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Living in such a state taTestaTesTaTe etats a hcus ni gniviL
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of mind in which time sTATEsTAtEsTaTeStA emit hcihw ni dnim of
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does not pass, space STateSTaTeSTaTeStAtE ecaps ,ssap ton seod
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does not exist, and sTATeSt oFOfOfo dna ,tsixe ton seod
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idea is not there. STatEst ofoFOFo .ereht ton si aedi
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Stuck in a place staTEsT OfOFofo ecalp a ni kcutS
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where movements TATeSTa foFofoF stnemevom erehw
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are impossible fOFoFOf elbissopmi era
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in all forms, UsOFofO ,smrof lla ni
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physical and nbEifof dna lacisyhp
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or mental - uNBeInO - latnem ro
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your mind is UNbeinG si dnim rouy
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focusing on a unBEING a no gnisucof
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lone thing, or NBeINgu ro ,gniht enol
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a lone nothing. bEinGUn .gnihton enol a
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You are numb and EiNguNB dna bmun era ouY
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unaware to events stneve ot erawanu
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taking place - not -iSSuE- ton - ecalp gnikat
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knowing how or what number 115 tahw ro woh gniwonk
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to think. You are in 02/07/98 ni era uoY .kniht ot
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a state of unbeing.... ....gniebnu fo etats a
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Yes, I borrowed this mast-head.
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http://www.etext.org/Zines/ASCII/SoB/sob27.txt
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I mostly wanted to showcase it for any of you who haven't seen
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such good ascii art in quite a while.
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& Lynx friendly no less.
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I'm prime anarchist and this is issue number 115.
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Have happy reading...
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ladies
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and
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gentlemen, the
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world's shortest
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prime anarchist
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editorial...
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"drumroll please,"
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Or was that eggroll? Ham samwich? Grand Slam? Moons over my
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Hammy? Grand Canyon?
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THE UNITED NATIONS IS RIGHT THIS MOMENT (HAS BEEN FOR 3 DAYS NOW)
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IN ARIZONA INVESTIGATING THE UNITED STATES FOR HUMAN RIGHTS ABUSE
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CHARGES AND NO ONE IN THE PRESS SEEMS TO GIVE A CARE. WHY? WHY?? WHY?!?
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http://www.angelfire.com/wi/kokopeli/kokopeli.html
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Is William Jefferson Clinton's loose penis THAT important???
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we are ATI Feedback? ati@etext.org
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()()()()()()
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Dear Prime,
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I didn't change a thing. Look at this paragraph from AP!
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Israel has asked to buy millions of doses of antidote to the
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weapons from the United States, according to an Israeli
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government official who spoke on condition of anonymity.
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Little Pete, Earl of Sand.
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Pux, Penn.
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Why would ATI ever be upset that Paul Harvey was hawking Walmart. That
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dyed in the wool conservative has been fooling the american public for
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years with his down home folksy crap. We all think he's telling nice
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stories of americana when the reality is that he's one step away from Rush
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Limbaugh.
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Trust me. Go get a history of Paul Harvey's broadcasts and listen to them
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for a week. By the end if you're not puking your guts out then you are a
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card carrying member of the Christian Coalition for the rights of unborn
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white republicans.
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So wake up ATI!!! That's not your fathers Pontiac you're getting screwed in.
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-DP-
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Boston, Mass.
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0\ /0 0\ /0
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0 \ / 0 Get a can of shaving cream, throw it in a freezer 0 \ / 0
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0 \ / 0 for about a week. Then take it out, peal the metal 0 \ / 0
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0 X 0 off and put it where you want....bedroom, car, etc. 0 X 0
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0 / \ 0 As it thaws, it expands, enough to fill up a car 0 / \ 0
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0 / \ 0 or probably a bedroom. 0 / \ 0
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(editor's note: does anyone know if this actually works? I'm thinking of
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digging out the old P-38 and mailing it to Ted Kaszinksi as a birthday
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gift)
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i, woodstok, and my lawyers and my llamas and my father and my
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father before him, who was a drag queen in LA and his hamster disclaim
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everything we could possibly disclaim and sum things we prolli cant
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but o well dont bother suing me cause i dont have the cash anyway.
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If you are offended easily, go away now. If you are
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super religious and take things way too seriously concerning
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your religion, go away as well.
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The same goes for those with no sense of humor.
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If you decide to stay, and something does offend you, you are
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free to write me and whine about it, but chances
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are unless you have a legitamate complaint I'm just going to
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laugh at your letter, and put up on my page if it's stupid enough.
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But anyhow, this is what I'm going to do. If you see something on
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this page that you think you have seen before or created
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yourself, then you know where the credit is due.
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Otherwise I take all credit for everything else,
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unless you yourself want to take credit for something, which you are
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certainly free to do so. I'm not going to know probably,
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and even if I did i dont really care.
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If you want to put something written from my page on yours, by all
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means go ahead. I'd appreciate a link back here or a
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little mention of my name, but if not, oh well. I don't really care.
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a goodly portion of the stuff on this page, including this
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disclaimer, is stolen anyway. Thank you, drive thru.
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http://woodstok.incyberspace.com/disclaim.html
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//picture//
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This site is
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made in the
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U S A
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by illegal
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immigrants.
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to: ati@etext.org
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>Have you suborned yet?
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I am suborn again Christian!
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sincerely,
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OHM (old 203)
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Dear Marco,
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It should be fine if you reprint the "Mad Ave" article in your weekly
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'zine' as long as your zine is as you state; "I make no money doing this".
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Please credit similar to the following "from Adbusters Magazine
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www.adbusters.org 1-800-663-1243
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Jonathan
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(notas editas: here you go:
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http://www.adbusters.org/Articles/mad.html )
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()()()()()()
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we are ATI
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Feedback? ati@etext.org
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USP LEAVENWORTH Text and Graphics by Lori Kettner & Maureen Flynn-Hart,
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L A W R E N C E , K S - On May 20, Walk Across
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America For Mother Earth marched into a flurry of events designed
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to honor indigenous people.
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You can believe in Creator in any way you choose in the US, but
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ultimately you have to respect the Earth. Ultimately you have to live
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a life where the Earth replenishes itself each spring. It is THE way
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of life.
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"This country is following a drug-mentality - it's a
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mentality that will do anything for a quick fix," said
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David Hill in front of Leonard Peltier's Leavenworth
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jail cell. "They are out there teaching you that you
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are one purchase away from happiness. We want you to
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know that is a lie. You have to find happiness today.
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You have to find freedom today. Don't let them convince
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you that you have to wait until you're 65 and you have
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to have a Winnebago before you can find freedom."
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We now return you to the reprint of the interview Prime Anarchist gave
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in 1992 to Infinite Onion magazine about his walk across the country.
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David Fischer - Is there a connection to Big Mountain? If so what?
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Prime Anarchist - Oh yeah. A big one. The people down at Big Mountain
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are living proof that the Genocide of the last
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500 years is still going on. In fact after people
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up in Pine Ridge, and the people over at the
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Nevada Test Site trying to live through all the
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bombing on their ancestors' lands, Big Mountain is
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one of the biggest travesties of justice and simply
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the worst insult to humanity there is.
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Fischer - You want to say more, I can tell...
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Anarchist - Get those vapor locking Navy A-6 fighters and polluting
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Air Force B-2's away from the Four Corners area! You're
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ruining the juniper and sage and you're scaring the hell
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out of the sheep. Do you know how hard it is to lead 6 goats
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and forty sheep after a fighter pilot screams up a ravine
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you're in... 9 feet over your head??? One time I found a sheep
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shaking behind a rock as if she knew it was the end of the
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world. If you keep doing this... maybe this WILL be the end.
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D.F. - Craziest story?
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P.A. - Craziest, hmmm. Well, in Amarillo there's ten pink Cadillacs
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with their noses buried in an old corn field. It's called the
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Cadillac Ranch Museum and some oil baron guy bought ten brand
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new cadillacs to do this, I swear. They look like they fell out
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of the sky.
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"Looks crazy," said one of the other walkers.
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"Looks pretty fucking stupid," I said. My journal entry that day
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just says: "only in Amerikkka."
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Keep in mind this is Texas where you can get a free 72 ounce steak if
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you can eat all of it in half an hour without dropping dead from
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cholesterol shock, angina, or a full blown heart attack.
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D.F. - What convinced you to join the army??? And what convinced you
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to get out?
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P.A. - Good question. I joined in '88 for the peacetime GI Bill to go
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to college. During basic training a Navy A-6 blew 2 Libyan
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MIG's out of the water and when we found out everyone cheered
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except me. It suddenly dawned on me. There's two pilots I've
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never met and will never know if I liked them or hated them.
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I'll never know. They're dead. And we're fucking cheering.
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Then a year later we invaded Panama to regain control of the
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Canal and to shut Noriega up about Bush's hand in Iran Contra.
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Then exactly a year later we're kicking it into high gear --
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Showing George is no whimp, he goes after Saddam Hussein
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"the next hitler," he tells us. Yeah, the same guy Bush helped stuff
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ballot boxes for in 1980 in his "election" against a man named Bakr
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who wasn't as "moderate" and as "secular" as Hussein. Back then, Bush
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called him Mr. Hussein. Now it's Sodom??? Gamorrah Bush is slimier than
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a one-eyed sapsucker on a honeycovered x-rated waterslide at Disney.
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But I digress. Right after the Persian Gulf war I got a medical
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discharge which I was supposed to get 8 months prior. Did you know we
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were about 20 bodies away from a draft during Operation Desert Swarm?
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Yes. And I made one of them!!! They kept me listed as a full fledged
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"active duty" even though my paperwork had to say "physically unfit
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for duty." The scoop is -- if I left without a soldier coming in from
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basic to replace me, we were a social security number away from
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not effectively defending the continental US during our gallavants
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overseas. And that would have looked bad to congress. And God forbid
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to the American people. So they released me after "mop-up." If I didn't
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have a medical discharge coming for my knee injury, I would've hunger
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struck. There are about 700 soldiers still in stockades over in Saudi
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and God knows how many everywhere else. And all they did was say,
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"count me out." Oh well, that just gave me eight more months to decide
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how much I hate Bush's administration, and any pseudo democratic
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alternatives, and this whole fascist government. Do you know where
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Hussein got his signal corps training when he was a young officer?
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FORT GORDON, GA!!! I SAT IN HIS OLD CHAIR DURING MINE!!! That was
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back when we didn't like Iran I guess. And Russia didn't like Iraq.
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(This interview continues next week in issue 116)
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we are ATI Feedback? ati@etext.org
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()()()()()()
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And
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now
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let's
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lighten
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up to
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with the
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a tune
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prime of
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anarchist Joan Osborne's
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parody. ONE
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OF
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US
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If God had a job; what would it be
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And would he pull in per hour
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Or salary
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Would he work real hard
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Or break for coffee
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Yeah, yeah,
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God works hard.
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And yea, yeah,
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Punch the time card.
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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah.
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What if God made minimum
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Just a job at minimum
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Would he work for minimum
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Or be a jerk for minimum.
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If God was employed; what would he do
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And would he come in at nine
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Or maybe two
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And would he ask union scale
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And save for an IRA
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Take straight pay
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Or share all the profits (prophets?)
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And yeah, yeah.
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God kinda slacks
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yeah yeah, he's always eating snacks.
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And yeah, yeah, yeah, yea yeah...
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What if God made minimum
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Just a job at minimum
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Would you downsize God for minimum.
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Or be a jerk for minimum.
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.x.x.x.x.x.x.
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.pap #'s run.
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.x.x.x.x.x.x.
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http://www.earthtimes.org
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http://www.purefiction.com/pages/res2.htm
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http://www.columbia.edu/acis/bartleby
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http://www.inf.ufsc.br/barata0.html
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http://www.disinfo.com
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http://www.laughnet.net/archive/misc/barbie.htm
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http://www.planet-peace.org/trudell/index1.html
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http://www.teleport.com/~canyon/cr7013.htm
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http://www.cybercuba.com
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http://www.elpais.es
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http://www.restless.com/moog.html
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http://www.lingsoft.fi/~mvoipio/highways.html
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http://www.ipl.org
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http://www.applicom.com/vbm/Hartes.htm
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http://weeklywire.com/alibi/current
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http://providencephoenix.com
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http://www.loc.gov
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http://www.angelfire.com/ny/fasters/vent.html
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http://www.downcity.net/downcity/current/dylan.htlm
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/ THE /
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/CALENDULA SECTION/
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February 6 1945 Bob Marley's birthday
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Feb 17 1778 Fernando Sor born
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Feb 20 1946 J. Geils SuBorned
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1967 Kurt Cobain born with silver cokespoon in hand.
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1770 Fernando Carulli born in Naples.
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Feb 21 1893 Andres Segovia born in Granada
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Feb 23 1944 Johnny Winter born with a white mustache
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Feb 26 ???? Johnny Cash born wearing black
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1964 Prime Anarchist born in the Peter Bent, Boston, MA.
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