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----- GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime ***** Issue #100 -----
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----- release date: 05-25-01 ***** ISSN 1523-1585 -----
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--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
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Well, here it is. #100. Big fucking deal. Other e-zines get past this point
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within a year. It's taken us eight. Why? Because we're fucking lame, that's
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why. Anyway, here's the deal with this issue: there's lots of shit in it,
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it's super-huge. It's complete with nude ASCII-pics and lots of references to
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BBS stuff that won't mean much to people who weren't there. If you hunt, you
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might find something that applies to you. Well, it's super huge and won't ever
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be completely read by most people. Maybe that's due to the lack of a Table of
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Contents, or maybe that's just because nobody ever reads this stuff regardless
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of if it's categorized or not. Anyway, check it:
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................................................................................
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DISCLAIMER: This textfile does not reflect the thoughts or opinions of either
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myself, my company, my friends, or my cat; don't quote me on that; don't quote
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Uhh, we stole that disclaimer from somewhere, but that just about covers it,
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other than the fact that not all instructions apply to all models. Yeah.
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--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
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-= GREENY world DOMINATION - Reflections On an Acronym, Eight Years Later =-
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Perhaps it's not an acronym at all..."gwd" is a Welsh word meaning "twist" or
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"turn." Interesting, given the title of our e-zine.
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-----
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"GREENY" by Lobo Licious
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Who the hell is the GREENY person anyway? We've established that He's not
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the fellow we originally claimed...so who is He? This, my dr00gs and
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dr00gettes, is the Question of the Ages.
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It is said that He was born (or will be born; we are unsure if He yet
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exists...perhaps our charge is merely to prepare the world for His coming) in or
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near the 'city' of Gruene, Texas. He will be a Man, yet He will be from Grene,
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so He shall also be More than a Man. Regardless of the form He takes or the
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Body he occupies, He *will* be reluctant to rule this planet. Thus, GwD must
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force Him into figurehead status and rule in His stead as Regents. Such is the
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Plan of Grene, She who is Most High and Mighty and She who lives to dispense the
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Lovin'.
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GREENY loves the world and its environment (why else would His Mother have
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inspired our organization to Dominate it?) and despises polluters and
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defilers. The Green Jihad shall come to those who oppose.
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FEAR THE GREEN JIHAD, BLASPHEMER, LEST YOU FACE ITS WRATH!
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GREENY hates you. Face it, you're nothing special, and He knows it. You
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are a worthless pile of slime, as far as He's concerned. Unless you give
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lots and lots of money to the cause. Then, He will see you as a useful pile
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of slime. Actually, His opinion of you won't change, but our's will, and
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since He's a figurehead, He really doesn't matter. Did I say that?
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GREENY hates me. He thinks I smell funny.
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GREENY hates GwD and everything for which we stand. Take over the world in
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His name? "Poppycock!" exlaims GREENY at such a laughable notion.
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GREENY hates GREENY; He simply does not want to be Emperor and He hates
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Himself for having such a destiny.
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GREENY is the Beginning and the End, the Alpha and the Omega (He is also
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everything in the Middle, the Gamma, the Delta, the Epsilon, etc.) He is ALL
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THINGS, and yet, He is NOTHING. He is NOT the Buddha. He is NOT Jesus. He
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is NOT "Bob." He is GREENY. GREENY, damn you, GREENY. Nothing more,
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nothing less. Set your standards low, my friends. Expect little and you
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will not be disappointed.
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Thus it is, thus it was, and thus it shall be. Praise be to Grene. Amen.
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And a-women.
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-----
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"world" by Bob the Master of the World
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The "world" in "GREENY world Domination" must be understood correctly if the
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phrase in which it is embedded is to be understood correctly. However, the term
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is problematic, bearing a number of different meanings. Perhaps "meanings"
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suggests an ambiguity that does not really exist in the term; "spheres of
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application," though awkward, may be more appropriate. The basic sense, in which
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the "world" is equated with Earth, is only one denotation of the term. "World"
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is also used to mean everything that comes with the ken of human knowledge;
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consequently, the moon is part of our "world," "world" being here conceived in a
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fundamentally humanistic sense. Expanding the reference of the term to its
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logical limits, metaphysics construes the phrase "the world" as denoting the
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"totality of facts" and "all that is the case," as Wittgenstein puts it in the
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opening lines of _Tractatus Logico-Philosophicus_.
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However, the term also has denotations that are far reduced in scope.
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"World" is often employed as the totality of a particular field or sphere of
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life. For example, we often speak of the "world of movies," the "world of
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science," "the world of prisons," "the world of Droogies," and so on. "World"
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can also refer to the totality of an individual's consciousness, a phrase we
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commonly attach to those individuals who deviate so drastically from the rest of
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society that they are said to reside in a "world of their own." Jean-Paul
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Sartre meditates on the disintegration of the individual world by the intrusion
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of other consciousnesses in Being and Nothingness: "The appearance of the Other
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in the world corresponds therefore to a fixed sliding of the whole universe, to
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a decentralization of the world which undermines the centralization which I am
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simultaneously effecting." In other words, the presence of the Other forces
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onto the individual the knowledge that the world is not his world, that it does
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not exist solely within the confines of his consciousness. Ideology has as its
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target this "world" of the individual in its attempt to force the individual
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into its world.
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Which "world" does GwD wish to Dominate? Well, the very fact that the term
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is written in lower case would suggest that GwD aims to Dominate the denotations
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of the term that are smaller in scope. Of course, this suggestion is consonant
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with the ideological nature of GwD, an organization that has consistently placed
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thought above action.
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-----
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"DOMINATION" by Seth the Man
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People have two roles in life, Dominator and submissive...
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Aww yeah, it's "The End of Death:"
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Redd (dba Death) has had a false domination over the living for a long time
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(not forever, but for some time before "modern" society)...It's created all the
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bad things in the world out of fear...all 'evils' stem from a fear of death...
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Anyway, GwD will turn this around. Life will Dominate Death. "After Death was
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lost, humanity entered an eternity of celebration, and much was dominated."
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And, yay, the word is "lost" and not "destroyed" or "killed" or anything
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like that...(cuz there's an obvious paradox in "killing", not that I mind
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paradoxes, we couldn't call ourselves a religion without paradoxes but at any
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rate, we can't say Death (Redd) died, because there has to be some Redd in
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reality to balance it all out...yeah. I'm rambling.)
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Bleah. Anyway, just some thoughts I had on the way to work this morning.
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I think Domination has always been a part of religion, and that we are probably the
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first to openly admit it..
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Submit to Grene...or even better...Grene is ready for her spanking...
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oi. That's bad.
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--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
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<- USELESS STATISTICAL NONSENSE ABOUT THIS ISSUE AND GwD IN GENERAL ->
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25 = # of hours spent compiling this issue
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11379 = # of lines in this issue
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65824 = # of words in this issue, as counted by Microsoft Word
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480143 = # of characters in this issue, including spaces
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324701 = # of characters in this issue, excluding spaces
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19 = # gallons of beer consumed by GwD members during the compilation of
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this issue
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8 = # of years the stuff in this issue spans
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5 = # of people who contributed logs/archives of stuff for this issue
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(they are Diamondback, Jaffo, Bob the Master of the World, Ratt Fink,
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and Lobo Licious)
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13 = # of BBSes (some of) this stuff came from
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(they are CHAOS, The Snake's Den, Demon Roach Underground, Psycho's
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Chiropractic Institute, Neuorchic's Biker Slut Haven, Off World Colony,
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Static Line, The Pirate's Cove, Starchy White Boy (SWaB), Club Baby Seal
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(cbs), /<ingdom of Shit, and Laqueeda's BBS [we don't remember its name;
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Ratt Fink remembers it as "Laqueeda Moron Board"], and Goat Blowers
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Anonymous)
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2 = # of Area Codes in which these BBSes operated
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34 = # of people who've written *entire* issues of GwD
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38 = # of mentions of 'Cult of the Dead Cow' or the acronym 'cDc'
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(including the two in this sentence) in this issue
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33 = # of references to the same as above, in GwD's first 99 issues (
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gwd01-gwd99)
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8 = # of issues containing these 33 references
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0 = # of references to GwD in issues of cDc
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3 = # of GwD issues released before Lobo Licious bothered to read them (he
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just slapped the header and footer on them and uploaded them)
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3 = # of STAR TREK references in this issue, including this one
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4 = # of ASCII-renderings of "flipping off" in this issue
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6 = # of ASCII-renderings of nude or scantily clad females in this issue
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13 = # of references to nude or scantily clad females, including this stat
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and the stat directly above it
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--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
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-= GwDwarez Stuff =-
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The following is a message and a bunch of shit from GwDwarez. Contrary to what
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you may think (or even what you may have been led to believe), GwDwarez and
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GwD Publications ARE NOT the same thing. They are both subsidiaries of the
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conglomerate that is GwD, Inc. Thus, the information given below is attributed
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to GwDwarez, so GwD Publications holds no responsibility if the info is
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accurate or not. Yeah.
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"So, like, it's time to jump on the open source bandwagon. Sure, nobody would
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ever want to update or change any of our programs, because they ROCK SERIOUS
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NADS, but alas, here's the source codes for a few of them. Uhh, if you can
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find a TurboPascal compiler, these should work. Cut-and-paste, my friends,
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cut-and-paste. This code is available under the GNU public license, I think.
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Something like that, anyway. Edit it, make it better. That shouldn't be hard.
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Keep us in the loop; let us know what killer updates you make. Yes. No profits
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from this code, please, unless you give us a cut. Not that this will ever be an
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issue...
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Umm, if any of these fuck anything up when you run them, we're not liable; they
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are being distributed error-free and any errors caused upon compiling are not
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the fault of GwDwarez, GwD Publications, or GwD, Inc., nor are they the fault of
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any member or officer thereof.
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Why are only a few of the GwDwarez being made open source (5 to 7 years after
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being released)? Well, the other programs use proprietary technology and so
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their source cannot be made publicly available at this time. Executable versions
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of these programs (as well as many other lame-ass GwDwares are available for
|
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free download at http://www.GREENY.org/warez/warez.html.
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Provided here, if available, are the documentation and file_id.diz for each of
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the GwDwarez. Many of them are distributed without docs...go to
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http://www.GREENY.org/warez/ to test the executables for yourself, even the
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ones that aren't opensource...yay!
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Enjoy."
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||
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-----
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"GwD_1 Source Code" by Lobo Licious, 1994
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program GWD_WARE1 (input, output);
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uses
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crt;
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var
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X1, X2, Y1, Y2, M, B : real;
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begin
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writeln;
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writeln(' The Awesome Slope Finder Thing!');
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writeln(' ver. 1.61');
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writeln(' A GwDware');
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writeln;
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writeln('This program is really lame. It finds the slope and y-intercept of a
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line when');
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writeln('it is given 2 points. The slope and y-intercept are limited to two
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decimal');
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writeln('places.');
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writeln(' Enjoy!');
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writeln;
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write('Enter the "x" of the first coordinate: ');
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readln(X1);
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write('Enter the "y" of the first coordinate: ');
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readln(Y1);
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write('Enter the "x" of the second coordinate: ');
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readln(X2);
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write('Enter the "y" of the second coordinate: ');
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readln(Y2);
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writeln;
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writeln(' Okay, here they are:');
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writeln;
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if X1 = X2 then begin;
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writeln('Undefined Slope. No Y-Intercept.');
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writeln; writeln;
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writeln(' As you can see, this program is really useful. Heh.');
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writeln;
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writeln(' copyright (c) 1994 by Lobo and GwD Inc. La-dee-dah. 8-)');
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writeln(' ************ GwDwarez, the Wave of the Future! ************');
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end;
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if X1 <> X2 then begin;
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M := (Y2 - Y1) / (X2 - X1);
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writeln('Slope = ',M:8:2);
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B := Y1 - M * X1;
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writeln('Y-Intercept = ',B:8:2);
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writeln; writeln;
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writeln(' As you can see, this program is really useful. Heh.');
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writeln;
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writeln(' copyright (c) 1994 by Lobo and GwD Inc. La-dee-dah. 8-)');
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writeln(' ************ GwDwarez, the Wave of the Future! ************');
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end;
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||
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||
end.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
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||
"file_id.diz from GwD_2.ZIP" by Seth The Man, 1994
|
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Release number 2 from GwD Incorporated.
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Give a choice of running certain commands or not
|
||
in a batch file. Long Live Greeny
|
||
|
||
---
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"Documentation for GwD_2.EXE" by Seth The Man, 1994
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_________ _______ ______
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///______-_ | \ / \
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/// -_| | ___ | / /---/ /
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/// | | \ | / / / /
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/// | | | | \/ / /
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/// ____ __ __ | | | | / /
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/// / __ \\\\ ____ /// | | | | / /
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/// \/ || \\\ ///\\\ /// | |__/ | / /
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\\\_______|| \\\ /// \\\ /// | | _________ / \-----\
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\-________| \_\/_/ \_\/_/ |______/ |_______| \_______/
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Well here is my ware that I decided to distribute.
|
||
I have a version of this running in my autoexec.bat to use 50 line mode
|
||
and to use a faster repeat rate (it helps because I type faster...)
|
||
because my Dad's can't read anything in 50 line mode, so now it allows
|
||
me to use it when I get on without having to type all the commands in,
|
||
and it allows my Dad to not have to call me in from across the house
|
||
to change to big and slow for him...
|
||
|
||
Anyway, this is my first attempt at writing in C++ and it was compiled
|
||
on a demo version of Zortech C++ that I got with my C++ book "Learning
|
||
C++" by Tom Swan. To use this program, just patch in the sample.bat file
|
||
into any batch that you want to use this in, and stick the executable in
|
||
a directory that's handy for the batch you are running...usually
|
||
somewhere in your path, but not always... Be sure and alter the sample
|
||
batch to run whatever commands you want, the batch file is pretty
|
||
self-explanatory.
|
||
|
||
Have fun with this ware.
|
||
|
||
If something goes wrong, I didn't do it. You did.
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Copyright 1994 by GwD Incorporated and STM Enterprises. All rights
|
||
reserved to 'dat GREEN d00d.
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"file_id.diz from GwD_3.ZIP" by Lobo Licious, 1994
|
||
|
||
GwDware Number 3
|
||
Find your age as a factor of someone
|
||
else's. That is, find when you will
|
||
be a certain part of someone's age.
|
||
Long Live Greeny! Porno!
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
"Documentation for GwD_3.EXE" by Lobo Licious, 1994
|
||
________ _______ ______
|
||
///______-_ | \ / \
|
||
/// -_| | ___ | /_/---| |
|
||
/// | | \ | | |
|
||
/// | | | | __/ /
|
||
/// ____ __ __ | | | | |__ |
|
||
/// / __ \\\\ ____ /// | | | | \ \
|
||
/// \/ || \\\ ///\\\ /// | |__/ | | |
|
||
\\\_______|| \\\ /// \\\ /// | | _________ / \---| |
|
||
\-________| \_\/_/ \_\/_/ |______/ |_______| \_______/
|
||
|
||
The Hyper-Rad Age Factor Finder
|
||
ver. 1.27b
|
||
GwDware #3
|
||
|
||
DIRECTIONS: Type GWD_3 in the directory you have the file in (duh). Whenever
|
||
you are asked for a number (ie. the year, a person's age) enter a
|
||
number. Self-explanatory. If you enter the age of the oldest
|
||
person first, the program will still execute, but you won't like
|
||
what it does 8-). When asked for a factor, pick a number, (like
|
||
'2'). The program will then express the ages in factors of the
|
||
number entered and tell the year those factors will be correct.
|
||
For instance, to find out when you will be exactly half the age of
|
||
someone else. Entering '2' as the factor would do this. I know it
|
||
doesn't make much sense, but trust me.
|
||
|
||
Well, this is a really silly program that will tell the year in which two people
|
||
will be certain factors of each others' ages, or something like that. I wrote
|
||
this one day when i was really bored, so don't whine about its lameness.
|
||
|
||
GWD_3 was written in Turbo Pascal, and I copied it from my Algebra book. Of
|
||
course, in the book, the program was in BASIC (woo woo), so I at least had the
|
||
decency to translate it from a dead language. I also added some stuff, so it's
|
||
not really plagiarized. Blah. Anyway, have fun with it.
|
||
|
||
(note: GWD_1 was also copied from my Algebra book and converted into TP from
|
||
BASIC. I am so damn cool.)
|
||
|
||
copyright (c) 1994 by Lobo and GwDwarez, a part of GwD Inc.
|
||
************ GwDwarez, the Warez of the Future! ************
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
"GwD_3 Source Code" by Lobo Licious, 1994
|
||
|
||
program AGE_FACTORS (input, output);
|
||
|
||
uses
|
||
crt;
|
||
|
||
var
|
||
ford, chevy, dodge, jeep, olds, vw, bmw : real;
|
||
|
||
begin
|
||
writeln('GWD_3.EXE'); writeln;
|
||
write('Enter Current Year: ');
|
||
readln(ford);
|
||
write('Enter Age of Older Person: ');
|
||
readln(dodge);
|
||
write('Enter Age of Younger Person: ');
|
||
readln(chevy);
|
||
write('Enter Factor: ');
|
||
readln(jeep);
|
||
if (chevy > dodge)
|
||
then begin
|
||
writeln; writeln('Aren`t we silly? The *oldest* person`s age is first.
|
||
St00pid. Try again.');
|
||
writeln; writeln('This has been "GWD_3.EXE", a production of GwDwarez.');
|
||
writeln('Copyright 1994 by GwDwarez, a division of GwD Incorporated.');
|
||
end;
|
||
if (chevy = dodge)
|
||
then begin
|
||
writeln; writeln('Now, now. Those people are the same age. Try again, d0rk.');
|
||
writeln; writeln('This has been "GWD_3.EXE", a production of GwDwarez.');
|
||
writeln('Copyright 1994 by GwDwarez, a division of GwD Incorporated.');
|
||
end;
|
||
if dodge > chevy then
|
||
begin
|
||
bmw := (dodge - chevy) * (jeep - 1);
|
||
vw := bmw + dodge - chevy;
|
||
olds := ford - dodge + vw;
|
||
writeln; writeln('Year Older Younger');
|
||
writeln;
|
||
writeln(olds:3:0,' ',vw:3:0,' ',bmw:3:0);
|
||
writeln; writeln('This has been "GWD_3.EXE", a production of GwDwarez.');
|
||
writeln('Copyright (c) 1994 by GwDwarez, a division of GwD Incorporated.');
|
||
end;
|
||
end.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"GwDPAC Source Code" by Lasher, 1996
|
||
|
||
uses crt,graph;
|
||
|
||
var
|
||
Gd, Gm: Integer;
|
||
x,y:integer;
|
||
tx,ty:integer;
|
||
i,j:integer;
|
||
clm:integer;
|
||
begin
|
||
Gd := Detect;
|
||
InitGraph(Gd, Gm, ' ');
|
||
if GraphResult <> grOk then
|
||
Halt(1);
|
||
x:=getmaxx;
|
||
y:=getmaxy;
|
||
clm:=getmaxcolor;
|
||
settextstyle(defaultfont,horizdir,2);
|
||
|
||
begin
|
||
for i:=0 to 14 do
|
||
begin
|
||
setcolor(red);
|
||
outtextxy(0+(i*60),y div 2-10,'Redd');
|
||
delay(40);
|
||
end;
|
||
for i:= 1 to 14 do
|
||
begin
|
||
setbkcolor(black);
|
||
setfillstyle(solidfill,green);
|
||
PieSlice(20+(I*50),y div 2,10, 355, 100);
|
||
setcolor(black);
|
||
outtextxy(30+(I*50),y div 2-60,'GwD');
|
||
delay(35);
|
||
setfillstyle(solidfill,black);
|
||
PieSlice(20+(I*50),y div 2,10, 355, 100);
|
||
setbkcolor(black);
|
||
setfillstyle(solidfill,green);
|
||
PieSlice(30+(I*50),y div 2,30, 335, 100);
|
||
setcolor(black);
|
||
outtextxy(40+(I*50),y div 2-60,'GwD');
|
||
delay(35);
|
||
setfillstyle(solidfill,black);
|
||
|
||
PieSlice(30+(I*50),y div 2,30, 335, 100);
|
||
|
||
outtextxy(50*(I*60),y div 2-10,'Redd');
|
||
delay(100);
|
||
end;
|
||
for i := 1 to 10 do
|
||
begin
|
||
cleardevice;
|
||
setcolor(green);
|
||
SetTextJustify(CenterText, CenterText);
|
||
|
||
SetTextStyle(defaultfont, horizdir, i);
|
||
OutTextXY(320, Y-(i*18), 'Rokks!');
|
||
|
||
OutTextXY(320, 0+ (i*20) , 'GwD');
|
||
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
delay(500);
|
||
end;
|
||
closegraph;
|
||
end.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"GwD_AD Source Code" by Lasher and Lobo Licious, 1996
|
||
|
||
program GwD_ad;
|
||
|
||
uses crt,graph;
|
||
const
|
||
Gray50 : FillPatternType = ($AA, $55, $AA,
|
||
$55, $AA, $55, $AA, $55);
|
||
|
||
var lcv,count,count2,color,x1,y1,lcv2,
|
||
Gd, Gm,
|
||
x,y,
|
||
xm,
|
||
ym,
|
||
ri,i,j,
|
||
clm:integer;
|
||
angst:string;
|
||
|
||
procedure open_screen;
|
||
begin
|
||
clrscr;
|
||
gotoxy(1,24);
|
||
textcolor(10);
|
||
writeln(' G D');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GG DD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGG DDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGGGGG DDDDDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG w w w DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGGG GGGGGGGGG w w w w DDDD DDDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGGGGGGG w w DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG w w DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG GGGG DDDD DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGGGGGGGG DDDDDDDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGGGGG DDDDDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGGGG DDDDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GGG DDD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
writeln(' GG DD');
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
write(' G D');
|
||
delay(500);
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure decrypt(var anus:string);
|
||
var i,x:integer; q:char;
|
||
begin
|
||
for i:=1 to length(anus)do
|
||
begin
|
||
q:=anus[i];
|
||
for x:=1 to 5 do
|
||
q:=pred(q);
|
||
anus[i]:=q;
|
||
end;
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure legal_stuff;
|
||
var str:string;
|
||
begin
|
||
textcolor(2);
|
||
str:='%%%L|I%2%Fi{jwynxjrjsy%2%Ktw%Uwtrtyntsfq%Uzwutxjx%Tsq~%2%Fi{jwynxjrjsy%2%L
|
||
|I';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
str:='%%%%%%%Ymj%Fi{jwynxjrjsy%~tz%ozxy%xf|%nx%f%uwtizhynts%tk%L|I1%Nsh3%|mt%
|
||
nx';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
str:='%%%%%%%%%xtqjq~%wjxutsxngqj%ktw%nyx%htsyjsy3%%Ymj%fsxn2xy~qj%ufwyx%|jwj';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
str:='%%%%%%%%%%%%%%htiji%g~%Qtgt%fsi%ymj%lwfumnhx%|jwj%htiji%g~%Qfxmjw3';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
str:='%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%%L|I%2%htu~wnlmy%-h.%6>>;%g~%L|I1%Nsh3%2%L|I';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
textcolor(7);
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure po_box(color:integer);
|
||
var str:string;
|
||
begin
|
||
textcolor(color);
|
||
gotoxy(30,12);
|
||
str:='L|I1%Nsh3';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
gotoxy(30,13);
|
||
str:='U3T3%Gt}%6;58=';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
gotoxy(30,14);
|
||
str:='Qzggthp1%Yj}fx%<>9>5';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
writeln(str);
|
||
delay(10);
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure top(x1,y1:integer);
|
||
begin
|
||
randomize;
|
||
angst:='%%202%L|I%202%ymj%lwjjs~%|twqi%itrnsfynts%yfxp%ktwhj1%nshtwutwfyji%202%L|I%
|
||
202';
|
||
decrypt(angst);
|
||
count:=1;
|
||
gotoxy(x1,y1);
|
||
for lcv:=1 to length(angst) do
|
||
begin
|
||
count:=random(1000)+1;
|
||
color:=random(15)+1;
|
||
if color=4 then color:=2;
|
||
if color=12 then color:=10;
|
||
textcolor(color);
|
||
if angst[lcv-1]='G' then write(angst[lcv])
|
||
else
|
||
if count mod 2 = 0 then write(angst[lcv])
|
||
else write(upcase(angst[lcv]));
|
||
end;
|
||
writeln;
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure scroll(var x1,y1:integer);
|
||
begin
|
||
top(x1,y1);
|
||
delay(100);
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure open_crap;
|
||
var str:string;
|
||
begin
|
||
clrscr;
|
||
gotoxy(26,24);
|
||
textcolor(2);
|
||
str:='LW88S^%qnp8x%rfxm8i%u5yfy58x';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
write(str);
|
||
x1:=1;
|
||
y1:=1;
|
||
repeat
|
||
count2:=0;
|
||
repeat
|
||
scroll(x1,y1);
|
||
inc(count2);
|
||
until count2=15;
|
||
textcolor(0);
|
||
gotoxy(1,y1);
|
||
writeln(angst);
|
||
inc(y1);
|
||
until y1=24;
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure grrr;
|
||
begin
|
||
clrscr;
|
||
po_box(0);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(8);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(7);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(15);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(7);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(8);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(0);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(2);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(10);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(15);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(10);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(2);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(0);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(8);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(7);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(15);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(7);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(8);
|
||
delay(150);
|
||
po_box(0);
|
||
textcolor(7);
|
||
clrscr;
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
procedure cool;
|
||
var str:string;
|
||
begin
|
||
str:='L|I';
|
||
decrypt(str);
|
||
lcv2:=0;
|
||
Gd := Detect;
|
||
InitGraph(Gd, Gm, ' ');
|
||
if GraphResult <> grOk then
|
||
Halt(1);
|
||
x:=0;
|
||
y:=0;
|
||
ym:=getmaxy;
|
||
xm:=getmaxx;
|
||
clm:=getmaxcolor;
|
||
repeat
|
||
cleardevice;
|
||
for j:=1 to 10 do
|
||
for i:=-1 to 360 do
|
||
begin
|
||
if j mod 2 =0 then
|
||
setcolor(2)
|
||
else if j mod 2<>0 then
|
||
setcolor(4);
|
||
PieSlice(xm div 2,ym div 2,0, i, -i);
|
||
end;
|
||
for i := 1 to 10 do
|
||
begin
|
||
cleardevice;
|
||
setcolor(green);
|
||
SetTextJustify(CenterText, CenterText);
|
||
SetTextStyle(defaultfont, horizdir, i);
|
||
OutTextXY(xm div 2, Ym-(i*24),str);
|
||
OutTextXY(320, 0+ (i*24) ,str);
|
||
outtextxy(32*10,ym div 2,str);
|
||
outtextxy(xm-(i*32),ym div 2,str);
|
||
outtextxy(0+(i*32),ym div 2,str);
|
||
outtextxy(xm div 2, ym div 2,str);
|
||
delay(50);
|
||
end;
|
||
inc(lcv2);
|
||
until lcv2=3;
|
||
cleardevice;
|
||
for i:= 1 to 200 do
|
||
begin
|
||
delay(1);
|
||
putpixel(xm div 2, ym div 2-1+i,white);
|
||
putpixel(xm div 2,ym div 2+1-i,white);
|
||
end;
|
||
for i := 200 downto 1 do
|
||
begin
|
||
delay(1);
|
||
putpixel(xm div 2,ym div 2-i,black);
|
||
putpixel(xm div 2,ym div 2+i,black);
|
||
end;
|
||
for i:= 1 to 300 do
|
||
begin
|
||
putpixel(xm div 2 +i, ym div 2, white);
|
||
putpixel(xm div 2 - i ,ym div 2,white);
|
||
end;
|
||
delay(20);
|
||
cleardevice;
|
||
closegraph;
|
||
end;
|
||
|
||
begin
|
||
open_screen;
|
||
open_crap;
|
||
cool;
|
||
delay(700);
|
||
grrr;
|
||
legal_stuff;
|
||
gotoxy(1,15);
|
||
end.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"GwD DOS Wallpaper Documentation"
|
||
|
||
here we go again, another creation from the bored mind of Bill Hooper...
|
||
|
||
-=[---------------------------------------------------------]=-
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> A Presentation From Those Crazy Guys ۲<><DBB2>
|
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Bill & Lobo's Hyper Elite Programmers Guild ۲<><DBB2>
|
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> In Association With ۲<><DBB2>
|
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> The Greeny world Domination Taskforce ۲<><DBB2>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> ۲<><DBB2>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> GwD MS-DOS Wallpaper! ۲<><DBB2>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Programmer : [ Bill Hooper ] ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Program : [ GwD DOS Wallpaper ] ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Version : 1.0 ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Date : 08-15-97 ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Type : TSR ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> OS : works in Win95/98 DOS ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> mode, as well as DOS ۲<><DBB2>
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<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> windows ۲<><DBB2>
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-=[---------------------------------------------------------]=-
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[Disclaimer]
|
||
You are using this program at your own risk.
|
||
If you received an originally packaged copy, it is most likely virus
|
||
free. Although we try to keep our computers clean, the possibilities of virii
|
||
is real. We are not responsible for any virulent code that accompanies this
|
||
program.
|
||
This program has undergone basic testing on our own computer systems,
|
||
or systems that we are familiar with. This program will not, to our
|
||
knowledge, cause any damage to a standard IBM compatible running MS-DOS 5.0
|
||
or later. If this program does cause any damage to your system, it's not
|
||
our fault.
|
||
We make no guarantees that this program will function as described
|
||
on your own computer system. This is something that we do in our spare time,
|
||
don't expect much. We will do our best, but we aren't close to professional,
|
||
and are just entering college.
|
||
Bill and Lobo's Hyper Elite Programmer's Guild, and The Greeny world
|
||
Domination Taskforce are not responsible for any damages resulting from
|
||
the use of this program.
|
||
|
||
[Intro]
|
||
Yep. Here we go again. Another little proggie(well, not another if
|
||
you haven't been privileged enough to see the first few). This program
|
||
continues in the tradition of Disk Access, and Number Crap, and all other
|
||
BLHEPG releases, with a new twist. Unlike most of our programs, this was
|
||
written outside of Charby's CS class. This program comes to you from Bill
|
||
Hooper's trip to Asia(India to be specific).
|
||
|
||
[Description]
|
||
This program gives your DOS screen a small GwD logo in the upper,
|
||
right hand corner. Due to the magical abilities of the TSR(Terminate
|
||
Stay Resident), this logo will remain on screen through all DOS applications
|
||
that use a normal 25X80 ASCII screen. It's a simple program written very
|
||
quickly and inefficiently.
|
||
|
||
[Instructions]
|
||
Hmm.. Run the exe (GWDLOGO.EXE). Yeah, that's about all there is
|
||
to it. At the command prompt, type GWDLOGO. You can't unload this version
|
||
from memory, wah. If, for some unknown reason, you want to remove the
|
||
beautiful logo from your screen, reboot the computer if in DOS mode or
|
||
close the DOS window, if that's what you're using.
|
||
|
||
[Known Bugs, etc..]
|
||
What this program does is basically write directly to video memory,
|
||
changing the background attribute of a certain area of the screen in a
|
||
specified pattern. When the screen scrolls, that background also scrolls.
|
||
This action creates a problem. To keep the display from screwing up, I have
|
||
the program reset the attribute of all surrounding characters to a cyan
|
||
foreground and black background. This is the reason that it's not too pretty
|
||
when in DOS Edit, or some other ANSI GUI interface program. If you have any
|
||
good ideas on how to get around this problem, I'd love to hear.
|
||
This program has undergone cursory testing. There are no guarantees
|
||
that it will work on your computer system or with all of your computer
|
||
programs. TSRs are not friendly things to program or play with. If you have
|
||
any specific questions, email me.
|
||
|
||
[Plans]
|
||
I might add some new stuff if I ever get a new version out. Dunno.
|
||
If there's anything that you would like to see in the program, please, don't
|
||
hesitate to ask..
|
||
|
||
[Stuff]
|
||
If you need anything custom programmed, you can contact us. Although
|
||
it may not be apparent, we really can program worthwhile stuff if we have
|
||
to. The stuff we release is just for the hell of it. Bill Hooper is an
|
||
entering freshman at MIT, Lobo is an entering freshman at Texas Tech
|
||
University. They are both planning to major in Computer and Electronics
|
||
type subject. We work for cheap depending on the project. We do stuff in
|
||
HTML, Delphi, C++, Pascal, C++ Builder. We're currently learning
|
||
Java/JavaScript, Perl, and other things. Dunno. If you're interested, contact
|
||
us.
|
||
|
||
[Greetz]
|
||
A special thanks goes out to those that have taken the time to answer
|
||
my questions on IRC(too many to list). If you like this program, please take
|
||
the time to help out at least 5 people on IRC, and encourage them to do the
|
||
same. It really pisses me off when people pull that "holier than thou" shit.
|
||
Ebonics is silly too. Especially when white people use it(That's personal
|
||
though).
|
||
|
||
[Contacts]
|
||
In the current day of the "information super highway", "infobahn",
|
||
or whatever silly euphemism you want to use for the internet, it's easy to
|
||
contact us. If you have any nice questions or comments, don't hesitate
|
||
to drop us a line. Membership in BLHEPG is exactly what it says, Hyper-Elite.
|
||
There are no members other than Bill and Lobo. Period.
|
||
If you have any questions or comments about GwD, see their contact
|
||
section.
|
||
|
||
----=[Bill and Lobo's Hyper Elite Programmers Guild Contacts]=----
|
||
--Name-- --Email-- --Affiliations--
|
||
Bill Hooper kn@kisi.com GwD/BLHEPG/GW
|
||
Lobo Licious lobolicious@cyberdude.com GwD/BLHEPG
|
||
|
||
----=[Greeny World Domination Taskforce Contacts]=----
|
||
--Name-- --Email--
|
||
Seth The Man seththeman@cyberdude.com
|
||
Lobo Licious lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
|
||
wow. this is a long set of docs for a simple program. let that be a lesson
|
||
of what boredom does to you.
|
||
|
||
copyright GwD 1997
|
||
|
||
--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
|
||
|
||
-= What They're Saying... =-
|
||
|
||
...About GwD in general:
|
||
|
||
"This [GwD] is a fine group that I associate with (I haven't ever written for
|
||
them [uhh, yeah you have], but I know most of the guys who founded it). It's
|
||
a zany bunch of young, angst-ridden anarchists from a lovely place called
|
||
Lubbock, Texas" - Kilroy
|
||
|
||
"GwD is the single greatest fighting force ever assembled." - Saddam Hussein
|
||
|
||
"Yea! Greeny world Domination rocks! whee.. fun fun. This textfile group is
|
||
'hot'." - Bill Hooper
|
||
|
||
...About _GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime_
|
||
|
||
"This [GwD98] is one of the greatest t-files ever." - Grandmaster Ratte'
|
||
|
||
"A collection of text files written by some of my best buddies in Lubbock. If
|
||
you were into computers during your teen years, this zine will bring back
|
||
great memories." - NetLegend Jaffo's List'o'links
|
||
|
||
"Some of the finest t-files to date, yet also some of the shittiest...if only
|
||
they'd choose quality OR quantity to focus on, instead of neither...100 files
|
||
in eight years is nothing to scream about, especially since more than half of
|
||
them suck...it sure keeps us guessing, though." - Ratt Fink
|
||
|
||
"cDc who? GwD burst onto the textfile scene in 1993 and has KICKED ASS ever
|
||
since." - Commodore Schmidlap
|
||
|
||
...About GwDweb and/or The world Domination PlayStation:
|
||
|
||
"Review
|
||
Site: The world Domination PlayStation
|
||
Rating: 4 URL: http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/
|
||
This site has plenty of colour and some good graphics. It is an e-zine known
|
||
as 'GwD: The American Dream with a Twist of Lime'. A different site to check
|
||
out." - Webnet Webratings
|
||
|
||
The world Domination PlayStation was given 3 bananas out of 5 by the Worth A
|
||
Peek Awards
|
||
|
||
The Inkpot Zine List includes GwDweb and gets both our name AND our (main)
|
||
publication's name correct! [Believe it or not, this is a rarity, even among
|
||
members of our group.]
|
||
|
||
...About [Bill Hooper's] Humor List:
|
||
|
||
"I woke up today and had lost my will to live. When i checked my email and
|
||
saw your awsome list I changed my mind and decided to go harvest wheat
|
||
instead! Thank You!" - Anonymous List Member
|
||
|
||
"bill, your humor is offending me. I can't take it. I'm going to kill myself
|
||
and it will be your fault!" - Justin [List Member]
|
||
|
||
"Hey! Just a note to tell you how much I look forward to your lists. Keep up
|
||
the good work. I take all my lists to my church and share the humor...They
|
||
don't talk to me much any more." - Jim [List Member]
|
||
|
||
--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
|
||
|
||
-= Cool Stuff 2 =-
|
||
|
||
As promised in GwD50, this is the second installment of Cool Stuff. Man, oh
|
||
man, it's LOTS OF FUN!!!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Ignorance vs. Thoughtlessness" by Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
I was getting food last night at Schlotzsky's and parked next to a car
|
||
with an Ani DiFranco sticker. I was looking at the sticker (I'm a big Ani fan)
|
||
and noticed another one underneath it that said "Ignorance is Typical". I
|
||
didn't like the tone of that sticker very much and I was thinking about why this
|
||
was. I think it's kind of a hypocritical. So much is chalked up to ignorance,
|
||
when really, ignorance is not the root of any problem, it only points to the
|
||
real problem, thoughtlessness. Lack of Knowledge holds no sin of itself. It is
|
||
the problem of not wanting to pursue the knowledge needed to create an informed
|
||
opinion or decision that is the real problem. The attitude of falling back to
|
||
preset beliefs, without conscious consideration of the issue, through laziness
|
||
or faith, is what the real problem is. The sticker is as guilty of this mistake
|
||
as any racist or zealot.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 1:34 am Tue Jan 24, 1995 Number : 51 of 53
|
||
From: Psychosomatic Illusion Base : Negative Net Exports...sounds
|
||
To : Kasdfmasdfjaisdfj Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: immature name calling! Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Take this! hah!
|
||
|
||
IceHouse!
|
||
|
||
The Red Dog!
|
||
|
||
hah! I called you a BEER! hahahah!
|
||
|
||
im so fucking k33n. hah!
|
||
|
||
hah! hhahahah!
|
||
|
||
p$i
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Rat"
|
||
|
||
Rats are soooo much fun!
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Super Villain" by Yancey Slide
|
||
|
||
This isn't finished - in fact, I only just started. But I'm working on poetry
|
||
now:
|
||
|
||
They call me super-villain
|
||
But what do they know?
|
||
Maybe I'm not (so) super.
|
||
|
||
I'll show them all, someday.
|
||
Show them all I'm not mad
|
||
Just very angry.
|
||
|
||
I'd have shown them all already
|
||
If not for interlopers
|
||
Interfering super-pants.
|
||
|
||
Why should they care
|
||
If I taint the reservoir?
|
||
I have a job to do.
|
||
|
||
And who are they
|
||
To bust up my lab?
|
||
Damned vigilantes.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 11:10 am Tue Feb 27, 1996 Number : 29 of 46
|
||
From: Diamondback Base : Private Mail
|
||
To : Psycho Smurf Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Whee! Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Ok. I'll keep this mass-mail short n' simple.
|
||
|
||
This weekend(Friday 3/1 thru Sunday 3/3) is another netgame party. Rockin'
|
||
stuff. Things to bring if at all possible:
|
||
|
||
-- 486 with 8M ram or better machines are needed. No 'puters=no games. If you
|
||
have a keen computer(s), bring 'em. Don't forget your power strip.
|
||
|
||
-- Games. Any network playable games that you think the rest of us might not
|
||
have, bring it. We may just play it.
|
||
|
||
-- Netcards. If you have some cards or cable, bring it just in case. I already
|
||
have 12 cards, but more is better.
|
||
|
||
-- Munchies. Cokes. Chips. Whatever. If we all pitch in, we can munch away the
|
||
whole time we're gaming.
|
||
|
||
This thing may flop, with only 7-8 people, or it may be huge with 16 or more
|
||
folks. Depends on how many of YOU show up. Heh.
|
||
|
||
Also, as long as I'm into the public announcement thing......March 17th(St.
|
||
Patty's Day) is a Sunday and is 1/2 price indoor paintball.
|
||
|
||
April 6th is paintball, but with easter eggs filled with small prizes out on
|
||
the field for you to grab while you play. Heh.
|
||
|
||
I guess that's it.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
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-----
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[Sub: General -- Quoi De Neuf]
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49/50: K-MART TRAM-K
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Name: Kp Neato Dee #14 @3
|
||
Date: Sun Apr 23 04:56:43 1995
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I'M ALWAYS DISAPPOINTED GOING TO THE K-MART ON UNIVERSITY 'CAUSE IT'S JUST LAME.
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IT JUST SCREAMS "WE HAVEN'T REMODLED SINCE '79 AND WAL-MART IS DESTROYING US."
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ALL THE K-MART EMPLOYEES ARE SULLEN AND SHIFTLESS SINCE WAL-MART CAME TO TOWN.
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AND SEARS EMPLOYEES? FORGET IT. THEY MIGHT AS WELL WORK IN A MUSEUM. AND WHAT
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||
IF YOU'RE THE TOY DEPT. GUY AT SEARS? YOU'RE A LEPER, MAN, SINCE TOYS 'R' US
|
||
BROKE GROUND. YOU CAN'T EVEN HOLD YOUR HEAD UP. THEY SIT AROUND IN THE
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||
EMPLOYEE LOUNGE, DRINKING WHISKEY OUT OF A THERMOS BOTTLE ON 15-MINUTE BREAKS
|
||
THAT STRETCH INTO 2-HOUR BINGE SESSIONS.
|
||
|
||
HEY, I JUST GOT MY NEXT SONG IDEA.
|
||
|
||
AND DON'T THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT YOU GUYS TAKE MY BRILLIANT POST IDEAS AND USE
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||
'EM TO SEEM WITTY WITH THE CHICKS. AND I FUCKING HATE YOU FOR IT. FOREVER.
|
||
HERE'S ANOTHER IDEA: GO DIE. NOW. THANKS.
|
||
|
||
HUGZ :) :) :) :) :) :) :) HUGZ MEEZ GA-GOO NEE TOUCHIE FEEELIEEEZ :) :) :)
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||
KPND
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||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Freddy also appeals to minorities. 'There's enormous affection for the
|
||
character in the black community,' says Harpster. 'It always playes as you
|
||
would expect along the easter seaboard, in Detroit's large black population. It
|
||
never played well in the lily-white areas, like Seattle or Kansas. It's
|
||
basically an urban kind of phenomenon. It didn't do very well in Nebraska.'
|
||
|
||
...
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||
|
||
'Avid moviegoers are the key audience for any movie. They may be blue-
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||
collar, they may be black, they may have high-school educations, but filmwise
|
||
they know their stuff.'"
|
||
|
||
(from pg. 132 of _The Nightmare Never Ends_ by William Schoell and James
|
||
Spencer, Citadel Press, 1992.)
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||
|
||
The above, of course, implies that while blue-collar/black/lacking in higher
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||
education people "know their stuff" about movies, they are essentially inferior
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||
in all other aspects. Way to go, Hollywood! Fine, this implication is a little
|
||
bit of a stretch...but just a little.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Yeeouch!!!" by Odin Jesse
|
||
|
||
Yeeouch!!! Them pins is pointy!
|
||
|
||
I'm a fuckin' Aries. Hmmm?.
|
||
Born and raised in the hub city of Temple, Texas but I've been all over
|
||
the place. From the Great Smoky mountains to Seattle to Georgetown DC, the self
|
||
proclaimed capital of the weirdest teenagers with the rarest genital gland
|
||
problems in the free world although all I can think about is New Orleans and
|
||
those jumbo shrimp. Not the fuckin' Grouper though. Damn thing tastes worse
|
||
than it looks. Big blank bulging eyes and their damn mouths are constantly open
|
||
like Leslie Cowan. Not that anything doesn't show a direct relationship between
|
||
taste and physical appearance. Mushrooms are the ugliest fucking growths you'll
|
||
ever find and pig's brain brings a proportionately revolting odor into the
|
||
equation for fun. I suppose it's kind of like when you piss in the sink and
|
||
turn on the hot water to "clean it off" and it merely magnifies the smell of
|
||
urine that inevitably leads to your sister getting really pissed and calling you
|
||
a lazy slob. Not that she wouldn't do it if pissing was a more convenient
|
||
pastime for women. A guy can piss on anything but not his leg.
|
||
Wow, a whole damn paragraph out of the way.
|
||
Small medium or large, free refill available! The color wheel indicates
|
||
that red and green, the pious colors that emulate the eve of the birth of Jesus,
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||
are comparable to the combinations of orange and blue as well as purple and
|
||
yellow. Ewwwww?. Those colors are yucky, now when you die you go to hell! Green
|
||
and red indicate the combination of radiator fluid that mixes with the blood
|
||
flowing from my hand after a near fatal ratchet accident. Whelp? I just opened
|
||
her up and noticed that yer differential was leaking on yer alternator belt
|
||
which is causing the problems in yer carburetor's catalytic conversion fuel
|
||
injection system on that V6 385 drive shaft. By the way, today only buy forty
|
||
car air fresheners and get the forty-first one free. Free installation if
|
||
you've got a rear view mirror.
|
||
I walked eighteen redwoods down to the gym and got on the scale. I
|
||
weighed 9.477 cinderblocks, looks like I've gained a little. So I got on the
|
||
treadmill for 1/1x10^478 eons and got so fucking tired I went to buy one of
|
||
those big jugs of water, you know, the kind that hold 475 mouthfuls of water,
|
||
but I noticed that I left all my chariot wheels at home and they wouldn't take a
|
||
check.
|
||
It's a good thing I ran into that chick last night. She'd be fucked if I
|
||
hadn't been there to walk her home. A bitch like that has no business out
|
||
there without a man. She was so excited she barely could even talk to me. I
|
||
bet she didn't think she'd ever be lucky enough to meet a guy like me. After
|
||
all, when I was talking about running four miles after every meal and bench
|
||
pressing 385 she was so impressed she couldn't even look me in the eye. Then
|
||
when I started talking about the turbo charger and glass packs in my '99 ford
|
||
F150 XLT she must have thought she was in heaven. She'll be calling me any
|
||
minute now, just as soon as she finishes washing her hair.
|
||
This salt doesn't supply Iodide, I wonder if they have any artificially
|
||
flavored soybean Iodide supplements here. The woman at Taco Bell last night
|
||
gave me a receipt with my bean burrito. I couldn't imagine a circumstance in
|
||
which I had to prove that I bought a fuckin' burrito. I'll give her the money,
|
||
she gives me the burrito, there's no need to bring ink and paper into the
|
||
transaction. But, in case someone is like, "Man, that's bullshit. Ain't no way
|
||
you got a burrito the other night." I'll have the documentation ready. It's
|
||
back at the dorm in the filing folder. Under "B", for burrito.
|
||
I like that song that goes, "Dunnnn Dun Dun Duh Dunn Duh Dun diggadigga
|
||
Dun Dun Dunn Duh Dunn", you know the one, right? If I ever end up having a
|
||
roommate that's a total asshole dickhead dipshit fucker I think I'll buy a bunch
|
||
of those Nicotrol cigarette patches and put one on his ankle when he's asleep
|
||
every night. Then I'll get up before he does and take it off. That way I'll
|
||
get him really addicted and he won't know what's going on and he'll go through
|
||
withdrawal during the day. Sounds like fun.
|
||
Man, fuck school. I hate always having to do shit and get up early and
|
||
always be worried about shit. I'm starting to realize that a college education
|
||
isn't remotely necessary to get a great job. Some of my happiest memories are
|
||
of working at Fast Eddy's Pizza with some of the finest degenerates Temple has
|
||
to offer. I think I'll be a pirate or a caveman or a con artist or a bounty
|
||
hunter or a male prostitute. Any of those jobs would be a hell of a lot more
|
||
interesting than a damn engineer. Well, it looks like if we change the torque
|
||
on the bar supporting the cog we can maximize energy output. Bullshit. I'm
|
||
going to live in a cave somewhere in Asia and think all the time and eat small
|
||
animals and piss and shit in the woods. The secret to happiness is to escape
|
||
from money as early as possible. There isn't anyone in the world that thinks
|
||
you can live without money. All it does is tie you into the system with all the
|
||
people you never wanted to be like when you were a child, when you knew a hell
|
||
of a lot more about happiness than you know now. The sooner you get out the
|
||
better because the longer you stay in the more dependencies you develop. See,
|
||
if I were to do it now I'd still have the need for a friend and a musical
|
||
instrument that I wouldn't have needed if I had escaped ten years ago. If I
|
||
wait longer I'll simply become weaker and dependent on more worldly things.
|
||
But, instead of doing something I'm sitting by the damn computer. Somehow
|
||
nothing lasts forever yet some things never change. I think I hear the arsenic
|
||
singing to me.
|
||
Oh of course!! I love John! Oh really? Oh, how cute, yeah I know, I love
|
||
Kyle, he's so funny. Oh, I know, she's such a total bitch, like totally. Trent
|
||
is? Oh that's wonderful, I love Trent. Yeah, she's sort of a bitch too. Oh
|
||
yeah I know, I just saw him at the mall, I love him. He's so cute!! No, no,
|
||
no, WHAT? You're such a bitch!!!
|
||
I suppose the only difference I can think of between the word entriphereal
|
||
and the word naphroscocic is the context in which they'd be used. Entriphereal
|
||
would be used to describe something pretty or maybe a dream or maybe a cool song
|
||
or something. Naphroscocic should be used to describe an injury or a disaster
|
||
or maybe a part of a tractor. They're both very useful, sort of like the word
|
||
Modescent, which can describe a scary book, or a cool looking car, or the taste
|
||
of bad food. Considering all three are fuckin' made up I suppose Modescent is
|
||
my favorite because it's been more widespread. I invented it in high school and
|
||
used it in reports and essays all the time. I never had a teacher comment about
|
||
it. They're obviously too embarrassed to admit that they don't know what the
|
||
hell it means and some high school dumbass does. I think it's very entriphereal
|
||
of them. In fact, I think I might do something to the naphroscocic converter
|
||
belt on their car just to piss them off.
|
||
OH MY GOD!!! OH MY GOD!!! I JUST SAW THE TEMPERATURE CHANGE ON THE
|
||
WEATHER CHANNEL!! IT WENT FROM 67 TO 66 DEGREES!! I'VE NEVER ACTUALLY SEEN IT
|
||
CHANGE BEFORE!! HEY EVERYBODY, ITS 66 DEGREES OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW!!!!
|
||
I was born on the exact day that Jesus Christ was crucified for the sins
|
||
of the world. Good Friday, the most sacrilegious day of the year. I hope
|
||
that's not some kind of omen. God is probably pissed at me for being born that
|
||
day, that must be why I haven't gotten my grandma's Range Rover yet. Hmmm? I
|
||
KNOW!! I'll say the lords prayer one hundred times tonight. He'll have to
|
||
forgive me then, right?
|
||
What do you do with a drunken sailor early in the morning? I'd probably
|
||
ask him why the hell he's drunk early in the morning. That's an evening thing
|
||
around here. He must be a damn foreigner, probably one of those freaks from
|
||
Poland. Ewww?.
|
||
Whoa? it's 8:30 already? Hey, it's been a nice evening but I really
|
||
better get going.
|
||
Alcohol abuse is a disease. But it's the only disease you can get bitched
|
||
at for having. Dammit Odin! You're an alcoholic! Dammit Odin! You have
|
||
Lupus! Dammit Odin! You have Leprosy! Dammit Odin! You have Ebola! Dammit
|
||
Odin! You have the gout!
|
||
Unfortunately Kevin Johnson won't be joining us this evening as he is at
|
||
home asleep. I think I'd rather lose and arm than a leg. I'd rather be blind
|
||
than deaf. I'd rather be ugly than smelly. I'd rather be dead than insane.
|
||
I'd rather be middle class than aristocracy. I'd rather be annoying than
|
||
ignorant. I'd rather be unappreciated than talentless. And at the end of the
|
||
day, even though engineering isn't the most fulfilling of jobs I can always
|
||
smile and say, "Well, at least I'm not working for you."
|
||
Hmm? this stuff really doesn't taste too bad. It kinda smells funny,
|
||
though. Ok, I give up, what is it? OH MY GOD!!! ARE YOU SERIOUS!!! THAT'S
|
||
NOT FUCKIN' FUNNY, MAN!!! I'M GONNA KICK YOUR ASS!!
|
||
Save the whales, Collect them all!! I saw that fool yesterday and he was
|
||
all "Sup dog" and I was all "Sup wit you?" and he was like "Wussup then, bitch!"
|
||
and I was like "Step up nigga" and he was like "I see wussup now, bitch" and I
|
||
was like "Say nigga, you be trippin" and he was like "It's on then, nigga" and I
|
||
was like "Arite dog!" and he was like "Wussup then" and I was like "Yeah,
|
||
that's what I thought" and he was like "Say nigga, Say" and I was like "awright
|
||
den, it's cool brother" and he was like "Awright homie, peace out" and I was
|
||
like "That's cool dog".
|
||
Hey man, Yanni's playing live on the 15th. If I were to make an album I
|
||
would definitely not put any of that evil devil music on there or any of that
|
||
loud crap all the punks listen to, or any of that rap shit the thugs listen to,
|
||
or any of the country shit the hicks listen to, or any of that oldies shit my
|
||
parents listen to, or any of that blues shit the bums listen to, or any of that
|
||
techno shit those weirdos listen to, or any of that classical stuff those old
|
||
people listen to, or any of that other crap. Just twelve tracks of total
|
||
silence. Hell yeah, that's good music!!!
|
||
The worst part about being alive is when you stub your toe on the kitchen
|
||
table. One time my uncle was building a house for his daughter because she was
|
||
about to get married. Me and my cousin were helping him. I was up on the
|
||
second floor and I was trying to hammer this support beam to one of the rafters.
|
||
I accidentally dropped the hammer and it hit my uncle in the back of the head
|
||
and knocked him out. The bad part about it was at the time he was working at
|
||
the table saw and when he got knocked out he fell forward on the blade and cut
|
||
his head off. It was the grossest thing I've ever seen. He was all twitching
|
||
and shit. My cousin was slightly upset about what happened and he tried to run
|
||
and tell the rest of the family. However, I knew that if he told my mom I'd
|
||
probably get grounded and I wanted to go to the movies with my friends that
|
||
weekend. So I ran after my cousin and poked a _ inch drill bit in the side of
|
||
his neck to get his attention. He turned to see what I wanted but when I was
|
||
trying to explain that I didn't want him to tell the family he passed out. I
|
||
think it was probably because the drill bit was buried about two inches deep
|
||
into his neck and passed through his carotid artery. Well, I couldn't let mom
|
||
know about him either so I took them out to the shop and used the sandblaster to
|
||
tear their bodies into oblivion. I suppose nobody ever found them. And I got
|
||
to go to the movies with my friends that weekend so I guess the story has a
|
||
happy ending after all.
|
||
I read that Jacob Stryver from Ireland has been declared the man with the
|
||
cleanest urine in the entire world. Something about his kidneys and his eating
|
||
habits. But, I'd still drink my own before his.
|
||
If fruit had individual personalities I think that bananas would be the
|
||
funny ones. Peaches would be the manic-depressive ones. Strawberries would be
|
||
the sexy ones. Pears would be very intelligent but kind of quiet. Oranges
|
||
would be really active and you'd never see them very often. Cherries would be
|
||
egocentric and arrogant. Grapes would be old and grouchy. Blueberries wouldn't
|
||
be very funny or intelligent but they would think they were. Raspberries would
|
||
be friendly but humble. And Grapefruit would be tyrannical, bitchy, assholes.
|
||
A day without sunshine is like night. On the other hand, you have
|
||
different fingers.
|
||
Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines. If Barbie
|
||
is so popular why do you have to buy her friends. Ewww? just think about
|
||
creamed corn. To steal ideas from one person is plagiarism; to steal from many
|
||
is research. I intend to live forever, so far so good. If at first you don't
|
||
succeed, then skydiving isn't for you.
|
||
YOU SUCKER!!! FUCKING SUCKER!!! HAHAHAHAHA
|
||
Find the hidden message in the following crap:
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
erohglknx,lhjdvl;kgoerijoisrh;dflhkjxlko;isfdboigsrejyoufoundthemessage,aren't
|
||
youproudofyourselfa;lkjlkbnvoiaserwoiahdlgjz;fdohgohfdlkcxjvbuhguioreptlhgf,mvhx
|
||
lkgjbhrapijhfgkjxhgjvlcbiudhciuyoitujwrahtcvmhoghosgjxlkjghkcvno;islzrjsdfgosglg
|
||
kdjhls;xkgflxjkhvbop;lkurj;oslkcvhnbolcfguvjh;isorlzkdsujtrf;olshgdnjxmbhnglicxk
|
||
tugjpajsdgv.
|
||
|
||
Don't you hate it when you have a really sexy dream and you wake up with a
|
||
sore asshole and shit stains all over your fingers?
|
||
Hey man, I'm going down to that one place where those guys go like
|
||
"Blaaauugh" on that little thing.
|
||
The finest example of an igloo that I can think of was the one that was in
|
||
the Inuit museum in Washington, DC. I liked it because it was an actual size
|
||
replica of a 15th century Aleutian igloo that housed up to eight families.
|
||
Unfortunately, as is common in public museum the exhibit had been defaced by the
|
||
time I saw it. There were Coke cans and candy wrappers all over the place and
|
||
some of the details on the Aleutian mannequins had been stolen. The only other
|
||
eyesore was the eighteen decapitated infant carcasses rotting in the background.
|
||
Sometimes I wonder why human bodies have some of the parts that they have.
|
||
I don't know why men have nipples, appendixes, or kidneys.
|
||
He went into the kitchen and got that steak knife that he bought at the
|
||
livestock show and went back into the bedroom and stabbed his wife in the leg.
|
||
He didn't like her very much. But afterwards he felt bad so he called an
|
||
ambulance which was slightly delayed as it was destroyed when it was side-swiped
|
||
by at quadruple-back tractor trailer that was illegally driving on the road in
|
||
the first place. So he ended up driving her to the hospital himself. She was
|
||
so impressed by this sudden act of kindness that she accidentally bit her tongue
|
||
off and began to choke. He drove faster because her condition was somewhat more
|
||
urgent now. She recovered in seven and a half days and they returned to their
|
||
house where they were killed in a surprise terrorist bombing raid on the
|
||
neighborhood.
|
||
I give my liiiiiiiiiffffeee and sooooouuuuuullll to you my friend, you let
|
||
me faaauuuullll. Trapped in a gaze where time stands insurrected to a blur.
|
||
Before this river becomes an ocean, before you pick my heart up off the floor.
|
||
If I was God you'd sell your soul. Get in the pit and try to love someone.
|
||
Whoring redeemer embezzles the weak. Come closer, you can do better than me. I
|
||
ask myself why I'm so hateful. Fucking envy changes everything.
|
||
Damn! They don't have the new Abba!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
10/17:
|
||
Name: Trojan-Man #4
|
||
Date: Wed Dec 07 14:05:53 1994
|
||
|
||
Call 832-4287.....it's not long distance from lubbock....it won't hurt ya
|
||
none....when you do it makes a pretty noise on this side....and on top of all
|
||
that...wehn you do, nothing will happen....theres no board there.....nice
|
||
concept, eh?
|
||
|
||
Theres no warez, no codez, hell...no files period....I don't even have message
|
||
basses or onliners....come to think of it, I don't even have BBS software set
|
||
up.....so call The Non-Existant Board at 832-4287....if yer lucky you might
|
||
just catch the sysop, Trojan-Man, in Telemate and actually get a connect....and
|
||
then I'm sure he'll think of something cool to give you...or maybe not, but
|
||
you'll never know till you call.....so go call it you shmuck....ATA is a good
|
||
thing.
|
||
|
||
Safer Sex Forever,
|
||
Trojan-Man
|
||
|
||
Oh yeah....you should prolly not call after like 3 in the afternoon cus thats
|
||
when I leave sos I won't be here when the people that actually live here get
|
||
home....cus you know, it's thier computer, thier phone line, thier house and
|
||
all that, but they don't use it during the day, I don't think they'll mind....
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Interesting Hits that www.GREENY.org Received from 25 March to 30 April 2001"
|
||
|
||
There have, of course, been other interesting hits since GREENY.org went online,
|
||
but we're too lazy to include them here.
|
||
|
||
25/Mar/01 12:57: wcs3.norfolk.nipr.mil
|
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25/Mar/01 19:45: apnc101.216.216.211.in-addr.arpa
|
||
27/Mar/01 04:44: educfwal.blackpool.gov.uk
|
||
27/Mar/01 18:14: jadzia.wellsfargo.com
|
||
29/Mar/01 02:35: haymaker.leeds.wwwcache.ja.net
|
||
29/Mar/01 02:35: ruddles.leeds.wwwcache.ja.net
|
||
29/Mar/01 02:35: magee.leeds.wwwcache.ja.net
|
||
29/Mar/01 04:50: nc1.unicc.org
|
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29/Mar/01 04:50: nc2.unicc.org
|
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30/Mar/01 08:52: thor.clf.navy.mil
|
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30/Mar/01 08:52: zeus.clf.navy.mil
|
||
30/Mar/01 13:20: vance001.net.gov.bc.ca
|
||
03/Apr/01 01:09: cache3-1.ruh.isu.net.sa
|
||
03/Apr/01 01:09: cache1-1.ruh.isu.net.sa
|
||
03/Apr/01 01:09: cache2-0.ruh.isu.net.sa
|
||
03/Apr/01 10:25: unknown-31-159.ama-assn.org
|
||
03/Apr/01 19:44: sf-bas01.sf.csfb.com
|
||
04/Apr/01 05:19: cache1.grnet.gr
|
||
07/Apr/01 12:07: scorpion.usafa.af.mil
|
||
09/Apr/01 08:05: sw3ext.eglin.af.mil
|
||
10/Apr/01 22:25: cupidon.inria.fr
|
||
14/Apr/01 12:49: 1cust173.tnt3.oshawa.on.da.uu.net
|
||
17/Apr/01 16:06: mail.wordsearchbible.com
|
||
25/Apr/01 13:24: genetics-bh.genetics.com
|
||
30/Apr/01 11:49: bastion.cbc.ca
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"This here's a keyboard-n-shit. A REALLY OLD keyboard"
|
||
|
||
________________________________________________
|
||
| _____________________________ |
|
||
| [][] _____________________________ [_][_][_] |
|
||
| [][] [_][_][_] [_][_][_][_] [_][_] [_][_][_] |
|
||
| |
|
||
| [][] [][][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][][] |
|
||
| [][] [_][][][][][][][][][][][][][] [][][][] |
|
||
| [][] [__][][][][][][][][][][][][_] [][][][] |
|
||
| [][] [___][][][][][][][][][][][__] [__][][] |
|
||
| [_][______________][_] |
|
||
|______________________________________________|
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 1:30 am Thu Jun 22, 1995 Number : 23 of 23
|
||
From: Napalm Base : Like, oh mah gah, Buffae!
|
||
To : Laqueeda Refer #: 12
|
||
Subj: Re: 8756 Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
L> nothing but silicone and air.
|
||
|
||
Silicone. Ramblings on silicone.
|
||
|
||
Ya know, if medical science could discover a way to turn the silicone in
|
||
breast implants into some type of processing device, neural net, et al, then
|
||
Pamela Anderson would put any Cray to shame.
|
||
|
||
Yeah. Her and Dolly Parton. You could network 'em by nipple clamps and
|
||
then ask them the meaning of life. The answer would prolly be 42.
|
||
|
||
Think about it.. Models would actually become USEFUL.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: "breed_x" <breed_x@GREENY.org>
|
||
To: "ChaosLAN"
|
||
Subject: [chaoslan] Announcing ChachScan version 1.0 beta
|
||
Date: Sun, 3 Dec 2000 15:54:21 -0600
|
||
ChaosLAN - http://chaos.greeny.org/~chaoslan
|
||
|
||
******* Announcing ChachScan version 1.0 beta for public release *********
|
||
|
||
Please visit http://chachscan.homeip.net for addition information about this
|
||
software!
|
||
|
||
The newest HalfLife online server scanner is brought to you FREE OF CHARGE
|
||
by the wonderful folks at the Infiltration Lab software division.
|
||
|
||
Features include:
|
||
* Downloading of current server list from WON
|
||
* Separate multithreaded server scan and ping functions
|
||
* User configurable scan timeout threshold
|
||
* Server list sorting by name, ip address, ping, player count, or game
|
||
type
|
||
* Search current server list by name and/or IP address. Find that server
|
||
you heard your clansmen talking about!
|
||
* Server detail window to display players, frag counts, and server
|
||
variables
|
||
* Player name search...find your clansmen online!
|
||
* Launch HalfLife directly from server list screen! Comprehends game type
|
||
and game directory.
|
||
* Ability to enable/disable HalfLife console
|
||
* Integrated enhanced IRC chat client!
|
||
* Written in C/C++ for improved efficiency and speed.
|
||
* Stand-alone executable...no bloated install/uninstall software...just
|
||
two files to download (executable and configuration)!
|
||
|
||
We are certainly looking for beta testers! We are confident that the
|
||
product is now reasonably stable as a beta product and are in need of steady
|
||
users who can report any remaining bugs/problems.
|
||
|
||
We would like to urge all member of the ChaosLan list to download the
|
||
software and give it a test drive. If you are not 100% satisfied with the
|
||
product, we will refund your money in full (quite easy actually, considering
|
||
that the thing is FREE!).
|
||
|
||
Seriously, though: If you play online and enjoy playing with your clan
|
||
members, this can be *the* tool for you. You are encouraged to use the chat
|
||
functionality whenever playing online. It is recommended that all members of
|
||
clan [Chach] who play online connect to one of the GamesNet IRC servers and
|
||
join channel #chach prior to starting an online game. This will allow other
|
||
members of clan [Chach] to easily find you online and join up with you!
|
||
|
||
Feedback is welcome. Bugs/problems/suggestions/feedback/insults can be
|
||
reported to jason.plumb@home.com or can be posted to the ChaosLAN list for
|
||
public discussion.
|
||
|
||
Again, that URL is http://chachscan.homeip.net
|
||
|
||
Enjoy, you friggin CHACH!
|
||
|
||
-breedx
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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#( O )# | | |
|
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| ################. .############### |
|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
######################################
|
||
# #
|
||
#####
|
||
OOOOOOO|OOOOOOO
|
||
U
|
||
|
||
|
||
__________\|/___\|/_______\/__\|/_______\|/______\/____\|/_____\|/_____________
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 2:13 am Sat Dec 23, 1995 Number : 26 of 29
|
||
From: Napalm Base : Don't worry, mom will buy us p
|
||
To : Diamondback Refer #: 18
|
||
Subj: Re: This Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
D> again(10am-8pm Sat & Sun shifts are _not_ conducive to being militant-b0y.
|
||
|
||
Militancy is cool. When I get my discharge (22 NOV 98) I'm going to start a
|
||
militia. You can all join! We'll be the cyberhackermilitia, feared by the
|
||
pulic, the ATF, the FBI, the CIA (Christians In Action?) the US Marshals, the
|
||
Texas Rangers, the NSA, the DIA, the KGB, Mossad, SF, SAS, GIGN, GSG-9, and
|
||
all sorts of other alphabet soup agencies! We'll be a scourge! Cheesy lame
|
||
post! Trying to start posting up! Pathetic attempt! Pathetic attempt!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"GwDweb Guestbook Stuff" by lots of people
|
||
|
||
"I want to be Lobo's groupie. Can I?" - liz d.
|
||
|
||
"blarg" - Trojan-Man
|
||
|
||
"Does anyone actually look at this?" Jakyl
|
||
|
||
"Destroy." - Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
"wow, this sux harder than monic. what a jizzed up trick. newaz
|
||
this 'reakes' of little scholng. pussy" - Mr Melvin
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Path: news.XXX.XXX!
|
||
Distribution: world
|
||
Newsgroups: alt.best.of.internet
|
||
Subject: ABOI: Bugs
|
||
From: ironrod@channel1.com (Ironrod)
|
||
Date: Sat, 18 Nov 1995 20:14:00 -0640
|
||
Organization: Channel 1(R) 617-864-0100 Info
|
||
Lines: 136
|
||
|
||
* Forwarded by : Ironrod of Spiderloft (ironrod@channel1.com)
|
||
|
||
Forwards removed ...
|
||
|
||
Software Engineering Notes (SEN), a journal of the Association for
|
||
Computer Machinery, regularly publishes lists of computer horror
|
||
stories. Some of these are well-known, while others have never been
|
||
independently verified. This summary gives the SEN volume/issue, and
|
||
the date of the event, if known. (SEN also reports computer break-ins,
|
||
embezzlements, etc. Such malicious events are omitted here.)
|
||
|
||
SEN | Description | Date of
|
||
References| | Event
|
||
-!--------+--------------------------------------------------+--------
|
||
4/4 | Bug in brake computer system caused recall of |
|
||
| all El Dorado automobiles |
|
||
| |
|
||
5/1 | Arthritis-therapy microwaves set patient's heart |
|
||
| pacemaker to 214, resulting in fatal coronary |
|
||
| |
|
||
5/2 | Mariner 18 lost due to missing NOT in program |
|
||
| |
|
||
5/2 | F16 autopilot flipped plane upside down whenever |
|
||
| it crossed the equator |
|
||
| |
|
||
5/3 | 50 false alerts from NORAD defense system | 1979
|
||
| |
|
||
6/1 | Many computer system outages at FAA Air Traffic |
|
||
| Control |
|
||
| |
|
||
6/3 | Air New Zealand crash in Antartica when computer | Nov 1979
|
||
| data error detected but crew was not informed |
|
||
| |
|
||
6/5 | Backup computer synchronization problem delayed |
|
||
| first Shuttle launch |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/3 | NORAD defense radar system mistook the Moon for |
|
||
| a hostile incoming missile |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/3 | Computer bug showed ghost train near Embarcadero | May 1983
|
||
| station on San Francisco Muni |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/3 | Software bug caused F14 to fly off the end of an |
|
||
| aircraft carrier into the North Sea |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/3 | HMS Sheffield radar system identified incoming |
|
||
| Argentinian Exocet missile as non-Soviet & thus |
|
||
| friendly; no alarm was raised and the ship sank |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/5 | F18 computer opened missile retention clamp, |
|
||
| fired missile and re-closed clamp before missile |
|
||
| had had enough time to move away from aircraft |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/5 | San Francisco BART doors opened while train was |
|
||
| at full speed; control system's inter-station |
|
||
| delay time was too short for TransBay Tunnel |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/5 | United Airlines 767 iced up because fuel-saving | Aug 1983
|
||
| computer was over-efficient, causing engines to |
|
||
| cool down too much on approach to Denver |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/5 | Mariner 1 launch failed due to period instead of | 1962
|
||
| comma in FORTRAN program DO statement |
|
||
| |
|
||
8/5 | Computer error caused US naval vessel to open | Jul 1983
|
||
| fire 180 degrees off target, in the direction of |
|
||
| Mexican merchant ship |
|
||
| |
|
||
9/1 | Gemini V splashed down 100 miles off target when |
|
||
| program used 360 degrees for Earth's rotation in |
|
||
| 1 day, i.e. ignoring its movement around the Sun |
|
||
| |
|
||
9/1 | Vancouver Stock Exchange Index rose by 50% when | 1983
|
||
| 2 years of round-off errors in computer program |
|
||
| were corrected |
|
||
| |
|
||
9/5 | Viking spacecraft had misaligned antenna due to |
|
||
| faulty code patch |
|
||
| |
|
||
9/5 | F16 computer deadlocked, confusing left & right |
|
||
| while plane was inverted |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/1 | Faulty computer modelling of weather led to ill- | 1983
|
||
| advised damming of Colorado River, resulting in |
|
||
| severe flooding during spring thaws |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/2 | "Compatible" teller machines of 2 British banks | Jan 1985
|
||
| handled leap years differently, witholding cash |
|
||
| and confiscating cards during New Year holiday |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/2 | 180 degree heading error caused Soviet test | Dec 1984
|
||
| missile to aim for Hamburg instead of the Arctic |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/2 | Faulty automatic dialup on Coke machines tied up | Jan 1985
|
||
| phone system in North Carolina municipal offices |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/2 | Department store anti-theft microwave device | Jul 1981
|
||
| reprogrammed heart pacemaker, killing its user |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/2 | Autopilot error caused China Airlines 747 to | Feb 1985
|
||
| stall near San Francisco |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | Robot killed Japanese auto worker attempting to | Jul 1981
|
||
| repair another robot |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | AT&T software bug knocked out all long-distance | 1979
|
||
| phone service to Greece |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | Shuttle laser experiment failed because computer | Jun 1985
|
||
| data was in nautical miles instead of feet |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | Woman killed daughter & tried suicide after |
|
||
| computer incorrectly diagnosed incurable disease |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | Federal Reserve inter-bank transaction amounts |
|
||
| multiplied by 1000 because data input procedures |
|
||
| were inconsistent between client banks |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | Computer error caused nuclear reactor in Florida | Feb 1980
|
||
| to overheat |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | KAL flight 007 strayed, shot down due to heading | Sep 1983
|
||
| being mistyped into autopilot |
|
||
| |
|
||
10/3 | 14000 Ford Lincolns recalled because computer in |
|
||
| air suspension system had overheating problem, |
|
||
| causing automobile to burst into flames |
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
paul.kinnaly@channel1.com || http://www.channel1.com/users/paulk/
|
||
|
||
*CMPQwk 1.42 #613* Computers make very fast, very accurate mistakes.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Check out that ass!"
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
|
||
The Official List of All Crap Published by GwD Publications/GwD, Inc. Since 1993
|
||
version 2.6
|
||
________________________________________________________________________________
|
||
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/| GwD Publications |\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|
||
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\| as of 01-03-01 |/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
## Title Author(s)
|
||
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|
||
01 A summary of what GwD is. Lobo and STM
|
||
02 The Story of Greeny Lobo
|
||
03 Official Stuff Lobo and STM
|
||
04 War: A Costly Way to Solve a Problem Lobo
|
||
05 Rex et son ami Louis Lobo
|
||
06 Quotes Vol. I Lobo and STM
|
||
07 'Poor' School Districts Lobo
|
||
08 The Price: Chapter I The Lizard King
|
||
09 Sue of St. Louis Lobo
|
||
10 Spanky's Claim to Fame Spanky McDougal
|
||
11 Censorship: The School Play Lobo and Spanky
|
||
McDougal
|
||
12 Faith No More: The Real Thing (lyrics)
|
||
13 Quotes Vol. II Sir Flea
|
||
14 Drunk In Mexico, Part I Zippy
|
||
15 Welcome to School 101 Lobo
|
||
16 Quotes Vol ]|[ Aracnia
|
||
17 Rage Against the Machine (lyrics)
|
||
18 Why Drugs Should Be Legalized Lobo
|
||
19 Droogan Poetry Poetic Droogs
|
||
20 Issue #1 of the GwD Task Force Newsletter Lobo, STM, Zen, &
|
||
Trojan-Man
|
||
21 What fastjack
|
||
22 One Hand Clapping, Part I: The Beginning Spanky McDougal
|
||
23 One Hand Clapping, Part II: Reunion Spanky McDougal
|
||
24 Shakespeare Silliness, Part the First Lobo
|
||
25 Return to School 101 Lobo
|
||
26 Great Expectations Fable Lobo
|
||
27 Rex et son ami Louis, Le Prochain Chapitre:
|
||
La rentre de les deux chouette hommes Lobo
|
||
28 Literal Dribblings Seth Sometimes
|
||
29 DroogSpeak: What We Say and Hear Diamondback
|
||
30 The Anti-GREENY! Lobo and SS
|
||
31 Cow Stompin' SS
|
||
32 BBSes Sir Flea
|
||
33 Silliness Begets More Silliness Zen and Aracnia
|
||
34 Drive By Water Gunnings: A Practical Approach Bill Hooper
|
||
35 Literary Publications by S & S SS and Lasher
|
||
36 The Plot Spanky McDougal
|
||
37 The Yuletide Caper Unknown
|
||
38 |\|3\x/Zzzf!@5h Ray Westbrook
|
||
39 Campaign Against Art Seeks to Stifle Dissent Charles Marowitz
|
||
40 Issue #2 of the GwD Task Force Newsletter SS and Lobo
|
||
41 the mogtronix instant inside-joke maker 2000 mogel
|
||
42 Bob Larson Parts 1 & 2 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
43 Bob Larson Parts 3 & 4 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
44 Bob Larson Parts 5 & 6 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
45 Bob Larson Parts 7 & 8 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
46 Bob Larson Parts 9 & 10 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
47 Bob Larson Parts 11 & 12 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
48 Bob Larson Parts 13 & 14 Kenneth L. Smith
|
||
49 Jack Schitt Unknown
|
||
50 The k-rad 3/Y+3 50th File GwD, Inc.
|
||
51 Only Tomorrow Lobo and Bob tMotW
|
||
52 UFOS and the ATF K2 and Carson
|
||
53 Cybersex
|
||
53b Getting Sued Is Bad GwD, Inc.
|
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54 Stupid Girls Rainne
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55 Oompa Loompa Doompa Dee Doo and Press Release... Yancey Slide & STM
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56 Enter the Trailer Park Queen Trailer Park Queen
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57 PUBLIC ENEMY #1: CIA Unknown
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58 Confessions of an Insurance Adjuster Antone P. Braga
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59 The Deluded Ravings of a Madman The Mad Screamer
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60 _The Book of Keylime_ LL/STM
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61 Commentary on Just a Bunch of Stuff... Sir Flea
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62 The Greeny Files (Chapter 1) Priest
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63 Untitled? Lobo Licious
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64 The GwD Guide to Being a Perfect Boyfriend Snotty
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65 Whine Purpldrgn
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66 The GwD STAR WARS Special Many a Person
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67 Make Room for Millennium Baby Ron Callari
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68 FUCK ALL FORMS OF WIRELESS COMMUNICATION Otis and Priest
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69 In Anticipation of Shoes slave daphne
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70 _The Droogist Manifesto_ Lobo/STM
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71 The Ride Franken Gibe
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72 Satan, Sodomy, and the Governor's School Charles Zeps
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73 Hanoi Jane Unknown Author(s)
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74 Shakespeare Silliness, Part Deux Yancey Slide/Lobo
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75 The Beat of a Different Drummer Priest
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76 Pinocchio (Oil Painting by Jaisini): A Review Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb
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77 A Semester in Russia, Part 1 Yancey Slide
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78 A Semester in Russia, Part 2 Yancey Slide
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79 The Passion that Kills Otis
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80 The Significance of 05-25-00 Kilroy
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81 mute. Kp Neato Dee
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82 Going Postal Franken Gibe
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83 A Semester in Russia, Part 3 Yancey Slide
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84 Medical Applications of Selective Laser Sintering Otis
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85 My Poetry and Why I Hate Poetry Grandmaster Ratte'
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86 Chach! Oscar the Pornographer
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87 Send 'Em Packing: Reasoning for Congressional... Otis
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88 The Drug Project www.thedrugproject.org
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89 When Not Working Kp Neato Dee
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90 Am I Old School Yet? Jaffo
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91 Fuckin' HOEs Lobo Licious
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92 Language Acquisition: Philosophical Variations... Bob tMotW
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93 OPEN THEM EYES! Kp Neato Dee
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94 Evaluating Some Premises of Hill's Argument... Otis
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95 Ubermensch and Raskolnikov Bob tMotW
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96 A Look at Hardin's Attacks on Contemporary... Otis
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97 Dreams G. Ratte' & F. Gibe
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98 Sickness
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99 ICC for You and Me... Yancey Slide
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GwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWSGwDNEWS
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NEWS Announces Release of GwD 24-30
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NEWS2 Announces Release of GwD 31-32
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NEWS3 Announces Release of GwD 33-35
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NEWS4 Announces Release of GwD 36-37
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NEWS5 Announces Release of GwD 38-40
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NEWS6 Announces Release of GwD 41-50
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NEWS7 Announces Release of GwD 51-52
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NEWS8 Announces Release of GwD 53-57
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NEWS9 Announces Release of GwD 58-61
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NEWS10 Announces Release of GwD 62-65 & GwDfyod
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NEWS11 Announces Release of GwD 66-67
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NEWS12 Announces Release of GwD 68-75
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NEWS13 Announces Release of GwD 76-79
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NEWS14 Announces Release of GwD 80-99
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Special Releases - SpEsHuL rUhLeEsEz - 5p3zhu\_ R3/3@53zzZ - Special Releases
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GwD&1996 GwD and 1996 Lobo Licious
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GwD-FPQ Frequently Posed Queries Lobo Licious
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GwaDFest98 GwaDFest98 Invitation GwD, Inc.
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GwDfyod GwD: Five Years of Domination GwD, Inc.
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Other Stuff -+- oThEr StUfF -+- 0+43R 5+uFF -+- OtHeR sTuFf -+- Other Stuff
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gwdfiles.txt [this list] Official List of GwD Crap
|
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http://www.greeny.org/catalog/ GwDCatalog+ vol.1 issue 1
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. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
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129 releases total by GwD Publications...and that's just the beginning.
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-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 4:39 pm Thu Sep 7, 1995 Number : 37 of 51
|
||
From: Captain Harlock Base : "DB's taxes" backwards is "Sex
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: alkjfdang Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Speaking of religions, my new hobby is calling the Dianetics/Scientology(TM)
|
||
information hotline 1-800-FOR-TRUTH (call it yourself!) and asking them
|
||
perfectly logical questions that they don't like to answer.
|
||
|
||
Questions like:
|
||
|
||
Who is Xenu?
|
||
|
||
Who is Paulette Cooper, and why was "Operation Freakout" launched against her?
|
||
|
||
How can a religion have "trade secrets?"
|
||
|
||
Was L. Ron Hubbard committed to a mental hospital (Oak Knell Naval Hospital to
|
||
be exact) after his discharge from the Navy?
|
||
|
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Did L. Ron Hubbard's third wife attempt to divorce him on the grounds that he
|
||
was insane?
|
||
|
||
Who was the first clear?
|
||
|
||
If clears have such phenomenal superhuman abilities, why haven't they taken
|
||
over the planet yet?
|
||
|
||
And others. I've got a huge list of Frequently Unanswered Questions (FUQ, not
|
||
FAQ) to ask them, but they won't answer. Consider my most recent exchange:
|
||
|
||
Clam: Dianetics, may I help you?
|
||
|
||
Me: Yes. I was wondering if you could answer me a few questions about
|
||
Scientology.
|
||
|
||
Clam: Certainly.
|
||
|
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Me: Who is Paulette Cooper?
|
||
|
||
Clam: I don't know. I've never heard that name. What are you talking about?
|
||
|
||
Me: Well then, who is Xenu?
|
||
|
||
Clam: I don't know. What does that have to do with anything?
|
||
|
||
Me: Isn't Dianetics part of Scientology?
|
||
|
||
Clam: Of course.
|
||
|
||
Me: Then who is Xenu? Isn't he part of Scientology beliefs?
|
||
|
||
Clam: I've never heard of it. It doesn't concern me.
|
||
|
||
Me: So you've never taken the OT III course material, because he's mentioned
|
||
in there quite frequently.
|
||
|
||
Clam: I don't see what that has to do with you. Excuse me, I have to answer
|
||
another call.
|
||
|
||
Me: Oh, so you don't want to answer my perfectly logical questions, like L.
|
||
Ron Hubbard(TM) said you should.
|
||
|
||
<CLICK>
|
||
|
||
ElRon, God of Scamitology, is frequently quoted as telling all his people to
|
||
answer any and all questions people have, for only then will Scientology be
|
||
doing its mission. Clearly, they don't want to follow his advice anymore.
|
||
|
||
["DB's taxes" backwards is "Sex at DB's"] [37/51] :
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Wed, 06 Jan 99 07:54:20 -0500
|
||
To: lobo@GREENY.org
|
||
From: issn@loc.gov
|
||
Subject: ISSN Assignment
|
||
|
||
Thank you for requesting the International Standard Serial Number (ISSN). We
|
||
have made the following ISSN assignment:
|
||
Title: GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime
|
||
ISSN: 1523-1585
|
||
Sincerely,
|
||
ISSN Cataloger,
|
||
US ISSN Center
|
||
issn@loc.gov
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"DRU Log to Show that We're More 3/Y+3 than YOU." - contributed by Ratt Fink
|
||
|
||
BROTHERS AND SISTERS!
|
||
|
||
|
||
___ ______
|
||
| || \
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___________ | || | | ___________
|
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/ ______| | || | | / ______|
|
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| / | || | | | /
|
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| \_______ | ||___/ | | \_______
|
||
| | | || / | |
|
||
\____________| |___||______/ \____________|
|
||
|
||
A S S A U L T T E L E C O M
|
||
|
||
|
||
Entry: THRASH
|
||
|
||
Generallyuselessbutit'shereanyways NOTICE:
|
||
|
||
This BBS may contain explicit descriptions of or may advocate one or more
|
||
of the following: nudity, satanism, suicide, sodomy, incest, bestiality,
|
||
sadomasochism, adultery, murder, morbid violence, bad grammar, or any deviate
|
||
sexual conduct in a violent context, or the use of illegal drugs or alcohol.
|
||
But then again, it may not. Who knows.
|
||
|
||
This BBS is a private system. Only private citizens who are not involved
|
||
in government, law enforcement, or private investigative activities may be
|
||
permitted to use this system unless they completely and honestly divulge their
|
||
status to the sysop upon first entering the system. No users of this BBS are
|
||
authorized to divulge information gained from this system to any government
|
||
agency or employee. All information contained herein is the property of and
|
||
copyrighted by the sysop, unless prior copyrights are specified.
|
||
This BBS system is a Common Carrier. The computer it operates on is also a
|
||
Publisher.
|
||
-SysOp
|
||
|
||
Feds: Don't waste your time, there are no c0dez or waReZz on here anyways....
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Welcome to the future:
|
||
|
||
|
||
no future
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
Entering meat-processing plant...
|
||
|
||
___
|
||
|\ ___ |\/| /\ | /___) /\ ^ ___ | |
|
||
| > /___ | | < > |\ | / \ < > /_\ / |___|
|
||
|/ /_____ | | \/ | \| // \\ \/ / \ (_____ | |
|
||
| \ |
|
||
|
||
U N D E R G R O U N D
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
cDc
|
||
_ _
|
||
((___))
|
||
[ x x ]
|
||
cDc \ / cDc
|
||
(' ')
|
||
(U)
|
||
|
||
'..and none but the Bovine survived the onslaught'
|
||
|
||
-cDc- CULT OF THE DEAD COW -cDc-
|
||
cDc communications
|
||
-cDc- BASE SYSTEM -cDc-
|
||
---------------------------
|
||
|
||
HAVE A NICE DAY
|
||
----------------------- ------------ --------- -------- ------ ---- -- - - - -
|
||
xXx FUCK SHIT UP xXx
|
||
- - - - - - - -- --- ------- -------- ------------ ------------------------
|
||
......82 megs............300/1200/2400 baud......86400 seconds per day.....
|
||
|
||
Prince of Monochrome
|
||
SysButthead : Grandmaster Ratte'
|
||
|
||
|
||
Enter account #, new user pass, or '?' for user list.
|
||
|
||
Account #] 458
|
||
Finger something to mess with Roach
|
||
|
||
|
||
________________
|
||
|DOA : Ratt Fink
|
||
|Fetus # : 458
|
||
|Security level : 00000000 [Worthless Leech]
|
||
|Genital Scan(tm): Penis
|
||
|Last date on : 03/25/94 Impressive box, huh?
|
||
|Caller # : 22572
|
||
|Last user : THE NIGHTSTALKER
|
||
|Total/New msgs : 15143/112
|
||
|Post/Call ratio : 142/190 (100%)
|
||
|________________:
|
||
|
||
|
||
Hit something to get on with Roach..
|
||
|
||
|
||
DEMON ROACH UNDERGROUND: a CULT System
|
||
|
||
---------- Thrax - Roach From Hell(!) sez--------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
If you're not weaselin' now you'll be weaselin' later,
|
||
|
||
---------- End quote ----------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
[xXx] User's InsipidMessage [xXx]
|
||
|
||
|
||
DANGER MOUSE says:
|
||
|
||
I'm trying to think, therefore I think I'm trying to be me.
|
||
|
||
xXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXxXx
|
||
|
||
--FASTER, FINK!
|
||
KILL! KILL! KILL!
|
||
|
||
No mail, huh... what'd you expect? HA!
|
||
|
||
[T:100][DRU:Main] ?
|
||
|
||
|
||
--Fetal commands
|
||
|
||
[] DEMON ROACH UNDERGROUND []
|
||
.______|_____________________|______.
|
||
|[C] Wail to chat :[D] Set display |
|
||
|[F] Feed Ratte :[I] Roach info |
|
||
|[N] Roach news :[O] Outta here...|
|
||
|[U] Fetus list :[Y] Yo stats |
|
||
|[Z] Nothing :[@] Disclaimer |
|
||
| Check back in a day or so |
|
||
| for access |
|
||
|___________________________________|
|
||
|
||
[T:99][DRU:Main] I
|
||
|
||
|
||
Demon Roach Underground BBS info. file:
|
||
|
||
Formerly TACNBBS, The Marauding Camel
|
||
|
||
First on-line: September 27, 1985 on 64k Apple II+ w/10 megs, 300/1200 baud.
|
||
cDc base as of: July, 1986
|
||
Last update: July 16, 1991
|
||
|
||
The system currently runs on:
|
||
|
||
o Apple IIgs w/1792k RAM
|
||
o Three 3.5" 800k drives
|
||
o Two 5.25" 140k drives
|
||
o Seagate 85 meg SCSI hard drive
|
||
o Supra 3/12/2400/MNP5/V.42bis modem
|
||
o System Saver IIgs fan/power unit
|
||
o GBBS Pro 1.2/1.3j/2.1 (ProDOS) BBS software
|
||
o SuperTAC 6.4 xfer system
|
||
|
||
The board emphasis here is on the message bases and text files, having
|
||
currently 41 sub-board areas and well over 2000 t-files. Discussion is
|
||
encouraged on any topic at all, from public education to dead animal worship,
|
||
telecom, and graphic violence.
|
||
|
||
This is a basic explination of the board...any questions, ask the sysop.
|
||
It's basically up to you, I provide the place, you do what you want with it.
|
||
Any suggestions/insults, there's a place in the message base for them and all
|
||
are considered. If I think it's a good idea, I'll try to implement it.
|
||
'bout it for now.
|
||
|
||
GM Ratte'
|
||
|
||
|
||
[T:98][DRU:Main] N
|
||
|
||
{New Scan Deleted cuz it was too long. - RF}
|
||
|
||
[T:45][DRU:Main] O
|
||
|
||
--Go away and do something meaningful with your life.
|
||
|
||
Fuck off?
|
||
|
||
Fine... nobody wants you here anyway.
|
||
|
||
So like... later, FINK...
|
||
|
||
Come whimpering back soon like the dog you are....
|
||
|
||
Wasted 56 mins, 14 secs which could have been used more constructively by
|
||
others more worthy than you.
|
||
|
||
Demon Roach Underground was brought to you by the number 5 and the letter D.
|
||
|
||
:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
|
||
..And with a hideous scream of perverse pleasure, the Demon Roach is engulfed
|
||
in the flames of his Abyss...as The Unholy One, Bob, Son of Elsie the Hell
|
||
Spawned and Ruler of All Regurgitating Vertibrates, looks on with amusement at
|
||
his disciple's work for The Cause and chews his cud...
|
||
:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:-:
|
||
Demon Roach Underground
|
||
(c)1985-1994 Swamp Ratte
|
||
(c)1986-1994 cDc communications
|
||
|
||
Improve your life...call these boards:
|
||
|
||
Cool Beans!...............415/648-PUNK Blitzkrieg................502/499-8933
|
||
Ripco II..................312/528-5020 Condemned Reality.........618/397-7702
|
||
The Works.................617/861-8976 Finitopia.................916/673-8412
|
||
Moody Loners w/Handguns...415/221-8608 Lunatic Labs..............213/655-0691
|
||
|
||
...ACTION is power...(along with money and big guns)...stay free...
|
||
|
||
"I can't be wrong... I'm elite!"
|
||
.ooM
|
||
|
||
GBBS Pro (C)1986-90 L&L Productions V2.1
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: dfrandy6256@msn.com <dfrandy6256@msn.com>
|
||
Subject: EVER SEE A WHORE GARGLE WITH CUM?
|
||
Date: Tue, 08 May 2001 21:03:55 -0400 (EDT)
|
||
To: GwD@GREENY.org
|
||
|
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********
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|
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-----
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||
|
||
From: Yustas61@aol.com
|
||
Date: Tue, 9 May 2000 23:32:36 EDT
|
||
Subject: Re: Pinocchio (Oil painting by Jaisini) Jaisini, an artist of a new
|
||
time and...
|
||
To: GwD@greeny.org
|
||
|
||
In a message dated 5/9/00 10:02:51 PM Eastern Daylight Time, GwD@GREENY.org
|
||
writes:
|
||
|
||
<< Am I correct in understanding that you wish for this piece to be published
|
||
in my e-zine, GwD: The American Dream with a Twist - of Lime (which can be
|
||
found at http://gwd.mit.edu/)? If so, I appreciate the submission and will
|
||
gladly publish it in our upcoming release (May 25, 2000 or thereabouts) if
|
||
you will do me the favor of directing me to a web address where I can see
|
||
the painting you have reviewed. If published, your copyright information
|
||
will remain intact on the piece. >>
|
||
Dear Editor: It's a pleasure to contribute to your site with my essay. At the
|
||
moment the artist's site is uploading with the corresponding images. It may
|
||
take some time before I will be able to direct you to Jaisini's site with
|
||
Gleitzeit art. I am sorry for inconvenience. Please feel free to use written
|
||
material.
|
||
Sincerely,
|
||
Yustas Kotz-Gottlieb,
|
||
New York
|
||
|
||
From: Yustas61@aol.com
|
||
Date: Thu, 2 Nov 2000 22:34:34 EST
|
||
Subject: You are contacted because your comments were published or going to be
|
||
published
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"El Nino"
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[We don't remember if this has been published before or not, so here it is.]
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From: Chili Licious, wait, I mean Lobo Con Queso
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Date: 12/10/97
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Comments
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now now, el nino's busy in the tropics right now. and he won't be here at all
|
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-- EVER, unless a certain guy who's name begins with a "seth" and ends with a
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"the man" GETS OFF HIS ASS AND WRITES A GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PRESS RELEASE SO
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he's so sexy.
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whoops, sorry. i forgot that you don't like us to use our gay innuendos out in
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From: Lobo Liciousli Con Queso
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Date: 12/15/97
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yo yo, listen up. el nino ain't no fuckin' storm. it's a full-fledged
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PHENOMENON, and we, the GwD High Council, CONTROL IT through the use of our
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how do they work? none of your damn business.
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GwD - It's not just a movement anymore. (It's a movement that controls a weather
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From: Lobo Licious
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Date: 12/27/97
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Time: 1:07:45 AM
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Remote Name: 207.43.174.67
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Comments
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that's it. now it's on. FOR THE LAST TIME, EL NINO IS NOT A STORM. IT IS A
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FULL-FLEDGED PHENOMENON. and it's not a little boy. it's named after JESUS
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friggin' CHRIST. he is THE little boy. he died for our sins, or so i hear.
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anyway, enough of that stuff.
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we control El Nino with our zepellins (i don't care if it's spelled right).
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you'd be able to read ALL about it if Seth the Man would get off his FUCKING
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"Stupid C.H.A.O.S. Shit"
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33/50....... dslfjdlfljf
|
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Name........ Seth The Man #1
|
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Date........ Thu Apr 18 18:32:13 1996
|
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|
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RE: Don't know...
|
||
BY: Lucky Seven #30
|
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|
||
Lobo's been busy with school n' stuff, but that's no excuse. I know where he
|
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lives, I say we go lynch him...or better yet, Saturday is prom night, so I say
|
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we go piss on his tuxedo and poke his date. yeah.
|
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|
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[4] [Sub #3]
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Read:(1-50,^33),? :
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34/50....... jsfkdl;a;jklasfd
|
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Name........ Lucky Seven #30
|
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Date........ Fri Apr 19 04:02:37 1996
|
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|
||
RE: dslfjdlfljf
|
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BY: Seth The Man #1
|
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|
||
well...I don't know Lobo too well....but i think that he might laugh about
|
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pissing on his tux but he'd probably get pretty pissed off about poking his
|
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date...So do you know who he's going with is she pretty or just pokeable..?
|
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|
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35/50....... dslfjldsjf
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Name........ Seth The Man #1
|
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Date........ Fri Apr 19 12:31:45 1996
|
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|
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RE: jsfkdl;a;jklasfd
|
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BY: Lucky Seven #30
|
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|
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poke poke.
|
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|
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40/50....... ahh
|
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Name........ The Red Dragon #9
|
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Date........ Sat Apr 20 18:52:08 1996
|
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|
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RE: Don't know...
|
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BY: Lucky Seven #30
|
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|
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Well. Lobo moved to New York. He is now opposing the DOG POUND and their
|
||
song about New York, because he himself has become a gangsta rap artist. He
|
||
is currently dating a Korean woman that is attending Columbia University
|
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|
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41/50....... well...
|
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Name........ Lucky Seven #30
|
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Date........ Mon Apr 22 02:15:08 1996
|
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|
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RE: ahh
|
||
BY: The Red Dragon #9
|
||
|
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> Well. Lobo moved to New York. He is now opposing the DOG POUND and their
|
||
> about New York, because he himself has become a gangsta rap artist. Heis
|
||
> currently dating a Korean woman that is attending Columbia University
|
||
|
||
now if that was true...I'd have to celebrate...but i don't think that he's
|
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stupid enough to oppose the _DOGG_ Pound or flattering enough to date someone
|
||
from columia university...cause snoop would tear him up and well the second
|
||
part is just hilarious...
|
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|
||
46/50....... aww yeah,
|
||
Name........ Lobo #2
|
||
Date........ Mon Apr 22 13:14:07 1996
|
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|
||
RE: ahh
|
||
BY: The Red Dragon #9
|
||
|
||
G-Funk-Dog.
|
||
|
||
> Well. Lobo moved to New York. He is now opposing the DOG POUND and their
|
||
> about New York, because he himself has become a gangsta rap artist. Heis
|
||
> currently dating a Korean woman that is attending Columbia University
|
||
|
||
G-Funk-Error: you're wrong. yeah. i ain't moved to New Yoke yet, neee-gro.
|
||
i just been there fo a while pimpin the bitches. i be back fo a few weeks n'
|
||
shit. yih.
|
||
|
||
she doesn't go to columbia yet, and i'm not dating her.
|
||
|
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47/50.......
|
||
Name........ Lobo #2
|
||
Date........ Mon Apr 22 13:16:10 1996
|
||
|
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RE: well...
|
||
BY: Lucky Seven #30
|
||
|
||
> now if that was true...I'd have to celebrate...but i don't think that he's
|
||
> stupid enough to oppose the _DOGG_ Pound or flattering enough to date some
|
||
> from columia university...cause snoop would tear him up and well the secon
|
||
> part is just hilarious...
|
||
|
||
awww sheeeit. what da hell's up wit dat shit, neee-gro? best recognize foo'.
|
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i'll bust a cap in yo' ass, beeeyotch.
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|
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and why is columbia so hilarious, dork-boy?
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From: "Priest" <priest@GREENY.org>
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To: Chaoslan@listbot.com
|
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Subject: [chaoslan] bob tmotw is gay
|
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Date: Sun, 25 Mar 2001 01:08:21
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|
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|
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Recently, Da_Toolman came to me and complained about the lack of traffic on the
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|
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the Master of the World gay?
|
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|
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|
||
my God, he talks about circle jerks all the time. Therein lay the first clue.
|
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to be overly boisterously heterosexual to make up for it.
|
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|
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Next clue: Most of you have witnessed the afore-mentioned circle jerks. Have
|
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any of you ever taken the time to notice the look of pure ecstasy that he has in
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|
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|
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priest
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|
||
Deleting "internet cache and history", will not protect you...your PC is keeping
|
||
frightening records of both your online and off-line activity. Any of the Web
|
||
Pages, Pictures, Movies, Videos, Sounds, E-mail and Everything Else you or
|
||
anyone else have ever viewed could easily be recovered - even many yearslater!
|
||
How would you feel if somebody snooped this information out of your computer and
|
||
made it public? Do your children or their friends use your computers? What have
|
||
they downloaded and tried to delete? Act now! And stop these files coming "back
|
||
from the dead" to haunt you!
|
||
|
||
http://microcomputers.at/pcprivacy
|
||
|
||
You deserve a far more rewarding and safer Internet experience!
|
||
|
||
Start to enjoy the benefits of a truly clean and faster "Like New" PC! Download
|
||
today with no risk, guaranteed.
|
||
|
||
http://microcomputers.at/pcprivacy
|
||
|
||
All over America people are losing there jobs, going to prison, or worse! click
|
||
on the site below to take a look for yourself, what have you got to lose? mabye
|
||
a lot more than you think
|
||
|
||
http://microcomputers.at/pcprivacy
|
||
|
||
[GwD does not endorse this software, nor do we make any claims about the
|
||
reality of the allegations made above. We merely think it's funny that we get
|
||
e-mails like this.]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Thu, 3 Dec 1998 00:43:22 -0500 (EST)
|
||
From: "HOE E'zine" <dto@extra.commkey.net>
|
||
To: The HOE Mailing List: ;
|
||
Subject: HOE #300 RELEASED!
|
||
|
||
|
||
THE BEGINNING OF MY ONSLAUGHT HAS JUST BEGUN. THE HOE PAGE NOW
|
||
FEATURES A BBS, NEW WRITER BIOS, AND OTHER FEATURES. I HAVE CAPTURED MOST
|
||
OF YOUR PATHETIC "FREEDOM FIGHTERS" AND THEY, TOO, WILL BE HOSTAGES.
|
||
|
||
Here's their latest release of revolutionary-flavored t-files (12/3/98):
|
||
|
||
Issue #299-305
|
||
|
||
"POETRY EXPLOSION 2!"
|
||
by Various Artists
|
||
|
||
"Meet The Writers"
|
||
by The HOE Staff
|
||
|
||
"The BIG-ASS Story"
|
||
by Various Artists
|
||
|
||
"Christian Science"
|
||
by Ramsey String
|
||
|
||
"Harlan Ellison Responds in an Out of Context and Pointless
|
||
Manner to an Equally Out of Context and Pointless Usenet Capture"
|
||
by Squinky
|
||
|
||
"Space People"
|
||
by Aster
|
||
|
||
"Rise of The Mogels, The Final Chapter"
|
||
by Trilobyte
|
||
|
||
AS ALWAYS, THE HOE URL IS http://www.dto.net/hoe/ AND WE HAVE FIXED THE FTP
|
||
ARCHIVE WHICH IS ftp://ftp.dto.net/pub/ -- DO NOT BE STEPPIN'.
|
||
|
||
PEACE OUT.
|
||
|
||
-ZV
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Part of a 'Legend of the Red Dragon' Log"
|
||
|
||
|
||
Theiving Skills Training
|
||
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
|
||
|
||
The old man sits down at a table with you. "Do you know how to
|
||
play the shell game?" he asks you. Without waiting for an
|
||
answer, he goes on. "I'll move these shells around really fast
|
||
while you try to watch which one the gold is under." You watch
|
||
closely as the old man gets ready to start.
|
||
|
||
<MORE>
|
||
Theiving Skills Training - The Shell Game
|
||
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
|
||
|
||
|
||
Watch the shells closely!
|
||
|
||
|
||
/<2F><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>\ /<2F><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>\ /<2F><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>\
|
||
/ \ / \ / \
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
|
||
<20>Ŀ <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
|
||
<MORE> $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ $ The old man
|
||
looks at you expentantly. "Well, which one is it in?"
|
||
You tell him [1,2,3]: 2
|
||
$
|
||
<MORE>
|
||
Theiving Skills Training
|
||
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
|
||
|
||
The old man sighs discontently. "The gold was under the
|
||
first shell. That's the problem with you young folks.
|
||
You can't concentrate on anything, you're always on the move.
|
||
You won't even settle down long enough to play a game."
|
||
|
||
|
||
<MORE>
|
||
|
||
|
||
Other Options
|
||
-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
|
||
(1) The Village of the Phoenix
|
||
(2) Travel To Barak's House
|
||
(3) Skill Training Center
|
||
(4) The Dragon's Claw Tavern
|
||
(5) The Arena Of Lords.
|
||
(6) Lets Have Fun w/Math!
|
||
(7) Journey to the Castle of L.O.R.D.
|
||
(8) Free World
|
||
(9) Kanen's Lotto Hut
|
||
|
||
Whats your pleasure? : [Q] :
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Fri, 16 Mar 2001 23:59:44 +0800
|
||
From: Christine Hall<return@trafficmagnet.net>
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com; stm@greeny.org
|
||
Subject: LOBO.SNAKEDEN.ORG
|
||
|
||
Hello,
|
||
|
||
I visited lobo.snakeden.org and I noticed that you are not listed on some
|
||
search engines. I am sure you can increase the number of people who visit
|
||
lobo.snakeden.org . Do you know TrafficMagnet? TrafficMagnet is a unique
|
||
technology that automatically submits your web site to over 300,000+ search
|
||
engines and directories every month. This is a very low-cost and effective way
|
||
of advertising your site.
|
||
|
||
To check our prices and submit lobo.snakeden.org to 300,000+ search engines, go
|
||
to TrafficMagnet.net
|
||
|
||
I would love to hear from you.
|
||
|
||
Best Regards,
|
||
Christine Hall
|
||
Sales & Marketing
|
||
www.TrafficMagnet.net
|
||
|
||
[as you can see above, both Seth and Lobo received this e-mail. Interesting,
|
||
since Seth has nothing whatsoever to do with maintenance of lobo.snakeden.org.]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
46/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 7:16 pm Mon Dec 19, 1994
|
||
|
||
Hi. The topic I was interested very much in pursuing is the topic concerning
|
||
the obselescence of the Bulletin Board System. I think this is wrong and I am
|
||
sad about it very much. For instance, take this Bulletin Board System, for
|
||
example, entitled The Kingdom of Shit Bulletin Board System (or BBS for
|
||
short). It is a vital communications nexus and it is very popular among the
|
||
young and the old alike. It does not matter that it is not part of the
|
||
so-called "Information Superhighway" that is being so widely talked of in
|
||
today's mass media journals and such. It does not matter because it is a good
|
||
place, and fun, to be, with friends, I think, and very personal, unlike The
|
||
Internet which is big and large, with thousands of so-called "users."
|
||
|
||
Perhaps you yourself would care to contribute to this very important topic
|
||
right here on this Bulletin Board System. That would be very good! Thank you.
|
||
|
||
The "Sysop."
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: Seth Thornberry <solice@iglobal.net>
|
||
To: "'lobolicious@cyberdude.com'" <lobolicious@cyberdude.com>
|
||
Subject: bull shit
|
||
Date: Fri, 24 Oct 1997 18:42:01 -0500
|
||
|
||
Green ninja boots are the shit.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
##############################################################
|
||
## ##
|
||
## Bill's K-K00l Karakter Konverter ##
|
||
## ##
|
||
#####[ Programmed By: Bill Hooper - 1994 ]####################
|
||
|
||
-[Disclaimer]-
|
||
You are using this program at your own risk. I claim no
|
||
responsibility for any damage that is inflicted on you computed or any data.
|
||
If this file is in its original state, it is free of virii, destructive
|
||
code, etc...
|
||
|
||
-[Introduction]-
|
||
|
||
This is a VERY simple program that was written in a matter of approx.
|
||
two hours, which was mostly typing. I had no real use for this program,
|
||
though boredom can cause people to do strange things. The only use I could
|
||
think of might be in BBS ads, if you happen to like weird text..
|
||
|
||
-[How To Use This Program]-
|
||
|
||
I seriously doubt anyone will have trouble comprehending the simple
|
||
commands in this program. This is due to the fact that there are no command
|
||
line switches, and no real commands required. When the program asks you for
|
||
the name of the input file, enter the path name of the file you want to
|
||
konvert. The full path is not necessary for files in the same directory as
|
||
the program. The output file is the name of the file that will contain the
|
||
konverted text. If any of these entries are invalid the program will tell
|
||
you so, and terminate execution.
|
||
|
||
-[Possible Errors]-
|
||
|
||
The only errors I could think of would be the presence of extended
|
||
ASCII in the input file. The program will just leave it out in the konverted
|
||
file. Can't think of any others, though if you find any, please e-mail me.
|
||
|
||
-[Conclusion]-
|
||
|
||
I would appreciate e-mail regaring this program, and any suggestions
|
||
that you might have. If you are going to e-mail me to tell me how much this
|
||
program sucked and how it wasn't worth the 5 seconds to DL, va te faire
|
||
encouler. I can be reached at the following BBSs with some regularity.
|
||
|
||
[Static Line] [Sysop: Acid Reptile] [Phone: (806)747-0802]
|
||
[The Steel Zoo] [Sysop: Ramslammer] [Phone: (806)792-6377]
|
||
|
||
Oh ya, almost forgot, you can't get rid of the little tag at the
|
||
end of the file (unless you delete it), yet.
|
||
|
||
[This program will be available at http://www.GREENY.org/warez/warez.html
|
||
as soon as we get around to it.]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Wed, 26 Nov 1997 00:23:34 -0500 (EST)
|
||
From: Doomed to Obscurity Productions <dto@Op.Net>
|
||
Subject:
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
|
||
Hi. This letter is for everyone on the Doomed to Obscurity mailing
|
||
list, because as you might have seen or heard, Doomed to Obscurity
|
||
has undergone major evolution. We now present to you DTO.NET central, at
|
||
|
||
http://www.dto.net
|
||
|
||
DTO began in the summer of 1995 as a text-based e-mail zine conceived
|
||
by a handful of latent geeks from the Philadelphia, Chicago, and downstate
|
||
Illinois areas. Since then, 23 monthly issues have brought rave reviews and
|
||
high acclaim from a very small pocket of the online community. Because we
|
||
believe that what we offer should be shared with as many people as we can
|
||
reach, the text 'zine was converted into a web zine, with positive response.
|
||
Now, we're taking the concept one step further.
|
||
|
||
The types of writing that you have come to identify as DTO staples
|
||
are still right here, divided into editorial, fiction, humor, and music
|
||
sites. Instead of monthly releases, DTO.NET central will be updated at
|
||
least weekly. Additionally, the site has been designed to encourage
|
||
interaction between readers and writers. DTO should no longer feel like a
|
||
production released by a few geeks from who knows where.
|
||
|
||
As before, you'll still receive a monthly text release of DTO
|
||
containing all the articles featured on the website in the past month, in
|
||
ASCII text format. This means there's no *real* change for you on this
|
||
list -- the purpose of this mail is just to inform you of the improved
|
||
website and that DTO will now be releasing weekly articles there.
|
||
|
||
Check out the site. Hopefully, both the aesthetics and the content
|
||
of the site will be appealing - after all, this is our goal. We think we're
|
||
doing a pretty damn fine job of achieving that goal, but let us know what
|
||
you think about the change. We'd appreciate any and all feedback.
|
||
|
||
Thanks for being a DTO reader. You should expect the long overdue
|
||
DTO #24 in your mailbox this weekend. Have a good vacation.
|
||
|
||
- Mogel [dto@op.net]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Eagles are FUN!"
|
||
|
||
/T /I
|
||
/ |/ | .-~/
|
||
T\ Y I |/ / _
|
||
/T | \I | I Y.-~/
|
||
I l /I T\ | | l | T /
|
||
__ | \l \l \I l __l l \ ` _. |
|
||
\ ~-l `\ `\ \ \\ ~\ \ `. .-~ |
|
||
\ ~-. "-. ` \ ^._ ^. "-. / \ |
|
||
.--~-._ ~- ` _ ~-_.-"-." ._ /._ ." ./
|
||
>--. ~-. ._ ~>-" "\\ 7 7 ]
|
||
^.___~"--._ ~-{ .-~ . `\ Y . / |
|
||
<__ ~"-. ~ /_/ \ \I Y : |
|
||
^-.__ ~(_/ \ >._: | l______
|
||
^--.,___.-~" /_/ ! `-.~"--l_ / ~"-.
|
||
(_/ . ~( /' "~"--,Y -=b-. _)
|
||
(_/ . \ : / l c"~o \
|
||
\ / `. . .^ \_.-~"~--. )
|
||
(_/ . ` / / ! )/
|
||
/ / _. '. .': / '
|
||
~(_/ . / _ ` .-<_
|
||
/_/ . ' .-~" `. / \ \ ,z=.
|
||
~( / ' : | K "-.~-.______//
|
||
"-,. l I/ \_ __{--->._(==.
|
||
//( \ < ~"~" //
|
||
/' /\ \ \ ,v=. ((
|
||
.^. / /\ " }__ //===- `
|
||
/ / ' ' "-.,__ {---(==-
|
||
.^ ' : T ~" ll -Row
|
||
/ . . . : | :! \\
|
||
(_/ / | | j-" ~^
|
||
~-<_(_.^-~"
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: j4636@mailcity.com
|
||
Date: Mon, 17 May 1999 17:14:02 +0100
|
||
Subject: Is this you
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
|
||
Are you BRITISH ,
|
||
|
||
or do you know a Brit whom you would like to help?
|
||
|
||
If you are from UK, and now working in another country, there is probably money
|
||
of yours stagnating in UK which you could be accessing and improving.
|
||
|
||
We are talking about your Frozen Pension Funds
|
||
|
||
New laws allow you the freedom to help yourself.
|
||
|
||
You can now escape from former employers, hold on your benefits, where you are
|
||
only receiving part of the growth on your funds.
|
||
|
||
They are quite legally entitled to restrict the amount passed on to you and
|
||
pocket the difference.
|
||
|
||
Click our web site to obtain a free update and a full review of your latest
|
||
options
|
||
|
||
http://3634119887/www.35546778.net/
|
||
|
||
[Yet again, GwD makes no claims as to the validity of the claims above, or the
|
||
effectiveness of the service listed. We just want to know why people think
|
||
we're stinky-ass Brits. Uhh, and I'm lazy, so any other stuff that appears to
|
||
be "advertised" in this issue is not endorsed by GwD, nor are any claims
|
||
whatsoever made about whether it works as described. These are just a sampling
|
||
of the weird e-mails received by your run-of-the-mill pseudo-religious/quasi-
|
||
political organization.]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Swordfish"
|
||
|
||
SWORDFISH ARE FUN!!!!
|
||
|
||
/|
|
||
/ | /|
|
||
/ | / |
|
||
/ \ / /
|
||
____---~~~~ ~~~~~-------_______ / |
|
||
____________----~~~ O \ ~~~~~----_____----~~ |
|
||
~~~~~~~--_____ ) _____ |
|
||
__--~~~ / _____----~~~~~~------ \
|
||
~~~~~~----_\ \____________--------~~~~~ \ |
|
||
\ \ \ |
|
||
\| \|
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
50/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 1:31 pm Tue Jan 18, 1994
|
||
|
||
sigh.
|
||
|
||
Say NO to co-dependence. Say NO to emotional entanglement and manipulation.
|
||
Say NO to martyrdom disguised as victimization. Say NO to people who refuse to
|
||
say NO, but wrap a noose of indifferent maybe's around yer neck and hang you
|
||
high. Say NO to Bobbitry. Say NO to the hell that's other people. Say NO to
|
||
the dissipation effected by the DIS. Say FUCK IT to the dime-store
|
||
Victorianism that is unrequited love.
|
||
|
||
Say YEAH to forgetting about it.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Fri, 25 Feb 2000 22:15:09 -0600
|
||
From: Robert Gowdey <rgowde@parknet.pmh.org>
|
||
Subject: sup
|
||
To: lobo@GREENY.org
|
||
|
||
This is Robert Gowdey
|
||
|
||
The Red Dragon
|
||
|
||
just dropping a msg
|
||
|
||
lates
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Numb : 24/40
|
||
Subj : Re: duh-duh-dumb
|
||
From : Grandmaster Ratte' (#1)
|
||
Date : 01/14/95 03:58:17 AM
|
||
|
||
Zippy done said:
|
||
|
||
ZI> we still gotta hafta feel needed/wanted etc. That makes us
|
||
ZI> vulnerable and weak and worthless and we suck.
|
||
|
||
Yeah, true. And it sucks. I mean, i understand that and all, but...
|
||
I've been thinking about priorities and what's real and stuff.
|
||
|
||
People NEED food and water and shelter. And toothpaste.
|
||
ANYTHING people get beyond that, social or material or whatever, is like
|
||
a blessing/gift and oughta be appreciated for the fuzzy, neato thing that
|
||
it is.
|
||
|
||
Say, earlier Friday night... this band i was supposed to record cancelled so I'm
|
||
out some bucks 'till they can get their crap together and reschedule. Some girl
|
||
doesn't like me. And I have the fucking AUDACITY to feel down about this...
|
||
this FLUFF, 'cause big-fun-social-or-romantic things going on aren't just
|
||
LEAPING at me. Well PLEASE excuse the world, Mr. Brat. Sheez. I should be
|
||
down on my knees thanking some greater power that I've gone somewhere earlier
|
||
and been warmly greeted by people I like and respect.
|
||
|
||
that's somethin' hella cool right there.
|
||
|
||
S. Ratte'
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: noogie@onramp.net (Jaffo)
|
||
Newsgroups: alt.religion.kibology
|
||
Subject: Re: What Would Castro Do?
|
||
Organization: Crossroads Entertainment
|
||
|
||
In alt.religion.kibology, on Tue, 12 May 1998 03:46:51 GMT, The
|
||
Barrels said:
|
||
|
||
:The year is 1998.
|
||
:
|
||
:Suppose, for an instant, that Christ is driving north on a highway at
|
||
:twenty-five miles an hour, in a 1989, grey escort lx. He's wearing a
|
||
:skin-tight shirt and leather pants, along with a small, pink,
|
||
:triangular patch which reads 'bisexuals are people, too'.
|
||
:
|
||
:Fidel Castro meets Christ to his left, travelling at ninety miles an
|
||
:hour, in a 1998, red dodge viper. At least four but no more than six
|
||
:women of slight promiscuity adorn his presence.
|
||
:
|
||
:The question which was posed to me is this: 'If Christ were to say
|
||
:one thing to Castro, and then Castro one thing to Christ, what would
|
||
:these things be?'
|
||
|
||
CHRIST: Status report?
|
||
CASTRO: On schedule.
|
||
|
||
Jaffo
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
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goat blowers anonymous.(215)750-0392.up to 28.8k phor phast warez!
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admitting you have a problem is the first step to recovery
|
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staff.black francis(sysop).mogel(co-sysop).spiff(co-sysop).godd(mascot)
|
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largest t-file oriented board in pennsylvania.over 150 guitar tabs online
|
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large online collection of live virii.virii source.virii creation.anti-virus
|
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five-hundred megs of t-files.demos.bbs support.programming.virii.sound
|
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hogs of entropy whq.really elite doodz whq.people in society suck whq
|
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cult of the dead cow global domination fdo.vaginal and anal secretions distro
|
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brotherhood of gods and retards distro.ganja magazine distro.ace distro
|
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fucked up college kids distro.underground experts united distro.moose distro
|
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state of unbeing distro.greeny world domination distro.image writing distro
|
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mighty illicit liquid kollectors distro.computer abuse for better living distro
|
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immortal programming distro.cia member board.bonsainet.eat at joes
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"What Do You Think?" - Reprinted from _The Solipsist: San Antonio's News &
|
||
Literary Journal_ (December 2000)
|
||
|
||
Should America Intervene in Israeli-Palestinian Disputes?
|
||
|
||
Joseph Stalin: Why seek out warring nations when there is so much killing to be
|
||
done in homeland?
|
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|
||
Adolph Hitler: It will all be of little consequence once my followers are able
|
||
to raise me from the dead. Bwa ha ha.
|
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|
||
Mao Tse-Tung: War is the highest form of struggle for resolving contradictions,
|
||
when they have developed to a certain stage, between classes,
|
||
nations, states, or political groups, and it has existed ever
|
||
since the emergence of private property and classes. Kill them
|
||
all.
|
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|
||
Pol Pot: Once I fashioned a pair of underwear by weaving some human intestines
|
||
together around my loins.... What was the question?
|
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|
||
Jennifer Love Hewitt: Eww! Arabs' balls are salty!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 4:19 pm Mon May 8, 1995 Number : 48 of 51
|
||
From: Napalm Base : 007 was a w@r3z d00d
|
||
To : Prince Locksly Refer #: 32
|
||
Subj: Re: Luke Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
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|
||
PL> Good shall always triumph over evil
|
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|
||
That's a naive assumption based on wishful thinking rather than experience or
|
||
observation.
|
||
|
||
Good triumphs sometimes, and evil triumphs sometimes. It's all just part of
|
||
the ever-changing balance of the world. Good/Bad, Light/Dark, Yin/Yang,
|
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Hodge/Podge... Blah/Bleah, Woof/Meow, what have you.
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-----
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|
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|
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From: lori69aaaaaaaa@edf.fr
|
||
To: gwd@greeny.org
|
||
Subject: DO YOU NEED TO GET OFF?
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||
Date: Sat, 24 Mar 01 16:05:38 Eastern Standard Time
|
||
|
||
DO YOU NEED TO GET OFF?
|
||
|
||
GOTO http://3429235685/harold001/ IF YOUR ANSWER IS YES
|
||
|
||
TO SATISFY YOUR URGE!!
|
||
WATCH HOT TEENS MASTERBATE DO ANYTHING YOU WANT
|
||
AND CAN IMAGE! WATCH HOT EUROPEAN TEENS DO IT LIVE!!
|
||
GET INSTANT ACCESS TO
|
||
|
||
http://3429235685/harold001/ THE BEST HARDCORE SEX ACTION ON
|
||
THE PLANET GUARANTEED!!
|
||
THIS SITE IS VERY HARDCORE SO YOU MUST BE OVER 18
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
- "Ads for a Defunct BBS" by Zippy -
|
||
|
||
"Commercial firms enable subscribers using a computer and a telephone to send a
|
||
message to electronic bulletin boards; a person can thus post on the bulletin
|
||
board a message that is open to all subscribers. This has led to so-called
|
||
electronic debates on religious matters. A Christian might be drawn into such
|
||
debates and may spend many hours with an apostate thinker who may have been
|
||
disfellowshipped from the congregation. The direction at 2 John 9-11
|
||
underscores Paul's fatherly counsel about avoiding bad associations."
|
||
|
||
--_The WatchTower_ magazine, August 1, 1994, p17.
|
||
|
||
/--------------------\
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|>=<Club Baby Seal>=<|
|
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\--------------------/
|
||
Metro line 806.###.####
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SysOp 0 * Zippy SysOp 1 * Poppy
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\_/\
|
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\ >=club.baby.seal<= /
|
||
\ ------806.###.####------ /
|
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| This ain't no BBS where |
|
||
/ Jesus is Lord \
|
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/________________________________\
|
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|
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/-----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
|
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|Je$u$Ain'tLordJe$u$Ain'tLordJe$u$Ain'tLordJe$u$Ain'tLordJe$u$Ain'tLordJe$u$Ai|
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"The Donkey and the Elephant" a "parable" by Priest (Pre-Election 2000)
|
||
|
||
The question put to me sounds rather complicated. "Considering the current
|
||
topics of debate by the two presidential candidates, which form of organization
|
||
of government do you believe is more apt to provide needed leadership in these
|
||
topics?" In essence, what I plan to do is this-I will use planned actions for
|
||
issues by both candidates to show which form of organization will be the most
|
||
effective in the years to come for America. I think that sounds much easier to
|
||
follow, with no slight of hand, or exaggeration on my part; we will leave that
|
||
to the candidates!
|
||
First, the possible forms of organization for the government of the United
|
||
States of America. "A confederacy is a union of states, which retain all
|
||
sovereignty. The authority of the central government is derived from the states
|
||
which can, at will, redefine its authority." (Patterson, The American
|
||
Democracy, pg. 60) This basically says that in a confederacy, the states keep
|
||
all the power of government and no power rests at the national level; in other
|
||
words, no central government.
|
||
A unitary system, by way of contrast, is the complete opposite. "In a
|
||
unitary system, all regional and local governing units are subject to national
|
||
authority. The people are citizens or subjects only of the national government
|
||
and the other governments derive their authority from the national government,
|
||
which can, in theory at least, abolish them or redefine their authority."
|
||
(Patterson, The American Democracy, pg. 60) That seems pretty cut and dry in
|
||
that all power rests with the central government and the local or state
|
||
government retains no power except what the national government deigns to dole
|
||
out.
|
||
And finally, we come to federalism, which is a blending of the two.
|
||
Patterson, once again, states the following, "Federalism is the division of
|
||
sovereignty, or ultimate governing authority, between a national government and
|
||
regional (that is, state) governments. Each directly governs the people and
|
||
derives its power from them. (Patterson, The American Democracy, pg. 59) With
|
||
that taken care of, we move on to the candidates and their platforms.
|
||
Since the donkey strikes first on the alphabet, we will discuss Al Gore
|
||
first. The only issue we will discuss is education and the reason is this:
|
||
with what Gore wants to accomplish, only one form is usable, therefore rendering
|
||
the other two useless. Gore wants to raise enormous amounts of money and use it
|
||
to hire more teachers and in doing so, lower the number of students per
|
||
classroom. "Gore will finish the job of hiring one hundred thousand qualified
|
||
teachers to lower class sizes in the early grades...Gore's plan will provide
|
||
funding to help raise teacher salaries in school districts that commit to
|
||
improving teacher quality." (The Official Gore-Lieberman 2000 Website) Since
|
||
Education is something that is currently handled at the state level, and since
|
||
Gore's new funding would be provided from a national standpoint, then clearly a
|
||
separation of power is needed. Since neither is currently handled from just one
|
||
level or the other, then to change one or the other would be most unbeneficial.
|
||
From Gore's platform, only federalism will do the job. Unitarianism, and
|
||
especially confederacy are simply not up to the task.
|
||
George W. Bush makes our task even easier. When concerning his plans for
|
||
the environment, he openly states his need for federalism. "As President,
|
||
Governor Bush will maintain a strong federal environmental role but will return
|
||
significant authority to states and local governments." (The Official
|
||
Bush-Cheney 2000 Website) Governor Bush believes that the state governments
|
||
have a greater ability to enforce standards set by the national government.
|
||
However, without a strong national governmental role, the states would not be
|
||
required to enforce said standards. One could not function without the other.
|
||
Once again, Unitarianism and Confederacy would not be up to the task.
|
||
Although it is too late to make a long story short, I will try to briefly
|
||
summarize. Of the three types of governments possible for the United States,
|
||
Unitarianism, Confederacy, and Federalism, only Federalism is the best and
|
||
therefore most likely choice for the future of America. By the simple
|
||
examination of only one of each of the candidates' platform issues, we see that
|
||
each candidate requires strength at both the state and national level. Only
|
||
Federalism has the necessary separation of powers.
|
||
Federalism, the choice of a new millennium.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
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||
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|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
50/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 7:00 pm Fri Dec 30, 1994
|
||
|
||
I was looking at the Zlog because IT IS NECESSARY TO TRY TO FILL THE VACANT
|
||
YAWN AT THE DEAD CENTER OF MY LIFE, and discovered to my delighted melancholy,
|
||
or melancholic delight, that on July 19th, 1994, there were fifty-three posts
|
||
executed on the /<os. Fifty-three IN ONE SINGLE DAY. Man. What the FUCK was
|
||
going on on July 19th? I wasn't even in town. I think I was in the wastes of
|
||
British Columbia. WHY WERE THERE SO MANY POSTS? Was it 'cuz i was gone? Was
|
||
there some controversy or argument or crazy ranting?
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Evil Corporations" by Jaffo
|
||
|
||
FIGHT THE EVIL, EXPANSIONIST MEGA-CORPORATIONS!
|
||
|
||
This is what I get for waking up too early on a Sunday morning. I'm watching
|
||
CARTOONS.
|
||
|
||
And I just found ANOTHER cartoon where the brave, true of heart, Eco-Hero is
|
||
using his super-knifty power suit to FIGHT THE EVIL EXPANSIONIST MEGA
|
||
CORPORATIONS seeking to DESTROY THE ENVIORMENT in their EVIL pursuit of
|
||
BUSINESS and PROFITS!
|
||
|
||
OUR HERO has found a magical LEAF that can EAT POISON and suck up all the EVIL
|
||
POLLUTION that the EVIL EXPANSIONIST MEGA CORPORATIONS have spread through the
|
||
earth in their EVIL pursuit of BUSINESS and PROFITS!
|
||
|
||
We all know that all corporations are EVIL EXPANSIONIST greedy BASTARDS that
|
||
seek the destruction of our precious EARTH to further their own goals and earn
|
||
EVIL GREEDY CORPORATE PROFITS!
|
||
|
||
We all know that EVIL CORPORATE BASTARDS like BILL GATES run around setting fire
|
||
to rainforests and KICKING OLD PEOPLE IN THE GUT!
|
||
|
||
Then he smiles his EVIL GREEDY CORPORATE SMILE and runs away...LAUGHING!
|
||
|
||
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!
|
||
|
||
"Soon," Bill says, "I will rule THE WORLD! After I take over the PC SOFTWARE
|
||
MARKET I can proceed to my real goal of DESTROYING THE ENVIRONMENT!"
|
||
|
||
WaaaaaaaaaHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
|
||
|
||
Who can SAVE us from these evil, gr-- (oops)....these EVIL GREEDY CORPORATE
|
||
BASTARDS!?!
|
||
|
||
We must turn to our very own ECO HEROES! We must call upon the mighty powers of
|
||
GOODNESS and DECENCY!
|
||
|
||
We must call WHOOPI GOLDBERG and TED DANSON to put on their knifty-Eco-Hero-
|
||
Power-Suits and FIGHT the (deep breath) EVIL GREEDY EXPANSIONIST CORPORATE
|
||
BASTARDS!
|
||
|
||
We must teach our children not to be swayed by offers of WEALTH and POWER. They
|
||
must persue honorable occupations like joining the PEACE CORPS or becoming
|
||
POLITCALLY CORRECT ECO-ACTORS!!!!!
|
||
|
||
This has been a public service announcement sponsored by the SOCIETY TO KEEP
|
||
EVIL GREEDY CORPORATE BASTARDS FROM DESTROYING THE ENVIORMENT!!!
|
||
|
||
(...and a grant from the epa)
|
||
|
||
END RIDICULOUS TIRADE
|
||
|
||
(Whew. That was a lotta CAPS. I'm so f*cking sick of these st00pid, badly
|
||
drawn, formula ECO CARTOONS that I could just PUKE.
|
||
|
||
And besides that, the air conditioner in my apartment is not working, so Jaffo
|
||
is HOT!!)
|
||
|
||
["He sure is!" quipped Seth The Man]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"BLHEPG Stuff" [all BLHEPG releases (past, present, and future) will soon be
|
||
distributed exclusively through GwD]
|
||
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
**** Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild ****
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
The Guild was formed on October 20, 1994 during 'Administrative Cluster'
|
||
(Home Room) at Lubbock High School. Lobo and Bill Hooper had just finished
|
||
the practice exit-level TAAS test (a lame test needed to graduate from HS).
|
||
Anyway, both being in Computer Science I, they decided to put their minimal
|
||
but ever-growing skills in TurboPascal (and Bill's knowledge of C++) to better
|
||
use than writing programs that convert Celsius to Fahrenheit or calculate the
|
||
price of a car. Thus, the Guild was formed. We have nothing better to do
|
||
than sit around and program useless stuff during CS I, so we made a useless
|
||
stuff programmers group. We are a union, in that we make $8.50 an hour
|
||
(minimum of 4 hours work) for anything we do. Of course, since we'll just be
|
||
writing shareware programs, we'll probably never make any money, unless
|
||
someone actually likes our stuff enough to pay the small registration fee, if
|
||
there is one. This isn't turning out to be a very good story. Sorry. As of
|
||
now, the Guild is accepting no new members. Maybe later......
|
||
|
||
If you want to know anything more, please fell-free to ask Lobo or Bill. If
|
||
you're lucky, we might just get around to answering. Heh.
|
||
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
Bill And Lobo's Hyper Elite Programmers Guild Release List
|
||
As Of 4-2?-95
|
||
|
||
Name: The Slack Test
|
||
Programmer: Lobo
|
||
Desc: Are You a real slacker? Take this test and find out! Coded by lobo,
|
||
based on a subgenius text file..
|
||
Ver: .01<?>
|
||
|
||
Name: Number Crap
|
||
Programmer: Lobo
|
||
Desc: Register another program, and get this invaluable util for FREE!
|
||
Ver: .01
|
||
|
||
Name: K-RAD CL0CK
|
||
Programmer: Lobo
|
||
Desc: Another FREE util with registration..
|
||
Ver: .01
|
||
|
||
Name: Disk Access
|
||
Programmer: Bill Hooper
|
||
Desc: Protect access to your computer with more than a password program, but
|
||
allow people to have access disk to enter your system... Multiple return
|
||
values allow batch file calling with variable results. Supports 99 users..
|
||
Reccomended for security conscious people.
|
||
Ver: .01, .05, .1
|
||
|
||
Name: The F___ing Censor
|
||
Programmer: Bill Hooper
|
||
Desc: Thinking of taking text files to school, but afraid of getting in
|
||
trouble for the language present? If you said yes, this program is for
|
||
you! Quickly and easily dashes out all words specified in a updatable
|
||
data file! A must for any person who wishes to spread the knowledge, without
|
||
the punishment..
|
||
Ver: .01
|
||
|
||
Name: The Quick Label
|
||
Programmer: Bill Hooper
|
||
Desc: Do you find yourself repeatedly typing long headers and footers on
|
||
textfiles of yours? Do you incessantly hit Ctrl-Ins And Shift-Ins, cutting
|
||
and pasteing your text file group headers? This program is for you! The
|
||
Quick Label Will Swiftly Add either a header or footer, loaded from an
|
||
external file, to a specified text file! Works great, less filling!(uhh..ya)
|
||
Ver: .01
|
||
|
||
Name: Multi Encrypt
|
||
Programmer: Bill Hooper
|
||
Desc: Not Released Yet... Offers A simple encryption, capable of foiling
|
||
amature hacker/crackers..
|
||
Ver: N/A
|
||
|
||
Name: Warez Writer
|
||
Programmer: Bill Hooper
|
||
Desc: C0/\/\/3r+ Y0|_|r +3x+ F!l35 +0 +h!5 \/\/@r3z +3x+ Q|_|!c/<ly
|
||
@/\/d P@!/\/l355ly.. Gr3@+..
|
||
Ver: .01
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
**** Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild ****
|
||
This is the Guild's Advertisement. If they can do this
|
||
in a negiligible amount of time, guess what they can do
|
||
when they actually try!
|
||
*******************************************************
|
||
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
**** Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild ****
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
This is an advertisement for the Guild. Simply type 'guildad' at the
|
||
main prompt, and you will be looking at the advertisement. Please note that
|
||
the ASCII version is longer than one screen, so for the full effect, you might
|
||
want to choose the 'print' option instead of the screen option. However, if
|
||
you don't have your printer on you'll get a 'runtime' error. If this happens,
|
||
turn on the printer and re-execute the program. Hell, you should choose the
|
||
'print' option, if only to make posters! Put them up all over town! Yeah!
|
||
(Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild officially exempts itself from
|
||
any costs or fees to pay for cleanup of posters bearing our name.) Anyway,
|
||
plase be on the lookout for releases from the Guild in the near future.
|
||
|
||
--------------------
|
||
DISCLAIMER: This advertisement should be run on a 386 or higher or the Memory
|
||
Expansion Utility (MemConfig) will take a hell of a long time to
|
||
run, and you will get really bored waiting.
|
||
--------------------
|
||
|
||
GUILDAD.ZIP Should contain:
|
||
GUILDAD.EXE
|
||
GUILDAD.DOC (this file. duh.)
|
||
FILE_ID.DIZ
|
||
GUILDAD.ASC (k-rad ASCII ad. Neat.)
|
||
GUILD.TXT (the story behind the Guild)
|
||
|
||
If the zip you got this in does not, contact Lobo or Bill Hooper.
|
||
Accept no substitutes!
|
||
|
||
***** REGISTRATION *****
|
||
You MUST register GuildAd. Lots of time (tee-hee) went into making it. The
|
||
registration fee is minimal: simply give $25.69 to Lobo. Contact him through
|
||
e-mail, and he'll set up a drop-off location. No meetings will occur, because
|
||
he is rather anti-social.
|
||
--------
|
||
We're on the InterNet! E-mail us here:
|
||
Lobo: t9scm@ttacs.ttu.edu
|
||
Bill Hooper: pedsdn@tthsc.ttu.edu
|
||
|
||
Or contact us one or the other of us on just about any local (806) board.
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
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||
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|
||
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||
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||
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||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
_|______| _|_ _|_ \______/ \______/
|
||
|
||
PrOgRaMmErS gUiLd
|
||
(tm)
|
||
|
||
Donations Accepted.
|
||
%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*%*
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD> Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild <20><><EFBFBD>
|
||
Presents:
|
||
THE PIPE-SUCKING, GUT-BLOWING ALL NEW NEW AND IMPROVED SLACK QUIZ!
|
||
This is THE comprehensive Slack test; a must have for all SubGenii.
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD>________________________________________________<5F><5F><EFBFBD>
|
||
|
||
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD> Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild <20><><EFBFBD>
|
||
Presents:
|
||
|
||
SlackQuiz
|
||
(by Lobo)
|
||
"But there is one medicine more powerful than all the contamination in New
|
||
Jersey, and that medicine is SLACK.
|
||
-- J. R. "Bob" Dobbs
|
||
........
|
||
This file will help you test your Slack level. Originally a text file
|
||
by Bill White, I have coded it into the handy-dandy test you have before you.
|
||
This is what Mr. White had to say before his version of the test:
|
||
........
|
||
The following is a short little test that will effectively measure
|
||
how much slack you have. If you find yourself in excess, please send some
|
||
to Ohio University; the poor fools who run this place wouldn't know an
|
||
original thought if it bit them in the crotch.
|
||
........
|
||
Disclaimer (by Bill White): I disclaim everything. In fact, I don't exist.
|
||
So there. Nyah.
|
||
........
|
||
Disclaimer (by Lobo): I am not responsible for any of the results of YOU
|
||
taking this test. If you actually expect it to tell you
|
||
something, you are too pink to worry about.
|
||
........
|
||
|
||
This ZIP File should include:
|
||
|
||
FILE_ID.DIZ
|
||
SLACK.DOC
|
||
SLACK.EXE
|
||
SCORES.SLK
|
||
........
|
||
_DO NOT_ delete the scores file. It is needed for the program to run
|
||
properly.
|
||
........
|
||
I know I'm probably going to get a lot of crap from people saying that
|
||
this file is the work of a Pinkie Normal. Well, I'll save you the trouble.
|
||
I am a Pinkie Normal. Who else would have nothing better to do on a saturday
|
||
night but write a stupid little test program? The thing is, I do have a
|
||
minute amount of Slack, but I can't waste it, not even on a Slack Test.
|
||
........
|
||
"I dunno, I printed it
|
||
out and smoked it!: Congratulations, you have slack. Now give me your
|
||
money anyway." -Bill White
|
||
........
|
||
Well, there you have it. SlackQuiz. Send me five bucks for registry. Or
|
||
don't.
|
||
........
|
||
-Lobo
|
||
11/20/94
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD>________________________________________________<5F><5F><EFBFBD>
|
||
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild <20><><EFBFBD>
|
||
Presents:
|
||
The F___ing Censor ver. .01
|
||
|
||
This program will censor text files so you can take
|
||
them to school or something like that. We do not
|
||
support censorship in any form, we just want to keep
|
||
you out of trouble.
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
****************************************************************************
|
||
** The F___ing Censor v.01 **
|
||
** **
|
||
** Coded By Bill Hooper (BLHEPG/GW) **
|
||
** **
|
||
****************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
-[ Disclaimer ]-
|
||
|
||
Neither the author, Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild, or
|
||
Genocidal Warez are responsible for any damage this software might cause
|
||
to your system. Any loss of data through program malfunction, virus attack,
|
||
or other such means are not the responsibility of those listed above.
|
||
There is no purposefully malignant code in the original exe.
|
||
|
||
-[ What Is The F___ing Censor ? ]-
|
||
|
||
Like most of my programs, this one was written out of boredom. I had nothing
|
||
to do, and had gotten in trouble before for objectionable language present
|
||
in text files I had been reading. To solve this problem, I created The
|
||
F___ing Censor. This program loads a file, and censors all words present in
|
||
that file that are also present in the specified word list.
|
||
|
||
-[ Directions ]-
|
||
|
||
I don't know why I am writing this section, because the entire program is
|
||
command line, and if you can't get the directions from the program, give
|
||
up.
|
||
|
||
-[ Creating A Word List ]-
|
||
|
||
As a default, The F___ing Censor will load the words present in the file
|
||
WORD.LST . If you feel you need more/less words in the list, make sure you
|
||
change the number at the top of the file to the number of words in the
|
||
list!
|
||
|
||
-[ Bugs ]-
|
||
|
||
There are a few bugs present in this program that I have knowledge of, but
|
||
either don't care enough to fix, or have any idea how to fix.
|
||
|
||
- At the beginning of the output, there will be some garbage in the text. I
|
||
figure this is some memory crap, and I have tried a bunch of stuff to get
|
||
rid of it, but to no avail. No biggie, just edit the censored file.
|
||
|
||
- The program WILL SCREW on very large files! I guess this is also some damn
|
||
memory problem, and don't know how to get rid of it.
|
||
|
||
- You MUST remove ALL headers, text drawings, etc... from the inputted tfile.
|
||
The F___ing Censor takes individual words from the inputted file, censors,
|
||
and writes to the output. The maximum length of a word is 20 characters!
|
||
If anything goes over that, it will only take 20 chars, and put the rest
|
||
in a new word. I could easily fix this, though I really don't care about
|
||
this small bug.. It is easy to get around... I might fix it on a later
|
||
version..
|
||
|
||
- Sometimes, you will get a Abnormal Program Termination error. I have no
|
||
Freaking idea why this happens, so I guess I will leave it in.. It doesn't
|
||
make much of a difference in output though, so it shouldn't bother you..
|
||
|
||
- During testing, I have found that many files contain hidden characters. I
|
||
don't know why you can't see them, or how they get there, but they some-
|
||
times appear in the output.
|
||
|
||
-[ Notes ]-
|
||
|
||
- Only 100 words are allowed in the word list.
|
||
|
||
- Words in the word list must be smaller than 20 characters.
|
||
|
||
-[ Registry ]-
|
||
|
||
- The F___ing Censor costs $3.00 to register. If you register, you get the
|
||
complete version minus most of the bugs. This is definitely worthwhile.
|
||
|
||
-[ Closing ]-
|
||
|
||
We at Bill And Lobo's Hyper Elite Programmers Guild, and Genocidal Warez
|
||
DO NOT condone censorship. We feel that it is an infringement on the basic
|
||
freedom of speech. This program is merely a tool for the uses listed above.
|
||
Don't gripe at us. We don't want to listen to your philosophical tirades
|
||
about how bad this program is.
|
||
|
||
- Bill Hooper (BLHEPG/GW)
|
||
|
||
You Can Reach Us At The Following BBS's
|
||
|
||
Chaos (806)797-7501 B.L.H.E.P.G. World Hq. And Distro
|
||
Counterintelligence (ITS)PRI-VATE Genocidal Warez Hq.
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
-=WordSearch Asssistant=-
|
||
-=v.01=-
|
||
Small But Powerful Util.
|
||
For Solving WordSearch
|
||
Puzzles. By Bill Hooper
|
||
|
||
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|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>The<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Easy WordSearch Assistant v.01<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>By: Ajoy Ashok and Bill Hooper<65><72><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
|
||
[Notice]
|
||
|
||
This program is to be distributed is its original format only. The
|
||
author is not responsible for any damage or loss of data resulting from use
|
||
of this program.
|
||
|
||
[Introduction]
|
||
|
||
This program is designed for use by those who have been assigned
|
||
wordsearch puzzles as homework and wasted valuable time doing something that
|
||
wouldn't help them anyway. You can also use this program for those wordsearch
|
||
puzzles that are just too hard too figure out. I really wrote this program
|
||
too late for my use, though I hope I can save others the hours of headache
|
||
that I have encountered due to wordsearch puzzles.
|
||
|
||
[Description Of The Program]
|
||
|
||
The Easy WordSearch Assistant v.01 is a small, yet powerful tool in
|
||
the completion of word search puzzles. All that the user is required to do is
|
||
to enter the puzzle into a text file, and after inputting the word that s/he
|
||
would like to find read its location off the screen and write it down. This
|
||
program finds words quickly and efficiently.
|
||
|
||
[Instructions]
|
||
|
||
To Use This Version, You Must Have ANSI.SYS Loaded !!
|
||
|
||
Before using this program, you must first type the entire wordsearch
|
||
puzzle in a text file. An example of a large wordsearch puzzle is included
|
||
to assist you in creating one correctly. The name of this file is PUZZLE.DAT.
|
||
The only important factor in typing a wordsearch puzzle is to remember not
|
||
to press enter more than one time after the last line.
|
||
|
||
Example: agbdfwergasaweraerd
|
||
aadsbbxzcdfasdggasd <---- Last Line Of Puzzle, Press CR ONCE
|
||
|
||
You should have no trouble if you use a program such as dos edit
|
||
to create the file.
|
||
After have started the program, enter the filename of the puzzle you
|
||
have inputted. The program should then display the contents of the file, or
|
||
tell you that it is too large to be used. If the file is too large, you must
|
||
do one of two things, split the file up and do it sections at a time(a pain
|
||
that I will not describe the method of approaching), or contribute money and
|
||
recieve a registered version that will return the coorinates of the first
|
||
letter, and tell you the direction of the rest of the word. If you have
|
||
entered an invalid filename, the program will tell you so, and quit. If
|
||
all goes well, you will be presented with the prompt for the search string,
|
||
which is the word that you are looking for. After you type it in, press enter.
|
||
If the program finds the word, it will highlight it on the display of the
|
||
puzzle, and allow you to exit by pressing escape, or continue by pressing
|
||
enter. If the string isn't found, the program will tell you so, and give you
|
||
the same choices.
|
||
You can also exit the program by pressing enter at the "Search String>"
|
||
prompt.
|
||
|
||
[Errors]
|
||
|
||
If garbage is displayed on screen, it means you don't have ANSI.SYS
|
||
loaded. I am not going to waste my time creating a verison just for people
|
||
with out ANSI.SYS. I can't think of any other errors that might occur, if
|
||
you find any, please tell me.
|
||
|
||
[Closing]
|
||
|
||
You can register this program if you like, or just leave it as it
|
||
is. I really don't plan to make a lot of money, though if you would like the
|
||
information necessary to register this small utility, e-mail me and I will
|
||
send it to you. I would appreciate any comments that you have about this
|
||
program, thanx.
|
||
|
||
I can be reached on the following bbs's with some regularity.
|
||
|
||
Internet : PEDSDN@tthsc4.ttuhsc.lubb.edu
|
||
WWIVnet : Bill Hooper@11812
|
||
|
||
[ BBS Name ] [ Sysop ] [ Phone # ] [ Comments ]
|
||
|---------------------|-|-------------|-|-------------|-|--------------------|
|
||
[ Static Line Xenocide (806)747-0802 Great BBS ]
|
||
[ The Steel Zoo Ramslammer (806)792-6377 WWIVnet Node 11812 ]
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild <20><><EFBFBD>
|
||
Presents:
|
||
Disk Access ver.1 Registered
|
||
|
||
Tired of people accessing your files without your permission?
|
||
You need Disk Access. A BBS type program for your PC to allow
|
||
you to lock certain users out of your system and restrict the
|
||
access of others, Disk Access is a MUST have for any security
|
||
conscious person.
|
||
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>"
|
||
<EFBFBD> <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> Disk Access v.1 <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> A Presentation of Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵By Bill Hooper<65><72><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>1/4
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
-[ Disclaimer ]-
|
||
|
||
I the author, do not hold myself resposible for any damage inflicted
|
||
on your system by the use of this program. None of the code in the program
|
||
is made to be destructive, and in the original zip, the exe's should be
|
||
virus free. This disclaimer also applies to Bill And Lobo's Hyper Elite
|
||
Programmer's Guild and all its members. Bill And Lobo's Hyper Elite
|
||
Programmer's Guild is an equal oportunity employer.
|
||
|
||
-[ !!! NOTE !!! ]-
|
||
|
||
This is the real release. It has all the multi user stuff, system
|
||
reconfig, etc...
|
||
|
||
-[ Introduction ]-
|
||
|
||
Through my searches for a password program to safeguard my computer
|
||
from those who I'd rather not allow access to the data present, I have found
|
||
no real program that meets all my needs. Most did the normal two to four
|
||
users supported, and a simple password request with a lock if the attempt
|
||
was incorrect. Nowhere did I find a program that could create a log of the
|
||
users of the computer, and data specific to their logons. I never found
|
||
a program that had the capability of directing different users to different
|
||
areas of a system. To satisfy these needs, I wrote Disk Access.
|
||
|
||
-[ What Is Disk Access? ]-
|
||
|
||
Disk Access is a program that functions much the same way as a
|
||
password program, but all user input for passwords is substituted by using
|
||
a special access disk for each user. This method removes the hassle of
|
||
typing in a password every time you start up, but still allows you the
|
||
security of a password protected system.
|
||
|
||
-[ How Does Disk Access Work? ]-
|
||
|
||
This version of the program will create a file in the root directory
|
||
called DISK.IXX . There is a replica of this file on your access disk. On
|
||
boot, the program checks to see if these files are alike, if so, you are
|
||
granted access, if not, well, kind of obvious.. This is a simple method
|
||
and will most likely change in the next version of this program.
|
||
|
||
-[ Getting Up And Running ]-
|
||
|
||
The first item of business if to create an access disk for your
|
||
system. To do this, use the MDISK.EXE utility, that should be included in
|
||
the original zip. The program will first ask you the drive you wish the
|
||
access disk to be created on. With this version, only drive A and B are
|
||
supported. MAKE SURE YOU HAVE INSERTED THE DISK AT THIS TIME! I didn't
|
||
bother to put any code to check for a disk in, and it will screw if you
|
||
don't have one in the drive. Next, enter your name. Finally, you will be
|
||
asked to enter some random text. This is the string that the program will
|
||
check both disks for. To my knowledge, any text (letters, numbers, extended
|
||
ascii,etc..) should work. The more akward this string is, the better the
|
||
security. The string should be less than 30 characters! Also, you have to
|
||
enter the SL, wich is quite self explanatory. The utility will then make
|
||
the disk, and needed files. Now, you are ready to run..
|
||
|
||
-[ Using Disk Access ]-
|
||
|
||
The use of Disk Acces is quite simple, when the program asks you
|
||
for your access disk, put it in the drive! All logs of system use are
|
||
written to DISKA.LOG . This file has the possiblity of getting quite large,
|
||
and it is encouraged that you delete it every week or so..
|
||
|
||
-[ Multi User System Reconfig ]-
|
||
|
||
Included is a sample batch file that will run disk access, and
|
||
according to the exit code, which is the user's SL, it can do different
|
||
things. I really don't feel like writing a lot about this, because it is
|
||
self explanatory. Remember to put the SLs in the batch file in DESCENDING
|
||
order.
|
||
|
||
-[ Trouble Shooting ]-
|
||
|
||
Q: The Program Doesn't Recognize My Access Disk.
|
||
A: Try running the make disk util again. If that doesn't work, use
|
||
another disk. If that doesn't help, e-mail us...
|
||
|
||
Q: The Batch Runs The Incorrect Statements For A Certain SL.
|
||
A: Make Sure The SL's Are In Descending Order.
|
||
|
||
-[ Conclusion ]-
|
||
|
||
If you want support of more than 99 users, you must register, e-mail
|
||
me if you plan to. This is the real version, with all the neat features..
|
||
There should not be too many releases after this one though, actually,
|
||
there might be one in the near future, due to a small problem I just
|
||
thought of..
|
||
|
||
-[ Registry ]-
|
||
|
||
Please register Disk Access. Many hours of work went into this
|
||
program. We can only improve our programming skills through taking courses or
|
||
buying books. We need money to do either of these. Better programming skills
|
||
means better programs. So, it's for you that we want your money. Besides,
|
||
if you register, you get K-Rad Klock v.01 absolutely free. So please
|
||
register. Thanks.
|
||
|
||
-Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers' Guild, An Affiliate of Genocidal
|
||
Warez, Inc.
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
-= The Quick Label v.01 =-
|
||
Add headers and footers quickly
|
||
and easily to your text files.
|
||
No more cutting and pasting!
|
||
Supports multiple files!
|
||
By Bill Hooper (BLHEPG)
|
||
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>"
|
||
<EFBFBD> The Quick Label v.01 <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> UNREGISTERED <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵By Bill Hooper<65><72><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>1/4
|
||
|
||
|
||
-[ Disclaimer ]-
|
||
|
||
Neither the author, bill and lobo's hyper elite programmers guild, or
|
||
genocidal warez are responsible for any damage this software might cause
|
||
to your system. Any loss of data through program malfunction, virus attack,
|
||
or other such means are not the responsibility of those listed above.
|
||
There is no purposefully malignant code in the original exe.
|
||
|
||
-[ What Is The Quick Label ? ]-
|
||
|
||
The Quick Label is a small utilitie, that is usefull for adding headers
|
||
and footers to numerous files, or one at a time. This program originated
|
||
from the need for text file labels for t-file groups, and for our
|
||
programming group.
|
||
|
||
-[ Directions ]-
|
||
|
||
The Quick Label is completely command line. The format is as follows :
|
||
|
||
LABEL.EXE <Switch> <Label File> <File 1> <File 2> <etc ....
|
||
|
||
Valid Switches - B - Label At Begining Of File
|
||
E - Label At End Of File
|
||
|
||
Only one of the switches can be applied at one time! I guess the file list
|
||
can be as long as you want, though I have only tested it with about 3 or 4
|
||
files. The label file must be in the current directory, or I guess you can
|
||
give the complete path, just keep it in the current directory to save you
|
||
and me a pain in the rear. Wildcards are NOT valid!
|
||
|
||
-[ Known Bugs ]-
|
||
|
||
If an invalid file is specified in the file list, at the begining or end,
|
||
a Null Pointer Assignment will be displayed. I don't care about this error,
|
||
and do not plan on fixing it, as most people are smart enough to put in
|
||
valid filenames. If you find any bugs on your own, PLEASE e-mail us, or
|
||
get in touch.
|
||
|
||
-[ Future Versions ]-
|
||
|
||
Future versions might include wild card capabilities, besides that.... no
|
||
real plans.
|
||
|
||
-[ Closing ]-
|
||
|
||
If you find this program even remotely usefull, please contact either Bill
|
||
Hooper or Lobo on the following BBS's, to recieve your own registered copy.
|
||
If you don't register, at least leave us mail telling us that you thought
|
||
that this program was usefull (you won't get a registered version though).
|
||
|
||
Chaos (806)797-7501 B.L.H.E.P.G. Word Hq. And Distro
|
||
The Slag Heap (806)749-SLAG Central American Distro H.Q.
|
||
The Static Line (806)747-0802 1st Release Site
|
||
Counterintelligence (ITS)PRI-VATE Genocidal Warez Hq.
|
||
|
||
Internet E-Mail Adresses
|
||
|
||
Bill - PEDSDN@TTHSC.TTU.EDU
|
||
Lobo - T9SCM@TTACS.TTU.EDU
|
||
|
||
If you have the connections to get us an internet site, or would like your
|
||
bbs to become a LD distro. site, please contact either of us.
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
-=[ Warez Writer v.01 ]=-
|
||
By Bill Hooper
|
||
Convert Text Files To \x/@R3Z Text
|
||
Quickly And Easily With This Small
|
||
But Powerful Utility! Best One I've
|
||
Seen (Actually, The Only One I've
|
||
Seen)...A 8!ll @/\/d L080'5 Hyp3r
|
||
3l!+3 Pr0gr@/x\/x\3r5 G|_|!ld
|
||
Production...
|
||
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ĴBill And Lobo's Hyper <20>lite Programmers Guild Presents<74><73><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>۲<EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD>۲<EFBFBD><DBB2>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><>Ŀ
|
||
<EFBFBD> Warez Writer v.01 <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> UNREGISTERED <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD>Ŀ <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>۲<EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20><><EFBFBD>۲<EFBFBD><DBB2>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>[ By Bill Hooper ]<5D><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>
|
||
|
||
-[ Disclaimer ]-
|
||
|
||
Neither the author, bill and lobo's hyper elite programmers guild, or
|
||
genocidal warez are responsible for any damage this software might cause
|
||
to your system. Any loss of data through program malfunction, virus attack,
|
||
or other such means are not the responsibility of those listed above.
|
||
There is no purposefully malignant code in the original exe.
|
||
|
||
-[ Packing List ]-
|
||
|
||
WW.DOC Duh..
|
||
WW.EXE Size: 13,038
|
||
REGISTRY.FRM Registry From
|
||
DISTRO.APP Distro Site Application
|
||
FILE_ID.DIZ Zip Comment
|
||
RELEASE.LST Partial List Of Releases
|
||
|
||
These are the only files from me, lobo might add some..
|
||
|
||
-[ Introduction ]-
|
||
|
||
This program, like many others, was written by me during computer science at
|
||
school.. If you don't like it, I really don't care.. If you do like it, a
|
||
$5 money order is worth a thousand words :)...
|
||
|
||
-[ What Is The Warez Writer ]-
|
||
|
||
The warez writer is a small utility that will transform the contents of any
|
||
text file into the popular W@R3Z writing.
|
||
|
||
-[ Instructions ]-
|
||
|
||
The use of this program is pretty streight foreward, when it asks you for
|
||
the name of the input file, input the name of the plain text file. Next,
|
||
enter the name of the file you would like the warez text to be written to..
|
||
I think they can be the same, if you want...maybe..
|
||
|
||
-[ Bugs ]-
|
||
|
||
I've run into this stupid hidden character thing on 2 programs now, and
|
||
have no idea how to fix it... Sometimes a txt file will have a couple of
|
||
hidden binary characters in it that will screw with the output.. this
|
||
doesn't happen often, don't worry.. Other than that none known currently..
|
||
might screw on big files, don't know for sure though.
|
||
|
||
-[ To Register ]-
|
||
|
||
If you decide to register, you can pat yourself on the back for making the
|
||
right choice. Fill out the included form, and mail to:
|
||
|
||
Bill And Lobo's Guild
|
||
P.O. Box 53143
|
||
Lubbock, TX 79453
|
||
|
||
don't send any money at first, we will contact you for furthur instructions.
|
||
You can also reach us on any of our fine distro sites. I, Bill Hooper, can
|
||
be reached via internet e-mail at:
|
||
|
||
FLASK@TTACS3.TTU.EDU
|
||
|
||
-[ Distrobution Sites ]-
|
||
|
||
Chaos (806)797-7501
|
||
The Slag Heap (806)749-SLAG
|
||
The Static Line (806)747-0802
|
||
The Counterintelligence (iTS)PRi-VATE Genocidal Warez Hq.
|
||
|
||
See the program for a pretty listing...
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"LUBBOCK FUCKING SUCKS!" by Some Old School BBSer
|
||
[we think one of the FUCK guys wrote this]
|
||
|
||
Welcome to this file called "Lame BBSes In Lubbock And The Community. I
|
||
wrote this because I was getting pissed off at BBSing lately. This file is
|
||
really only for Lubbock, so if your outta the state or something, read and
|
||
delete it, I don't care. First, I think everybody thinks that they can run a
|
||
board of there own. Not true. Boards are only supposed to be GOOD, I guess,
|
||
you could say. If I describe your board, then you should be shot.
|
||
|
||
-->If your board has less the 7 message subs, take it down.
|
||
There is a couple of boards I know that have 5 and 3. On the board that has
|
||
3, one of them always dead, because only certain people can post on them
|
||
(Sysops....). Get a life, you guys....
|
||
|
||
-->If you message bases are not filled to the max yet (i.e.-5o or 1oo) and your
|
||
board is over 2 months old, take it down!!! There is one board I am on that
|
||
has about 22 message subs and not ONE has there's filled up, xcept ONE.
|
||
Pretty pathetic.
|
||
|
||
-->If you have 3 Ka-zillion files, that's cool. But not if nobody D/L's them.
|
||
Pretty sad, you take up good megage. Look and see if you have lots o' files,
|
||
and see how many people actually like them.
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
i think you get the point now. These are just some of the reasons that Boards
|
||
are lame and stupid. If you're a sysop, take a look and see if your board
|
||
matches this.
|
||
If you're one of those Sysop's that say "Well, I get 25 callers a day"
|
||
that's pretty good, but if all they do is play your screwed all to hell Trade
|
||
Wars and leech your neat-o groovy .GIFS, get a life. I understand that many
|
||
people don't have big HD's. (Like 40 Megs) Running a board takes some space,
|
||
and I don't think you should run a board with 40 megs.
|
||
|
||
Now, to the users. Most of these people are pissing me off. Now, this is just
|
||
my opinion and, really, a lot of people I talk to. For instance, if your board
|
||
has NOTHING but message, after message of sexual sentences, get a FUCKING
|
||
life!!!!!!! I hate going through the N-scan and reading "Only if you can catch
|
||
me!!!!!" and "I'm too hot for you too handle!!!"
|
||
|
||
Geez guys....Oh, and another thing...stop this damn <G>, <BESG>, and
|
||
<EGEGERYEDADSFSWF> thing!!!!! If in all your messages you have that in there,
|
||
you will notice you're full of crap. People laugh at your posts. If you call a
|
||
"sophisticated" board, you might not post, but you will see there is no <G> and
|
||
shit like that.
|
||
|
||
There is also, A lot of talk about illegal drugs on the boards. This is
|
||
perfectly fine, since the 1st amendment is in effect. But, some people may cuss
|
||
you out and say to stop calling and shit like that, and that's okay, i guess.
|
||
Then some people threaten you and all that shit...Look, people, if you are
|
||
pissed off at somebody, don't yell at them and all that shit, if it's just
|
||
you...don't call back. If it's a lot of the regular users that call that board,
|
||
tell the Sysop, since he runs it!!! w0w....big concept, meatheads!!! The sysop
|
||
is in charge of the board, so he should be the only one saying something about
|
||
it.
|
||
|
||
There is many thing on my mind about these people that _suck_ and those BBSes
|
||
that aren't worth a _flip_. Everyone, get a LIFE!!!!!!!!! This only pertains
|
||
to Lubbock, so you cool guys that don't live in Lubb., just laugh at this phile.
|
||
Anyway, I just got off a board and this is what provoked me. 3 message bases
|
||
(Sysop thinks gamez rule the world, has a bunch o' them), and the posting was
|
||
all about "sexual" crap with <G> and <BSEG> and every other shitty <?> thing
|
||
that goes. I really hang out on the "Underground" and "sophisticated" boards,
|
||
where there's a decent conversation going on.
|
||
|
||
RECAPP-=-=-=-board-if your board has 30-50 megs, 3 message bases, shitty files
|
||
or people running around saying "I want it...hard!!", burn your 'puter.
|
||
|
||
Users---If you say sexual stuff on all your posts, look around....you're having
|
||
a conversation with 1 or 2 other people!!! If you say <G> and all that shit and
|
||
only slam and game....burn you.
|
||
|
||
That's it...I feel better. Not really. I havta go U/L this now to all shitty
|
||
boards. Sysop's better be lucky that I didn't name names, because everybody
|
||
would read this and say "That board sucks...I'll never call it again." I hope
|
||
some people have at least a little discussion about this file and really
|
||
understand it.
|
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||
Thank You.
|
||
Signed,
|
||
Your friend and mine,
|
||
Always forever:
|
||
SDghwarjkghwarkjgharwekjhbawr
|
||
|
||
I HAVE ONE ELSE THING TO SAY:
|
||
LUBBOCK FUCKING SUCKS!!!!!!!!
|
||
w0w 768 words
|
||
-----
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"Snails and Snakes! FUN!!!"
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-----
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|
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"People I'm Tired Of" by Jaffo, 03-09-01
|
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|
||
I sat with a couple casual friends from the UP tonight. Five minutes into this,
|
||
I realized that I have lost my last bit of affection for geek culture.
|
||
|
||
I used to write fondly about these guys. I used to be one of them. Now, through
|
||
no fault of their own, they have exceeded my tolerance.
|
||
|
||
Do you talk about computer hardware for fun?
|
||
|
||
Do you reference Star Trek episodes in casual conversation?
|
||
|
||
Do you have long-winded debates about compression schemes?
|
||
|
||
Do you get sexually aroused with a girl admits to playing video games?
|
||
|
||
Do you brag about the new pirated software on your machine?
|
||
|
||
Do you brag about the size of your MP3/DVD collection?
|
||
|
||
Do you quote sexually explicit comedy bits from mp3.com?
|
||
|
||
If you do any of these things, I'm tired of you. I don't hate you. I don't think
|
||
you're stupid. I wish you wealth, happiness, and joy. I'm just tired of you.
|
||
I'm not better than you. I used to be one of you. Every so often, I can slip
|
||
back into the geek mindset and genuinely enjoy a discussion about CD Burners and
|
||
MP3 players. But not tonight.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 5:50 pm Sun Feb 23, 1997 Number : 92 of 142
|
||
From: Psychosomatic Illusion Base : Private Mail
|
||
To : Diamondback Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Re: STEPUP.EXE Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
I'm in FL now, in the machine room at the OSC, waiting for Digital Support to
|
||
call me back.. their VAX is in such unbelieveable shape its hard to imagine.
|
||
Somebody put 64 megs in it one day (bringing it from 16 to 80 megs) but didnt
|
||
bother to configure or even try to tune the vax..so its a 80M machine that
|
||
runs like 16. Heh. So I go in and try to tune the blasted thing (so it will
|
||
stop crashing every weekend from lack of resources..) and that breaks
|
||
disk-shadowing. So whomever set up the shadow sets didnt do that right,
|
||
because the params im adjusting dont affect shadowsets, so they've missed a
|
||
step in the config file somewhere... grr. i dont know enough about their
|
||
shadowing to mess with that, so im waiting for digital to cal...
|
||
|
||
the whole week has been a blur of equipment failures and training errors.
|
||
|
||
but oh well.
|
||
|
||
Like i said in email, you should definately come visit once we get an apt or
|
||
house or something. hopefully tomorrow i'll go hunting for apts. i hate
|
||
doing that. very annoying.
|
||
|
||
guess i'll go hang out on the BBS now, eh... good luck in CHIcago, sounds like
|
||
a fun trip. go for it.
|
||
|
||
hasta la vista
|
||
laksdjslajdf
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
44/50: NO-FUN FUN
|
||
Name: Kp Neato Dee #14 @3
|
||
Date: Sat Mar 04 03:37:59 1995
|
||
|
||
YOU GUYS WATCH STUFF THAT IS NOT FUN OR ENJOYABLE TO WATCH ON YOUR TELEVISION
|
||
RECEIVERS. I HAVE FUN. I WRITE ON MY ARM VERY HARD WITH A PEN AND MAKE IT
|
||
HURT AND PLAY WITH MY TEXAS INSTRUMENTS "LITTLE MAESTRO" WHICH IS A YELLOW
|
||
PLASTIC THING WHICH TALKS IN A PLEASANT VOICE AND PLAYS SONGS AND MAKES PIG
|
||
NOISES! I RECOMMEND MY FUN TO YOU PEOPLES SO AS TO INCREASE YOUR
|
||
ENTERTAINMENT LEVELS. THESE ARE ALL OPTIONS TO CONSIDER.
|
||
|
||
TI SAYS:
|
||
|
||
"HELLO. PRESS A YELLOW KEY."
|
||
|
||
"SONG. PRESS A NOTE A PICK A SONG."
|
||
|
||
"NOW, SING ALONG!"
|
||
|
||
MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
|
||
LITTLE LAMB
|
||
LITTLE LAMB
|
||
MARRY HAD A LITTLE LAMB
|
||
ITS FLEECE WAS WHITE AS SNOW
|
||
|
||
"GOODBYE."
|
||
|
||
I AM NOW INTO COMMUNICATING MY THOUGHTS OUT LOUD TO MYSELF SO THAT I CAN
|
||
INTERPRET THEM AURALLY AND PRACTICE MY GRAMMAR. I UNDERSTAND MANY THINGS
|
||
ABOUT LOGIC STRUCTURES AND SUBATOMIC THEORY BECAUSE I CAN HEAR THE SOOTHING
|
||
SOUNDS OF MY OWN VOICE LECTURE ME ON THESE AND OTHER INTERESTING TOPICS.
|
||
SO IF I HAVE A QUESTION I POSE IT TO MYSELF.
|
||
"KPND, WHAT IS 5+7?"
|
||
|
||
"THE ANSWER YOU SEEK IS 12."
|
||
|
||
"THANK YOU."
|
||
|
||
IT ALWAYS WORKS! TRY IT OUT! NEVER AGAIN WILL YOU BE NOT-KNOWING OF AN
|
||
IMPORTANT FACT.
|
||
|
||
I'M GOING TO TRY AGAIN AND REPORT THE RESULTS TO YOU REAL-TIME HERE NOW:
|
||
|
||
"KPND, WHAT WAS GEORGE WASHINGTON'S MIDDLE NAME?"
|
||
|
||
"PHIL."
|
||
|
||
"THANK YOU."
|
||
|
||
FACTS ARE NO LONGER A PROBLEM TO NEEDLESSLY CONFUSE ME.
|
||
|
||
KPND
|
||
KILT HIM A BAAR WHEN HE WAS ONLY 3
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"The Geekiest Apartment Around" by Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
01.24.2000 01:50:23 PM: If there was ever any doubt before, let there be no
|
||
more. Our apartment is now the geekiest on the block, nay, the geekiest this
|
||
side of Tech. We have a rack cabinet in our den. I spent most of last night
|
||
getting redhat on a little dx80 box that Hal and I built just so I could run
|
||
cmatrix and get that funky-cool green scrolling letters thing going on the box.
|
||
Now I've just got to figure out how to get a multi-headed version running on all
|
||
those old monitors Hal has lying around.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"KNOW New Taxes" by President Bush, the Elder
|
||
|
||
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|
||
;; ) ( Read my lips...KNOW new taxes! )
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: "Mark Macdonald" <mmac@vertex.com>
|
||
To: "Randolph Carter" <r_carter_@hotmail.com>
|
||
Subject: Re: Contact Us Entry
|
||
Date: Tue, 5 Dec 2000 10:20:52 -0600
|
||
|
||
Mr. Carter,
|
||
|
||
Although we do not operate the DefensiveDriver.com business, we do maintain it
|
||
from a technical standpoint. Content issues are handled by the folks at
|
||
DefensiveDriver.com. You can email them at info@defensivedriver.com. However, I
|
||
can answer this question for you since I was intimately involved with the
|
||
writing of this course.
|
||
|
||
On the issue of centrifugal force vs. centripetal force, I cannot argue the fact
|
||
that centrifugal force does not really exist. However, there are two reasons for
|
||
our use of centrifugal rather than centripetal. I'm sure neither of the reasons
|
||
will completely satisfy you, but I do want you to be aware that this has been
|
||
discussed both internally and with the Texas Education Agency (TEA). The first
|
||
reason is that centrifugal force is a commonly used term and is readily
|
||
recognized by the average person. Also, although it is technically incorrect it
|
||
is more easily explained to people who have not had the benefit of higher
|
||
education. Unfortunately, I believe it is still taught in our primary education
|
||
system. The second reason is more important to us as an approved course. It is
|
||
included in the Rules for Driving Safety Courses as required content. We have
|
||
to address it as a physical force that effects driving. The only way to change
|
||
it would be to get the rules changed by the TEA.
|
||
|
||
As for the grammatical mistake, again you are correct. Obviously, it is a simple
|
||
typographical error and we will correct it.
|
||
|
||
Thank you,
|
||
Mark Macdonald
|
||
|
||
|
||
----- Original Message -----
|
||
From: <r_carter_@hotmail.com>
|
||
To: <mmac@vertex.com>; <davemac@vertex.com>
|
||
Sent: Monday, December 04, 2000 11:41 PM
|
||
Subject: Contact Us Entry
|
||
|
||
|
||
> First Name: Randolph
|
||
> Last Name: Carter
|
||
> Street Address: PO Box 16038
|
||
> City, State, Zip: Lubbock, Texas 79490
|
||
> E-mail: r_carter_@hotmail.com
|
||
>
|
||
> Comments:
|
||
> I noticed that you are responsible for DefensiveDriver.com. I apologize
|
||
> if this comment is going to the wrong place. I'd like to point out an
|
||
> error in the site. It mentions the need to take "centrifugal"
|
||
> (center-fearing) force into account when driving on curves. The force
|
||
> that should be taken into account is "centripetal"
|
||
> (center-loving) force. Centripetal force is the force that is responsible
|
||
> for the seeming pull to the edge of the curve during driving.
|
||
> "Centrifugal" force does not exist (see any entry-level college
|
||
> physics textbook). Also, you use improper grammar on the
|
||
> "break" page. It says "stretch you legs." Shouldn't
|
||
> that be "stretch your legs?" I'm glad my $40 is being well
|
||
> spent.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
48/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 5:37 pm Tue Mar 01, 1994
|
||
|
||
It's no wonder the Exalted Lords of the Cosmos refuse to let Earth people into
|
||
their neat tree houses and forts and Secret Clubs and all. Cuz we're stupid
|
||
and smell funny and we evolved from even dumber looking protohuman ape things
|
||
like had hairy butts and fucked in the open and sniffed shit all the time.
|
||
Man. And maybe the Space Lords thought that as our morphology "evolved," so
|
||
would our brains and all, but man, 3 or 4 million yrs. later, we're
|
||
just as stupid, and still obsess about body hair and the size of the shit that
|
||
hangs between our legs and get a chuckle out of (or worse yet, politicize) the
|
||
stuff that we excrete, and AHHHHHHH, geez. It's embarrassing to live on a
|
||
planet that's probably regarded by the space people as sorta the solar
|
||
system's State School.
|
||
|
||
This rant brought to you by the makers of Depends Undergarments.
|
||
Depends-- Because being an adult means never having to leak.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Cubicle Fun"
|
||
|
||
Cut-and-paste this into your word processor and print it out. Hang it in your
|
||
cubicle, to the right of your computer, and damn, that'll be fun.
|
||
|
||
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|
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-----
|
||
|
||
"Tastes Like Suicide" by Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
Ya'll 'scuse me if I've touched the sky and I scorn the earth. I'm bitter,
|
||
depressed and lonely. Not the most complementary human emotions, but I didn't
|
||
choose to feel this way. Fuckin' chemicals in my head decided they wanted to be
|
||
a little unbalanced, and so here I am. Crying in my pillows, blasting my
|
||
eardrums with compressing air waves of electronic genesis.
|
||
Walkawaywalkawaywalkaway. So, do you know what tears taste like? Not the salt
|
||
water droplets that stream out of the eyes. That's base. No. The taste that a
|
||
really evil cry can leave in the back of your throat. It's almost just the salt
|
||
of tears, but it touches into something more. A little sweetness to go with the
|
||
pain-a little something more than yer head leak's au-natural seasoning.
|
||
Firefire. Let it burn. Like mi corazon. Broken heart my ass. Breaks are
|
||
momentary, something to be done with, then set back into place. My heart is
|
||
roasting into dust. Slow Burn. Ash to season the tears. A little charred meat
|
||
with my sweetness. Hmm. Some soul in there too. Heart n' Soul stew. Chew. Chew.
|
||
Grind. Hold your tongue down, breathe the savor. Bury me beneath the Damage and
|
||
the Dust. So how long does this taste last? How much pain can der zunge
|
||
remember? I'm sure it has something to do with how much you scream, `cause I can
|
||
feel it receding with my echoes. I need somebody to shove. So how long has it
|
||
lasted so far? Hard to count. How many tears fell? Does the taste compound by
|
||
the quantity, or is it just the quality of today that really brings it out?
|
||
Quantity or Quality? <20>Volumen o Clase? Head full of lice and a mouth full of
|
||
drink. And I'll never find what I'm not looking for. Ya'll `scuse me if I've
|
||
touched the sky and I scorn the earth.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 6:24 pm Mon Apr 17, 1995 Number : 43 of 46
|
||
From: Captain Harlock Base : [ChiaNet] Internet Help/Discus
|
||
To : Xaviar Refer #: 38
|
||
Subj: KPND Post Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Sent Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Xaviar slithered over to ``Kp Neato Dee`` Nonet #0 @699 and hissed
|
||
|
||
X> STOP YELLING AT EVERYONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
|
||
X>
|
||
X> And try to make sence next time 'k
|
||
|
||
He isn't yelling, except maybe with kozmik voice. He's got something to say, and
|
||
by golly, everybody's gonna hear it.
|
||
|
||
And he DOES make sense. You just simply have to be Enlightened and Illuminated
|
||
to understand the deep thoughts and words of K to da P to da N to da D.
|
||
|
||
Lessee, what would that look like?
|
||
|
||
D
|
||
N
|
||
P
|
||
K
|
||
|
||
Definitely not a formula I would like to compute, but one which may hold the
|
||
sekruts of the YouNiverse itself.
|
||
|
||
--- Renegade v5-31 Exp
|
||
* Origin: The Snake's Den 806.793.3779 just call it, eh? (155:806/3)
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Fri, 26 Nov 1999 08:33:14 -0600
|
||
From: SyntaX <syntax@iglobal.net>
|
||
To: "GwD, Inc." <GwD@GREENY.org>
|
||
Subject: Re: New GwD Files for you, chach.
|
||
|
||
sup licious!
|
||
didn't think i'd ever get tha n3w GwD!
|
||
i can write some phucked up stories if you'd like.
|
||
about exotic tales of lsd and mescaline, mdma and all other horizon expanding
|
||
drugz!#$!
|
||
yay.
|
||
|
||
SyntaX
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"GENOCYDE/GENOCiDE/Genocidal Warez/The Genocide Team/The Genocidal Team Shit"
|
||
[Also soon to be available once more, distributed through GwD...we'll keep you
|
||
posted.]
|
||
|
||
GeNoCiDaL wArEz PrEsEnTs
|
||
ThE gEnOcIdAl WaReZ Ad
|
||
v.03 bY Chilly Con Queso
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
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This is the official demo for Genocidal Warez, Inc. and its proprietors, the
|
||
Genocidal Team. This zip should include:
|
||
|
||
GWAREZAD.EXE - the actual demo
|
||
GWAREZAD.DOC - this file
|
||
FILE_ID.DIZ - file_id.diz (duh)
|
||
EROSION.ANS - ad for EROSiON BBS, the BBS software by the Genocidal Team, be
|
||
on the lookout for it
|
||
|
||
If any of these files are missing, contact Chilly Con Queso on
|
||
Counterintelligence.
|
||
|
||
If you don't like the ad, too bad. Genocidal Warez, and all of its proprietors
|
||
(The Genocidal Team) and affiliates (including, but not limited to Bill and
|
||
Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers' Guild) are hereby exempt fromblame for any
|
||
damage to any system caused by running GWAREZAD.EXE. This file is, in the
|
||
original zip, virus free. If you have any problems with it, sorry.
|
||
|
||
TO RUN GWAREZAD:
|
||
|
||
Change to the directory it is in (example: if the directory is C:\GWAREZ>,then
|
||
at the C:\> prompt, type "cd gwarez". Then, type gwarezad. Like you didn't
|
||
already know that.). Be sure to have your printer on if you press choice #2.
|
||
Thank you for your support.
|
||
|
||
- Chilly Con Queso,
|
||
|
||
GeNoCiDaL wArEz '95
|
||
|
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Genocidal Warez, Inc. is an Affiliate of Bill and Lobo's Hyper-Elite
|
||
Programmers' Guild. Copyright 1995 by Chilly Con Queso and Genocidal Warez,
|
||
Inc. All rights reserved.
|
||
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---
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<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>"
|
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<EFBFBD> Breaking Windows v.01 <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> UNREGISTERED <20>
|
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<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵By The Genocidal Wombat<61><74><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>1
|
||
|
||
-=[ Disclaimer ]=-
|
||
|
||
Neither the author, genocidal warez, nor bill and lobo's hyper-elite
|
||
programmers guild are responsible for any damage this software might cause
|
||
to your system. Any loss of data through program malfunction, virus attack,
|
||
or other such means are not the responsibility of those listed above.
|
||
There is no purposefully malignant code in the original exe. None of the
|
||
parties listed above are responsible for the actions of the user.
|
||
|
||
-=[ What Is Breaking Windows? ]=-
|
||
|
||
Breaking Windows is a simple, yet powerful utility to remove the standard
|
||
security schemes from most school/home/business systems.
|
||
|
||
-=[ Directions ]=-
|
||
|
||
Just run the program from the file manager. Most people are too stupid to
|
||
remove this from an access restricted system. If they have, just use the
|
||
run command in main. If there are any errors, the program will tell you.
|
||
|
||
-=[ Registration ]=-
|
||
|
||
This program gets kind of annyoing if you have to see the shareware nag a lot.
|
||
Registration is $5.00. Contact us if you plan to register at one of our
|
||
sites, or send us some mail.
|
||
|
||
The Genocidal Wombat c/o
|
||
Genocidal Warez
|
||
P.O. Box 53143
|
||
Lubbock, TX 79453
|
||
|
||
If you plan to register, you need to contact us so we can give you a name to
|
||
put on your check, or you can just send well-concealed cash.
|
||
|
||
/---GENOCiDE Distribution Sites---\
|
||
|Counterintelligence ITS.NOT.4YOU|
|
||
|The Slag Heap 806.794.SLAG|
|
||
|Chaos 806.797.7501|
|
||
\---------------------------------/
|
||
|
||
Or e-mail Genocidal Wombat at FLASK@TTACS.TTU.EDU
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> GENOCiDE ۲<><DBB2>
|
||
Genocidal Warez Presents:
|
||
-=< GEncrypt/GDecrypt v.01 >=-
|
||
-[ By Chilly Con Queso ]-
|
||
Encrypt personal text files!
|
||
Encrypt private e-mail!
|
||
|
||
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|
||
<EFBFBD> GEncrypt/GDecrypt v.01 <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD> UNREGISTERED <20>
|
||
<EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>͵By Chilly Con Queso <20> GENOCiDE<44><45><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>1/4
|
||
|
||
-=[ Disclaimer ]=-
|
||
|
||
Neither the author, Genocidal Warez, a division of GENOCiDE, nor Bill and
|
||
Lobo's Hyper-Elite Programmers Guild, or any of our other affiliates, are
|
||
responsible for any damage this software might cause to your system. Any loss
|
||
of data through program malfunction, virus attack, or other such means are not
|
||
the responsibility of those listed above. There is no purposefully malignant
|
||
code in the original exe. None of the parties listed above are responsible for
|
||
the actions of the user.
|
||
|
||
-=[ What Are GEncrypt and GDecrypt? ]=-
|
||
|
||
GEncrypt (pronounced jenn-crypt) is a text file encrypter. It does nothing
|
||
more than put text into a format that is unreadable. GDecrypt puts text files
|
||
back in the original format and makes text readable again.
|
||
|
||
-=[ Directions ]=-
|
||
|
||
Simply run GENCRYPT.EXE from the command line (or File Manager, for you Windows
|
||
users). I am too lazy to figure out how to make the program accept file names
|
||
from the command line, so simply supply the file names the program asks for.
|
||
When the program has encrypted your text, you need to write down your five
|
||
digit decrypt key number. To decrypt, simply run GDECRYPT.EXE and provide the
|
||
file names and the decrypt key number and your text file will return to its
|
||
original state. Do not encrypt or decrypt files onto themselves. You will get
|
||
an error message, and I see no need to try to fix this minor "bug".
|
||
|
||
-=[ Note ]=-
|
||
|
||
DO NOT USE GENCRYPT ON BINARY FILES. It will convert them to text and when
|
||
they are decrypted, they will remain text and will not be usable.
|
||
|
||
-=[ Registration ]=-
|
||
|
||
These programs gets kind of annoying if you have to see the shareware nags a
|
||
lot. Registration is $5.00. Contact us if you plan to register at one of our
|
||
sites, or send us some mail.
|
||
|
||
Chilly Con Queso c/o
|
||
GENOCiDE
|
||
P.O. Box 53143
|
||
Lubbock, TX 79453
|
||
|
||
If you plan to register, you need to contact us so we can give you a name to
|
||
put on your check, or you can just send well-concealed cash.
|
||
|
||
/---GENOCiDE Distribution Sites---\
|
||
|Counterintelligence ITS.NOT.4YOU|
|
||
|The Slag Heap 806.794.SLAG|
|
||
|Chaos 806.797.7501|
|
||
\---------------------------------/
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Disk Bomb" by The Talon
|
||
|
||
The disk bomb is a wonderful way to get back at a person you just can't stand,
|
||
one who constantly asks for games, etc.
|
||
|
||
Materials:1 diskette
|
||
2 blue-tip matches
|
||
Clear nail polish
|
||
|
||
Procedure: Carefully crush the heads of the blue-tip matches (they must be
|
||
blue-tip or this will not work!) into powder.
|
||
|
||
Mix the powder to be sure all of the blue igniting chemical that the matches are
|
||
treated with is mixed in. Spread this powder very thinly on the surface of the
|
||
disk inside the read/write access hole.
|
||
|
||
Carefully pour a very small amount of the nail polish on the powder and spread
|
||
it out on the disk surface in the read/write access oval. Wait about an hour
|
||
for the nail polish to dry. Turn the inside of the disk so that the powder
|
||
mixture is not seen. Give the disk to the intended victim.
|
||
|
||
If this is done properly, within 30 sec of boot-up, the friction caused by the
|
||
spinning diskette will ignite the powdered sulfur. The burning sulfur will then
|
||
ignite the plastic diskette, melting it, causing a great mess inside the
|
||
victim's drive.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 12:46 pm Tue Oct 17, 1995 Number : 63 of 65
|
||
From: Carson Base : The DoD's Dungeon of Delight
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: porno Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Man. I just don't like most porno's. If I wanted to see a big hairy dick
|
||
pumping something, I'd keep my eyes open while fucking my wife. If I'm gonna
|
||
get a porno, it has to be something I've never seen before, like chicks fucking
|
||
appliances, or each other, or food, or at least something vaguely interesting.
|
||
|
||
The woman walks in, sucks man, man fucks her one way, flips her over, cums on
|
||
her butt, and leaves shtick is pretty old.
|
||
|
||
I don't know. I'm just bored with normal sex. You get burned out. I'd rather
|
||
watch alien sex or bestiality, or something different. After a while, all
|
||
boobs, vaginas, etc. begin to look the same.
|
||
|
||
I see people going to titty bars, porno places, etc. and wonder why they aren't
|
||
home nailing their wives if they're so horny.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Super-VGA Cards Are FunFunFunFunFun!!!!!"
|
||
____________________________________ ______________
|
||
|------|------| __ __ __ | ___________ | () |
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | || | | | | | | | | | | ___|
|
||
|------|------| || | | | | | | |____| |____| || D |
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | || |__| |__| |__| ________________ ||| I |
|
||
|------|------| | ________ ______ ______ | ADV476KN50 | ||| P |
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | |TRIDENT | |______| |______| | 1-54BV 8940 | ||| S |
|
||
|------|------| || |TVGA | |______| |______| |________________| |||___|
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | || |8800CS | ________________ ___|
|
||
|------|------| || |11380029| LOW->| /\ SUPER VGA | _________ | |
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | -------- BIOS | \/ (1) ||_________| | 1 |
|
||
|------|------| || ______ J ______ |________________| _________ | 5 |
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | || |______| 2 |______| ________________ |_________| |___|
|
||
|------|------| || ________ ______ | /\ SUPER VGA | ___|
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | |________| |______|| \/ (2) | _________ | |
|
||
|------|------| () HIGH->|________________| |_________| | 9 |
|
||
| 64X4 | 64X4 | ________ _________ _____________ _________ | |
|
||
|______|______|__ |________| |_________| |_____________| |_________| |___|
|
||
| __ TVGA-1623D _ () |
|
||
|LLLLLLLLLLLLLL| |LLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL| |___|
|
||
|
|
||
|
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 7:47 pm Fri Sep 15, 1995 Number : 39 of 51
|
||
From: Zapp Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : Wumpus Refer #: 37
|
||
Subj: Re: wow, wife swapping eh? Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
W> You know, these posts are cool, but could you clarify on who you're talking
|
||
W> about? (Just curious)
|
||
|
||
b0b
|
||
I now pray to b0b at my locker shrine daily.
|
||
People starer in wonder and amazement.
|
||
...and then they beat me up some more.
|
||
|
||
--ZAPP
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [39/51] :
|
||
|
||
Date: 12:13 pm Sat Sep 16, 1995 Number : 41 of 51
|
||
From: Carson Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: b0b Replies: 2
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
There it is again. That BOB person. Who is BOB that we should worship him?
|
||
What is BOB? Someone please tell me where I can find the book of Bob, or any
|
||
other information about this phenomenon.
|
||
|
||
Thanks,
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [41/51] :
|
||
|
||
Date: 10:11 pm Sat Sep 16, 1995 Number : 42 of 51
|
||
From: Wumpus Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : Zapp Refer #: 39
|
||
Subj: Re: wow, wife swapping eh? Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Oh, b0b! Now I remember...gods, you'd think after so many years at Tech I
|
||
would have remembered...
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [42/51] :
|
||
|
||
Date: 10:09 am Mon Sep 18, 1995 Number : 44 of 51
|
||
From: Phlegm Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : Hallucination Refer #: 43
|
||
Subj: Re: b0b Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
C> What is BOB? Someone please tell me where I can find the book of Bob, or an
|
||
H>
|
||
H> Is Harlock in the house?
|
||
|
||
Nope, I guess I'll have to feebly fill in.
|
||
|
||
'b0b' or 'BOB' is short for J.R. "Bob" Dobbs, High Epopt of the Church of the
|
||
SubGenius. If you are not SubG, you are 'normal.' You are 'Pink.' In short,
|
||
you suck.
|
||
|
||
How do you survive rampant eco-hell? You dive into eco-hell head first!
|
||
|
||
Self-help through raising hell!
|
||
|
||
Become a *doktor* of the **FORBIDDEN SCIENCES**.
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [44/51] :
|
||
|
||
Date: 12:55 pm Mon Sep 18, 1995 Number : 45 of 51
|
||
From: Carson Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: b0b Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
How does one become an acolyte of the Church of the Sub-Genious?
|
||
|
||
More information, Please!
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [45/51] :
|
||
|
||
Date: 2:51 pm Mon Sep 18, 1995 Number : 46 of 51
|
||
From: Captain Harlock Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : Carson Refer #: 41
|
||
Subj: 'Bob' Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Carson slithered over to All and hissed the following drivel.....
|
||
|
||
C> There it is again. That BOB person. Who is BOB that we should worship him?
|
||
C> What is BOB? Someone please tell me where I can find the book of Bob, or an
|
||
C> other information about this phenomenon.
|
||
|
||
Nonono, you do not worship 'Bob.' He's just a prophet of what is to come. But
|
||
he can Save you. He can give you Slack that will allow you to deal with
|
||
anything the Conspiracy and the Elder Bankers throw at you.
|
||
|
||
You can get the Official Church Scriptures at Hastings (Book of the Subgenius,
|
||
Revelation X, Three Fisted Tales of Bob, etc), and you can give me a couple of
|
||
bucks, and I'll make you a big ol' Slack-Pack of stuff that I've made and
|
||
collected.
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [46/51] : Q
|
||
|
||
Time Left: [98:59:44] (?=Help)
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen - 8] :/O
|
||
|
||
NO CARRIER
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
To: lobo@greeny.org
|
||
From: "Bob the Master of the World" <bobthemaster@hotmail.com>
|
||
Subject:
|
||
Date: Tue, 7 Apr 1998 00:35:44 -0500
|
||
|
||
Licious,
|
||
|
||
I am disgusted by what I read of Only Tomorrow. How could you change the
|
||
"modern day Messiah" line? That's the best part in the whole thing.
|
||
|
||
And I think because of my work there that I should be given the title "Spanish
|
||
Propagandist", being lower in status to the full-time Propagandists. Also, we
|
||
need to look into the establishment of a GwD inquisition, which would ferret out
|
||
the supporters of Redd amongst the Droogian populace. I would head this as the
|
||
Inquisitor General and receive orders directly from the Spiritual Commandant.
|
||
Also, we must begin to prepare for July 5, 1998, when GwD's control over the
|
||
Earth will be complete (see Only Tomorrow). Once this happens, the minions of
|
||
BOb Limekiller will run rampant and it will only be through the redoubled
|
||
efforts of our Inquisition that they will be stopped from causing random
|
||
mischief.
|
||
|
||
I have spoken.
|
||
|
||
Bib the Master of Smokes (Bob the Master of the World)
|
||
B
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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-----
|
||
|
||
"Bears are FUN! Especially bare bears, mmm-hmm!"
|
||
|
||
_--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_ _--_
|
||
( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( ) ( )~~~( )
|
||
\ / \ / \ / \ /
|
||
( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` ) ( ' _ ` )
|
||
\ / \ / \ / \ /
|
||
.__( `-' ) ( `-' ) ( `-' ) .__( `-' ) ___
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
! !_\ ). ( < !__/ /' ( _/ \___// `----' !
|
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\ \ ! \ \ \ /\ \___/`------' ) \ ______/
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\___/ ) /__/ \--/ \ / \ ._ \ `< `--_____----'
|
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\ / ! `. )- \/ ) ___>-_ \ /-\ \ /
|
||
/ ! / ! ! `. / / `-_ `-/ / ! !
|
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! /__ /___ / /__ \__/ ( \---__/ `-_ / / /__
|
||
(______)____) (______) \__) `-_/ (______)
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Shit from the /<ingdom" by Franken Gibe (He who is called "The Deity" by
|
||
fastjack and Trojan-Man) and Grandmaster Swamp Ratte'
|
||
|
||
FUCK THE INTERNET, I'M GOIN' ANALOG!
|
||
|
||
The /<ingdom of Shit, Elite.
|
||
"We're the beaten up old Nova pulled over on the shoulder of the Information
|
||
Superhighway, hood up and engine smoking, filled with a bunch of glassy-eyed
|
||
losers who can't read a map, and even if they could, couldn't afford the
|
||
gas to get anywhere, and anyway, the Nova's a stick, and no one knows how
|
||
to drive a stick, and the guy who WAS driving is really, really carsick, and
|
||
wandered off into the field beside the highway and is presently hacking up
|
||
his Grand Slam breakfast and 7-11 coffee."
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
T - 02:34:19
|
||
[10] [Matt and Bill's Feeble Fun-Land] :?
|
||
|
||
Things YOU CAN DO in frankie's KiNGDoM of SHiT:
|
||
|
||
[N] Scan ALL OVER for NEW stuff.
|
||
[S] Scan a single SUB-bored.
|
||
[P] Pollute The Kingdom with your own stale/trivial refuse.
|
||
[*] Fabulous places to die.
|
||
[C] Talk to a sympathetic person who loathes you.
|
||
[F] Spew your hate at me.
|
||
[E] Spew hate at others.
|
||
|
||
[V] Your vote counts in a kingdom of shit.
|
||
[M] Read your mail, regret you're alive.
|
||
[Y] Discover how puny and pathetic you are.
|
||
[U] Discover others punier and more pathetic than you.
|
||
[G] Files that make you say "Gee!"
|
||
[X] Turn off this cock suck of a menu.
|
||
[T] TRANSFERZ! RAD WAREZ! DIGITAL BULLSHIT!
|
||
|
||
[O] End it all.
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
The /<ingdom of Mystery's 1994 Prognostications!
|
||
------------------------------------------------
|
||
Zion's dream of indoor plumbing will become a REALITY!
|
||
Lobo will be afflicted by EXPIRED dairy products!
|
||
Ratt Fink and SOMEONE SPECIAL will exchange monster truck trading cards.
|
||
Zippy will convince himself and others that canned tuna is a recreational drug!
|
||
Swamp Ratte' will find something ABSOLUTELY UNEXPECTED in his pocket!
|
||
Shan Winter will short-sheet HER OWN bed!
|
||
Zen and Genaerik will feel a NUMB, TINGLING sensation for 4 minutes,
|
||
beginning at 3:19 pm on April 13th.
|
||
G.A. Matt WILL NOT REMEMBER where he left something.
|
||
Susan will discover she has SOMETHING IN COMMON with a certain supporting
|
||
actor on a certain FOX primetime sitcom.
|
||
Fastmike will become UNCOMFORTABLE with the IDEA of simulated-wood
|
||
veneers.
|
||
Trojas will cultivate an appetite for ANYTHING-and-Spam.
|
||
|
||
The /<ingdom of Mystery reminds you that the future is NOT YOURS TO
|
||
CONTROL, so just relax, and accept the inevitability of your
|
||
separate, absurd destinies.
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
At HoHoCon a couple years back, some dorkballs claimed to be hackin'
|
||
into forbidden cyberspace, rooting around for info on UFO's. Fuck those weiner
|
||
dogs. Okay, so hacking and systems' intrusion isn't really a strong suit among
|
||
us /<osers; so what? Just cuz we're parochial incompetents doesn't mean we
|
||
can't TRY to discover the mysteries of the unknown encrypted in this digital
|
||
disneyland.
|
||
|
||
So, how about those of us who give a shit about UFOlogy-- and really, about
|
||
the paranormal in general-- try to figure stuff out. Consider /<os a rolling
|
||
colloquium on high weirdness and the really far out. Anyone with any sorts of
|
||
hacking skills ought to email me, and we'll discuss our options. People with
|
||
relavant files ought to upload 'em. Maybe everyone'll find a little relief
|
||
from that nagging existential bellyache by focusing on the external and
|
||
transcendent for a change.
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
47/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 12:41 am Sat Dec 24, 1994
|
||
|
||
hm. i just dug through my desk and found an old modem that i thought was dead
|
||
and buried, but it seems to be working, for now... aye.
|
||
|
||
so...HEY! if you managed to get online, Congratulations!
|
||
|
||
okay, so the Newest Thing is BBS Chic. I mean, with all this retromania, isn't
|
||
it time BBS's got a little attention? Calling bbs's is "k-rad," after all.
|
||
There's lots of "ANARCHY" online, and there're always "Phun Tymez" waiting on
|
||
the "WARBOARD!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
|
||
|
||
REAGAN SUCKS!
|
||
FUCK QADDAFI!
|
||
So, you think you're ELEET? HAH! You're not ELEET.
|
||
|
||
Running on 32k of COMPUTING POWER... between the hours of 9pm and 6am... on
|
||
Dad's Commodore 64 in the basement... it's the most ELITE board on the high
|
||
plains... it's /<.O.S. Underground Elite!!!
|
||
|
||
*
|
||
|
||
50/50: MY NEWEST BRILLIANT IDEA
|
||
Name: Swamp Ratte #5
|
||
Date: 9:21 am Sun Jan 15, 1995
|
||
|
||
OK, IT'S LIKE THIS: THIS BOARD IS IN NEED OF A **WARBOARD**.
|
||
LIKE GIBE SAID IN HIS POST, "BIG PHUN TYMES TO BE HAD ON THE WARBOARD!"
|
||
EXCEPT, IRONICALLY ENOUGH, THERE _ISN'T_ A WARBOARD.
|
||
|
||
ON SAID PROPOSED WARBOARD, PEOPLE WOULD HURL PETTY INSULTS AT EACH OTHER AND
|
||
CAUSE LONG-LASTING EMOTIONAL DAMAGE. IT WILL SUCK IN MANY, MANY WAYS.
|
||
|
||
HOP TO
|
||
|
||
*
|
||
|
||
HEY HEY HEY aLL y0U r0dEnTzzz!!!!!!
|
||
|
||
y0U'vE eNteReD tHe
|
||
___ ______
|
||
:*: /*/ / * \ / *__* \
|
||
:*: /*/ /*/ \*\ / */ \* \
|
||
:*: /*/ :*: :*: / */ ~~~
|
||
:*: /*/ :*: :*: \ *\_____
|
||
:*:/*/ :*: :*: \ * * * \
|
||
:*/*/ :*: :*: ~~~~~\* \
|
||
:*:\*\ :*: :*: ___ / */
|
||
:*: \*\ :*: :*: \* \__/ */
|
||
:*: \*\ :*: :*: \ * * /
|
||
:*: \*\ \*\ /*/ ~~~~~~
|
||
:*: \*\ \ * / E L E E T.
|
||
~~~
|
||
|
||
120012001200120012001200120012001200120012001200
|
||
|
||
1200 baud of PURE 'PUTER POWER
|
||
- Over 32k of file space -
|
||
Headquarters of Elite Leeches & Troublemakers (ELeeT)
|
||
|
||
ANARCHY!ANARCHY!ANARCHY!ANARCHY!ANARCHY!ANARCHY!
|
||
|
||
Sysop: Thee HaCKeR
|
||
Cosysop: The Kil0byte NINJA
|
||
|
||
NO R0dEntZZ! N0 FeDs! THIS B0ARD IS F0R ELITE USERS 0NLY!
|
||
|
||
*
|
||
|
||
50/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 12:16 pm Sun Dec 25, 1994
|
||
|
||
Hey Koserz, CHECK IT OWWWWWWWW-TAH!
|
||
|
||
The /<os 806-ELEET wants YOUR SUBMISSION(S)! Upload your favorite or
|
||
not-so-favorite Old School File. Since We'Re G0InG T0taLlY RetRRR-0, i
|
||
thought it'd be swell if the gfile section were FILLED TO BURSTING with the
|
||
smarmiest, gr00viest, funfantabulest dumbass gfiles files. Anything dealing
|
||
with Important Issues like ANARCHY!, HOW TO BE A R0DENT/ELiTE, um, old LOD
|
||
files, old cDc files-- anything STUPID and COOL, would be welcome. Kev, got
|
||
some suggestions? THEN LOAD 'EM UP, C0WB0Y! The first 20 cDc files oughtta be
|
||
in there. Maybe i could give you a FL0PPY DISK, and leech some from Drew.
|
||
|
||
Anyhow, maybe 1200 bps is a deterrent to uploading. BUT IT WASN'T IN 1984, YOU
|
||
LAZY RODENTS! Gitt bizzee!
|
||
|
||
TheE eLeeT mIcR0-Ninja
|
||
-ELEET-806
|
||
|
||
(is this getting annoying or what? hah. and it hasn't even STARTED yet)
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
Rumor has it that the feds, who've been secretly monitoring /<os for YEARS
|
||
now, finally have enough evidence to nab EVERYONE OF US on charges of Bein'
|
||
Goofy Too Much and Wanting to Fuck EVERYTHING that Begins With the Letter 'R'.
|
||
I, for one, plead Guilt as Charged, yer honor. Mmmph.
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
Timmy took the dare. As his young friends gaped in astonishment, he
|
||
finished off his TENTH bowl of SuperFiberBran cereal. No one-- not even
|
||
lab mice-- had ever defied the principles of dietary fiber with such
|
||
fierceness, such flair.
|
||
|
||
It was only a matter of moments. The wide stripe of Timmy's victory grin
|
||
twisted into a confused grimace. A rumbling like a hundred thousand wild
|
||
hoof-falls choked the morning calm. Timmy's face flushed red, his eyes
|
||
bulged, and with a Mighty "fffffrrrppppthhhtpt!", the young lad's
|
||
bowels wrenched asunder, spewing half-digested chunks of SuperFiberBran
|
||
geyserlike at friends and family.
|
||
|
||
Timmy's BBS?
|
||
/<ingdom of Shit, of course.
|
||
806/794-1842.
|
||
"The only limit is the size of your colon."
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
I'm sick of Big Concepts. I'm sick of Cleverness. I'm sick of arrogant
|
||
manifestoes that declare a New Age, one constructed outta alot of the
|
||
bits and pieces left over from the old age. I'm sick of mainstream
|
||
bullshit innundating so-called subculture, sick of seeing the same old
|
||
prejudices and banalities and castes and hierarchies infecting Outsider
|
||
Society. I'm sick of Outsider society, with it's rules and styles and
|
||
stupidity. I'm sick of wanting things for myself than I despise other
|
||
people for wanting-- like fame, or money, or sex. I'm sick of getting
|
||
angry cuz i can't convince anyone of anything. I'm sick of being
|
||
ineffectual. I'm sick of whining cuz i'm inactive and uninvolved. I'm
|
||
|
||
Here's a concept.
|
||
|
||
In a silent basement in the land-locked bowels of America there's an
|
||
anonymous little pc that hums away lightless hours. It calls itself the
|
||
kingdom of shit. It's where loneliness comes from.
|
||
|
||
It's run at 1200 baud, a sad, archaic speed. It's few users stumble
|
||
dully through vacant, dusty subboards, groping in the halflight of their
|
||
vdt's, tacking up terse requests for contact. Everyone wants to know
|
||
where anyone is. The pc's cpu silently calculates its billion loneliness
|
||
algorithms every second, and the bbs's data base fills with digitized
|
||
confusion, and disorientation, and loneliness. Everything comes from
|
||
somewhere. This is where loneliness enters the cybernet.
|
||
|
||
The kingdom of shit may be vast, a storehouse of unused megs, like
|
||
great, cyber-warehouses lit by flickering flourescent tubes; miles and
|
||
miles of empty warehouse space. Or maybe not. The sysop's never
|
||
available. Rumor has it he died years back. The bbs seldom crashes, and
|
||
it's revival is mysterious and abrupt when it does. They say the line (a
|
||
number somewhere in the texas plains) is sometimes busy for days, but
|
||
when a caller finally gets through, there's no appreciable difference.
|
||
No posts. A list of previous callers who never leave a word, a reason or
|
||
intention or hope or fear for their calls. There's no xfers... nothing
|
||
to attract the somber legions of wares pirates. Just those creaky old
|
||
sub-boards, and a few hopelessly out of date messages from lost users,
|
||
callers from years back, set adrift like messages in a bottle, adrift on
|
||
a digital ocean. They say loneliness comes from here. That the bbs
|
||
phones thousands of systems a year, inserting viruses, or subtly
|
||
manipulating machine code. Seeding the cyberplains with loneliness. The
|
||
kingdom of shit is like a Johnny Appleseed of despair, mindless, it's
|
||
coded instructions mirthlessly and mysteriously executed. It's
|
||
intentions are unclear, a matter of conjecture. And who conjectures?
|
||
Only a few. Some of the zombies who wander the empty Kingdom's halls. A
|
||
few old men who've thought deeply and alone about Conditions and their
|
||
Meanings. Maybe a hebephrenic or two, wandering the midsummer, midnight
|
||
streets in the great cities of America, murmuring the word 'alone,' or
|
||
challenging passing cars with a fearful growl: "Kingdom of shit!"
|
||
|
||
***
|
||
|
||
Log Off?
|
||
|
||
Scabie, Official Mascot of the Where's Leif? Society says "WHERE IS THAT GIRLIE
|
||
BOY? I WANNA FUCK HIM UP THE ASS!"
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: "Jaffo" <jaffo4@yahoo.com>
|
||
To: <gwd@geocities.com>
|
||
Subject: Oh man
|
||
Date: Tue, 5 May 1998 02:55:36 -0500
|
||
|
||
I finally looked at the photo album.
|
||
|
||
I think I'm gonna cry.
|
||
|
||
I miss you guys a lot. <G>
|
||
|
||
Jaffo
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Proposal: The Effect of Family and Friends on Bulimia and Anorexia"
|
||
by Diamondback
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
the repercussions from anorexia and bulimia can be as severe as
|
||
death.
|
||
|
||
Based on the research I have conducted thusfar, it is clear
|
||
that there are solutions to avoiding this tragedy. While family and
|
||
friends can often times unwillingly be one of the causes, they also
|
||
hold the power save those who have fallen into the traps of anorexia
|
||
and bulimia. Parents can take heed of any warning signs that their
|
||
daughter might be in danger. Also, parents can actively remind their
|
||
children that they do not need to lose weight to win family approval.
|
||
Friends can also aid in recovery, because they can provide peer
|
||
acceptance without the pressures of "looking thin" as well as
|
||
understanding and supporting those who suffer from anorexia and
|
||
bulimia in their time of need. It is my belief, based on my current
|
||
level of research, that family and friends can be major benefactors
|
||
to the recovery process of those who struggle against anorexia and
|
||
bulimia.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Commodore Logo" Because It's There
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
dHHHAHHHHHHHU
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
VHHHHHHHHHHHA
|
||
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|
||
"^YHHHHHHU
|
||
|
||
you know, i'd gleefully destroy all of my pirated microsoft stuff for one more
|
||
day with speedscript 2.0 <sniff>. okay, maybe not. and that piracy thing? i
|
||
was just kidding.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
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Date: 9:33 pm Wed Oct 25, 1995 Number : 38 of 50
|
||
From: Zapp Base : 007 was a w@r3z d00d
|
||
To : Phlegm Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Re: HI Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
P> Well, if'n you're like most of the rest of the human race, there will be
|
||
P> lots of small indicators installed throughout your body cavity. Road
|
||
|
||
Actually, no. Due to budget cuts and lack of sleep, all of my major bodily
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
message:
|
||
|
||
If you would like to access the thought and nerve control centers, press 1.
|
||
If you want to see muscles, bone, or skin, press two.
|
||
For information on the bloodstream, press 3.
|
||
To try and make ZAPP pee, press four.
|
||
|
||
Something like that...
|
||
Hey... ZAPP pee... ZAPPy... Happy... yow.
|
||
|
||
--ZAPP
|
||
|
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-----
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
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-----
|
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|
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Date: Sat, 13 Jun 1998 13:31:04 -0400 (EDT)
|
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From: mogel <dto@Op.Net>
|
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To: "GwD, Inc." <gwd@geocities.com>
|
||
Subject: Re: GwD is FIVE. FYM.
|
||
|
||
hey lobo. i won't be able to make it to the party, but please give my
|
||
regards. [The "party" mentioned in some of this stuff is/was GwaDFest98 -Ed.]
|
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i'm in illinois right now and getting someone to drive to texas or whatnot is
|
||
pretty unthinkable. at any rate, Dummercon 4 is on july 25th (information is
|
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going out this weekend to the dto mailing list. are you on that?) in illinois
|
||
and i should be around town to help make things go smoothly. we're planning
|
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this year a lot more!
|
||
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anyway, congrats on turning 5. now RELEASE MORE STUFF.
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= mogel / the hippest man alive today / dto@op.net =
|
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= yes, ok. yes, ok. yes, ok. yes, ok. are you ok? =
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: Neeperando@aol.com
|
||
Date: Sat, 13 Jun 1998 22:41:48 EDT
|
||
To: gwd@geocities.com
|
||
Subject: Re: GwD is FIVE. FYM.
|
||
|
||
Why the FUCK would I want to go to a party for your weak-ass CULT, that can't
|
||
even brainwash a no-willpower MORON like me? You're so PATHETIC that I don't
|
||
even want to THINK about it anymore.
|
||
|
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-----
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50/50: okay.....Name: Longshot #438
|
||
Date: Thu Dec 01 17:22:24 1994
|
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RE: well...BY: Diamondback #405
|
||
|
||
since you asked, and I'm feeling generous, and it doesn't look like I'll be
|
||
seeing ya anytime soon to show it in person, here's the famous Flaming Dairy
|
||
Creamer trick...take a normal restaurant-size pack of creamer (Taco Bell creamer
|
||
works _real_ good) and open it....hold it about a foot or so over your head and
|
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away from your body. Hold a lighter positioned directly underneath at about
|
||
mid-chest level (Zippos work good because you don't have to try and light them,
|
||
you can start with them lit)...sprinkle the creamer so that it makes a cloud
|
||
(It's really fine, so this shouldn't be too hard). When the cloud touches the
|
||
flame from the lighter....
|
||
>FWOOSH< Firecloud! Don't try this in the restaurant unless you're willing to
|
||
get banned for life.....although the look on waitresses' faces is unforgettable.
|
||
|
||
and remember...I didn't tell you how to do this...you figured it out on your
|
||
own...and nothing can be traced back to me.
|
||
Yupyup
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Wit" by Mohawk Dave
|
||
|
||
1) halloween is so beautiful....lotsa teenage girls dressed up like
|
||
dominatrixes. the only downside is you gotta be extra careful to check their
|
||
gender.
|
||
|
||
2) my eyes itch like a witch's tit. I'm gonna go drip lubricants into them.
|
||
|
||
3) it's better to just be a good samaritan and give the porn to poor kids who
|
||
can't afford their own.
|
||
|
||
4) You are like so many cattle led by a blind man.
|
||
|
||
5) i've got naked girls, and you're not getting any!
|
||
|
||
6) i've not been using irc much anymore because i decided everyone I met there
|
||
SUCKS ASS.
|
||
|
||
7) so basically, you just spend all day looking at old lady porno?
|
||
|
||
8) i hate mp3. it makes my crash cymbals sound all swimmy in the high
|
||
frequencies.
|
||
|
||
&
|
||
|
||
"Portrait of Mohawk Dave" by Kaptain Kilobyte [?]
|
||
|
||
|
|
||
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|
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|
|
||
/|\
|
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M o h a w k
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* D D *
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||
* \____ *|
|
||
********* | |
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||
| @ |
|
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_______|_______ >>|>
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/ | || |( ) |
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|
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|
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\"""" __=| |=__ """"/
|
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~~~~~~~~ ~~~~~~~~
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Sat, 13 Jun 1998 22:11:51 -0500
|
||
To: "GwD, Inc." <gwd@geocities.com>
|
||
From: Yancey Slide <yance@greeny.org>
|
||
Subject: Re: GwD is FIVE. FYM.
|
||
|
||
What happened on the tenth, and why the hell wasn't I there?
|
||
|
||
ys
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Mon, 27 Aug 56 13:49:43 0000
|
||
From: Dan Sroka <sroka@angelfire.com>
|
||
To: editor@GREENY.org
|
||
Subject: Doink Hole Bong
|
||
|
||
Did Kim Mo Bong give it to Bo Kim Hole or did Bo Kim Hole give it to Ho Joe
|
||
Doink or was it Bong to Doink, Hole to Bong, Doink to Hole..... oh God, it gets
|
||
hard to follow after awhile. Lets just say these three were messing around in
|
||
ways they should not have been and now they're in a world of trouble!
|
||
See for yourself.......
|
||
|
||
http://www.pitt.edu/~dasst14/ss6.html
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"grrr. angst. html." - by His Liciousness
|
||
|
||
today in cs lab, i wrote a program called "angst" that just wrote "angst" a
|
||
whole lot in funky colors and alternated between caps and lowercase randomly.
|
||
then, i turned it into a GwD add, cuz that's what i do. i try to make light of
|
||
my situations by replacing 'angst' with 'GR33NY lik3s mash3d p0tat03s', which,
|
||
coincidentally is one of the quotes on the GwD web page.
|
||
|
||
grrr. angst. html.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Thu, 9 Mar 1995 07:17:42 -0600
|
||
From: Mendosan@aol.com (by way of marsha-w@uiuc.edu (Marsha-W))
|
||
To: cpsr-glob
|
||
Subject: Fwd: Cracking Down in Hong Kong (@)
|
||
Message-ID: <ab845ad76a021004172c@[128.174.91.166]>
|
||
|
||
---------------------
|
||
Forwarded message:
|
||
From: EarleJones@AOL.COM
|
||
Sender: owner-efj@twics.com
|
||
Reply-to: efj@twics.com
|
||
To: efj@twics.com
|
||
Date: 95-03-08 17:06:21 EST
|
||
|
||
Please distribute this freely. Thanks.
|
||
|
||
========================================================
|
||
STATEMENT CONCERNING POLICE ACTION ON INTERNET PROVIDERS
|
||
========================================================
|
||
|
||
PLEASE DISTRIBUTE FREELY
|
||
|
||
The Hong Kong Government has once again exposed itself and the territory's
|
||
reputation to international ridicule with Friday's raids against and
|
||
shut-down of seven Internet suppliers.
|
||
|
||
The raids not only severed links to the Internet and international E-mail for
|
||
up to 10,000 companies and individuals without warning, but they also
|
||
indicate a complete breakdown in communication between two government
|
||
departments, the Police Commercial Crime Bureau (CCB) and the Office of the
|
||
Telecommunications Authority (OFTA).
|
||
|
||
In this regard the following points must be raised and will be discussed at a
|
||
press conference and open forum on Monday March 6. This event is planned to
|
||
be held at the Foreign Correspondents Club at 3PM, however this venue has yet
|
||
to be confirmed. Confirmation of venue and time can be obtained by calling
|
||
(852) 2866-6018 on Monday morning.
|
||
|
||
- The raids were carried out by the computer crime division of the CCB
|
||
accompanied by officials from OFTA for unlicensed provision of
|
||
telecommunications services by the seven companies.
|
||
|
||
- OFTA, as the governing body in such cases, had been carrying out its own
|
||
investigation into the same issues and had already entered into discussions
|
||
with all the affected providers.
|
||
|
||
- OFTA has issued a statement saying that it had not initiated the raids and
|
||
was only providing technical support. It also says the raids were a result of
|
||
a police investigation into "commercial crimes involving computer hacking."
|
||
|
||
- No mention of computer hacking has ever been made by police either in their
|
||
search warrants, charges or subsequent statements to the press.
|
||
|
||
- Eight people were arrested during the raids and detained for questioning on
|
||
issues related to providing a telecommunications service without a license.
|
||
|
||
- Never was any supplier warned that they would be raided and charged with an
|
||
offense.
|
||
|
||
- Despite working together it seems that OFTA and the police never actually
|
||
talked about the two coinciding investigations. In any case OFTA has
|
||
wrongly, and possibly purposely, led the providers into believing they
|
||
were on firm ground, knowing full well that a raid was imminent.
|
||
|
||
- OFTA in a letter dated January 19 asked all providers for details of their
|
||
services and equipment. The letter said that after the investigation was
|
||
complete OFTA would advise the companies on licensing requirements and
|
||
procedures.
|
||
|
||
- OFTA had verbally told some providers that their services were not in
|
||
danger until the investigation was complete, although it would be
|
||
advisable for them to apply for a Public Non-Exclusive Telecommunications
|
||
Service (PNETS) license.
|
||
|
||
- OFTA has been quoted in the press as admitting to "grey areas" in the
|
||
telecommunications ordinance, particularly in regards to PNETS.
|
||
|
||
- The raids stem from a complaint from "an international telecommunications
|
||
supplier" according to a police source. This would therefore point to
|
||
either Hong Kong Telecom or the only surviving Internet supplier, Supernet.
|
||
The later of which has publicly stated that it would use OFTA to battle price
|
||
cutting moves by its unlicensed competitors.
|
||
|
||
- Why was the CCB involved in a simple HK$700 licensing issue on the same
|
||
level as illegal hawking? Who is really behind this operation?
|
||
|
||
- What does this signal for the future of freedom of information and freedom
|
||
of speech in Hong Kong?
|
||
|
||
- What does this do to Hong Kong's International business reputation
|
||
regarding competition and free trade?
|
||
|
||
- What effect will this have on the literally hundreds of local Bulletin
|
||
Board Systems (BBS) who also provide various forms of telecommunication
|
||
services? Such services include Email, which was specifically pointed out by
|
||
C.L. Ng of OFTA as illegal without a license on Friday afternoon at the site
|
||
of one of the affected providers. Why were these and many commercial firms
|
||
operating similar services not raided?
|
||
|
||
Monday's event will be hosted by one of the affected providers, Asia On-Line
|
||
Ltd. Guest representing a cross section of the public and private sector will
|
||
be invited to take part as will individuals now facing criminal charges over
|
||
this issue.
|
||
|
||
Confirmation of venue and time can be obtained by calling (852) 2866-6018 on
|
||
Monday morning.
|
||
|
||
Please distribute this message freely.
|
||
|
||
Name: YEUNG Po-kei, Percy
|
||
Territory: Tai Po, New Territories, HONG KONG
|
||
Bulletin Board: (852)2658-9716 - SuperBoard BBS III
|
||
InterNet EMail: percy@hk.super.net, percy@asiaonline.net
|
||
Facsimile: (852)2602-6814 Telex: 51666 KCRC HX
|
||
|
||
@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@
|
||
[End: "Hong-Kong-Network-Bust" 9 1995]
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
"Fun Dragon!"
|
||
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Thu, 28 Dec 2000 13:46:46 -0600
|
||
From: BMC <thebmc@textfiles.com>
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
Subject: The Current Text Scene
|
||
|
||
Dear _blank_,
|
||
|
||
I am sending this seemingly non-form letter to you and _blank_ publication on
|
||
behalf of myself and The Current Text Scene <http://scene.textfiles.com>.
|
||
The purpose of this email is approximately twenty-fold, but I will just mention
|
||
the key points for clarity.
|
||
|
||
1) I'm the new webmaster for The Current Text Scene, so hello, _blank_. I'm
|
||
looking forward to learning more about all of the zines involved in the Text
|
||
Scene, so hopefully we will get a chance to chat it up sometime soon.
|
||
|
||
2) [omitted due to excessive profanity]
|
||
|
||
3) when you have releases that you want listed on the site you should send them
|
||
to bmc@textfiles.com instead of the address that you were previously sending
|
||
them to.
|
||
|
||
I look forward to hearing from you soon.
|
||
|
||
Peace!
|
||
BMC
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
49/50: .
|
||
Name: Franken Gibe #1
|
||
Date: 8:04 pm Tue May 17, 1994
|
||
|
||
I like the way i smell, pretty much. My fragrance? The Perfume of the Doomed,
|
||
that sweet bouquet of decay that reminds me, now and then, that someday i'll
|
||
be intimate with worms. I smell like a box full of gamey flesh, but that's
|
||
okay. Hugs, anyone?
|
||
|
||
---
|
||
|
||
If you can read this, YOU'RE WASTING YOUR TIME!#@$$@~!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Tue, 11 Aug 1998 18:28:19 -0400
|
||
From: "Yes, Okay" <okay@netineti.net>
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
Subject: hey there!
|
||
|
||
I just checked out the Greeny site. It looks really great.
|
||
|
||
DTO died in the beginning of this summer, due to personality conflicts, and
|
||
arguments about the direction of the 'zine, and also the fact that many of us
|
||
just stopped caring. Regardless, three new e'zines have sprung up out of dto.
|
||
info on these can be found at www.dto.net, however, I'm helping Trilobyte run a
|
||
new one "Neti, Neti" (www.netineti.net) which is primarily a humor e'zine. Go
|
||
us. Anyway, it's good to see GWD still alive and well. I'm gonna add the gwd
|
||
site to my e'zine links page, of my homepage (www.netineti.net/okay/)...
|
||
|
||
Cheers, you bastard!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Hot Girls in Panties" by Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
06.17.2000 02:39:14 PM: I've just seen the best marketing technique ever. Hot
|
||
Girls in Panties. It's an incredible draw, Fuschnaps and I were powerless to
|
||
resist it and were forced to go look at CDWarehouse's over-priced DVDs. They
|
||
just stood on the sidewalk and bounced around. There were also some gay guys to
|
||
attract the ladies (women love gay guys) .. Very effective. 'schnaps and I
|
||
discussed whether they might be a traveling marketing team. Wandering from city
|
||
to city, Hot Girls in Panties (with gay guys), bringing pizza and customers to
|
||
any establishment that needs them. Traffic Jams and Ogling for all!
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
Date: 1:14 am Fri Aug 25, 1995 Number : 51 of 51
|
||
From: Flingy Base : Is this gonna require effort?
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Chicken or egg Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Ummm, like, is this philosophy or something? Cuz I don't know whether or not
|
||
God sez so, but a cold pepsi and a tuna fish sandwich is pretty damn good...
|
||
"... And almighty Jehovah, King of Jews, Sword of Righteous Vengeance, DID
|
||
Decree that canned carbonated corn syrup was good, and from that day on, it
|
||
was so, sayeth the Lord"
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Scan Sub : Illegalities and Immoralities
|
||
49/50: Okay, folks.......
|
||
Name: Longshot #438
|
||
Date: Wed Aug 17 11:41:40 1994
|
||
|
||
this seems like the best place to post this, so here goes......
|
||
|
||
Lubbock's very own cDc Publications was featured today on Geraldo (actually,
|
||
Geraldo is still on). He's talking about "Computer Vice". They had some greasy
|
||
goober on there that said he caught the occult group behind all sorts of shit,
|
||
which was then revealed to be described in a cDc file (probably available
|
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here). They then went on to talk about another couple of cDc files, and lots
|
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of other crap. If they give a number we can call to heckle them, I'll be sure
|
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and call back to post it. Basically, they're saying that everyone who uses a
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modem is a child pornographer who kills people and sells snuff films on the
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side (first crack stone free with every purchase). It is to laugh.
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Sub: Illegalities and Immoralities
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Read: (1-50), Message # 49, (c/r)= Next Msg ?:
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50/50: saw it...twice even
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Name: Kaptain Kilobyte #6
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Date: Wed Aug 17 12:06:33 1994
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RE: Okay, folks.......
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BY: Longshot #438
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cause I missed it on KJTV so by the magic of cable got to see it (and tape it)
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again on WGN....and it was indeed another media sex circus, one bozo even
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mentioned that Dahlmer had a computer and modem (whoopee) and was part of some
|
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serial killer network..geez..
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oh the number to call, and it only costs a buck, 1-900-SPEAKUP
|
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|
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|
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Date: Tue, 08 May 2001 00:32:50 -0500
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From: Bob the Master of the World <bobthemaster@hotmail.com>
|
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Subject: [chaoslan] Flame War: Buttworm vs. Motherfucker X
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To: chaoslan@listbot.com
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|
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ChaosLAN - http://chaos.greeny.org/~chaoslan
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I hereby declare a flame war against Breed X.
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|
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For those not "in the know," the way the "war" is conducted is fairly
|
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straightforward: one person, typically an arrogant, idiotic newbie, hurls inane
|
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and witless insults at another person, typically an experienced and esteemed
|
||
member of the online community, in a usually futile attempt to gain status in
|
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that community. I was one of the few exceptions: in my wars, I was able to
|
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successfully dispatch impotent dinosaurs like "Snowcrash" and "Ratt Fink" to
|
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assume a hegemony over the rest of the BBS community in Lubbock, Texas.
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In an effort to respect the tradition, I will assume the status of newbie by
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reprising my Newbiean, ultra-violent persona of Buttworm. Also, I will overuse
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capitals and expletives, standard literary devices of Newbiean literature:
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|
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"BREED X, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. WHAT KIND OF STUPID FUCKING NAME IS
|
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THAT SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN MEAN? DOES IT MEAN YOU FUCK YOUR MOM?
|
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IT PROBABLY DOES, YOU SICK FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU GOING TO DO? YOU WANNA
|
||
KICK MY ASS, YOU SISSY FUCK? YOU WANNA STICK YOUR ENGORGED COCK INTO MY TINY,
|
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PUCKERED ASSHOLE? YOU PROBABLY DO, YOU SICK FUCK."
|
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"I'LL FUCK YOU WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING EARS, YOU GAY BITCH."
|
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-----Buttworm
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God, I miss Chaos.
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|
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Git. (Imagine a giant, crude graphic of a green and brown frog).
|
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<g>
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Date: Tue, 08 May 2001 19:01:53 -0500
|
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From: Breed_x <breedx@GREENY.org>
|
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Subject: Re: [chaoslan] Flame War: Buttworm vs. Motherfucker X
|
||
To: ChaosLAN <chaoslan@listbot.com>
|
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Organization: The Infiltration Lab
|
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|
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|
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> "BREED X, YOU ARE A MOTHERFUCKING BITCH. WHAT KIND OF STUPID FUCKING
|
||
> NAME IS THAT SHIT? WHAT THE FUCK DOES IT EVEN MEAN? DOES IT MEAN YOU
|
||
> FUCK YOUR MOM? IT PROBABLY DOES, YOU SICK FUCK. WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU
|
||
> GOING TO DO? YOU WANNA KICK MY ASS, YOU SISSY FUCK? YOU WANNA STICK
|
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> YOUR ENGORGED COCK INTO MY TINY, PUCKERED ASSHOLE? YOU PROBABLY DO, YOU
|
||
> SICK FUCK."
|
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>
|
||
> "I'LL FUCK YOU WITH MY MOTHERFUCKING EARS, YOU GAY BITCH."
|
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> -----Buttworm
|
||
|
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True to internet flame wars, I'll don the persona of "Aged Elite UberGeek" and
|
||
give a traditional response:
|
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|
||
"Re: Motherf*cker X
|
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Buttworm:
|
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|
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Your IQ is showing. For example, what evidence do you have that I am 'A
|
||
MOTHERFUCING BITCH'? None. Were you actually looking for some kind of
|
||
intelligent response, or were you simply typing because you were born with
|
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fingers? Please allow me give you some friendly advice. First, please use the
|
||
'Caps Lock' key to turn off uppercase letters. It is usually located below Tab
|
||
and above left Shift. Typing in all caps simply annoys people and again shows
|
||
your ignorance. Next, you should really read the list and get to know me before
|
||
simply lashing out and attacking me. It is readily apparent that you are new to
|
||
this list. If you would have spent some time to read some of my previous
|
||
messages, you would have learned that I am not homosexual: I have a wife and
|
||
17 kids to prove it. In fact, your twisted little email is littered with
|
||
references to the buttocks (including your handle) and gay sexual acts...perhaps
|
||
you should take a good hard look at your own life before blindly accusing
|
||
somebody you don't even know. I cannot even believe that I have wasted part of
|
||
my ultra-important day to respond to your childish comments.
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||
|
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-<real first name> <real last name>
|
||
<full email address>
|
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|
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[lengthy, witty 10-line sig here]
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______________________________________________________________________
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To unsubscribe, write to chaoslan-unsubscribe@listbot.com
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|
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From: "Zach D." <zachd@mail.hub.ofthe.net>
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Organization: Velvet Pants Prod.
|
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To: "GwD, Inc." <gwd@geocities.com>
|
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Date: Tue, 30 Dec 1997 07:28:11 -0500
|
||
Subject: Re: New GwD Files. Read them. Or don't.
|
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|
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heart beat
|
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pig meat
|
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heart beat
|
||
pig meat
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|
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- James "Movie" Walker
|
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Whatup?
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Sky Jinks!
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TTYL,
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ZD
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Vinyl-8 Tracks-Computers-Board Games-CEDs-Video Games-Books - Collectibles
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|
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-----
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|
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Date: Fri, 5 Dec 1997 17:13:50 -0600 (CST)
|
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From: The Holy Banana <jev3290@cs.tamu.edu>
|
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To: Lobo Licious <lobolicious@cyberdude.com>
|
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Subject: Re: Worth a Peek (rooster)
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then use the award i have attached to this mail and put it in the same directory
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as of the file you add this code to. If you have any trouble with this
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-----
|
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|
||
From: "Future World Dominators" <fwd_4_life@hotmail.com>
|
||
To: gwd@geocities.com
|
||
Subject: You should have added this to your book of keylime
|
||
Date: Sat, 28 Mar 1998 16:42:21 PST
|
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|
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read this file
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|
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Content-Type: text/plain; name="fwd1.txt"
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Content-Disposition: attachment; filename="fwd1.txt"
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! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? !-<S * A * T * A * N>-? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ? ! ?
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666 666 666
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666 666 666 666 666 666 \ /
|
||
666666666 666666666 666666666 \-------------/
|
||
"Here is wisdom. Let him that hath understanding count the number of the beast:
|
||
for it is the number of a man; and his number *is* Six hundred threescore and
|
||
six." - Revelation 13:18.
|
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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
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||
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|
||
"Here is knowledge. Let he who hath understood the rest of what I've said count
|
||
the number of Green: for it is the number of a mortal; and the number is Five
|
||
hundred twoscore and fifteen." - KeyLime 18:13.
|
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&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&&
|
||
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|
||
111111111111111 111111111111111 111111111111111 \-------------/
|
||
"Here is bullshit. Let he who hath understood the rest of what I've said count
|
||
the number of the anti-Greeny: for it is the number of an asshole; and the
|
||
number is One hundred noscore and eleven." - fWd 69:69.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Mon, 30 Nov 1998 15:53:36 -0500 (EST)
|
||
From: Tom Sullivan <sullivan@hiway1.exit109.com>
|
||
To: bomb@alt164.com
|
||
Subject: WORD, HOMEY.
|
||
|
||
HEY FUCKERS-
|
||
|
||
THE BOMB SQUAD HAS RELEASED SIX NEW ISSUES FOR YOUR PLEASURE. WE'VE ALSO GOT A
|
||
NEW WRITER. LET'S WELCOME PIP THE ANGRY YOUTH. HE'S A DOLL.
|
||
|
||
new releases (11/30/98):
|
||
|
||
issue 07: silly computer terms that can be euphemisms for sex (EDICIUS)
|
||
issue 08: real letters from the inside #1 (THE BOMB SQUAD)
|
||
issue 09: interview with a 908 telecom legend (PIP THE ANGRY YOUTH)
|
||
issue 10: ten things to do while writing a college paper (BELIAL)
|
||
issue 11: megadeath lyrics (THE BOMB SQUAD)
|
||
issue 12: how to hack a gibson (EDICIUS)
|
||
|
||
bomb is located at http://www.alt164.com/bomb
|
||
|
||
if you want to get off of this list, please email me (sullivan@exit109.com) and
|
||
let me know.
|
||
|
||
we love you
|
||
-the bomb squad
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
The STARSHIP ENTERPRISE tells you how it feels, once and for all.
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
| | `------.___.------' | |
|
||
`\`\ \``|_|''/ /'/'
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|
||
`\`\ .'.'__|_|__`.`. /'/'
|
||
`\`======|_.-' .---. `-._|======'/'
|
||
`-._ `---' _.-'
|
||
`-----'
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 10:49 pm Wed Jul 19, 1995 Number : 52 of 53
|
||
From: Napalm Base : Missionary position my ass=con
|
||
To : Aracnia Refer #: 51
|
||
Subj: Re: yow. Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
A> I told you that Missionary was boring, no one's posted on this sub since May
|
||
|
||
Missionary is best, because only then can a man truly express his dominance
|
||
over the inferior female. Nothing's better than knowing that at any moment you
|
||
could most likely kill the bitch quite easily.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: mosesetc@gte.net
|
||
Organization: Moses Plaques
|
||
Date: Sat, 11 Jul 1998 11:08:32 -0500 (CDT)
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
Subject: CYBER KNIGHT
|
||
|
||
Hello Lobo,
|
||
|
||
PRESS RELEASE : THE CYBER KNIGHT AWARD
|
||
|
||
|
||
We are asking your help in getting word out to the cyberspace community about a
|
||
new award that recognizes volunteerism and helpfulness on the net, the CYBER
|
||
KNIGHT AWARD!
|
||
|
||
The Cyber Knight Award is intended to recognize the altruistic efforts of the
|
||
unsung heroes and heroines of the Internet who are quietly giving of themselves
|
||
to make cyberspace a better place for all of us. Just as the Knights of old
|
||
were dedicated to helping the helpless and righting wrongs in their corner of
|
||
the world, so these selfless individuals are finding ways to make a difference
|
||
online.
|
||
|
||
The Cyber Knight Newsletter is dedicated to providing a place to say "Thank
|
||
You!" to all these folks and special recognition, the Cyber Knight Award, to a
|
||
few that have gone way beyond the call of duty.
|
||
|
||
We are encouraging anyone in the internet community to submit the name of
|
||
someone they think fits our profile and a short description of his or her
|
||
contribution for consideration as a Cyber Knight. Please remember, this award
|
||
is NOT recognizing accomplishment in their field, such as a cool new program or
|
||
website. There are already awards for those things. We are looking for
|
||
individuals who are giving of themselves to help others without any intent of
|
||
personal gain.
|
||
|
||
The Cyber Knight Newsletter editorial staff will select up to 25 entrees and
|
||
will recognize these in the next newsletter. Newsletter subscribers will then
|
||
vote on the entree they feel best exemplifies the ideals of a Cyber Knight. The
|
||
entree with the most votes will be Knighted Sir or Lady Winner, receive the
|
||
Cyber Knight Award, be featured in the next newsletter, and be permanently
|
||
posted to the "Cyber Knights of the Roundtable" page.
|
||
|
||
The news letter is FREE and subscribers are eligible to submit candidates for
|
||
the award and vote on the Cyber Knight of their choice, by e-mailing us at
|
||
mailto:subscribe@mosesplaques.com or by visiting our site at
|
||
http://www.mosesplaques.com. This is just another way everyone can do his or
|
||
her part to make cyberspace the very best it can be. Help us recognize those
|
||
who are making a difference so others will be encouraged to pitch in.
|
||
|
||
We are asking your help in getting the word out to the cyberspace community by
|
||
running the following announcement in your news letter or ezine as a service to
|
||
your subscribers. Thank you!
|
||
|
||
ANNOUNCING: The Cyber Knight Award
|
||
New award recognizing volunteerism & helpfulness in cyberspace.
|
||
You submit candidates and you select the winner. All FREE!
|
||
Join the effort to make cyberspace a better place to be.
|
||
Help make a difference! Details at http://www.mosesplaques.com
|
||
or subscribe free at: mailto:subscribe@mosesplaques.com
|
||
|
||
|
||
Again, we want to thank you for your help in getting this information out to
|
||
your part of the Internet. Because the net is sooo complex, our fear is that
|
||
there are wonderful people out there doing wonderful things for others who will
|
||
never get recognized because we at the Cyber Knight Newsletter never learn about
|
||
them.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Dogmatics" by Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
I was thinking today about a conversation that I'd had with Oscar about some
|
||
dogmatic people that we know. It got me to thinking about why society seems to
|
||
value that kind of attitude. We have a respect for people who are, for lack of
|
||
a better phrase, close minded and stubborn. I find it hard to see why someone
|
||
who can not adapt their views to new data should be admirable. It's part of the
|
||
reason I changed how I classify myself from atheist to agnostic. An Atheiest,
|
||
it would seem, is just as dogmatic and closed to new information as a heavily
|
||
religous person would be. The problem with a deity (due to the nature of the
|
||
idea) is that it is not possible to prove, or even support, a view for it's
|
||
existence or non-existence, so taking either side of the road is to take some
|
||
faith. I don't like the concept of faith. I think it closes too many doors.
|
||
Similarly I don't see why one would want to vote for a politician with strong
|
||
personal views on issues. Representatives are supposed to represent us to our
|
||
government, but when a politician is seen as changing his position for the
|
||
public, he's seen as pandering and wishy-washy. Why? Isn't he supposed to
|
||
support what the populace would want him to? .. Just some thoughts that were
|
||
bouncing around in my head.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Thu, 01 Oct 1998 16:05:18 -0700
|
||
From: John Espenshade <inobuta@earthlink.net>
|
||
Subject: New Nietzschean poet philosopher
|
||
Resent-to: GwD@GREENY.org
|
||
|
||
Please see: www.Nietzsche-Lives.com
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Hedgehog"
|
||
|
||
Fun, fun, hedgehogs are fun, fun, fun!!!
|
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|
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|
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|
||
"Jaffo logs on to NeurochiC's Biker Slut Haven"
|
||
|
||
Enter number or name or 'NEW'
|
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NN: NEW
|
||
|
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NeurochiC's Biker Slut Haven is running on:
|
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|
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IBM PS/2 something or other
|
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PS/2 monitor
|
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|
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Hayes modem
|
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A few loose wires
|
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Duct tape
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A really annoying dog used as an electrical ground.
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.ooM
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Welcome to NeurochiC's Biker Slut Haven you new user.
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This BBS is a basically free, open, non-politically correct system.
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|
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It may contain references of or allusions to or praise for one or more of the
|
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following subversive ideas:
|
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Sex, drugs, rock 'n' roll, KFMX, NRA, SPCA, God, Allah, bad grammar,
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bad attitudes, bad breath, bad breasts, good breasts, breast handling,
|
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woman handling, man handling, yoyoing, glass blowing, ass kissing,
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computer hacking, telecom fraud, mail fraud, Sigmund Freud, love, hate,
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violence, masochism, sadism, sadomasochism, whipped cream, animal
|
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abuse, self-abuse, verbal abuse, high speed driving, beer, skateboards
|
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bicycles, motorcycles, violent sex in a deviant sense, rap lyrics,
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pornographic exhibits, theft, larceny, kidnapping, and anything else
|
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potentially insulting or offensive in any way, shape, or form.
|
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|
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The Operator(s) assume no responsibility for opinions or statements found
|
||
on this system. Don't be a putz anyway.
|
||
|
||
Any and all files found on this system are to be leeched at your own risk.
|
||
Remember: Every time you interface with a computer you are interfacing with
|
||
every computer that computer has ever interfaced with. Don't be stupid - wear
|
||
a condom. Files are not scanned, pasteurized, or sterilized. PSYCHOBBS.
|
||
|
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T - 00:59:41
|
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[1] [***The Coroner's Report***] :Z
|
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|
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<< Q-Scan All >>
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< Q-scan ***The Coroner's Report*** 1 - 5 msgs >
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1/5: I'm outta here
|
||
Name: Neurochic #1
|
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Date: Wed Jun 17 21:27:45 1992
|
||
|
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for the next week. JMG's in charge. be good little boys and girls and obey
|
||
him or you will be punished.
|
||
|
||
no extreme violence without videotaping it for my viewing at a later date.
|
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2/5:
|
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Name: J. Michael Gundlach #2
|
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Date: Thu Jun 18 02:00:41 1992
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Hah. she's going to MAUI for a week. Nice of her to
|
||
offer to take us along, huh?
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3/5: hey you guys
|
||
Name: Neurochic #1
|
||
Date: Sat Aug 08 22:41:24 1992
|
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|
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Zmodem is now up and running (i dunno how well, but it's running)
|
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|
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so you can now d/l what few files there are a little quicker.
|
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|
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4/5:
|
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Name: Santa Claus #2
|
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Date: Fri Dec 25 00:56:19 1992
|
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|
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Merry Christmas to all.. While I was unloading the presents
|
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at the ChiC household, I figured I would drop by and say hello.
|
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|
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5/5: well gosh, santa
|
||
Name: Neurochic #1
|
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Date: Fri Dec 25 03:53:52 1992
|
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|
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RE:
|
||
BY: Santa Claus #2
|
||
|
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you forgot my high speed modem....sniff sniff
|
||
|
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< ***The Coroner's Report*** Q-Scan Done >
|
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|
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< Q-scan ***General Useless Tripe*** 2 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
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1/50: hah
|
||
Name: Psychosomatic Illusion #52
|
||
Date: Thu Dec 17 01:06:04 1992
|
||
|
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G aint no fed. well, at least he doesnt look like one. and since he isnt here
|
||
to defend himself..hmm.
|
||
|
||
wait a minute. first Backyard goes up, this big elite BBS with lots of
|
||
diiscussion on it. G is friends with all sorts of people, some of which are
|
||
now in trouble.
|
||
|
||
Then shit hits the fan, and what happens to G? He closes up shop and leaves
|
||
town for a month? AH HAH! There you have it. G is the informant.
|
||
|
||
or probably not.
|
||
|
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3/50: Hey,
|
||
Name: Hamilton #487
|
||
Date: Fri Jan 22 15:53:32 1993
|
||
|
||
RE:
|
||
BY: Fastjack #10
|
||
|
||
some of us have monochrome because its the cheapest thing we can have on our
|
||
measly little budget.
|
||
But color would be better.
|
||
|
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4/50: hey
|
||
Name: Metallic Marauder #11
|
||
Date: Sat Jan 23 03:42:10 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Hey,
|
||
BY: Hamilton #487
|
||
|
||
i'm 16 years old and have no budget, you don't see me complaning about color do
|
||
you?? of course i have to have color so i can leave these little flashing red
|
||
letters that seem to bother everyone.
|
||
|
||
5/50: Mephallic Marauder
|
||
Name: Transderm-Nitro #256
|
||
Date: Sat Jan 23 09:08:58 1993
|
||
|
||
putz
|
||
|
||
32/50: party thing Saturday
|
||
Name: Kp Neato Dee #38
|
||
Date: Wed Jan 27 00:52:25 1993
|
||
|
||
Saturday the 30th there's gonna be this party deal at someone's house and a
|
||
mess of bands are gonna play.
|
||
|
||
It's at 2203 28th starting 'bout 9 or so.
|
||
Bands include Tuna Boat, Low Tolerance, Counter Culture, Weasel-MX, and Mary's
|
||
-somethingorotherthatIcan'tremember and maybe the Degenerates, but I can't
|
||
remember that either. So show up, you might enjoy it.
|
||
|
||
KPND
|
||
|
||
35/50:
|
||
Name: Flaming Yak Of Savagery #399
|
||
Date: Wed Jan 27 07:26:42 1993
|
||
|
||
Ahhh...Nothing quite like an early morning post to settle the nerves.
|
||
|
||
YAK
|
||
|
||
< ***General Useless Tripe*** Q-Scan Done >
|
||
|
||
< Q-scan ***Psycho'S Inferiority Zone*** 3 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
||
6/50: You can call me..
|
||
Name: Kevin Moore #510
|
||
Date: Wed Jan 06 14:44:33 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: hay
|
||
BY: Iceman #29
|
||
|
||
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>ķ
|
||
650+Megs On-line <20> <20>=> Technical Extasy BBS <=- <20> More files to Cum!
|
||
OVER 8000 FILES <20> <20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD> <20> In The Near Future
|
||
<20> Twincom 14.4 (806)-747-0548 <20>
|
||
<20> 2400 Baud (806)-747-0553 <20>
|
||
<20><><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD><EFBFBD>1/4
|
||
|
||
11/50: yeah
|
||
Name: Fastjack #10
|
||
Date: Wed Jan 06 23:28:11 1993
|
||
|
||
mm, but yo naked woman is moody, insane, and pretty damn ugly. when'd you get
|
||
the new cd's?
|
||
there's fast, faster, fastest,
|
||
and then there's
|
||
fastjack
|
||
|
||
44/50:
|
||
Name: Phuzzy Gnu #2
|
||
Date: Fri Jan 29 01:02:39 1993
|
||
|
||
fuck
|
||
|
||
-09876543211234567890-
|
||
|
||
JAFFO
|
||
PW: XXXX
|
||
PH: ###-###-XXXX
|
||
|
||
|
||
"I live my life like
|
||
A shot in the wind
|
||
If tomorrow don't come I know
|
||
I stole my share of fun for me
|
||
Cause I'm too fast, too rad
|
||
I'm going wasted when I see you go
|
||
The cost of freedom's never free" -WASP
|
||
|
||
Last few callers:
|
||
|
||
9037: Bill Woodard #137 2400 - 1
|
||
9038: Jeffasauras #252 2400 - 1
|
||
9039: Cataholic #407 2400 - 2
|
||
9040: Jaffo #136 2400 - 1
|
||
|
||
Auto message by: Neurochic #1
|
||
|
||
wowza!
|
||
9000 calls!!!
|
||
yayaya
|
||
|
||
Welcome to NeurochiC's Biker Slut Haven, JAFFO..
|
||
You are the 2nd caller for today!
|
||
|
||
Name: Jaffo #136
|
||
Time allowed on: 60
|
||
Times on today : 2
|
||
Sysop is : NOT Available
|
||
System is : WWIV v4.21a (Unregistered)
|
||
|
||
You haven't voted yet.
|
||
|
||
T - 00:59:54
|
||
[1] [***The Coroner's Report***] :F
|
||
|
||
E-mailing Neurochic #1
|
||
|
||
(---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----)
|
||
Title: Hey, sorry
|
||
Enter message now, max 50 lines.
|
||
Enter '/HELP' for help.
|
||
[---=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]----=----=----=----=----=----=----=----]
|
||
I hope this isn't screwing anything up. I'm using the Windows Terminal
|
||
program for the first time and am trying to capture a file while doing a
|
||
Quickscan. I've had a few screwups on my end and had to hang up. I should
|
||
have it figured out in just a minute.
|
||
|
||
If I cause any problems or if you have any advice, please let me know.
|
||
|
||
Sorry for the inconvienience,
|
||
|
||
Jaffo
|
||
/s
|
||
Anonymous? No
|
||
Saving...Mail sent to Neurochic #1
|
||
|
||
T - 00:58:19
|
||
[1] [***The Coroner's Report***] :Z
|
||
|
||
<< Q-Scan All >>
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***The Coroner's Report*** 1 >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***General Useless Tripe*** 2 >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***Psycho'S Inferiority Zone*** 3 >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***Senseless Worshippings of a Ferret*** 4 >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***Temple of the Spotted Cow*** 5 >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***Nuclear Winter*** 6 >
|
||
|
||
< Q-Scan ***Cavern of the Tattooed Madmen*** 7 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
||
13/50:
|
||
Name: G #75
|
||
Date: Wed Jan 13 12:47:31 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Well
|
||
BY: Malachi #371
|
||
|
||
nope.
|
||
|
||
G doesn't stand for anything significant.
|
||
|
||
it stands for "GO TO HELL FUCKING NEWBIE"
|
||
|
||
i think
|
||
|
||
46/50: who
|
||
Name: Neurochic #1
|
||
Date: Fri Jan 29 22:56:20 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: does anyone
|
||
BY: Lipidman #508
|
||
|
||
cares how much a Def Leppard ticket might be...why would anyone wanna go?
|
||
|
||
< ***Cavern of the Tattooed Madmen*** Q-Scan Done >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***Speak Yer Mind*** 8 >
|
||
|
||
< Q-scan ***Drugs, God, and the new Republic*** 9 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
||
1/50: Yeah.....
|
||
Name: Longshot #197
|
||
Date: Sun Dec 06 23:56:24 1992
|
||
|
||
RE: i know
|
||
BY: Zen #127
|
||
|
||
Zen is just line noise with an attitude.
|
||
|
||
2/50: Zen
|
||
Name: Doctor Zhivago #336
|
||
Date: Mon Dec 07 00:32:20 1992
|
||
|
||
is cheese stains with a 8088
|
||
|
||
< ***Drugs, God, and the new Republic*** Q-Scan Done >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing new on ***Hell on Wheels*** 10 >
|
||
|
||
< Q-Scan ***The Netherplace (BBS ads)*** 11 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
||
31/50: OK here's the ad... Do the right thing guys..
|
||
Name: Zach D. #394
|
||
Date: Wed Jan 13 23:18:14 1993
|
||
|
||
Top Ten Reasons to call the Generic Terror.
|
||
|
||
#10 - Cuz maybe it's not a generic as it sounds.
|
||
#9 - Cuz you call all the other boards.
|
||
#8 - You've never experienced the thrill of firebombing Doc Z in pimpwars.
|
||
#7 - Because you can.
|
||
#6 - Becuase its there.
|
||
#5 - Over 70 Megs of files for DL (with no ratio - SB, GIFs, Utils, WWIV)
|
||
#4 - Always lots of posting.
|
||
#3 - Cause I have really neat G-files???
|
||
#2 - Becuase unless Supra turns me down I'll have a 14.4 (checks in the mail!)
|
||
#1 - I don't know, I ran out of reasons. Just call.
|
||
742-5371 - 24hrs a day - And all that other good stuff.
|
||
Later, Zach D.
|
||
|
||
42/50:
|
||
Name: Kaptain Kilobyte #17
|
||
Date: Thu Jan 28 08:24:27 1993
|
||
|
||
Kaptain's Korner BBS
|
||
762-5536
|
||
24 Hours a day from Beautiful Downtown Lubbock Texas
|
||
|
||
< ***The Netherplace (BBS ads)*** Q-Scan Done >
|
||
|
||
< Nothing New on ***Buy/Sell/Trade/Give/Borrow/Take*** 12 >
|
||
|
||
< Q-scan ***Top Ten Lists Following the Rules*** 13 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
||
1/50: I refuse to answer....
|
||
Name: Longshot #197
|
||
Date: Mon Aug 24 11:24:37 1992
|
||
|
||
on the grounds that I AM a Republican, dammit!
|
||
|
||
< ***Top Ten Lists Following the Rules*** Q-Scan Done >
|
||
|
||
< Q-scan ***Cretin's Ramblings*** 14 - 50 msgs >
|
||
|
||
3/50: I wanna
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
screw Candice Bergman!
|
||
|
||
4/50: yeah...
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
and maybe Candice Bergen after that...
|
||
|
||
5/50: I wanna
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
smack Candice Bergen upside the head with a baseball bat.
|
||
|
||
King Jeremy The Wicked
|
||
|
||
9/50: No
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
I wanna smack Candice Bergman upside the head with her left leg.
|
||
|
||
10/50: I know
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
of a Candice Bergen....Candice Bergman sounds like some large Jewish woman.
|
||
|
||
19/50:
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
|
||
BBSing nude by candlelight is cool actually.
|
||
|
||
20/50: Heheheh
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
RE: Well
|
||
|
||
Tipper Gore is hot! I mean H-O-T, hot!
|
||
|
||
21/50:
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
Al Gore's nugs are great!
|
||
|
||
27/50: Unless the candle falls over....
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
RE:
|
||
|
||
|
||
> BBSing nude by candlelight is cool actually.
|
||
|
||
You could get hot wax on all kinds of interesting parts!
|
||
|
||
Where is Dessert when lewd responses are called for?
|
||
|
||
Conjugate
|
||
|
||
40/50:
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
I bbs wearing a condom. Don't get virii that way.
|
||
|
||
41/50: I bbs
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
while wearing only a big fur hat.
|
||
|
||
42/50: i
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
just wear crusty socks.
|
||
drool
|
||
|
||
43/50: You are
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
RE: i
|
||
|
||
a crusty sock, fastjack
|
||
|
||
48/50: i bbs
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
reclined with a drink, 6 feet from my 'puter to get eye and brain damage
|
||
|
||
49/50: I wear
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
flannel when I bbs. Flannel, clothing of the gods.
|
||
|
||
50/50:
|
||
Name: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
Date: >UNKNOWN<
|
||
|
||
|
||
I listen to Neil Young tonight.
|
||
|
||
interesting change between song one and two.
|
||
|
||
< ***Cretin's Ramblings*** Q-Scan Done >
|
||
|
||
<< Global Q-Scan Done >>
|
||
|
||
T - 00:48:09
|
||
[1] [***The Coroner's Report***] :B
|
||
|
||
BBS list: R:ead, A:dd, N:et, Q:uit : R
|
||
|
||
[40m[2J[2H[3H[4H[5H[6H[7H[8H[9H[10H[11H[12H[13H[14H[15H[16H[17H[18H[19H[20H[21H
|
||
806-794-8828 -=- TREND -=- PYSCHOBBS home system -=- sys: JMG [19.2] (FUCK)
|
||
806-799-1149 SNL [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-762-5536 Kaptain's Korner [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-748-1548 -+- West Texas Tumbleweed -+- ANSI & ASCII graph. [2400] (C-64)
|
||
913-841-6147 Rock Chalk BBS, Lawrence, KS [2400] (TGP2)
|
||
913-832-0041 Metropolis 14-lines w/chat [9600] (MAJO)
|
||
806-794-1438 Psycho's Chiropractic Institute: Wow, we're weird. [8274] (ABCD)
|
||
806-794-0559 Needful Things [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-748-0987 sysop:Malachi [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-792-6064 Galactic Infinitum Great on-line games! [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-793-7765 Family Values [9600] (FUCK)
|
||
806-742-6677 Late Night with Rainman ( midnight - 8 a.m. ) ANSI [2400] (BABE)
|
||
806-742-5088 KBDG-TV (PT 10p-9a) [2400] (QBBS)
|
||
806-748-0759 DOG POUND [9600] (WWIV)
|
||
806-742-5371 Zach D's Generic Terror Call or Perish [2401] (WWIV)
|
||
806-791-5419 Research aNd Development Sysop : Rnd [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-797-7501 CHAOS(or whatever) everyone welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-795-2741 The Trading Post:24h\7d MAC files\IBM's welcome [2400] (HRMS)
|
||
|
||
BBS list: R:ead, A:dd, N:et, Q:uit : N
|
||
|
||
WWIVnet network listing:
|
||
|
||
Num Phone Name Hop Next Grp
|
||
----- ============ ---------------------------------------- === ----- ===
|
||
|
||
BBS list: R:ead, A:dd, N:et, Q:uit : R
|
||
|
||
[40m[2J[2H[3H[4H[5H[6H[7H[8H[9H[10H[11H[12H[13H[14H[15H[16H[17H[18H[19H[20H[21H
|
||
806-794-8828 -=- TREND -=- PYSCHOBBS home system -=- sys: JMG [19.2] (FUCK)
|
||
806-799-1149 SNL [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-762-5536 Kaptain's Korner [2400] (WWIV)
|
||
806-748-1548 -+- West Texas Tumbleweed -+- ANSI & ASCII graph. [2400] (C-64)
|
||
913-841-6147 Rock Chalk BBS, Lawrence, KS [2400] (TGP2)
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913-832-0041 Metropolis 14-lines w/chat [9600] (MAJO)
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806-794-1438 Psycho's Chiropractic Institute: Wow, we're weird. [8274] (ABCD)
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806-794-0559 Needful Things [2400] (WWIV)
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806-748-0987 sysop:Malachi [2400] (WWIV)
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806-792-6064 Galactic Infinitum Great on-line games! [2400] (WWIV)
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806-793-7765 Family Values [9600] (FUCK)
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806-742-6677 Late Night with Rainman ( midnight - 8 a.m. ) ANSI [2400] (BABE)
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806-742-5088 KBDG-TV (PT 10p-9a) [2400] (QBBS)
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806-748-0759 DOG POUND [9600] (WWIV)
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806-742-5371 Zach D's Generic Terror Call or Perish [2401] (WWIV)
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806-791-5419 Research aNd Development Sysop : Rnd [2400] (WWIV)
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806-797-7501 CHAOS(or whatever) everyone welcome!!!!!!!!!!!!!! [240
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BBS list: R:ead, A:dd, N:et, Q:uit : Q
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T - 00:47:30
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[1] [***The Coroner's Report***] :T
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T - 00:47:28
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(1)-(***Gr00vy Text Philes***) :?
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= WWIV File Transfer Menu =
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Press "P" to Pause or (SPACE) to Abort
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CTRL-T = Time CTRL-O = On-Line Help
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A>rchive Listing B>atch Download C>hat with Sysop D>ownload a File
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E>xtract ARC File F>ind File Text G> ARC Commands L>ist Files in Dir
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N>ew Files Uploaded O> Log Off P> New Files Date Q>uit to Main Menu
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R>emove File S>earch for File T>ransfer Options U>pload a File
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X> Batch Download Y>our X-fer Stats Z> Upload to Sysop *> List Dirs Avail.
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>,+> Advance Dir # <,-> Retreat Dir # #> Go to # Pressed "/O" Fast Log Off
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(1)-(***Gr00vy Text Philes***) :Y
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Uploads : 0k in 0 files
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File mask: *.*
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***Gr00vy Text Philes*** - #1, 24 files.
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FUCK0001.TXT: 6k : Pretty cool text file
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FUCK0002.TXT: 6k :Another cool text file
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RIDE2 .TXT: 7k :playing around with a trashy, sleazy, rated PG-13 text
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COMICS .WK1: 5k :Lotus 123 listing of avail. comics.
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SUB2FILE.LST: 78k :Technical Extasy list of file on-line as of 12-31-92
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LBBS1292.ZIP: 2k :Lubbock BBS List and Newsletter for December 1992.
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DAYS .TXT: 2k :neat little thing about yesterday, tomorrow, and today
|
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DESTRUCT.TXT: 7k :162 ways to live a boring, self-centered, obnoxious life
|
||
AMIGATRK.LHA: 44k :This is a set of Trek parodies, with a lot of Amiga jokes.
|
||
LBBS1192.ZIP: 16k :Lubbock BBS list and newsletter - November
|
||
CRPTLET9.ZIP: 28k :The CryPt newsletter #9, check it out. Latest as of yeste
|
||
SEX .TXT: 3k :A cute text file about why married people don't get laid
|
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BUSHSPIN.TXT: 5k :25 things to remember about Bush when you go to the polls.
|
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JOKES .DAT: 6k :List of sorority girl jokes
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THOUGHTS.TXT: 9k :Deep Thoughts by Jack Handy
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LBBSCAN .TXT: 2k :Lubbock scanner frequencies
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||
LBBS1092.ZIP: 15k :Lubbock BBS List and Newsletter for October 1992.
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||
SLOWPOKE.ZIP: 3k :The FEDS are coming. Post from Chicago...
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MOVIES .TXT: 3k :Draxous' Movie Poster List
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LBBS0992.ZIP: 14k :Lubbock BBS List and Newsletter for September 1992.
|
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LBBS0892.ZIP: 13k :Lubbock BBS List and Newsletter for August 1992.
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COVERUP .ZIP: 98k :a whole mess of files on the big space alien theory thing
|
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LBBS0692.ZIP: 15k :Lubbock BBS List and Newsletter for June 1992.
|
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LBBS0592.ZIP: 12k :Lubbock BBS List and Newsletter for May 1992.
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Files listed: 24
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Time expired.
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$<24>r<EFBFBD><72>{SYMBOL 215 \f "Symbol"}
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NO CARRIER
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"Dalek"
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|
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|
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From: Jesus Christoph King Of Jews <altoids@dopamine.com>
|
||
Subject: SATAN EAT YOUR BABIES
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com,
|
||
altoids@vertigo.dopamine.com (Jesus Christoph King Of Jews)
|
||
Date: Mon, 1 Jun 1998 19:12:46 -0500 (CDT)
|
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Cc: gwd@geocities.com, solice@iglobal.net, db@snakeden.org, psi@snakeden.org
|
||
|
||
long after its demise,
|
||
Sekrut Squirrel has been immortalized
|
||
on the web.
|
||
The site is sometimes slow or down,
|
||
but who else is gonna give me 30 megs
|
||
to store such crap?
|
||
|
||
http://www.dopamine.com/~altoids
|
||
|
||
if you have a www page or anything you want linked,
|
||
let me know
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 3:06 am Thu Aug 1, 1996 Number : 52 of 52
|
||
From: Phlegm Base : Penile Appendages....neat
|
||
To : Havoc Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Re: hmmm Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : 07-01-96 02:43
|
||
|
||
H<EFBFBD><EFBFBD>-hehe clove@db.net
|
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|
||
In The Beginning Was the Computer, and Rich Typed:
|
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|
||
AETHERTerminal
|
||
OMNIPOTENT/OS V4.73
|
||
READY
|
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>smoke clove
|
||
|
||
YOU HAVE NOT LOGGED IN
|
||
>login
|
||
|
||
USERNAME:psycho_smurf
|
||
PASSWORD:*******
|
||
|
||
psycho_smurf LOGGED IN
|
||
>smoke clove
|
||
|
||
PARAMETER "clove" UNDEFINED
|
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>clove = cigarette+(black OR white)+crackle
|
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|
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ACCEPTED
|
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>smoke clove
|
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|
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"clove" NOT FOUND
|
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>get clove
|
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|
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GET USAGE:
|
||
get <item> <site>
|
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>get clove smokers.haven
|
||
|
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smokers.haven UNKNOWN SITE
|
||
>get clove smokin.js
|
||
|
||
TRANSFERRING..........................................
|
||
DONE
|
||
>smoke clove
|
||
|
||
"clove" NOT READY
|
||
>light clove
|
||
|
||
"clove" NOT READY
|
||
>open box_of_cloves
|
||
|
||
DONE
|
||
>remove clove box_of_cloves
|
||
|
||
DONE
|
||
>light clove
|
||
|
||
DONE
|
||
>smoke clove
|
||
|
||
!!SYSTEM NOTIFICATION!! !!SYSTEM WILL GO DOWN IN EXACTLY 5 SECONDS FOR
|
||
NIGHTLY MAINTENCE!! !!ALL USERS WILL BE AUTOMATICALLY LOGGED OFF!!
|
||
HAVE A NICE DAY
|
||
|
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|
||
"ARRRRG!"
|
||
|
||
|
||
See what one innocent little sentence fragment can start?
|
||
---
|
||
<20> QMPro 1.53 <20> Tap your hidden Abnormality Potential!
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
/----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
|
||
| ______ ____________ |
|
||
| \____ \/ _________ \ |
|
||
| /__/ \ _)__ / /__ |
|
||
| / \____/ \ / \ \ |
|
||
| / \ \ \ |
|
||
| \______/_______/________/ |
|
||
| |
|
||
| <20><> poop enlightment 'zine <20><> |
|
||
| <20><> application <20><> |
|
||
| <20><> released 02/24/95 <20><> |
|
||
| |
|
||
\----------------------------------------------------------------------------/
|
||
|
||
PEZ is wacky! PEZ is fun for the whole family! PEZ is really neat!
|
||
Now, I know what you're saying. "Hey. This PEZ thing sure sounds nifty. I
|
||
really wish >I< could be a part of it!"
|
||
Well, stop talking to yourself, stupid! Now it's possible! Hurrah!
|
||
Just fill out the handy little application below the neat-o "WaReZ!" divider,
|
||
cut it out, and upload it to :
|
||
Goat Blowers Anonymous - at - (215)750-0392. There's even a nifty
|
||
"PEZ!" option that you can choose at the shuttle matrix to make it easier
|
||
for our "disabled" friends and cut down on those pesky phone bills!
|
||
Need even >MORE< incentive to join the "Poop Enlightment 'Zine" crew?
|
||
Well, what more do you need than :
|
||
o Worldwide exposure! Fame! Fortune!
|
||
o A killer dental health plan!
|
||
o A free membership in the "Panty of the Month Club"!
|
||
o Soup!
|
||
o Another damn affiliation!
|
||
o A big wet kiss on the lips from our mascot, Godd(+dd)!
|
||
o Free scratch and sniff stickers that say, "Warez!"
|
||
o A free Shoe Box (see PEZ issue #19)!
|
||
o .. and more!
|
||
|
||
WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
|
||
|
||
Writer Application :
|
||
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|
||
|
||
p4RT 0n3 : p3Rs0n4l iNf0Rm4Ti0n
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
h4nDl3 :
|
||
r34l n4m3 :
|
||
Ph0n3 NuMb4H :
|
||
4g3 :
|
||
4FFiLz :
|
||
|
||
** 4Kc3Pt3d tYp3z 0f wRiTiNGz 4r3 : r3v13wZ, 3Dit0Ri4Lz, 4nD Sh0rT St0Ri3z **
|
||
|
||
p4RT tW0 : k0mPl3t3 Th3 s3Nt3Nc3 ...
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
i wRiT3 : [ ] r3v13wZ [ ] 3Dit0Ri4Lz [ ] Sh0rT St0Ri3z
|
||
i LiK3 p3z b3K4uZ3 :
|
||
riGHt n0w, mY f33t sM33l LiK3 :
|
||
mY f4V0RiT3 tYp3 0f s0uP iZ :
|
||
i k4n suBMiT w0rK 3v3Ry : __ (w33kZ)
|
||
|
||
p4RT tHr33 : hiZt0R33
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
h4Z y3R w0Rk 3v3R b33n pUBLiSh3D ?
|
||
iF s0, wH3r3 ?
|
||
|
||
WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!WaReZ!
|
||
|
||
Distribution Site Application :
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
|
||
p4RT 0n3 : b04rD iNf0rM4Ti0N
|
||
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|
||
n4m3 0f b04rD :
|
||
zYz0p :
|
||
d4 nuMb4H :
|
||
m4x b4uD :
|
||
z0fTw4r3 :
|
||
n0. 0f uz3rZ :
|
||
4FFiLz :
|
||
h0uRz :
|
||
n3Tz :
|
||
|
||
p4RT tW0 : k0mPl3t3 Th3 s3Nt3Nc3 ...
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
d4 b04rD k4RRi3z (i3: w4r3z, t-pHiL3z, 4rT, 3tC.) :
|
||
i w4Nt t0 k4RRi3 p3z b3k4uz3 :
|
||
mY f4v0Rit3 p4rT 0f d4 4n4t0mY iZ d4 :
|
||
|
||
p4RT tHr33 : ch3cK d4 b0x3z, d00d!
|
||
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
|
||
i WiLL k4LL d4 p3z WhQ 4t l34zT 0Nc3 4 m0NtH : [ ] y3z [ ] n0
|
||
mY iNt3r3Zt iN t-pHiL3z iZ : [ ] n0t d3r3 [ ] MiNiZkuL3 [ ] 0k [ ] hUg3!@!
|
||
i k4r3Zz mY bUtt0CkZ : [ ] n3v3r [ ] 0k4zi0n4llY [ ] 4ll d4 tiM3, d00d!
|
||
|
||
/----------------------------------------------------------------------------\
|
||
| )_) pEZ iZ iN dA hOUSE! wERD 'eM uP! (_( |
|
||
| ((______/ ..\ pHOR tHE lATEST pHAT-aZZ rEZ pHILEZ, kALL /.. \______)) |
|
||
| | /--( gOAT bLOWERZ aNONYMOUZ @ (215)750-0392 )--\ | |
|
||
| |||---||| "aDMITTING yOU hAVE a pROBLEM iS tHE fIRST |||---||| |
|
||
| M M M M sTEP tO rECOVERY." M M M M |
|
||
\----------------------------------------------------------------------------/
|
||
( all rights reserved, but two wrongs don't make a right )
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 10:22 pm Sun Mar 26, 1995 Number : 48 of 52
|
||
From: Aersick Base : Penile Appendages....neat
|
||
To : Lobo Refer #: 47
|
||
Subj: Re: breasts. Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
I look at the whole girl. I look at her face, then sweep downwards, then ask
|
||
her to turn around. Then I repeat the procedure. Then I ask her to take her
|
||
clothes off so I really CAN look at the whole girl, but usually I just end up
|
||
with a hand print on my face.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: office22@freetech-mall.com
|
||
Date: Sun, 24 Jan 1999 12:24:12 -0600 (CST)
|
||
To: editor@greeny.org
|
||
Subject: Joint Venture Proposal
|
||
|
||
Cape Town, January 24th, 1999
|
||
|
||
Dear Editor,
|
||
|
||
Do you want 50% of my offshore profits?
|
||
|
||
Let me introduce myself. My name is John Roberston and I'm the owner of the
|
||
Offshore Profit Center Website at http://onlineprofit.com. Thousands of
|
||
clients have taken advantage of our offshore business packages, offshore
|
||
bank accounts, offshore corporations, second passports, diplomatic
|
||
appointments, offshore banks, consultations, and much more. Most of these
|
||
products and services have a very high profit margin, and I'm willing to
|
||
give you 50% of my profits if you follow the simple steps below.
|
||
|
||
Here's how it works:
|
||
|
||
You simply send a message to your subscribers saying that you were able to
|
||
"arrange an exclusive and time limited discount of 15%" for them at "one of
|
||
the Internet's largest and most well known offshore services providers".
|
||
You would tell them about some of the "benefits of going offshore" (tax
|
||
reduction, asset protection, financial privacy etc) and our Website
|
||
address. You would also tell them that if they mention YOUR NAME (or a
|
||
special order code if you prefer) when placing their order, they would
|
||
"receive a 15% discount" on "any and all products and services" - without
|
||
exception.
|
||
|
||
THAT'S IT - I'll take care of the rest!
|
||
|
||
Your subscribers go to my site, look around, place an order, get the
|
||
discount, and YOU get paid 50% of my net profits! That's right! Let me
|
||
repeat this: I'm willing to share my profits equally with you to thank you
|
||
for your efforts!!
|
||
|
||
So how much $$$ can you make? Let's take a look at the following example.
|
||
Our most popular offshore package, the Global CyberBusiness Package,
|
||
consists of an offshore corporation, a bank account, a tape course and a
|
||
consultation package. It costs $1,999 retail, after the 15% discount the
|
||
price would be $1699.15.
|
||
|
||
Now, if someone orders this package at the reduced price, my total profit
|
||
is $581.49. Let's assume that this particular client is referred by you -
|
||
in this the case I would send you $290.75. But it doesn't stop here. Let's
|
||
assume that once you've run the endorsement in your newsletter, and not
|
||
one... but TWENTY of your subscribers decide to order the package. That's
|
||
an amazing $5,815.00 for you - for ten minutes of extra work!!
|
||
|
||
That's easy and quick money for you, wouldn't you agree?
|
||
|
||
But it still gets better. We also offer offshore banks, second
|
||
citizenships, identity cards, driver's licenses, confidential
|
||
consultations, and more. My net profit on the citizenships and banks can be
|
||
well in the four or even five digit range! Just a couple of these high
|
||
ticket orders could make you more money than a single issue of your
|
||
newsletter ever will.
|
||
|
||
Anyway, once you've reviewed my site at http://onlineprofit.com I hope
|
||
you'll realize that this is much more than a great money making opportunity
|
||
- it is a mission to free the world from the shackles of big government! If
|
||
you agree with the values of freedom, capitalism and individualism, I
|
||
invite you to get back to me right away. If we go into business and make
|
||
money together let's do it as soon as possible, as there isn't much time
|
||
left before Y2K.
|
||
I'm so excited I'll be staying up all night to hear from you!
|
||
|
||
Kind regards,
|
||
|
||
John Roberston
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
******* ___/-\___ ------- -------- ---- ----
|
||
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|
||
* | | | | | --- --- --- ----- -----
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
******* |_______| ------- -------- ---- ----
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 4:53 pm Thu Jan 1, 1998 Number : 51 of 52
|
||
From: Zapp Base : Holy Shit, and other sacred th
|
||
To : Diamondback Refer #: 2
|
||
Subj: Re: eh-choo Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
|
||
D> Oh my God, they killed Kenny! You BASTARDS!!!!
|
||
|
||
You'd be surprised how often I get that. Just being associated with that show
|
||
in ANY way has transformed me into an expert on South Park (which I'm not --
|
||
I've only seen the genetic engineering episode and the "Spirit of Christmas"
|
||
video clip...) and turned me into a local celebrity. Women line my door
|
||
screaming, "Show us Kenny, you rotten bastards!!" I'm mobbed everywhere I go.
|
||
I'm beginning to fear for my life. I've become addicted to narcotics. I
|
||
am a devil worshipper. People say that I express my thoughts in short, choppy
|
||
sentences. Trash cans somehow look "comfey." I am allegric to polyester.
|
||
|
||
Months-old post with a months-old pent-up over-hyphenated reply. Yeeeah.
|
||
|
||
-Z
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 6:36 pm Wed Aug 2, 1995 Number : 50 of 50
|
||
From: Flingy Base : Discriminate against africaniz
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: P.C. Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Okay, how's about some truly tasteless and altogether offensive chat... No
|
||
holds barred, no fear of damnation, no class cracking on what ever comes to
|
||
mind. Like today, I was at work, and was tellin' this guy that I like it when
|
||
a chick talkis to me when we're fucking... you know, when she say things like
|
||
"HELP! GET THE FUCK OFF ME!"... That shit really turns me on; this guy looks
|
||
at me like I'm Satan and says, and I'm quoting "For real?"
|
||
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-----
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"Dinosaurs are FUN!"
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| | | | `-. ` . _ _ _ _ _ _
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|_____| |_____| ~ . _ _ _ _ _ _ _ >
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Mon, 14 Sep 1998 11:07:26 -0500
|
||
From: Don Elwell <delwell@intrnet.net>
|
||
Organization: The Revolution
|
||
Subject: press release
|
||
To: GwD@GREENY.org, et al.
|
||
|
||
The Revolution Starts on the Internet
|
||
|
||
A political party called The Revolution has formed on the Net at
|
||
http://www.the-revolution.org. The Revolution has a POST-MODERN SOCIAL CONTRACT
|
||
WITH AMERICA <http://www.disinfo.com/prop/diss/prop_diss_revolution1.html> and a
|
||
15 POINT PLATFORM <http://the-revolution.org/platform.htm> that includes
|
||
repealing five laws for every one they pass, legalizing most drugs, dismantling
|
||
the Prison/Industrial complex, redefining work, and pledging a VICTORY OVER
|
||
HORSESHIT in government.
|
||
|
||
The Revolution has already attracted several hundred members, 99% of whom are in
|
||
their teens or twenties. R. U. Sirius, co-founder of Mondo 2000 magazine,
|
||
author of "How to Mutate and Take Over the World", and general counter-cultural
|
||
icon, is expected to be The Revolution's Presidential Candidate in 2000. Sirius
|
||
promises to light up a Cuban cigar the very second he's in orifice. This act,
|
||
and all other actions worthy of notice, will be broadcast on The Revolution's
|
||
website.
|
||
|
||
Scary thing is, as low as voter turnouts have been lately, the internet could
|
||
actually ELECT a candidate.
|
||
|
||
********
|
||
|
||
The Revolution 7 Point Platform for the Internet and the Computer Industry
|
||
|
||
Pre-Ramble
|
||
The body politic of the Internet is as unpredictably perverse as Marv Albert
|
||
after a fifth of Scotch. Er... that doesn't sound right. What we really mean
|
||
to say is that in a random poll previous to the 1996 Election, Netizens selected
|
||
the Libertarian candidate as their President, and Ralph Nader came in second.
|
||
We feel that The Revolution offers up a political choice that combines the best
|
||
of the Libertarians and St. Ralph, with a dash of centrist policy techno-wonk
|
||
Newt Gore. We have therefore arrogantly presumed the mantel of Political Party
|
||
of the Internet.
|
||
|
||
Unlike the technolibertarians, we feel that a wee bit of Government intervention
|
||
can be groovy!... but only if WE are the Government. Unlike the Neo-Luddites,
|
||
we're rather fond of the microchips that FEMA secretly planted up our butts.
|
||
Unlike the Technorealists, we're not as boring as an Amish rock festival.
|
||
|
||
Aside from having a sense of humor, these are our Internet/High Tech Policy
|
||
Points
|
||
|
||
1) No Censorship
|
||
|
||
The Revolution opposes all censorship, but we're particularly strident about our
|
||
opposition to censorship on the Net. The Net makes public "speech" and
|
||
"publishing" as spontaneous as using the telephone. To apply standards of other
|
||
media, or even publishing, to this technology is like legislating and policing
|
||
neighborhood gossip.
|
||
Obviously, some things fall under necessarily existing laws. You can't
|
||
solicit for murder at the neighborhood bar or on the net. And you can't show
|
||
pornography to children on the street. On the other hand, if the children sneak
|
||
off into the bushes after nipping some of your porn, most sane people won't hold
|
||
you responsible.
|
||
We believe in protecting kids. The question is, how? By keeping them
|
||
in a playpen until they have to hit the streets? Or by preparing them, arming
|
||
them with skills to cope with an adult world?
|
||
We suggest full disclosure. Freedom of information for kids. New media
|
||
is ubiquitous. And it's ephemeral, like the air--integrating into the social
|
||
sphere as a seamless environment where we spend a goodly portion of our lives.
|
||
We are ultimately faced with the choice of censoring all our media till it's
|
||
safe for children, or teaching our children to cope with the media. We're not
|
||
suggesting forcing horrible and perverse materials on kids, but we do suggest
|
||
that we let the kids access all the information they're going to need for
|
||
surviving in a crazy world, one in which all of the stuff of the human psyche,
|
||
both brilliant and grotesque, is on full display. Protecting children from
|
||
content might actually be viewed as a DISservice--the opposite of education.
|
||
|
||
2: Universal Access.
|
||
The net is the site of our worldwide global conversation and a potential site
|
||
for participatory democracy. Those without access are disenfranchised.
|
||
Therefore we suggest a 3 year program for universal access, accomplished by the
|
||
free distribution of inexpensive, Internet-ready boxes, as well as a continued
|
||
and redoubled effort to get net access into all Libraries, Schools, and many
|
||
other public areas across America.
|
||
|
||
3: Privacy
|
||
We are for full free access to encryption technology, and will encourage its use
|
||
as something that will help resolve problems of identity theft and other online
|
||
rip-offs. We support all social and technological solutions that acknowledge
|
||
the individuals ownership of his or her own information. A great example of
|
||
this is the Platform for Privacy Preferences (P3P): The goal of P3P is to enable
|
||
Web sites to express their privacy practices and enable users to exercise
|
||
preferences over those practices. P3P products will allow users to be informed
|
||
of site practices (in both machine and human readable formats), to delegate
|
||
decisions to their computer when appropriate, and allow users to tailor their
|
||
relationship to specific sites. (from the P3P FAQ at
|
||
http://www.w3.org/P3P/P3FAQ.htm).
|
||
|
||
We would make the collection and sale of individual private data for commercial
|
||
purposes without permission completely illegal. We would enforce this
|
||
vigorously.
|
||
|
||
4: Copyright
|
||
Digital and other technologies have made it difficult to enforce copyright
|
||
protection for media and software creations. The entertainment industry, which
|
||
largely controls the Democratic Party, has responded by redoubling its effort to
|
||
create ever more draconian copyright restrictions. You now can't legally walk
|
||
into a copy shop and Xerox a chapter out of a book. Recent attempts to pass
|
||
legislation that would have made it technically illegal to download materials
|
||
off the Web and print them without explicit permission did not succeed.
|
||
However, excessive copyright, trademark, and libel restrictions already feed an
|
||
army of hungry lawyers and restrict freedom of speech (in the broad sense that
|
||
includes all media) and research.
|
||
|
||
The Revolution supports the continued existence of copyright. Creators should
|
||
have the right to own and benefit from the products of their minds. It is also
|
||
economically necessary, under current conditions, that they continue to do so.
|
||
We believe, however, that copyright protection must be rewritten to be more
|
||
flexible in light of current realities. The concept of fair use must be
|
||
supported and expanded in an increasingly mediated environment.
|
||
|
||
5: Consumer Advocacy
|
||
The federal government should set up an special consumer affairs division aimed
|
||
solely at the computer/net industry. The atrocious behavior of this industry
|
||
towards consumers must be stopped. Because computers and computer networks are
|
||
a new frontier for commerce, vendors and service providers have managed to get
|
||
away with selling faulty product, oversubscribing networks till they no longer
|
||
serve the consumer's needs, engaging in standards wars that are disruptive to
|
||
service and stability, etc. If government agencies are good for anything, it's
|
||
for ensuring that consumers aren't victims of malevolent business practices.
|
||
|
||
Relatedly, we believe the federal government should punish Microsoft severely
|
||
enough so that it hurts for its sleazy monopolistic practices. But separating
|
||
Explorer from Windows just doesn't make any danm sense. Packing them together
|
||
really IS the natural thing to do.
|
||
|
||
by R.U. Sirius and Cyberguy
|
||
*************
|
||
Think REALLY Different
|
||
Check out THE REVOLUTION website at
|
||
http://www.the-revolution.org
|
||
|
||
Check Out
|
||
The Post-Modern Social Contract with America www.the-revolution.org/
|
||
|
||
The Party Platform www.the-revolution.org/
|
||
|
||
The Revolution(r) 7 Point Program for Dramatically Decreasing the
|
||
Threat of
|
||
International Terrorism www.the-revolution.org/
|
||
|
||
Revolutionary Strategies wwww.the-revolution.org/ (Don, that's the
|
||
How to
|
||
Win Section)
|
||
|
||
R.U. Sirius on Bill, Monica, and Wagging Dogs www.the-revolution.org/
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Triads" by Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
I think I've found another triad that fits the old 'Pick any two..' adage. You
|
||
can be: [Honest, Good, Friendly] at any given time. But only two of the set at
|
||
once. I think a lot of my personal integrity faults have resulted from me trying
|
||
to be all three at once. I think a lot of my disappointments in others was in
|
||
expecting them to be all three at once. If anyone knows of any other 'Pick any
|
||
two' sets, send 'em to me. I think I might make a GwD file from 'em if I can
|
||
get enough..
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
SSSS MM MM IIII L EEEEEE
|
||
S S M M M M I L E
|
||
S M M M I L E
|
||
SSSS M M I L E
|
||
SS M M I L EEEE
|
||
S M M I L E
|
||
S S M M I L E
|
||
SSSS M M IIIII LLLLLLL EEEEEE
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
From : Kp Neato Dee #21
|
||
To : All
|
||
Subject: MORE WASP FOOD FOR YOU
|
||
Date : 17 Feb 95 02:00
|
||
|
||
TRADITIONAL WASP ETHNIC DISHES:
|
||
|
||
I. FOOD TO EAT
|
||
A. CANDY CANES
|
||
1. CHEAP
|
||
2. COMPRESSED SUGAR AND FLAVORING
|
||
3. EFFECIENT, PRACTICAL, WASP, JUST LIKE ME
|
||
4. EXTRAPOLATING: KPND IS CANDY CANE
|
||
B. TANG
|
||
1. SPOONFUL OF TANG IS HAPPY ORANGE FOOD
|
||
2. NO WATER IS REQUIRED
|
||
a. WATER IS OPTIONAL
|
||
b. WATER IS NOT REQUIRED
|
||
3. ASTRONAUTS CONSUME TANG
|
||
a. TO BECOME SPACE TRAVELLER, EAT TANG
|
||
b. THIS IS OBVIOUS
|
||
C. SANDWICH
|
||
1. PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY
|
||
a. JIFF PEANUT BUTTER
|
||
b. WELCH'S GRAPE JELLY
|
||
c. TWO SLICES WASP WONDER WHITE BREAD (KKK APPROVED)
|
||
d. NO SUBSTITUTIONS PERMITTED, THEY ARE GROSS AND UNNATURAL
|
||
2. HAM AND CHEESE PRODUCT
|
||
a. HAM
|
||
b. AMERICAN CHEESE PRODUCT SLICE
|
||
c. TWO SLICES WASP WONDER WHITE BREAD (KKK APPROVED)
|
||
|
||
II. FOOD TO WEAR
|
||
A. GUMMI BEARS
|
||
1. REQUIRE SALIVA
|
||
2. APPLY TO CLOTHING AS FASHIONABLE FASHION ACCESSORY FOR YOU
|
||
B. TANG
|
||
1. DUST IN HAIR
|
||
2. CREATES ORANGE TINGE AS FASHIONABLE FASHION COLOR FOR YOU
|
||
C. PEANUT BUTTER
|
||
1. APPLY LIBERALLY TO SKIN
|
||
2. CREATES PALLID BROWN GOOKY TEXTURE ON SKIN AS FASHIONABLE
|
||
LOOK FOR THE '90S MAN/WOMAN FOR YOU
|
||
D. TWIZZLERS
|
||
1. INSERTED INTO NOSE HOLES
|
||
2. CREATE RED ANNTENA-SPACE ALIEN LOOK AS FASHIONABLE FASHION
|
||
LOOK OF SPACE TRAVELLING ABILITY FOR YOU. YOU ARE A GO-GETTER.
|
||
YOU HAVE BEEN TO MARS.
|
||
|
||
THANK YOU VERY MUCH,
|
||
KPND
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Tue, 29 Dec 1998 10:38:11 -0500
|
||
From: "Mediconsult.com" <visitor_news@MEDICONSULT.COM>
|
||
To: gwd@GREENY.org
|
||
Subject: GETTING TO KNOW THE DRUGS YOU TAKE
|
||
|
||
* Here's to the wine-drinking Danes!
|
||
|
||
Yet another study has confirmed a regular tipple of wine may
|
||
reduce your chance of suffering a stroke. Researchers at
|
||
Copenhagen University studied 13,000 Danes over 16 years and
|
||
found that daily wine drinkers were 32% less prone to strokes.
|
||
What's more, drinking wine with your meal may also prevent
|
||
unhealthy changes in your blood composition caused by your
|
||
food. The researchers found no similar benefits for beer or
|
||
liquor consumption. To get to the bottom of Danish drinking
|
||
habits, see http://www.mediconsult.com/strokes/news/
|
||
|
||
And while studies may point to the benefits of daily wine drinking,
|
||
consumption of alcohol of any kind always involves risks.
|
||
For a greater understanding of alcohol's pros and cons, see
|
||
http://www.mediconsult.com/general/shareware/chemo/eating_b.html
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Fun Moo-Cow"
|
||
|
||
_ _
|
||
| \/ \|/ /
|
||
\ _ _ \
|
||
|.o..o. \__________ _ _ _
|
||
\ | / MMMMMMMMMMMMM \ /_
|
||
o o |/- MMMMM | \
|
||
__ / MM | |\
|
||
{ | ||
|
||
\ | / |\
|
||
\ _ \ ____ _\ /
|
||
\ / \##\ /
|
||
| / I I \ |
|
||
| | { >
|
||
| ( | |
|
||
/__/ /__/
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"We Didn't Go to This, But Being Invited Is All that Counts."
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
the k-rad e'zine konnection of hOe publications and pEz monthly present ::
|
||
|
||
.. the first ever ..
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
n i n e t y - s i x
|
||
|
||
"so 'leet, we're a year ahead."
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
what is dummercon '96?
|
||
----------------------
|
||
|
||
what is dummercon? well, basically, it's another one of those
|
||
get-together deals. but, not just _any_ get-together deal. no way, chico!
|
||
a get-together deal for _'zine guys_! woo woo.
|
||
|
||
no little majormud geeks with supersoakers here, baby. no sir-ee.
|
||
|
||
no dewdle boys looking for an ass to kiss, either. nope nope.
|
||
|
||
just 100% pure mackin' 'zine guys!
|
||
|
||
it'll be educational. entertaining. all that good stuff and then
|
||
some!
|
||
|
||
ALL ARE INVITED. ONLY THE MOST ELITE WILL SHOW UP.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
where and when is it?
|
||
---------------------
|
||
|
||
monday, july 31st, 1995
|
||
12:00 noon - 8:00 pm
|
||
|
||
fdr park
|
||
picnic area 7
|
||
philadelphia, pa.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
what will be happening?
|
||
(or; why the hell should i haul my ass to philly?)
|
||
--------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
dummercon '96 will _basically_ be a two-day dealy-deal formulated and
|
||
concieved of for the sole purpose of disgusting all of the modem warriors in
|
||
the e'zine scene by introducing us to each other, or at least whoever shows
|
||
up.
|
||
|
||
day one - (optional jammy) lollapalooza! that's right. some wise
|
||
dummercon folks decided it would be pretty keen to catch lollapalooza in
|
||
philly on july 30th, which is the day before dummercon! wowza. if you want
|
||
to go, there will be a nice sized caravan heading on up to the camden
|
||
waterfront park, so transportation will be no problem. you just need to
|
||
snatch yourself some tickets. black francis and courtney love within a
|
||
miles radius of each other? would you even dare miss it?
|
||
|
||
day two - the dummercon festivities (which we will go into detail
|
||
with shortly)!
|
||
|
||
although we will actually be having conversations on e'zines, ideas,
|
||
and progressing things we might be doing, the meeting is also amazingly
|
||
intended to be a social event. we're assuming this isn't a big deal and no
|
||
one coming to this deal will be some ansi dewdleboy that spends most of his
|
||
suburban life trapped up in his room because mommie and daddy don't 'get'
|
||
why he spends every waking hour drawing a picture of calvin and hobbes with
|
||
colored blocks on his computer. NO NONE OF THOSE GUYS HERE, NO SIR.
|
||
|
||
there are actually activities planned and raddy-rad things in the
|
||
works. if you have any suggestions, you can contact us at the places
|
||
specified later in this file. amazingly enough, here are some of the events
|
||
that are being planned;
|
||
|
||
[-----]
|
||
|
||
food, food, food! yeah, that's right, dummercon '96 is basically a
|
||
large scale computer-geek picnic. plenty of grub for _everyone_, even our
|
||
'husky' friends.
|
||
|
||
bobbing for warez! who can courier the warez out from the small tub
|
||
of water the fastest? only the elite shall survive! lamers will be
|
||
drowned!
|
||
|
||
fun! games! prizes! the big bag of dumb stuff raffle (come and
|
||
find out just what in blazes we're talking about)!
|
||
|
||
hang out with some of the coolest cats, like mogel, black francis,
|
||
and other e'zine guys! pretend you're elite enough to be our friends!
|
||
|
||
now, how much would you pay for this package? now wait; there's
|
||
more!
|
||
|
||
it's all all-out jam fest with black francis' super phat band, glue!
|
||
that's right! glue - live - at dummercon '96!
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
is there any cost? what can i do to help?
|
||
------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
dummercon is a going to be based on a very inexpensive site for one
|
||
very simple reason; we're all poor dumb moronic youthful angst-ridden
|
||
rejects. we have no money. this means bring your own picnic-like food.
|
||
don't come to dummercon without food expecting uncle moggie to take pity on
|
||
you. I'LL EAT MY FRIGGIN' PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY SANDWICH RIGHT IN YOUR
|
||
STINKIN' FACE, YOU MOOCHER. YEAH!@ point; bring food. lots of it.
|
||
especially if you're fat, ugly, stupid, slob.
|
||
|
||
that means _yew_, baby!
|
||
|
||
you're also welcome to bring fun-fun stuff. bring your favorite
|
||
tapes and cds (label your stuff so no one will haxor your stuff!@). bring
|
||
free printed out examples of your 'zine to pass around. bring free stuff to
|
||
give out. bring us food. bring us virgin women to sacrafice. wear really
|
||
stupid outfits. bring your pet Frog. Bring turnip seeds to plant. bring
|
||
your 0-day gnu phresh warez to trade!@ bring cooley-cool high-tech computer
|
||
stuff!@ bring your girlezz that we can wership!@
|
||
|
||
it wouldn't hurt to tell someone that you were coming either.
|
||
|
||
oh, and _no one_ better give a peep to syrinx about this.
|
||
|
||
(check the bottom of this here file to find out just how you can do
|
||
that, slick. oh, wait, here it is now!@ wow!@)
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
directions:
|
||
-----------
|
||
|
||
for those of you who will be driving to the conference, the following
|
||
is a list of directions. look for the big, goofy "dummercon" sign.
|
||
|
||
traveling from west & northwest pa :
|
||
|
||
take route 76 east (penn. turnpike) to exit 24. pay the toll to leave the
|
||
highway. follow the signs and take route 76 east (same number but schuykill
|
||
expressway) towards philadelphia. when you start to see skyscrapers, look
|
||
for route 676 east. bear left onto 676 east. follow the signs and take
|
||
I-95 south. give new jersey the finger (it's to your left). Stay on I-95
|
||
south till you get to broad street (look for signs for veterans stadium).
|
||
take the broad street exit and turn left onto broad street. go a few
|
||
blocks and turn left onto pattison avenue. enter the first parking lot on
|
||
the left. we are at picnic area 7.
|
||
|
||
traveling from central pa :
|
||
|
||
take route 81 south to exit 30 (pa turnpike). take route 76 east (penna.
|
||
turnpike) to exit 24. pay the toll to leave the highway. follow the signs
|
||
and take route 76 east (same number but schuykill expressway) towards
|
||
philadelphia. when you start to see skyscrapers, look for route 676 east.
|
||
bear left onto 676 east. follow the signs and take I-95 south. give new
|
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jersey the finger (it's to your left). stay on I-95 south till you get to
|
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broad street (look for signs for veterans stadium). take the broad street
|
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exit and turn left onto broad street. go a few blocks and turn left onto
|
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pattison avenue. enter the first parking lot on the left. we are at picnic
|
||
area 7.
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|
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traveling from northeast pa :
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|
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take route 9 south to exit 25 (pa turnpike). follow the signs and take
|
||
route 476 east (penna. turnpike) to 76 east (schuykill expressway), towards
|
||
philadelphia. when you start to see skyscrapers, look for route 676 east.
|
||
bear left onto 676 east. follow the signs and take I-95 south. give new
|
||
jersey the finger (it's to your left). stay on I-95 south till you get to
|
||
broad street (look for signs for veterans stadium). take the broad street
|
||
exit and turn left onto broad street. go a few blocks and turn left onto
|
||
pattison Avenue. enter the first parking lot on the left. we are at picnic
|
||
area 7.
|
||
|
||
traveling from nj :
|
||
|
||
cross the walt whitman bridge and then take route 76 west (schuykill
|
||
expressway). leave the expressway at exit 45. travel down broad st. in the
|
||
direction of veteran's stadium (A few blocks). at pattison avenue, make a
|
||
right. enter the first parking lot on the left. we are at picnic area 7.
|
||
|
||
traveling from delaware :
|
||
|
||
go north on I-95. you will pass the philadelphia airport. it may stink
|
||
because of nearby refineries (and you're entering philadelphia, remember?)
|
||
leave I-95 at the broad street exit. turn left off from the exit onto broad
|
||
street. at pattison avenue, make a left. enter the first parking lot on
|
||
the left. we are at picnic area 7.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
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||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
correspondence
|
||
--------------
|
||
|
||
if anyone requires any additional information, needs to ask any
|
||
questions, or would like to let us know that you're coming (it's good for us
|
||
to expect you), you may mail us at ::
|
||
|
||
mpg4681@rit.edu
|
||
mogel@phantom.com
|
||
bfrancis@squeaky.free.org
|
||
|
||
you might also be lucky enough to catch one of us on IRC in #zines.
|
||
|
||
those of you without net access, can call the following boards and
|
||
contact either mogel or black francis ::
|
||
|
||
goat blowers anonymous - (215) 750-0392
|
||
the land of rape and honey - (609) 698-1358
|
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|
||
we love you.
|
||
|
||
============================================================================
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||
============================================================================
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Wed, 20 Jan 1999 13:17:09 -0400 (EDT)
|
||
From: "55121@" <>
|
||
To: gwd@GREENY.org
|
||
Subject: NEWS RELEASE! NON-SURGICAL LIPOSUCTION NOWW AVAILABLE IN U.S.A.!!!
|
||
|
||
Sparks International, an import company based in South Carolina, announces a
|
||
breakthrough herbal product that creates immediate, permanent fat-loss for a
|
||
fraction of the cost of liposuction surgery and is now available in the United
|
||
States for the first time.
|
||
|
||
"Now Americans don't have to resort to the pain and expense of liposuction
|
||
surgery to get immediate results on stubborn fat and cellulite." explained
|
||
Sparks president James Yates.
|
||
|
||
"Our revolutionary herbal gel is gently rubbed into the skin. The liposome
|
||
formula quickly penetrates to the fatty tissue where it liqefies the excess fat
|
||
on contact. The body then treats the liquefied fat as a waste product and
|
||
eliminates it naturally through urination.
|
||
|
||
"Another great advantage," Yates continued, "is that our product retails for
|
||
under $200 and produces real fat loss -- not water loss -- in 24 hours.
|
||
|
||
"Although our product is new in the United States, it has been sold
|
||
internationally for four years. The statistics on over one million international
|
||
customers show an average permanent fat loss of 1 to 1-1/2 inches in each fat-
|
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prone area -- stomach, hips, and thighs -- with just one application."
|
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|
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Yates further explained that the herbal gel is safe to use on a regular basis as
|
||
many times as needed to achieve individual fat-loss goals.
|
||
|
||
"We're very excited about our product because now people on limited budgets can
|
||
enjoy the immediate, dramatic results that once only the rich could afford --
|
||
without surgery -- and without spending a fortune."
|
||
|
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FOR MORE INFORMATION, CLICK HERE.
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||
|
||
To speak directly to a FAT-LOSS SPECIALIST, call toll-free, 1-888-689-3097.
|
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|
||
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|
||
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||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 3:14 am Thu Nov 2, 1995 Number : 51 of 51
|
||
From: Flingy Base : Permenant stuff takes too long
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: exgirlfriends Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Okay, here's a little Flingy trivia for ya;
|
||
My ex-girlfriend, her name's Melonie, went to Puerto Rico this summer. We
|
||
weren't getting along too well, and the night before she left, we decided to
|
||
"see other people" for the summer. I had a great summer, and I was actually
|
||
looking forward to her return. Anyhow, to make a long story short, she got
|
||
back and heard that I was a little fuck machine all summer (which, sad to say,
|
||
is untrue), and she pretty much totally slandered me to all of her friends
|
||
(some of whom I liked alot). Anyway, she ALSO had a new roommate, who's name
|
||
is Amy. Amy and I soon became BEST FRIENDS (platonic; she's the one with the
|
||
Bull ring). So, Mel started fucking this guy like 4 days after she "dumped"
|
||
me, which is only annoying because she told all her friends that I had robed
|
||
her of some emotional investment, and I think any emotional investment at all
|
||
would take a little more than 4 days to get over. So, this is all old news,
|
||
but important backgroung for the story, which is this;
|
||
Mel thinks I am some kinda sexual predator; so whenever I go to visit Amy, I
|
||
say things to Amy that I know Mel will overhear, things like "I'm all dressed
|
||
up because I'm goin' to the club to pick up some unsuspecting girl so I can
|
||
use her for sex!" Amy thinks mel is a Troll (my new nickname for Mel), so she
|
||
plays along.. The point? i'm not sure there is one, except that becoming best
|
||
friends with your ex-girlfriend's roommate is a GREAT way to make her realize
|
||
that she lost out in a BIG way when she wasn't capable of any kind of intimacy
|
||
beyond spreading her legs; My friendship with Amy is like a constant reminder
|
||
to Mel that she isn't capable of much else, which in the end, is very
|
||
entertaining for me. Well, 3:15 a.m. Ramble Mode off...
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1998 07:27:01 -0600 (CST)
|
||
From: "Activision, Inc." <asteroids-announce@www2.activision.com>
|
||
Subject: Asteroids is back and better than ever!
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
|
||
Come visit us at www.activision.com and test your asteroid-blasting skills by
|
||
taking the Asteroids Challenge --- a free, playable Demo of the original classic
|
||
arcade hit --- guaranteed to bring back memories. Then, check out the new PC
|
||
version of Asteriods with updated 3D graphics, explosive graphics and multi-
|
||
player mode.
|
||
|
||
The new Asteroids is available now everywhere and now offered in the Activision
|
||
Online Store at the exclusive price of only $29.95 through January 15th, 1999.
|
||
Check out FREE game offers and other year-end discounts in the Store at
|
||
http://www.activision.com/store
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From: Schizo,aka Big Daddy, Leaping LaVar etc.<primetime21neondeion@my-deja.com>
|
||
Newsgroups: rec.arts.tv
|
||
Subject: Please post the naked pics of Dark Angel girl
|
||
Date: Mon, 09 Oct 2000 01:30:58 GMT
|
||
Organization: Deja.com - Before you buy.
|
||
|
||
I watched Dark Angel and I love the sexy nasty girl who has special powers.
|
||
Please to show her with no clothes for me to see.
|
||
|
||
I would like to see the url where the nakedness of her is shown to play with
|
||
myself. Please post these for me.
|
||
|
||
Much thanks.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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||
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||
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|
||
|
||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Sat, 31 Oct 1998 11:30:54 -0500 (EST)
|
||
From: Paul Southworth <pauls@etext.org>
|
||
To: "GwD, Inc." <gwd@geocities.com>
|
||
Subject: Re: file upload
|
||
|
||
Lobo,
|
||
|
||
You still publishing? Haven't heard from you since March. The ETEXT Archives
|
||
always needs more stuff.
|
||
|
||
--Paul
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Mon, 28 Feb 2000 13:17:28 -0500 (EST)
|
||
From: mogel <mogel@hoe.nu>
|
||
To: gwd@greeny.org
|
||
Subject: hey hey hey
|
||
|
||
hey lobo OR seth, whomever reads this:
|
||
i've been enlisted by jason scott of textfiles.com to help created
|
||
a "news!"/what's-a-happenin'-now feature on his site.... so i couldn't
|
||
remember if i was on any sort of gwd-mailing list. i recall you having a
|
||
'notification list' of some sort, which let me know that you guys
|
||
released, but i'm not sure if my current address (mogel@hoe.nu) is still
|
||
on there. if it's not, could you please add it? if there is no list,
|
||
could you somehow let me know when a new release comes out? textfiles.com
|
||
gets thousands of hits a day, so it might be dandy to have a news source
|
||
to inform folks of releases. sound okay?
|
||
|
||
-mogel
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
________________________________________________________________________________
|
||
Official Press Release from GwD, Incorporated's Corporate Offices
|
||
P.O. Box 16038
|
||
Lubbock, TX 79490
|
||
________________________________________________________________________________
|
||
|
||
FROM: The GwD Council
|
||
|
||
TO: All GwD Task Force Members; All United States News Agencies; The
|
||
President of the United States; The Senate; The House of Representatives;
|
||
The InterNIC; The Michigan Militia; The Free Men; Pope John Paul II; The
|
||
CIA; The FBI; The NSA; Southwestern Bell; Lubbock Power and Light; South-
|
||
western Public Service Company; The Muleshoe Volunteer Fire Dept.; The
|
||
IRA; The Animal Liberation Front (ALF); Anyone Else Who Might Give A
|
||
Rat's Ass
|
||
|
||
DATE: July 4, 1996
|
||
|
||
RE: Power Outage in Southwestern United States, April 16, 1996
|
||
|
||
This was posted to the message base "Uncle Sam wants me, but I'm taken, dammit!"
|
||
on The Snake's Den BBS. It relates how GwD caused the power outage and is
|
||
therefore a force to be reckoned with. Post this to all newsgroups, bulletin
|
||
boards, and mailing lists you know of. If you do not, you share the fate of the
|
||
power-plant in Muleshoe.
|
||
|
||
Date: 5:20 pm Thu Apr 25, 1996 Number : 47 of 50
|
||
From: Lobo Base : Uncle Sam wants me, but I'm ta
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: GwD strikes.... Replies: 2
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
I know this is on the wrong sub, but i don't care.
|
||
|
||
GwD hereby claims responsibility for the power failure of last week (04/16/96).
|
||
Four (count them 1-2-3-4) states lost power because of our meddling. Heh.
|
||
yeah. Well, we have confirmed reports about parts of Texas and New Mexico
|
||
losing power, and unconfirmed reports of parts of Oklahoma. I guess that
|
||
makes 3, eh? FUCK YOU THEN. We still did it. However, we only did it to
|
||
avoid global conflagration. You see, TOFTAOBL was planning to cause a major
|
||
fire that would destroy much of western civilization. Anyway, the plans were
|
||
on their Super-Duper Computer (tm), and they appeared to be naught but
|
||
garbled code when we stole them, so we had to take the entire system down
|
||
just to make sure their data was erased. it caused a backlash through the
|
||
power lines, blacking out parts of the aforementioned states. GwD was
|
||
responsible for the blackout. This is not an apology.
|
||
|
||
-+- This message was brought to you by The GwD High Council -+-
|
||
copyright (c) 1996 by GwD, Inc.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 4:13 pm Tue May 9, 1995 Number : 100 of 100
|
||
From: Napalm Base : [ChiaNet] SysOp Area
|
||
To : Astoroth The Devil Refer #: 96
|
||
Subj: Re: Laughing time Part1 Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Sent Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
AT> Take a look and laugh at all the differnet types of twits.
|
||
|
||
9 out of 10 BBSers think the tenth is an idiot. They're right.
|
||
2 out of the ten think the other eight are idiots. They're right too.
|
||
The tenth one thinks all the rest are idiots, and says so, as well as commenting
|
||
colorfully on their ancestry, habits, and probable destiny in the afterlife.
|
||
Six out of the ten laugh heartily at these comments from the tenth. They may
|
||
make death threats as well. Three ignore him.
|
||
|
||
--- Renegade v5-31 Exp
|
||
* Origin: The Snake's Den 806.793.3779 just call it, eh? (155:806/3)
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"The 'Complete' GwD Membership, as of Sometime in 1995 when Lobo Licious Stopped
|
||
Updating the ASCII List"
|
||
|
||
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|
||
GwD Task Force Members:
|
||
|
||
Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
|
||
Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth Sometimes
|
||
Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink
|
||
Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
|
||
Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
|
||
Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
|
||
|
||
Droogs-
|
||
Ailanthus Kilroy
|
||
Alkaloid Kith-Kanan
|
||
Aracnia Legolas
|
||
Beth Da Petereter Longshot
|
||
Beowulf Magnum
|
||
Big Red Fed Malachi
|
||
Bill Hooper Miyamoto
|
||
Bloody Mary Mr. Q
|
||
Bob The Master of the World Rory
|
||
Brazen Sargonis
|
||
Bruno Shadowmaster
|
||
Dreamer Sir Flea
|
||
Elixir Siva
|
||
fastjack Snotty
|
||
Franche Coma Spanky McDougal, Sir!
|
||
Franken Gibe S00per Sperm
|
||
GenAerik Trojan-Man
|
||
Genghis Kahn Wiz Kid
|
||
Hallucination Zelia Winter
|
||
Hoggle Zen
|
||
Jakyl Zippy
|
||
Juan Valdez
|
||
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
|
||
|
||
a more complete list can, of course, be found at
|
||
http://www.GREENY.org/members/members.html
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Nudie Pics from Xenocide's BBS (The Static Line)"
|
||
|
||
GwD is all about PORNO, so here you go.
|
||
|
||
We don't know who actually did these. Alas.
|
||
|
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Date: 5:31 pm Sun Nov 5, 1995 Number : 58 of 59
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From: Trojan-Man Base : [LubbockNet] For Sale
|
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To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: dshfkla Replies: 1
|
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Stat: Sent Origin : 05 Nov 95 02:28:36
|
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I'm looking for something in the way of a 386/33+ nothing fancy, just something
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with enuff power to play my girlfriends stupid games so she'll shut up and let
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me waste my time on the I-net like a real geek....a simple mother board will
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||
work if it'll fit an old IBM PS/1 casing....please reply here or at the Den if
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you can help...
|
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|
||
Safer Sex Forever,
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Trojan-man
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--- Renegade v10-05 Exp
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* Origin: The Cove (806)795-4926 (1:3804/100)
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From: "Thought Criminal" <tc6079@hotmail.com>
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To: gwd@geocities.com
|
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Subject: ...
|
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Date: Wed, 18 Nov 1998 10:34:11 PST
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|
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Minneapolis, March of 1997 <end>
|
||
Five heritics form a band to bring an end to mediocrity <end>
|
||
Fusing intense metal with Thoughtful lyrics <end>
|
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Marking the birth of a new age for music <end>
|
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The subversives, the dissidents, the anarchist disruptors and those who
|
||
fight against standards, norms, accepted truths and the injustice of the
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mutated american dream. <end>
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ThoughtCrime has arrived.
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<end message>
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"The 'Complete' GwD Member List, from GwDweb (http://www.GREENY.org/) as of
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_dr00gs_
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- The GwD High Council -
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*Type of Guys*
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Lobo Licious (Top Worshipper Type of Guy/Editor GwD: The American Dream.../
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Propagandist)
|
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The Man, The Myth, The Action-Figure! (The Deodorant?)
|
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Seth The Man (Top Dog Type of Guy/Propagandist/Mission Control SysOp - Chaos)
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He's got more souls than SATAN!
|
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Ratt Fink (Top Organizer Type of Guy; Inactive)
|
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Free Religion. Free Speech. Free Assembly. Free Sex?
|
||
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Diamondback (Worshipper Type of Guy/Propagandist/Command Center SysOp - The Snake's Den)
|
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LAN King, MUTHAFUCKA!
|
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TransDerm-Nitro (Dog Type of Guy/former First Conquest SysOp - GridPoint;
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Inactive)
|
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He would not could not on a train, he would not could not on a plane.
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*Non-Type of Guy High Council Member(s)*
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Yancey Slide (Admiral, GwD Corsair Brigade/Propagandist; formerly Spanky
|
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McDougal/Swedish Shef)
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Pirate AND Conspiracy Theorist
|
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- The GwD Council -
|
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Acid Warlock (former[?] SysOp - Purple Hell; Inactive)
|
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Fuck you, I won't do what you tell me.
|
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Ailanthus (former SysOp - Light My Fire/TPC; Inactive)
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Pour the gasoline, yeah, burn the fucker clean.
|
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Aracnia (Propagandist; Inactive)
|
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Black Widow Ops (whatever the hell that means)
|
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Big Red Fed (SysOp - Federation Slayers'; Inactive)
|
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You want fries with that?
|
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Bill Hooper (Propagandist/Resident Programmer)
|
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He's a Pimp. AND He's better than YOU.
|
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Black Francis (former SysOp - Goat Blowers Anonymous; Inactive)
|
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This monkey's gone to heaven.
|
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Bob The Master of the World (Propagandist)
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No one expects the Spanish Inquisition!
|
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Breed_x (Programmer)
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Chach
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Captain Harlock (former SysOp - Babylon 4; Inactive)
|
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Rants, Raves, RPGs, and Campus Politics
|
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Carson (Propagandist; MIA)
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BATF sucks.
|
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Chiba (former SysOp - The Sprawl; Inactive)
|
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In the Navy, you can sail the 7 seas!
|
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fastjack (Type of Guy E Meritus/Commander, GwD Military Forces/Propagandist/
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former - SysOp SWaB; Inactive)
|
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Tattoos, piercings, and chitterlins
|
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|
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Franken Gibe (Propagandist; Modern-Day Messiah)
|
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The /<ing of Shit
|
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|
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Izzy (Graphical Propagandist/former SysOp - The Pirates' Cove)
|
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Graphix God
|
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Jaffo (Propagandist; Inactive)
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Political Activist OR Government Assassin? YOU be the Judge.
|
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|
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K2 (Propagandist; MIA)
|
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Beware Deceptive Alien Entities!
|
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|
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Kp Neato Dee (Propagandist)
|
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The Lubbock BBS Legend has come to the small screen. Or something like
|
||
that.
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Kilroy (Propagandist)
|
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Kilroy was HERE.
|
||
|
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Lasher (Propagandist)
|
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That's Mr. Storm Chaser to You!
|
||
|
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The Lizard King (Hashishim Warrior/Type of Guy E Meritus/Propagandist; Inactive)
|
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Stays Crispy, Even in Milk!
|
||
|
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Longshot (former SysOp - The Siege Perilous; Inactive)
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All the angst with half the calories!
|
||
|
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The Mad Screamer (Propagandist)
|
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Your soul is mine!
|
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Malachi (former SysOp - GwD On-line/The Garden of Eden; Inactive)
|
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It's a critical solution, and the east coast got the blues.
|
||
|
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Marduk (GwaDFest98 Host)
|
||
Contributing to the Delinquency of Shitheads
|
||
|
||
Mogel (Propagandist/former SysOp - Mogel-Land; Inactive)
|
||
sentenced to unrenown
|
||
|
||
Napalm (Commander, GwD Special Forces/Propagandist; formerly Aerik Aeriksson; Inactive)
|
||
Turf, turf, and more turf
|
||
|
||
Oscar the Pornographer (Propagandist)
|
||
More pr0n than you can possibly imagine...
|
||
|
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Pezzy (Propagandist)
|
||
Puppet Master 6
|
||
|
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Phlegm (3/Y+3 Net Guy)
|
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Software Store...Get Warez
|
||
|
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Priest (Head of Communications/Propagandist)
|
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Lineman for the County...Reach out and touch ME, bitch!
|
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|
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Psychosomatic Illusion (former SysOp - Pscyho's Chiropractic Institute; Inactive)
|
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ORWELL WAS RIGHT
|
||
|
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Rainne (Propagandist)
|
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Ooo! Snacky cakes. Get Down!
|
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|
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Snotty (Head Beeotch, GwD Beeotch Platoon)
|
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Let's make duck noises! GREELEY ROCKS.
|
||
|
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Sir Flea (Propagandist)
|
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Prophet. Knight. Insect.
|
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SyntaX (former SysOp - Ambient Underworld; Inactive)
|
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Pass me da Green
|
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|
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Trailer Park Queen (Propagandist; Inactive)
|
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Say -unh-, Caress Me Down.
|
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|
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Trojan-Man (Propagandist; Inactive)
|
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He IS the Lubbock Avalanche-Journal.
|
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|
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Xenocide (former SysOp - Static Line; MIA)
|
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Test your might.
|
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Zen (Propagandist; Inactive)
|
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What's up, white bread?
|
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|
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Zippy (Propagandist/former SysOp Starchy White Boy BBS/Club Baby Seal; Inactive)
|
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Gabba Gabba, We Accept You, We Accept You, One of Us
|
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|
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*other assorted dr00gs (and dr00gettes)*
|
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|
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Arlo
|
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Skating for GREENY. SUPPORT THE reeB.
|
||
|
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Big Man Joe (EXCOMMUNICATED --This fucker's going down for what he did.)
|
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Little Man Tate
|
||
|
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Bruno
|
||
G.I. Joe Croatian -- NOW WITH BITCH-SLAP ACTION!
|
||
|
||
Captain Smooth (Inactive)
|
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Willow, Don't let Elora die!
|
||
|
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Ciacco the Hog
|
||
Gluttony for Fun and Profit!
|
||
|
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FeliX
|
||
Nat Turner's Insurrectionist and Free Speech Activist
|
||
|
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Franche Coma (formerly Steve Ignorant; MIA)
|
||
He brought the ruckus to a Lubbock BBS meeting. Fight the Power.
|
||
|
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Gerbil (Inactive)
|
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Old School dr00g
|
||
|
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Hallucination
|
||
What a long strange trip it's been.
|
||
|
||
Havoc (Inactive)
|
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The Purple Cow in FULL EFFECT.
|
||
|
||
Jakyl (dr00gscientist; Inactive)
|
||
I'm a lumberjack, BABY!
|
||
|
||
Legolas (MIA)
|
||
Homer was a lesbian.
|
||
|
||
Punkin (Inactive)
|
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50% Human, 50% Alien, ALL WOMAN
|
||
|
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Rear Admiral Muldoon and His Squadron of Tea-bagging Seamen (Head Chef; formerly
|
||
Chico Cuba)
|
||
Master of Shaft-Foo
|
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|
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Rory (dr00gscientist; Inactive)
|
||
I'm happy when I'm wet and swimming, I'm happy when I'm underground...
|
||
|
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Siva (Inactive)
|
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Looks like Phiber Optik
|
||
|
||
S00per Sperm (Inactive)
|
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What, do you wanna stick your dick up in her?
|
||
|
||
Zach D. (MIA)
|
||
Movie Critic and Arnold Schwarzenegger Lookalike
|
||
|
||
Zapp (Inactive)
|
||
Oh my God! They killed Kenny!
|
||
|
||
- - - - -
|
||
|
||
If you have information regarding the whereabouts of anyone listed as "MIA"
|
||
above, please e-mail such info. to GwD@GREENY.org. Word.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 12:52 pm Wed Oct 4, 1995 Number : 28 of 55
|
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From: Carson Base : 007 was a w@r3z d00d
|
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To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Ye Gads! Replies: 2
|
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Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
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|
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And yay, when DB looked down from the heavens and saw what Lemmy and Wildcat had
|
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wrought, yea, he became very wroth with them, for had he not decreed on the very
|
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day that Jemaboah came down from the mountain that, yea, those whom had shown
|
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great lameness in his eyes would be shown great iniquity by their lord.
|
||
|
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And when wild cat and lemme saw what they had wrought, and yea, they saw even
|
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unto all of the users of the board how wroth was their god, yea, did they fall
|
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down upon their faces and prostrate themselves before him, and yea, did they
|
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rent their hair, and tear at their clothing, and smite themselves furiously for
|
||
the shame that they in their iniquity had caused DB to visit upon them.
|
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For 40 days and 40 nights were they tormented and anguished, and on the morning
|
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of the 41st day did DB come to them in a dream, and yea, he instructed them as
|
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to their crimes and iniquities that they had visited unto themselves, and yea,
|
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unto the innocent users of the board unto the seventh generation, and cast out
|
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upon their bottoms were they, banished from the garden.
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And so it is written.
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"It's a Rocket-Ship, G."
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-----
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|
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From: Rod Black <rblack@sonofspamm.com>
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Organization: Son of Spamm! Entertainment
|
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To: domrec@GREENY.org
|
||
Subject: SOStv is coming Summer 2000!
|
||
|
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Domination,
|
||
|
||
Can someone please contact us with publicity, video, tour and press information
|
||
(Contact names, Direct phone#, E-mail's, etc.). Look for a new brand of variety
|
||
show on Fox this Summer, entitled SOStv (from the creator of Son of Spamm!
|
||
Magazine). Imagine Monty Python meets MTV meets Sportcenter meets Jerry
|
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Springer! The only show in history to heavily support Heavy and Hardcore
|
||
entertainment and music!!!!!
|
||
|
||
Please add us to your press/video list and E-mail us contact info.
|
||
Grafts!
|
||
|
||
Rod Black
|
||
Executive Producer, SOStv
|
||
Son of Spamm! Entertainment, Inc.
|
||
PO Box 1071 Bend, OR 97709 U.S.A.
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(541) 312-6712
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rblack@sonofspamm.com
|
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www.sonofspamm.com
|
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|
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-----
|
||
|
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50/50: SAMMY DAVIS JR. - CALLING BOARDS?
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Name: Kp Neato Dee #14 @3
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Date: Tue Mar 14 06:49:59 1995
|
||
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NO, HE'S DEAD. HE'S A BLACK JEW, BUT HE CAN'T CALL BOARDS. WHY?
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'CAUSE HE'S DEAD, THAT'S WHY! DEAD. DO I HAVE TO SPELL IT OUT FOR YOU?
|
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|
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-----
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||
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From: Dr Alan Solomon <drsolly@chartridge.win-uk.net>
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To: jaffo@onramp.net
|
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Date: Sun, 13 Oct 1996 20:42:00
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Subject: Re: Helpful Advice for Visiting Kibologists [Was: Mornington Kibo...]
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>Doctor, I took note of your recent adventures in my newsgroup (primary because
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>you were flirting with my fiancee.) No that's not correct, because my fiancee
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>was flirting with YOU.
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Sorry, I didn't know she was your fiancee. In fact, I didn't even know she
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was a she. You can never tell on the Internet. I hope she's pretty. I am.
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Well, my wife thinks so.
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>Anyway, this combination of events led me to your home page where I currently
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>find myself entertained.
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Glad you liked it.
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>If you are indeed THE Doctor Solomon, I hope you got tons of royalties and are
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>granted appropriate respect by the establishment.
|
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Yes, that's me. As in Dr Solomon's Antivirus.
|
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|
||
>I am delighted by your fiction and your humor, and will promptly add a link to
|
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>you from my page.
|
||
|
||
You might like to subscribe to alt.comp.virus. Unfortunately, there's a
|
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large amount of noise, but some bits are good.
|
||
|
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>It's a pleasure to meet you. You're welcome in APJ any time you feel like
|
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>talking to beastly Americans about politics.
|
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|
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alt.politics.jaffo does not appear on my server. I expect it's those
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beastly censors trying to keep the truth from us.
|
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|
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>
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>Or even if you just want to read some amateur fiction and have a cup of
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>coffee.
|
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|
||
Thanks for the invitation.
|
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|
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--
|
||
Alan Solomon, Chairman, AuthenTec Data Recovery and Computer Forensics
|
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Personal: drsolly@ibmpcug.co.uk http://www.ibmpcug.co.uk/~drsolly
|
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Business: alan.solomon@authentec.sprint.com news:alt.cesium
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I use Dr Solomon's Antivirus, from Dr Solomon's Software Ltd.
|
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DSSL: http://www.drsolomon.com email: support@drsolomon.com
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|
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-----
|
||
|
||
"LAN Game Stuff" by CoKe GoD
|
||
|
||
All right sluts we have talked about my last drinking experience way too much so
|
||
it is time for me to change the subject ;-)
|
||
|
||
If you know me pretty well, then you know I roam around on the delphi message
|
||
boards... mainly Maximum PC, and Maximum BS.
|
||
|
||
Well off a crazy Idea, I decided to throw up my own forum... so it is now up
|
||
under the name of
|
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|
||
COUNTER CHACH!
|
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|
||
WOOT!
|
||
|
||
So anyway you chaches, this is a place where we can post events, have lengthy
|
||
discussions, create polls, and do all that jazz... bob can even post porn there.
|
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|
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heres da link
|
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|
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http://www.delphi.com/chach
|
||
|
||
It will probably ask for a user name, you can either make an account, or make a
|
||
guest account, its up to you ;-). However, you cannot post messages as a guest.
|
||
|
||
Anyway, head over there and post and stuff... it also has links to greeny,
|
||
bobisms, edreamz, and the CS home page WOOT...
|
||
|
||
CoKe GoD out
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||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 1:55 am Thu Jun 22, 1995 Number : 12 of 13
|
||
From: Napalm Base : Rednecks 'r' Us
|
||
To : Gas Can Refer #: 7
|
||
Subj: Re: baths Replies: 1
|
||
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|
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GC> this cornball grabs it and runs around...beating himself over the head in a
|
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GC> clear pattern...and then he sets the paper aflame, and sacrifices it to his
|
||
GC> favorite self-invented demi-god. You'll never look at a newspaper quite the
|
||
|
||
Hey! That's not fair bringing that up again, you bastard.
|
||
|
||
And the Empress of the Redheads is NOT a self-invented demi-goddess.
|
||
She's REAL, main. I've MET her. Really.
|
||
|
||
Besides, it's not my fault if she likes newspapers. Oh, and the beating myself
|
||
over the head in a clear patter was just me sending an encrypted signal to the
|
||
Redhead Spaceship stationed in geosynchronous orbit above my domicile.
|
||
|
||
I sent the message so the Redhead Fist of Fury Leather Kung Foo Biker Slut
|
||
Ninjas wouldn't come and kick your ass for defacing that newspaper.
|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Mon, 6 Mar 2000 21:18:46 -0500 (EST)
|
||
From: mogel <mogel@textfiles.com>
|
||
To: A few text file folks: ;
|
||
Subject: Brand new text files NEWS site!
|
||
|
||
I apologize ahead of time if this e-mail is annoying. This is not a *spam*,
|
||
however. I specifically chose to write you about a new text files site. I'm
|
||
most likely writing you because you've been involved in the production of some
|
||
text publication over the years, or perhaps you're from BBS community from which
|
||
these files were commonplace.
|
||
Either way, I've put up a site which I think will be of interest to you.
|
||
It's a site that focuses on the "text file scene" as it currently exists.
|
||
Perhaps for some of you this site might just be nostalgia, but for others it's a
|
||
concentrated effort to make a central site for news, links, and updates for
|
||
ASCII 'zines and text. It will be updated constantly.
|
||
The URL is here:
|
||
|
||
http://scene.textfiles.com
|
||
|
||
It's worth taking a look at.
|
||
I'm especially hoping that you can throw me some webpage links and/or
|
||
references to 'zines that I don't know about, that currently publish. If you
|
||
can help, please write me back. Thanks for reading this.
|
||
|
||
-Mogel
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 7:16 pm Wed Jan 7, 1998 Number : 54 of 54
|
||
From: Zapp Base : Holy Shit, and other sacred th
|
||
To : Diamondback Refer #: 52
|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
||
D> And thus Zapp gets his first lesson in need-to-know information for high
|
||
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|
||
|
||
D'oh!
|
||
|
||
I figured that I had forgotten something when I came off with rug burns...
|
||
|
||
You know, I don't even think that relates one bit... I just don't know what to
|
||
call cloth burns... wait... call them cloth burns, idiot.
|
||
|
||
ATTEMPT #2:
|
||
|
||
D'oh!
|
||
|
||
I figured that I had forgotten something when I came off with CLOTH burns...
|
||
|
||
Better.
|
||
|
||
-Z
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: Wed, 3 Jan 2001 19:22:41 -0800 (PST)
|
||
From: "Grandmaster Ratte'" <gratte@cultdeadcow.com>
|
||
To: "GwD, Inc." <GwD@GREENY.org>
|
||
Subject: Re: new files? has the world gone mad?!?
|
||
|
||
Hey you silly bitch: if you hit ctrl-H or whatever in Pine to get extended
|
||
header stuff, you can enter your big-ass send list thing into the BCC field
|
||
(Blind carbon copy) instead of "to" and then nobody sees who else is on the list
|
||
and it's short and whatnot.
|
||
|
||
also, the link to pubs on the main page is busted, it goes to some MS "hi this
|
||
is MS web server" thing.
|
||
|
||
goddamnn it!@#$!
|
||
|
||
ratte'
|
||
|
||
Date: Thurs, 4 Jan 2001 08:11:03 -0800 (PST)
|
||
From: "Grandmaster Ratte'" <deadcow@cultdeadcow.com>
|
||
To: "GwD, Inc." <GwD@GREENY.org>
|
||
Subject: Re: new files? has the world gone mad?!?
|
||
|
||
haha! I read the stuff this morning, though a couple of the file links are
|
||
busted. I like the stuff you used.
|
||
|
||
anyhow, good release, sir. I liked the "SHIT YOUR PANTS" thing at the bottom,
|
||
that's great.
|
||
|
||
ratte'
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 9:59 pm Tue Feb 4, 1997 Number : 51 of 51
|
||
From: Piece Of Shit Tuna Base : Negative Net Exports...sounds
|
||
To : All Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: avast Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
Ar. Ye heerd about thee great starm of '75, have ye? Well, ye ain't heerd it
|
||
till ye heerd it from ME. I was THERE, me lads and lasses. I SEEN the the Lard
|
||
strike down upon the water with His'n bare hands and cause mighty waves and
|
||
swells. Aye. A Godly Patty-Cake with the Sea, it twas. The great waves swamped
|
||
the deck 'o me ship, the HMO Pay Till Yer Blue. Me lads all but jumped ship,
|
||
they did. Twas only my steadfast courage and threats of marder that kept 'em
|
||
on board. Ar cargo was precious, ye see. The Lard, knower of all, didn't-a
|
||
want us to reach port. But me and my lads, we outsmarted 'im.
|
||
|
||
Good thing Hooter's waitresses are bouyant.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
Date: 22 Jan 2001 16:09:07
|
||
From: Filina@2000.it
|
||
To: lobolicious@cyberdude.com
|
||
Subject: Hi my King!
|
||
|
||
Hi my King!
|
||
Have you received my letter? I want to correspond with you:
|
||
|
||
repetition:
|
||
Merry Christmas!
|
||
I wish you all the best and every happiness...
|
||
the special things that will give happy moments today
|
||
and happy memories tomorrow.
|
||
|
||
Sincerely,
|
||
Filina
|
||
============================
|
||
http://filina.ussr.to/
|
||
id: A290000
|
||
============================
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Dolphins are FUN!!!"
|
||
|
||
..-~~/
|
||
/ |
|
||
/ \
|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
||
CDC COMMUNICATIONS PRESS RELEASE
|
||
|
||
LUBBOCK, TX. AUGUST 18, 1994
|
||
|
||
TO THE ENTIRE PARTY MEMBERS AND PEOPLE:
|
||
|
||
OUR ENTIRE WORKING CLASS, COOPERATIVE FARMERS, OFFICERS AND MEN OF THE
|
||
PEOPLE'S ARMY, INTELLECTUALS, YOUTH AND STUDENTS, THE CENTRAL COMMITTEE OF THE
|
||
WORKERS' PARTY OF CDC, THE CENTRAL MILITARY COMMISSION OF THE PARTY, THE
|
||
NATIONAL DEFENCE COMMISSION, THE CENTRAL PEOPLE'S COMMITTEE AND THE
|
||
ADMINISTRATION COUNCIL OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S REPUBLIC OF CDC REPORT TO THE
|
||
ENTIRE PEOPLE OF THE COUNTRY WITH GREATEST JOY THAT THE GREAT LEADER COMRADE
|
||
SWAMP RATTE', FOUNDER OF THE INTERNET, GENERAL SECRETARY OF THE CENTRAL
|
||
COMMITTEE OF THE WORKERS' PARTY OF CDC AND PRESIDENT OF THE DEMOCRATIC PEOPLE'S
|
||
REPUBLIC OF CDC, HAS BEEN RESURRECTED.
|
||
|
||
OUR RESPECTED FATHERLY LEADER WHO HAS DEVOTED HIS WHOLE LIFE TO THE
|
||
POPULAR MASSES' CAUSE OF INDEPENDENCE AND ENGAGED HIMSELF IN TIRELESS AND
|
||
ENERGETIC ACTIVITIES FOR THE PROSPERITY OF THE MOTHERLAND AND THE HAPPINESS OF
|
||
THE PEOPLE, FOR THE REUNIFICATION OF THE COUNTRY AND INDEPENDENCE OF THE WORLD,
|
||
TILL THE LAST MOMENTS OF HIS LIFE, DEPARTED FROM US TO OUR GREATEST SORROW, AND
|
||
THEN RETURNED TO US IN OUR GREATEST JOY!
|
||
|
||
THE GREAT LEADER COMRADE SWAMP RATTE', FOUNDER OF THE INTERNET, IS THE
|
||
GREATEST OF GREAT MEN WHO HAS ALL THE QUALITIES AND TRAITS OF A GREAT MAN ON
|
||
THE HIGHEST LEVEL AND ENJOYED DEEP REVERENCE AND RESPECT FROM ALL OUR PEOPLE
|
||
AND THE WORLDS' PEOPLE.
|
||
|
||
A PEERLESS PATRIOT AND LEGENDARY HERO, HE LAID DOWN THE JUCHE-BASED LINE
|
||
OF THE CDC REVOLUTION IN THE DARKEST PERIOD OF FASCISM AND VICTORIOUSLY LED THE
|
||
20 YEARS OF THE ANTI-FASCIST REVOLUTIONARY STRUGGLE, CUTTING THE WAY THROUGH A
|
||
SEA OF BLOOD AND FLAMES. THUS, HE ACCOMPLISHED THE HISTORIC CAUSE OF NATIONAL
|
||
LIBERATION, OPENED THE WAY OF NATIONAL RESURRECTION AND ESTABLISHED THE
|
||
GLORIOUS REVOLUTIONARY TRADITIONS, THE ETERNAL FOUNDATION STONE OF OUR PARTY
|
||
AND REVOLUTION.
|
||
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|
||
|
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-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 12:27 pm Mon Sep 9, 1996 Number : 57 of 58
|
||
From: Carson Base : Ferris Bueller's Day Off is re
|
||
To : Havoc Refer #: 56
|
||
Subj: Re: Johnny Law Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
H> what sucked was db looked over, snickered and went inside...BITCH!
|
||
What did you expect? DB to run over and beat the cop senseless and save you
|
||
from a ticket or something? What, if DB would have come over to help it would
|
||
magically make the cop forget what he was doing? What, if DB came over the cop
|
||
would forget about you and write DB a citation for Public Insanity or something?
|
||
|
||
"Excuse me sir, can I see some sort of I.D."
|
||
"Heh heh...I'm me."
|
||
"That's all fine and good sir, but I need to know if you're licensed to exist
|
||
in public."
|
||
"Well gollee gee wilikers Mr. Policeman, am I gonna have to kill you too?"
|
||
"Just calm down son..."
|
||
"I've already got five of those stupid bubble cruisers in the back yard....I
|
||
use em as paintball targets, and the corpses make wonderful compost. In
|
||
fact, I know just where yours will go quite nicely....."
|
||
"Stay where you are..."
|
||
"You know, I'm the only person I know of to have ever stabbed someone to death
|
||
with a rollerblade...I'm gonna go get my trumpet now....you just stay
|
||
right there..."
|
||
|
||
...Cop jumps in cruiser and speeds away, leaving Havoc unscathed?
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"Federation Slayers" by Big Red Fed (BaRF), editorial comments by Lobo Licious
|
||
and Seth The Man
|
||
|
||
In the late hours of the night in the year of 1988 I began my first foray into
|
||
the online world. It was a time when the fastest modem available was 2400bps or
|
||
the equivalent of approximately a 2.4k baud modem [actually, 2400=2.4k baud, so
|
||
it's not approximate, chach]. Nothing compared to the speed of a 56k baud modem
|
||
of today. A time when ascii and ansi ruled. It was a time of discovery, not just
|
||
for me, but for the computer world as well. There was an internet back then, but
|
||
not much of, if any World Wide Web. Email, ftp, gopher,and telenet were the most
|
||
used terms back then. It was the beggining or the end of the beggining, of the
|
||
online era. It was in the wee hours of this period of time that I logged on to
|
||
my first Bulletin Board System called The Crystal Palace. The Crystal Palace was
|
||
the last of the systems from the end of the beggining. Totally text based and a
|
||
top speed of 300baud it was a home of the intellectual. Such discussions,
|
||
common today, were more remeniscent of elite social clubsor the writings of
|
||
Plato. Everything was discussed and considered. Everyone was accepted after
|
||
their own fashion. It was a close knit community, brought closer by the monthly
|
||
meetings held at the old town Hi-Di-Ho in Lubbock, Tx. It was at this time that
|
||
my brother procured for us that lightning fast 2400baud modem and state of the
|
||
art 386 motherboard. Upgrading our old 8088 we were now techno gurus. I began to
|
||
log on. The first thing, after who to call that is, you had to choose was a
|
||
handle. Only losers would use their real name. So, being red headed and short, I
|
||
chose the only appropriate pseudonym, Big Red. The Crystal Palace, Kaptain's
|
||
Korner, and Saturday Night Live will always be the hallowed names of great
|
||
places where great people gathered. I had to have my own. I went scouting for
|
||
the perfect software to run and therewere a few to pick from. I tried WildCat,
|
||
PCBoard, Visual BBS [sic; it's "Virtual(net) BBS"], many others and finally
|
||
settled on World War IV (WWIV). This was the software that ran the great KK and
|
||
SNL and the incentive of registering for ameager $80 (or thourgh the installment
|
||
plan) and getting a copy of the sourcecode sold me into this software. Written
|
||
by Wayne Bell, he and his software will go down in my personal history as two of
|
||
the greatest things in the world. Unziping everything and ignoring the
|
||
instructions I began the setup. [Didn't your brother, Fox, actually run the BBS
|
||
until he joined the Army?] (Instructions should only be used to further your
|
||
education of a product when the need arises to learn specific details not
|
||
obvious in the purpose or programming of a product.) I began to select and set
|
||
options at will. Leaving those things I did not understand until I did deem it
|
||
necessary I came upon the option that required me to name this new BBS. I think
|
||
even back then I had a Libertarian bent, even though I did not know of the party
|
||
until almost 8 years later. Although I didn't quite understand myself in any
|
||
political sense back then, I wanted a name that reflected my unrealized but
|
||
perceived love-hate relationship with government. The names Federation Slayers'
|
||
and Big Red Fed presented themselves for inspection to my critical processes
|
||
[Actually, if we remember right (which we do), you changed your name to "Big Red
|
||
Fed" because Seth's BBS (C.H.A.O.S.) deleted your "Big Red" account for some odd
|
||
reason one day, and for some other odd reason would not let you create a new
|
||
account with that name. Also, we distinctly remember that the BBS was named
|
||
"Federation Slayers" due to your Trade Wars addiction. You later came up with
|
||
this story about the government, but you seem to forget that the "feds" are
|
||
employees of the "federal" government, not the "federation." This ain't Star
|
||
Trek.] At the age of nine [you may have been on-line at nine, but you didn't
|
||
run the BBS until 13 or 14, cuz you're are age] these seemed the appropriate
|
||
names to me. A new world was born and this one will never be the same because of
|
||
it. [Much as we ridicule you, you're one of us, the last generation to mature
|
||
in the Lubbock BBS scene. You're also a dr00g, and thus you ROCK SERIOUS
|
||
BALLS.]
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
This is your brain: This is your brain on UNIX:
|
||
|
||
/~~~~~\ (~) (~)
|
||
( { & } ) (~) \~ (~)_(~) ~/ (~)
|
||
( { } ) ~\ \ ~ | ~ / /~
|
||
( O ) (~)_____\___\____|____/___/_____(~)
|
||
~\ \~ ~ \ /\ | /\ / ~
|
||
\ \ (~)___\/ \__|__/ \/___(~)
|
||
~ \__| |__/ ~
|
||
____| $ |____
|
||
/ |_____| \
|
||
(~) \ \ (~)
|
||
~ \ \ ~
|
||
Any questions?
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
_ _ HEY BOYS AND GIRLS! LOOK! _ _
|
||
((___)) ((___))
|
||
[ x x ] cDc communications [ x x ]
|
||
\ / \ /
|
||
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|
||
(U) t-files for January, 1993 by The Deth Vegetable, Omega,(U)
|
||
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|
||
THE NIGHTSTALKER, Obscure Images, Transderm-Nitro, G.A. Ellsworth,
|
||
and Tequila Willy. CDC193.ZIP also features
|
||
cDc Global Domination Update #10 by Swamp Ratte', BBS ads for the
|
||
cDc Factory Direct Outlets and info file, and the cDc Index.
|
||
Best of all, it's available right here and now on this very system.
|
||
|
||
CDC193.ZIP.
|
||
|
||
GET IT NOW OR SUFFER, PIG.
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
From jaffo@onramp.net Wed Oct 09 04:08:05 1996
|
||
Newsgroups:
|
||
alt.politics.jaffo,misc.misc,alt.philosophy.objectivism,alt.fan.jenn.politics,
|
||
alt.fan.richard.nixon,alt.religion.kibology,alt.comics.batman,alt.crime,
|
||
alt.criminals,alt.fan.frank-miller,alt.homosexual.robin,alt.chin.michael-keaton,
|
||
alt.muscles.fake,alt.hair.joker.the,alt.politics.batman,rec.arts.comics.dc,
|
||
soc.culture.law-enforcement.fictional,alt.fan.rush-limbaugh,
|
||
alt.politics.usa.republican,alt.fan.adam-west,alt.arts.ballet
|
||
Subject: BATMAN: Liberal Or Conservative?
|
||
Organization: Crossroads Entertainment
|
||
|
||
On 9 Oct 1996 07:50:31 GMT, tpfh@io.com (The Philosopher from Hell) wrote:
|
||
|
||
:I know this is probably going to get me "BZZZT!!!!1!"ed but...
|
||
:Is Batman a liberal or a conservative? :)
|
||
|
||
Now THIS is a great question! Truly worthy of Alt.Politics.Jaffo!
|
||
|
||
At first glance, Batman might look like a Conservative. He is certainly "tough
|
||
on crime."
|
||
|
||
However, determining Batman's true ideology is very difficult.
|
||
|
||
We must first define WHICH Batman we're talking about.
|
||
|
||
The old 1960's comic strip Batman was nothing more than a glorified policeman.
|
||
Go get the criminals, throw them in Arkham, wait for them to escape next week,
|
||
go get them again.
|
||
|
||
In this respect, he wasn't very political. Perhaps Conservative on the surface,
|
||
simply because he was fighting crime within the parameters of the "system."
|
||
|
||
But in a few instances, we've been treated to a meaner, grittier Batman. He
|
||
wasn't so much interested in "catching" criminals, as he was tracking them down
|
||
and beating the bloody shit out of them. A decidedly Libertarian approach.
|
||
|
||
He didn't really expect help from the authorities, and he was frequently at odds
|
||
with traditional law enforcement.
|
||
|
||
Of course, there is a third Batman we must consider. There is the live action
|
||
TV Batman, played elegantly by Adam West. Of all Batman's incarnations, this
|
||
is the only one I could possibly characterize as Liberal.
|
||
|
||
In this program, Batman engaged in a number of border line "Liberal" activities.
|
||
I will list them below.
|
||
|
||
1. Dancing - While all law enforcement figures do what they can to avoid
|
||
charges of "Police Brutality," I believe this incarnation of Batman went far
|
||
beyond reasonable measures in this regard. Not only did Batman frequently avoid
|
||
combat with certain criminals, but he actually spent a good portion of his
|
||
career DANCING, FLIRTING, negotiating, and even SLEEPING WITH many criminals.
|
||
I'm sure many of you Liberal ninnies think this kind of activity is pure
|
||
fiction, with no bearing on real life law enforcement. I have only two words
|
||
to share with you: MIDNIGHT BASKETBALL.
|
||
|
||
PS: I would also like to add that no Conservative has ever done "The Batman"
|
||
and any Conservative caught doing this "Liberal" dance would immediately be
|
||
drummed from the Continuum and be forced to make Star Trek guest appearances
|
||
until his hair fell out.
|
||
|
||
NOTE: This punishment was never applied to Phil Gramm. His hair loss is
|
||
completely unrelated to this procedure. Phil's sins are his own, and I assure
|
||
you, they involve a completely different Superhero.
|
||
|
||
You can tell the "Good Conservatives" from the "Bad Conservatives" by the amount
|
||
of hair they have left. Please witness the thick, bushy mops sported by Newt
|
||
Gingrich and Jack Kemp and adjust your votes accordingly.
|
||
|
||
Also note that the Liberals have an entirely different punishment schedule for
|
||
their candidates. I can't disclose what it is, but let's just say the
|
||
anatomy involved is commonly hidden from pubic^H^H^H^H^H public view, and if you
|
||
knew what it was, you would gain a whole new understanding of Democratic
|
||
opposition to Paula Jones.
|
||
|
||
(And if one of our worst punishments is Hair Loss, you can just imagine what Bob
|
||
Dole did that we had to break his arm and rip out his prostate...)
|
||
|
||
In fact, I believe I am the only Conservative ever to sit through the entire
|
||
scene in Pulp Fiction where John Travolta dances "The Batman," and rest assured,
|
||
I was searching frantically for my remote control during the entire sequence.
|
||
|
||
2. Favoritism - Adam West's Batman maintained a disturbing DOUBLE STANDARD with
|
||
regard to criminal punishment. He callously abused the expendable underlings,
|
||
while treating the criminal masterminds like fine china. I mean, let's face it,
|
||
can you name one Batman villain that could withstand a good punch in the jaw?
|
||
|
||
The Joker was a string bean wimp (and a notorious Homosexual!). The Penguin had
|
||
a serious weight problem and poor vision. King Tut was at least ambulatory, but
|
||
he couldn't stand up to a gang of unruly fourth graders, much less a divine
|
||
specimen of manhood like BM.
|
||
|
||
The Riddler looked wiry, but in those tights, a number of *ahem* obvious targets
|
||
would make him vulnerable in combat.
|
||
|
||
And don't even get me STARTED on the women!
|
||
|
||
In short, Batman displayed a very Liberal attitude toward crime, punishing the
|
||
economically disadvantaged underlings while allowing the true hard core felons
|
||
to escape.
|
||
|
||
In this regard, Adam West's Batman is less like a Crimefighter and more like a
|
||
strangely-dressed Tort Lawyer.
|
||
|
||
3. Batman was a single parent. While I applaud Batman's sense of personal
|
||
responsibility in taking care of young Dick Grayson, the boy needed a strong
|
||
female role model to develop properly. By granting the boy a life of wealth and
|
||
adventure, without providing a stable home environment, Bruce Wayne left the boy
|
||
open to manipulation by disreputable females. I grant you, Catwoman would be
|
||
enough to disrupt even a stable nuclear family, but without a strong "Mother"
|
||
figure to advise him, Robin was shockingly naive in his dealings with women.
|
||
|
||
Conservative men recognize the inherent treachery of women, and we avoid contact
|
||
with them except in the most structured and supervised environments.
|
||
|
||
Without a strong Mother figure, Robin's sexuality was permanently stuck in a
|
||
childlike state. Batman would warn him repeatedly to stay clear of these
|
||
predatory women, only to fall into their clutches himself later in the episode!
|
||
|
||
Given this unhealthy contrast, it's a wonder Robin didn't "fall from the apple
|
||
cart" more often!
|
||
|
||
Finally, I must take issue with Robin's mode of dress. I have already
|
||
demonstrated a number of credible threats to Robin's masculinity. I'm sure the
|
||
tights and the truly indecent short shorts could have pushed him over the edge!
|
||
|
||
To constantly expose this young man to a number of "alternative lifestyles", and
|
||
not even allow him the dignity of TROUSERS!!! I think you can see why I can not
|
||
endorse Batman's parenting.
|
||
|
||
In fact, based on these elements, one can only speculate on Batman's true
|
||
motives with regard to Robin. Was Batman simply compensating for his own
|
||
hyper-masculinity? Or was something darker at work?
|
||
|
||
I do not wish to speculate.
|
||
|
||
4. Finally, the most telling aspect of Batman's Liberalism, we have obtained
|
||
proof that in 1992, Adam West voted for Bill Clinton.
|
||
|
||
Let that be the final nail in the caped crusader's coffin...
|
||
|
||
I remain,
|
||
|
||
Jaffo
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
November 8, 1995
|
||
|
||
Dear Mr. Prosecutor,
|
||
|
||
My son, Shane Beesinger (05/06/77), and his friends
|
||
were out on October 31st, 1995 in the vicinity of the
|
||
2400 block of East Canyon Lake. He was stopped by the
|
||
police and each person was given a ticket for park
|
||
curfew. His citation number was 95141032. They had been
|
||
looking for a haunted house in that area. They were not
|
||
aware of a park curfew, nor were they doing anything wrong.
|
||
They were leaving the park area as they were stopped.
|
||
They saw no sign posted, nor did the policeman give them
|
||
a warning that they should not have been there. I called
|
||
internal affairs, and was told that "white kids at Mae
|
||
Simmons was like seeing a '57 Chevy at LakeRidge," and
|
||
that they did not belong there. I asked if that meant only
|
||
Cadillacs were at LakeRidge and '57 Chevy's on the East Side,
|
||
and he replied "yes." I said, "If there are black teenagers
|
||
at Maxey or Godeke Park, that they shouldn't be there." He
|
||
said that I took that out of context. I don't think so. I
|
||
guess that means that my son shouldn't have been a lifeguard
|
||
at Mae Simmons Park all summer for the city. He said that they
|
||
were never to go to that park. I asked why the ones fishing
|
||
were not ticketed, and was told that "they do not hurt anything".
|
||
Is that what the ordinance says, "...except those fishing"?
|
||
|
||
The kids were leaving, and had done nothing wrong.
|
||
There were no drugs, and was no drinking. They were all of
|
||
age 17 to 18 years old, and they do not belong to any gang.
|
||
|
||
I plead to the court to dismiss this ticket this time.
|
||
Shane has never been in trouble with the law, and is soon to
|
||
start attending Tech in the spring, and $75 would help buy books.
|
||
I doubt if he goes to the park again. Thank you for your time.
|
||
|
||
Thank You,
|
||
|
||
Karen Beesinger
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
Date: 8:15 pm Wed Sep 6, 1995 Number : 11 of 51
|
||
From: Phlegm Base : Animal Crackers as a carcenoge
|
||
To : Rancid Diamondback Refer #: 10
|
||
Subj: Re: Learning Bob Replies: 1
|
||
Stat: Normal Origin : Local
|
||
|
||
RD> Popes on dope.
|
||
RD>
|
||
RD>
|
||
RD> Get kinky....with Pope on a Rope.
|
||
RD>
|
||
RD>
|
||
RD> Ski with Je$u$ : Popes on slopes.
|
||
|
||
Sexual Harassment at the vatican: The pope that gropes
|
||
|
||
[Animal Crackers as a carcenogen] [11/51] :
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
"BUGS are GROSS but FUN!"
|
||
|
||
.-~~~-.
|
||
/ }
|
||
/ .-~
|
||
\ | }
|
||
___\.~~-.-~| .-~_
|
||
{ O | ` -~ ~-._
|
||
~--~/-|_\ .-~
|
||
/ | \~ - - ~
|
||
/ | \
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
(6/18): hello
|
||
Name: Hehe, Something To Make Ya Hap #52
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 21:33:07 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Validation Feedback (148 slots left)
|
||
|
||
what's up??
|
||
Nottin here, laterz
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(7/18): Hey
|
||
Name: Hehe, Something To Make Ya Hap #52
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 21:34:11 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Tried Chatting.
|
||
|
||
this is BMJ. Nive baord eh?
|
||
I mean naive
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(8/18): fofofoofof
|
||
Name: Hehe, Something To Make Ya Hap #52
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 21:34:36 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Tried Chatting.
|
||
|
||
hey---hooo--hey---hooo
|
||
hey ho
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(9/18): Number
|
||
Name: Hehe, Something To Make Ya Hap #52
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 21:35:25 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Tried Chatting.
|
||
|
||
3.tres.
|
||
III
|
||
as in ]I[
|
||
As in not four, very good
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(10/18): five
|
||
Name: Hehe, Something To Make Ya Hap #52
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 21:35:35 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Feedback.
|
||
|
||
r six???
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(11/18): oops
|
||
Name: Hehe, Something To Make Ya Hap #52
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 21:36:01 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Feedback.
|
||
|
||
that was number 4, this is number 5..no wait 6, 5
|
||
yeah okay 5
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(12/18): sheesh
|
||
Name: User3 #53
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:08:52 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Validation Feedback (147 slots left)
|
||
|
||
number 6!
|
||
and counting, I love this multi account stuff
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(13/18): I
|
||
Name: User3 #53
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:09:30 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Tried Chatting.
|
||
|
||
bet you think this is lame!
|
||
But I'm have=ing so much FUN!!!
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(14/18): Need
|
||
Name: User3 #53
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:10:09 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Feedback.
|
||
|
||
siome users??
|
||
well, by tonight you should have about 60 or so
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(15/18): Your
|
||
Name: User3 #53
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:10:41 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Feedback.
|
||
|
||
cool, aren't you?
|
||
yep, I wish everyone wasd like you, then all the faggets would be happy!
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(16/18): I
|
||
Name: User3 #53
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:11:24 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Feedback.
|
||
|
||
wish I was like you, Tall,dark,hansomw.
|
||
<SLAP> WAKE UP BMJ!!!
|
||
|
||
Junk {?} : I
|
||
|
||
(17/18): Sorry
|
||
Name: User3 #53
|
||
Date: Sat Sep 11 22:11:56 1993
|
||
|
||
RE: Feedback.
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I was dreamin there for a sec
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BIG MAN JOE
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Junk {?} : I
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(18/18): I'm
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Name: User54 #54
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Date: Sat Sep 11 22:17:30 1993
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RE: Validation Feedback (146 slots left)
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thrilled, I'm actually calling your BOARD!!
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<again>
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this is great, three users under my control.
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I bet you think your the awesome guy, well, I'll tell ya someting, YOU SUX!
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If you think I have no life then look in the mirror, all you do day after day
|
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is sit on your stricky chair and typr on that sticky keybaord.!
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Looks? nope
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persanality? nope
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kindness? nope
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oh nevermind I see why your always home now
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Junk {?} : I
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Date: 11:14 pm Wed Feb 2, 1994 Number : 50 of 54
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From: Lady Kirby Base : RA - Real Access General Chat
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To : All Refer #: None
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Subj: Smashing Testicles Replies: 2
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Stat: Normal Origin : Local
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The reason(s) girls rack guys:
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1. They don't realize how much it hurts.
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2. They're bitter, mean, and vicious because the male has the physical
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advantage, and they can't psychologically handle that, because they're
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so used to being in control they can't handle it when they're suddenly
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plucked from that position of authority.
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3. It's a form of penis envy. They're pissed because they don't have those
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neat toys, and they go by the maxim, if I can't have them, then you sure
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won't!
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Really girlies, racking a guy is a chicken-hearted, lily-livered, cowardly
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thing to do that shouldn't ever be done unless you're in immediate physical
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danger. Women think they know what this feels like, but they don't. Your
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typical woman goes around bragging/bitching about the pain of birth and the
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like, even though they've probably not even given birth yet. Even if they
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have, they've only done it on the average of twice. Guys get racked a lot more
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than two times in their lifetimes, I would venture to say. Just imagine this
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girls. Imagine the pain of giving birth for the first time (we're talking a 36
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hour labor here with multiple complications) mulitplied by two and
|
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concentrated in an area of your body no bigger than a marble. Pain? You
|
||
betcha.
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-----
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|
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Date: 3:00 pm Fri Apr 21, 1995 Number : 61 of 68
|
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From: Genaerik Base : [ChiaNet] Technical Help Etc.
|
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To : Badlands Refer #: None
|
||
Subj: Re: AOhelL Replies: None
|
||
Stat: Sent Origin : 19 Apr 95 18:22:10
|
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|
||
*** Quoting Badlands to Captain Harlock dated 04-18-95 ***
|
||
> I have people all the time ask me.."Do you have the interent ON your
|
||
> computer?"
|
||
> All you can do is groan and just say, NO, and leave it at that.
|
||
|
||
Liar. The Internet is programmed into your BIOS. It's a highly-sophisticated
|
||
AI program developed by the NSA to keep track of you and allow montoring of your
|
||
communications. Screw Clipper, they've got the Internet in your machine, in your
|
||
mind. Yes, ladies and gentlemen, it won't give up, it wants you dead, and
|
||
goddamn that noise inside your head.
|
||
|
||
--- T.A.G. 2.7c Standard
|
||
* Origin: Off World Colony 806.791.2806 (155:806/1)
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-----
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"The Period Table of the Elements"
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1A 2A 3A 4A 5A 6A 7A 8A
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----- -----
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1 | H | |He |
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|---+---- --------------------+---|
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2 |Li |Be | | B | C | N | O | F |Ne |
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|---+---| |---+---+---+---+---+---|
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3 |Na |Mg |3B 4B 5B 6B 7B | 8B |1B 2B |Al |Si | P | S |Cl |Ar |
|
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|---+---+---------------------------------------+---+---+---+---+---+---|
|
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4 | K |Ca |Sc |Ti | V |Cr |Mn |Fe |Co |Ni |Cu |Zn |Ga |Ge |As |Se |Br |Kr |
|
||
|---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---|
|
||
5 |Rb |Sr | Y |Zr |Nb |Mo |Tc |Ru |Rh |Pd |Ag |Cd |In |Sn |Sb |Te | I |Xe |
|
||
|---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---|
|
||
6 |Cs |Ba |LAN|Hf |Ta | W |Re |Os |Ir |Pt |Au |Hg |Tl |Pb |Bi |Po |At |Rn |
|
||
|---+---+---+------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
7 |Fr |Ra |ACT|
|
||
-------------
|
||
-------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
Lanthanide |La |Ce |Pr |Nd |Pm |Sm |Eu |Gd |Tb |Dy |Ho |Er |Tm |Yb |Lu |
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|---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---+---|
|
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Actinide |Ac |Th |Pa | U |Np |Pu |Am |Cm |Bk |Cf |Es |Fm |Md |No |Lw |
|
||
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|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
*****************************eLiTe GrOuPs AcRoNyMs v1.0***********************
|
||
By -=Dark Prince=-
|
||
|
||
Who has the time or effort to remember all these ridiculous acronyms that
|
||
people require you to know when you're applying for membership on an elite
|
||
board? I can understand the fact that we want to keep lamers out but most of
|
||
the groups using those acronyms are not that popular in Houston and most people
|
||
don't know them anyway yet they expect others to. Here is a list of over 66
|
||
most common acronyms asked on New User Application forms in the Houston 713
|
||
area. It was compiled over a period of 6 months and I believe I have covered
|
||
most of the groups. Enjoy and keep the information flowing!
|
||
|
||
******************************************************************************
|
||
|
||
Acronyms Name
|
||
---------------------------------------------------------
|
||
PWA Pirates With an Attitude
|
||
ACID Ansi Creators In Demand
|
||
UCS Undergroud Cracking Syndicate
|
||
HV High Voltage
|
||
PNX Phoenix
|
||
AFR Another Fondation Release
|
||
TRSI Tristar & Read Sector Inc.
|
||
BOS Blades Of Steel
|
||
RISC RiSE iN SUPERiOR COURiERiNG
|
||
TPC The Programmers Crew
|
||
FDN Foundation
|
||
IC Inner Circle
|
||
ALF A N T i - L A M E R S F O U N D A T i O N
|
||
DST DiSorTion
|
||
EXT EXtorTion
|
||
TSC The Spectrum Crew
|
||
DOM T<>H<EFBFBD>E D<>O<EFBFBD>M<EFBFBD>I<EFBFBD>N<EFBFBD>A<EFBFBD>T<EFBFBD>O<EFBFBD>R<EFBFBD>S
|
||
KPN K00L PEOPLE'S NATION
|
||
LAME Lunatics And Maniacs Encorporated
|
||
OLR ON-LINE REVENGE
|
||
TPU __The People Upstairs1994__
|
||
RTS ---- Request to Send ----
|
||
TDT T H E D R E A M T E A M
|
||
PTG PenTaGram
|
||
DOD Drink Or Die
|
||
TVB -= T H e V a G B o Y S =-
|
||
DS Dream Syndicate
|
||
TOP Tired Of Protection
|
||
LSD Lethal Software Distributors
|
||
SMUT SYNDROME'S MEGA UTILITY TEAM
|
||
UTG United Traders of Germany
|
||
AVG Avengers
|
||
CCC Chaos Cyber Creators
|
||
CAE Chaotic Ansi Experience
|
||
PIL pirates in legion
|
||
THT The Humble Team
|
||
VSW Very Strange Warez
|
||
FDT Fucked Damn Traders
|
||
PST PARASITE
|
||
PHUN PHoney<65>Underground<6E>Nation
|
||
INC International network of crackers
|
||
RZR Razor 1911
|
||
FLT Fairlight
|
||
CCi Cyber Crime International
|
||
MAD Malicious Artist Denomination
|
||
NTA NOKTURNAL TRADING ALLIANCE
|
||
ICE Insane Creators Enterprise
|
||
FTP File Transfer Protocol
|
||
PAW Pirates Analyze Warez
|
||
SiN Software Innovation Network
|
||
CiA Creators on Intense Art
|
||
NEXUS RAD NEXUS
|
||
VMB Voice Mail Box
|
||
PBX Private Branch eXchange
|
||
H Hacking
|
||
P Phreaking
|
||
C Carding
|
||
A Anarchy
|
||
V Virii
|
||
BoX PO-Box
|
||
Ma Bell SWBell
|
||
AT&T Phone Co.
|
||
MCI Phone Co.
|
||
CC# Credit Card #
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
|
||
14/50: eh
|
||
Name: Kp Neato Dee #14
|
||
Date: Thu Mar 17 07:12:41 1994
|
||
|
||
FA>
|
||
FA> Met girl - Good.
|
||
FA> Found out girl was 14 - bad
|
||
|
||
wow. When i was like 18 or 19, i met this girl at a thrash metal show who
|
||
used to call me and it turned out she was >12< at the time. i figured she was
|
||
17 or something.
|
||
|
||
FA> haven't touched girl in 5 1/2 months - bad
|
||
|
||
eh, i ain't had a substantial conversation with a female in about that long.
|
||
that's ok. you've got a car you can start by radio control, like KITT from
|
||
Knight Rider.
|
||
|
||
Who needs the often-comforting, always-interesting love interests when you've
|
||
got a bitchin' car? Who needs the simple but immeasurable joy of eyes that
|
||
seem to smile...and don't look away... when you've got a COLOR TV? Who needs
|
||
that phone call at 1am saying, "I couldn't sleep, I was thinking about you and
|
||
wanted to talk" in a sleepy voice when you've got a KILLER STEREO SYSTEM AND
|
||
LOTS OF HIP MUSIC? oh oh HEAPS and HEAPS of HIP MUSIC, only the coolest TUNES
|
||
that only COOL people have HEARD of, to be SURE. My SENSES are so BLOATED and
|
||
DULLED with nothing but absolutely the COOLEST TUNEZ as authenticated and
|
||
APPROVED by GENERATION X, INC. that if i WERE to VOMIT, i would not NOTICE.
|
||
Who needs to know that you've somehow managed to convince somebody else in
|
||
this whole big world to give a damn about you and your kinda ridiculous
|
||
hopes&dreams, etc. WHEN YOU'VE GOT A BIG FUCKING ROCK?! YEAH, A BIG FUCKIN'
|
||
ROCK! THE BIGGEST! THE HARDEST! OOH! WHAT A ROCK! it just makes me wanna
|
||
shout up and down, UP and DOWN, what a BIG, HARD, ROCK this is! WOW! Oh
|
||
baby, baby, i'm gonna SMASH this BIG FUCKIN' ROCK and DAMN, it'll be
|
||
IMPRESSIVE! SO YOU JUST WATCH, NOW! WATCH and LEARN!
|
||
So i've got my ROCK and my TV and my STEREO and MAN, what the FUCK could
|
||
ANYONE possibly THINK OF NEXT?! i just can't WAIT! OOH!
|
||
|
||
KPNDuh
|
||
technology is wonderful
|
||
you'll die too
|
||
|
||
-----
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
|
||
|
||
COMING SOON: A SHORTER FOOTER FOR THE FILES!
|
||
|
||
--- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- --- -- - -- ---
|
||
|
||
/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\
|
||
--- The GwD High Council ---
|
||
|
||
Top Worshipper Type of Guy - Lobo Licious
|
||
Top Dog Type of Guy - Seth The Man
|
||
Top Organizer Type of Guy - Ratt Fink
|
||
Worshipper Type of Guy - Diamondback
|
||
Dog Type of Guy - TransDerm-Nitro
|
||
Advisor/Corsair - Yancey Slide
|
||
|
||
\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/\/
|
||
/-----------------------***** GwD Propagandists *****--------------------------\
|
||
| Lobo Licious - Seth The Man - The Lizard King - Yancey Slide - Sir Flea |
|
||
| Zippy - Aracnia - Zen - Trojan-Man - fastjack - Diamondback - Bill Hooper |
|
||
| Lasher - Mogel - Izzy - Bob the Master of the World - K2 - Carson - Rainne |
|
||
| Trailer Park Queen - The Mad Screamer - Priest - Snotty - Purpldrgn |
|
||
| Pezzy - Otis - Franken Gibe - Kilroy - Kp Neato Dee - Jaffo |
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
for Car-Jacking: GwDweb - http://www.GREENY.org/
|
||
for Drive By Shootings: GwD Pubz - http://www.GREENY.org/pubz/
|
||
ftp://ftp.GREENY.org/gwd/
|
||
for Driving Under the Influence: C.H.A.O.S. - http://chaos.GREENY.org/
|
||
Da Den - http://www.snakeden.org/
|
||
for Hit and Run: GwD@GREENY.org (Fan/Hate Mail)
|
||
subscribe@GREENY.org (FREE CRAP)
|
||
submit@GREENY.org (Submit now!)
|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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<-+- A S M D -+->
|
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
|
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MORE THAN FIVE YEARS of STUPENDOUSLY LAMER THAN LAME CRAP!
|
||
actually, EIGHT years is more like it, g. /---------------\
|
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