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Damned Fucking Shit
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Edited by Access Denied
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Issue #9
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Title: Ode to Cream of Wheat
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Date: 10/27/93
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By: Blurr
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Ode to Cream of Wheat
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by: Blurr [ATOMiC/IND]
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BackGround: Over all my years on this planet.. There are some things that
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i could NEVER come to understand.. Some of these things are: infommercials..
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John Denver.. Aunt Jemima <SP?>.. and CREAM OF WHEAT!.. Recent experiments
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have prompted me to write about my findings.. i was also inspired by Access
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Denied's (NOT THE GROUP) reasoning of Vaseline, Jello, and Spam..
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..i hate you, Cream of Wheat
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..you smell.. like rotting feet
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..White, pasty.. like bird poo
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..You murderous phlegm.. FUCK YOU.
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..i hate you, Cream of Wheat
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..derived from decaying forms of meat
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..indeed.. a murderous fiend
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..relative.. of Soylent Green.
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..i hate you, Cream of Wheat
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..what would prompt a person to eat
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..your vile stench.. your horrid taste
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..much like that.. of Kindergarten paste.
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..i hate you, Cream of Wheat
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..you killed my friend.. name was Pete
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..head swelled.. seizures took control
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..innocent SHiT.. lurking in your bowl.
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Notes for lamerz: No one actually says "poo" anymore.. but it rhymed..
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also.. Soylent Green was a movie in which the government gave people food..
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composed of parts of human carcass..
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Later..
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(( Blurr )) [ATOMiC/IND]
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º Distribution Sites: º
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º If you're on the BBSs you know it. º
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º Fuck you if you're not. º
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º And to submit to DFS, call Paradise Lost and log º
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º on as DFS. The password is JINGLE JINGLE. º
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º Just upload it there. º
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