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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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I'd Like to Tell You How I Lost My Religion
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I was raised a Christian by my parents - and believed it. All of it,
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ignoring the misc. contradictions and inconveniences, like most modern-day
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Christians. I went to church every Sunday and was active in lots of
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Christian-type stuff at school, too. I cared. I believed.
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Once or twice I even listened to the sermon at church and it *meant*
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something to me. It gave me another outlook on life - kept me going during
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my critical junior-high tenure.
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Then one day I heard that my pastor had had an affair (fucked) another
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member of our congregation. She happened to not be his wife. It had gone
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on for awhile. She was our neighbor.
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Currently, I'm in college and my views have changed. I'm an atheist. Fuck
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that agnosticism crap - it's all a cop out designed to protect yourself
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when you die. From what, you ask? Well, an atheist knows that there is
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nothing when you die except death. Blackness. Nothingness - the best fucking
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sleep of your life. Can't wait.
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I think Jesus existed, but miracles and supernatural stuff is bullshit. God
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never existed. We are a mistake, sadly. Humankind is around to complete a
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cycle of birth, life, and death. That cycle is what drives everything.
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Humankind developed from monkeys or dolphins or whatever, now we're humans,
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and soon we will be radioactive waste, and another life form will evolve
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(probably cockroach 2.0) continuing the cycle.
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IT'S A SAD FUCKING THOUGHT, EH?
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I can barely believe I wrote that. How fucking depressing. I used to believe
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that when we die we go to heaven where we pray all the time and sing and
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worship god all day.
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I sure as hell don't want to pray and sing all day all night all the time
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- I can barely stand the two hours of church per week. My heaven would be
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freedom. Freedom to fuck in the street, freedom to keep your doors unlocked,
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to have a picnic with your friends, to eat a grilled cheese sandwich, to
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not eat, to stay up late, to sleep in, without fear of some ominous thing
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happening to you as a result of one of those things. A world without
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consequences, that's my heaven!
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Mark Twain wrote a book on this subject (and many other subjects) called
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"Letters To The Earth". And if you haven't read it - you better haul ass to
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the nearest HalfPriceBooks and buy that shit - it is good. "Letters To The
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Earth" had to be delayed - it was illegal to publish it when Twain wrote it.
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Maybe we don't have it so bad after all.
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But there's so much more to do - and the religious people of the world keep
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getting in the damn way.
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"The bible says do this, and the bible says to that. blah blah blah."
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"Hey sundayschoolteacher, what about what I wanna do, huh, bitch? That's what
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I thought - I cant do what I want to do. Why not?"
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"The bible says..." <gunshot>
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Anyway, that would suck too, because then we would have everybody out killing
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everybody else. Peace and love have to be wanted before they can exist.
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See, religion forces peace and love on to you, all the while you are hating
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someone. If people would just learn through experience (evolution) that
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peace and love are better and easier and cheaper than fucking hate, then
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we could get rid of our silly, made up religions and concentrate on getting
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shit done around here - hopefully delaying the end of our cycle a few years
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more.
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So I was talking to my old pastor the other day, he came to see my new place,
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and we talked about shit and we went to some Mexican restaurant for
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margaritas. Thanks, dad.
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porno funk (chickabowwow)
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