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From editor@intst.com Tue Oct 20 13:50:52 1998
Date: Sun, 18 Oct 1998 22:44:05 -0500 (CDT)
From: The Editor and Chief <editor@intst.com>
Reply-To: ati@intst.com
To: ati@intst.com
Subject: ati149.txt (fwd)
Resent-Date: Sun, 18 Oct 98 22:55:24 CDT
Resent-From: <editor@intst.com>
Resent-To: editor@ns2.cross-roads1.com
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*HEY HEY HEY; IT'S ATI*
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"It looks like rain and smells like hot dogs."
-acid phreak 10/98
Hola, Que tal la familia?
I'm ATI and this is Prime Anarchist for Someday,
Roktober XVIII, 1998 in the year of our papas y pollos.
Wait, I'm October and this is 1998 for Prime Anarchist
ATI. Or was that. Wait, who the heck am I.
I mean how the heck are you? Ya, that's what eye mean.
How're you?
I'm fine. Have a prime anarchist day.
This is ATI issue 149.
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#'S ARE FREE
http://www.soaw.org
http://www.zmag.org/columbus_western.html
http://www.theofficenet.com/~redorman/pagea~1.htm
http://www.pieman.org
http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/CosmikDebris/january97.txt
http://www.iahushua.com/T-L-J/human.html
http://www.bigeye.com/drudge.htm
http://pepe-romero.com
http://www.opgc.com
http://www.lunatree.org
http://www.enviroweb.org/ef/merchandise/music.html
http://www.speakeasy.org/~jlks/casey
http://www.cowswithguns.com/homepage.html
http://funsite.unc.edu/mal/MO/philm/
ftp://ftp.lysator.liu.se/pub/texts/uxu
ftp://ftp.etext.org/pub/Zines/UXU
http://williamsmusic.simplenet.com/resurrection.html
http://www.uxu.org
http://www.lysator.liu.se/~chief/uxu/
http://www.algonet.se/~daba/uxu/
http://www.flashback.net/~daba/
LETTERS AND TOMATOES ARE 10c EXTRA
Dear ATI,
"Cyrus The Virus" Muzzle For Tyson
FULL TEXT at:
http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
T h e V i n e g a r
To ATI:
I just wanted to let you know that Jen no longer
works at the Boston AIDS Consortium. All of her
mail is now forwarded to me instead. Jen now works
for the Mass. Bar Foundation so you could look her
up there. Please remove ...@...org from your
address book. Thank you...
I read this in a newspaper today. It's the funniest shit
I've heard in awhile, and I don't even smoke pot.
Keep Your Children Safe
In a preaface to the anti drug pamphlet,
"How Parents Can Help Children Live
Marijuana Free," Senator Orrin Hatch, R-Utah,
writes that our,"morally deprived society....has chosen
to embrace, rather than attack, this plague" of marijuana.
The Pamphlet-written by University of Utah criminologist
Gerald Smith, cited in the Washington Post-
goes on to list warning signs for parents of children who
may be using marijuana: A teenager who "avoids the family
while at home" may be a kid at risk; watch out, too for
"interest in Ras Tafari religion"; most insidous of all is
"excessive preoccupation with social causes, race relations,
environmental issues, etc."
kangadog
To ATI:
it was interesting, just a little long,
I was curious because it obviously
wasn't spam but I didn't recognise
any of the addresses in the headers.
good luck with it all...
Phil M. Phreax
Dear ATI,
Sheep Eagerly Marching To The Mortgage-Refi Slaughterhouse
FULL TEXT at:
http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
T h e V i n e g a r
Hi!
Please visit my (non-commercial) Y2K website:
http://web2.airmail.net/jre850/y2k
Did you know that the U.S. Federal Reserve Bank
System uses a pyramid scheme (Fractional Reserve
Accounts) that will collapse EVEN IF NO EQUIPMENT
FAILS if many depositors withdraw money as a
precaution?
Did you know that PRECAUTIONARY STOCKPILING of food,
fuel, MEDICINES, etc., will cause shortages and big
price increases EVEN IF NO EQUIPMENT FAILS?
Please visit -- Thanks!
Rick Reinckens
(I don't have an e-mail 'list' and this is a
one-time mailing.)
To ATI:
that's a great fucking newsletter
keep sending copies!
thanks
krissy
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To ATI:
I've seen your site before.
I need to order some of your stuff.
deadhead turned eggehead
Gary R.
Austin,tx
From: Ian G
To: Marco Capelli:
Just got another threatening message from "XTU Project," despite
my silence on TWA 800. In the first XTU-message I was told:
You've made some people very angry. It's my job to keep
watch of people like you... With communications cut and
ability crippled it's hard to reach out and touch someone.
The address of XTU then was with hotmail.com. They closed that
address after the threat and yet refused to release anything on
his/her identity. The source ISP refused to even respond to my
requests. The only other link to the identity of this "XTU
Project" is a post made under that name at this page:
http://www.anionline.com/MailBag/3-9-98.html
Despite claims by "antionline.com" to be pro-free-speech, they
also would not respond to my requests for information about the
identity of this person that HAS assisted is the suppression of
my free speech and threats against me. The message at the site
cited indicates that the owners of the site know who XTU is.
There were recently several attempts to lure me into property
owned by a group known as "The Finders," which many claim to
be a CIA front.
The following is the latest threatening email from XTU Project:
From: "XTU Project" <js109@hotmail.com>
To: ian@g...
Subject: The Ghost & The Box
Date: Sun, 27 Sep 1998 08:59:00 PDT
s.
ts.
ats.
eats.
reats.
hreats.
threats...<cut for bandwidth considerations>...
rtain agencies of the government rarely make empty threats.
ertain agencies of the government rarely make empty threats.
Certain agencies of the government rarely make empty threats.
Government conspiracies are the least of your worries.
overnment conspiracies are the least of your worries.
vernment conspiracies are the least of your worries...<ibid>...
our worries.
ur worries.
r worries.
worries.
worries.
orries.
rries.
ries.
ies.
es.
s.
.
We need to talk
The Ghost & the Box
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To: Marco@ati.org
Fm: Brooke Darby
Re: Damage Reduction
My Dearest Marco,
It gives me great pain to tell you that they intercepted
many of our emails, including the hot ones. Please destroy all
the .jpg's of you, me and Johnny Chung doing the nasty.
I'm more worried honey, about those pictures that display
your finger in my you-know-what and your you-know-what in Mr. Chung's
ear, than I am about even the texts showing Mr. Clinton vetting
with the Chinese.
Or even Newt Gingrich vetting his Republican Dairy Aire off.
But Please destroy those as soon as you can, ok?
And for Yikes-sakes, Marco - stop wearing my panties on
your head during your anti-NAFTA press conferences four to eight
times a week.
They're dragging all of Bill and Hillary's criminal friends
into court today - and tomorrow they want me to discuss all your hot
emails.
Marco, my love, I think they know about the times you and
I did the nasty in the west wing of the Oval Office while we let
all those Chinese tourists take photographs. Any idea if Chelsea
was there with her Sony cam-corder? I think that's the only way
the GOP could've found out.
This morning Chelsea's going to talk about that time in
LittleRock with you me and her in the bushes when she was 11. Swear
to me Marco, you'll deny it all. You weren't the ONLY one who was
old enough to go to jail for that, I was 21.
I'm going to testify that Chelsea's a nympho with a humongous
fantasy life in her head and that you and I had nothing to do with it.
Marco, what if they find out you're not an anarchist? What
if they find out you're Chinese, bald, a Tibetan buddhist nun and
married to me and my mom? Marc, what if they already know about you
me and Mr. Clinton diddling all those Chinese college students in
1989 in the American Embassy??
What'll we do Marco? I love you.
I love you, Marco. Please get rid of that stuff right away.
And destroy this email as soon as you've read it. If they find this
we're absolutely screwed.
"All my lovin',"
Brookie Wookie.
PS: Oh my god, Marco. It just occurred to me. What if they find out
about Johnny Chung, Connie Chung and the Jello Brand (tm) Chinese
Communist Naval Masturbation defense fund???
Dear ATI,
Scientific Link Found For Narrow-minded Minds
FULL TEXT at:
http://thevinegar.webjump.com/home.htm
T h e V i n e g a r
To ATI:
> AN OPEN LETTER TO WILLIAM "ACTIVIST" CLINTON:
> About Congressional Medal
>... IF NOT SOONER!!!
Hmmm yup, give the medal to the guy who bombed a train station..
yeah, go for it...
I hate the IMF dammit...
> IMF is now the International
> Military fund.
Hmmm, its original form is bad enough, but i see where ur going.
Australia is going to sign soon too, fucking fools.
Well, i give my life to the syndicaTes.
out of curiosity, how did my e-mail appear on your e-mailing list?
(not that i object, i found the letters quite amusing.)
HoL
-Friendly PsYCHoPaTH-
"V is for VIRTUE so i aint gonna hurt you.
E is for EVEN if you want me too."
aaa ttttttt iiiii
a a t i
aaaaa t i
a a t i
a a t iiiii
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PAGE 3 --------- CORRECTION:
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Since Jean Guisnel, author of "CYBERWARS: Espionage On
The Internet." probably won't care enough to update
the next printing, we'll print his correction here:
On page 122 of "Cyber..." regarding Emmanuel Goldstein's
magazine 2600: ( http://www.2600.com ) "why this
number?" he writes, "because that was the exact frequency
that a quarter made while tumbling into a payphone during
the hacking ice age. Captain Crunch, a hacker precursor, had
made that little discovery that..."
The line about the quarter tumbling SHOULD have read:
"... that was the approximate frequency which siezed a
trunk line; allowing for a phree fone call."
Were Guisnel a proper historian, perchance he would have
done a keyword search for "red box" and "blue box" before
clicking a pen.
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ATI. your fAvoriTe mIstake
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--------PAWNT-----------
Prime Anarchist World News Tonite!!!
Henry Rollins is the voice behind all the new
GMC Truck and sport utility vehicle commercials.
I'm told he's done voice-overs for years.
Gap, Nike, Saturn.
"It's the paycheck," he told Milwaukee's Shephard
Express. "I'm not gonna start lying now. But I never
work with a company I don't believe in."
-------and in other PAWNT news-------
If the DOW keeps going up & down like that
much longer it's either gonna
start a fire or get pregnant.
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http://members.tripod.com/~fasters/ati39.html
"[decisions should be] done using science, not '$cience,'
and biology, not 'buy-ology,' as is the case now under
[wisconsin governor] Thompson."
--Mitch Bent. Outdoor Columnist for Green Bay News
Chronicle about a proposed mine in Crandon. (quoting
Thompson's opponent, Ed Garvey.)
***U R Tuned 2 KATI***
*** Radius Radio. ***
*** 98 on your dial***
?WHO WANTS POEMS??
!I DO I DO I DO!!
Rock-n-Roll Metaphor
by the Mollinoist.
Stuff coming out of the
Bass guitar
Makes her shake, wanting
8 2 the bar.
If that's true 9 times
Out of 10,
How come she falls 4 the
Guitarist again.
[ed note: Mr. Mollinoism also had this to say.
He figured out what made Elvis shake like
a motor with the ignition key broken in
the on position.
2 much sugar
2 much meat
"Drank too much?
That's too much sugar!!!
Drugs? Meat."]
ABC'S OF YUCKY STUFF
by Clean Water
Atrazine --- the nation's most
heavily used pesticide.
Alachlor --- popular weed killer,
mostly for corn, beans
& sorghum crops.
Formadlehyde --- a multipurpose
solvent, wood adhesive
and preservative.
Perchloroethylene --- a solvent
used heavily by dry
cleaners, and as a
metal degreaser.
[ed note: so next time Nikki Sixx annoys you...]
SAILORS SHIELDING THEIR EYES DURING
ATOMIC BOMB TEST, BIKINI, 1947
by John Bradley
Light,
unbearable
light
Is what moves
your head
into the crook of your arm,
slides your other arm
across your chest
in a tight
half-embrace.
Face buried, eyes
shut, you can see
someone in white,
years from now,
with a knife too sharp
to feel, slicing
along your testicles.
Will the seed
you carry be able to spawn
a child
impervious to the might
you witnessed, back
at Bikini?
Or did the flash
bloom a cancer
there in the darkness
of your scrotum?
You strain to hear
the words of the doctor --
It's a blessing,
he tells you. Or does he say --
it's for the best?
You press your head
deeper
into the crook of your arm.
ATTENTION KIDDIES
by Prime Anarchist
Mattel is bringing back the 60's?
Groovy, Neato, Bananas:
Wow.
We've revived your fave toys!
Ready?
Remember TossACross?
Remember Kerplunk.
How about the M-16?
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ACTIVIST like issue brought 2 U
TIMES water 149 by
INC for chocolate, was HOOTERS.
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http://www.thepentagon.com/primeanarchist
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