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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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another day
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i'm sitting at work. it's boring as shit today, and i can't wait to leave.
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i'll go out dancing, or maybe go race my car and get some more tickets.
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7 hours to go.
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i haven't eaten in a week. every time i try to eat i feel like i'm going to
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get sick. i've been living off of caffeine and nicotine for a week and it's
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really starting to get to me. yesterday was a beautiful sunny day, the
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first one in almost a month, so i figured today would be a great day to go
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out, but that is never the case here. it is the first day of the rose
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festival here in Portland, and all i can hope is that the weather will
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clear up by the end of the night. now don't get me wrong, i love the rain,
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but one day of sun in three and a half weeks of rain is just getting old.
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i'm sitting in my cubicle listening to a KNRK, a local radio station in
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Portland. i don't have a radio so i'm forced to listen via real audio, and
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it's actually not too bad over a t-1. i work tech support for a local ISP.
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i have a great view of absolutely nothing from my window. my computer here
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is running windows nt - i hate it! my start menu is on the left hand side
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of my screen. i have three ssh windows open, three browsers (netscape for
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your information), and real player. a stupid song just came on so i changed
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it to KGON, another local radio station that audionet hosts.
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now i'm sitting here wondering why the hell i'm writing this in the first
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place. my birthday was two days ago.. yippie. i usually go to hamburger
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mary's on Wednesdays to watch south park, because my cable provider
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doesn't carry it, but i forgot this week. i'm drinking a jolt and dr.
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pepper right now. i think that i am smarter then everyone around me. even
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if they know something that i don't, i can learn it in half of the time
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that they did. lunch time is about 40 minutes away now. i think i'm going
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to try and eat a bag of popcorn.
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i'm back from lunch and the popcorn was great, i felt no ill effects from
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eating it. i'm now drinking some coffee and also have a can of dr. pepper.
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it amazes me how stupid some people are. i have actually had people call me
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who could not figure out how to turn off their computer. why do these
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people need a fucking computer so bad? if you want to talk to you daughter
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in college, pick up the fucking phone. don't waste your money and my
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patience by buying a computer!
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3 hours and 15 minutes to go.
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my favorite magazine _boot_ is changing their name to _maximum pc_. how
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fucking lame can you get, _boot_ was a perfect name.
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like i said, i do tech support and we cover all different platforms. now it
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occurs to me that apple and all of those proclaimed "mac addicts" claim
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that the Mac OS is superior over windows because of how easy it is to use.
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now if it's so fucking easy, then why are half of my tech calls mac calls
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when they make up less then 10% of my customers? all of the fucking mac
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users i get are the most rude, arrogant, clueless mother fuckers you could
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imagine. i hate macintosh!
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2 and a half hours to go.
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god this day has gone by so slow, i think i'll go and take my last break.
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yes, a cigarette sounds just dandy right now. there much better.
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2 hours and 20 minutes to go.
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i'm on the phone with a customer right now. god i hate stupid people, there
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is just no excuse for being so damn stupid. i swear people call up because
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they are getting an error, and once i think i have fixed the problem, and i
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tell them to try and connect they say shit like "how do i do that?" i then
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say something like "well how do you usually connect?" and of course get the
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response "i don't know." i just don't understand how people can be so
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fucking dumb. another one i get quite often is when people call up and tell
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me that they can't connect, and they have no idea what the error was and
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they didn't think that they would need to write it down. but they are not
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the worst. the worst customer you can possibly get are the people who think
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that they are computer experts, they try and go ahead of you, ask you "why"
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on every thing you tell them to do. if these people are so fucking smart
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then why the hell are they calling me. jesus!
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okay, sorry about that little rant.
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2 hours to go.
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i can't believe how long this day has been, i can now see the lights of the
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ferris wheel out of my window. the wind is blowing so hard outside only two
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people are on the ferris wheel. it looks like it's going to be a real
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shitty night unless something changes real quick.
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45 minutes to go.
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the clock is ticking away slower and slower. right now i work until 9:30
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pm, and it's getting real old real quick.
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okay this is it 5 minutes to go.
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i only have to make it through 5 more minutes and it's the weekend. i'm
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listening to a band called episode that has some real audio hosted off of
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webtrips home page. not too bad.
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3 minutes.
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i really don't hate my job, it's actually pretty cool, i guess i just don't
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feel like being here today.
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2 minutes.
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all i can do is hope that i don't get any more calls.
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1 minute.
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fuck it, i'm out of here.
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darknyss
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