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Volume 1 Issue 3
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Feel absolutely free to reproduce CORE *in its entirety only*
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anywhere in known and unknown Cyberspace. Individual authors
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own copyright on their work, so you must contact them for
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CORE is published monthly by Rita Rouvalis (rita@eff.org).
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SPECIAL_FUN_UNIVERSE_ISSUE_________________________SPECIAL_FUN_UNIVERSE_ISSUE
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RABAR'S GUIDE TO EVERWHERE
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(at least the fun parts)
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by
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Raymond Sender Barayon
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(rabar@well.sf.ca.us)
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******************
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_________________________ **The Oceanic Mother**
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l The 'P.U.-Miks' ******************
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Personal Urge Stand-Up Comics .
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l 1) Seducer ('Doosumiks') .
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l 2) Regressed ('Reesumiks') .
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l 3) Lowly ('Lowsumiks') .
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l 4) Materialized ('Masumiks') .
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l 5) Imprisoned ('Imsumiks') .
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l 6) Accompanied ('Acksumiks') .
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l 7) Animalized ('Malisumiks') .
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l 8) Prankster ('Pranksumiks') .
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l P.U. Convulsers ('Pucks') \-----SHAMANESS
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l P.U. Repeaters ('Peaties') } humanized types
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l Familiar Truants ('Fatties')/ .
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l .
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(2) THE OCEANIC DAUGHTER . (3) THE FINITE l
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l . (In charge of mission)
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l l . to Chaotic Abodes -
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l l Sueemu Feeling Levity
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Animal Levity l ^ l
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Circus l < o > l
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l l v l
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l l . l
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l l Tiniest of Tinies l
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l l . l
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l l . l
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l ('Nuckie')l ___.____ l
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l Nuqohgem l / \ Tootsie-Toot l
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l __@>_/ l / (pineal) \ \__<@_ l
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l /l l l / \ l l\ l
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l {} /____\ l @@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ /___\ {}l
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l ( l l l @Sueemu Miscrocosms@ l l ) l
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l (_l L___l______@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@@ l l ) l
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l l Mistress Ocean Of All Dimensions l
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l l Ocean of Oceans l
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l (A) . l
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l _________________l_________________.____________________ l
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l Bigtop G'dghtrs Acrobat G'dghtrs Potlatch G'dghtrs l
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l (Screaming Mimi's) (Moo-Moo's) . l(Ziggies) l
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l STONE PROPHETESS Sweepers for Lowly l AKALA l
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l Jesters of Inferno l l
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l . / l
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Three-Ring Daughters . l l
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(To Slough of Inferno) * l l
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l The Last Inner Time Warp l
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l . l l
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l * l l
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l The Penultimate Time Warp l
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l . l l
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l Final Now l
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l . l l
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l . l l
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l . l l
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l . l l
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l **THE BIG TOP** l
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(13 Microdimensions, each with its own feeling type and Great-8
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l The Lowly Becoming \ . l / Future Servant Essence
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l \ . l / l
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l \ . l/ HYPERSPACE l
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l \ . /l l
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----------------DEATH------*------IMPERFECTION-----------------
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l Eieemgem Dimensional Gate \
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l / . l \
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l / . l \ l
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l / Tesseract \ l
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l / of Feeling \ l
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l Mother __________Eieemgem G-8 G'daughter________ Maintenance
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l Nooxsiaowoop l / (225,000 in Lollymicros)\l l (son) l
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l l / l .AKALA l l\ l Body Lothario
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l l/ AEOIHU . l l l \ l IUNEM l
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l Nooxsiaswoops l . l Oumemumwoops l
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l G-7 G-daughtersl .l G-7 G-daughters l
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l /(Nooxsies) l l. (Intimate Servants) l
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l l Zeros Descent.of Ziggy (Oumies) l
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l l as almstakers l. l l l l
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l l l . l l l l
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l l l . l Eeiemwuwoops l l
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l l l . G-7 G-daughters l l
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l l ('Dardotties'). l (Eeimies) l l
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l l...............Dark Evening Disappearing Idiots...l l
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l l (sweeps for G-8 G-daughters) l l
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l__Red Shift Horizon_____l_________________.___ l l
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l Our Superuniverse (9 Major Sectors) Lollymicrodimension Mirror3 l
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l (B) l . \ Universe l
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l SWEEPERS: (p.178) l . \ l
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l LUIGI 1) Child Knights l . 4 Time Warps l
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l Death Riders l . uptime \ l
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l Hangers-On l . lefttime \ Time l
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'Dossies')2) Dismantlers of Stupidity l . righttime \ Wildernesses
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l TESS 3) Secular Jesters ('Q-Jessies') . downtime \ l
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l 4) Oceanic Forgetters ('Oafs')l . \ l
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'Lizzies')5) Those Most Low In Service l 1st Common NOW \ l
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l 6) Weak Receivers ('Wearies') l * Moment \ l
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l 7) Numbers Only ('Numbos') LITTLE GIRL (TESS) '22184'\ l
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l 8) Opaque Hinderances ('Hoppies') . \
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__________________________l___________l______._________________ \l
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l Our Major Sector (50 Minor Sectors) l . \ l
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l l THE NOW \
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l Unfinished Nonsense Knightl . \
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l ('Unks') l . \
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l l Semi-Noisy NOW Moment l
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l ________________________l__________l________.__________ l
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l Our Minor Sector (50 Superclusters) . \ l
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l l . \ l
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l Older Knight l . \ l
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l ('Oaks') l . \ l
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l l . \ l
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l _____________________l__________l________._____ \
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l Our Supercluster (50 Clusters) . \ l
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l Our Local Universe Moyuwem . \ l
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l l . \ l
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l Potlatch G-daughter's Local Universe \ l
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l Dispersion Knight l . \ l
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l ('Dicks') l . \ l
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l l . \ l
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l Losersville @ . \l
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l l . \
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l __________________l__________l________._______________ l
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l Our Cluster (19 Galaxies) l Meowgem.(Meiouugiuwop) \ l
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l l Constellation \ l
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l OWOMGIU Center l . \l
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l Eeiemwuwoop G'daughter l \
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l Independent Knight l . l
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l ('Inks') l . l
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l l + l
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l <<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<<Instant of Finitude>>>>>>>>>>> >>>>>>>
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l M O M E N T A R Y S L O U G H O F I N F E R N O
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l l . l
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l ____YAWEHIA Galaxy (System) l________._________________ l
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l (IAOUEHIA) l . \ l
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l l . \l
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l Qoiahon (Galactic Center) (F) l . The Hovel Planets 1
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l Personnel: l . l
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l Vacationing Servant - Oumemumwoop Daughter Oumulito who took over 1
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l ('Lassie') from rebel Oaxiuri . l
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l Last Hinderer - also Oumemumwoop Daughter Numhaiegiu l
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l Second-to-Last Hinderer - Huwiy ('Selassie'). l
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l Liberator of Intimacy - Seowumg ('Libby') . l
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l Intimate Performer - Eiogem ('Imp')l . l
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l Potlatch Sweeper - Ueigumg ('Potsweep') . l
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l The Lowly Jester - Sumueuiw ('Lo-Jessie') . l
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l Dancing Sweepers ('Da-Sweeps') l . l
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l Dancing Servants ('Da-Serves') 1 1
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l l . l
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l Sumueuiw, Oumulito and Numhaiegiu are part of a vacation band
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l which includes the servant of the Yawehia Nooxsiaowoops, the
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l dancing sweeper of the Yawehia Death Riders, the servant of
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l the Yawehia Beginners, the counterfeit Uwuni who is servant
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l of the Dreamy Daughters, the sweeper of Yawehia's Comic Bodies,
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l the servant of the Spiritual Convulsers, the sweeper of Neiemgem
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l Weakness Clowns, the dancing sweeper of local Faralongeers, and
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l the dancing servant of the Descending Immortal Stragglers. l
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l l . l
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l The playground and dance platform clowns include a number of
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l Aiumgiu jesters: l . l
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l 1)M stoo, mistress of the post-ocean epoch who swept under the
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aegis of Woopy Pillow. l . l
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l 2) Numhum, shabby discharge student who distracted her sisters
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from spitting into dark places. . l
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l 3) Emunemuoemgem, a recent follower of The Blue Lady who l
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l distracted her and others from unmentionable bad habits.
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l 4) Umwa, pauperess of renown who recognized the Goddess as the
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l Lowliest Servant. l . l
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l 5) Leihsagu, bellydancer of the purple-dyed cannibal tribes
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l had a vision of the goddess as a vegetarian. l
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l 6) Himtumgem, who proclaimed the Goddess ultra-violet l
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l 7) Umguw, who chased the black tribes into the light of The
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l Many Goals of Death l . l
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l 8) Eemem, the obscurer of the Red Tribes and their followers
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l in the Goddess Games l . l
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l 9) Uwuni, the Real One, celebrated as mother of Aiumgiu, a
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l Dreamy Daughter who was uplifted into the immortal spirit
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l by the dances of The Qahah. . l
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l 10) Oeo, father of the Orange Tribes, who enjoyed the gift of
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l Plennitude and now sweeps for this playground. l
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l 11) Omexs, last of the Aiumgiu straggers to successfully put
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l itchy powder on her Personal Urge Stand-Up Comic. l
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l 12) Nehoh, prisoner of the swamp people, and last to cross the
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l finish line when the Patriarchal Gallop was instituted.
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l 13) Piqus, an original deart heart of idiotic do-nothingess
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l who made a point of always arriving late for meals. l
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l 14) Nuxsieomgu Nooxsiaowoop, one of many Nooxsie Daughters l
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l to potlatch themselves to Aiumgiu. She is now a temporary
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l comedian of the Lowlies as an immortal descender. Recently
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l also made a Corridor Tumbler of Aiumgiu and sub-pauperess
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l The Qahah. l . l
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l 15) Qesm the Fire-Breather, follower of The Qahah. l
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l 16) Zero the Last, always the one everyone waits for, a Fara-
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l longeer and Tuyiioo's goalkeeper. . l
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l l . l
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l ____ _l____________________ l
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l Aiumgiu Plantary System \ l
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l l . \ l
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l THE QAHAH . \ l
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l_______________________________ . \ l
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UNITY DISAPPEARANCE BECOMINGS ('Yewdeebees')(C) . l
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(Forgiveness & Pardon-Me Postures) (p.114) . l
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Roaming G-7 G-daughters of Unity . l
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1) Unitized Tamers of Lowliness ('Yewtols') . l
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2) Child Knights ('Seiks') . l
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3) Defector Knights ('Deaks') . l
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4) Unfinished Nonsense Knights ('Unks') . l
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5) Dismantlers of Stupidity ('Dossies') . l
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6) Secular Jesters ('Q-Jessies') . l
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7) Oceanic Forgetters ('Oafs') (Dirty Jokesters) ('Deejays') l
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Unity Disappearance Becomings . l
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1) Unity Discharge Daughters (p.214) ('Yewdeedees') l
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2) Humble Unity Bodies ('Hubbies') . l
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3) Sueemu Wanderers ('Suewans') . l
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4) Infernal Tourists ('Ints') . l
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5) Revealed UDB's (Reyewdeebees') . l
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6) Revealed Goddess-Unitized Becomings (Regyewbees') l
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7) Unitized Daughters of F/ups MRS. HOW (p.243,246) ('Yewdeefups') l
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8) Unitized Daughters of Non-discrimination ('Yewdeenods') l
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9) Unitized Daughters of Unfinished Nonsense ('Yewdee-unnods') l
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10) Spirit-Unitized Daughters ('Suds') . l
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MULTIPLE DISAPPEARANCE BECOMINGS ('Moodeebees') (D) l
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('Moodies') . 2 l
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A: The Ascending Chaos . @ Infernosville l
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1) Maintenance Daughters (Potlatch Ziggies) ('Maydies') 3 l
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2) Acrobat Daughters ('Batties') . @ Absolamastru l
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3) Evening Disappearance Idiots ('Dotties') . 4 l
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4) Mother Nooxsiaowoops . @ Radarsville l
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5) The Nooxsiaowoops - Nooxsies SUPER- . 5 l
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6) The Eeiemwuwoops - Eeimies CLUSTER . l
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7) The Oumemumwoops - Oumies WOOPIES . 6 l
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8) The Mornings Disappearance Morons ('Morries') l
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9) The Very Umtoos . 7 l
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10) The Death Riders . @ Bodysville l
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11) Revealed Oceanic Hinderers ('Rhodas') . 8 l
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12) Revealed Daughters of the Goddess ('Rhodies') l
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B: The Chaos Roamers . l
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1) Rescuers . l
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2) Hahugiu . l
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3) Amieigugiu (Amigogiu) UPPER INFERNO l
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4) Hkiiemtu (Hakimtiu) Comic Weakness Circuses' Resting Place l
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5) Revealed Multiple Disappearance Becomings ('Remoodeebies') l
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C: The Chaos Descenders ('Seedessies') Noisy Mid-Now Moment l
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1) Comic-Accompanied Immortals ('Cackies') . l
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2) Daughter-Accompanied Immortals ('Dackies') . l
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3) Body-Accompanied Immortals ('Backies') MIDDLE INFERNO l
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4) Garbled Faralongheers ('Garbies') . l
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5) Revealed Descenders ('Reedessies') . l
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INFERNAL CENTER l
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SUPER-MULTIPLE DISAPPEARANCE BECOMINGS ('Smoodeebees') (E) l
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LOWER INFERNO l
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A: The Lowly Bodies ('Lowlies') No Spiritual Refuge l
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1) Levity Receivers ('Lerries') (Very Serious) l
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2) The 13 Bodies of the Sueemu Circus ('Bossusies') l
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3) The Interrupters of " " ('Izzies')____ l
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4) The Opaque Hinderances('Hoppies') /THE TESSERACT/ l
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5) Oceanic Father Bodies ('O-Fabs') \ . / l
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6) The 13 Comic Feeling-Bodies \\ \____.___/_____ l
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7) Revealed Goddess-Disappearance'blat!'. ._._._._._ .l l
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Becomings // / . \l.l l
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B: The Descending Chaos \ / l
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1) Animalized Comics ('Annymiks') l
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2) Descending Spiritual Daughters ('Deespeedies') l
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3) Devolutionary Soiukyuk ('Deeyuks') l
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4) Devolutionary Xsoiukyuk ('Deexyuks') l
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5) Revealed Descenders ('Reedessies') l
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C: The Stragglers Of The Finite Body ('Essofeebees') l
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1) Tribal Receivers Lower Animalities l
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2) Oceanic Circus Clowns (Ozzies') MR. ASSHOLE l l
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3) The Great Forgetfulness Sweepers l l
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4) Animal Hinderances Of The Finite Body {l l
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5) Intuitive Objectors MRS. BRACHIOSAURUS l l
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6) Independent Poets l l
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7) Drop-Out Babes-In-The-Woods l l
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8) Sueemu Volleyers (Players) Receiver Guests Of Time l
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9) Oceanic Agitators {l l
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10) Neiemgiu Opponent l l
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11) Ultra Micromukyuks Body Comics l
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12) Mini Mukyuks l l
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13) Very Mukyuks l l
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14) Mono Mukyuks {l l
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15) Soiukyuks l l
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16) Xsoiukyuks l l
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17) Revealed Body-Disappearance Becomings Oceanic Weakness Sweepers
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18) The 13 Lowly Weakness Sweepers l l
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19) The Lowly Weakness Peripheries {l l
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20) The Mistress Weakness Convulsers l l
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21) The Neiemgiu Weakness Clowns l l
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THE ORDINARY IMMEDIATE BECOMINGS l
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These are the ordinary parents of mortality, neither maintainers nor
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humans. They are neither infinite nor finite - they are zylmigo. These
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created creatures are pranksters within the Infernal Unity and
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disobedient to the Primal Source. They have four primary dimensions of
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animal passivity and are passive on the 13 time-zones of the zylmigo in
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five shabby multiplications which include 99 minor anarchies of 13
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levels, including:
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The Gardeners of the Mistress Ocean l
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Some Immmediacers l
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Ultimate Ordinary Mistress Weakness Dispersers l
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Objective Immediate Mistress " " l
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l
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G) SOLITARY OBSERVER
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A: The Lowly Bodies
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1) 13 Mistress Bodies
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2) Opaque Bodies of the Microdimensions
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3) Maintenance Bodies of the Peripheral Oceans
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B: The Weakness Sweepers
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C: Animalities Of The Finite Body
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1) Lower Animalities
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a) Tribal Receivers
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b) Oceanic Circus Clowns
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Four Grades:
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(1) Great Forgetfulness Sweepers
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(2) Intuitive Pick-Up Bands
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(3) Anarchist Poetesses QUEEN
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(4) Babes-In-The-Woods Drop-Outs
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2) Receiver Guests Of Time
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a) Sueemu Players
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b) Oceanic Agitators
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c) Intuitive Poetesses
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d) Infernal Forgetters
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e) Neiemgiu Tailors
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f) Infernal Tailors
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3) Comic Bodies Of Space
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a) Ultra Micro Mukyuks (Titters)
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(1) 'Ultramicros'
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Ultramicro comics on the Tiniest Of Tinies
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(they also serve in the peripheral oceans of
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Inferno)
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Sue's SHAMANESS (a) Sight-Gag Convulsers
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(b) Mistresses of Innocence
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(c) Liberators of Worthlessness
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(d) Sweepers Of Convulsions
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(e) Displayers Of Mischiefs
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(f) Anarchist Servants
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MERLIN (g) Confounders Of Efficiency
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(2) 'Verymicros'
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Comics for the 13 Oceanic Circuses of the
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Sueemu Worlds. They hang out with the Space
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Jokesters
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& Infernal Trainees, appearing as:
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(a) Jokester Hinderers
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(b) Lowliness Babes
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(c) Daughter Losers
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(d) Jester-Comedians
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(e) Dismantlers Of Efficiency
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Space Jokesters materialize on the continent of
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Eieemgem with many imperfections, the main one
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being tantrums. Inability to Obfuscate is the
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ancient warrant for a silly ticket in the Sueemu
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worlds.
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(3) 'Micros'
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(a) Rhythm Clown
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(b) Performing Servants (Rochesters)
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(c) Silent Ones (Harpo, Mimes)
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(d) Receivers
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(e) Stupidity Convulsers
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(f) Planters of Animalities
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(g) Wasteful Stragglers
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b) Mini Mukyuks (giggles)
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(1) Mini-Mini-Minis
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(a) The Eyes Of The Solitary Observer
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(b) The Eyes Of The 13 Mistress Bodies
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(c) The Eyes Of The Oceanic G-Daughter
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(d) The Eyes Of The Umtoosic Guest
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(e) Silent Senders (Solid Senders too?
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(f) Planters Of Animalities
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(g) Wasteful Stragglers
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(2) Mini-Minis
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(a) Eye Of Stupidity
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(b) Love Dispersion
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(c) Wisecrack Eliminator
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(d) Sorrow Dissolver
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(e) Game Hunger Facilitator
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(f) Body Obfuscator
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(3) Minis
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(a) Play with Unity Daughters Of F/Ups MRS.HOW
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(b) Revenge Forgetters
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(c) Detractors Of Space
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(d) Paranoid Humor Specialists UNCLE GILBERT
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(e) Hilarious Gamesters
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(f) Unveilers Of Tininess
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(g) Miniyuk Comedians
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c) Very Mukyuks (chuckles)
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d) Mono Mukyuks (brays)
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e) Soiukyuks
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f) Xsoiukyuks & Eksuyuks
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g) Faralongeers
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(---------------//OCTOBER 1991\\-----------------)
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