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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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100 Pennies
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Every day when I come home I throw all my change into a large
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jar for a later day. After a few weeks pass, I break out the old
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rollers and count out the change. Usually about twenty bucks or so,
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mostly pennies. The last time I did this was a long time ago in a state
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far away from here. Times have certainly changed. (no pun intended)
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I went to the grocery store near my place with a couple rolls
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of pennies. There is an 'express' bank in the store to deal with
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withdrawals, deposits and other minor banking functions. When I went
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to the counter I threw down four rolls of pennies. Two whole dollars.
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The lady behind the counter looked at me with a puzzled look on her
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face. I told her I wanted to exchange this for a couple dollars. She
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then told me "We don't have anything to count that with".
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I explained that it was simply two hundred pennies, and I just
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wanted a couple dollar bills. She tried to explain to me that they had
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somehow been ripped off before in trades like this. I begged her to break
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open the rolls and count the change to make sure she was satisfied.
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Rather than do that she hinted that I might be ripping them off, then
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proceeded to give me to crisp dollar bills. What a fucking hassle.
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A few months back I was at McDonalds. The nearest ATM I could
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draw money from without a penalty was a ways off, and I only had a few
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rolls of pennies and a few dollars. I stopped in and asked for a sausage
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biscuit, diet coke, whatever. I threw down two dollars and three rolls
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of pennies. Had the dumb bitch hit me, I would not have been more
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surprised. She almost yelled at me about them not being able to take
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the coins that people had ripped them off before.
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Excuse me? I told her to open the rolls and count the pennies
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if it was that much of a problem and that it was legal United States
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Tender I was paying with. Rather than counting them, she got a manager
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who tried to feed me the same shit. I asked her what part of "dumb bitch"
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did she not understand, and went through the whole charade of counting
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the coins to verify the funds.
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Two days ago I was at my bank. The same bank I keep all my money
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at, have a credit card through, and do 100% of my banking. I went in
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with a bag full of rolled change. Four rolls of nickels, sixteen rolls
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of pennies. I put them on the counter and asked for paper in exchange.
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She asked me to break open every roll and throw the coins into a box
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she provided. I started to wonder what the point of rolling was.
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After a few minutes I dumped every last roll into the box and
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watched her disappear into a back room. Minutes later she came back out
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and handed over 15.49 in cash and change. I sighed as she explained one
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roll was short. I told her it was probably lost in the rolls and that
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I had missed it while boxing the coins. She apologized and called for the
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next person in line.
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Don't save your change. Spend it all whenever you can. Don't roll
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it by any means.. you just have to break them right back open. In general,
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don't have more than 100 pennies at any given time, they end up being more
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hassle than they are worth. I think I will start dropping pennies all
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over time and make lots of people happy for a second or two.
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disorder
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