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ASCII by GaRblEd UsEr
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INDEX:
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##| Article Title | Author |Size| Content |
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01| Logo, Intro and Index | Garbled User |003k| Misc. |
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02| Assination Made Easy | Garbled User |005k| Anarchy |
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03| The Peanut Butter Bomb | Garbled User |001k| Anarchy |
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04| The IMPROVED Carbide Bomb | The Sentinel |003k| Anarchy |
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05| How to build a ROCKET Tube | Garbled User |010k| Anarchy |
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06| Garage Gear Grenades | Garbled User |016k| Anarchy |
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07| The Evolution of Cubes | Garbled User |004k| Humor |
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08| How to Idiot Hack | Garbled User |003k| Hacking |
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09| Mastering the Kermit Outdial | Garbled User |003k| Hacking |
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10| Rules of Article Submission | Garbled User |004k| Misc. |
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11| General Disclaimer | Garbled User |001k| EVIL!! |
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Hello, And welcome to FBI's First Newsletter, FBI PRESENTS.
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We here at FBI Hope You like it.
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But before we begin, A little about FBI..
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Editors : Garbled User and The Sentinel.
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Assistant Editors : Eights, Halifax, The Hackmaster.
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Date of National Release : 7/15/91
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We are a group of Phreakers,Hackers,Crackers, Anarchists, and writers..
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Basically our main purpose here is to inform.. We want to bring you the best
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information, as soon as we get ahold of it. We also believe that you, the end
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readers, users, and fans(hopefully!) are much more important than this group..
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and We'll try to keep the egos under control(Ahem THG??).
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We also hope that you enjoy this newsletter. This will most likely be the
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shortest letter we put out, due to a cram for time and authors. Watch for our
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next 2-3 letters nearing the 2 meg mark.(They are currently in progress)
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Future Releases By the FBI
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The Complete Anarchist's Cookbook, all the pages, all the pictures!!
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The Manual of the Anarchist- A compilation of the worlds BEST anarchy files.
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The Poor Man's James Bond, also in it's entirety!!
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So besides those issues, we will mainly be presenting you with a good mix of
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files and ideas. Also.. we need authors, read article 10.
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FBI
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F(Ph)reaker's Bureau Incorporated
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- GarBled UseR/The Sentinel
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ASSASINATION MADE EASY
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By:GaRBlED UsEr
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PART I: The Beginning
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Ok.. So theres this guy who stole yer girlfreind, or beat up yer little
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sister, or something to that effect. What goes through you mind first?
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-Not WHY, not WHEN, not IF...
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But rather HOW should I kill him?
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Well, you could beat him up...naw...unoriginal. Plus you MIGHT get hurt!
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You could get yer 5 best friends, and beat him up. Nope, makes ya look wimpy.
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Well.. only one option left.. Assasinate him!
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How you say.. Well.. In the next few parts.. I'll tell you..
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But Before I do.. READ THESE!!
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=========================
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:THE ELEVEN COMMANDMENTS:
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: OF REVENGE from SCREW :
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: UNTO OTHERS by :
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: George Hayduke :
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=========================
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1) Thou shalt neither trust nor confide in anyone!
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2) Thou shalt never use thine own telephone for revenge business!
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3) Thou shalt not touch thine form of revenge!
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4) Thou shalt become a garbage collector!
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5) Thou shalt bide thy time before activating a revenge plot!
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6) Thou shalt secure a "mail-drop" address in another city!
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7) Thou shalt learn everything there is to learn about the vicitm!
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8) Thou shalt pay cash all the time in a revenge plot!
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9) Thou shalt trade with merchants who have never heard of you!
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0) Thou shalt never threaten thy intended victim!
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!) Thou shalt not leave evidence lying around, however circumstantial.
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PART II: The Hunt
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Well, you know his name...that's a start. Now, as around about him. BE
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DISCREET!! Only ask CLOSE freinds.. or just kinda slip it into a conversation..
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and sit back while people tell you all about him (especially his enemies!)
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Grab yerself a phone book.. Hopefully, you have a ROUGH idea where he
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lives.. Look him up.. and try to narrow it down. Ex- Yer huntin down a kid
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named Ralph Norwieg.. Well.. look up Norwieg.. WHAT?!! 30 entries.. Hmm.. he
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lives SOMEWHERE in liverpool.. that leaves 10.. Now call em all, and ask for
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Ralph, you should end up with one or 2.. with luck.. you can figure out which
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is him just by his voice.. Or a "POLL". "Excuse me, how many high school
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students live here?, and thier names?" (that one ALLWAYS works..)
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Now you know his Phone # and address... Now.. start planning...
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Step I: The LIE.
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Be REAL nice to him.. make freinds with him, tell him everything is
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forgiven.. Have one of your freinds threaten him, when they do.. jump in
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to "save the day". This will earn you his trust.
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Step II: The PLAN!
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Now.. First you need to decide an assasination method.. Hmm.. you could:
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-Poison his food
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-Blow his house up
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-Blow his car up
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O R
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Kill him(NOT advised.. VERY dangerous!!!)
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Ok.. Lets say you decide to poison his food.. Now, grab a vial of yer
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FAVORITE biotoxin, and eat lunch with him someday. Take him up to McDonalds..
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Ask him "Tell me what you want, My treat.. just go find a table" You order his
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shit, and when NOBODY is looking, dump the little vial (MAKE SURE it is a
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POWERFUL poison.. so that it does NOT take much to KILL!!!) onto his food.
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Now.. This is VERY important.. Eat with him.. make sure HE gets the poisoned
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food(duh!) Don't act all jittery, or scared.. just act natural. Start a
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conversation even.. Sooner or later, the poison gets to him.. Now this is VERY
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IMPO!!!! Say ,no, YELL "OH MY GOD!! Ralph? Ralph?" (start shaking his sholder)
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"QUICK! Somebody call an ambulance!!, RALPH.. SPEAK TO ME!!,, Oh my god.. He
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didn't deserve to die" Make sure you show up at the funeral.. Cry alot.. bring
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lotsa flowers.. The cops will NEVER suspect you.. AND DONT brag about it!! Ya
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gotta act like yer best freind just died.. You even show the SLIGHTEST sign of
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hatered towards him.. yer toast. Even better, Use botulism.. WHy? IF it's a
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relative of yours, you can sue McDonalds while yer at it!!
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Don't like the poisoning idea eh? Well.. what was next on that list? OH
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Yeah.. Blow his house up.
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First off.. Timing is EVERYTHING.. You blow up his house while he's at
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school.. and, well.. that's just stupid. Actually.. The best thing to do is,
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call him up on the night of the bomb.. Ask him if he's doing anything that
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night. Talk to him.. blah blah blah. Keep the putz on the fone till he goes to
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bed. Then.. begin your plan.
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Point A. The more people who know what yer doing.. the bigger chance of a
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wimpout.. or a rat. Keep it to a FEW trusted freinds. 3 is a MAXIMUM!
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Point B. Hit about 2am. Give yourself enough time to be a couple miles away
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when it goes off.. an alabi helps.
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That should do it. Basically, Plant the bomb in a way you KNOW it will hit
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him. If his room is in the back of the house.. don't plant the bomb on the
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porch! Plant the devise AS NEAR TO HIM AS YOU POSSIBLY CAN!!! Even if it's enof
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explosives to blow up a city block. The only stupid assasin, is the one who is
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overconfident. Make sure you use a timer, you want an hour or two to get the
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hell away. Unless you intend to use a lightbulb, or sodacan.. or similar device.
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Follow these steps..and the basic rules of non-stupidity(threats are DEFINATELY
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OUT!) and you will have done a good deed for society.. the destruction of
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another dork.
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SO... the putz has a car eh? WELL.. this one is SIMPLE! Simply get yourself a
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nice fused explosive.. put it NEAR the passenger area of the car.. tie the fuse
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around the exaust manifold. And.. when your unsuspecting target drives to
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school.. he will hit the sky halfway down the highway.
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Ain't Death Grand???!
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Well.. this WONDERFUL file of destruction was brought to YOU by...
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GaRbLed UseR. Making your world more fun to live in..
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not neccesarily SAFE.. but fun!
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(c) 1999 Garbled User All rights beaten over the head with a stick.
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FBI
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Yes.. from the WONDERFUL idea of the gerbil feed bomb comes......
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The Peanut Butter Bomb.
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I was inspired by Acid Reign to write this file.. Bravo Acid..!
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Possibly you've heard of the almighty gerbil feed bomb. Well.. this is a
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variation of that WONDERFUL anti-personnel device.
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WHAT YOU NEED:
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-1- Jiff Peanut butter Jar.(NOT PLASTIC!)
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- - Gasoline
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- - Some gunpowder.(empty a few shotgun shells)
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-1- Model airplane glue.
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- - Sugar.
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-1- Fuse.(any type except electric)
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-1- Psychotic tendency.
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Ok.. Mix the gunpowder with the sugar in a 10:1 ratio. Then add enough model
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glue to thoroughly coat the mixture. Mix the glue and the mixture so that the
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newly formed mixture becomes VERY sticky. Half fill the peanut butter jar with
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this. Now, add the gasoline. Fill the jar the rest of the way up. Close the jar.
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Shake vigorously(not TOO vigorously!). Now drill a hole in the lid. Put the fuse
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in the jar. Light the fuse. And unless you are quite a far way away from this
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little toy when it explodes.. prepare to die. The only drawback to this bomb
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is.. if you add the gasoline a while before you set the bomb off, it may jam up.
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Of course.. you can overcome this by pouring the gasoline in JUST before you
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plant the bomb. This bomb will have about 2 - 10 times the power of the gerbil
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feed bomb.
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HAVE A BLAST! (literally)
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(c) 1999 GarBlEd UsEr All rights blown to hell.
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How to make a SAFEer Carbide Bomb!
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by Sentinel
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Ever make a carbide bomb and have it go off in yer face? Yes, No?. well, here's
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a REALLY simple way to do such that is so mind bogglingly obvious i'm suprised
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I didn't read it elsewhere (yep, an FBI first!)
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First: i'll tell you how to make a regular Carbide bomb, and also explain why
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they suck. First off, go somewhere and TRY to get some Calcium Carbide. Now
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this is sometimes called "Lantern Fuel" They always say that you can get it in
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any hardware store... WRONG you'll end up looking like an asshole "Duuh, got
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any <fillinablank>" Sometimes you can get it in "Hickville" hardware stores...
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(if the guy behind the counter is wearing Flannel, has a sunburnt neck, and has
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a beard, chances are, yer in hickville) another possible location is
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"Spieleology" shops (people who climb in caves) ask fer lantern fuel, you can
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usually buy it in "Economy Size" (ie: enough to blow the hell outta city block)
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The only place I seem to have found it is in the closet marked "Danger
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chemicals, Do NOT enter" in the science labs. it will look like gravel with
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brownish powder. and will smell like pig shit. Take a bottle, put a bit of
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water in it (about a third to half of the bottle) then place a handful of
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calcium carbide in the bottle (1 handful per 1/2 litre or an average "Soda
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bottle") Unfortunately as soon as the Calcium Carbide (i'll call it CC from now
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on cause i hate to type as much as you hate to read) AS soon as the CC hits the
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water it starts reacting, forming a gas not unlike acetylene (the stuff in
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cutting torches) now, this stuff spatters all over yer hands, clothes, the
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floor, and if you cap it (if you can manage) it blows up almost
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instantaneously. Ruining yer complexion.
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Yes now you can have the really improved Sentinel Version! <applause> take the
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bottle, and get yer normal run of the mill balloon, ie: the things you fill
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with water and throw out windows of cars. Take the water balloon and stick it
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on the end of a faucet just like you would for a water balloon, now slide the
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bottle opening over the balloon. THEN fill it with water. once there is
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sufficient water (ie: 1/3 to 1/2 of the bottle size) tie the water balloon
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(which SHOULD be inside the bottle) now take the CC bomb to wherever you want
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it, and throw the CC in, then cap it. if you notice the thing does NOT spurt
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out, because the water is in the balloon. Now, shake the bomb until the
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balloon breaks, then set it down (you have approximately 30 seconds before you
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hear a BOOM! and shattered glass goes flying about 20 feet.) what's really
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fun, is arm it (fill the balloon, add CC and cap but do NOT shake it) then tape
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it to the bottom of a gas tank on a car, or any other vehicle, or just toss it
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in the back of a truck. Eventually the balloon will rupture from either the
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knocking around it gets or the reaction of the CC and the small amount of water
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that always seems to get in the jar. For added excitement, leave a burning rag
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nearby or pour napalm on the bottle and light it (napalm = gasoline + lots of
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styrofoam peanuts) you'll get a HUGE fireball.
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REMEMBER: FBI takes no responsibility for anything you do
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anytime, EVER. So be careful. And if yer gonna put it on
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someones doorstep and ring the bell... Make sure its someone
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you REALLY hate, cause at close range, this will REALLY fuck
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someone up.
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Brought to you by
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,
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*****{================-
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' the Sentinel
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Garbled User and the F. B. I.
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Present... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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~~~Rocket Tubes and YOU!~~~
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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
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This file will tech you the basics of building, loading and using the
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dreaded rocket tube. This is one of the militant's most powerful devices!!
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The rocket tube is a simple device that will let you destoy things at extreme
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distances with relative ease! This desturctive mechanism allows the roving
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anarchist to take buildings, low flying aircraft, doors, and even people out
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from afar. Interested yet?? Well read on..
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The rocket tube can be easily manufactured by taking a few trips around
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town.... A working knowledge in Model Rocketry will help you VERY MUCH! The
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better you are at rocket building, the more accuracy and power your tube will
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have!
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You will need:
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| |Estes Rocket engines..(or any other brand) | These can be any size except |
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| | |mini, depending on the range. |
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| |Some basic rocket building equipment. | Tubes,nose cones, fins, ect. |
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| |Gasoline | Boom! |
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| |Model Cement | See above note! |
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|1|Shotgun shell and small nail(optional) | Used to set off bomb |
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| |Gunpowder | BOOM! |
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|1|A long metal tube. About 2 1/2-3 inches | This is the tube. |
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| |in diameter.. and about 2-3ft long. | |
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| |A small wooden handle |Take a guess! |
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|2|Wood screws |to hold the handle in |
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| |Basic assembly tools, glue, screwdriver ect|duh! |
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|1|Dowel about 1/8th inch diameter,3 1/2ft.lng|DOwel for rocket tube. |
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Now here's a nice diagram..
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open | | closed end
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end | | <----
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--->| |
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\ \
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\ \
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\ \
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\_______\
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The back end should be TOTALLY sealed.. unless you want your face ripped apart.
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a blast shield around the front end made of sheet metal would also be a good
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idea! But is not nessecary if you put the handle farther back.
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NOTE- the farther back the handle is.. the harder it will be to keep the rocket
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straight.. and your accuracy will suffer considerably.
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Now.. the rocket is simple to construct... just build a basic rocket..
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Now, cut the fins in a manner as shown...
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/ /
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/ /
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/ /
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/ /
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\ \
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\ \
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\ \
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\_____________\
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The total width of the rocket(with 4 fins!) should be equal to the diameter of
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the rocket tube.. sand them off so they fit nicely.
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Now put the little straw on the side of the rocket.
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find yourself a long piece of metal, round and thin.It must be able to fit into
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the little straw on the side of the rocket, and should be 3 inches longer than
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the rocket tube.
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Put the metal piece through the straw, and fit the rocket into the tube.. You
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need to secure the metal dowel in a place in the sealed end of the tube. this
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will serve as a guide for the rocket. It may be easier if the seal on the back
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is removable, or at least seal it on AFTER you put the dowel in.
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The entire tube, dowel and all should be greased smooth, all throughout the
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inside. This will insure a smooth launch.
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Now.. to build your rocket.. I will give a distance estimation based on some
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estes charts, and personal knowledge..
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Engine size | horizontal range | verticle range |
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A8-3 | 200-400 ft | 200-600ft |
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b6-4 | 300-600ft | 300-900ft |
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C6-5 | 350-1000ft | 400-1450ft |
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d12-5 | 600-1500ft | 800-2300ft | (the best! most advised)
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you will want to select your engine depending on the range of the target.
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Also remember.. these are MUCH heavier than normal rockets.. it is not advised
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to aim low!! aim just high of your target, depending on the distance.. For very
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long distances.. aim at a 30-45 degree angle.. Practice makes perfect. practice
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with wieghted down duds before you go indiscriminatly blowing up nuke plants..
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A normal rocket is made with recovery wadding, and a nice little parachute..
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Fuck these.. This should be made the following way.
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A)Take 1 paper towel.. soak it in gasoline..
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B)Take 1 paper towel.. soak it in battery acid, and muriatic(HCL)acid. let dry
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(optional ^^^)
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C)Mix gasoline and gunpowder in a 3:1 ratio.. disolve thouroughly. Soak 2 paper
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towels in this and let dry.
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Now take your tube and do the following..
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nose || gunpowder | C | B | A |engine
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(a,b,c correspond to the steps listed above)
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Now, there are two ways to build this rocket..
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1) Rocket will fly until out of fuel and then explode..(can be delayed)
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this is good for kiling people, scare tactics, and airplane destruction.
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2) Rocket will run out of fuel, engine will eject.. and will explode on impact.
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The uses for this are obvious, doors, cars, buildings, landforms(heh heh).
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For number one.. glue the nose cone on.. and launch(more on that later)
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For number two.. replace C with A. omit c and b. place a stopper about 1 inch
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thick in front of the engine. Glue this in.. fill the remaining space with more
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gunpowder. Now.. take the shotgun shell, and glue it in so that the primer
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faces out the front of the rocket. Drive the nail through the nose cone, so that
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the head of the nail is at the tip of the cone. Get some more tubing and..
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---b-----------
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a------ --c-----------
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------- --------------
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a is the nose cone, b is the extra tubing, and c is where the shotgun shell is..
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the nail tip, sticking out from A should just touch the primer. put some glue
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around it to insure the placment. B should be glued around C. and A should have
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a very WEAK bond to b.
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When the rocket hits cone first.. the bond between a and b breaks. this causes
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the nail to break the primer, and set off the shell.. causing a VERY nasty
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explosion.
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Ok.. now the last part.. the engine...
|
||
Take your engine.. and make a slow burning fuse... 15-20 seconds should be
|
||
enough.. (depending on how fast you want the rocket going off)..
|
||
Now.. Scrape a larger hole out of the clay in the back.(use a drill bit)
|
||
FIll this with gunpowder and a fuse. place a little glue on the end to hold it
|
||
all in.
|
||
|
||
|
||
To launch.. place the straw(from the rocket) on the dowel(in the tube). Get a
|
||
lighter.. Light the fuse. Tilt the tube back so the rocket falls back into the
|
||
tube. DO NOT PUSH IT IN YOURSELF..(I shouldn't need to explain this one!)
|
||
Aim the tube, and wait for the rocket to fire.. hold steady.. this mutha kicks
|
||
one damn ass punch! Also.. wear goggles.. don't be an idiot.
|
||
|
||
|
||
NOTE- The engine bit can also be done with the regular igniters from a rocket..
|
||
but remember.. they have a 50% failure rate.. so by gaining an electrical push
|
||
button system.. you can lose your launch speed.. and possibly your life!
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
What to use this for..
|
||
|
||
These rockets will be refered to as TYPE A (launch/explode) and type B
|
||
(launch/impact/explode). Type a is normally used to cause a BIG fireball in the
|
||
middle of nowhere.. but if launched into somebodies stomach.. can be quite
|
||
cool! Also this type is used to blow up aircraft, due to the phenominal aim you
|
||
would need to actually HIT the plane.. this can take it out as long as you get
|
||
near the craft.. and time it right. These are also used to destroy crowds..
|
||
This tactic is quite deadly!Launching one of these into a crowd is like blowing
|
||
up a bomb in the middle. These rocket tubes are comparable to RPGs and
|
||
bazookas!!
|
||
|
||
Type B is used to take out tanks, cars, doors, buildings and other assorted non
|
||
moving objects. The explosion from type B is MUCH bigger than a.. but will not
|
||
travel as far! Type B can also be used to set off a pre-planted explosive
|
||
somewhere by aiming at the general vicinity.
|
||
|
||
|
||
So.. when you've got a big gang fight to go to.. and your out numbered 10:1..
|
||
bring good ol Nellie the RT along.. when they see a rocket shoot out of that
|
||
tube and blow up the swingset.. they'll run like hell!! Or maybe your fighting
|
||
a civil war... playing war games.. or whatever..
|
||
Just remember.. This was brought to YOU by the FBI.. and GarbLeD USeR.
|
||
|
||
Note- If the engine fires and the rocket does not leave the tube.. Chuck the
|
||
tube .. and hit the deck.. you fucked up somewhere.. and the rocket will still
|
||
explode!!!
|
||
Also- These tubes are REUSABLE.. so you can make 400 rockets, and only need one
|
||
tube... but try and re-grease it FREQUENTLY.. otherwise the above may happen to
|
||
YOU!
|
||
Also.. the first time you make this.. try it without the dowel in the middle..
|
||
sometimes it works better with, and sometimes better without. I suppose it
|
||
depends on the quality of the rocket.
|
||
|
||
This FBI paper was paid for, in part by a special grant from noone.
|
||
Copyright 1999 GArbled UseR. All rights Blown to Hell.
|
||
|
||
|
||
The SECRET of
|
||
THE GARAGE GEAR GRENADES !!!!!!!
|
||
|
||
And other assorted easy-to-do-detonations!
|
||
|
||
Yes.. FBI and GaRbLeD UseR bring you another informing, wonderful article..
|
||
This article is based on the need for weaponry.. FAST, and cheap.
|
||
|
||
Example 1- Your house is surrounded by urban terrorists, they want your
|
||
girlfriend to come out, naked, with her hands up. What do you do??
|
||
|
||
Example 2- Your nextdoor neighbor has noticed a few STRANGE smoke clouds
|
||
coming from your home, and has decided to call the Feds. Too bad you have 30
|
||
kilos of coke stashed under your bed. WHat to do???!
|
||
|
||
Example 3- Your best freind has been taken hostage by the KGB, and is
|
||
being held in a warehouse 1000 ft. away. He has 30 minutes to live.. No car,
|
||
No ready made weapons. WHAT WILL YOU DO?!?!?
|
||
|
||
Well.. aside from the corny examples, you pull out this article.
|
||
|
||
How will this ASCII save your best friend from the KGB? Easy, It teaches
|
||
you a simple fact. That every household in america contains enough explosives
|
||
to detonate a city block. No way.. uh uh.. you say.. Well... READ ON!!
|
||
|
||
BTW-A few of these were taken from other authors to make this file more
|
||
complete.. The author is listed underneath the title.
|
||
Special Thanx to Acid Reign and BIOC 003 for being great role models..
|
||
|
||
|
||
|
||
The Gerbil Feed Bomb
|
||
BY:Acid Reign
|
||
|
||
This is a simple weapon.. Have a pet? Small rodent perhaps??
|
||
|
||
Modeling Cement?? EVEN better!
|
||
Great, now get some gasoline, a glass jar, and a wick. (See later text for
|
||
how to on wicks!)
|
||
|
||
Take the glass jar, Powder up the pet food, (preferably green pellets but the
|
||
little cylindyrs do nicely) Now take the modeling cement.. POUR it in. Mix
|
||
thouroughly.. Now that you've TOTALLY emptied about 2 glue containers into
|
||
the mixture. Fill the rest of the bottle with gasoline.(did I forget to mention
|
||
the gerbil feed should only about half fill the container?) Shake.
|
||
Now take Mr.Wick Put it in through the top. Light, run, hit the dirt!!!
|
||
|
||
VERY powerful.. one went off in Beirut and killed 57 people!!
|
||
|
||
|
||
The BIC BomB!
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
This is a very simple, and powerful grenade, and can be made MORE powerful
|
||
with some BB's and glue. Take a lighter, preferably with LOTS of fluid.(BIC
|
||
disposable) Pull the metal thing off the top, now pull the little wheel out.
|
||
|
||
Optional:Coat with glue and roll in BB's!
|
||
|
||
Now.. Light the little plastic bits at the top(heat until they bubble!)
|
||
and THROW!! Should make a nice BIG fireball. If you included the optional step
|
||
watch your opponents die from a shotgun-like blast!
|
||
|
||
|
||
Generic Pipe Bomb
|
||
By:Garbled USer
|
||
|
||
This simple bomb can be made many many wayz!!
|
||
|
||
1) FIll with assorted explosive powders(match heads, Rocket Engines, rust,
|
||
aluminum powder, or whatever else you have laying around that looks deadly!)
|
||
|
||
2) Same as method 1. Omit the part about drilling the hole for the fuse.
|
||
simply fill a MR. COFFEE filter with DAMP Nitrogen Triiodide(discused later)
|
||
and put in one(or both) end(s) of the pipe. Unviel,throw, Enjoy!
|
||
|
||
3) The ol' Gunpowder and wick works too.. but can be donw with shotgun shells
|
||
too!!
|
||
|
||
|
||
Exploding Arrows
|
||
By:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
Another simple bomb. Get the following.
|
||
Shotgun primer(from UNFIRED shell)
|
||
BB.
|
||
Glue.
|
||
Bow
|
||
Aluminum arrow.
|
||
Gunpowder.
|
||
|
||
Fill the arrow with gunpowder. Glue the primer to the end of the arrow.
|
||
Glue the BB to end of the primer. Shoot at your intended enemy. Watch him die in
|
||
pain as the arrow explodes! This also tends to produce millions of little
|
||
shards of aluminum, which can be quite deadly when accelerated(say,.. by an
|
||
explosion).
|
||
(as allways, gunpowder can be replaced by many other things..)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Gunpowder Replacements (for the anarchist in a jam for time)
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
Simple replacements for gunpowder.
|
||
|
||
Rocket engine powder(ground up)
|
||
Ground up match heads
|
||
Emptied out bullets and shells.
|
||
Emptied out Bottle rockets and other assorted fireworks.
|
||
|
||
These replacements will do nicely in a REAL jam. And even when you have
|
||
the right equipment.. Most of these work equally or better than the real
|
||
thing. Except maybe the match heads.. they have a knack for being more like
|
||
flash powder.. but are still comparable!!
|
||
|
||
|
||
Quick Wicks
|
||
BY:GArbled uSer
|
||
|
||
These wicks aren't the best.. but do OK in a jam.
|
||
Take any burning string(except nylon, if it melts when burned, it's nylon!)
|
||
Get some acetone(nail polish remover) and gunpowder(or ground up charcoal if
|
||
in a SERIOUS jam. (you is bummin!) Mix in 1:1 ratio. Dip string in mixture.
|
||
Let the ACETONE soak in for awhile. Let dry. Repeat about 10 times.
|
||
|
||
This should give you a VERY NICE WICK!!
|
||
|
||
Blast Oil
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
This is a strange liquid.. Take a Plastic peanut butter jar,(or any plastic
|
||
jar) Fill up with half nail polish remover and half 99% iso-propyl alcohol.
|
||
Either-
|
||
A) Ignite mixture, run fast
|
||
B) Ignite bottle, throw fast
|
||
C) Pour on target, Light and run fast!!
|
||
|
||
if used properly.. it sometimes has a nasty property of causting the entire
|
||
mixture to become gaseous.. INSTANTLY.. this can cause a TREMENDOUS exlosion!!
|
||
One note.. Try to get 99% pure Iso-Propyl Alcolhol.. The lesser the purity,
|
||
the lesser the chance of explosion.. Same with the acetone!
|
||
BE CAREFUL!!
|
||
|
||
Force Grenade
|
||
BY:GArbled User
|
||
|
||
This little bastard will blow just about anyone 30-100 feet back!! Can cause
|
||
a car to nearly flip over.. and can cause almost nuclear damage to a window!
|
||
|
||
Simply Grab the vineger, grab the ol ARM and HAMMER baking soda. Take a
|
||
cheap plastic bottle(2 liter is good). Take some paper towels.Fill them with
|
||
alot of baking soda. Wrap them VERY thoughroughly(but small enof to still fit
|
||
thru the neck of the bottle). FIll the bottle about 60% up with vineger. TAke
|
||
the baking soda rolls you made(about 10) and drop them in. then just
|
||
close, and throw.. FAST!! The reaction causes a HUGE amount of CO2 gas
|
||
to be produced.. causing a BIG BOOM!
|
||
You can ALSO use a glass bottle, which will create MANY nice, sharp glass
|
||
shards! Which function nicely as an anti-personel device.
|
||
|
||
Death Grenade
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
This is the same as a force grenade, except the minor fact that it releases
|
||
a cloud of poison gas SO deadly it will kill just about anyone nearby!
|
||
(not to mention the sheer power of the bomb!)
|
||
Just replace the Arm-n-hammer with any ammonia containing liquid (ammonia Water
|
||
works the best (ammonium hydroxide))
|
||
Replace the vineger with a chlorine containing liquid, like industrial strength
|
||
chlorine bleach.
|
||
Ever wonder why they allways tell you not to mix the two?? Now you know.. they
|
||
produce chlorine gas.
|
||
heh heh..
|
||
This will produce QUITE a blast.. and a green cloud that will sweep a city
|
||
block.. so try not to be downwind of the bomb!! It will also take longer to
|
||
explode..So you have more time to throw the grenade.. BUT Don't be thinking...
|
||
"Gee, I have all the time in the world.. I think I'll have a few cigs before I
|
||
throw this" Or you will end up looking VERY dead. By more time I mean about 10-
|
||
15 more seconds added to the safety margin before the thing HAS to be thrown!
|
||
|
||
Another STRANGE thing you can do with this one is, tie a turpentine soaked rag
|
||
around the bottle.. (DO NOT LIGHT) This will react with the chlorine, and catch
|
||
on fire, releasing TONS of black smoke.. and an interestingly noxious smell..
|
||
which is also probably very dangerous. (No I'm not sure.. Would YOU stand near
|
||
a death grenade to find out whether or not it was deadly??)
|
||
|
||
|
||
Fire Grenade
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
Quite simple. Same as above two. Use Calcium Carbide and water.
|
||
Harder to do because CaC2 is NOT usually a houshold chemical.. Unless your wife
|
||
is a speliologist.
|
||
Now.. Simply tie a gasoline soaked rag to the bottle, light, throw.. run.
|
||
|
||
SHould make a nice, big.. powerful blast.. emitting a HUGE fireball!!
|
||
This should be used with a glass bottle, be advised.. if you throw the bottle
|
||
to hard.. it will break, causing a not-so-awesome explosion..
|
||
Of course.. when using glass you could allways cushion the outside!
|
||
|
||
All of these should be thrown as soon as they are closed.. The gases they
|
||
produce are quite harmful.. and being nearby when one explodes is ALLWAYS a bad
|
||
idea!!
|
||
|
||
Propane/Butane Bomb
|
||
BY:Acid Reign. Also added to by GArbled User
|
||
|
||
Well, this bomb was constructed by us in an attempt to not only make an
|
||
antipersonnel device which was easy to construct, but also to create the
|
||
biggest fireball that the world has ever seen. So, you get the power of pure
|
||
butane, with the added advantage of simplicity in construction...have phun!
|
||
|
||
1. A Cannister of Butane Fuel: Easy to obtain, this can be found at just
|
||
about any good drugstore, certainly at a hardware store.
|
||
2. Gun Powder: See above.
|
||
3. Plastic Container: Preferably a TupperWare-(tm) glass, as it will both
|
||
melt away and explode, while glass will shatter with heat, and metal
|
||
will not explode.
|
||
4. A Fuse: You can buy these in places, but if you don't want to go thru
|
||
the hassle, simply rub model glue all over a string, it'll work just
|
||
as well.
|
||
5. Masking Tape: Or electrical tape, or cellophane tape, or whatever kind
|
||
of tape that you've got lying 'round the house.
|
||
Assembly
|
||
1. Fill the plastic container with 1/4 to 1/2 inch of powder.
|
||
2. Center the butane in the container, atop the powder.
|
||
3. Fill the rest of the container with powder, around the butane. Pack
|
||
it down -- lightly, just so that it fully fills in the container.
|
||
4. Insert the fuse at least 1/2 inch into the powder, and pack the
|
||
surrounding powder as in step 3. Seal the top of the container around
|
||
the butane with a small covering of masking tape.
|
||
5. Plant the device in a target area.
|
||
6. Light the fuse, and...
|
||
7. RUN LIKE HELL!!
|
||
8. (Detonation): If this is done correctly, and you get well out of range
|
||
of the fireball, the immediate, (and non-immediate), area will be "up
|
||
in smoke," persay.
|
||
A Diagram of Proper Construction
|
||
|
||
__| Butane |
|
||
/ | Cannister |
|
||
>*< _ /
|
||
| | | /
|
||
\ _| |_ __| Tape |
|
||
| Bomb |______| / \ / | Covering |
|
||
| Fuse | _|_| |___/
|
||
|.|.| |.:.|
|
||
|:|:|_______|:.:|_
|
||
|.|.| |.:.| \
|
||
|:|:| RONCO |:.:| \__| Plastic |
|
||
|.:.|_______|.:.| | Container |
|
||
|:.:| |:.:|
|
||
|.:.| |.:.|
|
||
|:.:| |___|______| Notice the "designer" |
|
||
|_:.|_______|.:.| | butane fuel, here! |
|
||
| Gun |__/|:.:.:.:.:.:.:.:|
|
||
| Powder | |_______________|
|
||
|
||
Acid Reign - and - Riff Raff
|
||
______________________________________________________________________________
|
||
Now for the Garbled User enhancements!!!
|
||
|
||
Use propane instead of Butane.
|
||
Use an oxygen tank along with the butane/propane.(BIG WHITE BOOM!!)
|
||
Ever see those HUGE propane canisters used in outdoor BBQ's? Get the idea?!?
|
||
No oxygen tanks?? Use Whipped Cream(in the spray container)
|
||
No butane/propane?? Use WD40 or other aerosols!! (WD40 and other lubricants
|
||
are the best tho)
|
||
|
||
All of these should make your little butane bomb capable of nuking a city..
|
||
Or.. just drop yours off by the local propane cylinder exhange at your corner
|
||
store.. heh heh..
|
||
|
||
Of course.. there are those HUGE propane canisters.(6-20 ft long!!)
|
||
those would be fun to watch.
|
||
|
||
|
||
Nitrogen Tri-iodide.
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
Simple enof. Take alot of ammonia water, mix with 3-4 bottles of iodine.
|
||
Shake for 5 minutes. Filter through MR Coffee filter about 10 times.
|
||
Let dry.
|
||
|
||
A) You now have a crimson substance with explosive properties, and a nasty
|
||
temper.. (Extremely shock sensitive)
|
||
B) You may also use the liquid over again..(Re mix with iodine. make more!!)
|
||
You have a virtually endless supply, as long as you have Iodine bottles, you
|
||
have explosives!!
|
||
|
||
|
||
PeroOxyacetone
|
||
BY:GArbled User
|
||
|
||
A useful chemical. These aren't exact measurements.. but when you are in a
|
||
hurry.. you could care less.
|
||
50/50 Acetone/Hydrogen Peroxide.
|
||
add 10 drops Muriatic(pool) acid.
|
||
|
||
Have fun with white filtrate.The Filtrate is somewhat SHOCK SENSITIVE.. so be
|
||
advised not to stomp on, hit, mutilate or whatever while in possesion.
|
||
The main way of setting this off though is to use a wick, or fire of some
|
||
sort.. I suppose it could be used as a replacement for gunpowder.. but I
|
||
haven't tried. Also.. It usually takes a few hours to complete the reaction..
|
||
so be patient.. Try heating it in a 40C water bath.. that should speed it up
|
||
alot!
|
||
|
||
|
||
Tennis Ball Bomb
|
||
BY:Acid Reign
|
||
|
||
SImple enof. Take tennis ball, strike anywhere matches, gunpowder. Cut the
|
||
heads off the matches. Open up the tennis ball. Fill the tennis ball with those
|
||
match heads. Pour in some gunpowder for kick. Seal the hole up with rubber
|
||
cement and duct tape.. Throw at your enemy(very hard!) watch fun as he dies!!
|
||
These little pukes are quite powerful.. but take QUITE a shock to set off! My
|
||
advice is to practice your pitching skills before taking on an enemy with
|
||
these.. or you could end up dead, and laughed at. Also.. NEVER SQUEEZE!!!!
|
||
One time we moved a 50 lb park bench about a foot with one. Imagine the fun you
|
||
could have, if you made a HUGE batch of these, got a car, and one of those nice
|
||
MR. TENNIS PRACTICE SERVERS. You know.. The ones that shoot tennis balls out at
|
||
high speeds for court practice!! You could take out a fucking niegborhood!!
|
||
|
||
|
||
Basic Moltov Cocktail
|
||
BY:Garbled User
|
||
|
||
60% oil, 40% gasoline. Wine bottle filled with mixture,rag soaked in
|
||
mixture. Cork.
|
||
|
||
Put rag in bottle, so most of it sticks out. Cork the bottle. Light the rag.
|
||
Throw at intended target. The bottle will break, releasing the oil/gas mixture.
|
||
The burning rag will ignite this, and the whole area will be covered in fire!
|
||
|
||
Now to have fun, replace oil with styrofoam!! NOW watch the fun when it
|
||
explodes!!
|
||
|
||
Of course you could allways use Blast Oil instead of gasoline.. :)
|
||
|
||
Spray Bottle Flamethrower.
|
||
BY:GArbLed UsEr
|
||
|
||
Even EASIER.. Get one of your nice little spray bottles,(mom or wife uses
|
||
them to water houseplants). Fill with one of many liquids..
|
||
* Blast Oil
|
||
* Gasoline
|
||
* Ethyl or Iso-propyl Alcolhol
|
||
Boiling Water
|
||
Ammonia Water
|
||
Chlorine Bleach
|
||
* Naptha(lighter fluid)
|
||
Drano(or other like fluids)
|
||
* Nail polish Remover
|
||
Now.. If it has an asterick beside it.. SImply pull out MR lighter, and hold in
|
||
front of the blast! Turn to MIST for a deathly fireball, or STREAM for a nice
|
||
line of deadly fire! For the other liquids, ALLWAYS USE STREAM!! TRy to aim for
|
||
the face. If you can hit the eyes, any of these are guaranteed to blind the
|
||
enemy.
|
||
|
||
No spray bottles?? Look under the sink.. Maybe a WINDEX bottle, OR.. if you
|
||
have children.. a squirt gun will do nicely. Be warned! Many of these liquids
|
||
will eat through plastic! So if your weapon catches on fire.. THROW! Do not
|
||
attempt to put it out! Also try and use them quickly.. or you may end up
|
||
covered in DRANO! (The tip of the weapon will occasionally catch on fire.. this
|
||
is OK.. but be careful and put it out.. the tip may melt.. and you is toast
|
||
when it does!!
|
||
|
||
Quick formula for HIGH EXPLOSIVES!
|
||
BY:GArbled USEr
|
||
|
||
Quite easy. 88% Ammonium nitrate
|
||
12% Charcoal powder.
|
||
(See below on how to get Ammonium Nitrate)
|
||
|
||
|
||
So.. as you can see.. The modern anarchist is supplied with what he needs,
|
||
by the very entity he uses it to destroy! In a single house alone.. there is
|
||
probably enough explosives to take a nice big building down! By simply walking
|
||
down to the corner store.. many more are found.. Butane fuel,
|
||
fireworks...alcolhols.. the whole bit! Your local hardware store sells nice
|
||
stuff like aluminum powder, toulene(!!!!) and pipes! Plus other assorted
|
||
goodies if you know what to look for. The grocery store has even MORE! Instant
|
||
cold packs. They are just water and AMONIUM NITRATE!! heh heh.. I need say no
|
||
more.
|
||
|
||
So.. my advice to you, the budding young anarchist... Go to your favorite
|
||
store.. Read lables.. If it sez DO NOT MIX WITH blah blah. MIX IT!! If it sez
|
||
to keep away from fire, drop a match in it. Look for your neccesary anarchy
|
||
ingredients in your favorite products.. and if you are lucky enough.. You may
|
||
find EXACTLY what you were looking for!
|
||
|
||
|
||
This has been another GArblEd UsEr / FBI presentation!!
|
||
1999 FBI. All Rights Systematecly Destroyed.
|
||
14:33,7/8/91
|
||
|
||
|
||
Ibid.
|
||
|
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T H E .
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FBI
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P R E S E N T S . . .
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The Evolution Of Cubes.
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Oh no..
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This is exactly what you are thinking to yourself as you read this.. Not
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ANOTHER F.B.I paper!! Spare me..
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Heh heh heh.. It's too late!! You've allready read the title.. You are
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doomed to continue now.
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You may have learned about evolution in biology, or possibly from a local
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fanatic. But they never told you the truth... What ALL scientists fear...
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The Cube Theory.
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Yes. over the years, the inane theory has been put down, over and over..
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mainly by evolutionists that fear the truth.. But now the theory has been
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revised, and the street clinics, and back alley liposuctions can come to an
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end now.. Yes.. the theory is being made public.. By your socially concious
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freind at the F.B.I. GaRbLeD uSeR..
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=============================================================================
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| "Billyons and Billyons of people hate this theory!" -Carl Sagan, infidel. |
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=============================================================================
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Millions of years ago.. a small spark began on the earth, who knows what
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caused it.. Some say blind luck. Others argue supernatural interference. But
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only the cubists can explain this theory..
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We must go back, 20.. no.. 30.. 40 billion years. The Big Bang. This
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event has still mystified scientists and dope addicts alike for many years
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now. But this.. is the answer to the cube theory.
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It is thought that at this time, a black hole of tremendous mass,
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existed, and it's own great mass caused a mighty catastrophic explosion.
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Giving birth to Galaxys, Stars, Planets, Landforms.. and later, curious little
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beings who like to discuss trees. This has always been refuted by the simple
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question, "What was there before the big bang??"
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To find this answer, go to your local Post office.
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Yes.. just a day ago last year, the Wonderful U.S. Postal service lost
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my package. I spent over a hundred dollars mailing 19 cubic meters of lead to
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my freind as a birthday present. The post office lost it. HOW could ANYONE,
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even one as incompetent as a post office employee, loose 19 cubic meters of
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LEAD?! The answer came to me today.
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It was sucked into a space time vortex, and landed in the past..
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40 billion years in the past to be specific! See the tie. The universe began
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due to the hard, dilligent work of our US postal service men and weomen. If
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it wasn't for their contstant incompetence, and lack of common sence, the
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universe would not exist today. oops.. Back to the story.
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As I was saying, this huge cube of metal JUST happened to land on an
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energy fluxuation. This energy compressed the cube to the size of a cat. Then
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the energy began to take the form of the cube, and the cube was replicated,
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and this was repeated, over and over. Soon the mass became tremendous, and the
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entire cube collapsed upon itself. A great explosion soon followed. This was
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the fabled Big Bang.
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Soon the stars were formed, and our little sun came to be. And what a
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nice sun it is. This gave birth to a world, full of little beings, that would
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soon fufil their niche in the universe, to create it. Should this world have
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been destroyed before the completion of my task.. we would never have existed.
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You can thank me later.
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So next time you see that postal service worker walking down the street,
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stop him. Thank him for your existance. If he weren't so incredibly stupid..
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you wouldn't be around!
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Don't let the Trees getcha!
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No.. I won't let you...
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AIGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!
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How could you!!.. It's all over.... I depart.. from the realm.. of the sane..
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Like I was ever a member! HA.. send your pencils to
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The foundation to help gArBleD UsEr. Don't hesitate!! Call now!!
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You can help, melt a mind!
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GARBLED user and the
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FBI
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Present..
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How to Idiot Hack.
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Say what?? You want into your fave unix,vax, or whatever system.. but you
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don't have an account?
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Well you could allways BRUTE FORCE hack an account.. But this is a waste of
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time.. and most times doesn't work..
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Instead.. you IDIOT hack..
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Yes.. the sad truth about users of School Mainframes is.. They have no
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idea what they are doing!
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All you need is a list of accounts on the system you hope to hack..
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Ask around to the local hackers.. maybe they have a few.. or if you can get
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in.. youve got it made..
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Simply.
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more /ect/passwd
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this will show you the ENTIRE userlist for the system.
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capture this..
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Now hangup and logon again..
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Take the first account and go to the login prompt..
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(I will use Unix for an example here..)
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Login:gwbempky
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Password:.........
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Well.. what do you do?? You need a password.. It's actually quite simple.. 90%
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of the users have the SAME PASSWORD AS THIER LOGIN NAME.
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So.. just go down the list, pump int the user name , then pump it in again for
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the password. I guarantee you will get at LEAST 1-10 acounts that way.. simply
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find one that hasn't been used in a LONG time.(It will tell you the last login
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||
when you logon) Now type passwd or something like that and commendeer the
|
||
account.. Or to make it last longer.. just leave it alone and try to erase all
|
||
traces of your existance. Chances are the user is a fool, so you can trick him
|
||
with simple things like hidden dirs!
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||
|
||
just type
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mkdir .programs
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||
this will create a dir named .programs that will only show up if the user
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||
typed ls -lt *
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||
|
||
This system is PROVEN to work.. I have found 10 out of 15 attempts to work!!
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||
After that.. it got so hilariously funny I couldn't continue and just
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||
comendeered one.
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||
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||
So.. Get a userlist.. and HACK!! HACK HACK HACK!! And enjoy your new
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||
UNIX/VAX/WHATEVER accounts!
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||
|
||
(c)1999 Garbled User/ FBI All Rights Found Guilty Of Treason In a Court Of Law
|
||
|
||
|
||
Brought to you BY>>>>>>
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||
GaRbLed UsEr Founder of
|
||
|
||
F. B. I.
|
||
The art of outdial..!
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||
|
||
So you logged on to your local shitty unix system.. And after the initial
|
||
Excitement of hacking an account...and FPTing around the world..Impressing your
|
||
freinds by telling them you called Finland yesterday(too bad it was FTP), Using
|
||
yer SENDMAIL and the usenet... Now WHAT... about the only thing you can do is
|
||
get X rated gifs from italy..
|
||
|
||
Right???
|
||
|
||
WRONG... The unix system is EVERY Hackers/Pirates DREAM!!
|
||
Why you ask?
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||
Well.. simple... imbeded DEEP in the code for KERMIT..(that horrid UNIX
|
||
transfer protocal) Is a VERY nice function..
|
||
|
||
dial
|
||
|
||
YEs.. YOu can call your favorite BBS (Like The Realm Of Nihilism!) at about
|
||
9600 BPS.. regardless of your modem speed.... AND It's all charged to the UNIX
|
||
SYSTEM!!
|
||
|
||
Now.. to find out if your host has this feature enter Kermit, and type "?"
|
||
If it sez dial.. you are in BUisiness!!
|
||
|
||
Simply type the following commands..
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||
|
||
help dial
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||
help set line
|
||
help set modem
|
||
help set speed
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||
|
||
this should give you an idea of what yer up against.
|
||
|
||
First thing to do.. is to set the modem..
|
||
type set modem ?
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||
this will give you a nice list of modems to chose from.. you should choose
|
||
Hayes.. this is usually the best..
|
||
|
||
Now type set line ?
|
||
this will tell you what to set the line to!! In my case I have to CWD to /dev
|
||
then type set line tty
|
||
Now type set speed to whatever value.
|
||
|
||
YOU have an outdial!!
|
||
|
||
Now type
|
||
|
||
dial 13156560846
|
||
|
||
this will dial the Realm Of Nihilism..
|
||
if not.. you did something wrong..
|
||
after it screws around fer awhile.. type connnect at the prompt..
|
||
and there's yer terminal screen!!
|
||
|
||
now download whatever you want..(AT 9600!!) and use the bbs normally..
|
||
|
||
now you can exit.. and download everything from your unix site using
|
||
kermit(yuk!).. Slow.. but FREE!!
|
||
|
||
BTW- I advise against using this feature if you have a legit account! the
|
||
school may just BILL you!! ($953.45 for 34 calls to Syracuse NY)
|
||
|
||
heh heh.. have fun.. and Thank GarbLed UseR for opening a new door in Pirating!
|
||
|
||
GarBled UseR bids you farewell.. happy hacking..
|
||
-Avast ye Scurvy DOS.. Prepare to be boarded!!!!
|
||
(C)1999 FBI All Rights Forfieted by The High Command.
|
||
|
||
|
||
FBI is ALLWAYS looking for more authors!! And more ways to become a better
|
||
publication!! There are many things YOU can do, as a user.. to help us here at
|
||
FBI.
|
||
|
||
A) Send us your articles!! They can be on anyhting.. As you have seen, FBI
|
||
supports Phreaking, hacking, and anarchy. We are also willing to support just
|
||
about anything you send in! Send us in a carding file, we'll print it up!! The
|
||
only reason this issue was mainly ANARCHY was the fact that I (GarBled UsEr)
|
||
specialize in anarchy.. and I wrote most of these articles!!
|
||
|
||
B) Say what!? You don't like the way we run FBI?!? Or even better.. you LOVE
|
||
FBI and wish to shower us with praise and admiration!! Well.. for either of
|
||
these.. get in contact with us!! You can allways MAIL us over the internet at
|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
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||
|
||
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|
||
aninno@sugrfx.acs.syr.edu
|
||
|
||
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|
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
our poor editors.
|
||
|
||
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|
||
units.. or your article may not be accepted!
|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
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|
||
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|
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|
||
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|
||
|
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|
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|
||
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
|
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|
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||
|
||
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|
||
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|
||
|
||
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|
||
|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
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|
||
|
||
(Sorry about that.. But you know how it is :) )
|
||
|
||
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|
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