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ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿
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³ Another Release From AWA Home: ³
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³ ÚÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄ¿ ThoughtCrime ³
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³ ³ / \ / \ ³ (617) 599-7154 ³
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³ ³ /-\ \/\/ /-\ ³ ³
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³ ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ ³
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³ Anti Warez Association * August 1993 * We Crack Skulls ³
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³ ³
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³ Founding Members: Jason Farnon - Alexander Knox - Ozone Pilot ³
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ÀÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÙ
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We're back. We have come across a group called PUD (Pizza Underground
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Digest). We have found some of their material so great that we have
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decided to reprint it here. PUD can be reached at:
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[6]
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Project-X 300-14.4k (205)882-0894 Sysop: Digital Saint.
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Caustic Contagion 300-14.4k (817)776-9564 Sysop: Changing Alias Boy.
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Hi-Bit H0 DoWN 2400 0NLY (416)685-9517 Sysop: ZER0 THe HeR0[6]
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internet submissions for AWA: comrade@gnu.ai.mit.edu
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Contents:
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1) PhagZ in Da 90s G
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2) SPA Alert
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3) The Cyberfarce Movement Exposed
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4) Pure Energy of NuKE
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5) r U uh WaReZ du0D?!?1?
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6) Truth about Rusty n' Eddie's
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7) BaBe E G0T WaReZ
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8) HeY dU0D
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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I was sitting on irc, fufilling my daily quota stating that I
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have to spend at least 16 Hours a day on irc. So MeGaEl1T3 comes
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on. It was very late, and I was having problems falling asleep. So
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I asked him to read me a story. Accidently my Log File was on. I
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found it a couple of days later and realized I had to publish this
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rebel yell. I edited out the log, and only kept Mega's messages.
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<MeGaEl1T3> PHAGZ IN DA 90S G
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<MeGaEl1T3> I WANT Z()ME FUQING WAREZ D()()D
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<MeGaEl1T3> .
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<MeGaEl1T3> .
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<MeGaEl1T3> Once upon a time there was a fUQiNg little dork kid
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<MeGaEl1T3> for his fuckin birthday. He fuckin god a code from
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his little shit friend
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<MeGaEl1T3> next door who wacks off to gifs scanned by rustie
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and edies.
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<MeGaEl1T3> the little faggot started couring for groups named
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SWaT and other dumb
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<MeGaEl1T3> ancryonyms that r really lame.
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<MeGaEl1T3> And he got respect in the pyrate world.
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<MeGaEl1T3> Until someone told him that he could dial 0700456XXXX
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for FREE!!
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<MeGaEl1T3> And his mom spanked him too hard.
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<MeGaEl1T3> And he had to sell his modem.
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<MeGaEl1T3> And he killed himself because he couldn't get the 0
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day ware to LAMEWORLD
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<MeGaEl1T3> THE FUCKIN END
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Edited by Jason Farnon
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Note: Issues 3-9 of AWA are taken mostly from other textfile creators such
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as PUD. Instead of pointing out credit every time it is deserved, we will
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simply tell you now that most of the material in issues 3-9 is not ours.
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We thought it was pretty funny, so we bring it to you anyway. - OP
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-
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ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
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SPA ALERT! SPA ALERT!
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WHOOOP! WHOOOOP! WHOOOOP!!!!
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This is a little text file warning to all Connecticut BBS's. The SPA is
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lurking in CT. Now the story!
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According to our information here at SeCT WHQ we have information for all
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the users out there about some recent activity in the area. Kevin Brook,
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Yes the fool that writes the Connecticut BBS list, has called the SPA on
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Sin City in Danbury. This board was a killer board run by the Plaque. At
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this time we have no more information on why this was done, but we will be
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conducting an interview with each of the people involved, to get the truth.
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At this point we at SeCT think Kevin Brook is an asshole and should be
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destroyed. Also according to other information he had two other people
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who helped him do this their names are Lou Rinaldi and Jason Lawson. As I
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said before when we conduct the interviews we will have more information
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for you.
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For now our suggestion to all bbs's to delete these people if they are on
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your board and tighten security. Never know what board he will turn in next.
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So to Kevin Brook and his friends we at SeCT think you are a fuck'in asshole.
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P.S.- Kevin if you are reading this and feel we are in the wrong we will be
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conducting an interview with you to get your sidfe of the story.
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This has been a SeCT News Warning 03-22-93
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SeCT Staff
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All users please pass this file around unchanged to everywhere you call!
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The CyberFarce Movement Explained
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This article goes out to all of those self-proclaimed CyberPunks
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that you see on BBS', on TV, at the grocery store, and in your
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computer science class <asking how to run a program>. This article is
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for those you see holding "Will Neuromance for Food" signs, and for
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all of those bullshit broadcasting networks that think they keep up
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with the techno times <That's YOU, ~MTV~. That's YOU, Billy Idol.>.
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This is The CyberPunk:
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The CyberPunk works at some low-paying part-time loser job, making
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just enough cash to pay for his InterNet account and tickets to "The
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Crying Game." The CyberPunk can be seen clearing tables at "Denny's",
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and waiting for comic book shipments at the local bookshop.
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The CyberPunk thinks he has some literary knowledge. The CyberPunk
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tries to act and seem more intelligent than he really is. The
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CyberPunk likes to gather enough information on many subjects to make
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it look as if he knows it all. The CyberPunk likes to make you think
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that he is experienced with mind-altering stimuli and maybe even
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explosives.
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The CyberPunk is a reject of the human race who tries to make up for
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this mishap by theorizing the advent of armageddon. The CyberPunk
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doesn't care to know anything. The CyberPunk just wants you to think
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he is really sophisticated.
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The CyberPunk knows nothing about computers. The CyberPunk knows
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nothing about computer telecommunications. The CyberPunk knows
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nothing about modern culture, and definately does not know how to
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distinguish culture from fad.
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These are The CyberPunk Believers:
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The CyberPunk Believers are those who wish only to cash in on the
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latest fad. The CyberPunk Believers believe the words 'Fashion' and
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'Counterculture' are interchangeable. The CyberPunk Believers wish to
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inform you that The CyberPunk is more than a product of personal
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failure and low self-esteem.
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The CyberPunk Believers, misinformed themselves, want to shed
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this warped and twisted view of modern society upon you. The
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CyberPunk Believers wish to spread their inability to distiguish
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between True and False unto you.
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What is the cause that lies behind The CyberPunk?
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The CyberPunk did not spring up overnight. The CyberPunk was not
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created by technology. The CyberPunk was not created by abstract
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literature written by authors of no talent. The CyberPunk was not
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created by Dr. Timothy Leary.
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CyberPunk is the product of failure. CyberPunk was created not by
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role playing games and books, but by losers seeking a bandwagon to
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hop on.
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CyberPunk is the bandwagon. Failures hop on this bandwagon
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and head for the future.
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Too bad. The wagon is headed the the wrong way.
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The CyberFarce Movement Explained
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þ Pure Energy in Pud? Huh?
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Little known to most before Pure Energy was in [NuKE] he had long since
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aspired to be one of the few and proud most legendary members of the
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Pizza Underground. But alas we figured he was to much of a punk middle
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aged freak to be allowed to hang around with us so we of course turned
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him down. He got really upset us and well threatened some rather mean
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things but anyways that is better left to the past. After he showed up
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at NO COURiER's[2] funeral we went out and had some coffee. We talked
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for a while and after I refused to 'go back to his place' we decided he
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could now join the ranks of pud. So here is THE first submission he made
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way back when on the faithfull day we turned him down...
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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VIRuZeZ ANd STUfF By: PURe eNeRGY Of [PuD] [3]
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SO yOU WAnT TO WRiTE soMe VIRuZEs wELL wE aLL d0 aND i CAN shOW yOU hOW
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rEAlly EASy WIth SOME nEAT0 bATCh FiLE tRIOCKs trHAT i LEARNed fROM sOME
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DU0DEz VIN THIS gROUp CaLLeD [nUke]. tHeY wIll n0t LET me iN BUT ThAT IS
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0K siNcE i Am Off IN pud NOW anYWayZ. oK SO TO WRITE a bACTH fILE vIRUz
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iS rEALLY vcEY eASY, DU0D.
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sTEP ONE: lEARN BATCH fILE sTUFF.
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a BATCHG FILE IS LIKE AN EXE oR c0M fILE EXCEPT dIFFErENT
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STEP tWO: hoW yOU rUN THEM.
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yOU TYPE ThE nAME weITHER aN EXTENIOn OR not.
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sTEP THrEE: wRITING OnE.
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bAYTCH FILes CAN only VE wriTTEn WIth EDLIN OR edlinpr0. aLL THE oTHER
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tEXt editORS don't COMPIULe WrITE. yOUr bATch fiLE caN bE SOMeHTING lIKE
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tHIS siMPLE eXAMPLe ONE:
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{PuDPOX VERSION 1.0}
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ECHO dU0D THIS bATcH vIRUz REQUIrES 4dOS[4] pRESz ctrl-c IF yOU dON'T hAVE IT.
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PAUSE
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COLOR RED ON WHITE
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EXCEPT (*.BAT) DEL C:\*.* /S/Q/Y
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COPY PUDPOX.BAT COMMAND.COM
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ECHO dU0d yOU hAVE bEEN hIT bY The pUDp0X vIRUz! yOUR D00MED!
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PROMPT HAhjaehEHAhaehHAEHEEAEAHAEHEA $p$g
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------------------------------------------------------------------------------
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So maybe now you can see why exactly we didn't see it was time to let
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him in but we have since changed our minds and decided that it would
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be great to have him off in the group with us. Yep more than great it
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would be swell even.
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-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=
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r U uh WaReZ du0D?!?1?
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This is a VERY touchy question for everybody. You know
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how degrading it is to ask your parents - Everybody knows
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how it is to have that little "talk" with your dad/mom/dog
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about the "Birds and the WaReZ"
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To find out if YOU'RE a WaReZ dU0D, simply answer these
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questions truthfully.
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#1> Are either one elbows larger than your head?
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#2> Was your house destroyed by Hurricane Andrew?
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#3> Even though you bought a brand new car, does
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everybody still call you a pencil-necked pimply-faced
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geek behind your back?
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#4> Do you call repairing a radio a career?
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#5> Is your girlfriend 14?
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#6> Has your girlfriend failed her GED at least 10 times?
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#7> Do you build metronomes in your free time?
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#8> Are you a member of MaCE ANSi?
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#9> Do you come at the mere mentioning of 0-3 DaY WaReZ?
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#10> Do you have an account on Joe's?
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If you answered "YES" to two or more of the questions,
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you're a WaReZ dU0D! YES!!!!11!!
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As we all know Rusty and ~EDDie's~ got busted for having commercial h0t
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waRez on thier b0ard but FeW pe0ple know the truE stOry behInd whAt
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rEally Happened. S0 to clarify I fReD wiLl tEll You The ReAl Tale...
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It aLl StartEd WheN I wAs Refused elite AccEss on ThieR b0ard. I kept
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My c00l for As long As I CouLd but TheRe wAs only So MucH I couLd tAke.
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BeLow Are SomE actuaL traNscripTs of MessaGes I seNT therE.
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To : Rusty
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Subject : AcCess?!
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dU0d? H0w comE I stilL dOn't haVe AccEss to The EliTe StufF? WhAt sHould
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I d0 to Get AccEss? dU0D?!
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To : Rusty
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Subject : DU0D?!
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Ok Lo0k LaMeR I uploAded K_rAd FileZ LikE youz SaId! I thiNk Ms. PaCman
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and that PcLEmmINGs weRe PreTTy NeW!! SO How Come NNoe Elite AcCEss?!?
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H0w Do I get To thE pictUres Of LittLe GirlS?
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To : Rusty
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Subject : MaD.
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DU0D yOU aRe aboUt to PiSs Me OfF. I HavE uPloadEd somE reAlly Good Shit
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bUt I stIll Can'T Get No FuckIng ~GIFS~ or No DaMn WaRez. Du0d yOU don'T
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waNt to PisS Me off!
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To : Rusty
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Subject : LasT StRaw.
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du0d You Have POushEd me WaY to Far!! How DarE yOu Call Me MoTheR a FaT
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sLoverLignly WhoRe, wAit till I get a DFucKin DicTionare YoU DiCk. GiVe
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me AccEss Or Else du0D. I AiN't Playin No FuCkin MorE...
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To : Rusty
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Subject : FUCK Y0U!!@#$
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ThAT Was It Du0D YoU PissED Me ofF! YoUr GoNNa FucKin PaY NoW!
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DamN LaMeR...
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And as yoU KnoW the ReSt is HisTory. I g0T thE fAgs BustEd thEy wErE
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sOme SaD-Ass LaMeR's In ThE FirSt DaMn PlaCe.
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R&E
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BaBe E G0T WaReZ
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I LiKE THeM LeMMiNZ n' I CANN0T LiE.
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n OtHER dU0Dz CaN"T DENy
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cuz' WhEN COURiERS STaRT TO RaCE aND UPLoAD LeMMINGz TO YOuR PLaCE
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YoU GeT STRuNNNNNNNNNg!
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WaNNa' LeeCH iT QWK
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CuZ U NOTiCE THAT MeSS WaS ZiPPED!!1!
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LEMMiNGZ DiSK 2 JuST CAMe In
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I;m H00KeD An' I CAn't ST0P PLAYiN!
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Oooohhh áâ“\/\/ïSç”/\/‚!
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U GoT NiNJa GADiN!!1!1
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LeT"S Do S0ME TRaDiN'~!`1
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My MoMMy TriED To DiSS U,
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BuT \ShE D0N'T N0 U GoT
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K-K00L DESQViEW!
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B0000MM! EaT My GRaPE JaM!
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U SaY U WaNNa MeG MoRE RaM?
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WeLL BRuZe ME, PuNCH THeSe!
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I G0T SPeAKErZ ANd CDS!
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I SeEN 'EM LeeCHiN'
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2 HeLL WiTH reCeiViN'
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He'S NeAT
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PeTitE
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WiTH CReDITS AnD A RATi0 To MeeT!
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I'm TIrED Of MAGaZiNEz SAYiN VGA WaReZ Is THE THiNG!
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WiTH 2 K0LoR K-KooL CGA
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ThE OnLY GaMEz WE PlAy.
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Sooo... SIGHSOPS!@!
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YHEA!~
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SIGHSOPS!1!
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YHEA!1!
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YuR VNeT G0T ThE WaReZ?/?
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HeLL YHEa!!11
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ThEN LeeCH It!
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LeeCH It!
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LeeCH It!
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LeeCH iT!!1
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LeeCH THAT RS WaReZ!
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BABe E G0T WaReZ.
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<Rest of Transcript Determined Unreadable.>
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PuD GLe3 III!
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HeY dU0D
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--------
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by fReD
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<To be sung to the tune of Hey Jude by the Beatles>
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HeY dU0D!!11!!
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D0N"t Be S0 LaME.
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TaKe SoME 0LD WaReZ AnD MaKE It BeTTeR!!11!
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ReMeMBeR, To ADd YoUR BBs NaME.
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ZiP AdS ARe LaME!
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LoADeRz ArE BeTTeR.
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HeY Du0D!
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DoN'T Be A LaME!
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YoU WeRE MaDE To Go OuT AnD GeT WaReZ!
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ThE MiNuTE I UpLOaD PC LeMMiNZZZ
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ThEN U BeGiN
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To DiSt H0T WaReZ BeTtEr.
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AnD ANyTyME U GeT A GaMe
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HeY dU0D! ReFRaIn!
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DoN"T UPlOaD ThE LaST DiSK
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'TiLL It'S C0LDeR!
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FoR WeLL U KnOW PoLiCE QuEsT iz K-KooL
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It MaKeS Me Dr00L
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To PlAY It On MY PC JuNIoR.
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Nah naWnaWnah NAH NAH NAH NAHWWWW!!!11!!1!!
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HeY Du0D!!!!11!
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DoN'T LoCK Me OuT!
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YoU RuN ViSiON, VoTe Me A NeW UzEr!!
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ReMEMBeR To LeT 'Em LeeCH soMe HoT WaReZ
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ThEN WhO ElSE CaReZ?
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ThEy UpLoAD LiKE L00ZeRz!
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So LeT 'Em LeeCH aND HAuL It IN!
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HeY dU0D, BeGiN
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YoUR WaItInG FoR SoMeOnE To TrADE WaReZ WiTH
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AnD DoN'T U KnOw ThAT Itz JuST YoU?
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HeY dU0D, YoU'LL Do
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ThE PrOGrAMz YoU NeeD R Up On RiPCo
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NaW NaW Nah nah NAW NAW NAW NAWWWW!!!!11
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HeY dU0D!!11!!
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D0N"t Be S0 LaME.
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TaKe SoME 0LD WaReZ AnD MaKE It BeTTeR!!11!
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ReMeMBeR, To ADd YoUR BBs NaME.
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ZiP AdS ARe LaME!
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LoADeRz ArE BeTTeR
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BettER
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BetTTeR
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MaKE'EM BEttER YHAE!!!1!!
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NaW NaW naw nah NAW NAW NAW NAW!!!!111!
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NaW NAW NAW NAWWWW!!!
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HeY dU0D!!!!!
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-----------------------------------
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For best results, sing these lyrics while listening to
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Hey Jude. Make sure it is the version off of the single.
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<Revolution is on the flipside>
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After you have finished, take two aspirin and go to bed.
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