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GwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwDGwD
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T h e G R E E N Y w o r l d D o m i n a t i o n T a s k F o r c e ,
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I n c o r p o r a t e d
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\\___// \/\/ |____/
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Presents:
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"GwD-FPQ"
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Frequently Posed Queries
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Q=Query -+- A=Answer
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Q: What is this whole GwD thing, anyway?
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A: GwD is a paramilitary fanatical political activist group dedicated to
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making GREENY, son of the goddess Grene, Emperor of the world.
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Q: So are you political or religious?
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A: We're pseudo-political AND quasi-religious. After all, politics and
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religion are the same thing. Pray to the President and vote for God.
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Q: What do you do?
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A: We publish an e-zine and we raise hell. We used to write stupid programs,
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but we quit. Basically, we plan for world Domination and we have fun doing
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it.
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Q: Who's Grene? I've never heard of her.
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A: Grene is the Goddess of all that is green and good. Read _The Book of
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KeyLime_.
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Q: Are you better than me?
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A: Yes, unless you're in GwD.
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Q: Who's in GwD now?
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A: There is no longer a comprehensive list of members because there are so
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many. Anyway, the dr00gs (as members are called) don't matter much anyway,
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Unless they have their GwD membership cards, which only a few do. The real
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power lies with the Propagandists (those who write for us):
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Yancey Slide (formerly Spanky McDougal, Sir!)
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Sir Flea
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Zippy
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Aracnia
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Zen
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Trojan-Man
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fastjack
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Bill Hooper
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Lasher
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Mogel
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Izzy (the only Propagandist who earned the title for
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something other than writing - he is our resident
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graphics man)
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K2
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Carson
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and the GwD High Council, comprised of the Type of Guys
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Top Worshipper Type of Guy- Lobo
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Top Dog Type of Guy- Seth The Man
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Top Organizer Type of Guy- Ratt Fink
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Worshipper Type of Guy- Diamondback
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Dog Type of Guy- TransDerm-Nitro
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Organizer Type of Guy- The Lizard King
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who (with the exception of Ratt Fink and TransDerm) are all Propagandists
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as well. fastjack is the leader of GwD military forces and GenAerik is
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head of all Special Forces.
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Q: Do members get special priveleges?
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A: Yes, after we assume control, all members will comprise the GwD Council
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which will handle the day-to-day ruling of the world. Also, there's a
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health plan. If you write for us, you are eligible for our dental plan.
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Q: Your handles don't mean anything to me. Who are you *really*?
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A: Really? We're just a bunch of high school and/or college geeks who have
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no respective lives so we've come together and we share a collective one.
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The High Council rotates possession of it. Lobo gets it on Mondays, STM
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gets it Tuesdays, and so on. Sunday, it is thrown to whatever Propagandist
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has written most recently.
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Q: Why should I join, other than the special priveleges?
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A: Men: Chicks dig guys in GwD. Ladies: You will learn all about Grene's
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sex-magic that will drive any man insane with lust for you. Everybody:
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the time for world Domination is now...reserve your seat on the Revolution
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Roller-Coaster NOW!
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Q: How do I join?
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A: Either e-mail Lobo or send mail to our P.O. Box (listed at the end of this
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file) containing one American dollar for your neato-keen membership card.
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You should probably give your name, as well.
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Q: How do I e-mail Lobo?
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A: Lobo can be reached at an47751@anon.pent.fi.
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Q: Why should I care what Lobo's e-mail address is?
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A: He's the editor. Submit to him. Submit articles for the 'zine, that is.
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Q: How do I get copies of GwD - the 'zine, of course, not the group itself?
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A: They're available on several BBSes (called Command Centers) and on a few
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ftp sites. You can write to the P.O. Box and get the issues on disk for
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a small fee. While you're at it, why not send an SASE and get our mail
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order catalog. It's chock full of k00l stuff like audio tapes, video
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tapes, tee-shirts, membership cards, and even stickers.
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Q: Why should I listen to you about anything?
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A: Because we are the self-proclaimed authorities on everything. You will
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submit to our will, or we will crush your skull beneath the heels of our
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mighty boots like we do with the other infidels.
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Q: What does "Fight The Power" mean?
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A: The "Power" is whatever's in charge. The slogan is left over from our
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blatant anti-governmental days. Basically, it just sounds cool. It's
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sort of a bastardization of "Question Authority", which sounds kinda cool
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too. Hmmm....
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Q: Who the hell do you think you are, anyway?
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A: We're GwD. Stoopid.
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-----------------------------<GwD Command Centers>------------------------------
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Chaos (806)###-#### | Pirate's Cove (806)799-3978
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GridPoint Durant (405)920-1347 | PCI (806)792-2902
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Purple Hell (806)791-0747 | The Lagoon (203)638-3712
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The Snake's Den (806)793-3779 | Altered Reality (203)925-8349
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The Siege Perilous (806)762-0948 | Cell Block 4 (214)612-8694
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Brazen's Hell (301)776-8259 | Static Line (806)747-0802
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ftp =-= ftp.etext.org /pub/Zines/Greeny
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ftp.fc.net /pub/deadkat/misc/GwD
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www -=- http://www.geocities.com/Athens/2334/index.html
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* GwD, Inc. - P.O. Box 16038 - Lubbock, Texas 79490 *
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"Ask me no more questions, I'll tell you no more lies."
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-+- F Y M -+-
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GR33NY LIK3S mash3d p0tat03s
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/---------------\
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copyright (c) 1996 by of GwD, Inc. :FIGHT THE POWER:
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GREENY world Domination Task Force copyright (c) 1993 by Lobo : GwD :
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All rights reserved \---------------/
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