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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"Silliness Begets More Silliness"
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by Zen and Aracnia
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%%%% Here is an interesting and quite witty post on The Snake's Den by Zen: %%%%
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you know if you swallow chewing gum, it stays in your tummy for 7 years?
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if you swallow watermelon seeds, then a watermelon grows in your tummy?
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storks bring babies to parents, they don't do that sickening act known as sex.
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smoking IS good for you... and so is driving drunk... and crack...
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the neatest way to die is by drowning.... i know it is, i have done it.
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pepsi is NOT the choice of a new generation.
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beer will not make you happy... won't make people like you... it's all false!
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mcdonalds doesn't make burgers out of cows, it's your long lost little
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sibling that you are eating.
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technology is bad.... change is bad... but changing technology is good
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are you down with the weasel?
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are you down with the cow?
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are you going down on someone/something right now?
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are you getting up right now?
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are you getting down?
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are you going up and down?
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should you really be reading all of this?
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should i really be typing all of this?
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should you try drugs?
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should i shoot myself?
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should i shoot you?
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should i use bounce in my laundry?
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should i drink the water from the tap?
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what kind of detergent is best?
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the more expensive something is, the better the quality.
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the longer you think about doing something, chances are you will end up not
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doing it.
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can you surf?
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as your doctor, i advise you to start drinking heavily.
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is there really a god?
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how do i know that i am not dreaming right now?
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how am i to know that you are not dreaming all of this?
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is this a dream or is this reality?
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how do you tell the difference between good and bad?
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do you really think that you are smart?
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who is to say who is smart and who is not?
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some people can be smart, and still have the common sense of a wooden nickel.
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some people can have TONS of common sense and be as dense as a rock.
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einstein was a genius, but he was also certifiably insane.
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hitler was a genius.... people just misunderstood him.
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and that, my little mindless followers, is all i have to say at the moment.
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i will get in touch with you again later.
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%%%% And here is Aracnia's witty yet neat reply: %%%%
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Space Bar alert...
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Z> you know if you swallow chewing gum, it stays in your tummy for 7 years?
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Yes
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Z> if you swallow watermelon seeds, then a watermelon grows in your tummy?
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Yes
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Z> storks bring babies to parents, they don't do that sickening act known as sex
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That's a good thing otherwise we'd have a million drunk storks running around
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like in the cartoons..
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Z> smoking IS good for you... and so is driving drunk... and crack...
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Smoking makes you cough up green and blue things... Driving is good...Drunk
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is what storks are... Crack...Don't do drugs that are named after a part of
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your ass...
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Z> the neatest way to die is by drowning.... i know it is, i have done it.
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I was held under the water for an extensive amount of time when I was young..
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Z> pepsi is NOT the choice of a new generation.
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No, it's not! Dr. Pepper and C0k3 are..
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Z> beer will not make you happy... won't make people like you... it's all false
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Beer makes you piss a lot...and it makes your breath stink...
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Z> mcdonalds doesn't make burgers out of cows, it's your long lost little
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Z> sibling that you are eating.
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I always wondered where my half sister when to...
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Z> technology is bad.... change is bad... but changing technology is good
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Like Mini-Disks instead of CD players
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Z> are you down with the weasel?
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Yes
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Z> are you down with the cow?
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Yes
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Z> are you going down on someone/something right now?
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No, I'm not...but I HAVE gotten it on with someone before...:)
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Z> are you getting up right now?
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No, But are YOU getting IT up right now???
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Z> are you going up and down?
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No, not at the exact moment, but I have before...:)
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Z> should you really be reading all of this?
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No, you shouldn't be reading this either...
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Z> should i really be typing all of this?
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No, I shouldn't be writing this either...
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Z> should you try drugs?
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No, they make your dick small
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Z> should i shoot myself?
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No, although...it doesn't make your dick small...well, unless you shoot it...
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Z> should i shoot you?
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No, please don't...I'm only 15.
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Z> should i use bounce in my laundry?
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Yes, they give your laundry a non-clinging feeling and fresh scent..
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Z> should i drink the water from the tap?
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No, A communist, Nazi plot is to poison the tap water of Lubbock..
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Z> what kind of detergent is best?
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Tide with Alternative Bleach..so your clothes look new and don't fade
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Z> the more expensive something is, the better the quality.
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Not necessarily
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Z> the longer you think about doing something, chances are you will end up not
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Z> doing it.
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That's right...It's called Procrastination...
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Z> can you surf?
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No.
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Z> as your doctor, i advise you to start drinking heavily.
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Mike, you're NOT a doctor
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Z> is there really a god?
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No
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Z> how do i know that i am not dreaming right now?
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You don't...
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Z> how am i to know that you are not dreaming all of this?
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You don't...
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Z> is this a dream or is this reality?
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Both
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Z> how do you tell the difference between good and bad?
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You don't
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Z> do you really think that you are smart?
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Yes
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Z> who is to say who is smart and who is not?
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Hmmm....interesting question
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Z> some people can be smart, and still have the common sense of a wooden nickel
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Yeah...like me, wait no, that's not right...
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Damnit....someone distracted me so I am forced not to post anymore babblings
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because I accidentally saved it...oops...
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Oh well...it's better that way I guess
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-- end --
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%%%% Anyway, I left them in their original posted form so you could read %%%%
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%%%% them in the proper order, instead of jumping straight to the reply. %%%%
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%%%% Aww, yeah! %%%%
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------------------------------[GwD Command Centers]-----------------------------
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Chaos (806)797-7501 | Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259
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GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347 | Pirate's Cove (806)795-4926
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Federation Slayers' (806)798-8168 | The Anti BBS (806)763-3549
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 | PCI (806)792-3302
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 | The Sprawl (806)797-0820
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1994 by Zen and Aracnia of GwD Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo: GwD :
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All rights reserved to He Who Is Silly and Green \---------------/
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