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B R I T C O M E D Y D I G E S T
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V. 1 Rest In Peace, Peter JAN. 1995
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no.8 November 17, 1937 - January 9, 1995
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A monthly electronic newsletter on British comedies.
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What's Inside
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* Peter Cook and Dudley Moore: Grand Old Men Of Comedy (Part 3)
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* Absolutely Indulgent! Why I love AbFab
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* A Look Back At The Young Ones
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* Op/Ed: The Myth of Cultural Quality
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* Listy and Rimsey: The Odd Couple
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* The Creation of a Python Sketch
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* Sprechen Sie Python?
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Transcriptions:
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* Peter Cook and Dudley Moore: One Leg Too Few
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Regular Departments:
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Editor's Page
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Mailbox
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Britcomedy News
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Newsquirks
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Editorial/Opinion Page
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net.comedy
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Quote-'O-the-Month
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FAQs and Comprehensive Lists
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Circulation/Back Issues
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Staff
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Managing Editor..................Melinda 'Bob' Casino
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Contributing Editor..............Michelle Street
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Assistant Editor.................James Kew
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Contributing writers: James Kew, Lizbeth Marc, Alison Siegel, Michelle
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Street, Chris Welty, Jennifer L. Wyatt.
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HTML logo by Nathan Gasser; HTML conversion by James Kew.
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Britcomedy Digest (ISSN 1077-6680) <Schopenhauer Publishing Co.>
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Copyright (c) 1994 by Melinda Casino. Reproduction for personal and
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non-profit use is permitted only if this copyright notice is retained. Any
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other reproduction is prohibited without permission.
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E D I T O R 'S P A G E
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Peter Cook, the comedian and writer, died of a gastro-intestinal hemorrhage
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in London's Royal Free Hospital on the morning of January 9th. His death at
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57 was unexpected, and drew many tributes in the press from friends and
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colleagues.
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I first heard Peter Cook's work when a friend at University brought back a
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muffled, distorted, many-times-copied tape of "Derek & Clive (Live)". I was
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stunned listening to it for the first time by the crude, savage humour,
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riddled with expletives and crashing through taboos, and then by the
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imagination and wit behind the rambling, improvised pieces.
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I wanted to know more about this man, who through a single well-placed
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ad-lib could reduce both Dudley Moore and myself to fits of laughter. I
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discovered "Beyond The Fringe". I discovered "Not Only...But Also...". I
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discovered E. L. Wisty, Sir Arthur Streeb-Greebling, Dud and Pete. I learnt
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of Cook's involvement in the Establishment Club and Private Eye.
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Cook's comedy was strongly observational, often sharply satirical, and
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always entertaining. He had a gift of turning even the most ordinary
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subject inside out, of finding humour in every situation. As he
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demonstrated on his all-too-infrequent chat-show appearances, his wit was
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spontaneous and uninhibited.
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The news of Cook's death is a terrible blow, both to British comedy, which
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he did so much to inspire, and to all the people to whom he brought so much
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joy. He was a great hero to me; I and many others shall miss him dearly.
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--James Kew, Assistant Editor
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MAILBOX
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I recently heard Terry Jones in an interview on our local public radio
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station (KQED). [He was on] for about half an hour and was hilarious. He
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said that tapes of "Complete and Utter History" (see vol.1, no. 7) had been
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found in the BBC vaults this year. Apparently they were filed, not under
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"comedy" but under "history"! Terry said that plans are in the works to
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make them available in some form.
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Laurel Sutton -- Berkeley, CA
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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There's a lot in these pages about British TV shows, but apart from the
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"Goons" and the original "Hitchiker's", I haven't seen much about British
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radio comedy. Obviously some of it is too regional (e.g., "Week Ending" -
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all about the preceding week's news) but shows like "I'm Sorry I Haven't a
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Clue", "Radio Active" and "Just A Minute" were gems. [Why is there] this
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lack of discussion?
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R. Winn -- Vienna, Austria
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P.S. - Did you know that the German title of "Search for the Holy
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Grail" is "Die Ritter des Kokos" - The Knights of the Coconut...it's just
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not the same.
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: Thanks for bringing this point up. I have been trying to
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get writers from the UK to cover shows that aren't in America, to no
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success. If you can write on British radio shows, _please_ email me at
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casino@pobox.upenn.edu.
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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I have just found Britcomedy Digest on the 'net and it is fantastic--
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congratulations. I am writing in the hopes that someone has scripts from
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the best comedy show ever recorded in the history of television, the news
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spoof programme "The Day Today." While a lot of comedies claim to be
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dangerous and risqu<71>, here was a real comedy programme where the presenter
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(Chris Morris) actually got his wrists slapped by the Broadcasting
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Standards Council for "inducing an elderly man into using offensive
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language." Could you try and get some of the scripts for your 'zine?
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"The Day To-day--because the last scintilla of doubt just rode out of town!"
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Barry Cronin -- Navan, Republic of Ireland
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: "The Day Today" hasn't been aired in the U.S. yet, as far
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as I know. Please contact me if you have transcriptions or would like to
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write an article about this program.
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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My name is Mikael. I got your address from my brother who has written to you
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a couple of times. I was just wondering...why is Rodesia called Rodesia?
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Mikael Stromberg -- Uddevalla, Sweden
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EDITOR'S RESPONSE: Contrary to the widespread belief that the causative
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organism, the bacterium _Neisseria gonorrheoeae_, cannot live apart from
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moist, warm, mucous membranes, live bacteria have been recovered from
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contaminated bathroom fixtures fifteen minutes to four hours later...hence,
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the name "Rhodesia".
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~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~ ~
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MAILBOX: Send letters to casino@pobox.upennn.edu.
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BRITCOMEDY NEWS...
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PETER COOK DIES AT 57 -- FANS WORLD-WIDE MOURN
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Peter Cook died on January 9, 1995, of a gastro-intestinal hemorrhage, in
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the Royal Free Hospital in London. He is survived by two daughters by his
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first marriage to Wendy Snowden.
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Cook was a heavy drinker and smoker. He reportedly downed triple vodkas and
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orange juice for breakfast.
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The funeral is for family only, but it will be followed by a more public
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memorial service in London for friends and associates. Dudley Moore, 59,
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his former partner, flew in from California for the memorial service. "His
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talent was extraordinary. He was on the fringe and understated because of
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that. I knew his death was just a matter of time, but it's so sad. Life
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will never be the same." He went on to say that he had lost a close and
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dear friend.
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Cook married three times and leaves a widow, Lin Chong, whom he married in
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1987.
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Private Eye (#863, Jan. 13 1995) marked its proprietor's death with a cover
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picture of Cook, holding a drink and cigarette in his right hand, under the
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caption "So. Farewell then...". The issue includes tributes written by Eye
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editors Richard Ingrams and Ian Hislop.
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ROSEANNE TAKES CONTROL OF ABFAB--BUT WON'T STAR
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It has been confirmed that after a hot and heavy bidding war, Roseanne has
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purchased the American rights to Absolutely Fabulous. She is not planning
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to star in the series (phew--there's a relief!) but will search for two
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other actresses to take the roles of Patsy and Edina. A pilot will be shot
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starting in April and Jennifer Saunders has agreed to act as creative
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consultant.
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With her reputation for crude, shocking behavior, Roseanne may actually be
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the perfect person to take on this project and ensure that it stays true to
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the spirit of the original. Still, it'll be very interesting to see how far
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television executives will let her go and if America is ready for the
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adventures of two fortyish drug-abusing, heavy drinking, politically
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incorrect basket cases.
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SEVERAL BRITCOMS RECEIVE CABLE ACE AWARDS
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The CableACE award, the industry's highest award, was given this year to
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"Mr. Bean," "Whose Line is It Anyway?," Tracey Ullman, and Robbie
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Coltrane.
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Whose Award is It, Anyway?
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Comedy Central has been giving the American public what they want with
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Britain's "Whose Line is It Anyway?"; now the cable industry recognizes
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this outstanding comedy quiz show with the award from "Special Series,
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Movie, Or Miniseries" category. The host is Clive Anderson and guests who
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have appeared on the show include Tony Slattery, Josie Lawrence, Ryan
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Stiles, and Greg Proops. One question: whose mantlepiece is the award going
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to sit on, anyway?
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Comic Strip Boy Makes Good
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Scottish actor and comedian Robbie Coltrane won a CableACE award for best
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actor in a movie or miniseries for "Cracker: To Say I Love You" (A&E). The
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series itself won in the category "Best Movie or Miniseries."
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Coltrane plays detective Eddie "Fitz" Fitzgerald in the popular mystery
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series. The role was created for him by writer Jimmy McGovern.
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Coltrane has already received Best Actor awards from the British Academy of
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Film and Television Arts, the British Broadcast Press Guild, and the Monte
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Carlo Film Festival. Coltrane, who was born in Glasgow in 1950, has
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appeared in several Comic Strip films, Eric Idle's movie "Nuns on the Run,"
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and "The Pope Must Die(t)."
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Ullman Kills 'Em in New York
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Tracey Ullman won the CableACE award for her performance in the HBO comedy
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special "Tracey Ullman Takes on New York." Ullman is no stranger to
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American audiences, who have seen her talents displayed in Fox TV's "The
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Tracey Ullman Show."
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A VERY Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean
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"Merry Christmas, Mr. Bean" (HBO) walked away with a couple of CableACE
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awards. Written by Rowan Atkinson, Richard Curtis, and Robin Driscoll, it
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won "Best Comedy Special," and John Dirkin won "Best Director" for a comedy
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special. Let's hope the upcoming Mr. Bean movie will win awards, too.
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The CableACE award was established by the National Cable Television
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Association. It took place Sunday, January 15 at the Wiltern Theatre and
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was televised nationally on TNT.
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ON HER MAJESTY'S SECRET OBE...
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Speaking of awards, AbFab's Joanna Lumley got an extra Christmas present
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this year when she found her name among the list of honorees to be made an
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OBE (Officer of the British Empire) for "services to drama." The ex-Bond
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girl said she was going to celebrate her OBE in typical Pats fashion--with
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a bottle of champagne.
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Newsquirks
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----------Pixels in the press
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MR. BEAN PROCREATES
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Rowan Atkinson and wife Sunetra are expecting a child this February. The
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couple, who met on the set of Blackadder in 1990 and were wed a year later,
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are delighted about their second bundle of joy--the couple already have a
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two-year old son.
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FRY HAS CAMEO IN "I.Q." MOVIE
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Sighted in the new movie "I.Q": Stephen Fry, in a small role as Meg Ryan's
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fiance. The movie also stars Tim Robbins and Walter Matthau (as Albert
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Einstein).
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E D I T O R I A L / O P I N I O N P A G E
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The Myth of Cultural Quality................by Alison Siegel
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Every month or so some neophyte on alt.comedy.british posts the question
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"Why do British television series run for 6 episodes, when American shows
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have 23 or 46 per season?" And quicker than you can say "Knowing Me,
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Knowing You, Ah-ha" some Brit posts the follow-up: "Because we have
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something called 'quality' over here." The rationale being that the British
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writers turn out only so many episodes and then exercise considerable
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restraint and halt the series before a show goes downhill.
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It's simply too glib an answer, too superior, and just plain inaccurate.
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Let's examine this issue--the myth that cultural quality exists--in terms
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of the latter.
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Let's assume that all British t.v. series writers are committed to bringing
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the best quality programs to the British public. How, then, would the
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number turn out to be six episodes per season, then? Just a freak
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coincidence? Some superstition rooted no doubt in the fixation Queen
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Elizabeth has on the number '6'? No, surely there must be some real
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historical explanation for why each season is six episodes long. However,
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I'll give my opponents the benefit of the doubt and overlook the above
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point. Let's assume that in this case, seven is the unlucky number at which
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t.v. writers feel their creative juices drying up. Why would that
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automatically hold true for American writers? As anyone who's familiar
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with this cultural comparison will point out, the entertainment industry in
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the U.S. is much stronger. Usually a large team of writers are employed for
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each program, thereby ensuring consistent quality and interesting and new
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plots. But the advocates of the "British = quality" mentality claim the
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extra episodes are "filler" or "throw-aways".
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Yet there are plenty of examples of American t.v. shows that have run for 7
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years or longer and have maintained high quality: M*A*S*H, All In The
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Family, Seinfeld, L.A. Law (alright, it's not a comedy, but it has some
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damn funny moments), Barney Miller, Murphy Brown, Cheers--just to name a
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few. Not to mention long-standing talk shows like The Tonight Show and
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David Letterman; variety shows like The Carol Burnett Show.
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And by the same token, everything the British touch does NOT turn to
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gold--anyone who has seen an episode of "From May to December" can attest
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to that! And what's a hit right now over in the U.K.? "Roseanne."
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And it's not just the British who buy into the cultural quality myth;
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Americans often fall under the "Merchant Ivory" spell--which causes them to
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salivate over anything that smacks of the British. But if we idolize this
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culture, aren't we putting it on a pedestal that it never asked to be put
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on? And if the British view American pop culture as plastic, superficial,
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and without merit, does that really do our culture justice?
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The truth is, remarks made asserting that Americans turn out crap shows and
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the British make all "Masterpiece Theaters" perpetuate harmful stereotypes
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about _both_ cultures. There is no such thing as a culture that has the
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corner on quality--to say so only demeans that culture by reducing it to a
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stereotype.
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###
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Britcomedy Digest welcomes contrasting views. Mail rebuttals and editorials
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to <casino@pobox.upenn.edu> with the subject "EDITORIAL".
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Peter Cook and Dudley Moore: Grand Old Men Of Comedy
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by James Kew <j.kew@ic.ac.uk>
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This is the conclusion of a series of articles on Cook and Moore written
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prior to Cook's death. We've decided to keep the article as it was
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originally written.
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FILMS
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In 1967 Peter Cook and Dudley Moore made the film "Bedazzled", which came
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from an idea he and Moore had. Dudley plays Stanley Moon, an inadequate
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burger-bar cook infatuated with a waitress (Eleanor Bron). After an attempt
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to kill himself, be meets a George Spigott (Cook), who he later discovers
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is the Devil, and who offers Stanley seven wishes in exchange for his soul.
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Each wish Stanley uses is, in effect, a self-contained sketch, linked
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together by the narrative device of Stanley's growing friendship with
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George. One sketch borrowed an idea from "Not Only...But Also...": Stanley,
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having specified that he and his beloved should enjoy eternal love in quiet
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surroundings, finds that they are both nuns of The Order of Leaping
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Berelians--a bizarre order who dedicate themselves to the Lord by perpetual
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leaping. (This leads to be one of the all-time funniest moments in movie
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history: Dudley Moore, a nun's habit, and a trampoline. Enough said.)
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"Bedazzled" was given mixed reviews by British critics, who compared it
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unfavourably with their television work. Abroad, however, it was popular
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and given rave reviews. Cook has described it as the only film he's ever
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worked on that he's remotely satisfied with.
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Between "Goodbye Again" and 1970's third series of "Not Only...But Also"
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Cook and Moore made a string of uninspiring film appearances. Cook appeared
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in the 1968 thriller "A Dandy In Aspic", playing a straight part; Moore
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co-wrote and starred in "Thirty Is A Dangerous Age, Cynthia"; and in 1969
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they both appeared in "Monte Carlo Or Bust!" (known in America as "Those
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Daring Young Men In Their Jaunty Jalopies"). They did not return to film
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until 1978's "The Hound Of The Baskervilles", a Sherlock Holmes movie made
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"from the point of view of the dog," according to Cook. That may have been
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why it turned out to be a mess of a movie.
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Dudley Moore continued his film career. A cameo in "Foul Play" led to his
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breakthrough role in the Blake Edward film "10." He starred opposite Bo
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Derek. Moore earned a Golden Globe award for his portrayal of cocktail
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pianist George Webber and became one of Hollywood's most unlikeliest sex
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symbols.
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Further success came in 1981 with "Arthur", in which he played the happy
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drunk millionaire Arthur Bach. He falls in love with the Linda Marolla
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(Liza Minelli), and finds he must choose between riches and happiness. John
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Gielgud filled Cook's shoes as Moore's sidekick butler Hobson, and the
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interactions between Moore and Gielgud provided much of the comedy. Moore
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deservedly received a Golden Globe and an Oscar nomination; John Gielgud
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won a best-supporting-actor Oscar.
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Moore has since starred in a number of films, including "Lovesick",
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"Micki And Maude" and the uninspiring sequel, "Arthur 2: On The Rocks",
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of which few have lived up to his earlier successes.
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DEREK AND CLIVE
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A departure in style are the "Derek and Clive" recordings. The first
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album, "Derek and Clive Live" was originally recorded privately during
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the New York run of "Good Evening"; inevitably, the tapes "escaped" and
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multiplied on the bootleg circuit. In 1976, three years later, Cook and
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Moore relented and issued the material on an LP. Their reluctance was
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due to the nature of the material, much of which depended on language
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and subject material which made them quite unsuitable for public
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distribution. The albums "Come Again" (1977) and "Ad Nauseam" (1978)
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were released after the relative success of "Derek and Clive Live".
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The comedy on these three albums is rough, improvised stuff delivered by a
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clearly inebriated Cook and Moore. There is much which is still shocking
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today: Derek and Clive argue, screeching expletives at each other; Derek
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composes a filthy song about his mother; a "Bo Duddley" song is dissected
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in a manner which veers uncomfortably close to racism. There are moments of
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sheer brilliance, however: Cook's sketch "Horse Racing", a masterpiece of
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vulgar double-entendre; the rambling 25 minute piece "The Horn", which ends
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in a vicious spoof of the Moonlight Sonata; "Squatter and the Ant", a
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surreally twisted war memoir in which two crusty colonials recount the
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story of a lone fighter facing a menacing ant.
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Dudley: What's he up to at the moment?
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Peter: Squatter Madras?
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Dudley: Hmm.
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Peter: Well he tends to lie a bit low, you know.
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Dudley: Really? Why is that?
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Peter: Well, he, he...that's the way he lies. A bit low. Which is the
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best way to lie, I think, in my view. But Squatter was, er, one
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of my very best friends, which is, erm, him and, um, and him.
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He is in fact my only best friend.
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Dudley: Mmm, mm.
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Peter: But Squatter had this incredible quality, which was, erm, I
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don't know how you could define it but I would, er, say it was,
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hm, I'd say it was stupidity.
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Derek and Clive have been variously described as "Pete and Dud on speed"
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and "a punk Pete and Dud", and the rambling, freewheeling style is
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certainly reminiscent of Cook and Moore's earlier characters. Maybe the
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description on the sleeve of "Derek and Clive Live" fits them best:
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"just a couple of c***s".
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A film--"Derek and Clive Get The Horn"--was made of one of the "Ad Nauseam"
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recording sessions, and was recently re-released on video.
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THE LATE YEARS
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Peter Cook's career lately has been somewhat patchy. He continues his
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involvement in Private Eye, makes infrequent appearances on chat shows,
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where his ready wit and whimsical outlook is still very apparent, and
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takes the occasional cameo role in comedy films--notably appearing as the
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murderous Ralph Jolly in the Comic Strip feature, "Mr. Jolly Lives Next
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Door". His recent work has included a series of shorts for BBC2 based
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around the Twelve Days Of Christmas, voicing the animated version of the
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||
Viz cartoon "Roger Mellie--The Man On The Telly", and a sparkling special
|
||
edition of "Clive Anderson Talks Back" in which he improvised the roles of
|
||
all four of the show's guests.
|
||
|
||
Accused of some by laziness, he claims to have fulfilled all his ambitions
|
||
by the age of 30. "Ambition can lead people to take some fairly desperate
|
||
measures at times, and I am not that desperate."
|
||
|
||
Dudley Moore now lives in Los Angeles with his current wife, Nicole
|
||
Rothschild, who he married in April 1994. He continues to work as an
|
||
actor, his most notable films recently being "Crazy People" (1990), a
|
||
satire on the advertising industry, and "Blame It On The Bell-Boy"
|
||
(1992)--a "mistaken-identity" farce.
|
||
|
||
Music is still his greatest love, and he is an excellent pianist, giving
|
||
charity performances and presenting two major TV series, "Orchestra!" and
|
||
"Concerto!"
|
||
|
||
SOURCES:
|
||
|
||
Net
|
||
---
|
||
http://www.cm.cf.ac.uk/Movies/
|
||
|
||
ftp://cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/beyond.the.fringe/
|
||
http://cathouse.org:8000/BritishComedy/BeyondTheFringe/
|
||
|
||
ftp://cathouse.org/pub/cathouse/humor/british.humour/
|
||
peter.cook.and.dudley.moore/
|
||
http://cathouse.org:8000/BritishComedy/PeterCook_DudleyMoore/
|
||
|
||
Books
|
||
-----
|
||
_Beyond the Fringe...and Beyond: A Critical Biography of Alan
|
||
Bennett, Peter Cook, Jonathan Miller, and Dudley Moore_ by Ronald Bergan
|
||
(W.H. Allen 1989, 1-852-27175-2)
|
||
_From Fringe To Flying Circus_ by Roger Wilmut
|
||
(Methuen, 0-413-50770-X)
|
||
_The Complete Beyond The Fringe_ by Bennett, Cook, Miller and Moore
|
||
(Methuen, 0-413-14670-7)
|
||
_Dud and Pete--The Dagenham Dialogues_ by Cook and Moore
|
||
(Methuen, 0-7493-1036-7)
|
||
|
||
Video
|
||
-----
|
||
"The Best Of...What's Left Of...Not Only...But Also..." (BBC Video)
|
||
"Derek and Clive Get The Horn" (Polygram)
|
||
|
||
Audio
|
||
-----
|
||
"Beyond The Fringe" (2xCD, EMI)
|
||
"An Evening With Peter Cook And Dudley Moore/E. L. Wisty" (Polygram
|
||
cassette, 'funny business' series)
|
||
"The World Of Pete And Dud" (cassette, Laughing Stock)
|
||
"Peter Cook and Dudley Moore--The Clean Tapes" (cassette, Castle Classics)
|
||
"Derek and Clive--Live!" (Island)
|
||
"Come Again", "Ad Nauseam" (Virgin)
|
||
|
||
###
|
||
The Creation of a Python Sketch
|
||
-------------------------------
|
||
The following is from Christopher Welty <weltyc@cs.vassar.edu>, a computer
|
||
science faculty member at Vassar College. Around 1987, when Welty was a
|
||
member of the New York Arthurian Club (a group interested in King Arthur),
|
||
he arranged for Graham Chapman to speak to the group.
|
||
|
||
"Graham Chapman had been invited to give a talk to our group and since I was
|
||
his 'host,' I got to pick him up at the airport and go to dinner after his
|
||
show, and generally take him around. This is how the funny walks sketch
|
||
came to be:
|
||
|
||
Graham said that Monty Python worked pretty much in two separate groups,
|
||
Cleese and he, and Palin and Jones. Eric Idle sort of floated around and
|
||
wrote songs, and clearly Graham didn't think much of Terry Gilliam and
|
||
didn't talk about him much. The only thing I remember him saying was that
|
||
Brazil was the most confusing movie he'd ever seen.
|
||
|
||
Anyway, one day he was at Cleese's house, which at the time was located
|
||
about two-thirds the way up a fairly steep hill. The house had a small
|
||
front lawn and a large hedge that bordered it. On the other side of the
|
||
hedge was the sidewalk which went up to the top of the hill. The room where
|
||
they worked looked out the front of the house, and as people walked by, you
|
||
could typically only see the tops of their heads or their hats, and
|
||
sometimes taller people would walk by and you could see their whole head.
|
||
|
||
That day the two of them had decided they would write something about
|
||
English Ministries. They were both of the feeling that the mostly ancestral
|
||
positions in British government were a real crock. They had focused in
|
||
particular on a fellow who was about as stupid as they felt a human could
|
||
be, and was so utterly useless yet was required by birthright to be a
|
||
minister. Apparently, most other government officials were aware of his
|
||
ineptitude, and so they created a ministry especially for him. At the time,
|
||
there was a drought, so they made him Minister of Droughts. About four
|
||
months later the rains came so they changed his title to Minister of
|
||
Floods. John and Graham felt they simply had to write a sketch about this
|
||
fellow.
|
||
|
||
They were thinking about it for a while when they noticed a tall man walking
|
||
by outside. Because of the hedge, they could only see his head. Cleese was
|
||
making a very confused face as he watched the guy and finally they both
|
||
realized that, somehow, this guy was walking up the hill keeping his body
|
||
perpendicular to the sidewalk (while most people tend to lean forward when
|
||
walking up a hill, to keep themselves opposed to the pull of gravity).
|
||
They watched mesmerized for a few moments, and then Cleese blurted out,
|
||
"How is he *doing* that?" So they rushed outside to see but by the time
|
||
they got out to the sidewalk he had crested the hill.
|
||
|
||
They spent the next few hours hypothesizing increasingly ludicrous ways in
|
||
which someone might accomplish walking up a hill in that manner, and by the
|
||
time they got inside the connection to useless British Ministries was made.
|
||
For the sketch, Cleese added the goose-step to his impression of the way
|
||
the guy must have been walking up that hill."
|
||
|
||
###
|
||
|
||
Absolutely Indulgent! Why I Love AbFab..........by Jennifer L. Wyatt
|
||
|
||
I have found my little slice of sleazy, shameless heaven on Comedy Central
|
||
this year. While they ran the promotional advertisements for the new show
|
||
"Absolutely Fabulous," there was little clue as to what I was really in
|
||
for. I was only slightly curious, but during the AbFab marathon, I found
|
||
myself coming back to the television, my other tasks forgotten. My first
|
||
thoughts were, "what the hell are these women doing?"; "don't they work?";
|
||
"how do they get all the money for champagne and caviar?"; and "_what_ did
|
||
she say to her daughter?!?". I was still so naive to the true beauty of the
|
||
program--still entrenched in my confining, polite, structured sphere of
|
||
existence.
|
||
|
||
The appeal of AbFab is the total freedom it represents. What a relief it
|
||
would be to be able to behave like Patsy and Edina...endless drinking,
|
||
smoking, snorting, shopping, lunching, and scathing remarks. It's
|
||
cathartic-- after a day in the conservative, corporate world, to come home,
|
||
relax on the couch and to be able to forget the rules that govern our
|
||
behavior (if only for 30 minutes). "Id Blonde" and "Id Brunette" act as we
|
||
truly want to act, not as we're expected. Its most refreshing quality is
|
||
the absence of a moral to the show. We don't have to hear a sappy
|
||
justification or apology from Patsy and Edina for getting high in the
|
||
bathroom then blowing birthday candles off the cake with a fire
|
||
extinguisher. In the U.S., it would be explained that even though it was
|
||
very funny, it was a Bad Thing to do and of course, would never happen
|
||
again. I'm so happy they keep doing things like throwing tantrums on the
|
||
floor, selling Saffron to white slavers in Morocco, sucking down bottles of
|
||
wine and sucking up packages of white powder.
|
||
|
||
Sometimes it's sad when the show is over. I know I will return to being
|
||
responsible and facing life with my chin up.
|
||
|
||
I look forward to the next season of episodes--my wristwatch is programmed
|
||
to remind me when to tune in.
|
||
|
||
"I'm your _best_ friend." -- Patsy Stone
|
||
|
||
---------------------------------
|
||
Listy and Rimsey: The Odd Couple
|
||
by Lizbeth Marcs
|
||
---------------------------------
|
||
Neil Simon couldn't have asked for better actors to play Oscar Madison and
|
||
Felix Unger than Walter Matthau and Jack Lemmon in the movie version of
|
||
"The Odd Couple." But I say if he were casting the famously mismatched duo
|
||
today, Craig Charles and Chris Barrie could give the two originals a run
|
||
for their money. Why? Check out this exchange from season two's "Better
|
||
Than Life:"
|
||
|
||
Rimmer: "It's not easy, Lister, cooking, when you're dead, you don't
|
||
exist and made entirely of light."
|
||
Lister: "That's your excuse for everything, isn't it? Bein' dead!"
|
||
|
||
And there's more where that came from. Throughout the series, Lister and
|
||
Rimmer engage in verbal warfare, and sometimes threaten to do violence to
|
||
each other. They're the perfect science fiction version of Oscar Madison
|
||
and Felix Unger, stranded together 3 million years in the future. Matthau
|
||
and Lemmon with British accents.
|
||
|
||
Yet, five seasons into the series, they're still sharing the same quarters,
|
||
despite Rimmer moving in with himself in season one's "Me^2" and the move
|
||
to the Officers Quarters between seasons two and three. They went through
|
||
the trouble of _actually_ packing their things and moving out of that dingy
|
||
room where they originally resided to better quarters and yet remained
|
||
bunkmates! The way they beat on each other, you'd think one of them would
|
||
move out, even if it's only to the room next door.
|
||
|
||
While Cat hangs out most of the time in the quarters Lister and Rimmer
|
||
share, you don't see him sleeping there on a regular basis. Kryten, when
|
||
he's off-line, does it elsewhere. In fact, when Rimmer locks Kryten, Cat
|
||
and Lister up together in season five's "Quarantine," the three go at it
|
||
hammer-and-tongs until the violence escalates to the physical plane,
|
||
something that rarely happens when it's just Rimmer and Lister. Granted,
|
||
the quarters in "Quarantine" are smaller and the three individuals in
|
||
question are locked in with only a video on knitting, sprout-based meals
|
||
and a chess-set with half the pieces missing, but I can't escape the
|
||
feeling that if Lister was locked in there with Rimmer, the two of them
|
||
would've somehow managed to make it work by simply driving each other
|
||
crazy.
|
||
|
||
So we still come to the question of why do Lister and Rimmer continue to
|
||
share the same room, despite their professed dislike for each other? I know
|
||
what you're thinking, "Because it's _funny_!" But it's not that simple.
|
||
Think about it: would any of the comedy really be lost if Rimmer moved out
|
||
just like Felix Unger did at the end of "The Odd Couple?" No. So what is it
|
||
then? Could it be that these two _are_ actually friends? Or is it that they
|
||
need each other to stay sane? The answer is, it's a little of both.
|
||
|
||
In "Psirens" (season 6), an amnesiatic Lister asks Kryten if Rimmer is his
|
||
best mate. The punchline is that Lister _must_ be seriously ill to think
|
||
this thought. Yet, I can't escape the suspicion that there's some truth to
|
||
this bamboozled observation, mostly because in certain matters, Rimmer is
|
||
the only person he _can_ talk to. Rimmer may be a hologram, but he did used
|
||
to be human (well, sort of) and is someone with whom he shares a
|
||
pre-accident past.
|
||
|
||
The show is peppered with references to "the time before the accident," in
|
||
seasons one and two (understandably) and in "Marooned" (3). In some of
|
||
those references, it's stated outright that Lister and Rimmer occasionally
|
||
hung out together. In the pilot episode, "The End," Rimmer is the only
|
||
person on the Red Dwarf who knows of Lister's 5-year plan. Granted, Rimmer
|
||
makes fun of Lister's plans for a horse farm on Fiji, but he does listen to
|
||
the hare-brained idea. In "Stasis Leak" (2), after Rimmer tries to throw
|
||
Lister into the brig for drugging him with "freaky fungus," the two of them
|
||
hold a reasonably friendly conversation while walking back to their room.
|
||
During this exchange, Lister admits that he didn't know he was feeding his
|
||
bunkmate hallucinogenics and that he really _was_ trying to do something
|
||
nice. Then in "Kryten" (2) we learn that the wonder duo went on a double
|
||
date with two women from supplies, though Lister tried to make Rimmer look
|
||
foolish during the excursion. And in "Marooned" Lister makes reference to
|
||
the fact that they went to a bar together.
|
||
|
||
It would seem that even before the accident Lister and Rimmer were trying to
|
||
make the best of a bad situation and attempting to make their compulsory
|
||
living arrangement work. But why even bother?
|
||
|
||
The answer is because Rimmer couldn't stand being with himself any more than
|
||
Lister could stand being by himself. In "Me^2," both of them actually go
|
||
out of their way to cross each other's paths during the whole episode until
|
||
Rimmer is finally driven back to his old bed by his double. When Lister
|
||
"chooses" which Rimmer will stay, is there _ever_ any doubt that the
|
||
original will win? Even more revealing is that all discussion of switching
|
||
Rimmer off in favor of another hologram goes out the window after "Me^2,"
|
||
though Lister did find all of the personality discs in season one's
|
||
"Confidence and Paranoia." Granted, Rimmer had hidden Kochanski's disc, but
|
||
it only would've been a matter of time before Lister found the right one,
|
||
had he bothered to keep looking. The only time Lister brings up shutting
|
||
off Rimmer in favor of another hologram _after_ season one is in
|
||
"Quarantine," and even then he tries to placate his understandably hurt
|
||
bunkmate by promising to work out "some sort of timeshare" so Rimmer can
|
||
exist on a part-time basis.
|
||
|
||
As Holly notes, to stay sane Lister needs Rimmer's aggravating presence. By
|
||
the time "Kryten" rolls around, Lister is able to admit, "Driving Rimmer
|
||
nuts is the only thing that keeps me sane." In season four's "Dimension
|
||
Jump," Lister goes so far as to defend Rimmer after "Ace," the hologram's
|
||
heroic alter-ego, calls him a "maggot."
|
||
|
||
By the same token, Rimmer is acutely aware that he needs Lister if he's
|
||
going to survive. Setting aside his numerous cowardly acts over the course
|
||
of the series, Rimmer _does_ try to save Lister on several occasions. In
|
||
"The End," he attacks Cat when he thinks the felinus sapiens poses a danger
|
||
to his bunkmate. In "Confidence and Paranoia," Rimmer is afraid Lister
|
||
might die just after the man contracts mutated pneumonia and passes out. In
|
||
season three's "Polymorph," Rimmer proposes they run away from a homicidal
|
||
GELF, but the thought of leaving an incapacitated Lister behind doesn't
|
||
even seem to cross his mind. Rimmer also admits several times that he
|
||
doesn't want to be alone ("Future Echoes" [1], "Timeslides" [3] and
|
||
"Rimmerworld" [6] for example), if only because he knows he would go
|
||
crazy.
|
||
|
||
But the keynote of Lister and Rimmer's relationship are long, rambling
|
||
conversations that punctuate the first four seasons. The result? Lister
|
||
knows his bunkmate so well that he's able to convince a skeptical Rimmer in
|
||
"The Inquisitor" (5) that his story about being from a parallel universe is
|
||
true by spilling everything he knows about the hologram. When Cat and
|
||
Rimmer decide to throw in with Lister and Kryten in that same episode,
|
||
Lister is disturbed that Rimmer doesn't know him, but seems less concerned
|
||
by Cat's "forgetfulness." Interesting, considering that Lister and Cat are
|
||
actually friends in the more conventional sense.
|
||
|
||
One of the most subtle examples of Lister and Rimmer's relationship can be
|
||
found in season five's "Holoship." While there are no trademark long-winded
|
||
exchanges, the mark of two people who know each other perhaps a little
|
||
_too_ well for their own good is there. When it looks like Rimmer is going
|
||
to again fail in his dream to become an officer and berates himself for
|
||
being a life-long failure, Lister tries to comfort him ("There's nothing
|
||
wrong with what you did."). When Rimmer actually wins a place on the
|
||
Enlightenment, he's at a loss. He's stunned he's won, but he seems equally
|
||
upset over the fact that he's leaving without much of a chance to say
|
||
good-bye. Finally, and here I give Charles' and Barrie's acting skills
|
||
credit for this, the scene where Rimmer takes his leave is a touching one.
|
||
While Cat and Kryten look disinterestedly on, Rimmer and Lister actually
|
||
look upset at the prospect of parting ways. I've always suspected that
|
||
Rimmer's reluctance to leave Red Dwarf played a part (albeit a small one)
|
||
in his decision to return home.
|
||
|
||
It was this very uncertain alliance between Lister and Rimmer that attracted
|
||
me to "Red Dwarf" to begin with. One minute, they're trying to beat each
|
||
other into submission. The next, they're debating about faith ("The Last
|
||
Day"), families ("Better Than Life"), improving their lot ("Stasis Leak"
|
||
and "Backwards"), technology ("DNA"), dying ("Marooned"), love ("Thanks for
|
||
the Memory") and friendship ("Queeg"). To make it even more intriguing,
|
||
despite the verbal jabs and cheap shots, they seem to take each other
|
||
seriously. If they didn't, would they get so frustrated with each other's
|
||
stubbornness?
|
||
|
||
By the same token, it's this give-and-take relationship that was sorely
|
||
missed in season six. Those long conversations were replaced by four-way
|
||
rat-a-tat-tat exchanges. Lister and Rimmer's shaky relationship got
|
||
smothered in the close quarters they shared with Kryten and Cat. It takes
|
||
away the intimacy, the feeling that Grant and Naylor and, no doubt, Charles
|
||
and Barrie, wanted you to feel: That sometimes you caught these two
|
||
characters with their guards down and eavesdropped in on those rare moments
|
||
when they were able to actually agree on something, or at least agree to
|
||
disagree.
|
||
|
||
I hold out hope things will improve between Lister and Rimmer, should both
|
||
characters exist in the not-yet-filmed season seven. The reason is simple.
|
||
It's the actors. To see what I mean, watch the scene in "Psirens" just
|
||
after Starbug crashes when Lister jokingly tells Cat that the reason why
|
||
Starbug survived is because it's made from the same material as "those cute
|
||
little dolls" that were invariably the only things that survived fatal
|
||
plane crashes.
|
||
|
||
Cat, who's never been subjected to Lister's complicated jokes, believes him
|
||
instantly.
|
||
|
||
But just as Lister starts his story, watch Rimmer's expression in the
|
||
background very closely. Rimmer, who's been subjected to stories about
|
||
Peterson's shoes ("Queeg") and other tall-tales for six long years, reacts
|
||
just the way _anyone_ who's been burned by Lister should react. He shakes
|
||
his head, rolls his eyes...but he doesn't interrupt the story, either.
|
||
|
||
###
|
||
|
||
Lizbeth Marcs <LizBeth258@aol.com> is a reporter. She has written a fan
|
||
fiction story with Michele Martin, "Battlestar Red." She describes it as a
|
||
Red Dwarf - Battlestar Galactica crossover piece--email her for a copy!
|
||
|
||
|
||
One Leg Too Few
|
||
===============
|
||
Thanks to Michael Palmer for the following transcription. This was
|
||
originally performed by Peter Cook and Dudley Moore in "Beyond the Fringe"
|
||
in London. A slightly different version (along with many others) can be
|
||
found at the Cathouse.org British Comedy Pages.
|
||
(http://cathouse.org:8000/BritishComedy/PeterCook_DudleyMoore/)
|
||
|
||
Peter: Miss Rigby! Stella, my love! Would you please send in the next
|
||
auditioner, please. Mr. Spigott, I believe it is. (enter Dudley,
|
||
hopping on one leg)
|
||
Peter: Mr. Spigott, I believe?
|
||
Dudley: Yes, Spigott by name, Spigott by nature. (keeps hopping)
|
||
Peter: Yes...if you'd like to remain motionless for a moment, Mr. Spigott.
|
||
Please be stood. Now, Mr. Spigott you are, I believe, auditioning
|
||
for the part of Tarzan?
|
||
Dudley: Right.
|
||
Peter: Now, Mr. Spigott, I couldn't help noticing almost at once that you
|
||
are a one-legged person.
|
||
Dudley: You noticed that?
|
||
Peter: I noticed that, Mr. Spigott. When you have been in the business
|
||
as long as I have you come to notice these things almost
|
||
instinctively. Now, Mr. Spigott, you, a one-legged man, are applying
|
||
for the role of Tarzan - a role which, traditionally, involves the
|
||
use of a two-legged actor.
|
||
Dudley: Correct.
|
||
Peter: And yet you, a unidexter, are applying for the role.
|
||
Dudley: Right.
|
||
Peter: A role for which two legs would seem to be the minimum requirement.
|
||
Dudley: Very true.
|
||
Peter: Well, Mr. Spigott, need I point out to you where your deficiency
|
||
lies as regards landing the role?
|
||
Dudley: Yes, I think you ought to.
|
||
Peter: Need I say without overmuch emphasis that it is in the leg division
|
||
that you are deficient.
|
||
Dudley: The leg division?
|
||
Peter: Yes, the leg division, Mr. Spigott. You are deficient in it to the
|
||
tune of one. Your right leg I like. I like your right leg. A lovely
|
||
leg for the role. That's what I said when I saw you come in. I said
|
||
"A lovely leg for the role." I've got nothing against your right
|
||
leg. The trouble is - neither have you. You fall down on your left.
|
||
Dudley: You mean it's inadequate?
|
||
Peter: Yes, it's inadequate, Mr. Spigott. And, to my mind, the British
|
||
public is not ready for the sight of a one-legged apeman swinging
|
||
through the jungly tendrils.
|
||
Dudley: I see.
|
||
Peter: However, don't despair. After all, you score over a man with no
|
||
legs at all. Should a legless man come in here demanding the role,
|
||
I should have no hesitation in saying "Get out. Run away."
|
||
Dudley: So there's still a chance?
|
||
Peter: There is still a very good chance. If we get no two-legged
|
||
actors in here within the next two months, there is still a very
|
||
good chance that you'll land this vital role. Failing two-legged
|
||
actors, you, a unidexter, are just the sort of person we shall be
|
||
attempting to contact telephonically.
|
||
Dudley: Well...thank you very much.
|
||
Peter: So my advice is, to hop on a bus, go home, and sit by your telephone
|
||
in the hope that we will be getting in touch with you. (shows Dudley
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out) I'm sorry I can't be more definite, but as you realise, it's
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really a two-legged man we're after. Good morning Mr. Spigott.
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A Look Back At The Young Ones...............by Michelle Street
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A young man named Vyvyan is about to have a baby. Predictably, all hell
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breaks loose as his roommates prepare for the big event in vastly different
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ways. Neil worries about gathering towels and putting the water on to boil.
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Mike uncharacteristically loses his cool and has to make a hasty retreat.
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Rik frets over the fact that the baby will be born a pauper since they have
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no food, heat, or electricity. Ever the anarchist, he points an accusatory
|
||
finger and places the blame for this situation squarley on the shoulders of
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his favourite target: "I hope you're satisfied, Thatcher!" he yells.
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Moments later, Vyv's pregnancy turns out to be nothing more than a massive
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case of gas. Unaware, Mike returns to the room and lights a celebratory
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cigar. The house explodes.
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A typical surreal event in the world of "The Young Ones"--a world in which
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not only the house but tempers, the tea kettle, the cooker and the front
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door exploded on a regular basis. In sharp contrast to gentle contemporary
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shows on the BBC, this show took the spirit of punk and kept it alive: it
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was loud, anarchic, juvenile, and, most of all, rude. It was "The Sex
|
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Pistols Meet The Three Stooges."
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Well, make that "The Four Stooges." Four highly unpleasant, totally
|
||
mismatched college housemates whose misadventures form the basis of this
|
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sitcom. Vyvyan is a medical student with spiky red hair, a mean pair of
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kicker boots, and a jean jacket with "Very Metal" studded across the back.
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Oh, and did I mention the four metal stars on his forehead? His nemesis is
|
||
Rick, an arrogant little poseur who thinks he's a real anarchist but is in
|
||
reality a cowardly twit. The only common ground these two share is their
|
||
hatred of Neil, a sad sack hippy who attempts suicide about every other
|
||
episode to the chronic indifference of his roommates. Finally there's Mike.
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In a house full of pathetic losers, he's the house "cool guy."
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|
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These character were, for the most part, created and refined during the
|
||
period when most of its stars were performing at Peter Richardson's London
|
||
club called "The Comic Strip." When the idea came to Rik Mayall and Lise
|
||
Mayer to put these characters together living in the same house, they wrote
|
||
a pilot script along with Ben Elton.
|
||
|
||
Mayall pitched the script to producer Paul Jackson. Given that the BBC was
|
||
at this time especially interested in "minority" programming and also
|
||
afraid of losing this talent to the new competition at Channel 4, they
|
||
decided to give the go-ahead and for a brief period snot-nosed anarchy
|
||
reigned on the usually prim Auntie Beeb.
|
||
|
||
What made this show work was not only the energy and originality of the
|
||
scripts, but four talented actors who were at this time relative newcomers
|
||
to television. Rik Mayall played Rick, the trendy spewer of bad,angry
|
||
poetry with plenty of prissy mannerisms and almost no redeeming qualities.
|
||
Adrian Edmondson, as Vyvyan, also played an eminently unlikeable character
|
||
but managed to infuse him with an occasional dollop of sweetness and
|
||
humanity. As Neil, Nigel Planer showed his gift for comedic timing and
|
||
ability to submerge himself into his character.
|
||
|
||
The character of Mike proved harder to cast. Ben Elton expressed an early
|
||
interest in being considered for the part, but his suggestion was rejected
|
||
by Mayall. Peter Richardson, who's on-stage partner was Planer, was
|
||
supposed to have been the fourth person in the troupe, but had last-minute
|
||
creative differences with producer Paul Jackson. The part was given at a
|
||
very late date to Christopher Ryan, who had hardly any time to develop his
|
||
role.
|
||
|
||
Also important to the cast was Alexei Sayle. Sayle took the Eastern European
|
||
immigrant character he performed at "The Comic Strip" and created the
|
||
Balowski family, as well as some other zany characters such as the
|
||
Vampire.
|
||
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|
||
BAMBI: Who holds the world record for stuffing the most marshmallows
|
||
up one nostril?
|
||
MIKE: Ah, Toxic O'Grady, USA, 364.
|
||
VYV: I told you that, Mike, you bloody cheat!
|
||
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|
||
During the course of 12 episodes these "loony lads from Great Britain" (to
|
||
quote an ex-MTV vee jay now languishing in well-deserved obscurity) farted,
|
||
screamed, threw household objects at each other, accused each other of
|
||
being a virgin, squeezed their zits and picked their noses. Yep, just about
|
||
everything guaranteed to make them role models for countless British youth,
|
||
who no doubt went around quoting lines like the following:
|
||
|
||
- Rick: "I'm so bored I might as well be listening to Genesis."
|
||
|
||
- Vyv: "You're a complete bastard and we all hate you."
|
||
|
||
- Rick: "Well, someone's got to do it, Vivian. It's very easy
|
||
to sit on your backside."
|
||
Vyv: "Not if you haven't got a bottom."
|
||
|
||
However, it is important that "The Young Ones" be remembered for more than
|
||
just its juvenile fartiness. This show was as much a technological triumph
|
||
as anything else. The imagination and anarchic surrealism shown in the
|
||
scripts could not have come to full fruition if not for the efforts of the
|
||
producer, director, and special effects people. Their technological
|
||
innovations allowed for the seamless integration of the show's "cutaway"
|
||
sequences (i.e. the two men having their holiday underneath a light bulb)
|
||
and also brought to life puppets such as SPG (Vyv's hamster with an
|
||
attitude) and the tomato in the fridge who has to "catch up" on his life.
|
||
|
||
It is also easy to overlook the fact that there was some very strong
|
||
political commentary as well. That the BBC turned over the reigns of a
|
||
network show to people in their early 20s, then let them use it to
|
||
criticize Thatcher by name seems completely nuts, but in hindsight the
|
||
gamble paid off.
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
"OH, COCK-A-DOODLE-DOO, NEAL!" -- Rick
|
||
--------------------------------------------------------------------------
|
||
There were also some highly successful spin-off books. The _Young Ones
|
||
Bachelor Boys_ sold over 600,000 copies, and Nigel Planer parlayed his Neil
|
||
character into a tome of pseudo-hippy philosophy called _Neil's Book Of The
|
||
Dead_. The boys also had a #1 hit in the UK when they teamed up with pop
|
||
legend Cliff Richard to remake his classic "Living Doll," and there were
|
||
stage tours in the UK and Australia.
|
||
|
||
The theme song (a remake of an old Cliff Richard gem) ends with the line
|
||
"Cause we may not be the young ones very long." Much to the dismay of the
|
||
BBC they weren't. After the second series the principals decided to opt out
|
||
as they were eager to move on to other projects and afraid of things
|
||
getting stale. Just to make sure they couldn't be brought back for more the
|
||
final episode ends with them being killed in a bus crash.
|
||
|
||
Yes, "The Young Ones" was short-lived, but it was important in that in
|
||
opened the door for a group of talented newcomers and also administered the
|
||
short, sharp kick that British comedy needed to get out of the post-Python
|
||
doldrums into the alternative era.
|
||
|
||
--------------------
|
||
Sprechen Sie Python?
|
||
--------------------
|
||
|
||
During its recent "Python-a-thon," Comedy Central gave viewers a rare
|
||
treat by showing for the first time in America the two episodes which Monty
|
||
Python made especially for German television.
|
||
|
||
The shows were done at the suggestion of a producer at Bavarian TV who was a
|
||
great fan of the troupe. The programs were shown on German/Austrian TV in
|
||
1972 and 1973. The second episode was later run as a special on the BBC
|
||
but the first has rarely been seen...that is until now. The episodes
|
||
contain new sketches, some of the classics, and material which would be
|
||
later be used in their stage shows. What follows is a partial run-down of
|
||
each program.
|
||
|
||
EPISODE EIN
|
||
|
||
The main running gag is an attempt to present a biography of the German
|
||
artist Albrecht Duhrer, which in typical Python style becomes increasingly
|
||
absurd and inaccurate. Of course it doesn't help that some of the people
|
||
interviewed about Duhrer include an Australian in the outback drinking
|
||
Fosters. Also showing her appreciation of Duhrer is a cutout of Anita
|
||
Ekberg, who sings an "Albrecht Duhrer" tribute song to the tune of "Dennis
|
||
Moore/Robin Hood."
|
||
|
||
Other highlights include an adaptation of Shakespeare's "The Merchant of
|
||
Venice" performed by cows (specifically the Bad Toltz Dairy Herd) and the
|
||
story of a Frenchman who has been to the toilet only once in the last five
|
||
years. Vouching for this fact are such luminaries as Richard Nixon and The
|
||
Pope.
|
||
|
||
And of course what would Python be without "The Lumberjack Song" sung in
|
||
German with a chorus comprised of Austrian border police? The letter of
|
||
complaint which follows is from a man who writes that he has known many
|
||
lumberjacks and only 70% were transvestites. The others formed
|
||
relationships with farm animals in the usual way.
|
||
|
||
EPISODE ZWEI
|
||
|
||
This highlights of this program include "International Philosophy," about
|
||
the soccer match between Greek and German philosophers during which Neitzche
|
||
is thrown out for arguing with the referee, Confucius.
|
||
|
||
There is also a prolonged fairy tale about King Otto and his daughter,
|
||
Princess Mitzi Gaynor, who live in Happy Valley...where sadness is
|
||
punishable by death. Well, one day Prince Charming comes along and promises
|
||
to slay a dragon for Mitzi, which he does with a revolver. (Of course it's
|
||
a very tiny dragon.) The fact that Mitzi falls in love with Prince Charming
|
||
irritates her fiance, Prince Walther, and he vows revenge. A witch then
|
||
makes a mockery of Mitzi and Charming's wedding by changing the groom into
|
||
all kinds of objects including a toad and the congregation into chickens.
|
||
|
||
How does this fairy tale end? With a moral of course. And this one
|
||
is, "If you don't have a good way of ending a fairy store, have a moral."
|
||
|
||
All in all, the Pythons don't seem to have held back for these episodes and
|
||
though the look is somewhat changed (these were done entirely on film), and
|
||
the language is different, the lunacy remains the same. My only complaint
|
||
is now that I know how to say "lumberjack" in German (it's "holzfeller")
|
||
I'm dying to know how to say "Semprini."
|
||
|
||
###
|
||
QUOTE-O-THE-MONTH:
|
||
|
||
"Have you any idea how long it took me to prepare those files? My wife
|
||
didn't see me for three months. Fortunately she was very brave and cheerful
|
||
about it, actually." -- Gordon Brittas
|
||
|
||
SHOW: The Brittas Empire
|
||
==========
|
||
net.comedy
|
||
==========
|
||
|
||
This month net.comedy looks at Terry Pratchett--British author of humourous
|
||
fantasy books, including the popular Discworld series.
|
||
|
||
There's an active newsgroup devoted to Pratchett and his work:
|
||
alt.fan.pratchett, home to sprawling, convoluted and often totally
|
||
irrelevant but delightful discussion. Terry himself is a frequent
|
||
contributor.
|
||
|
||
The alt.fan.pratchett FAQ, maintained by Nathan Torkington
|
||
<pratchett-faq@vuw.ac.nz>, is posted twice a month to alt.fan.pratchett,
|
||
alt.answers and news.answers. Nathan also maintains a Bibliographic FAQ
|
||
describing the books, posted at the same time. Both files are available by
|
||
ftp from the Pratchett Archives (below).
|
||
|
||
A brand-new moderated newsgroup, alt.fan.pratchett.announce, was recently
|
||
created for fans who crave the information in alt.fan.pratchett but lack
|
||
the time to read the entire group.
|
||
|
||
The Pratchett Archives, maintained by Leo Breebart, hold a comprehensive
|
||
collection of Pratchett-related information: FAQs, pictures, trivia, etc.
|
||
Of special note is the Annotated Pratchett File, which contains many
|
||
hundreds of notes on the references, allusions, parodies and in-jokes in
|
||
the books; and the Pratchett Quote File, which collects the best lines from
|
||
the both books and Terry's posts to the newsgroup. The Archives reside at a
|
||
"mother" site in the UK, which is then mirrored by a number of other
|
||
world-wide locations:
|
||
|
||
[UK] ftp://ftp.pavilion.co.uk/pub/pratchett/
|
||
[Europe] ftp.britain.eu.net/pub/misc/pratchett/
|
||
[America] ftp://theory.lcs.mit.edu/pub/pratchett/
|
||
ftp://rincewind.mech.virginia.edu/pub/pratchett/
|
||
[Australia] ftp://death.socs.uts.edu.au/Mirror/Pratchett/
|
||
|
||
The rincewind site in America operates an ftp-by-mail server for the
|
||
convenience of those who do not have FTP. (Readers unfamiliar with
|
||
FTP-by-mail should refer to net.comedy in vol. 1, no. 7). For information,
|
||
send a message with the single line "help" in the body to:
|
||
|
||
pratchett-server@rincewind.mech.virginia.edu
|
||
|
||
As one might suspect, there are many WWW pages devoted to Pratchett and his
|
||
worlds; the two most comprehensive collections are both at Warwick:
|
||
|
||
http://www.dcs.warwick.ac.uk/~frugal/pratchett/
|
||
http://www.csv.warwick.ac.uk/~mautx/PTerry/PTerry.html
|
||
|
||
Both have nice versions of the FAQs, the Annotated Pratchett File,
|
||
information, pictures, and links to other sites.
|
||
|
||
Clarecraft make pottery figures of the Discworld characters. Their
|
||
electronic catalogue has many wonderful pictures:
|
||
|
||
http://vangogh.cs.tcd.ie/cbuckley/clarecraft/catalogue.html
|
||
|
||
---> Mail news and views on "net.comedy" to James Kew <j.kew@ic.ac.uk>.
|
||
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|
||
FAQs & COMPREHENSIVE LISTS, ETC.
|
||
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
Andy Raffle <missus@raffle.demon.co.uk> has created the CARRY ON FAQ! It's
|
||
posted monthly to alt.comedy.british, rec.arts.tv.uk, and rec.arts.movies.
|
||
http://cathouse.org:8000/BritishComedy/CarryOnFilms/FAQ.html
|
||
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
Press Gang Fanzine address: Breakfast At Czar's, Yahoo Publications, Stephen
|
||
O'Brien, 20 Thirlmere Avenue, Litherland, Liverpool, L21 5HP.
|
||
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
Jeffrey Rice <jrice@pomona.edu> has put together an ARE YOU BEING SERVED?
|
||
Home Page! He needs a fellow fan to produce a .gif of the "Grace Brothers"
|
||
logo to make it complete...can anyone help him out?
|
||
http://humphries.pomona.claremont.edu/comedy.html
|
||
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
Looking for a great book? Check out Melinda "Bob" Casino's "BOOKS FOR THE
|
||
AVID BRITCOMEDY FAN", posted monthly to alt.comedy.british.
|
||
The list can also be downloaded from the following sites:
|
||
http://cathouse.org:8000/BritishComedy/Info/Booklist.html
|
||
ftp://src.doc.ic.ac.uk/media/tv/collections/tardis/uk/comedy/Booklist
|
||
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
|
||
Hans ten Cate <htencate@futron.com> has created THE MONTY PYTHON
|
||
BIBLIOGRAPHY. Email him for version 1.0. Feedback is greatly appreciated.
|
||
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|
||
CIRCULATION/SUBSCRIPTION INFO.:
|
||
Britcomedy Digest (ISSN 1077-6680) is a free electronic newsletter posted
|
||
monthly to alt.comedy.british and rec.arts.tv.uk. DELPHI: In the
|
||
"UK-American Connexion" forum, cf171. GENIE: In the "Showbiz" roundtable,
|
||
page 185. SUBSCRIPTIONS: To receive an issue every month in your emailbox,
|
||
send your email address to <casino@pobox.upenn.edu>.
|
||
|
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|
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|
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