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Damned Fucking Shit
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Edited by Access Denied
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Issue #23
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Title: Hi, I Hate Access Denied
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Date: 1/23/94
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By: Terra Incognito
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[Editor's Note: Ok, here's something interesting. This guy logged on as George
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Steinbrenner and put this in his newuser feedback. My comments are at the
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end. -AD]
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Obviously, I lied on my info-form. So what. I don't want access to you
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stinkin borad. I don't give a fuck if you are so high and mighty, I"LL KILL
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YOU. Maybe. Yet, this give us a time to vent our anger and calm ourselves,
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as I continue to lothe you. I will give you what you what, new DFSs' for your
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stupid little magaz. I dare you to prove your worth by actually publishing
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ti... Of course, you could be to weak to do that...
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here is my submission:
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Greets from the uploader of DFS #15. I decided to call myself Wanko, as
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I had no idea you would talk to each other... out of curiousity does this
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look familiar? It should... as you were one of the people involved. This
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isn't complete, but it shows what a high and mighty &*(@#!*$& you are..
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LOOK at it and tell me that you aren't arrogant... If you have any guts,
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post this as the next DFS........
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For now, I'll call myself: terra incognita
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Henceforth is the chat:
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Sure. All you have to do is log on as DFS and upload it there. The password
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is JINGLE JINGLE
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Oh, why JINGLE JINGLE, like a phone ringing?
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No... read DFS #5.
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Oh yeah! The demented ice cream man!
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yes. By Dementia Praecox
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Yup. That was pretty cool also. Do you right any other stuff, or is DFS all
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you wrote?
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I wrote one or two little text files a while back.. I forget about what.. but
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right now, anything undergroundish I put in DFS.
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Like, if I wrote an anarchy type story about , um, restaurants, it might go
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in?
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Sure. I haven't rejected anything yet. Unless it's like some sort of
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pervert story, I'll publish it.
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Cool, u/l under DFS jingle jingle. Ok. Um, you aren't going to validate me,
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are you?
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Nope. My ratio of local users is too high as it is.
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How many do you have now?
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Users? All together maybe 25... probably 10 from this area code.
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neat. Well, i guess it was kinda stupid to try to fool you, when i couldn't
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even remember the zip code for ny... oh well.
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oh well. It's better this way. Now, you just look dumb right now, but had
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you actually been validated, I would have had to have been mad at you for a
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few days.
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so? anyway, maybe i can change names and stuff and try again. I might even
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fool you, you never know!
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I doubt it. I've started a thing where you have to have VERY good
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references, even if you are long distance. Or be in a group that people have
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heard of so I can validate your existance.
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Oh, still. What would you have done if you found out who i was after
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validation.
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I'm not at will to say.
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uh huh... were you on-line all the time, or did you walk in part way?
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right when you started the infoform.
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Oh, so you didn't notice that I couldn't spell chloroform. Thats just as wel
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well. Then I probably would have been disconnected right away.
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probably.. oh, and one other thing, if you try to look like you're from
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another ac, ahhhh.... don't call at 4:30 in the afternoon.
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Yeah, i know, but I was bored. Those were pretty nifty legal warnings you
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posted. Wow! I mean, technicly speaking, are you doing anything illegal bu
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distributing the text files?
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Nope. Nothing at all illegal about this BBS. No WaReZ, no k0dez, no XXX
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gifs, nothing. Just informative text.
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Oh, but you have elite and console areas...
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Just message areas. Those aren't illegal... 1st Amendmant
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Hehe, yeah, I guess you're right. Still, I'm not sure why you dont let 414's
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on then! Oh, I have to go now. Bye!
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later
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[More Editor's Notes: Wow.. I feel so.. so.. so arrogant! I have not locked
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out all locals. In fact, at least half the users on Paradise Lost are local.
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The people I lock out are the people who don't know anything about the topics
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discussed on PL. If I let every person on who wanted to be on, the board would
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be busy all the time and the quality users who want to get on would have
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problems. This is also a view of a few months ago. Maybe I was a little
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arrogant <aren't we all? This guy seems pretty stuck-up if he won't even come
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into the open and say who he is. And if he thinks I care if he insults DFS,
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he's wrong> but I've changed. I don't even have a NUP any more and I've let a
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few more locals on. I don't see anything bad about what I said in that chat.
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To tell the truth, he seemed like a total moron. Well, maybe he'll die or
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something. I really don't care. But, hey, he challeneged me to publish this
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and it doesn't bother me at all, so here it is. -AD]
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Find DFS On These Fine Systems
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| Paradise Lost - +1.414.476.3181 |
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| Ti - (Private) |
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| Realms of Decadence - +1.216.671.0078,,t66 |
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| Plan 9 Information Archives - +1.716.881.FONE (3663) |
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| AE - Plan 9 Information Archives - Login: DFS |
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| FTP - etext.archive.umich.edu - pub/Zines/DFS |
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| To submit, call Paradise Lost and log on as DFS. The |
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| password is JINGLE JINGLE. |
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