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Live From Sesame Street!
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It's a bird, it's a plane,
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It's flyinG moose droppinGs!
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ATI
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ATI
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ATI
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!!!
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Special STACI Issue.
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aaa ttttttt iiiii
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a a t i
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aaaaa t i
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a a t i
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a a 1 t 8 iiiii 8
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4asep99 1050pm
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This issue brouGht to you by the letter 'G'
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=-=-=-=
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from
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the
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pub
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lisher
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I love double meaninGs.
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I double meaninGs.
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I mean double-meaninGs.
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I'm Prime Anarchist and you're not.
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This is ATI. Activist Times, Intentional E-Zine.
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The Rag read round the world.
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Happy Hmong New Year.
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This issue is a lot of fun. Happy readinG.
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Happy clicking. Happy everythinG. It's short
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and sweet, to the point and good to eat.
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There isn't much music this issue, and not
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much anarchy. But a little hackinG, some
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Good old fashioned fake news, all the other
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stuff you've come to know and love.
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If you find any G's that we've for g otten
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to capitalize on, do it yourself!
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I'm prime anarchist and I said that.
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ps: no letters to the editor
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this week.
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hint,
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hint...
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#'s
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http://www.usu.edu/~cnr/quinney/jan-lib.htm
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http://www.copvcia.com/dontblink.htm
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http://iberian.com/gmatter/tapestry
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http://www.madison-web.com/pheonix/default2.htm
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http://www.geocities.com/soho/nook/1574
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http://www.ebb.ns.ca/icon
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http://www.revgarydavis.com
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http://www.furpeaceranch.com
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http://liquefy.isca.uiowa.edu/info/misc/wordly.i.love.you
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http://liquefy.isca.uiowa.edu/info/misc/250.dollar.cookie.recipe
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http://www.angelfire.com/yt/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/az/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/sc/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/sd/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/wv/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/ab/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/on/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/sk/staci
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http://www.angelfire.com/ut/Spaci
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http://www.angelfire.com/va/StaciPage
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http://www.angelfire.com/ut/McCalmant
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http://www.thepentagon.com/barataeletrica
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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http://thepentagon.com/TheX
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http:/www.thepentagon.com/Rimmele
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http://www.thepentagon.com/jcarey
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http://www.thepentagon.com/slider
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http://www.frucht.org
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http://www.frucht.com
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http://www.frucht.net
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/frucht.html
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http://www.freespeech.org/kokopeli/frucht.html
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http://www.biologie.uni-ulm.de/lehre/allgbot/frucht.html
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http://www.szuv.bekes.hungary.net/kere/frucht.htm
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http://www.telecom.at/baeckerei/order/codes/10/frucht.html
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COKE MACHINES ON THE INTER NET
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The latest in hacker trends. :)
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Actually, they've been around for a little while now...
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These are actual Coke and M'n'M machines connected to the
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Internet, and when fingered, provide you with the amount of
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soft drinks held within.
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I doubt you could hack 'em, anyway... and if you could, how
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would you get the product? :)
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These are just interesting, so I put them in. Enjoy.
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drink@csh.rit.edu
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graph@drink.csh.rit.edu
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coke@cmu.edu
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(verified: sep 4. mf)
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@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu
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bargraph@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu
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mnm@coke.elab.cs.cmu.edu
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coke@cs.wisc.edu
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(verified: sep 4. mf)
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coke@gu.uwa.edu.au
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[ed note: if anyone wants to verify any others
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or send in new ones, ati@etext.org]
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ATI - Home of ZRE's (Zines Ready to Eat)
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SEWER BACKUP SINKS 700,000-PLUS HOMES.
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Written by Staci Charles
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(PAWN) New Fork, NF - In the suburbs around New Fork City
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yesterday people in their homes suddenly found themselves
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sinking.
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Reggie Smith came home to find that his house was four
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feet underground.
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"I just left for work in the morning, and when I came
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home I couldn't open my door." Rescuers are still trying
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to save some 20,000 people still stuck in their houses.
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Over 747,747 homes were affected.
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Investigators are blaming the growing use of hoses to
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keep lawns green, and the fact that several bears and
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other woodland creatures have been spotted relieving
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themselves in the sewers. "We've just taken away too
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many of the trees, their natural toilets," said Nancy
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Weildman, forest ranger. Weildman went on to explain
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that trees are naturally better processors of bear
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whiz than sewersystems.
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WORMS: GIVE US $ FOR OUR WORK!
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Normal, ILL - In the first ever suit filed by worms,
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the worms claim that they should be compensated for
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the work done by them to help humans catch fish and
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other such feats. There will be more details on this
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case in the next issue; this trial will be our feature
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issue for the next week.
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--Staci Charles for PAWN (Prime Anarchist World Newz)
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()ATI - We're Not Gonna ()
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() Let Up Til You're ()
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()Wearing Vests & Cords()
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And now, an official Prime Anarchist
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Semi-legible rant.
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Yeah, yeah. I know, usually this is
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bedazzling the Publisher's Column. But
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I thought I'd mix things up a bit. Get
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this here now, and then next week will
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be bizz bizz as you zoo wool.
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"Haha, I have one ready," said the first
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woman today who sold me a lemonade. She was
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holding it just out of site like flowers
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behind her back until I held out my buck and
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said "large lemonade please."
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I ended up dumping it a little while after
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that (which got resolved nicely (topic for
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some other story)) when I sat down in the
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shade under the pavillion during my break from
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a hard day of busking. About 50 feet from me
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stood a woman with only two teeth staring at me
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pointing my way with a ciGarette between the
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two finGers she's usinG to point. I Guess you
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had to be there. Perfect movie moment. Where's
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Super8 when you need it. She's smilinG wide,
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never stoppinG. LookinG like a freezeframe
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from hell.
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My third time Glancing her way (believe me -
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there's much better things to be looking at here
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at the place I busk every summer) seeing her still
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GawkinG made me a little bit bothered. No,
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smitten wouldn't be a Good word here. Pissed?
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Tweeked? Flustered? More like feelinG sorry,
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but more toward "Get away!"
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I'll bet I dumped my lemonade like a snake
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makinG potty in your hand so you'll let him
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escape.
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OK, doe key. EnouGh psycho-socio-cerebro anal asses,
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eh?
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You know what sucks? I got a letter to the
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editor from a hacker in Taiwan this week.
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He wrote it in Taiwanese!!! I can't read that
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stuff!!!
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I wish I could do commo with the Guy, or
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"Gal," or whatever. I really do. I don't even have
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a way to know what's a word, what's a phrase,
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and what's a paGe break, so I can't feed the
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thing into a translator or anything either! AT LEAST
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NOT ANY ONES I'M FAMILIAR WITH. THIS JUST BITES.
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IT REALLY DOES. I TRIED TO WRITE BACK A LETTER
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IN ENGLISH THAT WASN'T TOO ETHNOCENTRIC AT LEAST.
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Oh well, I'm just a little flubbercrusted, I
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Guess. And never mind that it was the only actual
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letter to the editor ATI G O T T H I S
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W E E K ! ! !
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I'm riding the city bus today and this lady
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weiGhing almost as little as 30 pounds or so's
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wearing an old fashioned Grey basketball wristband
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sweatband underneath her watch (yeah, I've seen that
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"style" where does that show up from???) would you
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know it, she's pullinG the bus-stop-request-cord
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with a yellow kleenex.
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Ohp, she's holding each railinG pole with it too!
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Careful, lady. I saw some of your skin touch that
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metal from the pole there. Just a little bit. Ooh.
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Better use peroxide...
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This has been a rant the size of a mendicant
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telephant.
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We end with a short poem by Amy Ouzoonian
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[reprinted from a book I 4got the name of
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and DOH! I 4got to write it down...]
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(why do we end with poetry?
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BECAUSE IN THE END, ALL U GOT IS MYTH)
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She Won't Say That She's Unhappy
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by Amy Ouzoonian
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Sometimes women don't lose
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Their weddingbands
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While doing the dishes.
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Send anything to:
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ati@cosmos.lod.com
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Or if you can't remember all that:
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ati@etext.org
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Go to our never-official website at:
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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Get back issues at:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/cygnus.html
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And sign up for the once a week publication at
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our listserver. We'll let YOU FIND THAT ONE on
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your own.
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"Have an Activist Times day..."
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--Enri Fnord |