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\-----/ | | | \-----/ | | | \_____ stuff.
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by S.T.M. and L.
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Th3 f0ll0wing is a list 0f it3ms that 3v3ry dr00g sh0uld 0wn,
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and an 3xplanati0n 0f 3ach. This is all 0f th3 0fficial stuff 0f th3 GwD and
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thw w0rld wh3n GR33NY tak3s 0v3r.
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F00ds-
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Gr33n B3ans (Whaddaya think? Th3y ar3 Gr33n!)
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Mash3d P0tat03s (GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s)
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Gr33n 3ggs and Ham (It's Tast3y!!!!!!!)
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W3ap0ns-
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Hunt3r's Rifl3 ('Caus3 it's cam0uflag3d)
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B0ff0's Knif3!! (Th3 0n3 stuck in h3r back)
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Gr33n Wat3r Guns (GR33NY is n0 vandal!)
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Pian0 Wir3 (FUNFUNFUNFUN)
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Charity-
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Gr33n P3ac3 (Sav3 th3 D0lphins, huh? What d0lphins!?)
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Salvati0n Army (H3y if w3 giv3 3n0ugh this army might h3lp us!!)
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Inc0m3-
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Putting p3nni3s in a jar (L0tsa m0n3y 'Caus3 n0 0n3 wants p3nni3s!!!)
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W3lfar3 (H3y my back hurts s0 I can't w0rk!)
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W0rkman's C0mp3nsati0n (S33 ab0v3)
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Making T-Shirts (Any0n3 kn0w s0m3b0dy wh0 d03s this ch3ap?)
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C0mmunicati0n-
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M0d3m (Durh!)
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MTV (Th3 'T' stands f0r Gr33ny!!)
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B00ks (tak3s a whil3 but h3y it w0rks!!!)
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Muzak (G0ttal0v3itG0ttal0v3itG0ttal0v3it!!!!)
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T3xt fil3z (TH0ught w3 w3r3 g0nna l3av3 this 0n3 0ut didn't y0u?)
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Sayings-
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"Durh!" (said sarcastically wh3n making fun 0f s0m3 0n3, cauti0n if us3d
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wr0ng it c0uld mak3 y0u l00k 3v3n st00pid3r)
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"Gr33ny g0nna kick y3r butt!" (said aft3r g3tting b3at3n d0wn f0r spr3ading
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th3 Gr33ny W0rd.)
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"I'm g0nna kick y0ur fuckin' ass y0u g0ddamn fagg0t!" (said t0 y0u aft3r y0u
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finish saying th3 ab0v3.)
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"0ga 0h Shit" (W3 d0n't kn0w what this m3ans but it s0unds pr3tty fr00dy)
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"Fr00dy" (said wh3n talking ab0ut 0ga 0h shit)
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"Fuck y0u I w0n't d0 what y0u t3ll m3" (A r3ally nic3 thing t0 say t0 an
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auth0rity figur3 wh3n n3ar)
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M0n3y!!-
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Littl3 gr33n pi3c3s 0f pap3r!!(v3ry 3asily f0und s0 y0u can b3 a milli0nair3!)
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L3av3s (th3y ar3 all 0v3r th3 plac3 and inflati0n thr3at3ns s0 w3 hav3 t0 burn
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d0wn all th3 tr33s)
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Capital-
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Gru3n3, T3xas (pr0n0unc3d "Gr33n")
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All 0th3r citi3s ar3 kn0wn as Gr33nyvill3.
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Lit3ratur3-
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Gr33n 3ggs and Ham (Durh!)
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War3z Manuals (Gr33ny g0tta l0tta th3s3)
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Th3 Hitchik3r's guid3 tril0gy (All fiv3 0f '3m)
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All 0th3r b00ks will b3 burn3d
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0fficial Muzak-
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Gr33n L3af (th3y'r3 k-k00l!!)
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M3tallica (d0n't ask)
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Faith N0 M0r3 (th3y kick ass!!!!)
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D3ad K3nn3dys (specifically: "Night 0f th3 Living R3dn3cks")
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Alphab3t-
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Sam3 as 0ld 0n3 3xc3pt that o=0 and e=3 (N3at!!!)
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0fficial Wildlif3-
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C0l0rad0 Hummingbird (s0m3 0f th3m ar3 Gr33n!)
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Grassh0pp3r (th3y'r3 s0rta Gr33n)
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0fficial Pastim3-
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S3x (d0 y0u r3ally n33d t0 ask?!?!)
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R3ading t3xt filez (3sp3cially GwD, but cDc and F.U.C.K. as w3ll)
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0fficial 'Put3r-
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Macintoy!! (Durh!)
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IBM (Durh!)
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C0mmi3 (c0mm0d0r3 64, 128, 0r Amiga)
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0fficial BBSes-
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Mac Mayh3m (Gr33ny's first b0ard)
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TH3 UND3RGR0UND (Gr33ny's s3c0nd b0ard)
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Carri3r D3t3ct (a.k.a Th3 W3ath3r B0ard; Gr33ny's third b0ard)
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Chann3l "Z" (Greeny's m0st r3c3nt b0ard, it w3nt d0wn like the 0th3rs)
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CHA0S (birthplace of GwD, 806-797-7501)
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DRU 3lyt3!!!! (0000h I'm 3lyt3!!!)
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all 0th3r Lubb0ck b0ards (H3y w3'r3 h0m3t0wn b0yz)
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c0pyright (c), 1993 By L0b0 and S3th Th3 Man
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GREENY world Domination Task Force c0pyright (c), 1993 by L0b0
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All Rights reserved to our Future Emperor, Your friend and Mine...GREENY!!!! 03
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