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***********>>>>>>>>>>> The Durex Blend-0-Rama Index <<<<<<<<<<<***********
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#| Filename| By| Description
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1| THEFALL | SB| The Fall - A Poem about Gumby's gruesome End
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2| RAD-MAN | AA| Radiation Man - A Tale of Nuclear Woe in Hicksville
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3| BAGEL1 | AA| Bagel Man - Bagel Man's Inception
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4| WINKYFLX| AA| The Book of Flux - The Bible of the Winky Flux
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5| DISCOFUN| AA| Disco Can Be Fun! - A tale of a k-k00l disco king
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6| EGGPLANT| TE| Eggplantistismistism - The cult of the almighty Eggplant
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7| ERN&BERT| SB| How Ernie and Bert Came to Be - The Awful Truth
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8| IPROSE-1| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 1 - Several Shorts
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9| IPROSE-2| RT| Irrelevant Prose: Vol. 2 - Boxer Shorts
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10| LSTSOCKS| SB| Where Missing Socks From the Laundry Go - 'Nuff Said
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11| IPROSE-3| RT| Irrelevant Prose - Vol. 3 - Dancing with Farmer Brown
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12| RABBIT1 | AA| To Shave or not To Shave - A tale of Animal Testing
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13| KENNDEDY| SB| It Started with a Hernia - The truth about Kennedy's death
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14| CRUELTY | RT| Olfactory Cruelty - A tale of perfidious perfumery
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15| SANKHEZ | SB| Fred San-Khez... Vol. 1 & 2 - Captured chats by Fred himself
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16| ONLYONE | SB| My Only One - A poem of toxic mutant alien love
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17| BEDTIME | SB| A Bedtime Story - A cautionary/culinary tale for kids
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18| E-TALES1| SB| Elementary School Tales - Masterworks from 2nd & 3rd grade
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19| GOINCRZY| FP| Going Crazy - A poem of growing insanity
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20| SAYINGS1| SE| Sayings and Ancient Truths - from Schrodinger's Cat
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21| CLOWN2BE| RT| Clown TO BE Evil - A commentary/story of sorts
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22| ARTSYCM1| RT| The Artsy, Tortured Poet: Story and Commentary - Sheer art
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23| BK-LEM | TE| The Gospel According to Lem - From the "Book of the Egg"
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24| FREECHAN| RT| Free Cable Channels: How & Now - Simplicity itself
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25| HLYTOAST| RT| The Holiness of Burnt Toast and the Parallel of the Seasons
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26| MONKEYPW| FH| The Monkey's Paw - Fishead's retelling of a timeless classic
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Key to Writers:
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AA - Aldebaran Arghat SB - Snarfblat
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RT - Random Tox FH - Fishead
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TE - The Eternally Happy One FP - The Facetious Little Pip
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SE - Someone Else
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The Employee Roster:
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Random Tox - CEO, The Durex Blender Corporation [Corpus Dei]
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Aldebaran Arghat - Director, Right-Hand Manliness Department
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Snarfblat - President, Neural Amusement Development Bureau
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The Durex Blender Corporation is affiliated with the Following:
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