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Hot enough there for you there, hey?
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Live, from the heat-wave, it's ATI
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issue 181. July 5, 1999. Happy Undependence
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Day.
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<-> <-> <-> <->
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| ATI181 | 11K and proud of it.
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v v
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<-> <-> <-> <->
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I'm prime anarchist, and here's something
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funky for you. Then of course, our #'s run
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and our letters to the editor. We'll end
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with loose stuff and poetry, or was that
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much stuff, and loose poetry? Er, uh, we'll
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get loose and send you some poetry...
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HOOT MON
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penned by prime anarchist productions
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"I'm going to die by my schedule, in case
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you can tell."
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A woman wearing an olive drab polo-shirt
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white khaki's and the nice looking brown
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steel-toes has made a weekly planner to
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give the new summer intern, a Japanese
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international student who's wearing an olive
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drab polo shirt, white khaki's and the nice
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steel-toe shoes. She's thumbing through HER
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planner, and training him on how to be a
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floor manager.
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There's at least 4 meetings he'll be
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required to attend every day. 4 or 5 others
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are optional.
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She's telling him he'll make a fine
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manager. Of course if he keeps dressing the
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part; soon he may be president.
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Well, Hole may have killed this year's
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Lilith Fair, but Jerry Falwell probably
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just gave it mouth to mouth. He's declared
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it sinful and satanic. Expect record sales.
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SNIGLET: recessitation. The false economy
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that's been operating for decades now so
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the middle and upper class can thrive/survive
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without too much sacrifice - devil may care
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for that urine and feces smell on just about
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every sidewalk in this country nowadays.
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Give it up for Anya Lasagna.
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Don't get any lasagna on 'ya.
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How does Burger King get the fish to grow
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square like that?
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<><>Prime<><>
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#'s
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http://www.gwbush.com
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http://www.sunnyday.com/colfax
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http://www.hanksville.org/storytellers/northrup
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http://www.nobien.com
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http://www.themarcusgarveybbs.com
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http://www.synapse.net/~kgerken
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http://www.rcc.ryerson.ca/chiapas
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http://www.gooey.com
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)=(
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LETTUCE FROM OUR READERS
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)=(
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hey, im at kinkos now,
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the site works just fine!
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degrees (???)
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)=(
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you will become Miss Internet
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goto http://www.bellezze.com
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and win
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??? (???)
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)=(
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I am going to buy a bumper stick that
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says "I Support Hackers" because of
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the recent FBI harrassement of the
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hacker community. The hackers retaliated,
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something our government has never delt
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with - someone with a backbone, and
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consequently the FBI hasen't got a clue
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as to what to do. The more I think about
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it the more I realize that I'm never going
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to go into the FBI. Anyways, enjoy your
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day everyone, expecially all you working
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in hot, sweaty, physical, menial labor,
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demeaning, low paying jobs - right here
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from the guy at a desk, with a computer,
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in a shirt and NO tie, air conditioning,
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making more money than you, with security
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clearence to national documents, and of
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course no physical work neccessary.
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Love ya all!
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John (203)
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)=(
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Showering with you:
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water sliding down my limbs,
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your touch on my skin.
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beki
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)=(
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From: CountVoo@xxxxxx/x/x/x/xx.com
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To: Marc Frucht
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Subject: re: [ati] ati180
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just from a old fart...
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appreciate your continued efforts
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'hacking' this corrupt government
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keep up the good work...
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and shutem down!
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)=(
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I think you need to strike a compromise.
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So many times we only have one shot at
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communicating. I'm sure you've run into
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someone who halting speaks your language
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& you notice how s/he leaves out certain
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customary articles & in the noticing you
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miss the communication. I'd
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like you to leave:
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________________ a poem
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by Marc
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Even perfect round wood chip
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Circles around all trees in the park
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Bring many images of
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Slavery
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Karla
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[ed note: thnx K. I took U 2 heart]
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)=(
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to ati@etext.org
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Why not write a column
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called AMP.
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Anarchy Music & Poetry.
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Should be a LOT of
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mileage from that.
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anon (408)
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)=(
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One of the very best
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of yours that I have seen.
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All Ways,
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Ish
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)=(
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ONION'S "Stain-Removal Guide"
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Here's a handy guide to getting out those
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pesky fabric stains:
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:reprinted from:
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:Onion Vol. 35.:
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: Number 24 :
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BLOOD
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Spill more blood around area of stain
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so it won't stand out as much.
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INK
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Fall to knees and plead, "Why God,
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why? Why dost thou test me so?"
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GRASS
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Write the name of your liquid detergent
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on stain. Wash. Hold up to camera, and
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show off the unbelievable results.
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MUD
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Place large iron-on NASCAR patch over
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stain. Apply heat for 60 seconds.
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GRAPE JUICE
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Rub stain vigorously with wet paper
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towel from restroom while saying,
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"expletive, expletive, expletive."
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TOMATO SAUCE
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Take out the mook responsible for
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your tomato-sauce stain by executing
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him gangland-style in the back of the
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head. Capeche?
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COFFEE
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Rub cream and sugar into stain. Apply
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oral suction. Enjoy rich, robust coffee-
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stain flavor.
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CHEWING GUM
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Using permanent marker, draw dotted line
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around stain. Cut carefully on dotted
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line.
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NAIL POLISH
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Nail-polish stains are actually quite
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lovely. Why not leave them in for a
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pleasing "homecrafted" look.
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BLEACH
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Insoluble. Burn down house.
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USGC Declares Virus Yucky.
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<PAWN>Menom - Press Release from US Gambling
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Commission. Do not gamble Dec 31.
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If you do, you MUST stop by 11. Between
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noon and midnite everyone gambling is
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vulnerable to the Y2K body clock virus.
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"BodyClock causes patrons to weep," says
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Commissioner Gordon, "it's horrible. The last
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time this happened was 9/9/89. It'll happen
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again the end of the year because there's
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nothing we can do about it. We were able to
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stop it for 9/9/99 though."
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Gordon says the most common side effect
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to BodyClock was causing people to experience
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shirt-loss.
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-STG!- Real Story -LMFAO-
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Underwear Robber Gets 35 Years
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<PARN> Prime Anarchist Real News
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MILWAUKEE - A gunman convicted of robbing
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women of their underwear blamed his crimes
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on cocaine and alcohol.
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"I'm not a bad person," Chad J. Hammond
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told a Milwaukee County judge before he was
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sentenced. "I never realized what kind of
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person I was on cocaine."
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But, Judge Mel Flanagan feels he hasn't
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owned up to the crimes of his sexual
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dysfunction.
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<-> <-> <-> <->
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^ ^
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v v
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<-> <-> <-> <->
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NEWS DESIGN EDITOR
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Family owned daily newspaper fighting the
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last great newspaper war with Gannett seeks
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news design editor to design Page One and
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inside pages and oversee nightly production.
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Seeking a thinker with innovative design
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ideas.
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Experience required.
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Competitive pay and great benefits.
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Letter, resume and clips to
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Tom Gunderson
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Managing Editor
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GBNC.
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133 S. Monroe
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GB WI 54301
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(this ad appeared on page 34 of the
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Green Bay News Chronicle's June 25 issue.)
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<-> <-> <-> <->
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^ ^
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v v
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<-> <-> <-> <->
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Oots!
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This Study Brought to you by Prozac.
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According to a recent study that wasn't
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done; most breast-fed babies grow up to
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prefer Burger King, whereas bottle-fed
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babies would rather to eat at McDonalds.
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Once again proving that some kids wish
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to have it their way, while others
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deserve a break today.
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PRIME ANARCHIST CALLED SCRUFFY
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by Jason and his Ferret
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<disclaimer: The phollowing story you>
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<are about to read is only partially>
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<true................................>
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<Much is based on the delusions of a,>
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<well never mind. Cygnus and Prime..>
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<Anarchist have each contacted Jason>
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<...about this story's being but 30%>
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<accurate or so......................>
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<Jason says he stands by his story.>
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<Nothing more by way of response...>
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<Because legend is almost truth......>
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<Prime Anarchist Productions made the>
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<editorial decision to let sleeping>
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<ferrets lie.........................>
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...Enter Prime Anarchist.
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I had made acquaintance with him and his
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friends some time previous on The Works,
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and we had talked on the phone a few
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times. At some point, I mentioned that I was
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experiencing this extreme harassment,
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and they got very serious. They
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offered to help. And the way they offered
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to help was to trace back the call.
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They came over and visited me.
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Scruffy fellows, but I still remember the
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eagerness to help me. They explained to me
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they had a friend in the phone company,
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someone who could look at the special records
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they had, the records where they see what
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numbers called a house (as opposed to the phone
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bills we see, where all the numbers the house
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called are listed). In this way, if I gave
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them some times that YOUR MOTHER had called
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and left some messages, we could clear up
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this little problem. To sweeten the deal,
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they asked me if I could give them something
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to give to the friend in the phone company,
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something like twenty bucks. I paid up gladly.
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A little later, somehow, someone broke into
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the Works machine with a remote sysop password,
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a password only I knew, that I'd not written
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down or given to anyone. After breaking in,
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this person had tried to delete my entire
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hard drive, but was typing in Apple computer
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commands to do so, and the system was on a PC.
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On at least one occasion, I'd used this remote
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password to use my machine.
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More on that in a moment.
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Well, Prime and his buddy came back and told me
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their friend had done his work. They'd traced
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back the guy who did it, but they couldn't tell me!
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Apparently he ALSO worked for the phone company!
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According to my new friends, this fellow was
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TAPPING MY PHONE, and picking up all this
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information to hack into my system and harass
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me and the whole deal. So, they said, they'd
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go in and straighten things out.
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Later, they called me, and proudly said that
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they'd gone to the guy's workplace, and found
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him at his desk, where they'd presented the
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evidence they had and told him to lay the hell
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off me, to never go near the Works BBS again,
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or he'd lose his job. The guy supposedly freaked
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out, and swore up and down he'd never go near
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my lines again.
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I never found out who the guy was, and I never
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understood everything that went down in that
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event, but I can say that I was honestly
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freaked enough that I didn't really talk
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to Prime Anarchist and his friend Cygnus ever
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again, and to be honest, the whole situation
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was creepy. And to be fair, the harassment
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did stop after they claimed they'd talked
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about it. But either way, if you look at it
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from any angle, is it any wonder I'm a little
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paranoid?
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<reference: http://www.textfiles.com/magazines/ATI>
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==== MUSIC NEWS OBIT ====
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DENNIS BROWN, hailed as the "Crown Prince
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of Reggae" in deference to Bob Marley's
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kingly rating, died at the University
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Hospital in Kingston this morning.
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A spokesman for Brown's camp said
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the 42-year-old entertainer had been
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ailing for several weeks, and his condition
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worsened last night so he was rushed to
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the hospital.
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And our usual pome at the end.
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CAUGHT IN THE MIDDLE:
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Or Am I That Which Should Do
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by Marc Frucht
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I am the generation that could have been:
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Our parents are bombing the shit out of-
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Arbitrary peoples;
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Our children are lashing out against-
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Arbitrary peoples;
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And we're just crying inside-
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Victims and conspirators often not even aware-
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Arbitrary peoples.
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Wake up.
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Name of God.
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Where does this end?
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Do something,
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Or just look like someone who will.
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----<><><><>----
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Have a great day, and for more ATI oriented
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stuff, goto:
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI
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redress all grievances at:
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ati@etext.org
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