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>> "the rise of the mogels, part one" <<
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by -> eerie
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the mad scientist entered the experiment room & said hi to his
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evil assistant:
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"hi, evil assistant!!!"
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"oh, here you are, mad scientist! i'm completely ready for the
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first experiment in human cloning!"
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"fine!!! fine!#! so did we decide on a guinea pig yet?"
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"actually, we've been considering every existing group of people
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from which we could pick up our top notch guinea pig. like, we checked
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lawyers, but hey, they could sue us if we fuck up. or like, web page
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designers & isp sysadmins, but their egos won't fit in the cloning
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machine."
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"damn, that's one hell of a problem."
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"not really, but i like to make it sound like one. actually, what
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we have to worry about is that we can't go clone someone that's dangerous
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-- you never know the impact it can have on life in america. we'd most
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likely duplicate someone who has no influence whatsover, even though an
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overall nice, easy to get along with person, you know?"
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"like, you'd need forrest gump."
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"well, we need someone whose disappearance would be left
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unnoticed. but we found it. _the_ (& you can quote me on this &
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underscore the word "the") most useless, harmless, & generally overlooked
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job in america is actually _e-zine editor_."
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"oh my god, it's so obvious, i wonder why i haven't thought of
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it."
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"well, you don't read those things, do you?"
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"of course not. well, i did check out suck once."
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"we found the perfect e-zine, mad scientist, it's called _doomed
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to obscurity_, & it's basically doomed to, well, you know."
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"heh heh heh. so who is the editor of this z .. zy .. zeen?"
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"his name is _mogel_."
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"get him. now."
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---
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mogel was then caught by evil fbi agents who brought him in the
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mad scientist's mansion. then, they put him in the cloning machine.
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flashes of lights began to appear everywhere & suddenly, the room got
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filled with thousands of mogels, all looking the exact same.
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"this is perfect", mad scientist said. "let's see how they react
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now!"
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"say something!" asked evil assistant.
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a token mogel said: "i like soup."
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another token mogel added: "me too!"
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then another: "me t0o!!!"
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"me ToO!!!#!"
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"mE tO0!/$%?$/"
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"oh my god," the evil assistant said. "i think we fucked up."
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"mE t0O!#!$!|%/!$/!$%/%?/$" the whole crowd of mogels responded,
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as they left the room & took over the universe & the state of delaware.
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next episode: the MOGELs vs. the NYBARs!
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* (c) HoE publications & metalchick. HoE 103 - written by eerie - 6/11/97 *
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