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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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First Impressions
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"Hi. I'm Shy, how you doin'?"
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or
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"Hi. I'm Shy, nice meeting you"
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That's what we usually say whenever we meet someone. I usually use option #2,
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since saying "nice meeting you" is one heck of a fucking lie. As if it was
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nice to meet a complete stranger. Well, it could be different if you've
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heard of that person before, but still, id rather use #1. Anyway, after
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the usual greeting would come a handshake (for men) or a kiss on the cheek
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(for women, but i'm not sure if that's so common in the US.. hrm..)
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Oh yea, and while this is happening i'd be sporting a very fashionable
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hypocritical grin we all just love to hate. Must be a "Generation fuck you"
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thing.
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After those very first words, i bet you'd already have an opinion of me,
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in other words, you'd think I'm kinda nice or you think I'm an asshole, its
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as easy as that. And i better have some kinda nice clothes on or you'd
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think I'm so kind of lowlife or something like that. Prejudices, just gotta
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love 'em.
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But you know what? i do the very same thing. Whoever the hell said that
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the first 3 or 5 minutes of the first conversation are the most important
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was right. Not sure if that's a good thing or not, but at least he/she was
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right.
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I have noticed that there's people i like right from the start, and people
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that when i first meet them i think they are assholes (let's not forget I'm
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coming from the "people are assholes" point of view), and usually 5 minutes
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later i confirm the fact that they _are_ complete assholes, but hey,
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there's few people that redeem themselves and are actually fun to hang with
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even though you thought they were assholes. Only problem is that they are
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few and far between.
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Also, there is the "i fuckin hate him/her" people, all of us have met one
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of them. Hell, you don't need to meet them, it's one of those things that
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whenever you see him you go 'what an asshole' you dont need to know them,
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and you've never heard a positive or bad comment of them, and they've never
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done anything to you or anyone you know; but there's something inside you
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that tells you they are assholes. I dunno how to explain it, but that
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happens. I think it's something like mutual stupidity (F.U.C.K. file #217)
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it just happens.
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I don't try to get influenced by the looks, either. You know, clothes and
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whatever, because I've noticed that there's some sort of underground trend
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among assholes to dress nicely. Of course, that doesn't mean that nice people
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always wear rags, either.
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I know, i know.. "you shouldn't judge people" and blah, blah. And hey, its
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not like i do it all the time, but lets face it, people will label you, and
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they are going to judge you by your looks or whatever and think you're a
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dork, but they ain't telling you that, they are gonna be your friends. You
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just gotta be a hypocrite in the 90's, haven't you figured that out yet?
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By now you must be thinking that i have no friends or some kinda crap
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like that; sorry to burst your bubble, but i do have friends which i trust
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and i hang out with. Besides that, i usually get along with everybody,
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since I'm not much of a troublemaker. And hey, i can be a hypocrite just
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like everyone else when is needed.
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And i dunno about you, but just by reading f.u.c.k. files I'm pretty sure
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i'd get along with most, if not all, of the other writers/contributors;
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then again, that can be the feeling among everyone that has ever written
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a file.
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So, after reading this file. Do you like me?
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-shyguy
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2/7/98
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