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w _____ ____ 1 4 000 "A Story about You, the Reader" w
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D // | \ 11 44 0 0 by Aardv@rk D
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G || || \ / | || | 1 4 0 0 issue #140 of "GwD: The American Dream G
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w \\___// \/\/ |____/ 111 4 000 with a Twist -- of Lime" ***** 12/31/03 w
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Once upon a time, there was this guy (or gal, though masculine pronouns will
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be used throughout this text) who sat on his ass all day, playing on his
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computer. He didn't think of it as playing, but that's what it was. He read,
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mostly. He read news and he read "blogs."
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He also read things called "textfiles" that he found on the web. Y'see,
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there're a lot of groups that publish these things; some call them "e-zines."
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Most of them have silly titles that may or may not be abbreviated by sillier
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acronyms (e.g. "The Neo-Comintern," "doomed to obscurity (aka dto),"
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"Angstmonster," and "GREENY world Domination (aka GwD)").
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He read these textfiles. He followed the musings of
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teens/20-/30-/40-/etc.-somethings about various topics. Lots of rants, lots
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of whining, lots of crap. He learned to be an 31337 hax0r; he learned to
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make bombs and to be anti-social. He read song lyrics; he read crappy poetry.
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He read stories by idiots with stupid names like "Aardv@rk." He didn't do
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much of anything else.
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Man, that guy was a tool.
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Seriously.
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Issue#140 of "GwD: The American Dream with a Twist -- of Lime" ISSN 1523-1585
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copyright (c) MMIII Aardv@rk/GwD Publications /---------------\
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copyright (c) MMIII GwD, Inc. All rights reserved :WOOGIE + WOOGIE:
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a production of The GREENY world DOMINATION Task Force, Inc. : GwD :
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Postal: GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 \---------------/
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ASMD -> http://www.GREENY.org/ - editor@GREENY.org - submit@GREENY.org <- ASMD
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