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October 16, 1994
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Sunday e-sermon #4
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Dear brethren, once again our e-sermon will be delivered by a distinguished
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guest. To many of you he will need no introduction. It is with the greatest
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pleasure that I give you the amazing $aint @ndrew, editor and campus chaplain
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of Miskatonic University! All hail Eris!
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(microphone adjusting, howling feedback, etc.)
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After reading the various material you've sent, I can only commend such an
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organization as yours. We've been favoring the concept of mass depopulation
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via *voluntary* actions (such as usage of birth control, acceptance of homo-
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and auto-sexuality, legalized euthanasia, and controlled state-sponsored
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suicide) for longer than our existence as an organized entity. The sermons and
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essays that you include in your outreach are well-written, thought-provoking,
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and intelligent. Your responses to letters and actions by those advocating
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INvoluntary population control are excellent as well. Keep up the good work!
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And fret not in the face of those who tell you to take your own advice. As
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I've been telling people for years: "Rest assured, I'll kill myself when I see
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you've fulfilled *your* part. I know I can trust myself to "put out the
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light", as Shakespeare would have it, but as for yourself, that I cannot
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trust."
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Unfortunately, there are those that who can not understand that we are slowly
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choking ourselves by reproducing as quickly as we can. For those, we can only
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hope in showing them the errors of their ways.
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I recommend you consider hailing such countries that have negative population
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growths. It's a step in the right direction, at least. If people MUST
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reproduce, urge them to have at the MOST two children. Having only one child
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would be even better, and those who willfully sterilize themselves should be
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rewarded. INvoluntary sterilization is a breach of their rights to propagate
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the species, but instead of punishing these people, perhaps simply rewarding
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those that sacrifice the ability to reproduce, or at least making it socially
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*favorable* for those that do would be a more socially friendly alternative.
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Think: if all heterosexual couples limited themselves to raising one child and
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one child alone, population would decrease. It's not as drastic as may be
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needed, but if followed, could possibly eventually clear our quandary. This is
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strictly for those who feel they MUST have a child. (silly humans, them.)
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For those that are heterosexual and can make the moral decision to not condemn
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another sentient being to existence (myself included), they follow your one
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(and very reasonable!) commandment to the hilt: THOU SHALT NOT REPRODUCE.
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These people should be rewarded for their moral decision.
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For homosexuals and autosexuals, they should be encouraged in their decision,
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not treated in such the manner that they are now. Equal but different to their
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heterosexual, non-breeding cousins. Bisexuals should also be treated as equal,
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although any heterosexual activity should be treated with the same regards as a
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straight heterosexual couple.
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Birth control (sometimes called "safe sex") should be available freely to the
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public. Usage of condoms, spermicide, diaphragms, and contraceptives for both
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male and female should be ritual for any time that the possibility of
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conception arises.
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Abortion should be made legal. It's the woman's choice whether or not to give
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up her baby, of course, and while abortions should not become a form of birth
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control, it should be made available to women who want one, and such women that
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do become pregnant should be *encouraged* to have an abortion by making
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abortions affordable and hassle-free.
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Euthanasia (or "mercy killing") should also not be looked down upon. A human
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that is incapable of living on his or her own resources due to some physical or
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mental incapability should have the right to choose not to burden any other
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person for no other purpose than to become a consuming machine. This choice
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should be made available first to the patient itself, and if the patient is
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incapable of making that decision, to the family or spouse, and if none of
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these are present, the medical staff's discretion.
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Suicide should be performed with consideration. I liked your list of pointers
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on how to do it safely and kindly. It's a personal choice and should always be
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made a viable solution. Again, it should be a voluntary action.
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Cannibalism, like all of these points, should ALSO be made legal. Good point
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on it being flesh already dead! Instead of burying the dead of our race in a
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way that the body is preserved, instead, let me propose that bodies of the dead
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should be cremated, buried in the ground so that the body can decompose
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quickly, donated to medical science, or broken down into its nutrients for use
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as food-stuffs. With food shortage being as it is, remember Benjamin Franklin:
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Waste not, want not!
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Finally, the subject of sodomy. Such acts are illegal in most states right
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now, and as far as the justification of it goes: there is none. Acts such as
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masturbation, fellatio, cunnilingus, and anal penetration can be enjoyable
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experiences to those who indulge in them. The key thing is to do these acts in
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a situation where both partners are aware of what they are doing, and in an
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environment where they can be performed safely without risk of accidental
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pregnancy (and also spread of disease (***)).
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In other words, your solutions and platforms, if rationally explained, to the
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public, both make sense and are feasible as well as further the cause that we
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are aimed for: the eventual reduction of the population of humans on this
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planet. Good show for trying to tell the world before it's too late!
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(***) Sexually Transmitted Diseases: If humans would simply follow the above
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points in a rational manner, the threat of AIDS and other sexually transmitted
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diseases would not exist.
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Unfortunately, as a race, we are dumb, ignorant beasts with no consideration
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other than simply gratifying our desires.
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Some may argue that such diseases are only helping us in our goal in
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depopulating the world to a comfortable level. I have to disagree solely on
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the reasoning that there COULD BE ANOTHER WAY...
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Simply through careful regulation of reproduction, the Church of Euthanasia
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could ACHIEVE ITS GOALS WITHOUT EVEN ADVOCATING SUICIDE OR EUTHANASIA! So,
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even those that dare say that the CoE has no validation, HEED! If you're
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unwilling to kill yourself, at least have the courtesy to consider the other
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ways you can help achieve the Main Goal: that of Human Depopulation.
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To supply you with a bit of background on our organization, OGYR NETWORK has
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been in existence since July of 1991. We've recently released our 20th issue,
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which has a grass-roots circulation of approximately 1000 copies per issue.
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OGYR NETWORK is our bi-monthly completely self-produced non-profit prophet
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oriented magazine that serves a triple function of supplying a forum for
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SubGenius related writings and artwork, a comprehensive music/multi-media
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review magazine that centers on "alternative" music, and also as a platform for
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other small press and small enterprise organizations to advertise and promote
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their product through us. Our latest issue (Series III, Issue IV) hailed in at
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30 8.5"x11" pages of the above. Our circulation on the last issue alone has
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covered 18 states and 4 countries, and cumulatively 47 states and 7 countries
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(so, in other words, word of us gets around). We're currently sold in 3
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stores, and have been reviewed favorably in numerous magazines including Fact
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Sheet 5, Holy Temple Of Mass Consumption, The Stark Fist of Removal, Industrial
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Nation, Dark Angel, and Diabolical Creations.
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We also have a BBS that is run by a local affiliate of OGYR NETWORK, which
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features fringe literature and religious texts of all sorts available for
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immediate download. As of now, both e-sermons and both issue 1 and 2 of
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Snuff-It have been available on this BBS (called MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY, named
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after the H.P. Lovecraft school of the same name) as soon as I received them
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in email. As of now, I believe these files have been downloaded in the
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vicinity of 50 times or so each, so again, word about you is already being
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spread by us. MISKATONIC UNIVERSITY can be dialed at (815) 722 - 1081 from
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1200 to 14.4k baud.
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From: $aint @ndrew, Editor and campus chaplain of Miskatonic University
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Pope Rev. Dr. Phrederick Quetzacoatl Armageddon, Asst. Editor
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Ogyr Network
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Chicago Church of the SubGenius Clench
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Local Discordian Cabal of the Greater Chicago Area
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Campus Crusade for Cthulhu, Joliet and Chicago
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Sacramenstrual Church of the SubGenius
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Erisian Movement of Creative Anarcho-Art
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Babble On Enterprises
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Contact: OGYR NETWORK ($2 cash for sample issue)
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snail: PO BOX 53 | PLAINFIELD, IL. 60544
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email: saint_andrew@anl.gov
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stumattheand@vax.colsf.edu
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vox: (815) 436 - 7652 [24 hour hotline, voice message]
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Rev. Chris Korda The Church of Euthanasia
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