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Hard Core Hackers presents...
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Filename : NOSCHOOL.HCH Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Description : How to stop school for Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ one day Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Author: .\\Ã\D Dog Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Time/Date : 3/94 Û
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This file is for those of you who will do anything to prevent school, in the
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next paragraphs, i will explain a few ways to have school cancelled the next
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day just incase you have a big test or some big paper due.
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You could get in troulbe for doing some of these things, and it is not my fault
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if you do, so be careful.
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First thing is to get a bunch of bananas or potatoes. Find out where the bus
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port for your school is. Plan out the day when you want school closed, and go
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to the bus port late at night after it has closed, about midnight. Find all
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the buses which say you school's name on it, like Whatevername Regional School
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District. Now stuff the tail pipes of the buses with the bananas or potatoes,
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but make sure nothing is hanging out, do a thorough job, use a stick or
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something. Now to do an even better job, here are a few more things to prevent
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those buses from getting out. Pour dirt or sand into the gas tank. Get some
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wire clippers and cut the small wires under neath the car, and make holes in
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the larger lines. The buses will not start, and the next morning, they will
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have to cancel school because of it.
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Plan out a cold winter day to have school closed. Find out where all the
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fire hydrens around your school are located. Now is the easy part, late at
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night, open all the available ones, not too much, but just enought to get a
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good flow of water accross the street, because the water will freeze, and so
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will the fire hydrant once it is turned off by the fire company, the streets
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will be unclearable because of inches of ice on them, making it unpassable
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by an vehicle. Schools will close to clean up the streets. Also try to
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find some other hydrens to open around the school to get the most definite
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job done.
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The most common way to close schools is to call and threaten to have put a
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bomb in a locker. But now they trace calls, so it is much harder. Well, go
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to a store, like jamesway or radio shack, that is not big, so the security
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is not as tight. Steal a cheap recorder, and a few tapes to go with it. Now
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record a long, ten minute speech saying things such as "I have a bomb set to
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go off at (say the middle to end of the school day) o'clock, and i am sick
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and tired of all this school crap, i am under so much stress"...add a line
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saying something high tech, like a C4 type explosive bomb, or some kind of
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chemical formula for abomb from the anarchists cookbook. Use some type of
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voice changer, or just deepen your voice a little. Make sure the recorder
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is clean, with no finger prints. Now, find out the number of the main office
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to your school, and dial it from a pay phone. Now, call at about 1/2 hour
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before school starts, so that the teachers are there, and play the tape, but
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be sure to tape the recorder to the payphone, and put it on high. Use plenty
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of tape, and do a good job so it takes a long time to take off. When you go
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to school, you will find them saying "Go home"...or the buses will be
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instructed to take the kids home.
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The most dangerous way to prevent school is to start a fire before school
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starts, like the night before, but this would be too dangerous, and might hurt
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a janitor, but hey...you are stopping school right? :)...anyway, light
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a smal,, concealed room on fire by throwin a rock with paper lit around it
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through the window, then throwing a bottle full of gasoline near that area so
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everything gets burnt. Now run like hell and get home before the engines find
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out so that you can wake up your mom and say "Mom, i think there is a fire in
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the area, wake up, it could be next door"...now you have an alliby, just
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incase you get charged.
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Just trying to make school more fun
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.\\Ã\D Dog
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--ùHCH Prezù--
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