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"Over the next hill, we'll be home."
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This 'zine dedicated to my hero
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who wears all black, Johnny Cash.
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************** didja C nrthrn lites?
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** Hootmon, **- - - - - - - - - - .
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************** 571 /
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/ (oops, reverse that) /
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/ /
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Autolog Twinfomational, Int. is a
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journalistic, causistic, /
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/cyberpolitical /
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/organization, / 4 more info?
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/trying to / send SASE's &
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/help y'all, and us / e-stamps???
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change the world / to:
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radically, in less / ATI@etext.org
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than two minute /
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increments. /
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- - - - - - - - -
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shOUTs & gr33tz to Jana
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the Rogue Butterfly,
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Katherine, Meredith, LBC,
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Tophat Girthman, marauder,
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adam, AdamH, adamant, and
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adam butterfly, Calvin C.
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Hoon, Wyclef, Drea, Onion,
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MOVE, Ted K, and Bob G.
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! The glue on Israeli !
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! postage stamps is !
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! now certified Kosher !
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/\/\/\/\/\/\
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\like or as,\
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\ and i'm not OP ED.
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\talking \ ------
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poetics. / Well, I am somewhat;
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\/\/\/\/\/ aren't I? This message
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is mostly pointed at men; you women will
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have to empathize the best you can.
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Have you ever been pee'ing in a urinal
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and there's a big huge bug in there?
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Maybe a spider, maybe a potatoe bug,
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maybe a beetle, maybe a cockroach,
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maybe a member of some ethnic group you
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don't like. OK, not so much that, who
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would fit in a urinal. But I was pee'ing
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many times and there's a legged creature
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marching around in there and this is
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what has bugged me all these years.
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Do you play around and aim at him
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and see how hot and wet you can get him
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before he's completely yucky?
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Do you deliberately miss hoping to
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save him (or her, who knows?) his life?
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Keep peeing right on top 'til he
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floats down the drain?
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Flush the urinal or leave it for
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the next person hoping the bug will
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find other lodging by then?
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What on earth could I, the prime
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anarchist be jabbering about?
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If you guessed "the environment"
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all by yourself then you are not dumb.
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If not, just think about this the
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next time you walk by a urinal:
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(even if you're not a guy)
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-_-Should I clean up-_-
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-_-the planet myself-_-
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-_- or leave it for -_-
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-_- someone else??? -_-
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There's an earth day, and a sunday
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but no moon day? And don't give me
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this "what's monday" lunes, lunacy,
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lunar. I don't buy it.
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That's my fun day; I don't have
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to run day. Gandhi and me, we fast
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on Mondays. I think it should be,
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er, uh, Well heck with it. Ready?
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I hereby declare Monday to be
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national day of phun.
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A high holy day in the Anarcho-
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Whirld. Phun For Everyone. Phunday.
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Do something phunny, play a phun
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prank on sumone. Pray, prey or play -
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I always say. But pretty please with
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pablum on top. Please pass the pepper.
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People, listen up. Sunday may be a
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day of rest, but next phunday, let's
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all play.
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Peter piper probably picked a hole
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peck and a halph of pickled herrings,
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ferrets and frickazied piranha.
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-=(prime outa fear)=-
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LETTUCE WE'VE HAD IN OUR
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FRIDGE THIS PAST WEEK:
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To: ati@etext.org
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Subject: Re: april fools!
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Thanks. JC
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To The Editors -
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Subject: beware of this
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telephone tap!!
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I got this yesterday and since
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I'm skeptical of things like
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this I called my phone company
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this morning and talked to their
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Technical Services...(GTE).
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The fellow I read this to confirmed
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it is true and can be done!
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So be aware.
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"I received this from another
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party, but have read about it in
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the paper & my consumer report
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magazines. It IS true & very scary.
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Please read on.........
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I received a telephone call last
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evening from an individual identifying
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himself as an AT&T Service technician
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who was conducting a test on our
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telephone lines.
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He stated that to complete the test
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I should touch nine (9), zero (0),
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the pound sign (#) and then hang up.
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Luckily, I was suspicious and refused.
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Upon contacting the telephone company,
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I was informed that by pushing 90#,
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you give the requesting individual
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full access to your telephone line,
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which allows them to place long
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distance telephone calls billed
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to your home phone number.
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I have verified this information with
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UCB telecomm, Pacific Bell, MCI,
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Bell Atlantic, GTE and NYNEX.
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Please beware.
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DO NOT press 90# for ANYONE. The GTE
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Security Department requested that I
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share this information with EVERYONE
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I KNOW...
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[this goes on to request many
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different ways to disseminate
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this information. I won't trouble
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you with all that. I trust the
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person who sent us this, so haven't
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called GTE or Ameritech myself,
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and I haven't gone to a payphone
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and tried it out or anything.
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Perhaps journalistic ethics are
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such that I should but I'm tired,
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today so you'll have to phollow
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through. I did check the "CIA Hoaxes"
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website and it didn't show up there
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yet, so there's a great chance this
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is on the up and up. More later...
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Maybe you heard it here, here, here,
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first.]
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Hola
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visite tu zine.. esta interesante.
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Visite vous ma site.
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http://www.geocities.com/SoHo/Lofts/1650
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me cuentas que te parece.
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bye.
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luisafer
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/ - - - -/
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/ PRESS /
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/ ENTER /
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/ TO EXIT/
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/- - - - /
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OPEN LETTER TO CHAD:
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I'm swift learning that many
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members of the KLA are major
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narcotics trafficers, and that
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they might not have been if the
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US CIA hadn't gone in a decade
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ago and enticed them.
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I don't forgive Milesovic, but
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as I coin the phrase "bilateral
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genocide" I begin to wonder if
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it might not be mostly the US
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department of justice' fault...
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1journalist (414)
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==========????========????======
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???Whoever took my macaroni and
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cheese crayon(tm?) Give it back!
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=======????=======????==========
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If you can, please come to:
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Pierce Hall at the UU Church on
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16th and Harvard, Wash DC, May 1
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at 8pm for a free Poetry Reading
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featuring several poets from:
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WILL WORK FOR PEACE: An Anthology
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of New Political Poems Edited by
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Brett Axel, with an introduction
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by Steve Cannon Coming soon from
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Zeropanik Press, ISBN 0-9666456-1-x
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Several Poets will be in Washington
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DC for an important demonstration
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at the White House to ask that
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Congress close the School of the
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Americas: the "school of assassins"
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where Latin American dictators are
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trained.
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/\
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\/
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From: I-Coffee@Netscape.net
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Subject: Got Coffee?
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Gourmet Coffee @Discount Prices!
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A full pound of Roasted to order
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French Roast...$8.
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Please visit us on the web.
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HTTP://www.capecod.net/i-coffee
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[ed note: had they not been from
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grape cod or vineland, I would
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have ignored this because of its
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commercial nature...]
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[...so please consider them, and
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also, if you have an extra couple
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bucks per pound would you please
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consider the Human Bean Company
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in Colorado either "as well," or
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"instead?" He buys directly from
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the Chiapanecos and uses no
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strychnine in the process like
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some of the big companies. Ask
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for Kerry, and no need to tell
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him we sent you. He'll treat you
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just as wonderfully as he treats
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me because afterall, are we each
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human beans ourselves? =)]
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Dear Marc,
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thanks for the latest zine.
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i really enjoyed the
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compassion poem.
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Love, Mel
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Marco et al:
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Lighthouse Report Interview with
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Fenton Bresler, author of Who Killed
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John Lennon.
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Hosts: Will Robinson & Marilyn Colman.
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Author Fenton Bresler spent eight
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years researching police reports,
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court testimony and the psychological
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makeup of Mark David Chapman and
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found things didn't add up. Mr. Bresler,
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along with Will & Marilyn explore the
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possibility that Chapman may have been
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a mind-controlled assassin. $7.50
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Aloha, He'Ping,
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Om, Shalom, Salaam.
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Em Hotep, Peace Be,
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Omnia Bona Bonis,
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All My Relations.
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Adieu, Adios, Aloha.
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Amen.
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Roads End
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Kris
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[didja get all of
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those? we print it
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as it comes, eh?]
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to ati:
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Meanwhile everyone wants
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to breathe and nobody can
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and many say,
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"We will breathe later."
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And most of them don't die
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because they are already dead.
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-May 68 graffiiti-
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http://www.slip.net/~knabb/CF/graffiti.htm
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NUMBERS. 1
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2 3 4
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5 6
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7 8
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9 0
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/heresy1/luckyboys.html
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http://www.commondreams.org/kosovo/views/mmoore.htm
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http://www.homestead.com/amradgathering
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http://www.denverpost.com/news/news0314a.htm
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http://cosmos.lod.com/~ati
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http://www.luckyboys.com
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-=-=-=-=-
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mu$ic
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ati's anarchy guitar section!
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Ozzie's Crazy Train for Mitsubishi?
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Tequila for Chichi's??
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The Way You Do the Things You Do
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for Laundry???
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ATI!
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40 columns
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4 over 11 years!
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\ /
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\ /
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!
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...and now, an indigenous minute:
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JOHN BENALLY STATEMENT. 1999AD
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My name is John Benally and I am
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'Where the water meets together'
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Clan and born for edge water,
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my patrilineal clan is Apache Clan.
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My matrilineal Grandfather is
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'Many Goat Clan'.
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We need all the support we can
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at this time, a pressure on the BIA,
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the Dept of Interior.
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We are threatened with losing our
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way of life by relocating to the
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outside world. It is very important
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that we preserve our culture and
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ways of life. We can't live in
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western world. Our choices..
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our ways of life.. being on land
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excercising our belief and we
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don't want any U.S. Government
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interferance with our life. This
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is on behalf of all the ways
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on Indian land in this hemisphere.
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We don't like the human abuse,
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natural resource abuse thats happening
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in our nation.
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As we are all aware as five fingered
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family... we are ALL aware that we
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are losing all the differant
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atmosphere and depletion of our ozone,
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to where we're liable to sacrifice
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under these consequences.
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We all know that once everything was
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in balance and pure, now we all know
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it's out of balance. Climate, global
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changes are happening, it's here,
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greenhouse effect is here. These are
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my awareness's and my concern..
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then I think we are all in the same
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boat. So act now, pressure the United
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States Government to tell them
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that they're liable for it.
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That means industrial nation, fossil
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fuel addiction, and nuclear addict.
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And thank you very much.
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comments?:
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--<><><><>-- ati@etext.org --<><><><>--
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or:
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--<><>--ati@cosmos.lod.com--<><>--
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THIS PRIME ANARCHIST PARADIGM SHIFT
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Brought To You By ChiChi's, home of
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delicious waitresses and low IQ food.
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Put 1/10 of a capful of detergent
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(pick any brand...) in your next load
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of laundry, (see how much lather) and
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ask yourself the phollowing question:
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AM I BEING USED?
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I'm Willie P. Nelson for Eddie Bauer,
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Taco Bell, and The Money Store.
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|This Shoulder blade of|
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|human bone is inscribed|
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|as a perpetual memorial|
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|to the beneficence of|
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| Madeline Albright and|
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| her mistress, General|
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|Wesley Clarke without|
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|whose vision and focus|
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| this war would have|
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|remained merely a dream|
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A Poem
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[sometimes you just gotta repeat
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something for emphASIS. This was
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written by someone who's
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13 years old.]
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I live in a place called free,
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where you do what you do,
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and you be what you be.
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No one is exiled or
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shunned at first galnce,
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everyone here
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is given a chance.
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Too bad you must die to
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be where I've been
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to hear what I've heard,
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to see what I've seen.
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No longer do I, feel
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superior to those,
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who once had no friends
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'cause they had no cool
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clothes.
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In heaven you see,
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we are all equal,
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I am to you, as
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you are to me
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-By Kelsi d.
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April '99
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Today is /\
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Day /23\ of
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\ / pie2K
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\/ !!!
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feedback?
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your choice:
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ati@etext.org
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ati@cosmos.lod.com
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\just 200 daze 'til the
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next millenium.
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August 13 is a friday.
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Braces Your Shelf.
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bilateral genocide?
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from here on in, NAFTA, GATT,
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MAI or Fast Track will be referred
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to as Pfast-Trac.
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and if you
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have angst:
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dial
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1-800-AAA-ARGH
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9904191930ati175.txt
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