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BTN: Birmingham Telecommunications News
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COPYRIGHT 1991 ISSN 1055-4548
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November 1991 Volume 4, Issue 10
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Table Of Contents
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Article Title Author
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Policy Statement and Disclaimer................Staff
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Publisher's Corner.............................Mark Maisel
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FALL COMDEX 1991...............................Raymond Hugh
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Of Ghoulies, Ghosties..........................Ricky Morgan
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In The Beginning...............................Bob Crawford
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Party Review...................................Michael Walker
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Windows: Software Update......................Eric Hunt
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The Adventures of R.G. Strangemind & Herbert...Jeremy Lewis
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Notes From The Trenches........................Dean Costello
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ProFile: Judy Ranelli.........................Scott Hollifield
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Special Interest Groups (SIGs).................Barry Bowden
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Known BBS Numbers..............................Staff
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Disclaimer and Statement of Policy for BTN
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We at BTN try our best to assure the accuracy of articles and
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information in our publication. We assume no responsibility for damage
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due to errors, omissions, etc. The liability, if any for BTN, its
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editors and writers, for damages relating to any errors or omissions,
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etc., shall be limited to the cost of a one year subscription to BTN,
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even if BTN, its editors or writers have been advised of the likelihood
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of such damages occurring.
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With the conclusion of that nasty business, we can get on with our
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policy for publication and reproduction of BTN articles. We publish
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monthly with a deadline of the fifteenth of the month prior to
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publication. If you wish to submit an article, you may do so at any
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time but bear in mind the deadline if you wish for your work to appear
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in a particular issue. It is not our purpose to slander or otherwise
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harm a person or reputation and we accept no responsibility for the
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content of the articles prepared by our writers. Our writers own their
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work and it is protected by copyright. We allow reprinting of articles
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from BTN with only a few restrictions. The author may object to a
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reprint, in which case he will specify in the content of his article.
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Otherwise, please feel free to reproduce any article from BTN as long as
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the source, BTN, is specified, and as long as the author's name and the
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article's original title are retained. If you use one of our articles,
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please forward a copy of your publication to:
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Mark Maisel
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Editor, BTN
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221 Chestnut St.
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BHM, AL 35210-3219
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(205)-956-0176
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We thank you for taking the time to read our offering and we hope that
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you like it. We also reserve the right to have a good time while doing
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all of this and not get too serious about it.
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F R E E B I E : G E T I T W H I L E I T S H O T !
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The following boards allow BTN to be downloaded freely, that is with no
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charge to any existing upload/download ratios.
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The Connection LZ Birmingham Alter-Ego
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Channel 8250 Little Kingdom Joker's Castle
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Crunchy Frog Myth Drannor Posys BBS
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The Matrix Abject Poverty The Bus
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The Outer Limits Bloom County The Round Table
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DC Info Exchange Radio Free Troad Owlabama BBS
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Amiga Alliance ][ DataLynx Martyrdom Again?!
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Arkham Asylum
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If you are a sysop and you allow BTN to be downloaded freely, please let
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me know via EZNet so that I can post your board as a free BTN
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distributor. Thanks. MM
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N E W S F L A S H
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CORRECTION
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In last month's issue, I reported that the national BBS
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message echo of the OTO (Ordo Templi Orientis) was called
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"95Net". It is actually called "93Net". This may not seem
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like a big difference to you or me, but I'm told that 93 is
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a heavy number with the OTO and I just wanted to set the
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official record straight. BTN regrets the error, as do I.
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Scott Hollifield
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Publisher's Corner
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by Mark Maisel
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It sure has been a busy month. I've just returned from a trip
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covering Atlanta, San Francisco, and Las Vegas. I started in Atlanta
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taking Kathy to the Stone Mountain Scottish Highland Games. Whoopie!
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The people are very nice but I don't get much out of watching men run
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around in kilts, throwing things. From there, I flew to San Francisco
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to hook up with some Bytebrothers for a trip across the desert to Las
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Vegas and Fall Comdex.
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The trip to San Francisco revealed a very crowded but beautiful
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nonetheless, city that I didn't have nearly enough time to see except
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from the freeway. There isn't much to talk about there excepting the
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hospitality of my hosts. I got prompt pick-up service and a good dinner
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when I arrived.
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Las Vegas was definitely a different sort of experience. I've
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never seen anything quite like it. The desert didn't do much for me.
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The only really interesting thing I saw in the desert was when we
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finally arrived at the Nevada border, and were greeted with a harsh
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barrage of light from the border casinos. We drove on by those and
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continued back into the darkness. At night, there is an awful lot of
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that to be found in the desert. All of a sudden, out of the blackness,
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there appeared a HUGE body of light. It loomed larger and larger, as we
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approached. The light began to take on shapes and we recognized what
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appeared to be a substantial city out in the middle of "nowhere". The
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traffic got heavy as we approached, both coming and going. Finally we
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were able to see the famous "Strip" and we drove down it looking for our
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hotel, reserved for us by what we thought were the kind people at the
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Las Vegas tourist agency, or whatever they call themselves. We drove on
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and our hotel didn't appear, though we'd been told it was conveniently
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located to the Strip and thus allowed us easy access to the many Comdex
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sites. This was not the case. In addition, there were many vacancies
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advertised by the major resorts on the Strip, contrary to what we'd been
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told by the tourist agency. We had pre-paid so there was no possibility
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of forgetting about this place we couldn't find, and settling in on the
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Strip. At long last, and after two phone calls to the place, we finally
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found it. It was grubby to say the least, and was only convenient to
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the city jail which was located on the opposite corner. We got in there
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and settled in. We cleaned up and went out to see the Strip, eat
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dinner, and watch RayHugh try to donate money to the casinos.
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The next day, we hit the show. There will be many articles coming out
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of the show, or as a result of contacts made during it. I highly
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recommend it to anyone who has a serious interest in micro-computing
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trends. It is significantly larger and better attended than the Spring
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Comdex. Anyway, we registered and hit our first site. We met many
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folks in the industry, some of whom we'd talked to on bbs'. Our phone
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broke, due to a tangled cable, when I tried to pick it up for a call
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home. It took over a day to get it fixed. The pool was closed, as we
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found out when we went to soak our feet after a day on the show floor.
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We made our complaints known, and the next day, the pool, opened, was
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about the nastiest body of water in which I've swum. Things started to
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get bad after these events. We managed to get invited to quite a few of
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the private parties that occur through the week. These are the best way
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to make contacts. The "insider" parties we missed because the hotel
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front desk misplaced our messages till a full day after they'd beeen
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left. We became unhappy. We made up for the hotel by spending lots of
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time at parties, casinos, and hanging out with various vendors,
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Bytebrothers, and other folks we ran into while in Las Vegas. There
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will be reports, hopefully in this issue, and for certain in upcoming
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ones, on the Fall Comdex. There is lots to talk about so be patient as
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we will get there.
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Suffice it to say here that when I returned to Atlanta at 1:00 a.m.,
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October 26th, I was exhausted. The total mileage one would have walked
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to have seen every exhibit at Fall Comdex is over 93 miles. I saw all
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but one of the smaller halls. I would have paid a tidy sum for a hot
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tub to soak in when I got off that plane. Valeria and Kathy picked me
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at Hellsfield and drove me to Val's condo for some sleep. We woke up
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the next morning for the drive to Birmingham for the annual Halloween
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party. We got home with about two hours to go till party time. We were
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all tired by then and sat around mindlessly.
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To my complete ignorance, a prank had been scheduled with me as victim,
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for the party that night. For those of you who had a hand in it, I am
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very flattered, and amazed that someone would go to all that trouble.
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For those of you who missed it, here goes... Some background is in
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order. I really stress costumes at the party each year, and there are
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many who don't want to get into the spirit as much as I'd like. In
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addition, I almost always dress in a t-shirt, sweat pants, and
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flip-flops. I drove over to Rocky's about 7 p.m. for the party, was
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ushered onto the porch, and what do you think I saw? There were about
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15 folks dressed just like me, and they all had t-shirts that said "I
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came to the BTN party dressed as Mark Maisel". Not only was I taken
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completely by surprise, I was so stunned as to become totally
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disoriented. I swear I heard my jaw hit the porch. I tried to
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recuperate and get some sort of comment out but nothing came, although
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if it had, I don't know that my mouth would have cooperated. There was
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silence for a few minutes while I took the sight in, and then the
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response that came up was uncontrollable laughter. It was amusing and
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definitely different. The party was great fun and I lasted till 2 a.m.,
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when Kathy called and asked me to come home. She'd been in Atlanta all
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week and was going to have to go back, so she wanted to spend some time
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with me prior to her return. I'm sure that she thoroughly enjoyed
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listening to me snore as I became very sleepy the minute I laid down.
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I really don't have much else to talk about as the only things I've been
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aware of have been these trips and the party. It has been mostly lots
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of fun but it sure has been tiring. I gotta go now as there is another
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party over in Stone Mountain, GA that requires my attention. Whew, what
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a life!
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......and now the long-awaited sequel.....
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FALL COMDEX 1991
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or, How I Spent My Birthday Week
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by Raymond Hugh
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Since I wrote something for the Spring edition of this thingy, and
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since Maisel bugged me about it, I s'pose I'll write up a little
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something for Fall Comdex in sunny Las Vegas....
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First off, DON'T drive from Daly City, CA, to Las Vegas! Especially
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not with the Bun-man and Maisel! TEN AND A HALF grueling hours....!
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The only redeeming thing about the whole drive was seeing the bright
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strip of lights from the highway as we're driving in. Reminds me of the
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Trashcan Man in Steven King's "The Stand" as he's walking into the city.
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As if the drive wasn't long enough, we took half an hour and *two*
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phone calls to the hotel before we found it. Either the people at the
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hotel didn't know where they are located, or Maisel can't write down
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directions. Take your pick...
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And what a lovely room it was: two queen size beds (Richard Foshee
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should be sorry he wasn't there), a pseudo-color TV (good thing we
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didn't come to watch any!), an elevator that took forever and a day to
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show up, and, to top it off, maids in drag.
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We found out how bad it was when we found Eric Rintell, who shall
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be known hereafter as MR. RINTELL. The reason will become readily
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apparent soon. He booked his room only the week before the show, and he
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got a room at Caesar's Palace, at half the price of ours, and with a
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jacuzzi in the room! This is a place where the operator greets him by
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name on the FIRST RING. Can you say MR. RINTELL?
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As for Comdex itself, well, it was like the one in Hotlanta earlier
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this year, only bigger...a lot bigger. It was so big there were several
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places where you can register. MR. RINTELL tells us where to go (can
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you blame him?) to register more quickly than going to the main
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registration area. As it was, we would've been out of there in no time
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if it hadn't been for the people behind the desk. They couldn't type to
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save their lives.
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The most memorable event that day was when Bundy mentioned Wildcat!
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to the PCBoard people. David Terry (the PCBoard author, for those of
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you who don't know him) looked like he was going to drop a cow. It was
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an amusing sight.
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By two o'clock, we had hit two of the smaller convention halls, and
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my two fellow compatriots were pooped. They went back to the hotel room
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from hell to relax and enjoy the pool. Little did they know of the
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excitement awaiting them.....I went to Caesar's Palace to check out some
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more exhibits, and to wait for them, since the US Robotics party was
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there. However, there were no exhibits at Caesar's, only one-armed
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bandits, blackjack tables, roulette tables, and assorted other
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instruments of money-grabbing.
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Having learned my lesson the previous night about the slots, I sat
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down at a blackjack table. There are not too many things you can do for
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three hours on $40 that is more enjoyable...well, maybe there are, but
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at least at the blackjack table, you don't have to worry about
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communicable diseases.
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At the US Robotics party, I found out that our pool was 'closed for
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cleaning,' our phone was broken (helped along by Mark), amongst other
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fun news. We talked to MR. RINTELL, who told us how he crashed the
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Hewlett Packard party, and the US Robotics party, and about his past
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exploits at the Spencer Katt parties. I think the Bun One popped a vein
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when he found out how high (and how utterly misplaced) MR. RINTELL's
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ethics were. Be sure to ask MR. RINTELL about it.
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We went to visit MR. RINTELL's room for a while, and listen to him
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regale us with tales of how he got this and that from the vendors, and
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how he would have to throw out some stuff because he just couldn't fit
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any more into his house. At about this point, Bundy received a
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revelation and found religion in MR. RINTELL. As we left the room, MR.
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RINTELL was going over the list of vendors to see what he was going to
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scam next.
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From then on, Bundy went around trying to get as much 'stuff' as he
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can, and comparing it to what we got. So what if I got two water
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bottles to his one, or two Maynard bags to his one, or a better US
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Robotics shirt than he did? It didn't make a difference to
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me.....hehehe...the only reason he got a copy of Wildcat! was because he
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knows Rick Heming.
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Anyway, the first day is pretty much a microcosm of the rest of the
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week. We ate at the breakfast buffet (no seconds for Mark!), hit the
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booths for a few hours, trying to get to as many places as we can, watch
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Bundy grab as much as he can, relax for a little while, go to a few
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parties, listen to MR. RINTELL tell some more stories, go to a casino
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and have Mark and Bundy watch me win at blackjack.
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There weren't too many exhibits that stood out like the one at
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Electrohome for Spring Comdex. But then again, we didn't hit all the
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halls. The most garish exhibit I saw was the one at Computer
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Asscociates (Kathy's favorite computer vendor). They had a mock
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heavyweight bout, complete with George Michael on tape, Fred Travelina
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(oops, forgot how to spell his name) doing Howard Cosell impressions,
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and Smoking Joe Frazier signing autographs.
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Another thing of note was the pullout by Compaq. Apparently, the
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Interface Group, the ones who runs these shows, knew beforehand that
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Compaq was not showing up, but held back the news lest attendees stay
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away. It seems Compaq wants to be a big fish in a smaller show, rather
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be 'just another vendor' at a show like Comdex. There were a few other
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no-shows, but none as big as Compaq.
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Speaking of no-shows, Mark Walker, the Marine from California, was
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supposed to set up a ByteBrothers dinner. But, of course, the West
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Coast No Show C@#$!*#$)(, did not show up. We could have had one
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anyway, but, alas, by the time we realized it, it was already too late,
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and we were having too much fun partying to care.
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All in all, I would say it sure was a fun week, and for those of
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you who missed out...it was your choice, so tough cookies! Next time,
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make sure you get there! Hahahahaha!!!!
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Of Ghoulies, Ghosties and Hard Drives That Go Bump In The Night.
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by Ricky Morgan
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Many moons ago, I promised Mark Maisel an article for BTN. I have
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written one or two, in an attempt to convince him that he really didn't
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want me writing for him, seemingly to no avail.
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As things go, shortly after I promised him another article, real
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life interjected itself and I became forced to spend more and more time
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actively working for a living. The article I promised Mark was
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effectively shelved for quite some time. Which was okay since Mark quit
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bothering me and I just didn't have, what I felt was, a good topic
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anyway. Be that as it may, I'm fiercely loyal to promises made and the
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fact that I HAD promised meant that, sooner or later, I would have to
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sit down and cough out something.
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Strangely enough, when I was least expecting it, a half way decent
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topic; of which I'm fixing to get to, literally got dumped in my lap.
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So to Mark, here it is, better late than never.
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A month or so ago I purchased a brand spanking new 386 computer
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system, under the guise of needing it for work; which in its own way was
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true enough. But then that's probably another story.
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For four weeks I was in computer heaven; a 33Mhz 80386 computer at
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my beck and call all the time. The system ran flawless and I was
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beginning to think that life would be worth living. Then the hard drive
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bit the big one.
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Fortunately it gave enough of a warning that I was able to back up
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the entire drive before it finally went off into the tall grass; never
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to return. Now, at this point, you may be beginning to think that this
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is another of those horror stories about a bad computer system but it's
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not. Stay with me while I set this up.
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When the hard drive started going south, I grabbed my warranty
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information and called the tech support number. I talked my way through
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three technicians before I was able to find one knowledgeable enough to
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realize that I knew what I was talking about. After all, when a hard
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drive starts making KLUNK -- KLUNK -- SCREECH -- KLUNK -- KLUNK noises
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and partitions start to vanish, it's generally NOT a software problem.
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In fact I could probably write another story just on the conversations
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with these 'so called technicians' but I won't (at least until I'm
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forced into it by blackmail GIFs from Maisel).
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So after convincing the tech support people that I did indeed have
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a bad drive, they logged a service call and I was informed someone from
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the local warranty repair facility would be in contact. I promptly
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prepared to wait. Much to my amazement, someone called the next morning
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and we even managed to schedule a visit that afternoon. One point for
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their side. I was ecstatic.
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I meet the tech rep. at my house that afternoon and he had the new
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drive installed and up in mere minutes. Here is where it starts getting
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good.
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The new drive, apparently refurbished, already had DOS 4.01
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installed, so the tech did a quick checkdisk and played with DOS Shell
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(gag) then, satisfied that all was well, left.
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Giggling maniacally, I set about restoring all the information from
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my back ups to the new hard drive. All proceeded well right up until I
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finished the restoration and rebooted the machine. Now because of the
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type work I do, I have to occasionally run Windows 3.0 and some other
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utilities that, were it left up to me, I wouldn't waste space on.
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Anyway, everything booted fine and I began checking to make sure that
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all was well.
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When I attempted to run Windows, I got promptly kicked back out to
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the system. When I ran Windows in reduced mode it would run okay but in
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standard mode. For those non Windows people; I couldn't get Windows to
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take advantage of my 4 meg of RAM, nor would it kick into 386 enhanced
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mode. This equates to something like running VGA programs on a CGA
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monitor. It may work, but you won't get what you really want.
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I played with my memory manager and several other things before I
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started noticing other problems. Primarily, every 3.5" 720 K floppy I
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placed in my B: drive reported the same track and sector bad. Norton
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Disk Doctor, as well as PCShell Version 7 Diskfix reported the same.
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"Hurumph," I thought to myself, "damn 3.5 drive is croaking out now.
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Just my luck."
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I began attempting to isolate whether it was the drive itself or
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the controller. I condemned the controller. Primarily because every
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utility I used seemed to think my 1.4 drive was a 360K drive. "Back to
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the tech support people and another service call," I told my wife.
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I placed another call, and was fortunate enough to get someone
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fairly knowledgeable. I outlined my problems to him and sat waiting. I
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expected him to want me to run a few utilities and give him the results.
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Boy was I surprised. "Any possibility that you have a virus?" The
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voice asked.
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"Virus?" I snorted back. "No way," I replied. "I run an electronic
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bulletin board and every file I bring in this house is scanned for
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viruses," I promptly informed the silly fellow. Virus indeed.
|
||
|
||
"But," he whipped back, "you said the new drive already had DOS on
|
||
it right?"
|
||
|
||
"Er. . .yea," was my witty reply.
|
||
|
||
"Do you have anything that will scan for viruses?" He asked.
|
||
|
||
"Sure thing," I said reaching for a disk that had McAfee's SCANV80
|
||
on it. I shoved the disk in the drive and ran SCAN.
|
||
|
||
I couldn't believe it. SCAN reported a virus. The Virus Joshi to
|
||
be exact. Strangely enough I was excited. I explained to the tech that
|
||
I knew a lot of people with computers and such but had yet to meet
|
||
anyone that had actually gotten hit by a virus. I was rather proud of
|
||
my little virus. Especially since the DOCS said it was fairly
|
||
nondestructive and could be easily cleaned up with McAfee's CLEAN.
|
||
|
||
I thanked the tech, who no doubt thinks I'm a bit strange; actually
|
||
getting excited to find that my computer had a virus. I hung up and
|
||
within 5 minutes had the computer virus free; once again running like a
|
||
top.
|
||
|
||
What's my point in writing this article? Well number 1: to fulfill
|
||
my promise to Maisel. Number 2: To let everyone know that although
|
||
they may be few and far between in this area, viruses do exist and, like
|
||
the one that I found, can come in from some unexpected directions.
|
||
Finally, number 3: it seemed like a good topic for the time of year;
|
||
Halloween.
|
||
|
||
If you are wondering, a virus is, in it's simplest form, a program
|
||
that can write itself to another program and can affect the way your
|
||
computer behaves. Symptoms can be nearly nonexistent to total failure
|
||
of the system. Damage can range from nothing more than silly messages
|
||
to a complete low level format of your hard drive. Contrary to some
|
||
stories I've heard, a virus cannot physically damage your system.
|
||
|
||
A virus CAN copy itself to another disk and I quickly found out
|
||
that just about every diskette that I had put in my B: drive, and tried
|
||
to use, was infected with Joshi also. I Cleaned those as well; save for
|
||
two diskettes, one high density and one low density. I'm keeping those
|
||
as souvenirs and conversation pieces.
|
||
|
||
MSDOS 4.01 Copyright, MicroSoft Corporation
|
||
Windows 3.0 Copyright, MicroSoft Corporation
|
||
Norton Disk Doctor Copyright, Peter Norton Company
|
||
PCShell Version 7 Copyright, Central Point Software
|
||
SCANV80 Copyright, McAfee Associates
|
||
CLEAN Copyright, McAfee Associates
|
||
The Virus Joshi copyright, of some adolescent minded idiot
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
In The Beginning.........
|
||
|
||
In the beginning there was the transistor.........Uh, that goes a
|
||
little too far back. Lets fast forward a bit......In MY beginning there
|
||
was the TI 99-4a, my introduction to the world of computing. Of course,
|
||
by todays standards, it compares to the stone wheel, but it did allow me
|
||
to realize that computing was not as educationally out of my reach as I
|
||
had feared. After all, math was not my best subject and I equated
|
||
computing with monstrous mathematical calculation ability. So the good
|
||
old TI opened the door and I stepped (fell?) in!
|
||
|
||
As it came, the TI was limited and expansion was a costly
|
||
proposition, and with a latent fear of the "IBM" logo and all the
|
||
massive hardware configurations that were possible, my next computer was
|
||
the Commodore 64. Completely convinced that it had all the memory and
|
||
speed I would ever need, I set out to explore the world of computing to
|
||
even greater depths. I just knew that the Commodore's basic language
|
||
would allow me to do "everything I would ever need to do"! Armed with
|
||
two hard drives and an Okimate 20 printer, I was sure I reached the
|
||
pinnacle of computing power, at least as far as MY needs were concerned!
|
||
|
||
Kindly notice that, so far, the above journey has yet to touch on
|
||
the issue of "telecomputing"! Why should it? After all, I had a great
|
||
selection of games, a word processing program that had a decent spell
|
||
checker, and everyone knew that telecomputing was an "IBM thing", right?
|
||
Sheesh!! Talk about "living in a cave"!!
|
||
|
||
Having retired from Photojournalism in order to take up writing
|
||
screen plays, I decided, in order to protect what sanity I still
|
||
possessed, that the the Okimate 20's slowness had to go! And while I
|
||
was at it, why not look into the dreaded IBM? After all, there ARE new
|
||
worlds to conquer and as long as I was adventurous enough to give up one
|
||
career for another, I may as well pay my nickel and take the whole ride!
|
||
|
||
So my experience in the IBM world began, with a loaded XT and a
|
||
handful of manuals, I spent months just getting comfortable with the
|
||
damn thing! Most of the jitters that I experienced were of my own
|
||
making, due to the "AWE" with which I viewed the separate components of
|
||
the IBM compatible, and telecomputing was still a foreign subject.
|
||
|
||
Two years of game playing and software buying later, I discovered
|
||
the PC Sig service offered at the main branch if the Birmingham Library.
|
||
All the programs I wanted and it was a "free" service? This was too
|
||
good to be true! After Weeks of sitting in front of the Monitor there,
|
||
I "found" a program called "Procomm"! Hmmmmm, a tele- communications
|
||
program. Well, as long as it doesn't cost me anything to look! Now the
|
||
REAL ride began!!!
|
||
|
||
With my curiosity piqued and armed with this shareware program, a
|
||
quick trip to Sam's Wholesale Warehouse was in order. $70.00 + tax and
|
||
a few hours later, I found myself on the verge of a whole new universe!
|
||
Little was I aware that it would change forever my views of computing
|
||
and the power of the silicon chip! Here, before me, was access to
|
||
everything and anything I might want or dream of! Being a fan of the
|
||
Howard Hughes Social Life, I now had the opportunity to actually
|
||
communicate with other human beings, inter-relate with them, and never
|
||
have to leave the sanctuary of my home! THIS was a dream come true!!
|
||
|
||
But alas, it would seem that every new experience is fraught with
|
||
the dangers of inexperience. I found that the boards which I
|
||
encountered were anything but equal, the differences in logging on alone
|
||
were mind bending! NOTES!!! I had to take notes! Arming myself with a
|
||
legal pad and plenty of new ink pens, I set about to learn every board I
|
||
encountered! Literally copying the entire log on procedure for each
|
||
board, along with the names of the "Sysops" (on top of everything else,
|
||
I now had to learn a new language also!), I soon had a "beginners
|
||
handbook" to the Birmingham, Alabama BBS Scene!
|
||
|
||
The next few weeks were actually frightening! At one point I made
|
||
the mistake of posting a message "To All" that I had a copy of a
|
||
commercial flight simulator program that I would be willing to share
|
||
with anyone who was interested! Being a flight sim fanatic, I merely
|
||
wanted to give others the opportunity to get in on the fun! Hell!! I
|
||
had no idea that what I had done was a major No No!! I suddenly found
|
||
myself the object of LOTS and LOTS of E-mail (more new language!) and
|
||
the majority of it was NOT from fans! In a matter of minutes, on line
|
||
mind you (didn't know about slmr yet!), I was called everything one
|
||
might imagine! The language ranged from mild to out & out abusive!
|
||
These people were the first to respond to my act of ignorance. My first
|
||
reaction was to tell these "fine folks" where to pack it and to loose
|
||
that modem thing in favor of a new game controller card! I didn't need
|
||
this crap from people I didn't even know!! After a few days of fuming,
|
||
and no contact with the boards in any way, I decided to post a public
|
||
apology and let it go at that! I had decided I could find a new hobby
|
||
that would be less touchy!
|
||
|
||
Imagine my surprise when I found an entirely new batch of E-mail
|
||
that was much more understanding!! People who were actually offering
|
||
advice and letting me know that they too remembered how it was "in the
|
||
beginning"! There were even a few remarks from some of the abusive
|
||
ones, apologies for their abruptness and harshness! Now THESE were the
|
||
people I had hoped to encounter in the first place, people who had a
|
||
certain sympathy for the "new kid on the block". I only wish those
|
||
messages were the first I had received, after all, I almost gave up this
|
||
world communication, I could have wound up taking up knitting or
|
||
something!
|
||
|
||
In the aftermath of all that, I have met some truly great people
|
||
and even (shudder) left my home on occasion to attend a few BTN
|
||
gatherings! I have found that the Sysops, for the most part, are a
|
||
caring group of people who are interested in making it as comfortable as
|
||
possible for the new users. I "bumped" into Doug Griffin (Colonel) on
|
||
Willie's BBS one afternoon and found a guy who was willing to take his
|
||
time to give me a few hints and "show" me around the board! Here was a
|
||
stranger making an effort to help me understand! This, I thought to
|
||
myself, is what it should be all about! Not long after our first
|
||
encounter on Willies, Doug noticed that I was replying to my e- mail on
|
||
Alter Ego and a few others, "on-line". Again he used his time to
|
||
enlighten me to the existence of the Slmr20.zip program! There are many
|
||
others who have "taken me by the hand" and made my BBSing a far easier
|
||
journey; Mark & Kathy Maisel, Maggie Harden, Rayman (from Willie's),
|
||
Willie Moore, Steve Wheeler and more. These are the folks that remember
|
||
when they too looked at the monitor and wondered what the hell was going
|
||
on? Thank you all.
|
||
|
||
Today, long after the beginning, I am Co-Sysop of Baudville,
|
||
Alabama BBS. The person most responsible for my being involved in
|
||
BBSing is the SYSOP, Doug Griffin (yep, you can blame him for it all!)
|
||
To those of you who initially cussed me out and basically jumped all
|
||
over me, LIGHTEN UP! You were not born with that keyboard in your hand!
|
||
I make a personal effort to let all of our new users know that any help
|
||
they may need is only a message away. Doug is usually around the board
|
||
during the daytime hours and has spent a lot of his time leading new
|
||
users around the board, getting them comfortable with the Oracomm
|
||
software. Perhaps if more of us made the same effort, our hobby would
|
||
loose fewer participants. I have learned from some of the best in
|
||
BBSdom, it's not the software or the Sysops that make a board, it's the
|
||
Users, without them, you have only a monthly phone bill!
|
||
|
||
And the journey continues.................
|
||
|
||
Bob Crawford
|
||
(Sysop2, Raff, Priest, matters not what you call me,
|
||
as long as you call me! <G>)
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Party Review
|
||
by Michael Walker
|
||
|
||
Hello. You may not know me. My name is Michael Walker, and I am
|
||
pretty new at the bulletin board game. Mark Maisel got a hold of me at
|
||
the party at Rocky Rawlins' house and asked me to write a review of the
|
||
party. I figured why not, and went ahead and wrote this.
|
||
|
||
I got to the party about 7:00. A lot of people were wearing
|
||
T-shirts with "I came as Mark Maisel" on them. Mark got their at about
|
||
7:30 or so. He seemed kind of surprised by it, I think. Some person I
|
||
had never heard of named Dean something warned me to watch his
|
||
expression since he isn't amused by jokes like that. He looked amused
|
||
to me, so I guess that Dean was wrong.
|
||
|
||
There were an awful lot of people wearing costumes, more so then at
|
||
many Halloween parties I've been at over the last couple of years.
|
||
There was the usual selection of vampires, witches, two werewolves, and
|
||
other traditional costumes. One of these, I believe his name was Chris,
|
||
was a skull with a cape, cane, and top hat. He was singing show tunes
|
||
in the front yard around 3am. There was someone dressed up as a
|
||
radiation worker (it was Dean and it looked authentic). Someone, I
|
||
think her name was Jan, who was in an innapropriate harem girl outfit.
|
||
And, of course, the Pakistani Samurai warrior.
|
||
|
||
One thing that suprised me was that there was an awful lot of
|
||
people that came dressed solely in attitude. Or so it looked to me. I
|
||
thought that those without costumes were much more revealing. Granted
|
||
that I haven't been to many, well, any, of these BTM parties, it sure
|
||
looked to me that a lot of people had chips on their shoulders the size
|
||
of all outdoors. One older woman who chose not to dress up (I think)
|
||
was angry with anyone that didn't pay attention to her. There was a
|
||
very weird little person who was trying desperately to be clever by just
|
||
having some silly message taped to his shirt. And a whole lot of people
|
||
just clustered around Mark Maisel, didn't say much, just clustered
|
||
around him.
|
||
|
||
I took a couple of sociology classes in school, so it was
|
||
interesting to watch such naked group dynamics in action. Mark Maisel
|
||
struck me as a feudal lord who was holding court, and an awful lot of
|
||
people were paying him homage. Kind of like this:
|
||
|
||
<Man kneels in front of Mark. His name is Ralph Bolen>
|
||
|
||
Ralph Bolen: My lord, I kneel before thee.
|
||
Mark Maisel: And a good job you did. Rise, my worthy companion, and
|
||
be seated at my table.
|
||
RB: I am unworthy of your honor, my liege.
|
||
MM: I know.
|
||
|
||
I can't figure out what it is that Mark has done to deserve such
|
||
adoration, but he must have done something that the people perceive as
|
||
being worth it.
|
||
|
||
There were a couple other interactions that struck my fancy. Two
|
||
people that arrived dressed as Rev. Jimmy Swaggart and a fetching young
|
||
girl were interesting. When the fetching girl (who was by far the most
|
||
attractive female in the bunch) arrived on the porch, the porch was
|
||
immediately swamped by many less-than-attractive males who were staring
|
||
at the fetching girl's very fetching thighs (she had on an extremely
|
||
short little girl dress, and she was no little girl, either). But that
|
||
was sex, not sociology. As I think of it, there was a lot of sex, or at
|
||
least the pursuit of sex. One person, Scott Holyfield, was following
|
||
around a fairly butch little girl for a lot of the party. A couple of
|
||
older females got some drink in them and started acting like they were
|
||
in heat. In fact, there was an arguement on the porch when an older
|
||
female dressed in a flapper's costume went off with someone for 45
|
||
minutes. Kind of neat when the entire family went at each other. And
|
||
the youngest boy had to be the 'mature' one of the bunch.
|
||
|
||
There seems to be a series of individuals who act as attractors and
|
||
who act as disruptors. The attractor is someone who gathers a crowd
|
||
around her/him. Mark Maisel strikes me as someone who is an attractor,
|
||
in that he didn't have to move, and people would come and pay homage to
|
||
him. Others were also, to a lesser extent. Rocky Rawlins was one, but
|
||
mostly from people who wanted something from him, usually more time on
|
||
his bulletin board. I believe that Dean was one, but he usually only
|
||
had a couple of people around him, and he seemed somewhat standoffish
|
||
and surly. It seems that the Bolens (Ralph and his wife who didn't
|
||
speak to many people, and when she did she talked about Star Trek) were
|
||
also attractors, but the same three or four people were those that were
|
||
attracted, and they talked about Star Trek except for the angry older
|
||
female.
|
||
|
||
And there are also disruptors. Some guy with a scraggly beard who
|
||
dressed in black just stood around and pretended to be cool. I noticed
|
||
that when he approached a group of people, the group almost always
|
||
disintegrated in a couple of minutes. Someone else, dressed in some
|
||
kind of quasi-fatigue outfit, worked faster in disintegrating groups.
|
||
And I can't figure out why he comes since everyone I talked with seems
|
||
to either despise him or hate him. If it is of any indication of the
|
||
antipathy of the crowd, when he passed out he was covered with Jan's
|
||
sanitary napkins. And I don't think that it was done out of 'love'
|
||
either.
|
||
|
||
I imagine that I am being unfair, but I just called it as I saw it.
|
||
Mark asked me to do that, and so I did. Given the number of
|
||
techno-geeks that were at the party, I was somewhat suprised at the
|
||
number of drunken females that were there. One girl, Tiffany I believe,
|
||
should be more careful about her drinking in the future or else the
|
||
nerds who were staring so intently at her breasts are going to loose
|
||
control and attempt to run a train on her.
|
||
|
||
It was kind of a blah party from the interaction point of view
|
||
since those that I spoke with only wanted to talk about the kind of
|
||
computer I had and would I be inclined to trade copyrighted software
|
||
with them. Tacky, tacky, tacky. Are people ranked by the speed of
|
||
her/his microprocessor? I got that feeling. Its no wonder that they
|
||
all stared at the drunken Tiffany's breasts if that is their level of
|
||
social interaction. I think that I was missing something, but I
|
||
attribute a lot of that to being new. As time goes on I imagine that I
|
||
will become more aware of the social cliques and can watch things a
|
||
little closer. I guess I was missing something by not being more active
|
||
in the bulletin boards. But I just don't understand it. Maybe soon, but
|
||
not yet.
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Windows: Softare Update
|
||
by Eric Hunt
|
||
|
||
Windows 3.0 is entering it's "second generation" of life, in terms
|
||
of both applications available, and current applications. Microsoft is
|
||
busily working on a new update to the wildly popular operating system
|
||
extension/GUI, and vendors are either poised to release major new
|
||
applications for the environment, or are in the process of doing major
|
||
overhauls of current favorites. And finally, some companies have flung
|
||
new releases out the door, into the waiting hands of Windows fiends
|
||
everywhere, many with mixed results. This article is intended to be a
|
||
casual guide through this software sea, a guide that will possibly
|
||
explain and inform you as to the status of your favorite application.
|
||
|
||
Perhaps the biggest news of all is the "imminent" update for
|
||
Windows 3.0: Windows 3.1. There has been more ink consumed, more bytes
|
||
written about this upgrade than most everything out there, possibly
|
||
including the new release of OS/2. For you bottom liners out there,
|
||
here's the big fact: Windows 3.1 has been delayed until sometime in the
|
||
first quarter of 1992. That means it might not be in your hands until
|
||
March. Personally, I feel this is the better thing to do. Delaying a
|
||
release until it has been adequately tested and debugged is a service
|
||
more software companies should look into. Now, expected new features and
|
||
perks in Windows 3.1. The biggest item is the addition of TrueType font
|
||
rendering technology into the Windows kernal. TrueType is Microsoft's
|
||
answer to PostScript Type 1 fonts. They are, for the most part,
|
||
identical. Both allow for fully scalable typefaces, both allow you to
|
||
print type at any size on *any* Windows 3.x supported printer, and both
|
||
are amassing collections of publicly downloadable outline fonts!! The
|
||
next major difference Windows 3.1 will introduce is a completely
|
||
revamped File Manager. Needless to say, it's light years ahead of the
|
||
current File Manager. Speed has been increased overall. A new direct
|
||
method that bypasses the ROM BIOS completely to address your hard disk
|
||
drive is said to constitute a large part of that overall speedup. Setup
|
||
has been revamped, making it easier for novices and expert users alike
|
||
to initially setup, or later change, Windows 3.1. The Program Manager
|
||
has been given a cleanup, mostly cosmetic. The recurring problem with
|
||
running out of resources has been addressed, although we won't know
|
||
exactly in what manner until 3.1 is in our hands. Testers have indicated
|
||
that resources for the most part are not a concern in 3.1, however.
|
||
Object Linking and Embedding (OLE) is a new feature, allowing programs
|
||
to more easily integrate among themselves, sharing data. Much much
|
||
easier than the current DDE now. Several of the stock Windows 3.x
|
||
utilities have been rewritten to make them OLE aware, including
|
||
Paintbrush and Cardfile. Finally, aggressive changes largely invisible
|
||
to the user have been taken to lessen or eliminate the infamous UAE.
|
||
Instead of the cold dialog box simply telling you a UAE occurred, the
|
||
box will pinpoint what program UAE'd and what instruction did the nasty
|
||
deed. Additionally, DOS BOXES can be "rebooted" when they hang without
|
||
rebooting your Windows session. A simple Ctrl-Alt-Del in the active DOS
|
||
BOX window reboots it! Those are some of the mentionable highlights you
|
||
can expect in Windows 3.1.
|
||
|
||
Now, applications. Seems nowadays all anyone can talk about is
|
||
either WordPerfect for Windows, or Lotus 1-2-3 for Windows.
|
||
Additionally, Am<41> Pro 2.0 has been released, and Word for Windows 2.0 is
|
||
expected to be released about two weeks after Comdex.
|
||
|
||
WordPerfect for Windows. There's an interesting little tale. If
|
||
you've got a sharp memory, you'll remember that WordPerfect demostrated
|
||
this program at LAST FALL'S Comdex (COMDEX '90) and promised a shipping
|
||
version by the next spring. Didn't work out. This past week at Comdex,
|
||
WordPerfect demoed the program AGAIN, but had to announce another
|
||
release date setback, this time to somewhere around the middle to latter
|
||
part of November. Vaporware at it's finest, folks. (To be fair, it's not
|
||
really vaporware, the second Beta of WordPerfect has gone out, to some
|
||
critical acclaim by the testers. Seems Beta II didn't come with a
|
||
Non-Disclosure Agreement! [really!])
|
||
|
||
Lotus 1-2-3 for Windows *has* been released, and the reports are
|
||
not good. General consensus seems to be that it's slower than Excel 3.0,
|
||
and that it is not a good Windows app. In fact, Lotus recently announced
|
||
plans to "slipstream" a bug-fix version, but decided to put out an
|
||
official maintenance release, 1.0a, that fixed several annoying bugs
|
||
with the program. Lotus 1-2-3/W appears to be a program aimed squarely
|
||
at users of the DOS 1-2-3, because it definately hasn't impressed
|
||
current Excel 3.0 users at all.
|
||
|
||
Am<41> Pro 2.0 is out as well, and this program is the other side of
|
||
the coin for Lotus. Am<41> has been phenomenally successful! Let's just
|
||
leave it at this: If you need heavy duty wordprocessing, or light page
|
||
layout, or both, get Am<41> Pro. It is currently the best available Windows
|
||
3.x word processor. That might change, though. Read the next paragraph!
|
||
|
||
Word for Windows 2.0 has been quietly sneaking up on us. For
|
||
months, the buzz has been about WordPerfect/W and Am<41> Pro 2.0. Then
|
||
someone asked if Word for Windows was being updated. No one knew! Seemed
|
||
like that week, the news broke in the trade rags. Microsoft had been
|
||
working on a new release for quite a while, and noone knew! In fact, the
|
||
program is slated for release about two weeks after fall Comdex!
|
||
Features are rumoured to be on par, or slightly below those of Am<41> Pro
|
||
2.0, but the overall user interface is much nicer. The traditional
|
||
button bar is there, but it can be customized now. Additionally,
|
||
powerful GUI tools for managing mail merges have been added, making a
|
||
mail merge letter, or form letter, a breeze. Lots of other goodies are
|
||
present. I predict Word for Windows 2.0 to take the Windows
|
||
WordProcessing arena by storm.
|
||
|
||
Finally, two more programs to discuss. Borland has finally publicly
|
||
demonstrated their Windows version of Quattro Pro. It has a release date
|
||
of the first quarter set as well. And lastly, the rumour mill has been
|
||
actively reporting that Microsoft is working on a new release of Excel,
|
||
due this spring as well. No word on a version number, however, it's
|
||
still too early.
|
||
|
||
I hope this little article has cleared up some questions regarding
|
||
the most popular of Windows productivity tools. As always, feel free to
|
||
drop me a note anywhere. I can be found on most local BBSs as Eric Hunt.
|
||
I actively monitor the ILink, U'NI, Rime/MetroLink, USNetMail, and
|
||
UseNet Windows conferences. My internet email address is
|
||
'bsc835!ehunt@uunet.uu.net' for those of you out there who are true
|
||
net.junkies.
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
The Adventures of R.G. Strangemind and Herbert
|
||
by Jeremy Lewis
|
||
Copyright 1991 by Jeremy Lewis
|
||
no reprints without the permission of the author
|
||
|
||
Part VIII
|
||
|
||
The glistening nose cone of the Imperial flagship "Split-Splat"
|
||
became visible to the crowd that surrounded the Emperor's docking bay.
|
||
The crowd cheered as the massive, fist-like, silver ship burst forth
|
||
from the docking bay, glistening in the light of Slag's one and a half
|
||
(It's a long story) suns. As the ship finally left the view-screen
|
||
range the crowds cheered even louder. Emperor Splort was on his way,
|
||
hopefully they thought, to his death.
|
||
|
||
Back on the large gray spaceship, a claxon sounded. "Excuse me",
|
||
said a pleasant but artificial male voice (The Ship's Computer),"but due
|
||
to the lack of human direction, we are now heading towards an unknown
|
||
star system. Strange...computer control has been overidden. I am now
|
||
shutting down until called for. Thank you."
|
||
|
||
Slob was worried about the announcement, but he was worried even
|
||
more about the Purple Thing with a lot teeth that much to his dismay was
|
||
all too real AND about the idiot who was standing in front of him.
|
||
Fortunately the human turned and began to run. Slob being the
|
||
intellectual alien that he was, grabbed Herbert's belt and held on for
|
||
dear life.
|
||
|
||
Herbert was running randomly down corridors trying to escape the
|
||
purple thing. He had worried about the blue alien until he noticed the
|
||
extra weight on his belt and looked back. "Good," thought Herbert,
|
||
quite ignoring the aliens frantic warnings as herbert ran full speed
|
||
into a wall.
|
||
|
||
Ginger was chasing the two aliens when he saw the funniest thing he
|
||
had ever seen. The taller pink skinned alien ran into a wall. He
|
||
didn't laugh long, however, as a large rubber mallet came flying off of
|
||
a nearby shelf and angrily hit him on the head. There was a strangely
|
||
familiar blue flash and then everything went black.
|
||
|
||
R.G. body glared at him. "You are the disciple and YOU SHALL NOT
|
||
interrupt ME!"
|
||
|
||
"I am R.G. Strangemind, the most intelligent being on the third
|
||
planet from the dominant star in the Milky Way Galaxy! I have recently
|
||
been kidnapped by aliens and chased down my body only to find that you
|
||
have seized control of it to get my attention. I will not..."
|
||
|
||
"Do you say MOST intelligent being?" interrupted Toastus.
|
||
|
||
"Yes," replied R.G..
|
||
|
||
"Oh, well in that case, here's your' body. I must have gotten you
|
||
confused with your' master Herbert. Carry on."
|
||
|
||
It was then that R.G. finally found himself back in his body,
|
||
dumbfounded and outraged. He stood there long enough to shut the large
|
||
metal door before he became angry and set off in search of Herbert.
|
||
|
||
Somewhere at this moment, a toaster exploded quite surprising the
|
||
table upon which it had been sitting. This time, however, certain
|
||
forces were stirred, angered... The Toastans of Melba were on their way!
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Notes From the Trenches
|
||
by Dean Costello
|
||
|
||
"Have a Nice Life"
|
||
|
||
Well, I write this a couple of days after the Halloween Party. I
|
||
am not quite sure what to make of things, but I do know this:
|
||
|
||
I won't be going to any more of them.
|
||
|
||
Well, at least the ones open to the entire known population. It
|
||
isn't so much that I don't like the people. Well, that's not completely
|
||
true, since I really don't like most of the people. The simple fact is
|
||
that I don't really like many of the people that I met. When I bothered
|
||
to meet new people, that is.
|
||
|
||
For better or for worse, I have a following at BTN gatherings. I
|
||
really didn't notice it, since I was usually half- to full-out blasted,
|
||
but Brett Thorn pointed out that there were a series of people that hung
|
||
around me and followed me around at parties. And that's cool, since
|
||
those are people that I would drive and have driven many miles to see.
|
||
|
||
But the simple fact is that at the last party, many of the people
|
||
that I came to the party to see were either not there, or were there for
|
||
such a short period of time that it wasn't worth the drive. I had to
|
||
drive about 7 hours after a day at work: for this? Not twice.
|
||
|
||
Then again, I have a lot of problems with the BTN 'scene' these
|
||
days. Some are understandable. Since I am forced to call long distance
|
||
to make contact with Birmingham, and as a result I am not in 'the loop'.
|
||
But I am not impressed with the changes that I see. Maybe it would be
|
||
different if I were making daily contact, but given what I have seen, I
|
||
don't think so.
|
||
|
||
Oh well, these things happen. It occured to me that I am quickly
|
||
becoming just a footnote on the BTN time line, and I am not going gently
|
||
or gracefully into my just reward. I am of the Old School, and this is
|
||
a new generation of users, who feel it is their divine right and duty to
|
||
answer each and every piece of mail on the networks. But this is an old
|
||
gripe.
|
||
|
||
I also found out that I am on supposed to stay on this mission
|
||
until the end of November. Kathy Maisel was bitching and moaning about
|
||
being on the road for all of ten days. Try nine weeks (currently, and
|
||
growing) and see how you like it. Holiday Inn was neat the first couple
|
||
of weeks, but this is the third month, and the novelty is wearing off at
|
||
a quick pace. And this isn't improving my corrosive disposition.
|
||
|
||
I came across an interesting relationship at the Halloween party.
|
||
Patricia Sullivan, for whatever reason, doesn't like me much. I can dig
|
||
that, hell, I can appreciate that. But I didn't even do anything to her
|
||
for a change. Anyway, she doesn't like me for whatever reason. She
|
||
apparently spoke to Deborah Bolen, who also ignores me. And she (I
|
||
think Deborah) then told Judy Ranelli.
|
||
|
||
At least thats the way it seems to me. You see, I have exchanged a
|
||
message or two with Judy in the last couple of weeks, and was curious to
|
||
meet her, see what she's like, etc., etc. I walked up to her,
|
||
introduced myself, she looked at me, said, "That's nice" (or words to
|
||
that effect), and promptly ignored me.
|
||
|
||
Aah. I haven't been rejected like that since an evil night at
|
||
"Hoppers" at 5-Points. And for no reason, from what I can tell. After
|
||
that, there really wasn't a lot for me to do than to slink away into the
|
||
grass and gut myself. I checked into the interpersonal relationships,
|
||
and I can see my premise as that which actually occured.
|
||
|
||
These things happen, I guess...
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
ProFile
|
||
by Scott Hollifield
|
||
|
||
This will be the last ProFile with the original questions that
|
||
Chris made up. Beginning next month, I will try a little
|
||
experimentation to spice the old thing up a bit. If you've already
|
||
turned a ProFile in, I'll be contacting you to get new answers. I'm
|
||
sure it'll be well worth it in the end.
|
||
|
||
If you would like a ProFile of your own (or know someone for whom
|
||
it would make a lovely gift), leave me a message on Crunchy Frog or any
|
||
other prominent local BBS. I've left off using a handle, so all you
|
||
need to know is my name. Please be aware that I've been swamped with
|
||
names in the illustrious Hat since Chris' abdication, and so there might
|
||
be a bit of a backlog. Don't worry about it much, though; just sit
|
||
back, relax, have someone bring you a piping mug of hot chocolate,
|
||
inhale that wonderful November air, and read this month's ProFile, which
|
||
throws the local spotlight on a hip guitar-playing kid we like to call
|
||
Judy Ranelli.
|
||
|
||
---------
|
||
|
||
ProFile on JUDY RANELLI
|
||
|
||
---------
|
||
|
||
|
||
Age: 25
|
||
|
||
Birthplace: Birmingham
|
||
|
||
Occupation: Musician and student
|
||
|
||
My hobbies include: watching ST:TNG; collecting Phillip K. Dick
|
||
novels, playing softball, looking up funny names
|
||
in the phone book, and fishing.
|
||
|
||
Years telecomputing: half a year, actually
|
||
|
||
Sysop, past/present/future of: I don't understand the question.
|
||
|
||
My oddest habit is: Well, there are several: mentally "dotting the
|
||
I's" on traffic signs, cutting out the ads for weird food items and
|
||
pasting them on the wall amidst posters, making up little songs
|
||
with my friends (that have titles like "Love Bucket; Bucket of
|
||
Love"), painting my toenails red, white, and blue for the 4th of
|
||
July, collecting stories about rats (may put a few of them on
|
||
computer so you-all can read them), and eating chocolate and potato
|
||
chips together.
|
||
|
||
My greatest unfulfilled ambition is: To be a truly great guitarist.
|
||
|
||
The single accomplishment of which I am most proud is:
|
||
Well, lessee, it could be getting a college degree, but I think I
|
||
would say playing a concert at the Alabama theater, a place I love.
|
||
|
||
My favorite performers are: Pete Townshend, Henry Rollins, Mike Watt,
|
||
and John Lennon
|
||
|
||
The last good movie I saw was: Well, the last good OLD movie I saw
|
||
was Citizen Kane. The last good NEW movie I saw, well, I guess it
|
||
was Henry and June.
|
||
|
||
The last good book I read was: "The Sailor Who Fell From Grace With
|
||
The Sea" by Mishima.
|
||
|
||
If they were making a movie of my life, I'd like to see my part played
|
||
by:
|
||
Phillis Diller. Other actors in the movie must include Soupy Sales,
|
||
Nipsy Russell, and Kenneth Branaugh.
|
||
|
||
My pet peeves are: condescension, ear infections, and people who don't
|
||
understand why adults would watch Star Trek: The Next Generation.
|
||
|
||
|
||
When nobody's looking, I like to: put "kick me" signs on their backs.
|
||
I admit to a cruel sense of humor.
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
SIG's (Special Interest Groups), Computer Related
|
||
-------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
BEPCUG CCS
|
||
Birmingham East PC Users Group Commodore Club South
|
||
Jefferson Sate Jr. College Springville Road Library
|
||
Ruby Carson Hall, Rm 114 2nd & 4th Tuesday (C64/C128)
|
||
3rd Friday, 7-9 PM 3rd Monday (Amiga)
|
||
Paula Ballard 251-6058 (after 5PM) 7:30-10 PM
|
||
|
||
BCCC BIPUG
|
||
Birmingham Commodore Computer Club Birmingham IBM-PC Users Group
|
||
POB 59564 UAB Nutrition Science Blg
|
||
Birmingham, Al 35259 RM 535/541
|
||
UAB School of Education, Rm 153 1st Sunday (delayed one week
|
||
2nd and 4th Sundays, 2 PM if meeting is a holiday)
|
||
Rusty Hargett 854-5172 Marty Schulman 967-5883
|
||
|
||
BACE FAOUG
|
||
Birmingham Atari Computer First Alabama Osborne Users
|
||
Enthusiast Group
|
||
Vestavia Library, downstairs Homewood Library
|
||
2nd Monday, 7 PM 1st Saturday, 1PM
|
||
Benny Brown 822-5059 Ed Purquez 669-5200
|
||
|
||
CADUB
|
||
CAD Users of Birmingham
|
||
Homewood Library
|
||
3rd Tuesday, 6:30PM-8:30PM
|
||
Bobby Benson 791-0426
|
||
|
||
SIG's, Non-Computer Related
|
||
---------------------------
|
||
|
||
BBC Birmingham Astronomy Club
|
||
Blue Box Companions Subject: Astronomy
|
||
Subject: Dr. Who Red Mountain Museum Annex
|
||
Hoover Library 4th Tuesday, 7:30PM
|
||
1st Saturday, 2PM-5PM
|
||
|
||
If you belong to or know of a user group that is not listed,
|
||
please let us know by sending E-Mail to Barry Bowden on
|
||
The Matrix BBS.
|
||
|
||
-----------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
|
||
Known BBS Numbers For The Birmingham Area
|
||
|
||
NAME NUMBER BAUD RATES MODEM BBS SOFTWARE
|
||
SUPPORTED TYPE
|
||
|
||
* Alter-Ego BBS 744-7733 300-9600 USR HST ProLogon/ProDoor
|
||
* American BBS 674-1851 300-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
* Amiga Alliance ][ 631-0262 300-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
^ Arkham Asylum 853-7422 300-2400 WWIV 4.12
|
||
Baudville Node 1 640-4593 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
||
Baudville Node 2 640-4639 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
||
&)* Bloom County 856-0587 300-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
-* Bus System 595-1627 300-2400 PCBoard 14.2
|
||
*% Byte Me! 979-BYTE! 2400-9600 USR HST WWIV 4.12
|
||
CM(ee) BBS Node 1 655-4059 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
||
CM(ee) BBS Node 2 655-4065 300-1200 Oracomm Plus
|
||
Camelot BBS 856-0679 300-2400 Telegard 2.5
|
||
-*# Channel 8250 Node 1 744-8546 300-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
-*# Channel 8250 Node 2 744-5166 300-9600 USR HST PCBoard 14.5
|
||
{ Connection Node 1 854-9074 1200-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
{ Connection Node 2 854-2308 1200-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
{ Connection Node 3 854-0698 1200-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
{ Connection Node 4 854-5863 9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
* Crunchy Frog Node 1 956-1755 300-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
* Crunchy Frog Node 2 956-0073 300-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
DataLynx 322-3425 300-2400 Oracomm5.L.30
|
||
Disktop Publishing BBS 854-1660 300-2400 MNP4 Wildcat! 2.55s
|
||
Downgrade Evolution 823-4858 1200-2400 Vortek 1.49
|
||
Flip Side 798-3961 300-2400 Telegard 2.5i
|
||
Graphics Zone Node 1 870-5306 300-9600 MNP4 TBBS 2.1(16)
|
||
Graphics Zone Node 2 870-5329 300-9600 MNP4 TBBS 2.1(16)
|
||
Hacker's Corner 674-5449 1200-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
Hardeman's BBS 640-6436 1200-2400 Wildcat! 2.55s
|
||
I.S.A. BBS 995-6590 300-9600 HST Remote Access
|
||
-* Joker's Castle 664-5589 300-2400 MNP4 PC Board 14.5
|
||
*& Little Kingdom Node 1 969-0007 300-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
*& Little Kingdom Node 2 969-0008 300-2400 MNP4 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
Liverpool Connection 856-0267 300-1200 WWIV 4.12
|
||
* Magnolia BBS 854-6407 300-9600 USR HST PCBoard 14.2
|
||
@ Missing Link 853-1257 300-2400 C-Net
|
||
^ Myth Drannor 699-5811 1200-2400 MNP4 WWIV 4.11
|
||
Night Watch 841-2790 300-2400
|
||
Optical Illusion 853-8062 300-1200 C-Net
|
||
Outside It's America 951-2473 1200-2400 MNP4 Vortek 1.48
|
||
Owlabama BBS 833-7176 300-2400 GTPower 15.00
|
||
Owl's Nest 680-0851 300-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
Paradise City 853-1439 1200-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
Pooh's Korner 980-8710 300-2400
|
||
Road Kill 987-0794 300-2400
|
||
Safe Harbor 665-4355 300-9600 USR DS GTPower 15.00
|
||
Sperry BBS 853-6144 300-9600 Hayes PCBoard 14.5
|
||
* ST BBS 836-9311 300-2400 PCBoard 14.2
|
||
+ The Bone Yard 631-6023 300-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
The Commodore Zone 856-3783 300-2400 Image1.2
|
||
^ The Dragon's Hoard 833-3790 300-2400 WWIV 4.12
|
||
^ The Edge of Oblivion 520-0230 300-2400 WWIV 4.11
|
||
The Madhouse! 428-3061 300-9600 USR V.32 Telegard 2.5i
|
||
-*$(The Matrix Nodes 1-4 323-2016 300-2400 PCBoard 14.5
|
||
-*$(The Matrix Node 5 251-2344 2400-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
-*$(The Matrix Node 6 323-0799 2400-9600 USR DS PCBoard 14.5
|
||
The Monster 967-4839 300-2400 Telegard 2.5i
|
||
+ The Outer Limits 985-1725 1200-9600 USR HST Ultra BBS ?.??
|
||
The Quiet Zone 833-2066 300-2400 ExpressNET
|
||
+ The Round Table 938-2145 300-2400 Telegard 2.5i
|
||
The Safety BBS 581-2866 300-2400 RBBS-PC
|
||
Willie's DYM Node 1 979-1629 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
||
Willie's DYM Node 2 979-7739 300-2400 Oracomm Plus
|
||
Willie's DYM Node 3 979-7743 300-1200 Oracomm Plus
|
||
Willie's DYM Node 4 979-8156 300-1200 Oracomm Plus
|
||
Ziggy Unaxess 991-5696 300-1200 Unaxess
|
||
|
||
The many symbols you see prior to the names of many of the bbs' in the
|
||
list signify that they are members of one or more networks that exchange
|
||
or echo mail to each other in some organized fashion.
|
||
|
||
* = EzNet, a local IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
@ = Image network, a national Commodore network
|
||
|
||
+ = FidoNet, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
- = Metrolink, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
^ = WWIV-Net, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
& = Intellec, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
# = Uni'Net, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
% = ThrobNet, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
$ = ILink, an international IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
( = TheoNet, a national IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
{ = ADAnet, an international network dedicated to the handicapped
|
||
|
||
) = USNetMail, a national IBM compatible network
|
||
|
||
If you have any corrections, additions, deletions, etc., please let us
|
||
know via EzNet.
|