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PRIME ANARCHIST SAYS SORRY
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AA TTTTTTTT IIIIIIII
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C I N
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T M C
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I E !
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V S
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.......
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.Issue.
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.143!!.
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.......
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That's it! One more download and I'll kill -9 you.
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<><><><><><><><>
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Hello there,
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Whereas, whereas, whereas & whereas, Be it hereby
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resolved, that I, Prime Anarchist, this week of
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Full Moon, September, 1998, turn over my weekly
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column to Subcomdante Insurgente Marcos:
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<><><><><><><><>
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"I do what I always do in these cases: I put the message
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in the bottle, put the top on tightly with some chewing
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gum of chamoy which the sea gives me, I plant myself
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firmly by the side of the ceiba, with all my strength,
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I throw the bottle with the message very far. A trail
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of cloud gets it and, navigating, takes it to-wherever-
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it-knows-to-take-it. There goes the bottle. Whoever finds
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it can, by breaking it, break the silence and find some
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answers and many questions. Perhaps he will also be able
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to read..."
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<><><><><><><><><><><>
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In the name of the 300
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<><><><><><><><><><><>
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"The Ballad Of Kevin Mitnick: a parody."
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To the tune of Gilligan's Island
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By Deeply Shrouded And Quiet (206)
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"It started when they tracked him down,
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and threw him in a cell."
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The time he's spent, the years gone by,
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It's been a living hell.
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He sits in jail, without no bail.
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They say he is a threat.....
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The whole damned thing's political
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On that you can sure bet.....
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On that you can sure bet.....
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No phone! No 'net! No ISP!
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Not a single luxury!
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With murderers and psychopaths,
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He's locked up as can be....
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In Sol-i-tary.....
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Now Bernie S. they let him out
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yes Bernie S is free....
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While Kevin sits and rots in jail
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In Sol-i-tary....
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In Sol-i-tary....
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The movie that they want to make....
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It is a bunch of lies....
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But Mirimax don't give a damn.....
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If Kevin lives or dies.....
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If Kevin lives or dies.....
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So spread this song throughout the world....
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And let the public see....
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No speedy trial all three years......
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Kevin should be set free....
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Kevin should be set free....
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#'s
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http://www.webpost.net/tu/turtlesbook/busking.html
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http://www.nap.cuhm.mx/nap0htm
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http://serpiente.dgsca.unam.mx/jornada/grupos.html
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http://www.nuclecu.unam.mx/~jornada/980816.dir/mexico.html
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http://www.laneta.apc.org/cdhbcasas
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http://www.globalexchange.org
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http://musicglobalnetwork.com
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http://marco.franklins.net
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http://www.beograd.com/truth
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"If the shameful acts of the Mexican political class are
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merchandise for the powerful communications media, and
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whose successful presentation is measured in "rating"
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points, for the immense majority of those who struggle
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and die between the Rio Bravo and the Suchiate, they are
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only a continuation of the State crime which spans almost
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the entire century."
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-- Elisabeth (414)
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AND NOW, A LETTUCE TO THE EDITOR
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/ ? /
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/send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
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/ ? /
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Eat bannanas much?
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ftp://material.net/IMP3/web/pub/
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I wouldn't suggest eating any of that loveable
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Chicitah Bannan Bitches food anytime soon.
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Havn't read about it?
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Thats because Chicittah <the mispelling is a sign of my genious>
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has been suing anyone who even thinks of making any sort of
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"allegations" against that loveable 3rd world icon.
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God forbid your an ISP and you host this commie page!!!
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http://www.panix.com/~jimcook/ntw-test.html
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Read about the new FAQ on how to keep info like this moving
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faster than the lawyers can keep up.
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Its nice to think that geeks are keeping up with the lawyer
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scum who would prefer we live in a Prozac happy
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<and I'm on it so shut your mouth> Gray world.
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....
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Ian
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(disadent)
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to: ati@etext.org
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we used to write like 8 years ago.
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i didn't know ATI was still
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around and i don't know how i got on their list,
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but keep'em coming!
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where is she & what's she [GZ] up to?
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apollo...
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Dear ATI Marco Capelli,
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Here is a pretty intresting press release
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we think pertains to your ezine.
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For more information please contact Mike Kelum (702) or
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email: admin@vegasgirls2u.com
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You can also preview the site at
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http://www.vegasgirls2u.com --
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Actual outcall girls and guys are available
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for interviews or appearances.
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President John Zito is also available for
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comment.
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Press Release-For Immediate Release
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Internet Prostitution?
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LAS VEGAS, September 1, 1998 -
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The promotion of outcall girls is online.
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The controversial, newly launched website is
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the first collection of hundreds of professional
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outcall girls who are available 24 hours a day
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to come direct to your Las Vegas hotel room to
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strip totally naked and dance for you in the
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privacy of your own room. With both men and
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women available, nude photos are displayed with a brief
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description, including measurements, interests, and phone number.
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The site is run by First Class Incorporated
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(President, John Zito) which has been running outcall
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services in Las Vegas for the last 15 years.
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Police allege the site is nothing more than
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a front for prostitution. Zito denies those allegations.
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First Class Incorporated has dabbled in the adult
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'online market' but never before were girls accessible
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directly online for in-room service. Zito, who
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is not only posting a large collection of girls
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from his agency, has added <...>
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(Rest Deleted Because Who Cares)
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[Editors Note: What on EARTH made your robot think this
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release would be "a pretty intresting press release
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we think pertains to your ezine." I published this
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just to show you all what kinds of silliness I put up
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with week to week. Ay yay, yay, yay...]
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Estimado navegante:
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US$ 120.000.000 lo esperan en:
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http://209.75.79.87/mazal
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y un tentador regalo para el espiritu en:
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http://209.75.79.87/tiera
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Nunca su bolsillo y su espiritu tan cerca de enriquecerse.
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Gracias por su atencion.
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R.M.
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[ed note: no gracias]
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|MY ATI|
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Hi!
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Don't stop at 12 awards, here is the 13th, the unlucky one --
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the folks on the missing floor in the hotel award you a
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Grand Award for making people laugh while making them think
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and informing them.
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Consider this the smallest award that can be bestowed
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upon a man, but hey, it's better than nothing!
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*** A GRAND ***
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*** AWARD ***
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*** ***
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*** TO ATI ***
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*** ***
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*** FOR ***
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*** HUMOR ***
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*** IN THE ***
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*** FACE ***
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*** OF EVIL ***
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*******************
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Sincerely,
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Russell D. Hoffman
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Carlsbad, CA
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"I have taken a shining to Zoot Suit Riot by the Cherry
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Popping Daddys (sp?) - a rivival of swing in the 90s.
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Who would of thought....."
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My son Brian sings the chorus to this
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(having seen the video on TV).
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We've even taken to calling him "Zoot Suit Brian."
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As in "Zoot Suit Brian ... BRIAN ...
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throw him in the back of the van ..."
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(to the tune of ZSR).
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deadhead20@juno.com
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27 Aug 1998
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04:18:49 GMT
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Greetings from Swiss exile!
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Billy Blythe a/k/a Bill Clinton, was ignorant to have an
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"inappropriate relationship" with the young, intern.
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You have to be ignorant to do something like that in such a
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public place while you're such a public person: the number ONE
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public person and the number ONE public place. He can't keep his
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pants on, just like the doll that's sellin' like hotcakes
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all over the world, the "Bubba" doll that you must have seen
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over there.
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He is, among other things, a sex maniac. He's also,
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as a major British newspaper recently pointed out,
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"stupid dumb SOB". Their Swiss counterpart plastered on their
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exceptionally large, boldface headlines:
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"The President Is A Fool!"
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He's pulling the USA even lower in the gutter than it's
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been the past few years that he's been in "office".
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The USA is now thought of as a world dictator, and the dictator
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snorts coke, murders his opponents and can't keep his sex organ
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in his shorts. The Swiss used to adore Herr Clinton and the
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country he presides over. No more. Like the rest of the world,
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they are beginning to nurture a hatred of the USA and their
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cokehead "leader" which will take many years to extinguish.
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The cover this week calls the USA the "World Dictator" and
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the extensive article tells how Billy Blythe a/k/a
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Bill Clinton is:
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"...everything from a sex degenerate to a cocaine dealer to
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a murderer." This is only one of hundreds of similar
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magazine/newspaper covers that look like this.
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If you'd travel a bit outside the USA, you'd be absolutely
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ashamed to see what the world thinks of America and Americans
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today. They're a laughing stock, especially El Presidente.
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When an America-loving conservative magazine like "FACTS"
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puts something on the cover like the mentioned picture,
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you know Billy Blythe's damaged the reputation of
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the country more than all the other presidents
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in history combined.
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He makes Georgey Porgy look like an honourable man,
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and he, too, was a sex pervert, but at least he raped
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and murdered six-year-old boys like "Brandon"
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behind-the-scenes, in a secret lodge in Nebraska,
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not in the Oval Office.
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In Liberty,
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MICHAEL BOREN WILLIAMS
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Freedom Fighter in Exile
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http://www.kmf.org/williams
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http://www.williamsmusic.simplenet.com
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Marco,
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Thank you very much for visiting our e-zine and leaving a message
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on our guestbook. We apologize for not responding earlier but
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raising an infant, finishing law school and studying for
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(and then taking) the bar exam left us a bit frazzled.
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We sincerely appreciate your comments about our zine and hope to
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have the next issue out in a couple of weeks.
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Ray and Kim Goforth
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Social Justice
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http://members.tripod.com/~goforth/socialjustice.html
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/send all lettuce 2 ati@etext.org/
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<PAWN>(Prime Anarchist World News Tonite)
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VATICAN CITY--In a historic reversal of its nearly
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2,000-year-old pro-meek stance, the Catholic Church announced
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Tuesday that it is permanently rescinding the traditional "blessed"
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status of the world's meek.
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"Our Lord and Savior Jesus Christ once said,
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'Blessed are the meek,'"said Pope John Paul II in a papal
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bull read before the College of Cardinals. "However, there
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has always been a tacit understanding between the Church
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and the meek that this 'blessed' status was conditional upon
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their inheritance of the earth, an event which seems
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unlikely to happen anytime in the foreseeable future.
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Our relationship, therefore, must be terminated."
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"Screw the meek," the pope added.
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Citing "two millennia of inaction and non-achievement"
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by the world's impoverished and downtrodden, the pope
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contended that the meek's historic inability to improve
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their worldly status constituted "bad faith" on their part.
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"Twenty centuries should have been more than enough time for them to
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inherit the earth," the Supreme Pontiff said.
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"For years, the Catholic Church has made every effort to help them,
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but at some point, enough is enough. We are patient, but we are
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not saints."
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Catholic leaders around the world were vocal in their
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support of the pope.
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"The meek have abused their blessed status for far too long now,"
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said Bernard Law, Archbishop of Boston. "From the Renaissance to the
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Industrial Revolution to the current Global Information Age, the meek
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have always somehow managed to sit back and do nothing while others
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worked hard to make advances and improve their lives. They have
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collected the Catholic Church's spiritual welfare checks
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for long enough."
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"Everything about the meek, from their simple garments
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to their quiet demeanors to their utter lack of can-do spirit,
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goes against Church philosophy," Cardinal Jean-Claude Turcotte
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of Montreal said. "Sitting back and expecting the Lord
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to provide is not the type of behavior for which the Church
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should be rewarding its followers."
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The change in policy toward the meek is also rooted in financial
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considerations: According to Vatican statistics, though more than 80
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percent of the world's Catholics live below the poverty line, the
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Catholic Church receives less than 2 percent of its annual earnings of
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$395 billion from such people.
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"The meek's blessed status was originally bestowed upon them
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by Jesus Christ Himself, but there is enough latitude in
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His gospels and teachings to allow us discretion in this manner,"
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the pope said, "especially in light of the financial goals of
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the Church as it enters the 21st century. From this day forward,
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the Church position shall be, 'Blessed are the affluent,
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for they have indeed inherited the Earth.'"
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In an effort to move away from its traditional meek core demographic
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and attract more upscale worshipers, Vatican officials announced a
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number of changes for the Gospels. Among them: Christ shall be said to
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have been born in a rustic-but-spacious birthing suite and not a
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manger, with the amount of gold and frankincense bestowed upon Him by
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the wise men quadrupled and the amount of myrrh halved; it shall
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henceforth be as easy for a rich man to enter Heaven as it is for a
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camel to pass through a heated three-car garage; and the episode
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between Christ and the moneylenders in the temple shall from now on be
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interpreted as an internecine argument over appropriately aggressive
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fundraising tactics.
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According to Holy See spokesperson Salvatore Vittorio,
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a new Catholic Church payment plan has been established,
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with blessedness and God's everlasting love free of charge
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once a nominal baptism/membership fee has been paid.
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For an additional fee, Catholics can become "Gold
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Circle" members of the Church, entitling them to such perks as
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forgiveness, sainthood and special priority seating at the
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right hand of the Father upon death.
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"We do not wish the Church to become completely exclusionary,'
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Vittorio said. "If any of the former meek wish to change their ways,
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they may certainly do so. But it won't be the free ride they got
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before, I can promise you that."
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|MY ATI|
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OH! DO ME TOO.
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(PAWN)-Georgia.
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Borith Yaltsin admits publicly to an affair with
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Raisa Gorbachov.
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"I pointed my missile," said the President, but we
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did NOT, I repeat - did not have sex."
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The president said it's over, he made a mistake;
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he's sorry, and his people want him to get right back
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to work.
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At the end of the summit, Yaltsin taught Klinton
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the Russian tradition of hugging Hilary, Tiper and
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Chelsee.
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"It was awkward at first," said Klinton. "But I
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got better at it afterwards."
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Klinton said he's not as good as Yaltsin at putting
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his tongue in Hilary's mouth. Once he got better at that
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he was able to begin working at traditional family
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valves. Klinton blew sax, while Yaltsin wailed on the
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3-string guitar.
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Both wore leather pants that show the entire butt.
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AS IF
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(An Activist Times Semi-Exclusive) - Sioux Falls, SD.
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"The question is whether the tribe has sovereignty over
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its own land."
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Tom Cook - in charge of the Land-Use association's hemp
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project on the Pine Ridge reservation.
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"I'm glad they're not asking whether they have sovereignty
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over someone ELSE's land, Tom," said Prime Anarchist.
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/I ' D R A T H E R/
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/B E R E A D I N G /
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/ A C T I V I S T /
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/T I M E S , I N C /
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As per usual, we end with pottery.
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Weird or Wired??
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Washington & Cherry
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Brown library.
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Woman sits at the Microsoft Explorer box
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Constantly referring to a pocket PC.
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The one-line screen tells her
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What web sites to "go to."
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As she finds "of interest,"
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Out comes the pen, and she's poking
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about the qwerty.
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Hmmm...
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Have a nice week, &
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If you don't want to miss a beat
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SUBSCRIBE ATI (your name)
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to:
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Unsubscribing is just as easy;
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We won't insult your intelligence and/or
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further confuse you...
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Let The Phollowing Bee My Epitaf:
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Prime Anarchist 1964-20??
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Composed in 2 Milleniums
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Decomposing for so many more.
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"No more MSG, please."
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<!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!>
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a dress all lettuce 2:
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ati@etext.org
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<?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?><!><?>
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This has been ATI tell your friends |