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dumb issue number 004.
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"me love pla-do." by, belial
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as if you couldn't tell, i'm really really bored. i can't think of
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anything better to do, so i'll just release several issues of dumb. why?
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because i can. har. har.
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oh yeah. this story is another result of sitting in creative
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writing. guess what i got on this one; a 95!
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belial
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ernie knew it was time to get funky when he whipped out his delux
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pla-do factory toy set from inside the toy chest.
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red pla-do, green pla-do, orange pla-do, yellow pla-do, blue pla-do,
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the specially combined ultra pla-do mix of dull purple, the happy rainbow
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pizza shop pla-do factory machine - all there. bewn. time for some
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serious pla-do action.
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spitting in his palm, ernie dug right into the pla-do. shaping,
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forming, crushing, and destroying. ernie mixed, matched, shredded and tore.
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pla-do was all over the walls, the floor, and the windows. it got in
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ernie's mouth, hair, and ears. the pla-do was _everywhere_.
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"mommy." ernie hollored down the stairs.
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"yes dear."
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"uh. nothing."
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once again ernie ravashed the pla-do. creating and destroying like
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he was some kind of angry god. red stars, purple balls, green diamonds,
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orange pla-do people - all passed through ernie's hands, only to die as
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they were crushed, minced, and shredded in the pla-do factory.
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"MOM!" ernie yelled once again.
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"yes dear."
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"uh. is it lunch time yet?"
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"no dear."
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"grrr," he muttered "i'll just eat some pla-do!"
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grabbing up scoops of pla-do, ernie began stuffing his face. "yom,
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yom, yom."
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