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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Description : How to stop school for Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Author: .\\Ã\D Dog Û
Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Time/Date : 3/94 Û
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This file is for those of you who will do anything to prevent school, in the
next paragraphs, i will explain a few ways to have school cancelled the next
day just incase you have a big test or some big paper due.
You could get in troulbe for doing some of these things, and it is not my fault
if you do, so be careful.
First thing is to get a bunch of bananas or potatoes. Find out where the bus
port for your school is. Plan out the day when you want school closed, and go
to the bus port late at night after it has closed, about midnight. Find all
the buses which say you school's name on it, like Whatevername Regional School
District. Now stuff the tail pipes of the buses with the bananas or potatoes,
but make sure nothing is hanging out, do a thorough job, use a stick or
something. Now to do an even better job, here are a few more things to prevent
those buses from getting out. Pour dirt or sand into the gas tank. Get some
wire clippers and cut the small wires under neath the car, and make holes in
the larger lines. The buses will not start, and the next morning, they will
have to cancel school because of it.
Plan out a cold winter day to have school closed. Find out where all the
fire hydrens around your school are located. Now is the easy part, late at
night, open all the available ones, not too much, but just enought to get a
good flow of water accross the street, because the water will freeze, and so
will the fire hydrant once it is turned off by the fire company, the streets
will be unclearable because of inches of ice on them, making it unpassable
by an vehicle. Schools will close to clean up the streets. Also try to
find some other hydrens to open around the school to get the most definite
job done.
The most common way to close schools is to call and threaten to have put a
bomb in a locker. But now they trace calls, so it is much harder. Well, go
to a store, like jamesway or radio shack, that is not big, so the security
is not as tight. Steal a cheap recorder, and a few tapes to go with it. Now
record a long, ten minute speech saying things such as "I have a bomb set to
go off at (say the middle to end of the school day) o'clock, and i am sick
and tired of all this school crap, i am under so much stress"...add a line
saying something high tech, like a C4 type explosive bomb, or some kind of
chemical formula for abomb from the anarchists cookbook. Use some type of
voice changer, or just deepen your voice a little. Make sure the recorder
is clean, with no finger prints. Now, find out the number of the main office
to your school, and dial it from a pay phone. Now, call at about 1/2 hour
before school starts, so that the teachers are there, and play the tape, but
be sure to tape the recorder to the payphone, and put it on high. Use plenty
of tape, and do a good job so it takes a long time to take off. When you go
to school, you will find them saying "Go home"...or the buses will be
instructed to take the kids home.
The most dangerous way to prevent school is to start a fire before school
starts, like the night before, but this would be too dangerous, and might hurt
a janitor, but hey...you are stopping school right? :)...anyway, light
a smal,, concealed room on fire by throwin a rock with paper lit around it
through the window, then throwing a bottle full of gasoline near that area so
everything gets burnt. Now run like hell and get home before the engines find
out so that you can wake up your mom and say "Mom, i think there is a fire in
the area, wake up, it could be next door"...now you have an alliby, just
incase you get charged.
Just trying to make school more fun
.\\Ã\D Dog
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