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"Well, Jerry turned to me, and he said. 'Ed,' he
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said, 'you're sober almost half the time, and I'm
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good for about half a show, so let's do it.' The
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rest, as they say is history."
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--Ed McMahan about his upcoming merger with
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the Verizon/3Com/Staples MD telethon corporation.
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[dedication]-[possession of an instrument of crime]
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Hi I'm Prime23 and it's Friday nite. I don't really have
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much of a column this weekend. A quote or two maybe
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and a poem I've pulled out of thin air. Let's just say
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I don't have much of a publishorial or editorial
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opinion 2nite. Well I do, but I'll keep that schtuff
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to myself for now...
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Boyee, it's hot out. When will August end? Certainly not
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in September, eh?
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If you ask ME, KatsKan is a pretty good band. Not great,
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just pretty good. You probably have no idea what I'm
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talking about huh? Read on, it gets worse.
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OK here's a quote I noticed. Or a notice I quoted. I don't
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remember. But I do remember the phollowing:
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"If 1992 was about enlightenment, then we're in the dark
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ages now."
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--Jeff Ayeroff, founder of MTV's "Rock The Vote," non-
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profit corporation. Despite their dog and pony show, less
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than 20% of 18-24 year olds will vote in '00 just the same
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as what happened in 96, 92 and 88.
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OK I have a quick book review and I'm out of here. And I mean
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real quick.
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ANOTHER SHORT BOOK REVIEW
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Arianna Huffington's "How To Overthrow The Government"
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is what you'd get when you simply remove all things violent
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from the Unabomber's Manifesto.
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My fave quote so far?
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Honestly, I'm only on page 91 of 317.
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Perhaps "The Statue of Liberty should be turned around
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to face this country."
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LETTUCE L E T T U C E ! ! !
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to ati@etext.org
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I think I like Primus.
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Have you heard Ozzie and Primus' remake of NIB?
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Grung3 Sp0nge
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[ed note: R U makin' phun o' me???]
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to ati@etext.org
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Let's get right to the point.
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I am looking for positive motivated people that
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want and need to make a minimum of 10k per month.
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Do you have a burning desire to change the
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quality of your existing life?
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abbaker@[].[]
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[ed note: should I even answer that?]
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To Doris Haddock
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It isn't nice to block the doorways
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But it sure was fun.
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Thank you, Nana.
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Mark Weisenheimer.
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to ATI
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You know, I read in the NYTimes today where ALL the indians did not
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profit from the legalization of gambling Casinos. You could look it
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up or...anyway, it compared the Mohegans & Pequots to the Pima Apache
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and some other tribes out there, and they just aren't the same.
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Never were.
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But the real answer to the inequities in income/benefit to The
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Tribes is to empower them in some other way. A different
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Enfranchisement for every different Tribe! I say!
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sisyphus (860)
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OPEN LETTER TO JELLO BIAFRA
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Yo Jello,
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When once in a debate you asked Jennifer Norwood who's
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paying the PMRC's bills she blurted out "Occidental and
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Merrill Lynch."
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Do you have any plans of harrassing Al Gore this time
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around for making Lieberman, Tipper the movie and TV
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industry his newest battleground? I expect him to
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publicly attack Buddhist Colombians who fast from
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cocaine any day now.
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I'll be asking you this in Q&A at my leg of your
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Spitfire Tour this semester if you wanna prepare
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yourself and you happen to see this ahead of time.
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Peace, Love and Praise the Ammunition,
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marco
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[and in correspondence which regrettably must remain
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anonymous (I probably shouldn't have printed it for
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that very reason...)(I've held to the side of safety
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so many other times, I decided to risk this one, call
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me daring this year...)]
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At 18:40 24.08.00 -0500, ATI wrote:
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>In april I was told by someone who claims to have worked for the dulles
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>side of george bush sr's family that shrub had already arranged his win,
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>and if he has to hire people like the person I was talking with to off
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>people, he will.
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>Didn't scare me, as I'd heard stuff like that all my life, but it
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>was kind of unsettling the things in world affairs he seemed to know
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>about. I think he was for real. He was a waiter in a bar in Georgetown
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>next door to the coffee house I was playing guitar at that nite.
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Thu, 31 Aug 2000 21:58:26 +0200 [anon.] wrote:
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Like I've been telling everyone since 1963, the Bush (Act II) Year 2000
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presidency (i.e., dictatorship) was "arranged" in 1963, just before the
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Bush-led coup against JFK which included his assassination.
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# # SSS
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# # '' S S
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# # # # # # ' ' S
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'' SS
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# # # # # # ' S
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# # ' S S
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# # SSS
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http://www.milksucks.com
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http://www.ratm.com/enter.html
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http://www.mother.com/~bravopop/BLNT
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http://www.ijn.com/archive/032400.htm#gore
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http://members.xoom.com/patrontest/links.html
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/poems.html
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http://www.subgenius.com/subg-digest/v0/0296.html
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http://members.theglobe.com/wrong_hero/modernwisdom21.htm
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http://www.theroc.org/roc-mag/textarch/roc-01/roc01-01.htm
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http://www.freespeech.org/amygdala/articles/random.htm
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http://www.geocities.com/Hollywood/4203/green.html
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http://www.supersnail.com/webzine2000/2index.html
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/guthrie.html
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http://www.charm.net/~brooklyn/Texts/Bomb.html
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http://members.aol.com/mikeknac/camp2000.html
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http://www.angelfire.com/wy/1000/index.html
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http://marcocapelli.iuma.com
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http://www.art-money.dk
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(T)(I)(M)(E)(S)
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All New ATI - with 13K worth of PleasureCrystals
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T H E Y H O P E F I S H D O N ' T L I K E R O C K
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ERIE, Pa. Reprinted from (AP) Oct 23, 1972. (back when they
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didn't rely on satellites to bring you the news) -- The Penn
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Electric Co. says it's going to attempt to scare gizzard shad
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from waters near its facilities by broadcasting rock music on
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underwater loudspeakers.
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The utility says the one-foot long fish die from a lack of
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oxygen when they are drawn by heated water from the firm's
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water discharge pipes in the East and West Slip Bay waters of
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Lake Erie.
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The utility says it's using rock and other contemporary
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music because scientists have advised that fish can become
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accustomed to less jarring music.
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[][][][][][][]
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I walked the floor of the White House night after night until
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midnight; and I am not ashamed to tell you gentlemen, that I
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went down on my knees and prayed (to) Almighty God for light
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and guidance more than one night. And one night late it came
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to me this way - I don't know how it was, but it came: (1)
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That we could not give them [the Philippine Islands] back to
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Spain - that would be cowardly and dishonorable; (2) that we
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could not turn them over to France or Germany - our commercial
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rivals in the Orient - that would be bad business and
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discreditable; (3) that we could not leave them to themselves -
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they were unfit for self-government - and they would soon have
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anarchy and misrule over there worse than Spain's was; and (4)
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that there was nothing left for us to do but to take them all,
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and to educate the Filipinos, and uplift and civilize and
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Christianize them, and by God's grace do the very best we could
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by them, as our fellow-men for whom Christ also died.
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--William McKinley, President of the United States, 1899
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ATI Guided Research Project Of The Week
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What do: 1) Melvin Laird and
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2) Lawrence Eagleburger have in common?
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poem -
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by marco
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cover band
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tenor sax
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i think he
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likes it ; because
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it pays him well
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and it's almost
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like music.
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In honor of George Bush Jr's president errant
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aspirations, and his bottle of ketchup dad,
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I bring you these prime anarchist notes while
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watching "The Attack of The Killer Tomatoes."
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Just finished up zappa's "200 motels."
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Now I'm watching the Humble Pie / Peter Frampton
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where are they now, or whatever on vh1.
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I'm about to watch "attack of the killer tomatoes"
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a second time looking for content for my zine.
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I know I wanna get the "groton sub base closes
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down" footage for sure.
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Jerry Moss and Herb Alpert.
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The A's and the M's of A&M, hmmm...
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Penny McCall.
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Everyone's groupie.
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Well, til she became the Queen of Frampton.
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Dee Anthony, manager.
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Frampton and the BeeGees; sgt peppers lonely
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hearts club band.
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No script. "felt like a monkees episode."
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Pretty much the story of his life, huh?
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Sting for VH1's Save the Music. Because our
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501C3 desperately needs a bunch of junk money!!!
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Are you ready to rumble?
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This is only the second time I've ever watched
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"AOTKT"
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Johnny Depp and Martin Landau in Tim Burton's
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Ed Wood. Nice short preview. I haven't seen that
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one yet.
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Mothers Boys: preview's too long. Not gonna see THAT one.
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The Crow. Another one of those chock full soundtracks I
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never got around to catching.
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OK, the director's cut of Attack of the Killer Tomatoes.
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"16 years ago..."
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Constantine J. Dillon.
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Was the theme song really played on the shuttle in 90???
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In '92; 14 years after the original release.
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Present Day. Yeah right. Wearing THAT clothing?
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Attack of the killer tomatoes
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Attack of the killer tomatoes
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They'll beat you bash you squish you mash you
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chew you up for brunch
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and finish you off for dinner or lunch
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They're marching down the halls
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They're crawling up the walls
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They're gooey gushy squishy mushy
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Rotten to the core
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They're standing outside your door
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Remember Herman Farvage
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While taking out his garbage
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He turned around and he did see
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Tomatoes hiding in his tree
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Now he's just a memory
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I know I'm going to miss her
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A tomato ate my sister
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Sacramento fell today
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They're marching into San Jose
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Tomatoes are on their way
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The mayor is on vacation
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They've come to shred the nation
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The police have gone on strike today
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The national guard has run away
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[repeat chorus]...lunch, lunch, lunch, lunch...
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"1 adam 12"
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It's not blood, it's tomato juice.
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poor timmy. et him all up.
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I'm not talking about that, you weiner.
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What about the tomatoes?
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I want this thing contained.
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All we wanted was a bigger healthier tomato.
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What's the poop on pffft?
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This will never become a problem that Americans need fear.
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Will you can it, you little pud puller.
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[The president signing pieces of paper, one pen
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for each piece of paper, crumbling up every piece
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of paper after signing "Official Presidential
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Signing paper." hehehe]
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Ah, the antidote. Ronny Desmond's "Puberty Love."
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And today, the President closed the nation's last remaining
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submarine base at Groton, CT.
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When asked why he had made the startling decision he said,
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"Those funny little black ships just keep sinking anyway."
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I think I'll stop it and leave you with that.
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Enjoy the flick.
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ATI - esulphur for all those walking dead around you
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JUST A HOUSE
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a poem by Marco Capelli
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When Jack sleeps on a queen sized bed
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Eating food fit for a king
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In a 9-room house he remembers
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21 year old army buddies
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Telling him he's "ate up,"
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He sips a 7-Up at 6 pm watching
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Channel 5 news wondering what four -
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Pushing 30-Something knowing
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Credit card debt is maybe the only
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Two Aces left up his sleeve,
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He throws down a 10-spot for gas
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And wonders if his whole essence
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Isn't just a house of cards.
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!ACHTUNG! [PAWN] - Attention, until further notice, the larger
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percentage of P A World Newz stories will NOT be filed. Most
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notably the ones financial in nature. "You know," said Prime
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Anarchist, CEO and President of Prime Anarchist Presentations,
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"the ones that might cause you to rush out and sell off all your
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shares before doing even a quick Jeeves or Google to see if the
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story is true or just a bunch of YAHOOie!" Anarchist went on to
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say that in the not too distant past there was a story about a
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certain corporation purchasing all of Vatican City and in the
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time it took their hightech owner to let the world know it was
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just not true, he'd somehow lost thirty five (35) dollars.
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"People jumped out of skyscrapers, and some even called the
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FBI complaining, but all in all nothing was damaged beyond
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repair," said Abe Gill, CEO of Yet Another Company, Inc., who'd
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been asked if he would consider major jail time for Anarchist,
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as the story may or may not have originated at ATI headquarters
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inside of a 286 laptop computer linked up to the net with a
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2400 baud modem on a shell account.
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"I mean it's not like he pulled an Emulex or something," Gill
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said. The YAC chief went on to say he applauds Anarchist's
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quick editorial decision, as it's always best to "rest in the
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arms of safety," than to "risk something risky" on the side of
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chance or great risk.
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And in other PAWN Merger Mania News...
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WASH - (PAWN) CDC and CDC Embroil In Friendly Merger.
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Commercial Department of Conservation has mergered with the
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Coloured Diversity Committee.
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Yes, it surprised everyone. No one thought these two would be
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able to find so much as one laptop or apple workstation to call
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redundant between the two major nonprofit corporations, but they
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did it. And they managed to get rid of 6,900 employees between
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the two of them.
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That is not to say any of them had any difficulty getting 3rd
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shift jobs at the fourteen Hardees, twelve Borders Books or
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seven Gables In A Partridge-Pear Tree outlets locally for well
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above minimum wage either.
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"It was friendly," said Bonnie Ocean, teamchief of one CDC or
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another. "You put your hand upon your hip, and when the NASDAQ
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dips you dip." She went on to say it's as "easy as ABC. You All
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fill out forms, some of you will Be in your cubicle next Monday
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and some of you, well we'll C you to the Door." The rest, she
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said is history.
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Their new name will be the Common Decency Collective, "or CDC
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for short." Companies that used to be Conservation Departments
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will focus mostly on Conservative issues; while the coloured
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people will take a more progressive style like back in the day
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when there were unions or captains to rely on.
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(A)(C)(T)(I)(V)(I)(S)(T) (T)(I)(M)(E)(S)
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& as per: we end with metaphor.
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ATI - White Phosphorous for getting the lead out.
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-ISP-
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Another PAP Incredibly Short Poem
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reagan__stands__for_getting__things
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Send all gripes, naipes & handiwipes to ATI!
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The Zine's semi-official website is at:
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli
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http://flag.blackened.net/ati/23ati.html
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&
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
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for all things reconsidered.
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Oh and even though we haven't paid it nearly
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enough attention lately, our
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ftp site is at:
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ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
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Oh yeah, and if you've got cents, you'll dial
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1-860-887-2600 vmb 5293
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Oh and yeah, ...never mind.
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Gnome Poem
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by anarchist23
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When it all hits too close to home
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When the drug is so big it's
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Surrounding you...
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As the machine eats 2/3 of your soul
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And since everyone except you
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Seems so crazily into their
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Disconnected sanity,
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Insisting that if you'll only
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Salute Big Brother all will
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Play out as it should.
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When the world is ordering up anew,
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As well - all of Alexandria begins
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Imploding like a gigantic sucking, swirling sinkhole -
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You begin to think that metaphor
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Is all that's left.
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<-- Squeeze & Shake -->
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ati@etext.org
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