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SPECIAL
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21 &
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OVER ISSUE.
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. 21.
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.. .. AT&T. WE'VE GOT YOU
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.... .... BY THE CALLS.
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...........
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** disclaimer **--------------------/
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Activist Times, Inc. ATI. A------/
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journalistic, causistic, /
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/cyberpolitical /
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/organization, that / LIKE THIS INFO
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/tries always to / ??? SEND A DON-
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/help y'all, and us, / ATION. Stamps??
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change the world, / to:
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radically, in less / ATI
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than two minute / c/o Kelly
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increments. / BRO Box 94
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- - - - - - - - - Groton, Ct.
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06340
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***Call these awe-fish-y'all ATI
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Host BBS's. AuTobahn 703-629-4422
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ONE BYTE 203-444-1597
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AT-Tel 812-446-2881
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PEACENET 415-923-0900 FOR DETAILS
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The condom in this issue has been
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electronically stored on page 3. You'll
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find the rim a little thin. That was
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Carter-Trojan's idea to make it easier
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to
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pack. Fear not. It's just as safe.
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Even if you didn't plan on having
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sex, go out there and make use of this
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rubber.
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Don't let a good thing go to waste.
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The instructions, on how to use one
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(as well as how to have sex in general)
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are in plain black bold block letter,
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so even your 7 year old sister can read
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the words "erect penis" and "coming",
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as well as "penetration" and "semen".
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If she asks questions or takes an
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interest, why not show her how it's
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used.
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"The top of the condom (RIM) should be
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held firmly when withdrawing to avoid
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spilling the semen".
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We sent these condoms out so you'd
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all perform safe sex; but mostly so
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you'd
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perform sex.
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How else would my dad sell HIS
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magazines. We didnt write the book of
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Love;
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but here's to say "we want you to play
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by the rules".
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P A P, presents:
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/ / /
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Prime Anarchist's
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numbers run, for this morning, 8:29
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am.,
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sometime late October... 1988.
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800-833-news National Student News
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617-292-4823 Hunger Campaign
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441-230-1212 (dont forget the country
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441-230-3456 stuff) Scotland Yard
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613-548-1278 Some Aussie Pie Factory
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303-499-7111 Atomic clock. (call at
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different times, for assorted stuff
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507-28-5166 Manuel NOriega
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507-64-5353 Major Lopez (his VP)
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516-922-wine dial a dirty joke
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313-663-0486 PSSC Students for Social
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Change
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512-451-5915 Texas SSC
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212-966-9494 National Lawyers Guild
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212-966-5000 World guild
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401-351-7722 Providence branch of NLG
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516-751-2600 2600 magazine
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201-644-2335 ap newsline for the blind
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202-456-1414 Reagan's desk
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203-324-3117 comedy shop newsline
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415-995-2606 Reality Hackers magazine
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619-375-1234 time and temp
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415-923-0900 PEACENET.
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
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($)NOTAS MUSICAS!!! ($)
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($)($)($)($)($)($)($)
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IS THE POPE CATHOLIC!?!
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A Board-Game Review
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Not just an oft-heard rhetorical
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question but the name of a historical
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and
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hilarious new board game. Full of fun
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and humor. Rich with nostalgia. A great
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way to resurrect fond memories.
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Players journey around the rosary bead
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board
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and climb the rungs of the Church
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heirarchical ladder... all in a quest
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to
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become Pope and winner. A delightful
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gift for friends who share a Catholic
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heritage or who adore trivia or both.
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Easy to learn, two to six can play.
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I havent played it yet, it looks
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boring.
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.. ..
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TO THE TUNE OF YOUR ANSWERING MACHINE
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TAPE MESSAGE:
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Hi, I'm Dan Rather Not and with me
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today, I have someone on the telefone.
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Uh, what did you say your name was?
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And, uh, what does your call regard?
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Uh, and just for the record, what's
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your telephone number?
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Uh, how do you feel about the fact
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that if you leave that info at the
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beep,
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we'll return your call as soon as
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possible.
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Here's that beep, and good nite.
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- - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
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:ATI, over 30,000 characters :
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assassinated.
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:ATI, a hammer of justice :
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ATI, patriotism without flag/
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: waving /--
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ATI, your pipeline
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: to where it's at!/
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TO THE EDITORS:
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Why is Manuel Noriega trading drugs
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to Bush for guns?
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JS (512)
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