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93 lines
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DSP Presents:
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WIERD SHIT...
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Things you dont normally Hear about.
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Written by: GridLok
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Lenin Mystery:
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One of Moscow's mysteries during the Soviet era was, why the
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caretakers of Linin's tomb - the national monument to the found-
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ing father of communism - closed the monument to the public for
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months at a time every couple of years. Now, as the secrets of
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the old regime continue to ooze out, comes an answer: Lenin's
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body is kept in tip top shape! Every couple years it recieves
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new embalming fluid and a month long chemical bath, that keep
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the body like a fresh corpse, this has been happening since his
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death in 1924... what a bunch of fucking wierdos.
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Animal Inheritance:
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Among the latest in animal inheritances, in january, Anna Morgan
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of Seatle, left an estate valued at $500,000.00 to Tinker, her
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11 year old turkish angora cat. Her apartment is still maintained
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and a live in cartaker employed. All for the cat.
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Can you belive these crazy old fuckers?
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A man died in santa anna, with a 2.1 million dollar estate,
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leaving 25 grand to each of his brothers, and 615k $$$ to the
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City police k-9 units... CHRIST
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(nuts, plain nuts)
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Other animal news:
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The Brookfield news reported in june that three cows at the
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univeristy of missouri forage systems research center, near
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Linneus Mo., have been sergically equipped with removable 'ports'
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to thier stomachs. So researchers can send them out in the field
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overnight, bring them back in the morning, open em up, and see whats
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inside, they say the cows dont mind a bit They just sit back
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and ignore it... hahah... jesus.. Cybercows
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CRIMEWATCH (hahaha!)
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James Dowdy, 23 was arrested and sentanced to 3 years in prison for
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being caught with a bag of stolen socks. At the time he was on
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probation for another sock theft, and has never been accused of
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stealing anything but socks.. hmm, no logical explaination i
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can think of...
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To help clense himself from a 1993 vandalism episode, Robert D.
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Pollard Jr. wrote an apology note to his community, stating he was
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'very very sorry, things are different, now that ive found jesus..
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he has shown me a new way..' That article was taken on the 7th,
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elsewhere in the same magazine was an article saying that Pollard
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was arrested on the 6th for punching his wife in the face.
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haha Yeah, go jesus...
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In late october '94, Weasley Honeywood (age 94) was given a
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seven year prison sentance, on a charge of aggravated assault, a
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charge of pulling a gun on someone during an argument. During
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his life, Honeywood has been charged with 46 crimes, in the last
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few years, prosecutors and judges have been lenient with him,
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due to his old age. Including giving him probation on a charge
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of, at age 92, having intercourse with a 7 year old girl.
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HAHAHAHhohoho hehehehe Cant keep an old dog down
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Betty Liu Blair, 46, was arrested in october for holding police
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at bay for over an hour with a .12 guage shotgun, while intoxicated.
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Over the past 12 years, Blair has been arrested 425 times,
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mostly for behaviors induced by alchahol consumption, including;
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disturbing the peace, indecent exposure, and urinating in public.
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Yech.. nasty ol hag.
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Well thats all for this week, be back next with more!
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-GridLok- / DSP
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