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= F.U.C.K. - Fucked Up College Kids - Born Jan. 24th, 1993 - F.U.C.K. =
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F.U.C.K. Anthology II
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There is always kidding about tagline rippoffs and some people
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take it seriously, but fuck it. This anthology if full of taglines
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I have collected over the last year or so. Some are fucking hilarious,
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while others are funny, but ring a lot of the truth. Read them and
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take it for what it is worth.
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..................... Group Photo
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"Genuis is 10 percent insperation, and 50 percent capitol gains."
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"I say we nuke the site from Orbit, they're all liberals anyway."
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"If you can't make it good, make it LOOK good." - B Gates
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"Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection"
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"The human race has only one effectaive weapon, and that is laughter."
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"Toto, I don't think we're in DOS anymore..."
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"When policy fails, try thinking."
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"You keep saying that, I don't think it means what you think it means"
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$ not found ... A)bort, R)efinance, or D)eclare Bankrupcy
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'\ùoú,þøù.Ú:"/ùøvþ ®ÄÄÄÄÄ Tagline debris.
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(A)bort, (R)etry, (S)mack the @#$%* thing with a BFH!
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--T-A+G-L-I+N-E--+M-E-A+S-U-R+I-N-G+--G-A+U-G-E--
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...A penny saved is a Congressional oversight.
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007 þ Error 216: Tagline out of paper.
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2400 baud makes you want to get out and push
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640k = 4 Megs In Dog Bytes.
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<Ctrl><Alt><Del> to read the next message
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A feature is a bug with seniority.
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A genius recognizes a moron faster than a moron recognizes a genius.
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A lecture on time travel will be held yesterday.
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AAAAA: American Association Against Acronym Abuse.
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All generalizations are false.
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Always remember that you're unique, just like everyone else.
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Anarchy is against the law.
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Another brilYunt mind DiZtroyed by da publik edukashun sistem.
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Are you using Windows.......or is that just an XT?
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Arkansas foreplay: "Sis, are you awake?"
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As easy as 3.1415926535897932384626433832795028841.
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As your Doctor I advise you to drink heavily.
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Ask me about my vow of silence.
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Backup is for whimps!
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Batches, batches, we don' need no steenkin' batches!
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Best loved feature of MS-DOS 6.0: the uninstall.
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Beware of averages ... they regress to the mean!
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Beware of geeks bearing .GIFS!
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Blood is thicker than water, and much tastier
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BorgDOS v3.02 loaded... All valuable programs will be assimilated!
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Born Free, Taxed to Death !!
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Buy a 486-33 you can reboot faster
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C:\>Erase c:\reality.sys Copy a:\trek\*.* c:\
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C:\DOS ... C:\DOS\RUN ... RUN\DOS\RUN! ...
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CAUTION!!! Do NOT look at laser with remaining eye...
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Call my dad...my mom's too busy. - Chelsea Clinton to school nurse.
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Calling Dr. Howard, Dr. Fine, Dr. Howard...
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Calm down. It's only ones and zeros.
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Castration takes balls.
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Chernobyl Used Macs
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Christian (n): Two-legged sport animal originally bred for lion food.
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Circumstantial evidence may suffice, as when there's fish in the milk
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Click ... click ... click ... damn, out of taglines!
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Cockroaches rule the Earth. Pass it on.
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College is just High School with ashtrays.
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Control-ALT-Delete thyself
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Courage is just stupidity with a BOLD look on your face!
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Criminal lawyer. Isn't that redundant?
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D.A.M.N. Nude Mothers against Dyslexia
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DOS never says "EXCELLENT command or filename"...
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Daddy! Let me push a-!@# NO CARRIER
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Death is Life's way of telling you you've been fired.
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Despite the cost of living, it remains popular.
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Do you mind, if we dance wif yo dates....
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Does God have unlimited disk space?
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Dogs crawl under fences; software crawls under Windows.
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Don't be a butt nugget
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Don't be sexist. Broads hate that.
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Don't pick up a girl unless you can lift her boyfriend.
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Don't play stupid with me, I'm better at it!
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Don't take life too seriously ... it's not permanent.
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Double your Hard Drive Space: DELETE WINDOWS!
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Downloading at 300 baud is as exciting as fucking Mother Teresa.
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Drop your carrier ... we have you surrounded!
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Drugs, crime, sex, money... God, I love Congress.
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Drunk is feeling sophisticated when you can't say it.
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Dyslexics are genetically designed to translate Japanese.
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ERROR 301: Keyboard not found. Press F1 to resume.
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ERROR LPT1 not found.. use backup - PENCIL & PAPER
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Eat the rich - the poor are tough and stringy.
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Error : (A)bort (R)etry (S)ell it
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Ever caught yourself reading taglines and not the msgs?
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Experiment #9: Cats without legs never land on all fours.
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Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.
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For God's Sake, Get Off...She's Dead Jim!
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GVRNMENT.SYS Corrupted: (P)anic?
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George Bush - the EDLIN of Presidents !
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God Said : E = «mvý - Zeý/r, And There Was Light
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Gravity is a myth. The Earth sucks.
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Gun Control-- Being able to hit the Target!
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Hard DISK? Gee lady, I misunderstood you.
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He who dies with the most TAGLINES wins!
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Hello? I know you're out there, I can hear you reloading.
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Help me, my operator is pulling my plu øÕŸûùæ NO CARRIER
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Help stamp out, eliminate and abolish redundancy!
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Here's a final in from Rome: Lions - 42, Christians - 0
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Holodeck, run program "Kill_Wesley_One."
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How do I set my Laserprinter to stun ??
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I am free of prejudices. I hate everyone equally.
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I am going to live forever, or die trying!
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I am not young enough to know everything.
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I just got my AT&T bill. Buy stock!
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I just got pulled over by the LAPD, and boy, am I beat!
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I know a good tagline when I steal one.
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I know it all. I just can't remember it all.
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I like children, if they are properly cooked!
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I'm in shape ... round's a shape isn't it?
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I'm not arrogant, I'm just better than you.
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I'm not paranoid! Which of my enemies told you this?
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I'm not stupid, I'm neuroanatomically challenged.
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If I wanted culture, I'd go eat yogurt.
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If at first you don't succeed, redefine success...
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If at first you don't succeed, destroy all evidence that you tried.
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If it wasn't for C, we would be using BASI, PASAL and OBOL!
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If there is no God, who pops up the Kleenex?
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If you can't think of a tagline, steal one! (like I do!)
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If you're not part of the solution, you're part of Congress.
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Ignorance is temporary, stupidity is permanent
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Illiterate? Write for FREE HELP!
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Im sorry officer, I didnt realize I was breaking the laws of physics
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In God we trust; all others we voice verify.
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In the Beginning, God rolled a 00 on the Random World Generation Table
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It said "Insert disk #3", but only two will fit!!
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It's not a virus... it's just Windows 3.0!
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It's not what you say, it's what I think you said.
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Jesse Jackson: the EDLIN of political candidates.
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Jesus saves...Gretzky gets the rebound...he shoots...he SCORES!!
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Lawyers should advertise on hospital ceilings.
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Life is anything that dies when you stomp it.
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Line noise provided by Southwestern Bell Telephone!
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Looks like a booger --> @ , but its not.
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MS Word: From the folks who brought you EDLIN
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Man created booze, God created weed, who do YOU trust?
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McBorg: Over 50 Billion Assimilated.
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Minds & parachutes only function properly when open.
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My karma just ran over your dogma.
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My lips make promises but my heart is a whore.
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My system goes down more often than a $10 whore.
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NY cops go bar-hopping; LA cops go night-clubbing.
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Never date a woman who can pee higher on a wall than you can
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New Grammar: Bad - Worse - Windoze
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Nobody ever expects the Spanish Inquisition
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Now wait a minute... How do I know you're the REAL Angel of Death?
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OS/2 - because YOU'RE not afraid of a few hundred bugs.
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Obscenity is whatever gives the Judge an erection.
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Ohgreat,nowmydamnspacebarwon'twork!
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On the 8th day, the Corps of Engineers started changing everything.
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One man's cultist is another man's prophet ...
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Paranoia is heightened awareness!!
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Pardon me. What other colors of Poupon do you have?
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Pardon my driving... I'm trying to reload, eh?
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Police tagline. Do not cross.
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Politically incorrect and DAMNED proud of it!!!
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Pollytheism (n.), The belief that God is a parrot. (Pollytheist)
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Power corrupts. Absolute power is kinda neat.
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Press [Ctrl][Alt][Del] to continue.
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Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
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RAM = Rarely Adequate Memory
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RAM DISK is NOT an installation procedure!
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REALITY.SYS Corrupted: Re-boot universe? (Y/N/Q)
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Real men use the command lines...
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Real programmers use COPY CON:PROGRAM.EXE
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Remember when safe sex was a padded headboard?
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Resistence is futile. Resistence is amusing. Resistance is appreciated
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Ross Perot: Best reason for the CIA to keep hiring assassins.
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SENILE.COM found . . . Out Of Memory . . .
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Schizophrenia beats being alone.
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Shh! Be vewy vewy quiet! I'm hunting wuntime ewwors!
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Since you're going to die anyway, can we use you as a shield??
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SsUeBnLdIMINmAeL TmAoGnLeIyNE.
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Strangely enough, some of my best friends are humans.
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Success is a matter of luck; just ask any failure.
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Super-sado-masochistic-expialidocious!
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Tag line thievery ... On the next Geraldo!
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That tagline is TRUE -> <- That tagline is FALSE
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That was Zen, this is Tao.
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The next time you wave, please use ALL of your fingers.
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The worst thing about censorship is ÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛÛ.
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This message was typed on recycled phosphor.
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This tagline is SHAREWARE! To register, send me $10
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To err is human. To moo is bovine.
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Two most common elements in the universe: Hydrogen & Stupidity.
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WARNING! SAFESEX.ZIP is a Trojan.
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What if God is virtualizing reality?
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When someone says, "Have a nice day," tell them you have other plans.
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Why buy her a Diamond when SHE don't last forever?
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Windows - The best 8 meg solitare game around!
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Windows 3.1... The 486 Crippler.
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Windows is NOT a virus... a virus DOES something!
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Windows. The President Bush of your computer.
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Yes, that IS a shotgun in my pocket, but I AM glad to see you anyway.
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Your Cat-Scan shows disfiguration, I wanna laugh myself to death.
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°°±±²²ÛÛ IN STEREO WHERE AVAILABLE ÛÛ²²±±°°
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çh‹ ‹ <20>”šâ m”ëîM éï ëâšgs
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çh$ ¡s <20>é<EFBFBD>â çàGœüî îü€â<E282AC>žîë
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If you have seen any cool taglines and you want to submit them for
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future publication just mail them along. Peace.
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= Questions, comments, bitches, ideas, etc : z3brf@ttacs.ttu.edu : FUCK =
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= Official F.U.C.K. Distribution sites and information =
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= Board Number Other =
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= Ionic Destruction 215.722.0570 Eastern HQ =
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= Purple Hell 806.791.0747 Southern HQ =
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