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newsletter
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issue one - june 25th, 1996. i love you, crank.
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a DTO production, i swear.
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hi, i'm black francis & this is my 'zine about crank & my love for
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crank. i will release a new issue whenever i am feeling especially
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depressed that crank is with some white bread chicken shit & not me. i am
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the only one who can truely love her like she needs to be loved & one day
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she will realize that.
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i love you, crank.
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- -- ---+ crank!
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this is a picture i drew of me & crank (who i love).
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/ \ / \
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crank moi
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- -- ---+ crank!
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i wrote this poem about crank, because i love her (a lot!). i hope
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she likes it because if not i will kill myself.
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*ahem.*
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it's called, "crank".
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"crank crank
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you are not a skank
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you are very pretty like a flower
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& you have nice boobies
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i'd like to touch them someday
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i love you crank"
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- -- ---+ crank!
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crank used to date eightball & this guy called "turbo" & dead cheese
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& aoxomoxoa but she's never dated me & one time she even went after mogel.
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now she's dating murmur. i don't like murmur because he is an inbred
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corn-huskin' motherfucker & he does not deserve crank's love. stupid hick.
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i love you, crank.
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- -- ---+ crank!
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here is an ascii i drew for crank.
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IIIIII LL OOOOOO VV VV EEEEEE YY YY OOOOOO UU UU !! !! !!
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II LL OO OO VV VV EE YY YY OO OO UU UU !! !! !!
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II LL OO OO VV VV EEEE YYYYYY OO OO UU UU !! !! !!
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II LL OO OO VV VV EE YY OO OO UU UU
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IIIIII LLLLLL OOOOOO VVV EEEEEE YY OOOOOO UUUUUU !! !! !!
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crank, please marry me or i will be forced to burn your house down.
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i love you.
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- -- ---+ crank!
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here's another poem i wrote about crank. i love her.
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this one's called "crank".
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"alishia
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you don't smell like fisha
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you smell pretty like a flower
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& i love you
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so please love me back
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& i will not kill your family
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i love you
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you are pretty."
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- -- ---+ crank!
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here is my picture of crank that i drew because i love her (A LOT!).
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## *_* |# draw on my boobies!
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i love you, crank. don't worry; no silly restraining order is going
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to keep me from my true love (that's *YOU*)!
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- -- ---+ crank!
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here is another poem i wrote about crank one night when i was thinking
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about her a lot, which could be any given night, 'cause i think about her
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all the time. that is because i love her.
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this one's called, "crank".
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"crank
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you are pretty & nice
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i think about you when i masturbate
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draw on my dick."
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i love you, crank.
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- -- ---+ crank!
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ok, that's it for the first issue of the "i love crank" newsletter.
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i hope you enjoyed it, crank, because i love you & everything i do is for
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you & nobody else. i love you.
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any similarities to persons alive or dead is intentional because i
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love crank.
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--- "i love crank" newsletter issue one ------------------------------------
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