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Oh my GawD! ***** All I have to say is this...WHEEEEE!!! ***** More from GwaD!
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Incorporated
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Brings YOU 5 Brand New Text Files for Summer 2002!
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(Issues 121-125 of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_)
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-=< NewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdSNewGwDsnEWgWdS >=-
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-=< This Here Is GwD News, Issue #19 - 05/17/02 >=-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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R E L E A S E N O T E S
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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WORD TO YOUR MOMS.
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Sexy Text for YOU!
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New issues of _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime_
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http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/twist/twist.html#new
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gwd121.txt - "Mein Jewlatto" by Ciacco the Hog and Bob the Master of the World
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This is one of the most racist textfiles ever. But damn, is it
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ever funny.
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gwd122.txt - "Geekified Hovel" by Seth The Man
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Jesus Christ, Seth is a geek. Computers galore, unnecessary
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surveillance, and hidden porn.
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gwd123.txt - "Me and Mongo Jones" by Ciacco the Hog, Lobo Licious, and Bob the
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Master of the World
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Fattishness at its best. Mongo Jones is indeed a force to be
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reckoned with.
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gwd124.txt - "Sex without Strings: A Call for Legalized Prostitution"
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by Dr. Dr. Otis
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Dr. Dr. Otis is at it again! The alcoholic professor returns
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with his newest political treatise. Legalize prostitution, yo.
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AND...
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gwd125.txt - "As You Go" by Trish
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We're all about the sentimentality...STM's sister lends us this
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tear-jerking poem in which she refers to her brother's blackness
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and our very own urge for Domination.
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-*- "Look Ma! No hands and still a slut!" -*-
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-+- GREEN is GOOD. -+-
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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What's going on in Grenedom?
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***** ***** ***** ***** *****
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-> HEADLINES <-
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OUR HASHISHIM WARRIOR, THE LIZARD KING, HAS RETURNED TO US! HOLY FUCK!!
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After years of wandering on a Hashishim quest, TLK has returned. What did he
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find? Mostly, hashish. We welcome him back into the dr00gist fold. Yee-haw!
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CONVINCING PROOF FOUND OF SETH THE MAN'S FORMER FEMININITY!
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Remember when Seth The Man was known as Seth Sometimes? Well, even if you
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don't, he was once known by that ridiculous moniker. It, of course, referred
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to the fact that he was sometimes a man and sometimes not. New evidence
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recently came to light that proves beyond the shadow of a doubt that he was
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once a little girl. Yes, while going through some of his 'old junk,' Seth
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found a girls' soccer trophy. Thus, he was once a little girl.
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Coincidentally, he was also once a large black man. Therefore, he seems to be
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some odd sort of shapeshifter. Scary scary!
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-*- "Sluts that squirt, slurp, and swallow!" -*-
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-> OTHER NEWS <-
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Ciacco the Hog finally wrote something for GwD. It's about time we put that
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art-boy to work.
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Our status as the unOFFICIAL STAR WARS E-ZINE has allowed us to uncover the
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true nature of one of our members and his gut. That's right, Lobo "Booty"
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Licious is actually a Dark Lord of the Sith. Darth Licious's gut, Lionel, is
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his young Padawan Learner. Darths Licious and Lionel rock serious Sith-nads.
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Otis recently completed two doctoral degrees. Yes, he now holds a Ph.D in
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engineering as well as one in philosophy. He has accepted a faculty position
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at a prestigious institution in New England. From now on, he will be
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addressed as Dr. Dr. Otis. He plans to also attend medical school while he
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teaches, so one day he will be Dr. Dr. Otis, M.D.
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-*- "Chicks choking on cock chowder!" -*-
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-> SUBMISSION INFORMATION <-
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If you have ANYTHING to submit to GwD (artwork, text, outlandish claims,
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etc.), DO NOT HESITATE to send it our way. "submit@GREENY.org" is there for
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you, baby. Work must be 100% original and it must be understood that once
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submitted, articles/artwork/photographs become the property of GwD, Inc.
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(unless they have been previously published elsewhere) and we can use them
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however we see fit, even if it's merely to make fun of them (and you).
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-*- "Do you like huge boobs, thick thighs and bubble butts?" -*-
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-> LETTER(S) TO THE EDITOR <-
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Got a comment/question/complaint/rant? Send 'em our way. editor@GREENY.org
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is always waiting for your e-mails.
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[All spelling/grammar errors are those of the author(s) and are not errors on
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the part of GwD, cuz, well, we're perfect. Yeah.]
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Date: Mon, 13 May 2002 15:31:05 -0800
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From: Hahaha <hahaha@sexyfun.net>
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Subject: Snowhite and the Seven Dwarfs - The REAL story!
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To: GwD@GREENY.org
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Today, Snowhite was turning 18. The 7 Dwarfs always where very educated and
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polite with Snowhite. When they go out work at mornign, they promissed a
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*huge* surprise. Snowhite was anxious. Suddlently, the door open, and the Seven
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Dwarfs enter...
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[Quit forwarding viruses to us, you fucking chacharific meads!]
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Date: Tue, 14 May 2002 18:41:10 -0400
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From: Bill Hooper <bill@greeny.org>
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Subject:
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To: lobo@greeny.org
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i tried to get to chaos.greeny.org from work..
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------- Forwarded Message
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in text:
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Problem Report
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Access denied to the system by SmartFilter, while attempting to retrieve the
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URL.
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Message ID
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SMARTFILTER_DENIED
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Problem Description
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Your system was configured to deny access to this URL.
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Problem Cause
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The request was denied, as specified in the SmartFilter Content Filter
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configuration.
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The content category reported is "sex."
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The URL is http://chaos.greeny.org/.
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Possible Solution
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Contact the HELP line if you think that this site should not be filtered.
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------- End of Forwarded Message
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~~~~~
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"For those special people who measure sex appeal by the pound..."
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CONTACT:
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The GREENY world Domination Task Force, Inc.
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http://www.GREENY.org/
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Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/ - Pubz
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GwD@GREENY.org
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P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas - 79490
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- for moral, ethical, spiritual, and financial guidance -
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* Lusty busty teens - always live and ready! *
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*** The GwD Task Force, Inc. - All the Best in Absolute Crap Since 1993! ***
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GwD News #19 - rel. 05-17-02 - by Lobo Licious & Bob the Master of the World
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***** copyright (c) MMII GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. *****
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-*- GwD - "God, we're Dorks." - GwD -*- GwDN19
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