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Hard Core Hackers presents...
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Filename : GETEVEN.HCH Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Description : How to get even with thoseÛ
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ you hate Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Author: EQUiNOX Û
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Û ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ ÛÛÛÛÛ Time/Date : 2/94 Û
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And now for the boring shit I have to get outta the way...
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*****************************************************************
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Any and all information I give is for leisure purposes only. I,
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nor any other member of the HCH take absolutely no responsibility
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of any kind for any mishap or negative and/or positive
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consequences as a result of attempts to accomplish any items
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stated. Again, I nor any other members of the HCH do not wish,
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either directly, or indirectly to persuade you to undertake any
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of the paraphernalia. There is a serious chance of severe legal
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action taken if you get caught.
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AAAAH.... now that thats over...
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Ok, Mr. School bully, or your regular run of the mill
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asshole draggin' you down huh? Ok, they're stronger, and faster,
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but thats just about where their talents end. If you want to
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have them pay for stealing your lunch money, beating you up in
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the locker room, or just for breathing near you, you basicly have
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2 ways to go. Either have them pay, and have them pay dearly, to
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the point where they want to move to another country an assume a
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different name, or you can just play a little harmless prank on
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them, and get a little laugh. This text file happens to cover
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choice number one.
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Well, nobody ever said true anarchy was ever easy. In order
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to execute your plan correctly, you'll need to gather up a lot of
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information on this guy, even to the point of waiting weeks to
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get to the stage of knowing how many pink hearts are on his boxer
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shorts, if you get my drift.
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I suggest you get to work on this as soon as possible...
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heres basicly all of the information you need to know on this
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guy.
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His Name - This includes first, last, middle, nicknames, anything
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really. Even here you may uncover some hidden secret that you can
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use against him at later times, never know, that innocent G. that
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you never bothered to think twice about may stand for Garfunkle
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of something.
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Look on attendance sheets, follow him around and hear what
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other people are calling him, sneak through records, if you find
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him leaving his backpack, wallet, notbook, or jacket around,
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ransack it you fool! You'll not only find out his name, but a
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lot of other things that will make your job much easier, and on
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top of that, maybe even a bit of money to help fund your scheme.
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His Location - You can't just have his house number, you could
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just look in the phone book for that... you've got to know where
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in the house his room is, what are good hiding places in his back
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yard, where the shower is, where he hides his keys, what type of
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neighboorhood he's in, whats his form of transportaion, and what
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is his average schedule for a week. And of course, his address
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dosn't hurt.
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His social life - who he hangs out with, where does he hang out
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with these people, what does he like to do in his spare time?
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That should cover it. Best thing to do is follow him around, but
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to dress different, and to keep your distance.
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Ok, you've gathered all the info on this guy. Hell, you could be
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his twin if you wanted to. Now comes the interrigation proccess.
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Run off to your local public telephone. And dial this guy up.
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<RING><RING><RING>
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JOE SCHMOE'S MOM: HELLO?
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-AAAAW shit, didn't count on a parent picking up... stay calm.-
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Anarchiest: Hello, may I speak to Joe Shmoe Please?
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JOE SCHMOE'S MOM: Ok, who may I ask is calling?
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-Yet another problem, but if you've done this before I shouldn't-
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-have to tell you how to handle this -
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Anarchiest: This is Mike Roberts. (just make somthing up duh)
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JOE SCHMOE'S MOM: Ok, just hold on minute
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-Ok, don't loose your nerve, heres where the sweat starts -
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-pouring down if your an amateaur, fake your voice, the lower -
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-the better. -
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JOE SCHMOE: Hello?
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Anarchiest: You know when you start with the wrong person,
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people tend to get hurt, watch your back.
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JOE SCHMOE: Who the fuck it this!?! Who the hell are you?
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Anarchiest: One of your very close enemies <CLICK>
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Well now you've got him thinking something in the back of
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his mind, thats all you really want at this point. Well, now to
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make him shit in his pants. Write him a letter, if you want to
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go to extrememes, wear gloves when writing it, but it really
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dosn't matter. Heres an example of what you can write, but if
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you keep it in this essence, it really dosn't matter how you put
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it....
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Dearest Joe,
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When your in the shower, and blink, I'm watching you. In
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the places where you feel the most secure I'm with you. When I
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see you sleep at night, I am in your dreams, and in your
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nightmares. Take care Joe, take care.
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Sincerely,
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X
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... Well when you write this, if you decide to write it, (as
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opposed to typing it) make your handwriting totally different,
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and I mean totally, but whatever you do, don't ask someone else
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to do it for you, even your best friend, secrets have a way of
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getting out, and thats the last thing you need.
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Before you mail the letter, you may want to add the
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finishing touch... Heres a recipe for a nice little blood
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substitute that seeps well into paper....
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1/4 Cup of the clearest oil you can find (caster or corn oil are
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good).
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Some Red food coloring.
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Add the coloring `till the oil looks a deep, rich red, thats it.
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...Now take a pencil, and dip it into the mixture and flick the
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stuff onto the paper, just a little finishing touch makes the
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difference. Wait for it to dry, and pop it in an envelope and
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send it away, and just in case I'm dealing with an idiot here,
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don't put your return address on it!
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Well now he's jumpy, and this should give you a good laugh.
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If you want to stop here, fine, be a pussy, but if your a true
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anarchiest, read on...
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Now over a 4 days time, you should start to play anonymous
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little pranks on him here or there.... if you need help with
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that, here are some ideas...
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Put white-out on his locker dials...
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Leave anonymous love notes to his sister/girlfriend
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Crack an egg in his gym locker when he's already gone
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If you find his bookbag/coat alone, put a stink bomb in it.
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Spread the most viciouse rumors you can about him
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Put a small amount of hair dye in his shampoo in gym
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...there, you've done all this to him. And he's really confused
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at this point, now, if your a phreaker, you can re-route his
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number as a gay hotline, that would get him nuts, and now for the
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grand finale, what you've done so far would normally be enough
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for some people, but if not, heres what to do...
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If he has a car...
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1.) Shove concrete in the tailpipe, and let it harden
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2.) Put sugar in his gas tank
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3.) Put tar on his windsheilds
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4.) Pull out his muffler
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If he only ownes a bike
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1.) Put WD-40 on his breaks (the actual breaks not the system)
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2.) Loosen every bolt on it
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3.) flatten the tires
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If those don't apply
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1.) Call your school to make a bomb threat, make a great looking
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bomb clone and place it in his locker.
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2.) Stink bomb his house (immature, but extremely effective)
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3.) Destroy this 150 dollar shoes of his
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4.) Re-route his phone system
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5.) Gather enough information about him (going through his
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parents mail should do it) and call the water company, get
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his water shut off.
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6.) Same as #5, but with gas, electricity, the like.
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7.) Put him on the largest mailing list you can find.
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8.) Place an add for him in the personals as someone looking for
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somone of the same sex
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Well if you would do some/all (and if you do all of that, let me
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shake your hand) you've been successful. Sit back and relax know
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that you've made someone else's life miserable, and have gotten
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the supreme revenge. You sir are an anarchiest.
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-Equinox [HCH]
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