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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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New Mail
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The boy sat in front of his computer, staring intently at the
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blue screen in front of him. He was on the net like usual at this time
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every Tuesday night. For the past year and a half, he had locked himself
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in his room on Tuesday night, awaiting new mail from one of his mailing
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lists. This mail was different however.
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Once every week, mail came through informing him of what was going
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to be considered fashion, what was going to be cool, and what was trendy
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the following week. He was one of the elite few who got to find out half
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a week in advance what to dress like, what to do, what to think.
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Two weeks ago, liking the movie 'Assassin' was in. Dressing like
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the main character was cool, having the double pierced left ear like the
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assassin in the movie was hip. That week was also a week of wearing
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your pants low, with one leg raised above the Nike hightop. Necklaces
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with silver beads were in, backward hats were out.
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Last week was basically the same, except necklaces with silver
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beads were out, backward hats were out, and two pagers were in. The
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second pager was a status symbol more than anything, but it defined
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that you were one of the elite few. Last week was also a time of blue
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shirts, black pants, and white shoes. An update that same week informed
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them that white shoes were no longer good, but black ones were the thing.
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It was about this time each night, when mail was dumped to his
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account. The mail always came from an anonymous account in Finland, but
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it didn't matter. It always had the PGP signature showing it was real,
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and that it was indeed part of the elite mailing list.
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'New Mail!' Flashed across his screen and he pulled his chair up
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ready to read it. Yes, it was the mail he was waiting for, PGP signed
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to show it was real, from the same address. He never actually checked
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the signature, but he didn't have to. He read on:
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"For this week: Radical changes in whats cool. Sagging is back in, make
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sure to buy large. The bigger the sag, the better. Shirts on backwards,
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but not inside out. Necklaces that dangle with gold pendants. Make sure
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the pendants resemble a hockey team, not the other sports. Red hightops
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are in this week, and try to get one endorsed by a basketball player.
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Carry your portable CD Player with last weeks music (no change), and
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keep the headphones on all the time. Thats all for this week."
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The boy captured the mail to a file, and put it in a directory where
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all the other updates were held. Looks like another week of him helping
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to set the trends.
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As the boy finished reading, the sender of the mail stood up,
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turned off his computer, and headed downstairs. His friend was waiting
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where they were ready to go out. Both were wearing blue jeans, plain shirts,
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tennis shoes, and baseball caps.
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"Did you send it?" his friend asked as he walked down the stairs.
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"Yup. Not like anyone reads it anyways..." he replied.
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"Who cares, its hilarious either way, I bet some poor losers
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actually follow that crap you feed them."
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"Yeah, maybe, lets go"
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= Questions, Comments, Bitches, Ideas, Rants, Death Threats, etc etc... =
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= Internet : jericho@netcom.com (Mail is welcome) =
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= Chemical Persuasion 203.324.0894 Celestial Woodlands 214.252.6455 =
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= Goat Blowers Anon 215.750.0392 Hacker's Haven 303.343.4053 =
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= E.L.F. (NUP) 314.272.3426 Misery 318.625.4532 =
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= Dungeon Sys. Inc. 410.263.2258 Psykodelik Images 407.834.4576 =
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= Paradise Lost 414.476.3181 Black SunShine 513.891.3465 =
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= Digital Fallout 516.378.6640 PSYCHOSiS 613.836.7211 =
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= Bad Trip 615.870.8805 (Your board here!@#!) =
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= Plan 9 716.881.3663 Phallic Paradise 801.944.7353 =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Logikal Nonsence XXX.XXX.XXXX =
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= PuRe EViL (NUP) 905.XXX.XXXX The Keg 914.234.9674 =
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= Files through Anonymous FTP: FTP.NETCOM.COM - /pub/je/jericho/FUCK =
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= FTP.FC.NET - /pub/deadkat/misc/FUCK =
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= FTP.WINTERNET.COM - /users/craigb/fuck =
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= FTP.GIGA.OR.AT - /pub/hackers/zines/fuck =
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= ETEXT.ARCHIVE.UMICH.EDU - /pub/Zines/FUCK =
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= http://www.ora.com:8080/johnl/e-zine-list/zines/fuck.html =
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