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990523 1901
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HOW TO ANNOY A CLERK: At 2AM On A
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Week Night.
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by prime anarchist
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Before shutting the door behind
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you, look at the sticker on the
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door-jam that shows you're 5'7"
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tall in technicolor blue and red.
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Shout out that you're 5'10" and
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insist that their chart is wrong.
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(unless of course you ARE 5'10", then
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insist you're something else -- your
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pick)
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Suggest the person who put it up
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must've gotten ahold of some bad crack.
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Tell them they'd better have it
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corrected by the next time you come
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back or you're going to call the BBB.
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Don't forget to tell them you're just
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kidding at some point, or you might
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ruin their trip.
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Remember to thank them and tell them
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to have a nice day. Mean it, even if
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you get a sense they don't.
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Greetings and welcome to ATI179.
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Activist Turning-Points International.
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SunDay May 23, 1999. It's 4:30 pm. Do
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you know where your politicians are?
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Here's the Activist Times Publisher's
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Column,
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I see and hear my God recognizes yours.
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Can you say the same about "your's?"
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Just a question.
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I'm watching "MOTHER THERESA: In The
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Name Of God's Poor."
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Can I tell you how weird it is to
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view this, tears rolling down my
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cheeks and every time a doorbell or
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phone rings at the shelter I live in
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and run, I see Ted Kennedy's fat shiny
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Oil Of Olay face on C-Span2 discussing
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Juvenile Crime bills whenever I hit STOP?
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Cough, cough, tus, tus. Sounds like old
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Eddie has TB. Nice glasses by the way.
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Do they cost more than my life? How many
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meals could I cook with that gorgious
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silk tie of yours that attempts to
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colorize your grey face and dark puffy
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eyes? How many silk ties do you own,
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Ted. How many coats?
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I don't dare say half of how I feel:
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I'm not allowed to judge.
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You point at percentages of mothers
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and fathers on an easle, all red, white
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and blue looking; looking like Ross
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Perot, Ted. Ted, Ted, I wish I could
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shake you, you're not hearing, you're
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not seeing, you're not asking ANY OF
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THE RIGHT QUESTIONS. Shut up and listen.
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Feed the poor Ted. Boston, Hartford,
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Providence Ted. Brooklyn, Worcester,
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Bridgeport. Feed the hungry Ted. Shut
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up and sell your tie. Cook a meal.
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You are no help thus far, Ted.
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Represent us! Listen to your heart.
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Feed the poor. If you don't have the
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courage to truly speak for your people,
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than at least have the courage to step
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down and let someone who can: do.
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That said, that expressed, I change
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the channel so I no longer have to
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watch this verbal shit every time I
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pause. Yuck, feck, blech.
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A good juvenile justice bill? Feed
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children free. No strings attached.
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But you all aren't ready for that yet,
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are you? Have a nice meeting you
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yuppie pukes!
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I can't recommend this movie enough,
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by the way, I didn't mean this as a
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movie review but here goes. I've cried
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at least 6 times now, and she hasn't even
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gone from Sisterhood to Motherhood yet.
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Holy wah. What a good movie.
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I didn't know she was born in Albania.
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She was nine when her dad died. Hmmm.
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Attn: NATO, take a letter.
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Dear England,
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Dear US. You desecrate Princess Diana
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with every smart bomb you insert into
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Serbia region. Can't you see this?
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Don't you hear? Don't you feel? Your
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bi-lateral genocide is not working.
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It accomplishes nothing but suffering
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and death, destruction and desecration.
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How many songs must I sing you before
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you face your demons America, England,
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Canada. NATO, the people calling you
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NAZI are bitter, they are resentful.
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I harbor no fear, no bitterness or
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resentment. Nothing but love when I
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tell you this.
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Name of God, NATO. When will the
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bloodshed end? How about show me one
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tiny sign?
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How about closing the SOA. How about
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searching your heart for a peaceful
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solution in Serbia, in Iraq, in Somalia,
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Lebanon, Timor, Tibet; in Chiapas.
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On the Navajo reservation. I make no
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distinctions, Amerika. Shame on your
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each and every seperation. Each bomb.
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Each starving human on this planet.
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Shame shame. Thank you, thank you,
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thank you. Just search, you'll find
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it. You're not looking hard enough.
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Oh and Secretary Cohen.
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Take a short note.
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You suck.
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Love,
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Prime Anarchist
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