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. . . ati midweek crisis . . .
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Chicago, wILL. (PAWN) - AIR & RAIL LAYOFF 30K IN FRIENDLESS MERGER.
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United and Amtrack will become one big transportation company, thanks
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to a corporate merger of the two conglomerates. They will each fold
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their phone card companies and multi-level network marketing divisions
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into one big megacorp. Redundancies will be severed overnight in good
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form.
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"Fly and ride the friendly skies and rails," said chief spokesman
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and pillow flufferupper Fred Frendly. "Now I can do five jobs for the
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wage of 1.5!!! Would you like fries with that?" He went on to say that
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this is really good for the US economy. Especially people benefitting
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will be people in Plains, GA.
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"Would you like a bag or two of peanut?"
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++++++++++++++
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Grtngs, & Wlcm 2 ctvst tms nc.
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"Packed with Flavour-Crystals, Activist Times Really Satisfies."
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THIS UNIT NOT LABELED 4 SALE.
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(_) (_)(_) (_) (_)`\____) SHIPPING AND HANDING
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PUBLISHER's COLUmN...later today, from cspan2
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a discussion of homer's odyssey... Christopher
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Hitchens!
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...hi there, I'm prime anarchist and 2day we
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bring U a big phat ati in the middle of the
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week. & Y? Because we filled up so much 2 fast,
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and got so many submissions - we simply decided
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2 bROADcast 2nite, & again this coming sun or mon.
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Now there's a rumor that ATI will endorse
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Nader. That was topic 4 4 different letters
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2 the editor that won't get printed here 2day.
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Y? 2 reasons, each said the same durned thing
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almost the same durn way, and we couldn't get
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hold of any1 at the return adDRESSes, so we've
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reason 2 believe the names aren't "pseudo" 4
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ANY of the listed "good reasons." Plus they
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used way 2 many foulmouth words. [and just what
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IS 2 many filthy words 4 an ATI? It's more the
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intent than the word; & the redundancy. If a
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swear keeps the phrase, sentence, paragraph
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or even an entire story going, for Christ's
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sake keep it. (Or 4 ALL R sakes really...)
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But if U'r just trying 2 sound like
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Hunter Thompson or Richard Nixxon, give
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it up, ok? And PLEEZ!!!
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Conjugate your verbs properly or don't
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send me anything. There's nothing worse
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than noticing that some1 can't tell the
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difference between a verb and a noun.]
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[for eggs ample: in the phollowing
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sentence "eat shit and die," a writer is
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leaving it completely unclear whether
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s/he meant there 2 B 2 verbs or 2 nouns.
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Or perhaps even 3 verbs.]
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Anyhew, I digress horribly here. I haven't
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endorsed Ralph Nader. And I won't. Just
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because I think Gore "W" Bush and Bilbo
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"Baggins" Bore each suck raw eggs worse
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than the other 1, doesn't make an endorsment.
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Don't B silly.
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I am going 2 VOTE 4 him and his running-
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mate Winona LaDuke, but I don't ENDORSE them.
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I don't endorse ANYBODY. U'R welcome 2 vote
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> 4 whoever the "hello operator" U desire 2
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represent you and U'r country. Who do U think
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we R N Eway, Nu Yourk Slimes? WaSHIngTon Toast?
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OK, next story. Y R we coming out twice
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this week? A few reasons. There's an election
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coming up. And in R effort 2 find plenty of stuff
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that has nothing 2 do with voting 2 offset N E thing
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we cover about the elections, so U won't have 2 think
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that all we talk about is voting when there's tons of
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other news out tHERE that's not 2 do with the eLectIONs -
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elections, schmelections, well you get my point.
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A bunch of stuff has come R way, and I made the
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decision on my own 2 publish today, and once more
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Sunday or Monday night.
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Buried in this zine and the next will B something
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resembling a "special election issue(s)." I've come
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2 know that what gets me the most new suBscRIpTiONS
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and the least "unsuBscRIBEs," is - whenever the press
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beats something 2 death - 4 this 'zine to B out standing
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[sic.] inso meth ingelse [tired.] that ISN'T riddled with
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the haughty, heated hated topic at hand.
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& Y stop now? We provided that service during OJ
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Simpson's trial, during Clitnon's imPEACH imPAIRments,
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when the Packers went 2 N'Orleans, Desert Swarm and
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Panty Shield, Brosnia, Some Allya etc. When Matt BeDrudge
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and Dan RatherNot were beating the drum slowly for
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Israel's jusTIFICATION 2 bomb the tar out of human B-ings
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that R only slightly different than them in that their
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economics [etym. def: ykonos - house; miks - keeping :
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housekeeping] R a little different.
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Did we harp on "TOP 10 REASONS 2 BOMB PALACE INDIANS"
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or anything like that?
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NO. We did NOT. & Y? Because I'm a journalist and
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a reporter and a gonzo musician. NOT A FRIGGIN' SLAVE
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OF THE CORPORATE PENTAGON MEDIA. THE LAST TIME I WAS
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EVER A SLAVE OF THE SCHMORPORATE PENTAGRAM MEDUSA WAS
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1986. AND 2 QUOTE THE ONLY PROFOUND THING THE WHO
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EVER SAID I "WON'T BE [sic. AND tired.] FOOLED AGAIN."
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No, we don't harp on the same things the corporate
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media harp on. And Y is that? Because of journalistic
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ethics, at their tRUEst, that's Y!
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Accuracy, Brevity and Clarity, the abc's of journos!
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2 call a plaid a plaid, is accuracy. To call it something
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U'R advertisers, & the silent partners, & the people
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who own your press, all agree U should call it, is NOT
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accuracy. To digest a ton of disinfo, misinfo, jargon,
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slant, rhetoric and propaganda then, using your well-tuned
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BS detector 2 get 2 the bottom of what's really going on &
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pay out the truth in 5K of content that any 11th grader can
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understand, now THAT'S brevity. And we already dis-cussed
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clarity at the same time. (something ATI and PAP is always
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willing 2 sacrifice 4 the other 2, whenever needed.)(unlike
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some other press which like 2 sacrifice some of the other 2
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4 the 3rd.) & U'll notice the word "balance" doesn't
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come into that equation unless indirectly, eh? Y? B cause
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the word in both connotation and denotation has been soiled
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by the corporate media since about 1891!
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That's Y. Here at ATI we SELDOM interview someone about 10X
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farther 2 the right of Atila the Hun & attempt 2 offset him
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with some1 just a tiny bit more fascist than Jesse "hangsover
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the" Helms in the name of balance. And further, I should
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mention we never have N E desire 2 take some1 like Jesse
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Jackson (another conservative racist bastard in real life -
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I'm talking about his personna) and attempt to offset him
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with someone like Oliver North so there is balance. If U
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want THAT, turn on your teLEviSION or pick up 1 of U'r
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all-2-expensive local papers.
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This rant brought 2 you by the phonebook. 1 of the most
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"yellow," propagandistic, rhetoric-filled print media U'll
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have EVER subSCRIBEd 2.
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-Prime Out-
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oh, ps: Our #'s run is phat this week. Enjoy the
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heck out of it. U'r in 4 1 fun journey.
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& pps: LETTUCE alone, leaf me be. We've got letters,
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have we got letters. Anyone wanna keep that fine
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thing going? ati@etext.org (hint, hint, hint.)
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One more ps: (I promise I'm not a zapatista, really)
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Trent Lott. Yuck. oct 29th. (black sunday?) I wonder
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how the DOW will do tomorrow? [ed note: it was up
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250 or so. hmmmm. Can you say "more artificial than
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a store bought limb?] Drop an eye on THAT...
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It's the year 2000, I'm going to watch
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Christopher Hitchens discuss Homer's Odyssey
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on CSpan with a 286 laptop in front of me.
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Should I grab a notepad instead? Or a Tandy
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model 100? What's more appropriate?
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Two laptops would just look, act and feel
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too weird. The null modem cable from hell.
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Can you say spaghetti from olden times?
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Just glad the laptop's not current. That
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would be a horrible bore. The mouse, the
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windows, the hum of the kHz. Yuck.
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Oh: ppps: No, I don't have source code for WINDslOWS.
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-=30.5=-
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"Breakin' that cotton curtain."
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Lerone Bennett
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he wrote "forced into glory."
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The famous Prime Anarchist Productions
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#'s Run for Halloween. Click Or Greet.
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http://www.a16.org
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http://www.31337.com
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http://www.teen.co.za
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http://www.localo.com
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http://www.mihra.org/2k
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http://www.niti.org/news
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http://www.sondra.net/al
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http://www.soapboxgirls.com
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http://www.michaelmoore.com
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http://www.visi.com/~neurotic
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http://devrandom.net/~dilinger
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http://www.rfnash.org/links.htm
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http://www.infoshop.org/news.html
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http://www.luckyboys.com/main.htm
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http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
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http://members.nbci.com/ahimsazine
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http://monkeyfist.com/articles/702
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http://www.folkweb.com//davidrovics
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati235.html
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http://robotwisdom.com/log1998m11.html
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http://www.megademps.com/theories.html
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http://jessup.twu.net/images/pumpkin.JPG
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http://www.macronet.org/cia/ciadrugs.html
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http://www.theaterofmemory.com/links.html
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http://www.vincenttruman.com/morestuff.htm
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http://www.digitalmaven.net/31337/geek.html
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/flyntoutsbush.html
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http://members.tripod.com/~randyotto/LFL2.html
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http://www.marrder.com/htw/may2000/central.htm
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http://www.modernhumorist.com/mh/0010/greenspan
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http://users.netonecom.net/~marc/pics/e-pumpkin.jpg
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http://akita.textfiles.com/bbs/BBSLISTS/hackbbs3.txt
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http://www.puce.org/index.php3?thedate=19951105141000
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http://www.angelfire.com/pa3/twistmagick/activism.html
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http://www.soapboxgirls.com/oct00/fiction/boatpoem.html
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http://www.bloomington.in.us/%7Elev/0spec.b/car.old.htm
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http://www.greenbaynewschron.com/page.html?article=104797
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http://www.wunderland.com/WTS/Number12/watchwatch1_wk8.html
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http://www.meer.net/~johnl/e-zine-list/keywords/activism.html
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http://www.providence.edu/polisci/projects/zapatistas/america.html
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LETTUCE, WE GOT LETTUCE - We're Your Friends At ATI
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[ed note: in the instant feedback dept, this first
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one was a response to our #'s run THIS WEEK, don't
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ask, s/he just got in somehow]
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Mr. Yak Milk wrote:
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> http://devrandom.net/~dilinger
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Now this is a good one.
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[submitted anonymously from san jose]
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I say we bring back the Whigs.
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:)
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t.u.n.
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[And About Issue 246]
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are you kidding ?
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freedommag is a link for the 'church' of "scientology"
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be sure to check those somewhat crappy links next time!
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keyser
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[Search Engines:]-[http://gpcm.tripod.com/search.html]
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Do you know that the "Columbine hs student" part
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is most likely a hoax, as I've seen that text before.
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A good improvement to an urban myth / spam
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email though.
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-Aaron-
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Quite ironic. I've seen this forward for years and
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suddenly now it's written by a Columbine student.
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I think we should start punishing people that send
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us forwards. Collect'em all, and when you have a
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substantial amount (say, 2000 of them) forward
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them all to the bloke that sends you one.
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Maybe he'll get the hint.
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Maybe.
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leandro
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to marco:
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> A Columbine High School student wrote:
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He wrote nothing, he copied George Carlin's "Paradox"
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-Hit1
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to ati@etext.org
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Write to Marco Capelli. Perhaps he knew Abbie.
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His e-mail address is: ___@____.org
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> What was Abbie like????
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> Tell me the craziest thing you two ever did
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> together.. I promise I can keep a secret
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-mbw-
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[& from some Yale hckrz almost as kEwl as seattle's wndr twnz]
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to ati@etext.org
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G3orge W Bvsh was/is a coke dealer
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Yes it's true, completely true.
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He was known in his fraternity as the
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guy you could get cocaine from.
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I know people he went to school
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with who know this for a fact.
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Sh3l
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to ati@etext.org
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Wondering if you had contact with Ground Zero?
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Sk8 The Skinhead of the TCC
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[ed note: fraid not, maybe she'll see
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this blurb and will send along contact
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info, a "meet-me" or something. Good
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luck Sk8, great to hear from ya.]
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what a plate of shrimp.
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the other day a friend and i started putting
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together http://www.PROCAGEM.net which is just
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a list of some people's sites and a big "PROCAGEM
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supports ralph nader" pic that links to votenader.org
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-nifkin
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-=[this next one's sort of a LETTUCE yet it's
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sorta PRESS RELEASE-looking. It remains here]=-
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First Public Announcement:
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Spirit, a new female white buffalo was born approximately
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May 1. No humans were present at her birth, and therefore
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it is assumed to be a natural birth. Spirit is currently
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living with her mother and father, in the same field.
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Both are alive and well, and living with a small group
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of other buffalo.
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"This is a very important sign, to not only our people,
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but all people and all nations everywhere...
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This is the seventh, and comes in times of great importance.
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I will pray on this for full understanding."
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~ Chief Arvol Looking Horse,
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19th Generation Keeper of
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the Sacred White Buffalo Pipe
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"She is approximately 6 months old, now. Very gentle. We thought
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she should be shared with people to let them know the legend is
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alive and well. We have seen how the others were marketed, and
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we do not want to make her into circus, but we want her to just
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relax and enjoy her surroundings."
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"She is very far from any road... hardly any one has seen her...
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but maybe 10 people."
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"We have just been enjoying her because she is so very gentle."
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~ A friend of Spirit
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Updates will be posted exclusively at
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http://www.spiritual-endeavors.org/native/wb.html
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Take a duh peppa. Now goah. Gratzi.
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Join Sean Jeweler with Comedea Centrist's
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Indigestion 2000. Pepper lessons with
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Senior Carlo. Make a me proud. Freshie
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pepper for the bushie man with the bushy
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beard. Say when. Tune in tomorrow when
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Marco and Carlo open a restaurant and
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downsize the heck out of anyone who
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ever mistreated them.
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You think Bono thinks he's John Lennon?
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He sure looks and sounds like it lately.
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All Hallows Eve Eve - Green Bay, WI
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I just got Republicrat Al Gore to defend his
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mining policy on the land of the U'Wa inside
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Colombian borders.
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"SHOW ME YOUR OTHER HAND!" barked the Secret
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Service man to Gore's left [my right] when I
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chucked Gore's left shoulder with my right hand.
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I showed the SS man my other hand after he
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barked his command a second time.
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"The U'Wa, Al," I shouted and I swear to God
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a human being somewhere deep inside Al looked
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me dead straight in the eyes and told me that
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the "environmentalists down there are split on
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that issue right now, and that's who I'm taking
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my counsel from at this time."
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I told him while I still had a chance, "Ingrid
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lived one mile, I mean one hour north of here,
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Mr. Gore and I'm not split on this one at all..."
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"Well, good," he told me, shaking his head up
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and down giving me his continued undivided-looking
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attention. Of course right then I said I believe
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that "mining just plain sucks, period end of
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paragraph, how about a moratorium?" And that's
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when he moved on to the next person, but not
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before giving me that one look my republican
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mom always gives when you've said something that
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sounds completely wacked out, and she'd rather
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not have even heard it.
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http://www.indymedia.org/display.php3?article_id=6822
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KUDOS TO INDYMEDIA DOT ORG
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Yesterday, Ted Koppel said good things about
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http://www.indymedia.org on a Boston NPR call-in
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show.
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"Are you familiar with indymedia org?" asked a
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caller.
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"Yes I am," said Koppel who went on to say he
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thinks it's finally shaking up the [I don't remember
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if he used to word] ostriches in his field. He
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said there's always going to be a market for
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people like him because a lot of viewers and
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readers aren't diligent enough to go beyond
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corporate media for their information, but now
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"any kid can spend less than $500 for a digital
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camera and less than $500 for an internet connection
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with a computer and start disseminating content.
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He said he was glad to see this change.
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Here's program notes from my local station's
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broadcast of it:
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6:00pm THE CONNECTION
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After six, THE CONNECTION welcomes Ted Koppel for a
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discussion about the success of Nightline and how it has
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become the franchise for serious journalism on television.
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[ref]-[http://www.theconnection.org]
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-[http://www.theconnection.org/archive/2000/10/1030a.shtml]
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PRESS RELEASE
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NAMMYS!
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Announcing confirmed performers for this year!
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Andrew Vasquez
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Mary Youngblood
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Medicine Dream
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Robert Tree Cody
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Also, Thunderbird Sisters, Randy Wood of Northern
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Cree Singers, Jana, Litefoot, Robert Mirabal, Bill
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Miller, Joanne Shenandoah and Indigenous.
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Plus: Jim Pepper Hall of Fame Induction
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Rita Coolidge Lifetime Achievement Award
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Plus special guests to be announced.
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This weekend! Albuquerque. goto:
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http://www.nativeamericanmusic.com
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or call (212) 228-8300 for info.
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PRESS RELEASE
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Close the SOA, will ya???
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N17, N18 and N19 - Colombus, GA. Be there
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or wish you were...
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http://www.soaw.org or http://www.indymedia.org
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for more info.
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PRESS RELEASE
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Friday Nov 10th PENNY AND THE LOAFERS
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w/ Plain White Ts at the HARD ROCK
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See our never-official website at:
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send contribs to: ati@etext.org
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"A horrible Bore beats a Royal Gush
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Anyday. Or does it???"
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& don't forget 2 DIAL W/ CARE.
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