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G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e
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Presents:
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"Spanky's Claim to Fame"
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by Spanky McDougal, Sir!
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with an afterward by Lobo
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Howdy do, all you GwD comrades in arms out there! (Except for all you
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amputees out there, I guess you'd just be comrades in stumps.) Spanky
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McDougal, Sir! here, giving my all to this, my only claim to literary fame
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before they take me away for crimes against humanity. They have spies
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everywhere, you know, all working for Nwod, God of Floors.
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Boy, have I got some ideas to whip all of you slugs into shape (except
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for Lobo, siva, Seth The Man, and Snotty, who are pretty cool). You sniveling
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fools worship Greeny in every way 'cept religiously! Ha! He's not even
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around! No, it's time we looked at the truth. Greeny is a figurehead, a
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symbol of the REAL power, the Council. Heeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheeheehee!
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Boy, is this a great idea or what!? First, we ditch the idea that Greenie
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is returning. Thpbhbhbhbhbhbt on that! Second, a high council of three
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founding members (proposed: Lobo, Seth, and Siva) presiding over the GwD
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Council, consisting of everyone else in GwD. Yeah! Everyoneon the GwD
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Council (Excluding High Council members, I'll explain below) gets a post, a
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title and an "ambassadorship" of a country or area, meaning in effect, that
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that "ambassador" is really king of the land there. Obviously, this would
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have to be organized after GwD fulfillsits destiny. Examples: I plan to be
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Surgeon General of the world, and my area might be the Orient, or South
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America, or whatever. My title, of course, would be Spanky McDougal, Sir,
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Grand High Kruton of Pu, God of Ceilings. Isn't that a cool title? My
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minions would be "sub-Krutons" and my maids would be "Krutonettes!" But, the
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three High Council members wouldn't have a title, since they preside over
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everybody else.
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Well, I've left my legacy, so when the time comes, and the world is ours,
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remember! Martyrs to the cause are beloved of Pu, and are whisked away to
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heaven, the Home and Garden isle at Wal-Mart.....
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From:
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Spanky McDougal, Sir!
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Grand High Kruton
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of Pu,
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God of Ceilings.
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Afterword
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Those are the ideas from one of our newest droogs about how the world
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should be run when it is under Greeny's control. We hereby accept it as how
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the world will be governed once our mission is complete. The only changes
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that will be made will be that since Greeny HAS returned, he will be the Chief
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Executive Officer of the world, and all of his decisions must be approved by
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the entire GwD Council. The High Council will consist of all of the Type Of
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Guys and our first droog, Aerik Aeriksson. We will have no titles, but we
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will be allowed to place "The Mighty" in front of our name (as in "The Mighty
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Lobo") or "The Great" after it (such as Diamondback, The Great) or any other
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such phrase before or after it, which will be subject to the approval of the
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High Council.
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Wowie! we've made it to file #10!!! Yippie!
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-Lobo
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GwD Task Force Members:
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Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
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Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth the Man
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Top Organizer Type of Guy- Sandman
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Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
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Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
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Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
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Droogs-
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Aerik Aeriksson
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Ailanthus
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Alkaloid
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Aracnia
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Big Man Joe
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Big Red Fed
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Bill Hooper
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Bruno
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Hallucination
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Kilroy
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Legolas
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Malachi
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Rory
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Sir Flea
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Siva
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Snotty
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Super Sperm
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Spanky McDougal, Sir!
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Wiley Coyote
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Wiz Kid
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To become a droog: send mail to Lobo containing the NDP (New Droog Password)
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which is SMARTONE, but don't tell anybody!
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GwD Command Centers-
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Chaos (806)797-7501
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SysOp-Seth the Man (Birthplace of GwD, Mission Control)
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Gridpoint (806)763-4801;node two `2400bps (806)763-5072,,22
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SysOp-Transderm-Nitro (First Conquest)
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Federation Slayers' (806)799-1184
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SysOp-Big Red Fed
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For your bbs to become a Command Center, e-mail Lobo and tell him your
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number(s).
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Please spread the word of Greeny by uploading these files to boards that don't
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already have them.
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Call (806)797-3860 and chat with The Great Green One! (He currently uses the
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name "Majestic", but we know who he really is!)
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copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c),1993 by Lobo
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All rights reserved to The New Returned GREENY!
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No More Lies
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