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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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The Dating War
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In America there are many wars. The dating war, the war on violence and
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the war on illiteracy. The greatest of these wars is the dating war. This
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war doesn't have the attention that the others get, information on dating
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is scarece. That is why I am writing this text file, to show how to deal
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with the opposite sex, women. Dating for the American male has become a war
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and the only way to win the war is knowing how to deal with the enemy. I
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will be explaining how to deal with the three main types of women; athletic,
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the intellectual and the mentally chanllenged.
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The athletic types are usually the most attractive, but are usually
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extremely egotistic. One must get a feeling for what sports she likes. For
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instance, like volleyball or something. Don't go onto another sport, because
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she will most likely not care for it. One must as well, not get into
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academics. Nine out of ten times she will not know what her major is and if
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she has a major it is something like physical therapy or sports medicine.
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If one is taking classes above her academically do not mention them because
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women who play sports are generally competitive on the inside, and will take
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offense to your academic success. Mainly let her control all conversation,
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that way you know more about her and more what she likes as an individual.
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Do not mention anything of ambitions, or such. Usually athletic women are
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short sighted about the future and only see them playing their sport of
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choice.
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The intellectual types are not as attractive as the athletic types and
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not nearly as egotistical. The usually like to talk about world events or
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what they are studying. If one is not up to date on that then talk about
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teachers, by asking whether they care for them or not. Somethings to always
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stay away from is guy things like drinking beer and football. Women who have
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a head on their shoulders are usually offened by these things. You must also
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act as if one cares about the issues that they hold dear to their hearts. It
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doesn't matter wether you agree or not but just as long as they think you
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care about it. Another thing that intellectual women like to do is listen to
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either soft alternative or classical. Get up to date on these groups and
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know some artists from the romantic and baroque period, because they had more
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love and tragedy themes to them then anyother classical music period.
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Finally it is beneficial to read some books, because they usually read
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books as well, not science fiction, more mystery and drama. Never ever
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show them the movie "Ford Farline", this movie is very offensive to
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intellectual women.
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The last and least of these three types of women are the mentally
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challenged. These women are so superficial that they believe that the
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holocaust was a bad holiday. Most likely the reason they are talking to
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one is that they find one physically attractive. One normally wouldn't talk
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to these women that much but if one does just let them ramble on. They
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usually like someone new every week, and have had about five boyfriends in
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the last month. They are always looking for the bigger and better deal.
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If you date with one of them don't get attached, beacuse they will most
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likely stop wanting to see you. If one is closed minded enough to see them
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exclusively they will nine out of ten times cheat on their date of choice,
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commitment is not a word in their vocabulary. As far as musical tastes go,
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they don't care. Most likely what ever is on MTV is what they like. They
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don't have a commitment to a certain music form because their brains can't
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commit to anything.
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I know that there are always exceptions to a rule or a category, but
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most, if not all, women fall into one of these three catagories. The purpose
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of this text was not to show the three types of women, but how to deal with
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these three types. Men are currently America's number one enemy. We are
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either sexist, racist, or just plain insensitive. It is time for the male to
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change the tables and categorize women ourselves.
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Malloc
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