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$$$$$$$$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$$$ hogz of entropy #132
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$$$$$P $$$$ $$$$ moo, oink, up your butt.
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$$$P $$$$ xP$$$$ d$$$$$$$$$$$.
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$$$. $$$$xP $$$$ $$$$$$' >$$$$
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$$$$$$$$$. $$$$P $$$$ 4$$$$$. .$$$$'
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$$$$b 4$$$$b. $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$< %%
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$$$$$b 4$$$$$x $$$$$$$$$$$ 4$$$$$$$$$ %%
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>> "C-" <<
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by -> Glynis
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<Glynis> once upon a time there was a jerk named phil WHINEans and he was a
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big big jerk. he thought everyone liked him because he didn't wear
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underwear, but in reality, everyone was appauled. so one day
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everyone was on irc, and he was being his usual jerk self...
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<Glynis> and princess glyicca came in and started talking to everyone
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<Glynis> no, glynicca
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<Glynis> glynica
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<Glynis> GLYNICA yeah
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<Glynis> princess glynica came in
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<Glynis> and she hadn't been there for a really long time
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<Glynis> so she was happy to be there. and everything was going fine until
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mr whineans decided to talk about his underwear, and rate girls.
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<Glynis> he then typed "c-c-c-c-c-c-"
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<Glynis> so then she kept thinking "c- c- c- c-"
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<Glynis> but then she remembered that phil whineans was a little harry wolf
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man, and she didn't feel so bad so she lived happily ever after.
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<Glynis> you want more?
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<mogel> yes! more!
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<Glynis> so then when harry little..err..phil whineans read his story in
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HOE, he got mad. and THEN he realized why he itched so much.
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<Glynis> so he got really pissed and howled at the moon and did some more
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drugs.
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<Glynis> then since he was on drugs, everything was fine.
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<Glynis> The End.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #132 -- written by Glynis -- 11/5/97 *
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