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dumb issue number 001.
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"irc - you're not missing anything." by, mogel
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look. it's like dumb... and stuff. don't get me wrong, this 'zine,
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if you want to call it that, is nothing really serious. basically all it
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does is provide me with a place to put some of my writing that i don't think
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is fit for a real 'zine. as if. if anyone else would like to put some of
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their writing that they don't think is fit for any other 'zine - it's all
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good. i'm not picky, i'll put just about _anything_ in here. don't look
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forward to a lot of issues, this is just a little side project of mine.
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there will be _no_ rules, no set dates when it will be released, none of
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that jazz. it's just "dumb".
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oh. thank you mogel you big lub muffin for letting me use this as
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the first dumb article. w00.
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belial - are you going to hump that?
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irc log started mon dec 5 13:57
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*** value of log set to on
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/j #zines
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*** mogel (doomed@voicenet.com) has joined channel #zines
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*** topic for #zines: all the #zines girlies dig dto guys! ban them!
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*** users on #zines: mogel @cerkit @murmur creed @oeb @notpip @metalchic
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hal08 @gnn @mercuri @belial @rattle @suavedave
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@fatslayer @slinky @tut
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*** mode change "+o mogel" on channel #warez by cerkit
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> i've got a boner with your name on it!
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<cerkit> mogel; hey chum.
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<belial> m0g3l#$#$$@#(!)@$!@#!@#)!#!@ eye phear@#$*#!@)#!@#(!@#!@#!@#
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> hey, guys. what's up?
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<cerkit> not much.
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<belial> bored.
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<creed> y0lk #108 - coming tonight!
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<metalchic> w0ah it's like mogel & stuff!
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> i don't know about you guys, but i'm feeling sassy!
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*drunkfux* dto sux!@#@!# cdc forever@#!@#!@
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/whois drunkfux
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*** drunkfux is ~dfx@dazed.nol.net (/msg drunkfux xdcc list)
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*** on channels: @#manson @#uk-punks @#realpunk @#oi!
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@#manic_street_preachers @#vanilla_ice @#please_hammer_d0n't_hurt_'em!
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@#debbie_gibson @#village_people #new_kids_on_the_bl0ck!
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@#twisted_sister @#p0is0n @#quiet_ri0t @#kajagoogoo @#warrant
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@#600lb_grotesquely_overweight_socially_rejected_cyber_ho's_who_get_
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on_irc_&_pretend_to_be_105lb_blonde_bombshells_in_order_to_engage_in_
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cybersex_with_no_life_d&d_playing_computer_nerds @#cdc @#bootlegs
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*** on irc via server irc.cdc.net.
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/msg drunkfux you phear.
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<mercuri> hey, are you guys on a konf?
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*hal08* ops!
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<cerkit> werd to yer m0mma!@
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*** gweeds (sanchez@ripco.com) has joined channel #zines
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<gweeds> fags.
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*metalchic* you've got a cute ass.
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/msg metalchic i love it when you wiggle.
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> tut: we're going to kill you at dummercon.
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> tut? you there?
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<cerkit> is tut ever there?
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/whois tut
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*** tut is kev@raven.cybercomm.net (thank god for hal08)
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*** on channels: @#zines #lesbiansex #asiansex #mogelsex
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*** on irc via server irc.rutgers.edu ([irc.rutgers.edu] rutgers university,
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new brunswic)
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*** tut has been idling for 8 months.
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/msg tut where the heck are you!?
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*** tut is away - lunch - message logged.
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> man, that's spooky.
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> hey!@ someone tell me some fun-ee irc jokes!@$#$#$#@
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<oeb> how many ircops does it take to screw a light bulb?!
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<mogel> TEE HEE HEE.
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<suavedave> ** packs offered. /msg suavedave xdcc send #n for autosend #n
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<suavedave> #1 kiddie porn pik [56kb, 1 file]
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<mercuri> someone gimme konf info!
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<murmur> some girl on #pixies is sending me naked pictures of her cat.
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<oeb> why did ircop join the channel?
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<oeb> kuz he got autoops!?@$?!$@?#
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<mogel> HEE HEE. YOU GUYZ GET FUNNIER EVERY SECOND.
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*suavedave* gimme ur login & password
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<belial> there was this guy & he sucked so he lik came on irc & stuff & like
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he sucked more an then like he went to some channel & he sucked
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there too & like he got like banned & stuff.
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*notpip* i was thinking of starting a new 'zine.
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> hey, i just realized that this file was completely pointless.
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<rattle> sort of like irc, huh?
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<cerkit> WHAT'S THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN HAL08 AND A PILE OF SHIT?
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<cerkit> HAL08 HAS MORE FLIES!#%#$$@#$
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<mercuri> konf me!
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*** idiot (scriptpup@joemama.mit.edu) has joined channel #zines
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<idiot> who invited me????
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*** idiot has left #zines
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<suavedave> d00dl3g33kz b3l0ng 1n #phr34k
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*slinky* hello, mogel.
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/msg slinky hey there.
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/whois slinky
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*** slinky is slinky@everything.god (TOUCH MY MONKEY)
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*** on channels: @#zines
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*** on irc via server irc.cris.com.
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*** slinky is an irc operator (because he feels like it).
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<notpip> AND SOME OF THE QUAINTEST LITTLE RED PILLZ THAT GO JUST GREAT WITH
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IT. THEY MAKE YOUR EYES SWELL UP AND EVERYTHING LOOKS REALLY COOL.
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Y0U KN0W?
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*zaph0d* you massinvite me yer ded
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<mercuri> does anyone have an ftp site with a recent copy of satan?
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*notpip* i think i'm gonna go make a gasp conf.
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<cerkit> joo so crazy i think i wanna have joo baby!@
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<metalchic> werkit cerkit
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*slinky* pay ur homage to the slinky.
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/msg slinky i do! i do!
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*slinky* that's a good moggie. now dcc belial some warez.
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/dcc send belial sailor.moon.pix.gz
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*belial* thanks, d00d!@
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*metalchic* i want you.
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/msg metalchic i want me, too.
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*cerkit* hey, are you hitting on my girl!@#?
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<mercuri> if you guys aren't telling me about a konf, i'm gonna be mad.
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/signoff man, i'm sexy!
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irc log ended tue oct 3 13:58
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