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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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Presents:
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"Poetry" and "Why I Hate Poetry" by Grandmaster Ratte'
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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime ***** Issue #85 -----
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----- release date: 01-03-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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First, a cartoon:
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Sometimes I Juggle o Sometimes I Don't
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o O\
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o_O/ /|
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-+- "My Poetry" -+-
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"No Comment"
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I HAVE NO COMMENTS, I JUST REPORT THE FACTS.
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I HAVE NO OPINIONS, I JUST EAT EX-LAX.
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I HAVE NO VIEWPOINT, I JUST WEAR CASUAL DRESS SLACKS.
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-----
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"Space Invaders"
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PLEASE CURE ME OF MY... MY... MY SPACE INVADERS ADDICTION!
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SPACE INVADERS
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HEY WOW NEAT MAN
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SPACE INVADERS
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SELL MY GRANDMA FOR A CHANCE TO PLAY
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SPACE INVADERS
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STRANGLE THE LIFE FROM YOUR NECK WITH MY BARE FINGERS FOR AN EXTRA SHIP IN
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SPACE INVADERS
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BASTARD CHILDREN WILL NOT SEE THE SUN RISE ON ANOTHER DAY FOR 25 CENTS IN A
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SPACE INVADERS
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WHUMP. WHUMP. WHUMP. WHUMP.
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SPACE INVADERS
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YOU WILL KNOW THIS SOUND.
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SPACE INVADERS
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"The Many Moods of My Penis: A Collection"
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HERE'S A NEW HAIKU I AM WRITING ABOUT MY PENIS. I HOPE YOU LIKE MY POEM.
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MY PENIS IS DUMB
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IT CANNOT THINK AT ALL, NO
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UNEMPLOYABLE
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HERE'S ANOTHER, LIKE PART 2 OR SOMETHING:
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MY PENIS IS NUMB
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IT CANNOT MOVE AT ALL, NO
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FLACCID AND USELESS
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AND PART 3, I AM LIKE ROLLING ON A ROLL, HERE, YES
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PENIS, PENIS, WOW
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YOU ARE SO HAPPY TODAY
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YOU LIGHT UP MY LIFE
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THIS COLLECTION IS CALLED "THE MANY MOOODS OF MY PENIS" BY KPND (C)1994 RATTE'
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ALL RIGHTS RESERVED. PLEASE DO NOT COPY MY WORK AND DO BAD THINGS WITH IT.
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"Gamer"
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GAMER rhymes with LAMER. ho ho ho.
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It also rhymes with LION TAMER.
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I am the LION TAMER,
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a SUCKER MAIMER,
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drinking all the juice from my CARROT STRAINER...
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-+- "Why I Hate Poetry" -+-
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I get nervous hearing bad poetry, I was literally squirming in my chair [when
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watching a poetry reading] and yelling at the TV, "He said 'harlequin'! That
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pretentious little shit said 'harlequin'! Put away your damn thesaurus!"
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I was watching it over at Franken Gibe's and he said, "I want a new peer group."
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What a rad comment.
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That's the problem with poetry, and stuff that people decide to group as "high
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culture" in general, is that it gets lotsa extra things stuck on it. Like
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people try to dress up a simple concept like, "I dug this chick but then she
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split, so now I'm sad," with a buncha cliche'd images about beaches and sunsets
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and big words that you only use for the SAT. 'Cause they think that's the way
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it's supposed to be done.
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Or insisting on making things connected to this retro '60s thing, or worse, a
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beatnik '50s thing like 10 or 20 years before you were even born. And then
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people are always getting some romanticized notion about "the good old days"
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and this retro business is just the same old shit.
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There's some thing really messed up about being barely 20 and wishing
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desperately you'd been born earlier 'cause some movie or magazines say it was
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like denial or something. It's 2000, rip off the past, drop bombs in the
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future, say what you mean, check yerself before you wreck yerself, blah blah
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blah now let's get out there and win one for the gipper.
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of ABSOLUTE CRAP! /---------------\
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copyright (c) MM Grandmaster Ratte' :PRIME THE PUMPS:
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copyright (c) MM GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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