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_| _| _| _| _| * - - hogs of entropy e'zine #115
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Hi there. You might be wondering who I am. Well its me!
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You might remember me from my days in BLaH.
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You might remember me from my days in MiLK
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You DON'T remember me from my days in OBLOIDISM (however Jamesy spelled it)
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But, there is a new me now. A different me. And this new me will let you
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in on a little ckrut. I can't write anymore. You know why? Because I
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decided to become an Engineer, and we all know that engineers are
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unarticulate. Well, some fool might be thinking "Hey, you are writing
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now." Well, shut up.
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Ok, lets assume for a minute that you do remember me. Well, in that case,
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I still hate lampreys. However, I no longer have as much control over TV.
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I know this because if I did there wouldn't be any TV anymore. Other than
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that, its the same old me. Except I am improved. I know have a Kung Fu Grip.
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Enough about me. What about you? Well who cares about you. You are a
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peon. I am everything you are nothing. Or perhaps it is vice versa. But
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in that case, how would this have been written? I win, end of story.
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Well that about wraps up this little essay on me. Maybe I will write
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about me again. Or not.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #115 -- written by nyar -- 6/15/97 *
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