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47 lines
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PRIME ANARCHIST RANTS.
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Hendrix' "Let me stand Next
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To Your Fire" for the Pontiac
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Sunfire? Oh my god let me barf!
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I've got three words:
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You people suck.
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Lauren Bacall. Wow. Go Lauren,
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go lauren, go lauren go. Anyone
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ballzy enough to tickle Larry
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King's nose on Live. Wow.
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How long can you work at a place
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that plays Beethoven's 5th every
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time you enter something correctly
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at the cash register, Ride of the
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Valkyries when the fries are done
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and "Zzzzt! (wrong answer)" when
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something doesn't add up. Aargh!
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Mariah Carey, they still let you
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talk???
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"What's wrong with asking people
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to not discuss private details of
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things that are private to you?"
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Yes! She said that. OK Mariadolt,
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Let's discuss private details
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that aren't.
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Heinz up 1/4
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Laying off 4,000.
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Pssst... 12,000 might've gotten
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you a whole point.
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You peeps suck 2.
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Hey, I don' mean 2 B regi-zine-
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o-phobic, but I'm gonna make it in
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Green Bay 'cause NY sux.
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Lemme repeat something 'cause it
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"gots th' replay value:"
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The hair,
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the cigarette
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and the Stratocaster:
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How many ways
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can you play
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the Em scale
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in just two positions?
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prime sick and tired!!!
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