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106. 12-20-97
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And now here's Rabbi Marc Harry Ehrenfrucht with his terrific High
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Holy Holiday Tomato Hanuka Tonic.
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Reb Marco here, Honniktonnik. Mazaltov.
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Or was that molotov?
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Halitosis? Here goes.
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Peel a tomatoe, I mean a lemon. Lemon peel.
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Holidays gotcha grumpy???
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Try this:
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1 lemon
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1 ton tomatoe
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1 TBsp. maple syrup
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1 glass hot tapwater
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2/3 hawaian ice cubes
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4 pieces parsley
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Salt to taste
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Lips to kiss
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Legs that kill
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Add pineapple for eyes to die for.
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Put it all in a blender and say, "ah."
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Or was that oy?
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Merry X-men-mas. GenerationXmas.
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And don't forget to give baby ben jesse
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All your undivided intentions.
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Prime Anarchist Opinion. (if you don't like it then send yours in!)
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"EMPLOYEES MUST WASH THEIR HANDS BEFORE RETURNING TO WORK."
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-Swisher et al.
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I think it's more important these days an owner be covered with
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a prominently displayed sign than that anyone ACTUALLY clean their hands,
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huh?
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"PLEASE EXCUSE OUR MESS WHILE WE CORDON OFF 3 AISLES AT A TIME WITH
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SHIPPING TAPE AND PAPER TOWELS AND USE THESE SLOW HOURS TO WASH, WAX,
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AND BUFF FLOORS, RESTOCK SHELVES, REPAIR FIXTURES LISTEN TO LOUD MUSIC,
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AND DO ALL THE OTHER THINGS THAT 10 YEARS AGO WERE DONE WHEN A STORE
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CLOSED DOWN FOR A FEW HOURS."
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-SS&S;ST&PT. Super Stop and Shop; Shipping Tape
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and Paper Towel Division.
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<picture>
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Two signs next to each other on a turn-off from route 1, USA.
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/CONDOS/ /PAWN/
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/ FOR / /SHOP/
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/ SALE / / /
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hmmm...
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I-69 -- LAREDO TO QUEBEC: MENAGE A TRADE.
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by prime anarchist
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Canada eating out Mexico.
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Virtual orgy.
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Everybody trucking everybody else.
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None of the "No-view-riche" knowing who to thank;
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But all of the poor of the
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Poorest of the poor certainly
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Knowing who to blame.
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& US in the middle of it all.
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Money, perhaps at the root of all obscenity.
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Insanity.
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Nympho-consumero-expando-destructo-maniacs abound.
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And the environment?
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Do the words "suffer bitch," come to mind?
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Untitled Skeleton
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by marco
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October twenty nine, nineteen seventy nine--
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Oscar and Theresa were putting in some serious overtime.
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'Twas an Old Testament reading in Salvador, India; simultaneously;
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When will this bloodshed stop???
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Saint Oscar martyred nineteen eighty...
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When will this bloodshed stop???
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Entombed by the Catholic political society.
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Madre dio! When will this bloodshed stop???
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Gospel totally opposes vatican council two:
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Protestant coalition sells Salvation for souls --
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Hoo.
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Old chrisT cOnsTiTuTed pOsTure, nOT Official sTance.
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GovernmenT respOnsible fOr giving pOOr a chance.
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YOung mary magdalene likely dOth apprOve,
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Old SainT Theresa prOb'ly smiles -n- dances tOO.
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(you notice washing
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Roohah, hoo. haroo. tonion looks so very
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much like draconian???)
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Washington foreign policy toward all, conservationitorian,
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You needn't a thinktank to see who cannot live.
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Fernando,
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Cancel my appointment with the Pope.
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Hold all my calls you dolt. I'm going to be
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A pahtr'n of the Ahts.
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Meanwhile, as the multinational corporate gnostic
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Foetuses come out objecting to the moral
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Majority old right guard;
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Skeletons rip out of earth; roll as
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Bones, jawed on a picket white yard;
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Enter Cerberus' casino. Try a door: woof.
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Snake eyes. -OO-
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march 26, 1996. Minnesota
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LETTERS TO ATI:
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Wishing you peace and love...
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http://www.bluemountain.com/cards/box4659/ati7243szv8046.html
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From: Ali Shehzad Zaidi
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If the dance of the peacock can bring forests of desire, orchards of
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fulfillment, into being, if the ghost dance of the Lakota can transfigure
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the landscape with ancestral memory, then fusing our horizons into
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history
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we can remove from our universities this blight of statistics and
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mendacity
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and corporate logos and smiling men in suits. For an education that is a
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shared adventure, not an ordeal of solitary confinement, for a human
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condition in which we have fallen in love, for what The University wanted
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to
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be before it ever was, for the messages sieved from the prophetic sea of
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images in our midst, for the moon that replenishes this night: restore
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the
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imagination to our curricula -- our very lives.
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In other words, revolution now.
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Ali
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=) x (=
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Prime Anarchist World News.
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This one swiped from the Onion:
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NEW YORK--A spokesperson for the letter D announced Monday that
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the #3 consonant is withdrawing sponsorship from Sesame Street following a
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Children's Television Workshop announcement that a homosexual muppet will
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soon join the show's cast.
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"The letter D is proud to have brought you many wonderful Sesame
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Street episodes throughout the program's 28-year history," said Patricia
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Willis, public-relations director for D. "But the letter D
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does not condone the sort of morally questionable lifestyles that
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Sesame Street is advocating with the introduction of this new character.
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It can no longer in good conscience associate itself with the show."
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Willis said D's withdrawal is effective immediately, and applies
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to both capital and lower-case versions of the letter.
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The gay muppet, "Roger," will be introduced on Sesame Street
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Dec. 23, CTW director Leslie Charren said. Thus far, no other sponsors
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have pulled out, though the number seven has requested an
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advance tape of the episode before it makes a decision.
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Many public-television insiders believe D's withdrawal was
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motivated by a desire not to alienate religious conservatives,
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a section of the population that employs the letter frequently.
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"D is for, among other things, demagoguery, dogma and doctrine,
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words crucial to right-wing groups like the Christian Coalition," said
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Yale University political-science professor J. Wright Franklin.
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"It is likely that D felt it could ill afford to offend such a
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large segment of its users."
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While a long-term replacement for D has not yet been secured
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by Sesame Street, the number three will temporarily fill in for it
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in a number of the show's animated shorts. Other pieces will simply
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skip from C to E, with vocalists stretching out C into two syllables
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to match the rhythm of the alphabet song.
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Sesame Street is stung by the sudden departure of its longtime
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supporter. Speaking to reporters, cast member Cookie Monster said:
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"Me disappointed letter D choose to end relationship with Sesame Street
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due to pressure from extremely vocal minority. We accused of endorsing
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deviant lifestyle. Me say homosexuality natural, not immoral.
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Diversity and enrichment. That good enough for me."
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http://www.theonion.com
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PAWN /Washingmachineton/ ALL US TROOPS WILL BE INOCULATED AGAINST ANTHRAX.
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The largest peace-time boat-lift on-going in US history.
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"Not since Joesph Smith canoed three Hopi and 7 Navajo down
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the Rio Grande, has a larger percentage of a population voluntarily
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undergone tic-bite treatments," said Joseph Biafra, of CDC.
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Four ships a day will port off Plum island, L.I for the next seven
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months, while soldiers, sailors and marines undergo 3 days and 4 nites
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each of beer-drinking, carousing and letting ticks bite them in hopes
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that they will catch anthrax, according to Biafra.
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"Thems that live'll be thems that make us stronger," said
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Connecticut Governor John Jacob Rovland at a recent rock concert held
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to raise funds for the Long Island Island.
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HOW DO YOU GET THESE #'S
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by The Miserable
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Pick a proposed casino
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any casino
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Pick a hundred people
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any people
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# people for casino: 3
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# people against: 86
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# who will gamble, eat, attend shows there
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once it opens: 98.
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Recite after me:
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"This Does Not Compute.
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Singin' Cripple Creek, CT. (c) June 15, 1995 marc frucht
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(F) --
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(C7) (F)
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-- --
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(C7) (F)
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All of this and a whole lot more
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In Cripple Creek Connecticut
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It's boom or bust while the ships go rust
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Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut.
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As a wayward boy rides a 10-speed bike
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To put a couple quarters in a video game.
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Now a 5-dollar token holds a promise of gold.
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Trading up for a limosine ride.
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People putting up their homes for sale
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Saying they're so fed up you know
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Not sellin low to the local folk,
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Holding out 'til the price comes up.
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(spoken) ('n who d'ya think'll buy 'em)
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Protestant clergyman parks his car
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To self-serve gas and cast a lot.
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Ten in the tank and a lottery scratch.
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To see if he can hit a jackpot.
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5 tykes 5 slides 5 amusement rides
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In a Rondald McDonaldland
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3 go home without any trouble
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2 wait while daddy goes for snake eyes or doubles.
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A jail cell locks up voting machines
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Along with a baseball betting book
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2 of a kind beats a Royal Flush
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When the loser gets a recount took.
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Mall architect adopts a pet
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Abused greyhound from the plainfield lot
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Says gambling is Satan's root
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But she'll cocktail wait making loose ends meet.
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All of this and a whole lot more
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In Cripple Creek Connecticut
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It's boom or bust while the ships go rust
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Here in Cripple Creek Connecticut.
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JOURNAL POEM 33
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Dedication: Juan & Edgar: Father & Son.
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Nothing rhymes with viener schnitzel
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3 turtles walk gardenward out
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Of the north seeking vegetation.
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Heyoka moon wanes. 3 questions:
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Must war tear every square
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Foot of the earth?
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When will the blood stop spilling??
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Who left out Revelation to John 22:22???
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So there we were thinking,
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"Here we are."
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Direct non-violent confrontation
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Door County should make
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Cherry flavored potato chips.
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Can't taste as bad as the trees smell.
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Cinco de Mayo
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Carbon monoxide
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Deisel truck drives by
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Jogger coughs once more;
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Rain makes it smell worse
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Sick to his stomach
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May 5th - his first run.
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Washing hands and face in the lower
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Spring each morning -- a good time
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To see animal tracks.
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Surely you share this spring.
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Turn thirty really close to the
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Vernal equinox while de-icing the
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Windshield at LaGuardia airport.
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Hyssop cleans the temples.
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Mall full of beer-bellied men
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& anorexic-looking women makes for
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Feeling sick and sorry for society.
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Mecca and mime sit silently saying, "..."
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Polka Haiku:
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Learning new songs on
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Accordian, guitar, voice,
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Reworking old ones.
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Gadzookamaluga!
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Chubbs says he's waiting
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For Vatican III in 3-D.
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"So what's a soy rabbi?" I ask
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Receiving lesson about the over-
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Specializing of everything american.
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"I'm in charge of health foods,"
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He says, "herbs, anything to do with
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What's good for you -- shampoo's
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Soaps, etc."
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Oy, soy rabbi.
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Wisconsin. Like a borscht
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Without brussels sprouts.
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That's all s/he wrote.
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This has been a prime anarchist production in conjunction
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with ATI.
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Get your phree subscription by sending
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Send all contributions to
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ati@etext.org
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and if you have angst:
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dial
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1-800-AAA-ARGH
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