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hogs of entropy <|> <|> <| v
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issue 113 < > < > < > "whee!"
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>> "who the fuck is this jesus christ guy?" <<
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by -> creep
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It seems like it was millennia ago.. oh wait, it was millennia
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ago. I was a high powered young corporate executive, president of Heaven,
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which pretty much meant I was in charge except for the big guy (Mr. gOD)
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who was c.e.o. I was pretty much his right hand man. We got along pretty
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well most of the time, except for the occasional spat about certain
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executive decisions, like who should be promoted to angel or who needed to
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be fired (in other words, cast out). He was an overly fair guy, sometimes
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too fair. He wanted to give everybody as much leniency as possible, and
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he was very forgiving. I, on the other hand, was much more strict. I put
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a lot of pressure on people, I felt I should crack down, make them do
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their work the way they should. And quite often did I fire people who
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needed to be, slackers who wouldn't do their job like they were supposed
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to. That set an example for the others.
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gOD was essentially a nice guy, but don't piss him off, he might
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shove a lightning bolt up your ass or set your house on fire, or hell
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knows (no pun intended) what else. Being the #1 guy, the big cheese, the
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head honcho, that meant there was nobody to reprimand him for anything he
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did, so he had this nasty habit of taking what he wanted, when he wanted
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it. Which included the young lady of which this tale revolves around, the
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young virgin Mary.
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Mary was a cute young girl, only 17 and never been laid yet (how
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she avoided those terrible brute soldiers I don't know). One day, gOD
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happened to be peering down over his earthly kingdom when he noticed young
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Mary walking home from her studies (she went to some Jew school, forgot
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the name). While walking down the trail, she suddenly stopped and looked
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around. After checking to make sure nobody was around, she hopped into
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the bushes, well out of sight from any passersby that might come down the
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trail. Once hidden, Mary laid down on the ground and hiked her dress up
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to her waist. She stuck her finger in her mouth and sucked on it
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seductively for a minute, then slid her hand down between her ample
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breasts and down her stomach. Her breaths drew faster as she moved her
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hand between her legs and slid it underneith the wasteline of her panties.
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Her slender fingers slowly caressed her outer labia, then spread them
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apart with her pointer and ring fingers, while her middle finger gently
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massaged her throbbing clit. With her free hand, Mary grabbed a stick and
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put it in her mouth to bite on to keep her from screaming out loud where
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anyone walking down the trail might hear her. She then took her other
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hand and ran it underneith her leg so she could finger fuck herself while
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she massaged and rubber her clit. Mary moaned slightly from the
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incredible ecstasy she brought herself. After 10 minutes she finally
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came, thrashing and kicking in the dirt, all the while trying not to make
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a single sound.
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gOD watched in awe from his throne up above. Never before had he
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witnessed such activity. In a way he was outraged at such filth, that his
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children could do such obscene things while they thought nobody was
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watching. He sat in his throne, angered, pondering what to do. As he
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switched hands to support his chin while he pondered, his other hand came
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to rest on his lap. He then noticed his incredible erection (and boy do I
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mean incredible. I mean, he IS gOD after all) and cursed himself for
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letting such obscenity arouse him so. But he couldn't help it. He looked
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down again and saw that still nobody was around. Mary was just picking
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herself up and brushing off the dirt from her back. Suddenly in front of
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her, in a blinding flash of light, gOD appeared before her. She knew
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right away why he was there, and dropped to her knees and begged for
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forgiveness.
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"oh dear gOD, please forgive me! I have sinned!" she babbled.
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"oh shut the fuck up.." gOD retorted as he unzipped the fly on his
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enormous golden loin cloth.
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"but..but.. what are you doing?" she inquired in between sobs,
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"just shut up and suck it, bitch.." he commanded.
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Still on her knees, she crawled over to him, and proceeded to take
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the length of his mighty shaft into her mouth. Impatiently, he grabbed
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her by the hair and rammed his titanic cock down her throat. She choked
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and gagged for a bit, then loosened her esophogus and straightened out her
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neck to make it fit. He withdrew and thrust his monstrous phallus down
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her throat once again. He repeated this several times then pulled out and
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threw her down on the ground, ripped her panties off and mounted her. He
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mercilessly impaled her tight young virginal cunt on his cock, nearly
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splitting her open. He fucked her violently for 20 minutes until he
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ejaculated his mighty load (seemed like gallons, the shit was coming out
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of her ears and oozing from her bloody swollen cunt hole). Satisfied, he
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stood up and wiped his tool off with her hair. He looked up and saw two
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villagers standing there, watching in disbelief. He looked them straight
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in the eye and raised his hand, and they both became emersed in red light
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and suddenly vanished, not a trace of them left. He turned back around
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and looked down at the sobbing girl. He merely grinned and ascended back
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to his kingdom above. Mary picked up her things and ran home, crying.
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Little to his knowledge, he had impregnated her. A few months
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afterward, her stomach bulged out slightly. One day I decided to take a
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trip down to earth and scope out the action down there. I had made myself
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invisible, so the humans wouldn't all freak out and bow down and all that
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stupid shit. After a few hours of spying on the mortals, I grew bored and
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decided to take a leisurely walk down the trail. Once I was out of sight,
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I made myself visible again and continued my stroll. As I was walking
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down the trail, I saw a young girl walking back towards the village. I
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ducked behind a tree and watched her. She paused for a moment at one
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particular spot, staring down at the ground and began to cry. I just
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stood there, staring at her, when I accidentally lost my balance and fell
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down. She saw me and began screaming. I ran up to her and smacked her
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across the face and commanded her to be silent.
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"No please, not again! please!"
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"SHUT UP!"
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She silenced herself and just sat there, waiting for me to do
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whatever she expected me to do. From my point of view, I could see right
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down the top of her dress. Quite the cleavage there was. I also noticed
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the way she was sitting, I could see most of her leg, right up her thigh.
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Almost instantly I became erect. For a half pregnant girl, she was very
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attractive. I couldn't resist the temptation, and I forced her up onto
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her knees and bent her over, then moved around behind her and unzipped my
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fly. I dropped to my knees and lifted her skirt up and felt all over her
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beautiful soft round ass. Without hesitation I pulled her panties off and
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thrust my own enormous cock into her soft wet cunt. She screamed in pain
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(I later learned at the Heaven Bar that my cock was bigger than the big
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guy's, but I'll tell you about that later). I ran the entire length of my
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shaft into her cunt, shattering the barely developed fetus within her
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womb. I fucked her hard and fast for a good 45 minutes (I also have more
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stamina). I shot my enormous load deep inside her and withdrew, my cock
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covered in blood and cum and fetal debris. I picked her up and forced the
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bitch to lick it clean, then smacked her in the face and returned to
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heaven. Later on I paid her a second visit and this time I impregnated
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her again.
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That same day upon my second visit to young mary, gOD and a
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servant angel were going through the log books, checking the past few
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months' events. Somewhere during the reading, gOD fell back in his chair
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and groaned miserably when he had read that a young girl named Mary was
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pregnant, and the father was not to be found. Depressed, he went to the
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Heaven Bar later that night to drown his sorrows. I walked in grinning
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ear to ear about my activities of that day and took a seat right next to
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gOD.
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"Hey gOD, whats shakin?"
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"Oh the worst fucking thing happened to me?"
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"Whats that?"
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"You don't want to know. What did you do today?"
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"Nothing much.. just took a little visit down to earth."
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"Oh really? how'd it go?"
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"It was fun :)"
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"Glad somebody enjoyed themselves today"
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"Ah, relax man, have a few. on me."
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"What do you mean, 'on you'? I own everything and you're an
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executive. We fucking drink for free."
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"oh yeah. well. you know what I mean."
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45 minutes and a dozen shots later, gOD and I had a great time at
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the bar in our drunken stupor. 'Welcome to the Jungle' by Guns-N-Roses
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came on the jukebox and gOD started dancing (he can't dance worth shit
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btw). We all laughed and had a merry old time. When he was done making
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an ass of his heavenly self, he came back to where we were sitting and
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asked me what I did on my trip to earth today. Being drunk as shit, I
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obliged unwittingly.
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"Oh man, I took a walk and ran into this young chick. She was
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half pregnant, but man oh man was she hot. Pair of legs that
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run all the way up to her neck, and a set of titties.. WHOO!"
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"did you say half-pregnant?"
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"Yeah.. she was still hot tho.. I think her name was Mary or
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something."
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Instantly his face turned green and he ran out of the bar, puked
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for a while then went back up to his office on the top cloud. I went back
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to my lush house on the vista cloud and passed out. I came in late to
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work the next morning, hung over as shit. My secretary told me that gOD
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was waiting to see me in his office. I walked down the big hallway to his
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big office where he sat in his big chair behind his big desk chewing on
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aspirin and drinking a big cup of coffee.
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"You wanted to see me?"
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"Yeah.. that chick you raped yesterday?"
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"Umm yeah, what about her?" I feigned inconcern.
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"I already raped her."
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"you WHAT?!"
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"Yeah.. and I got her pregnant."
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"You mean that was your...?"
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"Yep."
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"Oh shit."
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"You're FUCKING RIGHT 'OH SHIT'!@# YOU KNOW WHAT YOU'VE DONE?"
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"Hey RELAX dammit, how the fuck was I supposed to know."
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"THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT ANY BETTER YOU LITTLE SHIT!"
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"HEY FUCK YOU ALRIGHT, ITS NOT MY FAULT"
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"NO FUCK YOU, GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY OFFICE, YOU'RE FIRED!"
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"I'M WHAT? YOU'RE FIRING ME?"
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"YEAH, I AM.. NOW GET THE FUCK OUT!"
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"Fine.. fuck you then.. you know there are shitloads of other
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gODS in other universes that would jump to hire me at much
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better positions for a LOT bigger salary."
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"I don't give a shit, not like you do anything anyway. You won't
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be any trouble to replace, you know how many other angels would
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jump to fill in your spot and do a much better job at half the
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salary?"
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"Kiss my ass, I'm outta here."
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"Yeah fuck you too.. you little shit."
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And so I was cast out of Heaven. I still had a good rapport with
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the angels that were grateful to me for making them do their job so well
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and took pride in what they had accomplished. So I took 1/3rd of the
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angels of heaven with me and formed my own kingdom down below earth. We
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ditched the silly white uniforms with wings and got some spiffy red and
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black ones. Meanwhile the other 2/3rd of the angels remained above (I
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took all the hard working ones with me, left all the slackers..thats why
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Heaven went to shit and took earth with it..snicker). Meanwhile gOD made
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a few visits down to earth, this time visible and bullshitted the people
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about Mary's baby and claimed it to be his still. He gave them some
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lame-o story about how his "holy son" was to be the savior and that he
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would give his life for their sins. Mary was of Mexican descent, so she
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decided to name him Jesus. Little Jesus grew up to make a terrible living
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at being a carpenter.
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* (c) HoE publications. HoE #113 -- written by creep -- 6/11/97 *
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