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BEGIN --- CUT HERE --- Cut Here --- cut here --- ati119.jpg
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Hello, hello, hello. It's ATI. This is issue 119 I think.
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Special Aldo Leopold Edition.
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March 6, 7, and 8. 1998.
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And WECS radio plays Rocky Horror soundtrack excerpts.
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Short PAP #'s run. It's 1035pm.
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This comes once again from kidney island. The island called kidney, shaped
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like a kidney, and serving the purpose of a world's kidney!!!
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I want to come again. I'm going home...
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http://citizen-tv.com
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/ATI/numbers98.txt
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Prime Anarchist Productions Presents, the all new, bigger, brighter, more
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water, less calculus, CALENDULAR section for this Sunday, 2-3 days after
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the moon. Did you remember to throw wampum into the bay at sunset?
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I did.
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Rockin' the Christ Child since 1987, it's ATI!
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March 3, Never give up on what you really wish to do. The person with
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big dreams is more powerful than one with all the facts.
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(by the way, did you dig the eclipse on my birthday? -prime-)
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March 22, 1975. Browns Ferry nuke accident.
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March 28, 1979. Three Mile Island. nuke accident.
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Beware the nukes of March!!!
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April 1, 1702. Be a phool.
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April 22, 1899. The original Earth Day.
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May 5, 1998. Cinco De Mayo. (mark your calendar.)
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? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ?
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Hi hi. Prime Anarchist here. We got lots of mail. Some will have to
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carry over to next week. Many compliments about the latest parodies,
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so let's next with another...
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This to the tune of:
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THE JUICY FRUIT GUM COMMERCIAL
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from Mark Weisenheimer's album Hootenany Green. 1988.
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In the morning wakin' up
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Pour a box of meuselix;
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The taste is gonna move you.
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Get your nuts,
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Eat 'em whole;
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The taste is gonna move ya
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When you're sittin' on the bowl.
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Meuselix, is gonna move ya.
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Lotsa fiber - it goes right through ya.
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Meuselix. The taste, the taste;
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The taste is gonna.
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Moooooooove ya.
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/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/
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/A Prime Prediction. by PAP/
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/Prime Anarchist Productions./
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/ /
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/If Cyberspace follows any /
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/cyclical patterns as regards/
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/spam, ie: Libel/Slander /
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/ Having an email addy on /
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/a webpage, or putting your /
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/vibes out in newzgrupes'll /
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/be parallel to "putting your/
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self out as a public persona/
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And now, a Poem by Marc Frucht.
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SWASTIKAS dedicated to Tara.
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Gangsta swastikas all over the place.
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G.D. Folks. In your face, dude.
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Vice Lord Folks put swastika on bathroom stall.
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Crip and Blood gangbangin from way back - y'all.
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Swastikas, token of our symbolic hurt.
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Spray it, draw it - chalk it down.
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Plaster it on with tape.
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Krylon, nylon.
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An artist swastika all about town.
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Swastikas, swastikas, neo Amerikkkan swastikas,
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A crip swa- on your door.
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Nazi one on your lawn -- tall.
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Christian one on your forehead.
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Blood, your sickle eats my ass.
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Latin Ladies lay eggs all around.
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Ovulating near a crip, hopin' 4 a
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West Side 7 story baby 2 gether.
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Fiddler on the Effin' roof.
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Bad boys, bad boys, Helicopter's gonna do...
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Do you up the Association.
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Police swastikas all over your
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DARE graduation.
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Army swastika. Signal corps, 2 B precise.
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I trim my mustach to within regs.
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Shave it off violently shouting -
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I look like Adolph Effin' Hitler.
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Big gang - Army.
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Big gang - Po-lice.
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Boy Scout swastika 3 fingers up.
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Vice Lord war red and blue - 2
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Fingers up and back...
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2 fingers down / Some body kill him.
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Up your kilt. Flip a bird.
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Your naughty swastika.
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Point out Salmon Rush Die.
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A Fatwa Swastika.
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Cop swa, big gang. Army swa, big gang.
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Crip swa, Blood swa, Latin King swa.
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G-D swa. Vice Lord swa, Folks again.
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Swa, swa. Swa, swa; swa.
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Kokopeli my swastika of choice.
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Toot your OWN horn.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Take Another Poem?
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Ode To Pine Sap. ibid.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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Hogan to Hogan I go.
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On and on, I search.
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Anyone w/ anything
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Better than Bacitracin.
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Ointment for infected cut.
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Pinon pine sap!
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Better'n bacitracin.
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Uno Mas?
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E L E T E L E P H O N Y - by Laura E. Richards.
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\Once there was an elephant. \
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\Who tried to use the telephant- \
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\No! No! I mean the elephone \
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\Who tried to use the telephone- \
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\(Dear me! I am not certain quite\
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\That even now I've got it right)\
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\ \
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\Howe'er it was, he got his trunk\
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\Entangled in the telephunk; \
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\The more he tried to get it phree,\
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\The louder buzzed the telephee- \
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\(I fear I'd better drop the song \
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\Of elephop and telephong!) \
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<><><>YOU<><><>ARE<><><>WATCHING<><><>ATI<><><>
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/letters to the editors roundup\
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\/ \/
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?
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"I *must* be a 'Patron Saint' of hackers.
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Wired Magazine said so!"
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- The Cheshire Catalyst
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http://digital.net/~cheshire/beyondhope/#wired
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___
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We won! I'm not a really together guy,
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but I play one on the Internet.
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- The Cheshire Catalyst
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/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/?/
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hi marco,
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i've been extremely busy and am just getting caught up on Nobody's mail.
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i noticed you sent a couple of notes and wanted to let you know they are
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being read.... (smile) just a little late on the reply.
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re: bill gates and pied (chuckle) have the picture on the wall.
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....and i liked the "PAP" letter.
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keep up the good work,
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- --
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curtis - *pgp-key* - site administrator for Nobody
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I want Nobody to control my life! How about YOU?
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http://www.netvideo.com/nobody
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Thanx for the zine. Definitely some interesting reading in there. Keep up
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the good work
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Jay
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Date: 28.2.98/8:05
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()))))( (laurkhi@hotmail.com / http://www.angelfire.com/sc/laurkhi ) wrote:
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he lived in a cactus
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silver patient
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or a stick figure
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racing with the horizon
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which one won?
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pocket watch between teeth
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for they had jaundice
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each time
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rapids shooter's heart
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stopped
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dergrosseb<65>r
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ist irrlichter
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meckw<6B>rdigschwungzuneigungbed<65>rfniszweipaarschuhe?
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NEIN, NEIN, NEIN!!!!!
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*******
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5
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huomisaamu
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einquartierungsbefehl
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never was the order with
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qui scribit, cloaca
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fais cent m<>coctents
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they were
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quisquis ubique habitat
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//**/*/*/*/*//
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-*/--
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<20>+98
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///
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From: Cameron Spitzer <cls@greens.org>
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San Jose, CA USA
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http://www.greens.org
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I added a link to Common Dreams 2000 on the 'NO MORE OIL WARS' page I
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have added to "Green Parties of North
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America". I think the Union of Concerned Scientists said it best
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back in '91: "this is an armed conflict over terms of
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access to oil." All the stuff about how awful or threatening Saddam
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Hussein is is just hype. The USA has no problem
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with its minions doing exactly what he does. Saddam's crime is the same
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as Noriegas' was: he stopped taking orders
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from his handlers in the CIA. But his crime was also more fearful than
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Noriega's was: he developed his third world
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colonial holding into an independent regional economy with a good
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(before the war) standard of living and out of reach
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of the IMF and World Bank. That's why Iraq had to be hit harder than
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Panama.
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I have to say I like those text files...quite funny. This is something that
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should possibly be on Mancow's Morning Madhouse. Well, anyway, I said I would
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send you a few links.
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http://www.aclu.org/court/kit.html ACLU -- Court</A>
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http://www.aclu.org/issues/cyber/trial/kit.html Cyberliberties</A>
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these are some cases against FurryMUCK in recent court trials.
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http://www.aolsucks.org AOL sucks</A> click on this!
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http://falcon.cc.ukans.edu/~jackm/OWIF.htm Oasis Webmasters for
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Internet Freedom</A> this is interesting too.
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Sorry I don't have more. I will send from my other Email adress.
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Roger
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Happy Birthday Dr. Soos. by Prime Anarchist
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The cat in the hat was phat.
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She spat on Pat. What's that?
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My pet gnat.
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Pet gnat has no hat.
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That's a gnat without a hat;
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A hatless gnat.
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For if he were a hatted gnat,
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The fatted cat would eat the gnat.
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Snd so it goes. And
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So it goes.
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A vegetarian cat in a fat old hat
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Who seldom eats neither gnat nor rat
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And, if that ain't all...
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The fatted hatted Pat spitting cat,
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Ate the rat's hat.
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It was high in fiber, porous,
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And full of greens.
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these
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words
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donated
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to
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ATI
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by
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Don
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and
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Fred
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Imus...
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"CLIFF PALACE, MESA VERDE, COLORADO.
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The most remarkable aspect of this largest
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and best-preserved ruin in the Southwest is that
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some gangster real estate goon has not convinced
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the Indians to turn it into a fucking casino.
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-p 40-
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NEWSPAPER ROCK, THE PAINTED DESERT, ARIZONA.
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These petroglyphs are believed to be the work
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of the Anasazi, a Native American people inhabiting
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southern Colorado and Utah and northern New Mexico
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and Arizona from about A.D. 100 and whose descendants
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are the present-day Pueblo peoples.
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We arrest assholes in New York City for drawing
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this kind of shit on subway cars."
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-p 85-
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(from "Two Guys Four Corners.)
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Time 4 another Prime Anarchist Poetical Ending.
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This 1's called Ska Girl.
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Whip,
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Wind, dancing, twirling.
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Motion, moving, mixing.
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Dance with theatre, Acting.
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On the
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On the dance floor.
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Whirl -
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Girl, dancing, rhythm.
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Moving dancing, moving, like -
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Whirl girl -
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Ska me out.
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Wild - wild ska girl.
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You make my eyes dance.
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Glancing following spinning -
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Move girl.
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Spin me around.
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Way out.
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Ska girl you're definitely way out. Way way out.
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Motion.
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Form.
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Move.
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Act.
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Girl, make my eyes dance.
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A world of energy.
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Whirl. Feel move.
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Fuzzbox. Connected.
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Orange and blue. Floor, earth, feel.
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Ska girl, move.
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Move my eyes about the world.
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Wow.
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Ska girl.
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Skagirl wow.
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Whip whirl, wild.
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Wayout... worldly.
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Me, wow ska.
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Girl.
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Ska.
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&
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If
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you
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wish
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to
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get
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interactive,
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write
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ati@etext.org
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Get your ati's here:
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http://www.etext.org/Zines
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/ATI.html
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or
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ftp://ftp.downcity.net/pub/ati
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