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Shhhhh - There's A SECRET NUMBER in your Telephone!
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Diez, diez, seis, dos, nueve.
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5 cents a minute! Don't tell anyone...
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aaa ttttttt iiiii
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a a t i
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aaaaa t i
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a a t i
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a a 1 t 5 iiiii 9
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Greeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeetings.
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Welllllllllllllcome to ATI number 159. 5c cheep!
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For December 28, 1998. Happy Olde Year.
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the Special SONG and DANCE Issue.
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ATI Poll:
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Clinton's Approval Ratings Climb to 138%
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Matt Drudge says Hillary Beat Up Bill.
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Corn is down 2 feet.
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Acid is up around 2600
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And the Dow does the YoYoDance.
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"The TV business is uglier than most things. It is normally
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perceived as some kind of cruel and shallow money trench
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through the heart of the journalism industry, a long plastic
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hallway where thieves and pimps run free and good men die
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like dogs, for no good reason."
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--Thompson, H.S. from
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"Generation of Swine," p43
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Brought to ATI's attention
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by Christine O. (613)
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"If the shameful acts of the Mexican political class are
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merchandise for the powerful communications media, and whose
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successful presentation is measured in "rating" points, for
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the immense majority of those who struggle and die between
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the Rio Bravo and the Suchiate, they are only a continuation
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of the state crime which spans almost the entire century."
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--Sup Marcos mid '98
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(PAP)(PAP)(PAP)(PAP)
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pRImEaNArcHIstWORLDnewz is a PAP production.
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--- OP ED ---
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On VH-1 popup videos Tuesday, running in the Debbie Gibson
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segment, rather than say that in '89 Mojo Nixon wrote a song
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about Debbie, the writers chose to say "In 1989, a folksinger
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wrote a song about Debbie called, Debbie Gibson is Pregnant
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with my Two Headed Love-Child."
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It is my opinion that General Electric's MTV 10-year-old
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ban on Mojo Nixon has been taken to a terrible new level
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which is practically an act of war.
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I call on Mojo Nixon and all of his fans and supporters
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to go ahead and begin verbally assaulting MTV/VH-1, NBC
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and thereby Viacom and General Electric as an
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act of self-defense for Mr. Mojo "a folksinger" Nixon.
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Signed,
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Marco Capelli
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and now: the ALL-2-FAMOUS PAP NUMBERS RUN
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98122822300000
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http://www.xs4all.nl/~tank
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http://www.chase.clara.net
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http://www.foodnotbombs.org
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http://www.darktimes.org
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http://www.limelighttech.com
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http://www.hackcanada.com (or was that ca?)
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http://www.cybergrrlz.com
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http://www.btinternet.com/~freakythings/homething.html
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http://www.geocities.com/rainforest/vines/1831
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http://www.agate.net/~davids/kokopeli.htm
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disk lamer: ATI holds itself irresponsible for browsertypos.
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if a page right next to one of these shows the surfer a
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dirty-nudie-wee-wee, that's on you...
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LETTUCE & TAMALES, The ATI Letters To the Editor Section:
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to: ati@etext.org
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i luv u 2
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mm (810)
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>http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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>
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Stopping the warmongers nonviolently
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by exposing their sociobiological
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strategies is the key to anarchist revolution.
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Howard (617)
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Marc,
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Well I didn't mean to not respond to your justified
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morale outrage. But a strange thing happened to me
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when I got up that morning. I just didn't care.
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It wasn't that bombing the shit out of innocent civilians
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and not so innocent meglomaniacs doesn't impinge on my
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tattered consciousness. Its just that I don't care.
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I think I'm a victim. A victim of media overhype
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and underhandedness. Where live shots from the nose
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of a cruise missille are met with the same ho hum that
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I watch the latest Dawn commercial.
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I mean come on. The special effects are very lacking.
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The resolution in low grade VHS, and the reporters have
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absolutely no blood on them. Where's my damn Play Station
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anyway. Get me another donut.
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I don't know.
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Its sad. It really is.
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I think Saddam is a sadistic creep that wouldn't hesitate
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to rip the arms off my kids while his soldiers raped my wife.
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But all that said it just doesn't matter. He's there.
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I'm here. Its a techno war and its more real then 'Nam and
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therefore less real to me.
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When my car blows up on the way to work one day I'll be shocked.
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And if I survive I'll be pissed off. But then, I'll probably
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care even less if things get back to normal quickly.
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Ever see the movie Brazil and the random acts of terrorism???
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You'll know what I mean.
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Sorry Marco. I mean't to respond.
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I just got tired....
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...and that's what they're all counting on.
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Don (617)
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--- --- ---
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(and about our webpages... wink, wink...)
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I look forward to seeing what you've done with this
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in a couple of months, looks good so far. I will
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definately link to soaw.org. I don't usually spend
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so much time examining the links that people put on
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their sites. yours I am looking at closely. When I
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put some time into my site I may link to this one.
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Mine became drudgery, I like the aproach you state here.
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Thanks,
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Kurt (206)
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ps:
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The link below is broken.
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http://main.phys.uconn.edu/research/gensemer
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Date: Thu, 24 Dec 1998 17:23:11 EST
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To ATI:
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I know that if
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We keep envisioning
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a better world
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for us all,
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it will happen.
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Lets dream together...
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<{;<)=!!!!===(
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George (860)
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At Peace Tonight
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Hey, thanks, I'll take these to work with me
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tomorrow and read 'em. I have a web page
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if you wanna check out some of my stuff:
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http://home.earthlink.net/~linknull
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Otherwise send me a snail address and
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I'll send you a sample issue.
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Take care,
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Jeff (202)
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Everyone's an asshole. Especially me.
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You hit it right on the nail there. I always carry around a copy of
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"A Moment for the Dead" by Lance Morrow that appeared in TIME in 1991.
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It was the most sensible thing I read about the Gulf War.
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I get tired of the news. It's not fair, it's not right...it sickens me.
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I always think of that escaped prisoner from Texas, how all we saw was
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the police version of events, and news. And I thought, maybe that guy
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has something to say that no one ever heard. And now the silence is
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forever.
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C. (613)
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Marco:
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goot one!!
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Dee
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ATI:
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Thanks for passing it my way.
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Enjoyed your sight and your
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group as well...
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Candy-Colored Clown
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To Santa:
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>Found on the net...forwarded without
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attribution by a friend
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>(I know _he_ didn't write it):
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>[Supposedly written for and sung at a US DOJ,
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> Office of Legal Counsel Christmas party]
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>
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>You'd better watch out,
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>You'd better not cry,
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>You'd better not pout;
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>I'm telling you why.
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>
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>Santa Claus is tapping
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>Your phone.
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>
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>He's bugging your room,
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>He's reading your mail,
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>He's keeping a file
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>And running a tail.
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>
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>Santa Claus is tapping
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>Your phone.
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>
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>He hears you in the bedroom,
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>Surveills you out of doors,
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>And if that doesn't get the goods,
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>Then he'll use provocateurs.
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>
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>So--you mustn't assume
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>That you are secure.
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>
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>On Christmas Eve
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>He'll kick in your door.
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>
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>Santa Claus is tapping
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>Your phone.
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<><><><><><><>
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ANOTHER BABA GANOUJ BROADSIDE
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The Other Side of the Mountain
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a song
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by marc frucht
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for staci 11/98
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There's a place you can go C G7
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It'll cost you less C
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You can keep your toes G7
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You can slow it down C G7
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There's a place you can be
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You can always see
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To the other side
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For free, it's free, for free.
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ch- Lemme tell you C
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It's the other side of the mountain F G
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Turquoise, silver and a spring C F G
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Lemme tell you C
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Over there you'll find a fountain F G
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With a pebble and a ring. C
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Musik
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Is a man up there
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He knows more than you
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'Cause he's up there, up there.
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Have you been there
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I been half way there
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And then half way more
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I could see there from there.
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(ch) X2
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[note:] chords hit as follows:
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you(g7) cost(C)
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Keep(g7) slow(c)
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other(f) moun(g)
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sil(f) spring(g)
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there(f) foun(g)
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ring(c)
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ATI. your fAvoriTe mIstake
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TERROR IN THE SKIES
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[a song] From: DRovics@aol.com
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Date: Fri, 18 Dec 1998 12:23:56 EST
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FWD please post far and wide
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Night-time comes and everybody wonders
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Will tomorrow bring the light of day
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Will our house be rubble blown asunder
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In the cellar we will hide ourselves and pray
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Will the smoke clear in the morning?
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Will the city all go down in flame?
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Will the factory be standing?
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Will life here ever be the same?
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(chorus)
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There's terror in the skies of this city
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Fear is in the hearts of children, women and men
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And you never see the faces of the killers
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As the smart bombs fall again
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Will there be a job for me to go to?
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Will there be food upon my plate?
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After many, many years of hungry sanctions
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What did my child do to earn this fate? (chorus)
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The Yankees talk of Gaza and of Algiers
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They wring their hands when Irish shoppers die
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But if you want to know a life of terror
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Look up at night into the Baghdad sky (chorus)
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HAPPY NU Y'EAR 2 U!
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Today is /\
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Day /-3\ of
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\ / 1999
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\/ !!!
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/\-----/ when myth's all u got
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PARODY TIME /ending/
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/----\-/
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To Cole Porter's "Don't Fence Me In."
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Oh give me land, lots of land under starry skies above,
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Don't sell this song.
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Let me ride thru the wide open country that I love,
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Don't sell this song.
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Let me be by myself in the evening breeze
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Listen to the murmer of the cottonwood trees
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Send me off forever
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But I ask you please
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Don't sell this song.
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Just leave me 'lone
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let me sit in front of TV without havin' t' hear your lies.
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On my phone or my modem let me live without
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a jingle... teasin' my eyes.
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I wanna live life without violence to art
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Go about my business without a cold soldout heart
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Can't see good music used for verbal farts
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Don't fence me in!
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This has been ATI, Activist Tell 'em I sent you.
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as usual send all pheedbak U ken mustard to ati@etext.org
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