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88 lines
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Werd D00dz
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At the close of hAkd/4 Circle jerk Prompted me to get off my ass.
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Well here it comes
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Lets chat shall we.
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Assuming you haver read the previous hakd texts you understand that i am
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a spontaneous person. I will never backspace. I will rarely even re read
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what i write, you will probably get confused but that is just my nature.
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Moving along, lets talk frankly:
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I like
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Sex
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Beer
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Computers
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Pot
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ASCII art..fortunately for me 3 of the 4 are core to hak/d so i was think
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ing that i would help along on pot today
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Pot is a great high, not to mention its pretty safe (don't go doing that
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coke shit..that's for rich fuckups, and crack is for homeless freaks).
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But you say Psalm: Now that we have Red Bud's poor mans bong..what do we do?
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Get some shit and smoke it says I.
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But yo say: I need some shit.
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I say: Read this paragraph carefully
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When buying pot it is important to realize that yu are not buying from the
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grower (most likely). And the chain goes up, its like a tree ya dig? But
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anyway as i was saying, the thing is that this stuff is coming from god
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knows where (although it is better than coming from a barrel in Harlem
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like crack..that is to say God made the herb, ya dig m0n?). Anyway
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so be careful. I mean if you're not getting it from y'know lite core
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people ten you m9ght be gettingit from the wrong people. A lot of people
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are out there to f00l you..so be wise. and if its too good to be true
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then it is.
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But I don't know anyone who t0kes:
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It is estimated that 1000 er 1000000 er..wll a lot of people have sm0ked
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stuff. So it is pretty okay to say youknow a toker. Hey even Steve Miller
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was a midnite toker..Just bring it up in conversation
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<Reader Snickers>
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Examples
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"Hey have you heard they wre thinking bout legalizing medical pot?"
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"Did you ever have that urge to do something bad"(this gets fux too)
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(althought nothing gets em hotter than "you know..I'm in hAk/d...dam
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the clit gets big as a peach right then....")).
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Take them To see Dazed and Confused.
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"I hear pot makes chicks horny? True false..lets find out"
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Hell you'rea smart kid, figger it out yourself.
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Okay.
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Pot is too expensive
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Pot in my area is roughly $100 an ounce. Get a quarter bag $25..that's good
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enough for a good weekend. Let think here...that's like five dollars
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a day for a week. or like a buck a day for a month...you cna aford it.
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if not..well there is..
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I WANNA GROW IT.
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The growth of hemp is a totally different text file. Look out for it, after
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the chemical explanation of ThC. (omc=TcH=best software..plug plug).
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As always i close with some wisdom : Wiliam Powell (author of the Anarchists
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cookbook, and inspiration to one too many lame tfiles). "Be careful with
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drugs, they are stronger than you are."
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CJ - Done Viola..i TiED Y0u!
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7i3 EliTists ++++ Take a big elite ennema up the ass.
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Dr. X..I pray that you read my praises unto thee.
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Phil Zimmerman - you are a leader
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Polekat - I dirty your clean image with this dirty file. eheheh
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omc - Praise, praise! A caveman in a dragracer. The only board with a dec
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server in 713.
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Logging Out
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Psalm 69
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psalm69@zero.cypher.com
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12:02:25 a.m
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EOF+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++
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