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Welcome to Martina Nav's 27th OlympiATI...
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FLASH - Poet Yehuda Amichai dies. Someone please
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educate me further as to his profundity. To quote
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Lynyrd Skynyrd, I only "know a little."
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You ever eaten Monkey arm?
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Me either. But I'm told it's quite delisch.
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"Once you've made your weapons, of course, you have to
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go and do some hunting. It takes three or four darts to
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kill a monkey, and even a good hunter will hit with only,
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say, one shot in five. Once you wound a monkey, and send
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it fleeing for its life along the canopy, you have to
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somehow keep your eyes on it while hauling your nine-foot,
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five-pound blowgun through more or less impenetrable
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forest. When, finally, you do kill the monkey, more
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likely than not you'll have to climb into the canopy to
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retrieve it."
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-- Joe Kane, author of "Savages" 1995 Knopf
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0009231806 this issue NOT dedicated to Tio Sam.
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Hi there,
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I'm prime anarchist and you're not. Yeah, like that
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bugs you, right? Well this is my columnar content
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for this weekend. If you don't like it, write your
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own and paste it over this one.
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"Nader also shared the stage with former TV talk
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show host Phil Donahue, campaign finance activist
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Granny D and video satirist Michael Moore."
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This is from news reports of Nader at Target
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stadium last nite in Minneapolis. Most of it'll
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be stuff you already know if you watched a couple
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minutes of C-Span in the past 24 hours, but the
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Granny D part was new to me, so I'm assuming it may
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be new to the rest of us too. Who doesn't remember
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Granny D? That nice old lady with cookies bigger
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than Maggy Thatchroofer even. And definitely more
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intestinal fortitude than Raygun, Bushwack and
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BoyBlunder Clinton combined.
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"Dynablob," a JWH album about Bob Dylan.
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Hmmm. Peculiar...
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MUENSTER-CHEESE CARD: There Are Some Things Just
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Too Phunny To Make Phun Of. Nah... For Everything
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Else There's Activist Times, Internet.
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PRIVELEGE TO shake Cheney's hand publicly.
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============= $5000
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TICKET TO attend a Nader/LaDuke rally indoors.
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============= $5
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SEEING CLINTON on his way out paraphrasing things
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Nader's been saying for 30 years (like "fuel-saving
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vehicles and energy efficient buildings and [funding]
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clean energy technology)
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============= PRICELESS.
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"You find something that you love and then you
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twist it and torture it - try to find a way to make
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money at it - spend a lifetime doing that - and at the
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end you can't find a trace of what you started out
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lovin'"
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--Harry Connick Jr as Justin Matisse talking about
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the American Dream in "Hope Floats."
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Aargh - An Opinion - Who's buying my RC now???
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British company Cadbury Schweppes is buying RC Cola.
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Who are the people TriArc bought it from before that?
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I guess the first thought crossing my mind was "I'm
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just glad it's neither Poke-acola or Cepsi, right? Well,
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every other time RC Cola gets bought or sold, they end
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up under someone who's under someone who's under someone
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who's under coke or pepsi. This time holds promise.
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For now.
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I'm prime anarchist and I typed that.
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/?/------------------------/?/
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LIKE TO DANCE?: Do The Numba.
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http://halturner.orn.com/BushsaysThanks.htm
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http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/guitar/Lynyrd/free.txt
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http://www.folkloretheatre.com
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati/ati216.html
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http://www.christinaaguilar.com/eng/main_e.htm
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http://www.siriuscommunity.org
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http://www.adcritic.com/content/nike-why-sport-chainsaw-olympics-nbc.html
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http://www.metafilter.com
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http://www.hanksville.org/NAresources/indices/NAactivist.html
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http://www.twistedinternet.com/library/Underground%20Magazines
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http://www.vulgarian.com/ipa/20th/references.html
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http://www.cs.pdx.edu/~trent/ochs/lyrics/where-were-you-in-chicago.html
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http://www.luckyboys.com/main.htm
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http://Nogore.com
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http://216.167.120.50
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http://www.angrycoffee.com
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http://www.beavoter.org
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http://marcocapelli.iuma.com
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http://FuckedCompany.com
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http://home.crosswinds.net
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http://www.mythologic.net/priceless
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http://www.soaw.org
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Due To Reasons Beyond Our Petrol: THIS ISSUE SHALL REMAIN LETTUCELESS
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JOKE OF THE MONTH CLUB: The First One's Phree; After That They're
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$7.98 each plus $5 shipping and $4 handling and a $10 ripper fee,
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oh, and did we forget you need to include a SASE and your credit
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card number and expiration date???
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One of Marcos' commandantes was visiting a neice in
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Mexico city and he was heard remarking about the 19 inch
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monitor on her spiffy new Gateway:
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"viva la resolution."
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JUST SO'S U KNOW: A Press Release That Missed Deadline.
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The National Association of Broadcasters is the political
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arm of the broadcasting industry. It spends millions every
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year lobbying to keep the airwaves out of the hands of the
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public.
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PROTEST DURING THE NAB CONVENTION
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September 20th - 23rd, 2000 - San Francisco
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Act Up, Party Down, Raise Hell, Shout Out!
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Bring your microradio transmitters, your video
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cameras, your webcasts, your dancing shoes,
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and your militant nonviolent attitude!
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(PAWN) - McGraw and Hill Merge and Make Books.
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NASHVILLE, Ten - Tom McGraw Corporation announced a
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friendless buyout of Faithful Hall Enterprises, LLC.
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The two entertainment industries will now be in charge
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of almost all the publishing of "absolutely everything
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paper" in the US, Germany, the Balkans and Indonesia.
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Since McGraw owned Downelly, Random Apartment, and
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Hoe before the merger and Hall owned Harcourt Brace, Dell
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and Gutenberg, the new "family" will forever be called
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Hall-Downelly-Dell-McGraw-Brace-Random-Apartment-Harcourt-
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Jovanovich-Gutenberg - or Haddem Bra Jogger for short.
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"Holy hyphonated kids," said Hall.
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McGraw looked at it a little differently. Since both
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CEO's are also singers who call themselves artists, now
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when four middle-aged white men write and propose songs
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to McGraw or Hall they're basically talking publishing
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as well as singing, instrumentation, lunchboxes, t-shirts,
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beercanopeners, and using the digital equipment that makes
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a flat B-flat into a crisp tonal A-Sharp. not to mention
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making the word "me" sound more like the pleasingly
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popular "maaaaay."
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"Basically," said McGraw trying desperately to shed his
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Indian Outlaw nickname, "You can now hand me a piece of
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sheet music, and not only can I fake it a capella on the
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spot, but then I can honestly say, 'would you like grayscale
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or tri-color with that?'"
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-30-
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LULLABIES OF THE ITCH AND SHAMELESS
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Do you remember those singles in the 70's that included
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Dickie Goodman's "Energy Crisis '74?" I don't remember all
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the titles but there were a bunch of 'em. The Crisis one
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had Dickie Goodman pretending to be a journalist asking
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Nixon questions, and instead of Nixon's voice as a response
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you heard "Leave Me Alone," or "Why Can't We Be Friends,"
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stuff like that.
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Well, honest to that form - we now here "ask" each of
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the 4 (count 'em four) prez candidates to name their fave
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childhood lullaby.
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Now, since Alvin Bore already admitted that his mom
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invented the lullaby, we'll leave him out of this one.
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Look for that union label somewhere else.
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OK. Ralphie Nader, sing us a beddybye song.
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"I'm gonna wash that man right outa my hair."
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How about you, Mr. George Daddy WarBush.
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"Like a Rhinestoned cowboy, gettin' away w' murder,
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and a cokespoon up in my nose."
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And Puke Buchanderdanden? Pat said, "Brit Hume, baby
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one more time."
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Wait! Another candidate? Could it be? Stepping up to
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the plate is none other than Saddam Hussein, the comeback
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kid. Overcoming smartbombs, dumb newscasts, lymph cancer,
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and counter-counter-counter-counter-intelligence, he's
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stepping up for a swing at presidential politics. Wow.
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You've got balls the size of Spaulding (tm)(sic.) sweatshops!
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OK. Hit it. But how'd you get 1,000 signatures in Utah???
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"Old Mother Reagan, and her crew. She took away from,
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me and you, I seen her go..."
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A couple songs 4 U in the "broadside" tradition.
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E A
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Georgia, Georgia,
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E B7
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You're always on my mind.
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E B7 E
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You're always, always on my mind.
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E Bm7
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You're the hub of apartheid
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And you're always
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Dbm E
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And you're always on my mind.
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From George the 3rd,
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E
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To the Bush and the Shrub
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To the School of Assassins
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And that name change overdub
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A Bm7
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It's the same old song keeps
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E B7 E
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Georgia on my mind.
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Georgia - you're
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always
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on my mind.
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BIRMINGHAM: Who Says There's No US Holy War?
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Written Sept 15, 2000
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A E
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(ch) 4 little girls, 4 little girls
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D A
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you killed 4 little girls
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E
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4 little girls 4 little girls
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D E A [DEA: how poetic!]
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you KILLED 4 little girls
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D A
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Did you return to your own church
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D A
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Did you go back and kiss your own mom
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D A
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Did you do religion in your hometown
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E D A
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That sunday when Birmingham burned to the ground
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(ch)
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Did you think someday you might confess
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Could you hide your entire life more or less
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We wondered for decades just where you might be
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When you killed 4 little girls
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(ch)
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I'd say the same to Pinochet
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Or Bush or Hitler or Saddam Hussein
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I've shouted out loud at the Pentagon
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And hundreds of churches in the pouring rain
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(spoken: you hearda the 10 commandments, right?)
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(ch)
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PAWN, Prime Arachnid Wooly Nectar is a Hully Gully Sub City
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of PAP, Prime Anarchist Productions; NOPE, NoOne in Particular
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Enterprises; and ATI, Activist Times, Inert. All rights remain equal
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and opposite any lefts you make, and don't forget your lunch
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money is on the table under the pig-shaped napkin holder.
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Like What You See?
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Tell phriendz.
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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Don't Like?
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Tell us, or:
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S U B M I T S O M E T H I N G B E T T E R ! ! !
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Send lettuce, comments or something else to: ati@etext.org
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SOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOACLOSINGTHESOA
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dedicated: Carl Rowan. Dead and gone, but wrote a lot...
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=CO|DA=
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(this came in just in time for "stop the presses..."
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I remember when Carmelle, of the British Coalition
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for E Timor, first introduced me to the problems of
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the E Timorese nation. And how after, try as we
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"may", we could not get Brian May, guitarist of Queen
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to step out of his shell of industrial privilege, wherein
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he also gloried in local "charitable" success. Years
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after his band of neocapitalists had, under S African
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apartheid, taken 5million Queen pounds out of Sun
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City within a week. To add his megastar weight to a
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concert in the UK for E Timor.
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One imagines that, apart from a number of hostile
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Indonesians and a few generals in Rangoon. It was
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wonderful for the whole world to see marathon runner
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Aquida Amaral, even while, due to Olympian red tape
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that has little to do with the harsh realities of
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international sports and politics. And while not fully
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representing her bravest of nations. Pause, and on
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one Buddhist knee, so often the pose of Christian
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athletes from so many richer and more capitalist
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lands. Send a profound message to a mostly
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unconscious world. Her own grateful thanks for her
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nations long awaited Australian backed "UN freedom".
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As one certainly wishes that the UN, for reasons
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of its own anti racist and anti heroin credibilities,
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had gone "head to head" with the IOC to oust racist
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Burma from the games. But once the Games
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commenced and the Rangoon junta was allowed to
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compete with a provenly apartheid squad.. One also
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hopes that not only Jose Ramos-Horta and Xanana
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are at the party. For of all long distance runners,
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and after the many tribulations of S Africa and its
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so called sporting life, the continued bravery of
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the oppressed people of E Timor must come,
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historically, next in line.
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